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00:08We're back in the workroom today and Mimi and Pandora are gone.
00:12Well, we survived week one. Barely, for us.
00:15Did they let you have it, girl?
00:16Yeah, they let us have it, bitch.
00:18Did you think you deserved to be in the bottom, too?
00:19No.
00:21Well, I mean, this is just a little bump in the road.
00:23When you land in the bottom, it's kind of landing in the gutter.
00:26We've got to claw our way back up the ladder.
00:28Do you guys think Mimi deserved to go home?
00:30She didn't even deserve to be here.
00:31Oh, and there's the tea.
00:34Cheers.
00:34Mimi is not an all-star to me.
00:36So Pandora gave up.
00:37She gave up the minute she was partnered with Mimi.
00:39That pairing could have been the bomb.
00:43Because they are both brilliant in their own way.
00:45I love Pandora, but when you give up, you go home.
00:49Congratulations to you ladies for winning the first challenge.
00:52Bitch, we won. We're now the team to beat.
00:55You know, the thing is, they've added another letter to this.
00:58You have to work well with your partner.
00:59Correct.
01:00Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, talent, and synergy.
01:03I love synergy.
01:07Ooh, girl, you got she-mail.
01:11Hey, all-stars.
01:13A drag queen walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.
01:16The bartender says,
01:18Wow, where'd you get that?
01:20And the parrot says,
01:21In West Hollywood, they're everywhere.
01:25But seriously, folks.
01:26A Hall of Famer needs to be able to throw a punchline
01:29and really stick it to the competition.
01:31Just remember, she who laughs last
01:33probably didn't get the joke in the first place.
01:36Sorry, Jiggly.
01:39Yes.
01:41Hello, hello, hello.
01:44Good morning, all-stars.
01:46Good morning, Rue.
01:47Now, for today's mini-challenge,
01:49we're going to play a game
01:51to find out how well you newlyweds really know each other.
01:57Hey, queens, where do you like to have fun?
02:00In the butt-roof.
02:02Welcome to In the Butt-roof.
02:04That's hashtag in the butt-roof.
02:07Now, earlier, we separated our queens
02:09and asked them a series of probing questions.
02:12Let's see how well you can predict
02:14how your partner will answer.
02:16The team with the most matches wins.
02:18Let's start with Rujubee.
02:20Raven, who will Jujubee say has a tighter tuck?
02:24You or Jujubee?
02:25Me.
02:26Jujubee said...
02:27Raven does.
02:29All right, it's a match.
02:30All right, Latrilla.
02:32Latrice, what kind of boy underwear
02:34does Manila prefer to wear?
02:37I'm going to say boxer briefs.
02:39All right.
02:39Manila said...
02:41An itsy-pitsy, teeny-weeny,
02:43yellow polka dot batine.
02:45Aw.
02:45Sexy, sexy, sexy.
02:49Next up, Jarlexis.
02:50All right, Alexis.
02:52Same question.
02:52She likes to wear women's panties.
02:55Pantaletas.
02:57Panties.
02:58We got a mask.
03:00Next up, brown flowers.
03:02Tammy Brown.
03:03Same question.
03:04We have to sniff the flowers.
03:09She likes to wear grass.
03:11Grass underwear?
03:12Grass underwear, because it's always green.
03:14Huh.
03:15Tammy, back to Earth, Mama.
03:17Come back to Earth.
03:18Nina said...
03:21Boxers.
03:21Bossers.
03:22Not a match.
03:23Jujuy?
03:24Same question.
03:25She doesn't wear underwear.
03:26She goes commando.
03:27I can see the bulge.
03:28Okay.
03:29And Raven said...
03:30Nice.
03:34The devil wears nada.
03:36We got a match.
03:38All right.
03:38Next question.
03:39Latrice, what is Manila's favorite RuPaul song?
03:43Oh, jeez.
03:46I'm going to say don't be jealous of my boogie.
03:48Manila says...
03:50I like the classics.
03:52Supermodel of the world.
03:54Not a match, but I see you two are really in sync, aren't ya?
04:01Next up, Chad.
04:03All right, Chad.
04:04When sleeping in a bunk bed, does Chanel prefer to be on top, on the bottom, or is she versatile?
04:11It's been so long.
04:13I would say Chanel likes to be on top.
04:16And Chanel said...
04:18You know me way too well, darling.
04:20We've got a match.
04:22All right.
