00:00This looks terrible!
00:03There should be more streamers near the stage and fewer balloons.
00:08Yeah! Streamers!
00:10And fewer balloons!
00:21I want you to follow her.
00:23Bring me something I can use just like you did with that last girl who thought she could challenge me.
00:28You got it, Sunset Shimmer.
00:31When the crown and its power are mine, Twilight Sparkle will be sorry she ever set hoof into this world.
00:38Not that she would have been much safer if she'd stayed in Equestria.
00:42Yeah, in Equestria.
00:45What are you still doing here? Go!
00:52Got your phone?
00:54You got yours?
00:58It's yours.
00:58It's yours.
01:11You can't touch it with me.
01:16Feel the same as you should have been.
01:17You can't touch it with me.
01:17You can't touch it with me.
01:20I guess you're alright.
01:23You can't touch it with me.
01:24You have to hurt me.
01:27You can't touch it with me.
01:49Take those off!
01:51Don't know what she's smiling about.
01:54Twilight's the one that's going to be Princess of the Fall Formal.
02:04You're lucky she was able to pull this off.
02:07Next time I ask you to make a mess of things, try to show a little restraint.
02:11I need this formal to go on tonight just as much as she does.
02:19Twilight!
02:19No!
02:21Spike?
02:25They've got Spike!
02:49Twilight!
02:50Twilight!
02:51Don't hurt him!
02:53Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. I'm not a monster, Twilight. Let him go.
03:01Fine. You win.
03:06It's no wonder you're a real-life princess.
03:10Oh, yes! Grab him, you fool!
03:23A lighter shot!
03:42This is gonna be so cool!
03:51Round them up and bring them to the portal.
03:56Teenage army behind me. I'm going to get it!
04:01Handing out a lot of apologies.
04:26I'm going to get more punch.
04:28I'm going to get more punch.
04:45Oh, yeah. Snips and snails in the house, yo.
04:48They call me MC Snips, and there ain't no lie.
04:51My favorite food is like pumpkin pie.
04:54I'm Gigi Stasi Snails. I like whales.
04:56When I go to the beach, I always bring my pails.
05:01Everybody knows my favorite color is orange.
05:03My rounds are so fly, they're better than...
05:06Um...
05:07Than an orange, yo!
05:08Yeah!
05:09Yeah!
05:09Represent!
05:15What do we...
05:16How do we get off the stage?
05:18I'd like to leave right now.
05:22Bam! That just happened.
05:24Oh, yeah! We out!
05:25Snips and snails out of here!
05:31Please do not drop the microphones.
05:34Yeah!
05:35Bam!
05:37In your face, rainbooms!
05:40At least we know one group who won't stand in the way of us getting to the finals.
05:44Let's get ready to rock!
05:45Because tonight, yeah, we're here to party.
05:49So let's think of something fun to do.
05:52Awesome!
05:53We don't know what's gonna happen.
05:57We just know it's gonna feel right.
06:00All our friends are here.
06:02And it's time to ignite the light.
06:07Music, you say jump, you say how high.
06:10Push your hands up to the sky.
06:12We got the news and it's a movie.
06:15I love you, I love you, I love you.
06:17Canterlot High continues to pick its competitors in a popularity contest.
06:28But I'm warning you.
06:30You might as well hug a friend now.
06:33That's how scary it is.
06:35Oh, dear.
06:38So if you see a trail of gem dust,
06:41You'll know that it is Gaia Everfreeze!
06:48Hey, guys. Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.
06:52All right, everybody. Time to head to your tents.
06:55Hey, Gloriosa. Do you have extra toothbrushes?
06:59I forgot mine.
07:01Sure do. I'll get one for you.
07:04I'm scared of the dark. Do you have flashlights?
07:07Of course! I got this!
07:13Hey, cool Lantern.
07:21She looks different.
07:24Yeah, she looks taller.
07:27Oh, yeah!
07:27Oh, yeah!
07:29Found a tragedy
07:31Into an epic fantasy
07:35Up away!
07:38Up away!
07:39Up away!
07:40Up away!
07:41Up away!
07:41Up away!
07:42Up away!
07:43Up away!
07:43Up away!
07:47Up away!
08:06Up away!
08:09Up away!
08:09Up away!
08:11Up away!
08:12Up away!
08:12Up away!
08:13Up away!
08:16Up away!
08:19Let's find the magic, let's find the magic
08:28Okay, okay, try again
08:42Twilight, the great and powerful and smart Trixie
08:47has a question for you and you alone
08:49How do I get to that cool place filled with those little bound stacks of paper?
08:54Books?
08:55Do you mean the library?
08:57The library!
08:59Down the hallway to the right
09:00Library, here we come
09:03No, no, no, it can't be
09:07Oh, excuse me
09:10That wasn't the assignment
09:11Aw, you sound just like my lab partners
09:15Couldn't have done it without you guys!
09:21No coal mining daughter of ours is going to Shiny City wearing boots like those
09:28Cut!
09:31Snips, Snails, where's the other boot?
09:33Hey, props ain't our job
09:36Yes, it is
09:38Your job is props
09:40Well, yes, but
09:42Right
09:43The play is about magic dancing boots
09:46No one's buying tickets to see a magic dancing boot
09:52Somebody's pilfered my bedazzled boot, eh?
