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00:06Thank you for listening.
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01:13MUSIC CONTINUES
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02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:29Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:44Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:48Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
03:57Okay.
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:11Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:12No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:17Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question, no.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15See, usually with questions,
05:17voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money
05:38for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarped for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation
05:45or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not,
05:47I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
06:10I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards,
06:17get the cards, get the cards, get the club,
06:18go to the dance and the boys gonna love this,
06:21picking their lips, wishing they had
06:23their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs, everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:38Oh, shit.
06:38Oh, shit.
06:39Oh, shit.
06:49Oh, shit.
07:02Oh, shit.
07:10hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late i have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19oh oh you have your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not happening this year
07:29what budget cuts don't even get me started no we're three weeks into the semester how
07:34how can no no they can't no we'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office
07:39they can help no they're just gonna give me another work study job i can barely do all my
07:44schoolwork as it is oh my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need air
07:50to process and live yeah i also need money is there another scholarship i could apply for
07:57another classical composition scholarship
08:02i could switch concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much stronger composer
08:07than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz i could i could write jazz
08:13even less money right what do i do let's chat again on monday after you've had a few days to
08:21sit with this hey hannah we're gonna get through it okay i could write pop first place comes with a
08:33scholarship right right but you just said that i'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago and
08:38i wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year
08:43i mean your word outstanding it's true not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic
08:50vocal identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah i can totally pop how hard can it be
08:56really famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty steep no i can do this i will do
09:03this okay bring some ideas into class we'll talk okay
09:23dean dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest shower still at least the door
09:37shut this time
09:40logan logan drain's clogged again no shit finish your fucking shower i'll come fix it
09:46dean come help with the kegs told you i'll be right down yeah but when
09:55you want me to come down naked tucker because i'll do it you sure will never mind forget i have
10:04baby garrett will help where the fuck is garrett
10:23garrett can't wait for the evening game tomorrow
10:29ladies
10:41ladies
10:42hey
10:42smells good sir thank you
10:46dean dean can't you see i'm cooking man
10:49hey bro i just fixed the shower again give you one guess oh geez well i could be anyone fuck
10:59dude it's
11:00obviously yours bud don't look at me what okay shower sexy so what's the next time a drain gets
11:05clogged in this house you can fix it yeah like dean's ever snaked a drain have you ever snaked a
11:09drain i know what snaking a drain is i mean that counts right hey what are these dainty fucking
11:14sandwiches you're making tuck it's a house party we need dippables i'm sorry did you just yeah he just
11:20said uh dipables dippables dippables dippables dippables dippables dippables dippables
11:25yeah okay okay okay okay okay i'm walking to that one
11:28nothing for you logan if you're gonna make all my food but i
11:30dude that's beautiful man they look great
11:32what are we listening to
11:39here we go
11:43hey can you play something from this millennium please this is a classic
11:54would not have pegged you for an oldies guy
11:58kendall
12:00grand
12:02got your refill one's my max my before game so strict are you also strict about
12:12non-alcoholic kinds of fun
12:17like what
12:28i'm so into you i can barely breathe
12:34and all i want to do is to fall in need
12:39close ain't close enough till we cross the line
12:47so for your pop showcase tour de force are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem i
12:53don't know i feel like i'm more of a taylor than a go-go you haven't fallen in love
12:57enough times to be a taylor yes i have with who
13:03okay fine exactly you never have crushes the fact that you are down bad for
13:08justin pole is totally a sign that he's special
13:10so be a taylor and do something about it
13:23okay have you seen him he's so much easier to look at than talk to
13:28fine just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some
13:33untouchable rock god what are you afraid of
13:38i don't know okay maybe i talk to him and his accent makes me melt
13:43and it goes terribly or he's just not interested and then i i never feel this way about anyone ever
13:50again or maybe or maybe
13:59i'm not you ali i can't just find a husband day one of college
14:04i can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal i walked in on garrett graham in the shower
14:09and i
14:09fell over a laundry cart you did what i don't want to talk about it you saw garrett graham naked
14:15what did he look like he looked naked and then i fell which is my point i i can't do
14:22this
14:23okay i have an idea literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow including justin probably
14:28when's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party well i i don't like parties but you
14:33love music
14:34no i need to work on my showcase song that's an excuse and you know it no it's not i
14:40want to present
14:40a demo in my class next week it's a poland all-nighter look i'm spending the night at sean's anyway
14:44you'll have the place to yourself no but no hannah i'm not letting you off the hook this time
14:50if you want to be a tailor you have to take a risk
14:52i want you like the pills behind the counter that hit i want you so bad my fingers shook with
15:16it and we
15:17all of the money in the world but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this
15:22okay
15:23is
15:24If we are in bed, we don't have to deal with them the same
15:28We don't have any money, we don't have to be able to do
15:32The things that we do, they don't know what we will
15:35I change my head, I change your clothes
15:38My G-Tattoos, they feel like home
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised
15:44I promise no one's watching me
15:47Not just a body or somebody
15:50Would a body or somebody to me
15:54Not just a body or somebody would a body
15:57Want your body on me
16:00Not just a body or somebody
16:02Not just a body or somebody
16:03Not just a body or somebody
16:03Not just a body or somebody
16:08Would a body or somebody
16:09Want your body on me
16:12Feels like I'm thinking it might take you by surprise
16:15My box is short, so I swear I could drive in
16:18I change my head, you change your clothes
16:21My G-Tattoos, they feel like home
16:25I can't do it, they feel like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm
16:39feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like
16:39I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling
16:39like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm
16:39feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like
16:39I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling
16:39like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm
16:41feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like
16:48I'm feeling like I'm feeling like
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:37Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:40You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:47The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:56What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
17:59So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:45But either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:13All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:19He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man in game
19:41And I'm the dry and nuts
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:49Come on
20:01Come on
20:02Come on
20:03Oh, I take it back
20:10Move, move, move, come on, come on
20:19Come on
20:20Come on
20:32We weren't dating
20:33We kind of were
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester
20:37How says
20:39Nay
20:40Nay
20:41Hey, Nate.