04:22Same question.
04:23Tammy Brown.
04:23Well, Nina likes to climb up the stairs and go down the stairs and get under the sheets,
04:27and she's very versatile.
04:28All right.
04:29Nina says...
04:32Oh, my God.
04:33Darling, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
04:36That's why I did brown flowers.
04:42I'm afraid we're out of time.
04:45That means rujabee.
04:46You've won.
04:49Oh, pit crew.
04:51Show them what they've won.
04:53God.
04:55Frock it to them.
04:56Two creamy pies.
05:03All right, ladies.
05:05A pie in the face is the perfect segue.
05:08Because for this week's All-Star Challenge, you'll be starring in the most she-larious show on television.
05:15RuPaul's Gaffin.
05:16Whee!
05:17As comedy duos, you'll be performing and writing original jokes for a classic style sketch show.
05:25And here's the really fun part.
05:27You'll be appearing doing your best celebrity impersonation.
05:31And we'll be joined on the show by our extra special guest judge, Vicki Lawrence as Mama.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38I love Vicki Lawrence.
05:40I grew up on Mama's Family.
05:42That's classic comedy.
05:43Gentlemen, start your engines.
05:45And may the best women win.
05:49We have more than our work cut out for us for this challenge.
05:51We have to come up with a lot of jokes and then perform them while doing celebrity impersonations.
05:56The pressure is on.
05:58I'm going to do Bea Arthur.
05:59Do you know who you're going to do?
06:00I think I'd be a really funny Nicki Minaj.
06:04You doubt it?
06:05I kind of do.
06:06Well, who would you see?
06:07You need to do one of your voices.
06:09I can do a Fran Drescher.
06:10I think she's funny.
06:12She's funny, but are you going to be funny doing her?
06:15I'm going to do Tammy Faye Messner.
06:19What's the name of your celebrity again?
06:21Oh, Tammy Faye Messner.
06:22Tammy?
06:23Tammy Faye Messner.
06:24Faye Messner.
06:26I've been doing La Lupe.
06:28La Lupe.
06:30La Lupe.
06:31La Lupe.
06:31La Lupe.
06:32Tammy and Nina haven't heard of each other's celebrity, so we'll see how that works out.
06:37Who are you going to be?
06:38I think I'm going to be Madonna.
06:39I think there's more you I can work with.
06:41Now, I was tossed up between Oprah and Della, but like...
06:45And I think there's probably more you can work with with Oprah.
06:48Deep fried butter!
06:53Oprah and Madonna.
06:55Perfection.
06:56We're about to turn it.
06:58You come up with this one.
06:59I'm trying to.
07:00I can't do it.
07:01Girl, I'm a funny bitch, but I don't write no jokes.
07:03What is a joke we can say about Alexis or Jada?
07:05Yeah.
07:10We are both funny people.
07:12But when we have to write something and actually come up with material, it's a little tricky.
07:17You know what we can do?
07:18Well, Alexis looks like the predator.
07:20And Yara looks like she's wearing poodles on her head.
07:24Writing jokes is not easy.
07:27No.
07:28At all.
07:30Okay, now I'm worried.
07:33Coming up.
07:34Have you ever written jokes before?
07:36I just sing songs and people laugh.
07:37Sounds hilarious.
07:39Are you able to tell jokes?
07:46Today, our main challenge is to do celebrity impersonations in RuPaul's Gaffin Variety Show.
07:51So let's start with our Ru jokes.
07:53So there's three parts of this challenge.
07:55There's our cocktail party routine with Vicky Lawrence and his mama.
07:59And the Howdy Roo segment with Ru and the joke wall segment.
08:03There's a lot of pressure on us.
08:04It's really nerve-wracking.
08:06Okay, so here we go.
08:08What do you got?
08:09I got Shadow.
08:10I'm gonna do Shakira.
08:11Coochie Coochie and the heaps on light.
08:13We have to come out with an intro joke.
08:15It could be, could be this.
08:15Um, Shakira, you came from Colombia.
08:18Where's Shadow come from?
08:20She was with me.
08:22You got a new goat?
08:24I thought they have steams here.
08:28Listen, I have this one in Spanish, but you have to translate it.
08:31Is it raining up there?
08:32No, why?
08:33And why are you dropping off of this fango?
08:35Working with Yara in this challenge is like working with a crazy, hyperactive little kid.
08:40You know, paying attention and I need you to concentrate.
