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The Boulet Brothers Halfway to Halloween 2023
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00:16It's the Boulay Brothers Halfway to Halloween TV Special
00:21Starring
00:22David Dasbalgen
00:25Taryn Killam
00:27Kevin Smith
00:31Matthew Villard
00:40Rachel True
00:42Quinn Temple
00:45Derek Mears
00:49And hold me tight and keep a kissing me, sweetie, for all the night
00:58Jorge Garcia
01:00Barbara Crampton
01:03Melissa Rose
01:11Katya Zomalochikova
01:13Steve Agee
01:17Beth Dover
01:19The Nightmare Girls
01:22Smirk O'Kane, Melissa B. Pierce, and Kendra Onyx.
01:30Dana DiLorenzo.
01:33John Ross Bowie.
01:36Eve Dostmulchin.
01:40Sigourney Beaver.
01:45Whoa, whoa, there's love for you to kiss me in your own sweet way.
01:54And the queens of darkness themselves, your hunting hosts for the evening, the Goulet Brothers.
02:05Welcome to the show, darlings, and happy halfway to Halloween.
02:12As we all know, there are so many of you little goblins and ghoulie-goos out there who just love
02:17all things Halloween and horror.
02:18But unfortunately, you've got another six months into your favorite holiday is here.
02:23And we feel it would just be cruel to make you wait all through the spring and summer just to
02:27get your fiendish fix.
02:29So, we've decided, as the newest self-appointed sentinels of Samhain,
02:34to give you a little sustenance by creating our own holiday special
02:37that will give you a sinful serving of Halloween and horror
02:40that is guaranteed to keep you well-fed until October 31st.
02:45You see, tonight, we've put a special call out to all of our fellow famous monsters
02:50to come together and join us for a sinister spectral spectacular
02:54filled with blood, gore, witches, vampires, and all things that go bump in the night
03:00for a halfway to Halloween celebration.
03:05So, why don't you just go ahead and turn down the lights,
03:08lock your doors, and pull those covers up over your heads because...
03:12It's time for the Boulay Brothers Halfway to Halloween TV special to begin!
03:34It's time for the Boulay Brothers Halfway to Halloween TV special to begin!
03:47I mean, what's the deal with pitchforks?
03:48I've never seen a villager bale hay!
03:52Well, I quit my job!
03:55You quit?
03:56I quit!
03:57Get out!
03:59Why'd you do that?
04:00I can't work for that guy anymore!
04:02He's insane!
04:04Literally!
04:05What did you expect?
04:07He's a mad scientist!
04:11You know, you never see any normal scientists.
04:14They're all mad!
04:16Just once, I'd love to work for a normal scientist.
04:21You know what this means, Igor.
04:23Without a job, you're gonna have to move back in with your parent.
04:29Great!
04:30I give up one mad scientist for two mad parents!
04:34Maybe it won't be so bad.
04:36Maybe one person who's more insane than my parents!
04:45Well, full moon.
04:48So?
04:49So?
04:49So what?
04:51Look at my face.
04:53It's covered with fur.
04:54I got fangs.
04:55Just don't kill anyone.
04:58This isn't gonna kill anybody.
05:00You're a werewolf.
05:01It's what you do.
05:02You kill people.
05:03Oh!
05:05I can manage to not kill anybody for one full moon.
05:09You.
05:09You can't go one full hour without killing somebody.
05:13I can last longer than you.
05:16Care to make it interesting?
05:21What are you thinking?
05:23I'll bet you a hundred dollars you kill someone before me.
05:27I want in on them.
05:28Okay, deal.
05:29Hey, count me in two.
05:30You?
05:31Yeah.
05:32You don't kill people.
05:32You're a lab assistant.
05:34We're monsters.
05:34We kill people.
05:36Oh, I kill people.
05:38What do you think I do on my days off?
05:39Okay, but you're gonna have to put in more money.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Five hundred bucks.
05:46Deal.
05:48All right.
05:49Get him up.
05:51Now, may the best monster or lab assistant win.
06:06What do you want to eat, huh?
06:17Time to die.
06:18Yeah.
06:22Jimmy, I've told you, playing with dolls is for girls.
06:25Now, get ready for bed.
06:29Hey, kids.
06:30Do you want to kill your awful parents, but you're not sure how to hide the body?
06:33Well, have we got the answer for you.
06:36Introducing the Easy Cake Cremation Oven.
06:43Simply murder your parents.
06:48Dismember their bodies.
06:50And set your cremation ovens to 1,600 degrees Fahrenheit and watch your worries disappear.
07:01Oh, look.
07:02It's Mommy's wedding ring.
07:06Kids.
07:07What's that smell?
07:09Smells like something's burning.
07:11Let me give you a hand.