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you,
20:44which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:29Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup,
21:47a Norris trophy or two,
21:49spend more time on your hair than a Kardashian,
21:51and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:57Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey,
22:13let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:02Hi.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room. I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough. How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody. No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great. That's, like, halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really. Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music. Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34We'll come back to you with writing a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing. These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't? I'll...
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase,
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey. You are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love. Someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin. Maybe someone else.
24:20I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what it should be
24:25about.
24:26What did you write about in high school?
24:28What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school. What did you write about?
24:38Hannah?
24:41Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:29There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33Being as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38Oh, no, I'm sorry.
25:39I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:40See you there.
25:41Back again.
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45I have to make something you can borrow it.
25:50Uh, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:01No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:06Um, your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:11I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush. Can I...
26:39Oh, my God. Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:47I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:00I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy. You're too available.
27:07What? Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends. They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:16Yeah, please.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:21I was to take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:34So?
27:35I need to play.
27:36Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:45When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:51Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20He'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39Want to see you in the stands this afternoon?
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48Me too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:57I saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:15I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:25Cindy and I are getting married.
29:30You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:51Make you a man and make you a hundred more.
29:53Boy.
29:54Real.
29:55Boy.
29:57Staring at fate.
29:58I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the waves.
30:00Please welcome your very own Ryder.
30:08Yo-ho!
30:27I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36Alright, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39Staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:41I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table a thousand to play.
30:45You're going to talk to him now.
30:45You're going to tell me this isn't a game.
30:46Down the street from the Denzel estate.
30:48Right around the corner from the baby face of my baby face around me.
30:53Money ain't everything fucking we steal.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game, but he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on bro, get your head in it.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the warpath.
31:20You making daddy proud, Graham?
31:33You making daddy proud, Graham?
31:37It's the board.
31:38It's the board.
31:39Let's go, Graham.
31:40Get the ball.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derrick Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:57You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:01He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:03Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:14Let me get some of that Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:43Let's go.
32:54Oh, man.
33:00Oh my God.
33:09Look at that.
33:10Yeah.
33:11Oh, man.
33:13Oh, man.
33:13Hey, Garrett.
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
34:05I was justified when I was five
34:12Raisin' cane, that's me in your eye
34:15Times are changin', now the ball gets back
34:18But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:29Eat me on a Friday night, that's alright
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
34:51Stunk or sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the things that I do
35:09I entertain by pickin' brains
35:13Sell my soul by droppin' veins
35:16I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:32I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, till the bitch is back
35:36Stunk or sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
35:42Thanks, Danny
35:44Logan, Logan!
35:45Here we go, here we go
35:47Pitch up!
35:50Touchdown!
35:55Yes!
35:56Yes!
36:06Welcome back, man!
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch who's back
36:16Stunk or sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I do, it's the way that I move
36:25The things that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:32Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:38Ooh, hey
36:41Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:47Ooh, bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:00Go go, go go
37:06Go go
37:07Go go
37:07Try somewhere
37:10Go go
37:12Go go
37:13Close your eyes
37:15What are you doing?
37:16Watching a movie
37:17I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:39No, convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:47Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:49That doesn't matter
37:50She's coming
37:55I don't... what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:03No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit, you just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look... Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:19Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too, just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:46Oh, yes, bitch! That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right
38:54I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I-I talked to him earlier
39:03He was not good
39:04No, no, just stop, stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to her
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look at her courage!