09:56Not good
10:02Ten seconds to set change
10:04Stage crew ready?
10:08In five, four, three...
10:12Pyro!
10:16And...
10:17Free in Shiny City!
10:25Ah!
10:28Ah!
10:29Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:31Ah!
10:32Ah!
10:33Guys, the effect is ruined if we don't get the set across the stage in time with the dancers
10:39Ugh!
10:40But it's like moving a ton of bricks that's been built like...
10:44Like a city!
10:46There's gotta be a better way to move this thing
10:48Don't worry, son
10:50While simple machines do provide a mechanical advantage by multiplying force against a single load, i.e. this set
10:56I'm afraid the net loss of force due to friction in the opposite vector has not been overcome
11:01No kidding
11:03Your face is an opposite vector
11:05Your face is nothing more than a genetically predetermined arrangement of stratified squamous epithelial cells
11:13Oh!
11:15Snap!
11:16Snaps!
11:17Burn!
11:18I think
11:19Harsh
11:20With super amazing perfect for this specific problem equestrian magic, but... okay
11:25Oh, great!
11:27There goes the robot, taking all our high-paying jobs again!
11:31Yeah!
11:32Wait, we're getting paid for this?
11:34Ugh!
11:36I mean, there's always time for balloons!
11:38Uh-huh!
11:39I love balloons!
11:42They're not scary at all!
11:44Little balls of joy!
11:47Ah!
11:49Schrader!
11:50I told you!
11:55How's coal miner number two doing?
11:58Huh?
11:58Huh?
12:00Ha-ha!
12:04Oh!
12:07Ding dong!
12:09Ding dong!
12:10Ding dong!
12:12Ding dong!
12:13Ding dong!
12:15Ding dong!
12:15Ding dong!
12:16Ding dong!
12:16You got this!
12:18The mine is closed!
12:24Do you believe in me, buddy?
12:27I doooo!
12:33Quick!
12:33I need a costume!
12:34Uh, we only have one!
12:46I am a golden dog!
12:52Let's never sleep ever again!
12:57Who should I ask to come with me?
13:00It's kinda weird, don't you think?
13:02Picking me when both your real friends offer to be with you?
13:05You look so lonely without snails.
13:08That name means nothing to me!
13:11I don't get it!
13:13I told him I lost my earplugs and then he just abandoned me!
13:18At least we have each other.
13:20It just stinks not to have a friend around, you know?
13:23I'm saying...
13:24I'm all alone.
13:26I'm literally right next to you.
13:28Just me, myself, and...
13:32You wanna be my new best friend?
13:36I'm not sure if I...
13:38Oh, I understand.
13:41Alright, I'll be your best friend.
13:44Snails! You came back!
13:46What do you mean, Snips?
13:49I've been looking everywhere for ya!
13:53Dirk Thistleweed?
13:55You guys know Snails?
13:57He's the funniest fella I've ever done met!
14:00Do the thing!
14:02Do the thing!
14:07Hey, considering y'all's friends with the greatest artistic genius of our generation, why don't y'all join me backstage?
14:20Never leave me alone again!
14:23Still right here.
14:26Alright Spike, my algorithmically generated festival schedule has optimized a route to see all the best bands.
14:31Mwah!
14:34Oh no!
14:36Gross!
14:43Neither was Biggest Manny, but that didn't stop you from winning at our freshman year.
14:50Sunset thinks the whole school exists just to serve her.
14:54Water, please.
15:00You know, seeing as how the yearbook president seems to be having a little identity crisis,
15:05I believe that means the vice president takes over.
15:08This is the same girl who made flawless, fake photos of your friend trashing the gym.
15:14Fake, I say!
15:16My work hair is done.
15:19Trixie, out!
15:24And don't forget, Rarity, you promised to put me in the yearbook!
15:33Now!
15:41Cue snips, and push Sandalwood out of the way in three, two...
15:46You staged direct work!
15:48Oh!
15:50Aw, you could've warned me, you know.
15:52Tried that.
15:53You called me a witch.
15:55Are you?
15:59Hey!
16:00Watch it!
16:01Sorry, thought you didn't come up till later.
16:03I'll make a note of that for next time.
16:08The key is getting past him.
16:10Uh, we just want an autograph!
16:18He's terrible!
16:19I just lie!
16:24We just want an autograph!
16:35You go!
16:42Uh, has anyone seen my other boo?
16:45I can't find my boo!
16:48That has...
16:52Who drew those cheap shots?
16:55Was it you?
16:56It's for high-fiving when you're really far away.
16:59Or, when you're really short.
17:02Like...
17:02Or like...
17:04Or like...
17:04Or like maybe...
17:05Oh, come on.
17:06You know?
17:08What?
17:09That's not a gift!
17:10That's not for anybody!
17:12Who would want this?
17:14Oh, this thing rules!
17:17Snails is gonna love it!
17:20These are your suggestions?
17:22You got me the same thing that I got you?
17:26High-five!
17:29You...
17:31You crying, Snails?
17:34No!
17:34Friendship means never having to say high-five!
17:37Why not so high-five!
17:40I just touched on it.
17:41I just can't...
17:42See you!
17:42I'm sorry...
17:42You're right, I'm sorry.
17:42I was so nervous!
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