07:14That's what we were hoping.
07:16The new Easy Cake Cremation Oven comes with everything you see here.
07:20Light bulb not included.
07:36Nothing quite says Halloween like murdering your family, does it?
07:42Absolutely not.
07:44I mean, just look at Michael Myers.
07:46He's made a killing out of it.
07:50Well, speaking of Michael Myers and murder, that reminds me.
07:53We've already seen the devil, a werewolf, an Igor, and a Frankenstein Seinfeld.
07:58But we haven't really seen any blood yet.
08:00And I'm starting to get a little thirsty.
08:04Me too.
08:05What about you, darlings?
08:07Are you ready for a little blood?
08:09Well, I hope you are.
08:11Because coming up next, we've got a campground slasher, a satanic siren, and a trip to the puppet theater that
08:17you won't soon forget.
08:18So without further ado, let's begin the next abominable act by welcoming to the stage the satanic singing sensations themselves,
08:27the one and only Twin Temple.
10:47She makes me bleed
11:10Bad, bad, bad, bad, Babylon
11:13Sacred core I call upon
11:15I can't convey...
11:33My Babylon, Babylon, Babylon
11:37Babylon, my Babylon
11:39Babylon, Babylon, Babylon
11:41Sacred air upon, upon
11:45My Babylon
11:48My Babylon
11:51My little Babylon
11:53Oh, love that little girl
11:55My little Babylon
12:12Are you ready for fun? Are you ready for friends? Are you ready for adventure? Well, we don't have any
12:20of those things here, but if you drop your kids off with us here at Camp Arawak, you can have
12:26all that and more. Wait, did we change that? Cause I'm, okay, can we do it again?
12:31But if you drop your kids off with us here at Camp Happy Trail, you can have all that and
12:37more. And I don't mean just for a few weeks, I mean forever.
12:43Have you tried everything with little Jessie, but she's still just an annoying little bitch no matter what you do?
12:50Is driving Tommy to repetitive, boring football games and never-ending sports practices ruining your social life?
12:57Do you hate looking at Jan's face? Because even though she can't help it, she looks just like your mother
13:03-in-law and that's never gonna change? And you just can't take it for one more goddamn day?
13:09Well, here at Camp Happy Trail, we know exactly how to help.
13:20At Camp Happy Trail, we specialize in taking care of problem teams like yours no matter what the issue may
13:28be. Our specially trained counselors, they've seen it all and can help with problems that therapists, priests and teachers say
13:36can't be fixed.
13:37With exciting activities like archery, axe throwing, axe throwing, and nut tying.
14:10After one season of being with us here at Camp Happy Trail, you can rest assured that your little mistake
14:15won't be coming home again anytime soon.
14:25Right, Johnny? I'm sorry I was such a dick my whole life. Too late!
14:32Like.
14:35That's the thing!
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14:42Just one...
15:00so anyway you should call us today camp happy trail to begin your new journey
15:07and a whole new life without any baggage today call 1-800-CAMP-KIDS to book your child's day today
15:39oh sorry i didn't see you standing there greetings oils and ghouls witchy poos and
15:43blueberries it's that time of year the perfect time of year for a horror comic and you think
15:48comic books are just spandex and superheroes think again my friend horror comics been around
15:52since the 1940s from doctor occult to these things were so spooky that even the government
16:03tried to get them banned there were senate hearings in 1954 blaming horror comics for juvenile delinquency
16:16and you know what we have to say to censorship don't you we say
16:20fuck censorship with a witch's broken tip that's what we
16:28okay maybe i'm getting a little too freaked out reading this
16:31but you know what i gotta find out how it ends so if you'll excuse me
16:53good evening my frightful fanatics my deathly devotees
16:58tonight's tale takes us into the world of a loving puppet maker and his wife the puppets are their
17:06children and you know what they say about children they see all even when we think they aren't watching
17:44the puppeteer the puppeteer loved his puppets with all his heart
17:49have some hot tea my dear your cough will wake the dead thank you my love
17:56oh of course my dove now now now let me get back to work our little children need me
18:13the puppeteer loved performing and his wife helped to run their struggling business
18:20but alas the life of the puppeteer's wife isn't resplendent with the fancy mink stalls and jewelry
18:28that the puppeteer's wife felt she deserved but she had a plan that she had been implementing slowly but
18:36surely drop by drop for quite some time
19:03she cashed in his life insurance and sold the old theater where the puppeteer had plied his trade
19:10and then she planned to sell all of the puppets that people would be willing to buy and for those