08:42I'm starting to sweat.
08:44Hello, hello, hello.
08:46Hi.
08:47Is it getting sketchy in here or is it just me?
08:52Latrilla.
08:53Hi.
08:53Hi.
08:54How's it going?
08:55It's going.
08:55Manila, who are you gonna be?
08:57Madonna.
08:57You know, she's getting a little more Asian these days.
08:59Yes, right?
09:00Who isn't, darling?
09:01Now, do you think Madonna's funny?
09:03Hell yeah, she's hilarious.
09:04She's a gafferunner too.
09:05Oh, yeah.
09:06I mean, that's pretty damn funny, right?
09:07Sure, it's a laugh riot.
09:10Latrice, what character are you doing?
09:12I can just say one thing.
09:14Deep fried butter!
09:18Is that Paula Deen?
09:20No, but Oprah loves deep fried butter too.
09:23Oh, Oprah Winfrey.
09:26Have you ever done Oprah before?
09:27Never.
09:27First time.
09:29Why did you choose her?
09:30Since the children are calling me Oprah, I might as well go ahead and get in character.
09:35Yes.
09:35There's a lot of material to work with.
09:37All right, kids.
09:38You got your work cut out for you.
09:39I'm gonna let you get back to it.
09:40Bye, Ro.
09:41Hello.
09:42Shara and Alexa.
09:44Hello.
09:44Hello.
09:45Have you decided who your celebrity's gonna be?
09:48We're going by Shakira and Shara.
09:50Now, how are you gonna make Shakira funny?
09:52I'm just gonna be very crazy and I'm gonna give you her voice.
09:55Oh!
09:57Sounds like a goat to me.
10:00Shara, how are you gonna play Shara?
10:02Coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie.
10:04Oh!
10:05Okay.
10:05Now, of course, comedy is all about timing.
10:09And you have a little issue with the language.
10:11Are you good at telling jokes in English?
10:15People underestimate us because we have a background in another language.
10:19That's actually something that we use in our advantage.
10:22Listen, I hear you.
10:23It's just the timing thing has got to be on point.
10:25We're not gonna hold anything in and we're going all out.
10:28All right, knock it out of the park.
10:29Bam!
10:32Raven Juju B.
10:33Hi, Mama.
10:34Who are you gonna be?
10:35Bea Arthur.
10:35Now, why'd you pick Bea Arthur?
10:37I think she is brilliant.
10:39And she can land a punchline.
10:41Yeah.
10:42Even just with a look.
10:43Yeah.
10:44What about you, Juju?
10:45I decided on Fran Drescher.
10:46Let me hear you do Fran Drescher.
10:48Very good.
10:49Now, are you afraid that you won't be able to translate your natural humor into this challenge?
10:54A little.
10:55But we've been coming up with some stuff that we find very funny.
10:57Would you try one on me?
10:58Hey Bea, what's the difference between Pandora Box and a clown?
11:02Clowns wear more makeup and they're more entertaining.
11:05Oh, are you done?
11:08Oh, did Rue just clock us?
11:10Well, you know, it's early.
11:12He wasn't in character voice.
11:13Listen, I'm gonna let you get to work.
11:15Because you got your work cut out for you.
11:16Yes.
11:17Yes.
11:17All right, get to work.
11:18Bye.
11:20Chanel and Chad.
11:21Hey, Rue.
11:22So, who are y'all doing?
11:23Lucy.
11:24Lucille Ball?
11:25The queen of comedy?
11:26Yes.
11:28That's very funny.
11:29What about you, Chad?
11:30Are we gonna get a Cher?
11:31No, no, no, no.
11:32We already did Cher.
11:33And I'm gonna do Bette Davis.
11:34I love it.
11:35What a dump!
11:39Now, what era of Bette Davis are you gonna do?
11:41Are you gonna do Beyond the Forest?
11:43Are you gonna do...
11:43All About Eve.
11:44Oh, that is the golden era of Bette Davis.
11:46That's quintessential Bette Davis.
11:47Yes.
11:48Have you ever written comedy before?
11:49Me and Chanel are both good on a microphone.
11:51She's really good at ad-libbing.
11:52But, you know, landing a joke is a little different from just ad-libbing.
11:57And you all were bottom two the last show.
12:00We were bottoming out, yes.
12:01Yes, ma'am.
12:03No, it just goes to show you that with all stars, one teeny tiny misstep,
12:07and you could be in the bottom two.
