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Here's a compilation of clips of these two goofy and idiotic unicorn colts
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All credit goes to Hasbro
NOTE:
I do not own anything
All credit goes to Hasbro
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00:00Gateway! Coming through!
00:03Ah! Snips! Snips!
00:06What's going on?
00:08Uh, haven't you heard?
00:10There is a new unicorn in town!
00:12Yeah! They say that she's got more magical powers
00:15than any other unicorn ever!
00:18Really?
00:19Aw, no way!
00:20That owner goes to Twilight here.
00:23Where is this unicorn?
00:25Oh, she's in a town square! Come on!
00:27Yeah! Come on!
00:36No way!
00:39Sweet!
00:41That settles it!
00:42Trixie truly is the most talented, most magical,
00:46most awesome unicorn in Bodieville!
00:49No! In all of Equestria!
00:52How do you know? You didn't see it!
00:54And besides, Twilight...
00:56Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
00:57-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm
00:58-mm!
00:59Tis the old smoothie you asked for with extra hay, just how you like it!
01:10Yes.
01:12Oh, tell us another story, great and powerful Trixie.
01:16Yeah, tell us about how you vanquished the Ursa Major.
01:22Trixie is far too exhausted from performing feats beyond imagination.
01:27Be gone with you until morning.
01:29Oh, of course, great and powerful Trixie.
01:34Anything you say, we are at your beck and call.
01:39What are you two doing?
01:41Just bringing the G and P.T.
01:43The what?
01:44The great and powerful Trixie.
01:47Sheesh.
01:48Just bringing her a smoothie.
01:49How can you fall for her lameness?
01:52She's just a show-off, unlike Twilight.
01:54The great and powerful Trixie vanquished in Ursa Major.
01:58Can your Twilight claim that?
02:00Oh, really?
02:01Were you guys actually there?
02:03Well, uh, uh, no, but...
02:06But nothing.
02:07The proof is in the pudding.
02:10I like pudding.
02:13Look, unless an Ursa Major comes waltzing up the street for Trixie to vanquish,
02:17I am not going to believe a word she says.
02:20And neither should you.
02:21Hmm, an Ursa walking up the street, hey?
02:25Snails, you thinking what I'm thinking?
02:27Why is it they call it a flea market when they don't really sell fleas?
02:32Yeah, uh...
02:33Oh, come on!
02:46Oh, how are we gonna find an Ursa Major
02:49when I can't even see my own hoof in front of my face?
02:52Hold on!
02:59Oh, that's better!
03:20Hey, guys, where are you going?
03:23K-pop now!
03:24Got a major problem!
03:26Yeah, Ursa made you to be exact!
03:31Trixie!
03:33Trixie!
03:35Trixie!
03:35Come out!
03:37Trixie!
03:38Trixie thought she said the great and powerful Trixie did not want to be disturbed.
03:42Uh...
03:43We...
03:44We...
03:45We have a...
03:45A tiny problem.
03:46Actually, it's a big one.
03:49Great and powerful Trixie, you've got to vanquish the Ursa.
03:52Yeah!
03:53Vanquish so he can watch!
03:55It took a lot of trouble to get that thing here.
03:58Wait!
03:59You brought this here?
04:01Are you out of your little pony minds?
04:03But you're the great and powerful Trixie.
04:06Ah, remember? You defeated an Ursa Major.
04:09Aw, come on, Trixie.
04:11Stop goofing around and vanquish it, eh?
04:15Well, that was a dud.
04:17Yeah, come on. Where's all the cool explosions and smoke and stuff like earlier, you know?
04:25Uh-oh.
04:31What's going on?
04:33We brought an Ursa to town.
04:35You what?
04:37Don't worry, the great and powerful Trixie will vanquish it.
04:41I can't.
04:42What?
04:44Well, I can't. I never have. No one can vanquish an Ursa Major.
04:47I just made the whole story up to make me look better.
04:50Man it up!
04:52And it wasn't rampaging. It was just cranky because someone woke it up.
04:56Aw.
05:00Now, about you two.
05:03We're sorry that we woke up the Ursa Major.
05:06We just wanted to see some awesome magic.
05:09Yeah! And the way you vanquished that Ursa Major was awesome!
05:16We deserve whatever punishment you give us.
05:20For starters, you can clean up this mess.
05:23And what do you think, Spike? Should I give them number 25?
05:27Oh, 25. Yes. And I think I deserve it, too.
05:33Huh?
05:34I think you're right.
05:43Sweet!
05:49Hey!