19:17that
19:17didn't and these old puppets can just go in the trash they're just wood and string
19:24wood and string worthless
19:28wood and string
19:57worms
19:58as
20:09Word and string
20:11Word and string
20:14Isn't life
20:16A funny thing
20:38A funny thing
21:02Now that was some scary shit kids
21:04But it's just a comic book
21:06Absolutely nothing to be scared of
21:08Because
21:15Oh shit
21:16Oh shit
21:37Now that was entertaining
21:42Twin Temple are so cool
21:47I just love the devil
21:52While Halloween may be all about monsters, horror, and getting scared
21:56We mustn't forget that it's also all about candy and treats
21:59And we happen to have a special guest chef here on hand
22:02Who is going to give you a lesson on how to make some quick, delicious holiday fare
22:05That is sure to satiate all of the little trick-or-treaters in your neighborhood
22:09And speaking of creepy cuisine
22:11We also have a super weird musical guest who came here all the way from Russia
22:15Just to perform a song that celebrates her favorite Halloween treat
22:18Ravioli
22:22Ravioli
22:25Bon appetit, uglies
22:27And let the show begin
22:30Ravioli
22:53Hello darlings
22:55I'm Barbara Crampton
22:57Welcome to my kitchen
22:58I'm going to teach you
23:00How to prepare some of my favorite, fast, spooky recipes
23:05That are guaranteed to make you
23:07Feel like the season of the witch is
23:10Right around the corner
23:12I'll start things off
23:13With a finger food recipe
23:17Crush the meat around the bone and the knuckles
23:20So that you can loosen them up
23:22So I'm using a nutcracker
23:25Oh my god, that's amazing
23:27Do you hear that crunch?
23:29It's going to be delicious
23:30And then you want to sprinkle a little bit of lemon
23:34And some extra virgin olive oil
23:37I always use it
23:38Don't they look delicious?
23:41I might have to take a bit of see of one
23:45Mmm
23:46Next, grain vichyssois
23:50Here, we're going to take a fresh head
23:54Crack open the cranium
23:56Ready?
23:58Oh!
24:00Oh my gosh
24:02Well, you know, it gets a little messy
24:04But, um, it's worth it
24:06We're actually going to take the brain
24:09Out of the skull
24:11So, all that delicious juice in there
24:15I'm going to lift this up
24:16There we go
24:18Oh, oh my god, that looks amazing
24:20And we're going to take that
24:21And pop it
24:22Just like that
24:24Bam!
24:26Beef roast
24:27There you go
24:28I didn't measure, but
24:29I think that should be good
24:31I think this is the best part of the whole recipe
24:35Pig's feet
24:35Yummy
24:37Mash that in
24:38Maybe, I don't know, one more
24:40That didn't feel like quite enough
24:41It already sounds delicious
24:46Perfect
24:47Look at that beautiful crimson color
24:49That is going to be amazing
24:53Oh my gosh
24:55We're going to take the whole head
24:57And bake it in the oven
24:58For about two hours
25:02Ooh la la
25:06As you can see
25:07The finished dish is just
25:10Well
25:10To die for
25:13Last but not least
25:15Is our main course
25:16Which is a classic cannibal charcoal
25:19Barbecue
25:21See what I did there?
25:24Now as you can see
25:25I already have a fresh carcass
25:28But what I'm going to show you
25:29Is how to glaze it
25:31Now first
25:32You want to take the giblets out
25:36Yeah
25:37They're a little stringy
25:39But they're going to be so yummy
25:41My hands got a little
25:42I don't know
25:43Red from all the blood
25:45I got to wipe them off
25:46Yeah
25:47That's good
25:49Now you're going to mix this right up
25:51With some other stuff
25:52First we have a little soy sauce
25:54Pour that right in
25:56Yeah
25:57Everybody loves ketchup
25:58You can put it on anything
26:00That is going to be amazing
26:02Now just toss it
26:04All over the crispy exterior of the body
26:11So voila
26:12That's all the time we have today my friends
26:15I hope you enjoy making these recipes with your family
26:18As much as I enjoyed making them with your family
26:23Happy halfway to Halloween ghouls
26:25And we'll see you next time on
26:27From Beyond Barbara's Kitchen
26:30It's delicious
26:36Do you have questions about your love life?
26:38Do you wonder if you'll meet the man of your dreams?
26:40Are you curious about how many kids you'll have
26:42Or how rich you'll be one day?
26:44Do you want to know if your husband is cheating on you?
26:46Well now you can get the answers to all of these questions and more
26:49By calling us here at the Halfway to Halloween hotline
26:51Everybody knows Halloween is the time when our world is closest to the spirit world
26:56But if you need help now
26:58Our Halfway to Halloween operators are standing by
27:02To connect you directly to some spooky spirits
27:05Who can answer all your psychic questions
27:08And more
27:12Let's take a call now and I'll show you how easy it is
27:18Hello caller
27:19How can we help you?
