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The Valley After Show S3
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00:00Welcome back to the After Show.
00:02Hey!
00:03Oh, my God, yay.
00:04We're back.
00:05Back together.
00:06Welcome.
00:06Thanks for being with me today.
00:08Season three.
00:08Oh, why am I so nervous?
00:10Am I a model now?
00:12We back in the hot seat.
00:13Do you need to stretch?
00:14Yes.
00:15Look at his butt.
00:16What butt?
00:16I didn't wear my butt pads.
00:18Oh.
00:19Oh, .
00:20My little mic.
00:21I'm struggling today.
00:22You look great.
00:24I love the compliments.
00:25I feel like we're going to prom.
00:28That's literally not what I wanted here.
00:30No, like sexy prom.
00:31Oh, sexy prom.
00:32I can get down with that.
00:33Yeah.
00:34Do you like dressing up?
00:35No.
00:36I wear a maternity dress coming here today.
00:38Yeah.
00:38In my nursing pumping bra.
00:40Yeah, I just wear maternity leggings everywhere I go.
00:42We're still adjusting.
00:43They're so comfortable.
00:44Yeah.
00:44Why would you dress any other way?
00:46Yeah.
00:46I don't normally dress like this on a day-to-day,
00:49but I have a hot date tonight, so.
00:51Yeah.
00:52We're feeling sinister.
00:53That's why we...
00:54Yeah, I got the red nails.
00:55I usually go with the colors.
00:55You know, that's my thing.
00:56I always wear, like, bright colors.
00:57But today, I think I just wanted to go a little, like,
00:59savage a little bit.
01:00Just feeling brown today, you know?
01:02Brown on brown on brown.
01:04Brown belt.
01:05Brown me.
01:06Yeah.
01:06Brown.
01:07Do we see how supportive Kristen's been lately?
01:09Yeah.
01:10What are we doing?
01:12Can we get him a fluffer real quick?
01:13On set.
01:14Do a little turn.
01:16Yes!
01:17Body!
01:18Thanks to my...
01:20GLP one.
01:20Yes.
01:21I'm getting there.
01:22I've got her face on my underwear.
01:24I have the same.
01:25I got Nia's face on my underwear.
01:27On right now?
01:28Not right now, no.
01:29I love this on B, because she can totally, like, show her stomach and everything.
01:32Lala, you can see my stomach.
01:33How crazy is that, that I can wear something like that now?
01:36I know.
01:37I can't believe it.
01:38I can't believe you can see my belly button.
01:40I'm freaking out.
01:41Well, Danny is sitting middle seat because we went with the, you know, the lighter colors
01:46on the outside.
01:47I would say we're trying to balance the height, but I should be in the middle if that were
01:49the case.
01:50And just one, like, what, an inch different for you?
01:52Every inch counts, baby.
01:53Of the men, who's got the best style?
01:55Ooh.
01:56I love fashion.
01:57I have it in me, but I'll never probably discover it.
02:02I don't mind Jesse's style.
02:04You know, it was you who picked out the pink today.
02:06I did.
02:06And I appreciate that.
02:07He has good suits, but he has horrible taste in shoes.
02:11Oh.
02:11I did see an ugly pair of Gucci shoes at the interview space that I think belonged to him.
02:15I'm telling you.
02:16I don't mind Danny's style.
02:18I'm always a skinny jeans guy, but this is my middle ground.
02:23I went from skinny to slim.
02:26I don't mind Jason's.
02:27You know, something we go for a lot is, uh, we go for what we call, like, a Ricky Ricardo
02:32look.
02:32Yeah.
02:32Like, I kind of like that, like, Cubano, like, you know, pants.
02:35It's tucked in.
02:36I wear that kind of thing a lot.
02:37Zach is a hit or miss, which I relate to.
02:39So, mine is, um, express because, you know, still poor.
02:44But, um, you know, with a little touch of Louis Vuitton and, you know, I think most people
02:48will be like, is it real?
02:50It is.
02:50It's the only nice thing I own.
02:52So, I wanted it to be on full display today, but.
02:55You look good.
02:56I think everyone has great style.
02:57Wow, I'm being so nice.
02:59Who has the best style on the cast?