39:13Hey! Make your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Colt
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, man?
39:26Oh, yeah, we can
39:27Oh, yeah, we can
39:42Thank you so much
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party
39:53The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:57It's Hannah
39:58What?
40:01Idiot
40:01Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:14All right, guys
40:15Come on, bro, I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:17Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax
40:21Okay
40:23Yup
40:24A little bit of luck going on
40:25Ooh, faint
40:28Oh
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:31Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:33Okay
40:35Here's to me, here's to you, fuck the rest
40:37Why are you?
40:38That's her, baby
40:39Yes, sir
40:39Come on
40:40Good one, Dini
40:40Get in here
40:41Cheers, boy
40:52Cheers, baby
40:53Cheers, baby
40:54Cheers, baby
40:55Cheers, baby
40:55You gave me a kiss
40:57I was calling me to tell myself
41:00Oh
41:02Oh
41:03Oh
41:03Oh
41:03Oh
41:03Oh
41:03Oh
41:04I don't want to live about it
41:08Oh, oh, oh, oh
41:13I don't want to live about it
41:16Thanks for that!
41:20Yeah! Yeah!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:34Oh, oh, oh
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess
41:58Hey, what?
42:01It's just...
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not! Don't worry!
42:21We'll be watching! Perfect!
42:23Okay, give me your coat
42:24Okay
42:28You got it, go!
42:36Stop it!
42:50Yeah! One, two, three!
42:52We got you!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh...
43:01The grand...
43:03Stupid cheers
43:05Okay
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier
43:09I'm a musician, too
43:12Writer, not performer
43:14You're sick, yeah, what kind of stuff do you have?
43:16Uh, classical, mostly
43:19Yeah, classical
43:20Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too
43:23Like...
43:24Pop, folk, R&B
43:27Uh...
43:28Rock, electronic
43:30Uh...
43:30But mostly pop, though
43:32And...
43:32Wellsie!
43:33Classical
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket
43:38You never do
43:38Come on
43:39Here
43:40Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no!
43:42You come here!
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today
43:49Yeah, thanks, man
43:51No worries
43:52What, you're a doggy fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham
43:59But, uh...
44:00Yeah, we'd watch together
44:01What?
44:03What?
44:04You're a Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah
44:06Yeah
44:07Anna Wells
44:11Right
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you
44:14Yeah
44:14Officially
44:15I don't know
44:16Oh?
44:18Okay
44:20See you around
44:21Sweet
44:21Yeah
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:26And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it
44:29And you're welcome
44:31For...
44:31Now Jacob knows who you are
44:33Justin
44:34Whatever
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briarview athlete
44:42You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest
44:46I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight
44:52Oh, fuck
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:09I haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram
45:21You, uh...
45:22You, uh...
45:23You sort of disappear
45:24When you play
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it, I can tell
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know
45:40It's just something...
45:42It's just something...
45:43I've always done
45:45To impress my dad
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him
45:53Not really
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:04Uh...
46:05She died
46:07A while back
46:09Cancer
46:11Oh...
46:13Look...
46:17I don't believe in favors
46:19Or shortcuts
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade
46:23I want to earn it
46:26And...
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can help me do that
46:31So what? I...
46:33Help you study for the midterm
46:34And you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that?
46:42You still have to pay me
46:44Obviously
46:56Don't forget...
46:57I'm not your girl, Graham
47:01This is my dance space, this is your dance space
47:03I don't go into yours, you don't come into mine
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing
47:08It was my mom's favorite movie
47:12Still a dated reference though
47:14Asshole
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect
47:18You're not interested in me, and I'm not interested in a relationship
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional
47:29So?
47:37Deal
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it
47:59If we're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing
48:02Whoa, easy! I just met you
48:04What are we gonna do, hold hands?
48:05You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No
48:15He's looking now
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you
48:26Get over yourself, I don't blush
48:28Oh yeah?
48:31See? Nothing
48:33Not bad
48:38Me and you in the ruins, that's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh my god, Justin's here
48:47Be cool, you're with me
48:49He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect
48:55Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:57Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02She's not my girlfriend
49:03But you clearly want her to be
49:10You're not taking us this seriously
49:12Watch the player, not the puzzle
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:29And there's every type of girl
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:37So let's sink another drink
49:40It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
49:47I am dancing with myself
49:50Oh oh, dancing with myself
49:54Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing I'm losing
49:58There's nothing to prove
50:00I'm dancing with myself
50:02Oh oh, oh oh, oh
50:04Swim, swim, swim
50:05Swim, swim, swim
50:09Oh oh, oh, oh
50:10Swim, swim, swim
50:12Oh oh, oh, oh, oh
50:15I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing
50:39Dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:46If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:49If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:52If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:58I know
50:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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