12:08Yeah, there's a lot of fierce bitches up in here.
12:11All right, I'll see you out there.
12:12All right.
12:13All right.
12:13All right.
12:15Hey, what's up, brown flowers?
12:17Hey, Ruth.
12:18What celebrities are you doing?
12:19I'm doing the queen of Latin soul, La Lupe.
12:23Oh, wow.
12:24What is La Lupe's claim to fame?
12:26La Lupe was Cuban.
12:27Yeah.
12:28And she was banished from her country by the government.
12:32And what's really ironic is that she vanished from the musical industry
12:36because of her drug abuse.
12:39Now ensues the hilarity.
12:41But she was really funny.
12:43Her English was tragic.
12:47I guess the challenge is going to be the fact that most of our audience doesn't know who she is.
12:52Who are you doing?
12:53I'm going to do Tammy Faye Messner.
12:55Yes.
12:57Well, how long has it been since we've seen each other?
13:01How are you at telling jokes?
13:02Do you have comedy in your routine?
13:04No, I just sing songs and people laugh.
13:06Are you able to tell jokes?
13:08No, I don't tell jokes.
13:11Girl.
13:11I just want to sing songs and dance around and people laugh.
13:14Well, that's cute.
13:15But that's not what the challenge calls for, is it?
13:17This isn't something that I normally do, write jokes.
13:20So I don't give a hoot.
13:22I'm not going to worry.
13:23I'm going to rely on my natural ability to make people laugh.
13:26A political refugee and a Tammy Faye who doesn't tell jokes.
13:30I cannot wait.
13:30I'm very excited.
13:33All right.
13:35Now listen up, all stars.
13:37Tomorrow, in addition to Vicki Lawrence, we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge,
13:43Cougar Town's Busy Phillips.
13:45Ooh.
13:46I think Busy Phillips is adorable and I absolutely love her.
13:49Ladies, I have a joke for you.
13:51Knock, knock.
13:51Who's there?
13:52I don't f*** you up.
13:53Yeah.
13:55What?
13:57Coming up.
13:59Oh, Cheryl.
14:01So this is a do-over or this is a take-two?
14:03It's going to get ugly.
14:14Good evening, lady boys and germs.
14:17Welcome our special guest star, Mama.
14:19Hey, Mama.
14:20Hey, Mama.
14:21Do you have any motherly advice for our queens?
14:24Touch my support hose and it's going to get ugly.
14:27Ooh.
14:29So there's three parts to this challenge.
14:31There's the Howdy Roo segment with Roo and the joke wall.
14:34But the first thing we need to do is we have to shoot our cocktail party routine with Vicki Lawrence,
14:39Miss Mama.
14:40She rocked this town.
14:42Who's that girl?
14:43We're about to perform our joke with Vicki.
14:45We better not f*** this one up.
14:47Get up, get up.
14:48Hey, Mama.
14:48I heard you're from California.
14:50Do I look like I'm from California?
14:52Hell, California's like a bowl of cereal.
14:54Mama, what do you need?
14:57Well, if you're not a nut or a fruit, you're a flake.
15:05I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:09So is this a do over or is this a take two?
15:12I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:16I heard you went to the doctor recently.
15:18I had a little itch down there.
15:20Was it Krugs?
15:20Well, I guess it was fruit flies.
15:23Apparently, my cherry had rotted.
15:29Hi, Mama.
15:30Are you wearing any lashes?
15:32No, Chica.
15:33I'm too old for that.
15:34Are you girls wearing lashes?
15:35Yes.
15:36How do you put them on?
15:37Duh.
15:38With glue.
15:40Ha!
15:48Oh, I have to practice.
15:49Sorry.
15:50You're going to need two stupid titles.
15:52All right.
15:53Here we go.
15:55We're going to guess who you are.
15:57Let me see.
15:57You got big, big eyes.
15:59She got the ear.
16:00And a big, big mouth.
16:01Who am I?
16:02Lady Bonnie!
16:07Hey, Mama, how you doing?
16:13Well, Ru, the doctor only gave me six months to live.
16:17Oh, that's terrible.
16:18Luckily, I couldn't pay my bill, so he's giving me an extra six months.
16:24It's now time for us to shoot our Howdy Roo segment with Ru.
16:27No one can afford to f*** this up.
16:30Howdy, Ru.
16:31It's Ru.