05:51It's my cuticiniera. I'm supposed to get the first bite of cake.
05:57So I was thinkin'.
06:01And on the count of three, this rabbit will disappear and something tasty will reappear in its place.
06:09One.
06:10Two.
06:10And three.
06:12Hey!
06:14Where are they?
06:15Snails!
06:16Where are the...
06:18...carrots.
06:21Snails!
06:24How about a round of applause for the S&S Magic Act?
06:28Our first award goes to...
06:31Snips and Snails!
06:32For Best Magic Act!
06:37Hey!
06:38My medal is shinier.
06:40Well, mine's bigger.
06:42Oh, yeah? Well, mine is...
06:45...heavier?
06:46The next award...
06:57Oh, yeah? Then let's see you do that!
07:02Then play?
07:03Yeah!
07:07I second the motion!
07:08And might I add that if you looked up the word awesome in the dictionary, there would be a picture
07:13of Rainbow Dash.
07:14Yeah!
07:16I object!
07:19I think the word awesome is played out!
07:22Rainbow Dash deserves better!
07:24I motion that we declare her the most stupendous pony!
07:28Stupendous?
07:29Is that the best you got?
07:31I motion that we declare her...
07:33...wonderific!
07:35Astonishing!
07:36Breathtaking!
07:37Astounding!
07:39Begazzling!
07:40What about Super Ultra Extreme Awesomeazing?
07:43Oh!
07:44Yeah!
07:44Yeah!
07:45All in favor of declaring Rainbow Dash the most Super Ultra X!
07:49That Rainbow Dash sure is something!
07:52Something special!
07:55Uh...
07:56Don't you think you should go and help?
07:57Yeah, yeah!
07:58I've got a good ten seconds to spare!
08:00Just a couple more!
08:05Great cutie mark, Featherweight!
08:08Looking good!
08:12Oh, get it off me, Snips!
08:15You get it off me, Snips!
08:18Ah!
08:19Stop it!
08:19You are making it worse!
08:23Ah!
08:24Great!
08:25I'll get it!
08:27Ah!
08:29Get it off!
08:30Get it off!
08:32Hey, Featherweight!
08:34Come here!
08:36Take a few pictures of this, then meet me during lunch!
08:40Girls, I have our story!
08:44Snips and snails and bubblegum fails!
08:47And that's when the biggest jokester in school really stuck his hoof in it!
08:52Literally!
08:52The full free press is usually just boring news and stuff!
08:57So funny!
08:58Our mothers always told us we'd end up in the paper someday!
09:02Yeah!
09:02And look!
09:03We finally got the gum out!
09:07Let's face it, nothing very juicy happens at this school!
09:14We're doomed!
09:18Oh!
09:19She's Rainbow Waffle now!
09:21Yeah!
09:26Good smell, old great and powerful Trixie!
09:29You too!
09:30What?
09:32Hey!
09:33Hey!
09:34What happened?
09:35Get off of me!
09:40Go this way!
09:43Stop picking on my friends, Trixie!
09:47Help me!
09:48Aaaaaah!
09:48Help me!
09:50Alright Trixie!
09:52Let's duel!
09:56Snips, snails!
09:57Step forward!
09:58What is it?
10:00Oh, great and powerful Trixie.
10:13An age spell?
10:15But how could you do an age spell?
10:17That's only for the highest level unicorns.
10:20Well, Twilight, give up.
10:29Come on, Twilight, you can do it!
10:48Oh, you fools!
10:51Some ponies set off the magic force field
10:53and Trixie intends to punish them.
10:56But wouldn't it be faster if we had some wheels?
11:00The great and powerful Trixie doesn't trust wheels.
11:03Now pull faster!
11:04I'm telling you, Snips, she's getting weirder and weirder!
11:13Gah!
11:20Why is she so mean to us?
11:23Yeah, I miss the days when she was just a fraud!
11:34This better not be another false alarm
11:37or the great and powerful Trixie will...
11:39Snips!
11:41Snips!
11:42Snails!
11:48An oldie but a goodie.
11:51Maybe it's us!
11:53Maybe it's us!
11:59Hey!
12:00It could happen!
12:06Scoodaloo!
12:10Where is she?
12:11Yay!
12:12Yay!
12:14All right!
12:15Now who wants...
12:16Oh, phew!
12:17For a second I thought we were going to have to, you know, learn stuff.
12:24Now hold on to your horseshoes, everypony.
12:27You've got a lot of work to do before you're ready to race.
12:30Yeah, but not schoolwork, right?
