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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:34You don't even know where it is, but you're right.
00:38You're relatively small.
00:40It was made up for a lot of fire, though.
01:01filthy scavengers
01:02when lord poseidon ruled the deep
01:05you sky rats swore never to breach the surface
01:09poseidon
01:11fish food ages ago
01:37sire
01:38zeus's people just breached your outer barrier
01:40i'm retired don't bring that crap to my door
01:48sire
02:04who the hell broke my new console
02:06i'm gonna go deal with that bastard
02:09sire
02:10you're finally stepping in
02:25go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:29my king
02:30even poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:54what did you do
02:55turn me back right now
03:02sire
03:02the entire abyssal realm awaits your command
03:05lead us against olympus
03:07we beg you
03:07zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by clamadia for years
03:11i'm retired
03:11i don't waste breath on crazy people
03:21screw power struggles
03:22rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:30fight
03:37get your hands off me creep
03:39sorry
03:40i didn't mean to
03:45wait
03:46pointy ears
03:47a dryage
03:48what's a forest nintz doing here
03:54he's just a regular human
03:56a total nerd
03:57damn it
03:58the aphrodisiant's kicking in
04:10you're burning up down here
04:11way harder than i pictured
04:14i was drugged
04:15this whole thing is dylan's sick setup
04:18if i don't mate someone before the timer runs out
04:21i die
04:21i really need this guy
04:28god damn
04:30you really know how to flip my switch
04:39i need more
04:42a lot more
04:49don't stop
04:51harder
04:52squeeze me tighter
05:01what the hell did you do to me last night
05:05hey
05:06i put in a lot of work
05:08don't tell me you forgot
05:10leora
05:10i know you're in there
05:12nowhere left to run
05:14damn it
05:14he tracked me
05:28leora
05:29you're my fiance
05:31you belong with me
05:32come home
05:33get away
05:34dylan
05:37as the leader of the satyr
05:39you actually drugged me
05:44why the fuck
05:45are you wearing some dude's shirt
05:47you slept with someone
05:50who screwed up my plan
05:52oh so you're the genius who roofed her
05:56newsflash tough guy
05:58real men don't need tricks
06:00you talking to the boss like that punk
06:08so you're the loser who ruined everything
06:10you actually fucked this beach bomb shut in
06:20touch him again and you'll regret it
06:22her body's tainted now
06:23but her blood still has value
06:25can't push too hard yet
06:28i won't kill him
06:30but you're coming with me loria
06:34babe if you don't want to go
06:35i can handle this clown
06:43forget today ever happened
06:45go back to your life
06:59seriously can't i just play my game
07:01for once
07:12those assholes are back already
07:14what are you talking about
07:21hey pencil neck
07:22i'm dylan's top enforcer
07:24either get the hell out of this water
07:26or kneel and call me daddy
07:28dylan who
07:29speak up man
07:30my ears are shot
07:31keep acting tough
07:32jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:34even narius's seafo
07:36give him a wide burn
07:49you asked for this
08:03you one-shotted pants top an orcer
08:05who the hell are you
08:07who the hell are you
08:17asshole
08:18using my divine power to barbecue
08:20hope you die alone and miserable
08:24what are you whining about
08:26nothing
08:27heat's too low
08:28sprinkle this and baste it again
08:35molly gods make heroes with it
08:37you seasoned food
08:41huh
08:42tide barrier just got tripped
08:50mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea
08:53is that why he never comes to see me
08:55yeah baby
08:57but he retired recently
08:59we're gonna find him now
09:09i'm badly wounded
09:11i don't have much time
09:12find lily's real father
09:15leave her with him
09:16i just hope you two can live in peace
09:20far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:36there it is
09:44liara's wounded bad
09:46drag them both back to the dylan
09:48lifetime of easy living
09:54what the hell was that
09:57nothing
09:57just swapped a bug
10:02that girl from five years ago
10:04you came looking for me
10:07she's your daughter
10:09we need you now
10:12so you're my dad
10:13you're actually pretty handsome
10:15this aura
10:16she's got my blood
10:24who did this
10:25don't worry about it
10:27just keep lily safe
10:33mommy
10:34mommy
10:35mommy
10:52it's too late boss
10:53her heartbeats fading fast
11:09somebody help me
11:24give me a name
11:25leora
11:25who did this
11:27i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:52your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:55you're my fiance
11:56my property
11:57you filthy whore
11:59spread your legs for some stray dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:15with nymph blood in my veins
12:18even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless
12:30diving near a shipwreck
12:31my fault
12:32shipwreck
12:34those cuts are surgical leora
12:36someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy
12:42stay out of it
12:44boss
12:45soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it
12:54promise me you'll take care of lily
12:57she's all we have left
12:59she's safe
13:00now drink
13:03soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue
13:15golden apple sap
13:17i studied this in grad's time
13:19greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:22where the hell did you get this
13:25more
13:26try it
13:37these ingredients
13:38where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy
13:47i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:15gulp you down
14:17and my power doubles
14:18i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:31this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:54you
14:54or lily
14:56jack
14:56i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy
14:58help
15:01something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:25devour you
15:27and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:30ha ha ha h
15:33ha
15:38oh
16:04you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:08mommy I've got you baby touch my kid again and I'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:18ha you ruined my meal wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:32two courses for the price of one
16:41you bitch
16:47Jack take Lily and run go
16:55run from the Lucian Hydro you pathetic little insects
17:06you Posei
17:08that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's Poseidon's bloodline if I stay I'm dead
17:24what the hell just happened it ran?