16:32But they said Ru.
16:34I said Ru.
16:34We did?
16:36Howdy, Lu.
16:38Um, it's Ru.
16:39Well, you say tomato.
16:40And I say f*** you.
16:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:47Check.
16:47Please.
16:48Howdy, Ru.
16:50Well, what brings you two here?
16:51Well, we heard you were giving away free African babies.
16:54You get an African baby! You get an African baby! You get an African baby!
17:00You get an African baby!
17:01You get an African baby!
17:05Howdy-hoo! Hey, I heard you guys were on vacation in Colombia.
17:10Yes, and we got you a gift!
17:15Wait! Cheryl! Gooty-gooty!
17:18Alright!
17:22Was it a hand sandwich?
17:26Hey, Rue, what is the difference between a drag queen and a transsexual?
17:30Well, about $25,000 and a good surgeon.
17:36Knock-knock!
17:38What was that?
17:39Loco!
17:41Loco-who?
17:42Loco-motion!
17:44Choo-choo-choo!
17:51Hey, Lucy! I heard Ricky asked you to have sex last night with the lights on!
17:56He did! I told him to shut the car door!
18:01How'd you let an idiot eat your prince?
18:04How?
18:07Oh, damn it!
18:09Of all the queens...
18:14Oh, I'm sorry. Let me **** that up.
18:16So we're having some technical issues.
18:20Sorry, this thing came off.
18:21Can we do that one more time?
18:22This thing came off.
18:24Of all the queens, who would you sleep with, Madonna?
18:28Jujube. Because her body is Tempur-Pedic.
18:34Ew, what's that smell?
18:36In my coochie-coochie!
18:40Bam, bitches!
18:42What do you get when you cross Raven and Latrice Royale?
18:46Brown chicken, brown cow!
18:51I heard Manila's a supermodel now.
18:54Well, she must model for the left, because she isn't right.
19:01Nena?
19:02Yes?
19:04Otra vez.
19:08Yes?
19:12What is it, my joke?
19:14Yes.
19:14Oh, I'm so sorry. Let's try again.
19:17Sorry, everybody.
19:18Oh, God, I'm so confused. I'm so sorry.
19:21Sorry, I'm so bad at this stuff.
19:23Oh, my God, Tommy, come on.
19:24Okay, sorry about that, Nina.
19:28Miss Lupe.
19:30What's up?
19:31Victoria Parker.
19:32Or Miss Piggy.
19:34Honk, honk.
19:35I think the rhythm on the joke wall was a little off-skelter,
19:40but that's what made it work.
19:46Lupe, peek-a-boo.
19:49Peek-a-hoo?
19:50Tootsie Lou!
19:51That's who?
19:54Hey, Rue, did you hear about the gay dwarf?
19:56No.
19:57He came out of the cupboard.
20:00Oh, Mama.
20:03Dusted!
20:04Busted!
20:07Cream my face!
20:12I am so sorry.
20:23Hi, yo!
20:26Put it in me.
20:37I said in, not on me
20:39Well, that's our show
20:41Say goodnight, pit crew
20:43Goodnight, pit crew
20:53Coming up, the reviews are in
20:55This blew me away
20:57The jokes weren't really funny
20:59That's okay, put some butter on it
21:08Morning, ladies, ladies
21:13Our main challenge was to do celebrity impersonations
21:16In RuPaul's Gaffin
21:17And now we all have to get ready
21:18For our 60s groovy glam drag
21:22How do you think you guys did?
21:24There was a chance that we might be in the bottom two
21:26Because I was impersonating someone
21:28That probably the judges won't know who it was
21:30It's okay that you did
21:31Because you're my partner and I support you
21:34Okay, bitch
21:36Who do you think is going to be lip syncing today?
21:39I really don't know
21:40I just hope and pray that it's not us
21:43I'm anxious about my performance as B. Arthur
21:45I'm worried the judges are going to hate it
21:49When we were playing that In the Butt Rue game
21:51I was like, I don't know about Latrice
21:54We like barely know each other
21:56You know what, you're right
21:56Chad and Chanel are like basically family
22:00Raven and Juju are like connected at the hip
22:02I know you're from Minnesota
22:03I'm from Minnesota
22:04I started dating a girl in high school
22:06I can't even imagine you trying to date a girl
22:08Well, actually
22:09You still kind of are dating a girl
22:11Kind of
22:12Kind of
22:13It was kind of really hard
22:14Because I not only was dealing with
22:15Just coming out of the closet
22:17I was dealing with like a breakup
22:18I was going to play it straight
22:21And get married and have kids
22:23Because I loved her so much
22:24And when she forced me out of the closet
22:26It devastated me
22:27And I went into a depression
22:29And I even tried killing myself
22:32It was me doing my drag
22:34That kind of really helped me
22:35Get out of that low point in my
22:37Really?
