00:02Oh, look at you, you look lovely. Are you all alright?
00:06Did you all get here okay?
00:09Good, well, it's Tuesday today, isn't it?
00:13Happy Tuesday, could be any day to me. Tour life, oi oi.
00:17The other night I said oi oi about 40 times and I was literally the most annoying person ever.
00:22So I promise that would be the only time I say it.
00:24Thank you so much for coming to my show. I'm really, really appreciate it.
00:31I'm loving you four girls on the back row. I know, I want to be friends with you.
00:36I do, I have the best time ever, drinking alcohol pops, woohoo.
00:41It's great, I just love the way you're hugging each other, it's lovely.
00:44So obviously when I woke up this morning and I heard the terrible news about Brussels,
00:48I felt a bit bad and sad about the fact that I was going to be doing a show.
00:52But I'm really glad we're all here and we're all going to make enough noise so they can hear us
00:55from here, right?
00:59And we're all here for the same reason. I'm hoping you've all come to be entertained by me.
01:03I'm here to entertain you so we're all united.
01:06So that makes us much better than you fuckers.
01:10You're on your own you fucking lonelies.
01:15So I know we're still sitting down already.
01:18This is my fifth show.
01:19Did you see that fly by the way, Dream One Lonely, when the screen came on, come to get a
01:22spotlight.
01:23Did you see it?
01:24It's like flying in the ribbon with the song.
01:26Anyway, I've noticed we've all sat down already.
01:29Feel free to sit down.
01:30However, I have to warn you, I only have a couple of upbeat numbers and I'm going to give them
01:34to you quickly.
01:35So you've all run out of time to dance.
01:37So if you can't see it, stand up.
01:41Because here they come.
01:42This is rumour has it.
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