03:00I mean, the obvious quick answer is Jesse, right?
03:02Because he has the most suits and all that stuff.
03:04He's very, like, debonair.
03:05Very, like, old school.
03:06Jesse either, like, goes all out or, like, doesn't go at all.
03:09Yes.
03:09You know what I mean?
03:09I'm not good with women's clothing.
03:11Yeah.
03:12I don't have a good eye for it.
03:13Jason, actually, he didn't know I was wearing this today.
03:15He probably would have thought it was too much.
03:16I have shoulder pads in today.
03:17He doesn't like shoulder pads or, like, a bunch of feathers.
03:21Men don't.
03:22Yeah.
03:22In general.
03:23And I think it's such a sexy, hot look.
03:24Me too.
03:25I love it.
03:26It's like a power move.
03:27Yeah.
03:27You know, Janet, around the holidays, was going to wear, like, an all-green outfit.
03:30It was, like, green tights that, like, were also socks that, like, went all the way down.
03:34And, like, a green bodysuit.
03:36And then I had a matching feather long coat that was the same green.
03:40And Jason was like, it's, like, a lot going on here.
03:43But did she have the whole green head, too?
03:45She didn't dress as the Grinch.
03:46Oh, no, no, no.
03:47I'm talking about people who dress as the green screen green guy.
03:51I looked so good in that.
03:52She took pictures of it and posted it.
03:54Like, she didn't wear it out.
03:55She just did it in the hotel room.
03:56And everyone's like, slay.
03:58Slay, mama, slay.
03:59And everybody was like, that green.
04:01You look so good.
04:02Blah, blah, blah.
04:02And I was like, I'm never trusting you again.
04:04The public enjoyed it.
04:04I just didn't think it was the best.
04:06But, uh, I was wrong.
04:08I have to see it.
04:09It's been sitting in my closet ever since.
04:12We did the work.
04:13We gave birth.
04:14We're raising babies.
04:15Yeah.
04:15We're doing it.
04:16We gave birth ten days apart in the same hospital room.
04:19Same hospital room.
04:19Didn't the same doctor deliver Cruz, Ocean & Sosa, Kaya?
04:25And Isabella.
04:26And Isabella.
04:27Yeah.
04:27Did you guys get a group discount?
04:28Nope.
04:29Don't even know what a contraction feels like.
04:32I felt absolutely nothing.
04:33I love that for you so much.
04:35I know.
04:36I almost, I almost feel like I missed out on something.
04:40But I was induced.
04:42And right when I walked in, I was like, I'll have all the drugs that I'm allowed to.
04:47I don't want to be in pain.
04:48And they were like, okay.
04:49So, I had an epidural.
04:51And the only thing I felt was they had to move my IV from one arm to another.
04:55And that was horrific.
04:57Yeah.
04:57And in 20 minutes, I went from a four to a ten.
04:59And they were like, practice push.
05:00Stop it.
05:01Getting a delivery cart.
05:02And I was like, what's a delivery cart?
05:04Where's my doctor?
05:05Like, he was going to throw her on something?
05:07I didn't understand.
05:08Yeah.
05:08Nine minutes, three pushes.
05:09She was out.
05:10Boom, boom, boom.
05:11I almost gave birth in the car, so that was crazy.
05:13Yeah, she did.
05:14This particular day, my friend was doing a barbecue and having some people over.
05:19I said, how are you, you know, feeling today?
05:21She says, fine, go take Asher.
05:22Take Asher.
05:23I said, okay, great.
05:24So, we go over there.
05:25Five minutes later, I get a phone call from Nia saying, hey, don't freak out.
05:29My water just broke.
05:30We need to go to the hospital.
05:31And I was like, what?
05:32I'm like, Asher, we gotta go.
05:34He's like, no, I've not even gotten in the pool yet.
05:37I'm like, mom's having the baby.
05:39Mom's having the baby.
05:39I'm like, see you guys, we gotta go.
05:40We live an hour, 59 minutes away from the hospital.
05:45The drive was so long, they had time to talk to Kristen and I on the phone briefly.
05:48We had two layovers.
05:51My contractions were two minutes apart, which you're about to give birth when they're two
05:54minutes apart.