22:38I got my new girlfriend
22:40Girl, you just made them cuffs just now?
22:42Just that
22:42Quick, wham, bam
22:44Thank you, ma'am
22:46I came out to myself when I was 13
22:48You did?
22:49I went to the prom in drag
22:50And I did plays in drag
22:51Work!
22:51She went to the prom in drag
22:52I live
22:53It was fun doing drag in high school
22:56Not to say that I don't get scared
22:57I used to make my underwears match
22:59When I'd go to the dance
23:00So if I was found dead in the ditch
23:01They could find me wearing matching underwear
23:04Tootsie, Tootsie
23:05Give me the scooter
23:07Oh my god
23:08I would love one day
23:09To march to the beat of Tammy's drum
23:12Just for one day
23:13Sexy orangutan
23:14Shake it and do your thing
23:15Okay
23:37Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars
23:41Michelle Visage
23:42Are you freaking kidding me?
23:44I am not freaking kidding you
23:45And you're wearing my favorite color
23:47Green
23:49Santino Rice
23:50How you doing?
23:51I'm good, Ru
23:51Comedy legend Vicki Lawrence
23:54I'm so glad you're here
23:55I am so happy to be here
23:57I'm so jealous of your everything
24:00Well, I'm jealous of your boogie
24:02You haven't seen my boogie yet
24:03But I can smell it
24:08And one of the funniest and busiest women in show business
24:11Busy Phillips is here
24:14This week our queens were challenged to write jokes
24:18And perform their best celebrity impersonations
24:21Tonight, I've asked them to frock it to me
24:24In their grooviest 60s glam
24:26Gentlemen, start your engines
24:28And may the best women's win
24:33Jar Lexus
24:34Ooh, very elegant
24:37Very Valley of the Dolls
24:38We're looking fickening and we know that
24:40Gotta love an outfit change
24:44I'm serving swimsuit realness
24:46Eat your heart out, Twiggy
24:48I wonder what Twiggy's eating right now
24:49Nothing
24:52Latrilla
24:53Mergirls
24:54Yes
24:54Very mod, I like it
24:56Latrilla, serving it like Godzilla
24:58I'm giving you classic retro Dana Ross
25:02Black is beautiful
25:04Charlie's got some new angels
25:06Yes
25:06I almost wore that today
25:07I'm so glad I didn't do it
25:10Shad
25:11The Mod Squad
25:12Groovy, baby
25:14Yeah, do the swim
25:15Chad and I are serving 60s groovy glam realness
25:18Make drag, not war
25:21I'm totally having an acid flashback
25:23That's acid reflux, baby
25:24Oh
25:26Rojo bee
25:27Stepford Wives
25:29Yes
25:29Eat that, Nicole Kidman
25:31We are serving 60s mod realness hun tea
25:35I got my Batgirl wig on
25:36We look 60s fabulous
25:38Ooh
25:39Look at the booty
25:40These ladies are having a Tupperware party
25:42And you're invited
25:44Brown flowers
25:45She's tiptoeing through the tulips
25:48I'm giving sexy go-go dance meets the run
25:50Way
25:51My boots are made for walking, baby
25:53An orange go-go boot is not easy to pull off
25:56Not easy
25:56Sex and the single girl
25:58Look that up in your Funkin' Wagnalls
26:02Coming up
26:03I have a major problem with this eyeliner on you
26:04The delivery was kind of poor
26:06None of the jokes stayed in my head
26:08That woman is just on another planet
26:16Welcome, ladies
26:17The judges have watched your all-star turns
26:19On RuPaul's gaffin
26:21And the reviews are in
26:23Let's start with
26:25Jarlexis
26:25I think you both look adorable
26:27Very madman
26:28Yada, your charra was insane
26:31Perfecto, mami
26:32You know, charra was on the Carol Burnett show
26:34Uh-huh
26:34Just blew me away
26:36Alexis, Shakira's a tough chick to pull off
26:39She's strictly kind of a look
26:41I didn't really get much from you
26:43But you guys were so strong as a team
26:47The jokes that you came up with
26:48I'm really impressed
26:50Next up, Latrilla
26:51I was really impressed, Manila
26:53I thought you did a wonderful job as Madonna
26:56Oprah kind of got lost
26:58I kind of wasn't sure if you were Aretha
27:00If you were Oprah
27:02Tonight, I think you compliment each other well
27:04But it could be a little more finished
27:06I have a major problem with this white eyeliner on you, Manila
27:08It makes you cross-eyed
27:09What?