12:34Oh, wee!
12:36Those ribbons are the bee's knees.
12:38Uh-huh!
12:41All right then, class.
12:42You've got a lot to learn if you want to build a race cart.
12:44Oh!
12:47No!
12:48I knew there was going to be a catch!
12:52Bigger boulder down the track!
12:54Yeah!
12:55Woohoo!
12:58Woohoo!
12:58Woohoo!
12:59Woohoo!
12:59Woohoo!
13:00Woohoo!
13:00Woohoo!
13:00Woohoo!
13:02Carrying my water, my water, my water.
13:05Carrying my water on my shoulder boulder.
13:09Snails!
13:10Look out!
13:17Amazing!
13:18You should be more careful with these.
13:21You could lose them.
13:24Hey!
13:25Snails, can you float one of those baskets over here?
13:29Hmm?
13:30Sure.
13:31What do you want me to do with it?
13:33Catch!
13:38Anything else?
13:41Wow, Snails.
13:42You're a natural at Buck Ball.
13:45It's a good thing, too.
13:46We were running out of unicorns.
13:48Do you think you'll be ready to play with Applejack and Rainbow Dash against the Appaloosa team?
13:52I guess I'll find out.
13:54Plus, after I deliver this water, I don't really have anything else to do.
13:57Well, Snails, with you on the team, Ponyville is one step closer to crushing Appaloosa.
14:05And after today, it's pretty clear who the other two players should be.
14:10What do you mean?
14:12I thought you and Dash were going to play.
14:14Yeah!
14:15If you're not crushing Appaloosa, who is?
14:20Uh, you two, obviously.
14:24Um, you want us to play Buck Ball against Appaloosa instead of you?
14:29Mm-hmm.
14:32That's incredible!
14:36Unbelievable and incredible?
14:38Come on!
14:39I can't explain it, but you two are really good at this game.
14:43And if it means beating Appaloosa, I'll give either one of you my spot on the team quicker than Granny
14:48Smith can core an apple.
14:49Me too!
14:51Snails already has a head start on you!
15:09Whoa!
15:10The whole town really seems to care about this game a lot.
15:16I'm still okay with playing in case you were worried.
15:33Finally!
15:35But how do we keep from worrying about it?
15:38You could do what I do and not think about it.
15:41Seriously, I don't think about anything.
15:44Ever.
15:45So is that Pegasus.
15:47Oh, I don't know if we can win.
15:49You know what I would do?
15:51Not think about it?
15:54Not think about it.
15:57Oh, yeah, that.
16:00Point wins.
16:01Lots of somersault kicks.
16:03What a move!
16:07Huh, looks like you three made quite an impression.
16:11Well, cousin, I have to admit.
16:14The secret to good butt vault is just having fun.
16:18Yeah.
16:20I'm completely happy to hold the drive, too.
16:26Happy Hearts and Hooves Day.
16:28Did you boys happen to send any packages to me recently?
16:31It's okay to say no.
16:33I won't be offended.
16:34Please say no, please say no, please say no.
16:39Unicorns, Pegasi, and earth ponies alike, so far, will be the members of the current championship team from Ponyville.
16:47Do you think they know we're here?
16:50I think they have a pretty good idea.
16:55A pretty good idea about what?
16:58Um.
17:01Oh, my gosh!
17:02It's you!
17:03I can't believe you're you!
17:05I mean, here!
17:06I mean, T-Ponyville!
17:08Yeah!
17:09Yep, it does.
17:10How much for an autograph?
17:13Bits for autographs, eh?
17:15Really?
17:17Snails!
17:18You thinking what I'm thinking?
17:20What's the sound of one hoof clapping?
17:22Yeah!
17:23I mean, uh, no!
17:25How many of you would pay for an autograph from my best friend, Snails?
17:35Wow.
17:36That's a lot of writing.
17:38I'm so proud they decided to honor us.
17:47I hope Snails finishes signing autographs soon.
17:50Ready?
17:51If I say no, do I still have to run?
17:52Yep!
17:53Can we get on with this?
17:54Snails and I did so well with the autographs, we decided to expand!
17:59And these souvenirs are not going to sell themselves!
18:03Remember, think speed!
18:05Got it.
18:06On your marks, get set...
18:09Speed.
18:10Speed.
18:12Go!
18:14Speed!
18:14Speed!
18:15Speed!
18:15Speed!
18:15Speed!
18:16Whoo!
18:17Okay!
18:18What a race, right?
18:22Oh, so much for speed.