17:27damn Lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster off
17:32me? no way
17:34even at full strength I couldn't take that thing I'm still recovering wait maybe it sensed
17:41the guardian of the sea vault whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:51about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time?
17:59figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:01like that
18:12him
18:13Oh, my God!
18:41My liege, have mercy.
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:47Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord.
18:51Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show?
19:17My king!
19:18We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me.
19:22If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes!
19:31Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:58That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon?
20:03Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:07Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:10There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:32You're all the...
20:43Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:11I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades is ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:56Headed staff?
21:57One shot?
21:59The sea king?
22:00He's real.
22:02Hades?
22:04You hiding?
22:05Come out!
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:09One.
22:11Two!
22:15Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:22Boss!
22:23This bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:31Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:34Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon.
22:37Your ants.
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord.
22:46Is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
22:59You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:05Everyone!
23:06Drop what you're doing!
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:10Every resource, every contact.
23:12Now!
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:33Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:35Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:53Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:08Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:12Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:25Roar!
24:30Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:37Roar!
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:52This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:57On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:00No!
25:01No!
25:02No, Mommy!
25:02I'm not leaving you!
25:14Kids mine.
25:15You die.
25:19You poisoned me?
25:23my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up you've gone too
25:32far even if i die today i'm not letting you win you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with
25:45me don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face all mine now
26:10let my mommy go you bastard
26:19lily lily run get out of here
26:26serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:48your hands off her
26:59you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:08jack what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:45if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
27:50run all you want my pack tears you both apart
27:54run all you want me to get out of here
28:23come on all you want me to get out of here
28:53don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her shh lily don't cry daddy promises
29:00mommy's gonna be okay we're going back for her right now
29:09hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:20lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:25daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:32you are the best
29:41some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
29:48you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here
29:52so i'm keeping it clean disappear
30:13okay lily you can turn around now
30:20daddy what happened to the bad guy he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed
30:26out
30:32lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:37i'll be right back
30:43daddy be careful
30:46don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
30:55that poison's eating you alive little nymph how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:03so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:18damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:26for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
31:33no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
31:39no choice i'm taking them down with me
31:42this the woman dylan wants where the kid some guy took the brat
31:48useless grab her first then we hunt the child
31:55just let jack and lily be safe
32:01you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:17why did you come back where's lily
32:23lily's safe don't push yourself
32:28so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
32:33beg now and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:38refuse and you'll be screaming end it fast
32:44you in our eyes you're not even an enemy
32:47just weeds to be crushed under feet
32:51just hold on a little longer
32:53jack means more to me than anything
32:55i won't let him get hurt
33:06you want my husband step over my corpse first
33:11in a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
33:42you're half dead already
33:45how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
33:52this can't be
34:18ancient ekathra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:25ha ha ha our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
34:31no matter how strong you are kneel and beg
34:35they're coming for us we're finished
34:38don't worry darling things might turn around
34:40lyra veil has been captured
34:42now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
34:48they're here for me
34:49with me here no one touches you
34:54stop saying that jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:04my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:11you worthless creature
35:13you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:24who dares show such insolence
35:28before the lord of the sea
35:30you
35:32you
35:34you
35:35you
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