27:11Me?
27:11Cross-eyed?
27:14Next up, Chad
27:16You both look great
27:18Chad, this dress
27:19You need to make it in every single color
27:21Looks really great
27:23Chanel
27:24Lucy is one of those huge characters
27:26That if it's not spot-on
27:28It's gonna be obvious
27:30I don't think she was completely realized
27:33But I had fun watching both of you girls
27:36Betty Davis was hysterical
27:38Next up, Rujubee
27:41Rujubee
27:41You don't really look anything like Fran Drescher
27:44I don't?
27:45But you really nailed the laugh
27:47And you really nailed the humor
27:49The author
27:49You got the look down
27:51But there was something lacking
27:52And I think it was in your voice
27:53It's that deep sort of gravelly
27:55And very low
27:56And sarcastic
27:58I think might have done it for me
28:00But I think your look tonight
28:02Is really great
28:04You do look like you're gonna chase the Beatles down the street
28:06I was at that Beatles concert in 1965
28:09And I think that's what I was wearing
28:12Next up, brown flowers
28:15Nina, I love your look tonight
28:17I think that the makeup is fantastic
28:19With the flowers
28:20You could be in the Austin Powers movies
28:22La Lupe is a character, Nina
28:25That I don't know if enough people will know
28:27On the bright side
28:28People will probably be interested
28:30In finding out about La Lupe
28:31So I thought that I could bring a little culture
28:33To our tacky little show
28:37That's what we're about
28:38Drag Race
28:39Educating America
28:41Tammy Faye
28:42You had to look down
28:43But we were missing
28:44The Tammy Faye-isms
28:45That she always had
28:47I laughed a lot during your performance
28:49But it wasn't because the jokes were funny
28:51Because the jokes weren't really funny
28:53It was a little uncomfortable
28:54That's not why I should be laughing
28:56My comedy's rye
28:57Hey, that's okay
28:58Put some butter on it
29:00I'm Tammy Brown
29:01And I'm going to spin your head
29:02Round and round
29:03It's my gift to the world
29:05All right, thank you, ladies
29:08My queens
29:09While you enjoy an absolute cocktail
29:12In the All-Star Lounge
29:13The judges and I will deliberate
29:15You may leave the stage
29:18All right, now just between us, Goyles
29:21What do you think?
29:22Let's start with Jarlexis
29:24Their writing was pretty good
29:26The jokes were really funny
29:27Yara is, of all the impersonations
29:29For me, the strongest
29:30I was, like, right there with Charo
29:32On the Carol Burnett stage
29:33She more than made up for Shakira
29:35Are you kidding?
29:36Alexis is a good straight man, if you will
29:38Somebody has to do that job
29:39It's not an easy job
29:40Santino, would you agree?
29:41I would agree
29:42It's tough to be the straight man
29:45Latrilla
29:46I really liked Madonna
29:47I love the affectation in her voice
29:50You know, because Madonna is so full of
29:54Latrice is funny
29:55But there was no Oprah
29:57Was Manila's Madonna strong enough to carry the group?
30:00I don't know
30:01None of the jokes stayed in my head
30:03I'm just not sure if the whole thing worked enough for me
30:05Let's move on down to
30:07Shad
30:08Chad's Betty Davis was perfect
30:10But Lucille Ball is one of those characters
30:13That if you can't fully execute it
30:15It's gonna fall short
30:16And that's kind of what it was
30:17I don't think she fell short
30:18I totally got Lucy
30:19And as a team
30:20I think they were
30:21I thought they were adorable on the runway tonight
30:25They looked super cute on the runway
30:27Fran was strong for me
30:28B. Arthur was not
30:29But in the same way that other queens have been the straight man
30:32I feel like Raven's monotone B. Arthur
30:35Let Jujubee be a ditzy Fran Drescher
30:39Brown flowers
30:40The whole La Lupe thing was really a risk
30:42Well, it didn't even have to be recognizable
30:44It just had to make it funny
30:45Tammy Faye Messner Baker
30:47I thought was fully realized aesthetically
30:50But then we kind of lost her personality
30:52Tammy Brown took over
30:53Dear God, that woman is just on another planet, isn't she?