18:25This was fun, but I've got to get back to work.
18:48And the fan team finally scores!
18:52For the other side.
18:54My parents are coming home to Ponyville today!
18:57Wait, they don't live here?
19:00Nope.
19:01Their jobs are way too important for that.
19:04He still has the scars to prove it.
19:08You're making that up!
19:09No pony has that kind of job!
19:18Still think she's making it all up?
19:21Nuh-uh!
19:25I know how you feel.
19:27Young athletes ready to take the field.
19:29Ooh, you can almost breathe in the excitement!
19:34I don't think you should breathe it in so hard.
19:40It's just, two weeks doesn't feel like a whole lot of time to train a whole team.
19:51I guess that is sort of true.
19:55I'm actually 120% sure.
19:59And it's a good thing, too.
20:01The cheer squad really needs you.
20:04What do you mean?
20:06Well, I've been helping out.
20:08And let's put it this way.
20:09We've got two weeks until the big game.
20:11And we could use two years.
20:14But that's all gonna change.
20:17Because you're here to save the day!
20:22Okay...
20:23So why are you here?
20:25What?
20:25A pony can't show school spirit?
20:27You don't even go to this school.
20:29Oh, okay.
20:30When I went to the Buckball Hall of Fame,
20:33I found out Buckball souvenirs are big bits!
20:37If Twilight's team does well, I can start selling them full-time in Ponyville!
20:41So I have a vested interest and you have an assistant coach!
20:53Okay!
20:54Now that we're all here, why don't you tell us the plan?
20:57How are you gonna make us into the most awesome cheer squad ever?
21:06I mean, if you guys were an actual Buckball team, I'd have plenty of ideas.
21:11But I don't know anything about cheerleading.
21:16Good one, coach!
21:17But Headmare Twilight picked you for the job, so I'm pretty sure you know what you're doing.
21:24If you say so.
21:27Right!
21:28Okay gang, let's show Rainbow Dash what we've been working on and she can take it from there!
21:34Cheer squad can do that!
21:37Yup!
21:38All we need is a little music!
21:43Over!
21:44So, I mean, there's a few, a lot of problems, but nothing you can't solve, right?
21:51Huh?
21:52Oh, yeah, listen, you guys don't have anything to worry about.
21:57What are you doing?
21:58What are you doing?
22:00You've gotta come back and coach the squad!
22:04I watched them cheer stuff. Looked fine to me.
22:07Well, it's not! Do you know what'll happen if they do what they just did at the big game?
22:13Uh, nothing?
22:15Uh, wrong!
22:18A good cheer squad gets the fans excited, which gets the team excited.
22:23But if no ponies excited, then nobody buys any souvenirs!
22:30I think you're blowing this a little out of proportion.
22:33Point is, if I'm going to make any bits at these games, that squad has to get better!
22:40And to do that, they need a coach!
22:43Uh, you know what? You're right! Why don't you do it?
22:47I mean, you're the one with a vested interest!
22:53The trick to being a good block ball keeper is to do nothing, just to empty your mind.
23:00Be the ball!
23:03Uh, balls don't have mines.
23:06Exactly!
23:14Uh, where's my block?
23:16It's my turn!
23:16I want to come back!
23:18Just do nothing. Empty your mines. Be the squad.
23:25We are the squad.
23:27Oh, yeah.
23:29At least helping sell my souvenirs was something.
23:35Yonah still not understand how this make us better.
23:39Huh?
23:41Professor Dash needs to stay in coach!
23:44Gah!
23:45You guys asked me to come up with something, and I did!
23:48I don't think nothing counts.
23:50Then I'm out of ideas!
23:51This is the School of Friendship. If you need ideas, you should ask your friends for help.
24:00Ugh, fine.
24:04Don't look at me!
24:07Anybody want to buy an official School of Friendship Cheer Squad headband?
24:12Now, I personally would buy them before the performance!
24:17Huh?
24:18And it looks like my assistant cheer coach slash souvenir selling business is a bust.
24:25So, I'm gonna take off. Unless you can think of something else for me to do.
24:30Maybe I can.
24:39Yes! Hey loud noises!
24:41Squad meeting! Outside! ASAP!
24:48Dance ponies! Buckball field! Pronto!
24:57Hey! Dragon! Get out here and join your squad!
25:03So what? Is there some new button you want to sell?
25:07Not a button!
25:09Gah! But not so pumped up that they forget to buy a pennant, or a button, or a quality souvenir
25:16t-shirt!
25:17What?
25:20What?
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