05:55Halfway there, she's saying, like, the baby's coming.
05:58We're on the phone with the doctor.
05:59My doctor mapping out other hospitals we could stop at on the way in case I didn't make it
06:03because I was, like, still 20 minutes away from the hospital.
06:06I'm just white-knuckling this, like, praying to Jesus that we make it there on time.
06:12I've never experienced contractions that painful until then because I had always had an epidural before.
06:18Was there ever a time where you thought you might have to pull over and do it in the car?
06:21Yeah.
06:22I was calling in advance, like, can you have the anesthesiologist at the door?
06:26I'm having a baby.
06:28You're like, bring it to the car.
06:29Pulling up to the emergency room, didn't even, like, in the middle of the street, yelling,
06:34my wife's in labor, I need a wheelchair out here right now.
06:38Daniel kept saying, one push, one push.
06:40I'm like, no, it was one contraction, but he was like, you got her out in one push.
06:42I was like, it was one contraction, three pushes, but, yeah, like, under a minute.
06:45I caught Adelaide and pulled her out as she was coming out of the vag, but it was the most
06:54nerve-wracking time.
06:55It was something out of a movie.
06:56It was just, it was wild.
06:57Where was Luke during, was he in the room?
06:59He was at the gym.
07:00I mean, it was a mirror.
07:01I saw everything.
07:02But I was holding her hand, telling her when to push, because she's kind of deaf, one and two.
07:07She couldn't feel the contractions.
07:08It was like watching the screens to know when she was contracting, and I'm relaying what the doctor's saying.
07:13He set up a camera so we could try to see it.
07:16What was the angle?
07:17The angle was the nurse's ass.
07:19She squeezed the shit out of my hand, pushed Kaya right out.
07:23He said, I did not poop on the table.
07:25I think I did with the twins.
07:27They told me no, but Daniel was like, you did.
07:29It happens.
07:30You're pushing so hard.
07:31Yeah.
07:32And Jesse postmated us a really, really nice bottle of scotch at the hospital.
07:39A bottle of Dalmor 12, right?
07:41Or 15?
07:42Wow.
07:43I thought we were friends, Jesse.
07:46I can't airlift a bottle of scotch to Santa Clarita.
07:49I was at the same hospital.
07:51Where are they today?
07:52Who's got them?
07:54I don't know.
07:57Where's Kaya?
07:58Who's she with?
07:58No, she's with Dada.
07:59Yeah.
08:00Oh my goodness.
08:02Look at this.
08:03Oh.
08:04Give it to me.
08:05Hi.
08:06Boom.
08:06Boom.
08:07Boom.
08:07Boom.
08:08Boom.
08:08Boom.
08:09Boom, boom.
08:10Boom, boom, boom, boom.
08:11Can Uncle Jesse hide around?
08:11Does he take Uncle Jesse?
08:13Oh.
08:14Oh, those eyes are so beautiful.
08:18I was like, I don't know.
08:18Oh, she's just like perusing the town.
08:20Going on a little stroll.
08:21Is this giving you some baby fever?
08:23You ready for a, oh yeah.
08:26This is what I did with Isabella at eight weeks
08:27and now I regret it.
08:29She started walking in eight months.
08:31Come on, you can do it.
08:33Where's your bestie?
08:34Where's Addy?
08:36Where's Adelaide?
08:37On the toes, on the tippy toes.
08:40Tippy toes.
08:41It's a lot to see, huh?
08:42She's very independent.
08:44She's with Luke.
08:45Yeah.
08:45You want to talk into this?
08:46She's not quite crawling yet.
08:48You can't have the coffee.
08:49I know, you want the coffee.
08:51Whatever dad's drinking.
08:52Adelaide's with Daniel.
08:53We do have a nanny they're helping
08:54because it is very hard to do all four all day long.
08:57So we have a nanny helping mostly with the three bigger ones
09:00and Daniel's got the baby on her schedule.
09:01We got to get them together because Addy's crawling.
09:05And if she sees Addy crawling, she's
09:07going to be crawling right behind her.
09:09Oh, yeah.
09:18What?
09:19What?
09:30What?
09:31What?
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