30:57If I had to pick one person to come out here
30:59And just walk around for a while
31:00It would probably be her
31:01Because I'm just fascinated by what in the hell is going on in that ad
31:04She's kind of like Andy Kaufman
31:05Yes, she's Draggy Kaufman
31:08It's fun to watch her
31:09But just because I'm laughing at them
31:11For all the wrong reasons
31:12Doesn't mean they should win
31:14I actually feel like they are in the bottom
31:17Silence!
31:18Bring back my all-stars
31:26Welcome back, all-stars
31:27I've made some decisions
31:31Chanel, we didn't love your Lucy
31:33But Chad, you made it all about Betty
31:38You're safe
31:39Thank you, Rue
31:40Thank you, judges
31:45Alexis
31:46Your Shakira was shaky
31:48Bajara
31:50Your Charo was a real coup
31:53A coochie coup
31:56Jarlexis
31:57You are the winners of this week's All-Star Challenge
32:01You've each won a set of custom jewelry
32:04From Fierce Drag Jewels
32:08Alexis and me
32:09We're here representing all the Latin people
32:11You may step to the back of the stage
32:18Brown flowers
32:20Your La Lupe was loopy
32:22And your Tammy Faye was a touch to Tammy Brown
32:28I'm sorry, my dears, but you're up for elimination
32:33It feels miserable to be in the bottom two
32:36I play to win
32:39Manila, your Madonna was a celebration
32:43But Latrice, you didn't own Oprah
32:47Jujube, your flashy girl from Flushing
32:51Was fabulous
32:52But Raven
32:53Your B. Arthur was not golden, girl
33:00Manila and Latrice
33:04I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination
33:13Raven and Jujubee
33:14You are safe
33:15Let me join the other girls
33:23Nina Flowers
33:25Tammy Brown
33:25Who will lip-sync for your team?
33:29Tammy
33:31Who will lip-sync for your team?
33:34I'll be taking it home, baby
33:36If
33:37During the first minute of the lip-sync
33:40Your partner is having a she-emergency
33:42You have one chance
33:44To push the button
33:44Tag her
33:46And finish the lip-sync yourself
33:49Each team can push the button
33:51Only once
33:52During this entire competition
33:59Ladies
34:00This is your last chance
34:02To impress me
34:03And to save your team
34:04From elimination
34:06The time has come
34:08To lip-sync
34:09For your lives
34:13Tammy has to be able
34:14To pull this off
34:15I'm not ready to pack my bags
34:17And go home
34:18Good luck
34:19And don't f*** up
34:23There's no business
34:25Like show business
34:27Like no business I know
34:29My strategy is simply
34:31To just invoke
34:32F-A-Mermit
34:33Don't touch that buzzer hole
34:35I got it
34:37Yesterday they told you
34:39You would not go far
34:40That night
34:41I'm channeling a little bit
34:42Of Tina Turner
34:43And then I put a little
34:44Tammy Spunk on top of it
34:48They're both
34:50Killing it
34:50It's gonna be a hard one to call
34:52I'm glad I am not RuPaul
34:54Let's go
34:55On with our show
34:57Let's go
35:01On with our show
35:19I've made my decision
35:23Latrilla
35:27Shantae, you stay
35:31You may join the other girls
35:36Tammy Brown and Nina Flowers
35:38You two are the definition
35:41Of all stars
35:43Sashay, way
35:45Thank you
35:47Adios
35:54I'm sad that we weren't able
35:56To take it further
35:56Into the competition
35:57But this is not the end
35:59For the rest of the girls
36:00Hope floats
36:00Be individuals
36:01Be yourself
36:02May the best woman win
36:08Condragulations all stars
36:09You're all one step closer
36:11To becoming inducted
36:13Into the Drag Race
36:14Hall of Fame
36:15Now remember
36:16You can't love yourself
36:18How the hell
36:19You gonna love somebody else
36:20Can I get an amen
36:21Up in here
36:21Amen
36:23Alright, let the music play
36:24Sashay
36:24Sashay
36:25Sashay
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