27:21Oh yeah
27:21That slutty witch costume is so fucking hot
27:24I just want to stick my face in your
27:27Whoa
27:29Let's move on to the next caller
27:33Hello stranger
27:34How can we help you?
27:36Hi
27:36My mom doesn't know I'm gay
27:38But I was
27:38Yes she does
27:40And it's your best friend
27:42She's the one
27:43Are you sure?
27:44The spirits can see that
27:46Well no
27:47But honestly your friend sounds like a real bitch
27:50Oh my gosh thank you
27:51You helped me so much
27:52Oh thank you
27:53Bye bye now
27:54Bye
27:55God what a fucking loser
27:57Excuse me?
27:59Hello
27:59Knock knock
28:00Uh who's there?
28:02I'm glad you asked
28:03For an easy payment of $59.99 per minute
28:05You can have these answers and more
28:08Hi so I have a stalker
28:09And I want to know if he's watching me now
28:11Ooh okay let me see what my tarot cards hold for you
28:18Oh the death card
28:20Uh death does not necessarily mean you're gonna die
28:26See the death card holds many meanings
28:30You know in some cultures death means rebirth
28:36Hello
28:36Hello
28:38Call us now at the halfway to Halloween hotline
28:41And get your questions answered today
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28:49Call us now at the halfway to Halloween hotline
28:51Oh God
29:14Thank you
32:40And also, nothing says Halloween like a sexy late-night hookup.
32:46Halloween always makes people lose their inhibitions and can get them caught up in all sorts of scandalous acts.
32:53True, but as we all know from watching, the people who usually partake in provocation rarely make it out alive,
33:01which sadly may be the case for the hot and horny couple in our next story.
33:05You see, it was a dark and stormy.
33:09Now, now, now, you don't want to spoil the surprise.
33:17And speaking of surprises, we have one of our own coming up right after our next naughty narration.
33:23Stay tuned, Dougalys.
34:01I think that's what we're going to say.
34:02I think that's him.
34:02I think that's him.
34:03Hi.
34:04Hi.
34:04Uh, go around! Go around! Let him in! Let him in!
34:08Okay, okay. That scared me, but...
34:09Oh!
34:10Wait, how do I look? How do I look?
34:11How do I look? Good? Okay, good. Okay.
34:13Let him in! Let him in!
34:14Yep!
34:17Okay. How do I look?
34:22Whoa!
34:27You... you are...
34:29much bigger in real life.
34:32Yeah. That's what they always say.
34:35I bet they do.
34:37Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
34:41Please don't...
34:41Uh, I'm a lumberjack.
34:43I thought you said you read my profile.
34:45I don't read!
34:47Sheva!
34:47I did, and I forgot to tell you who's a lumberjack.
34:49You didn't tell me!
34:50He's a lumberjack!
34:51I forgot to tell you.
34:52You gotta tell me this.
34:52He's a lumberjack. I'm so sorry.
34:55Please sit down.
34:57I'll, uh, get some drinks for us.
34:58You... you have an axe!
35:00That's awesome!
35:01Ugh!
35:02Look, I just... I just have to ask.
35:04Do you do this sort of thing often?
35:06Oh, yeah.
35:07Sometimes couples just need someone to come into their relationship
35:10and, uh, tear them up.
35:15You know what I mean.
35:16Yeah.
35:17I mean, I... I don't know if we're looking for all that, but...
35:21Like, sometimes they start off just wanting to have a little bit of fun.
35:25Once I get started, I just get out of control.
35:30Before you know it, I get so heated up and I just...
35:34God!
35:35I want to split them both in two.
35:36Oh, God.
35:37Okay, Tiger.
35:39Look, we are very excited for what happens next.
35:44Um...
35:44Just be gentle.
35:45You know what?
35:47I am going to get into something a little more comfortable.
35:50And I want you two to bond.
35:53Okay?
35:54That'll be great.
35:56Wait till you see what she has planned for you.
35:58It's gonna be amazing.
36:09All right, guys. That's what I'm talking about.
36:21Boys, make sure you save some for me.
36:40All right, boys. I'm coming.
36:45I can't take a break.
36:54Open up, baby. Don't be scared.
36:57It only hurts when it first goes in.
36:59No! No!
37:00No!
37:01No!
37:02No!
37:03No!
37:05No!
37:06No!
37:08No!
37:08No!
37:12No.
37:17No.
37:17No.
37:19No.
37:21No.
37:22No.
37:22No.
37:25No!
37:27No.
37:28No!
37:29No.
37:31No.
37:32No.
37:32No.
40:09You know, it flows there like wine.
40:27I'm afraid that's all the time we have with you tonight, darlings.
40:30We do hope you've enjoyed yourselves, and we want to thank you all for joining us for
40:35our first Halfway to Halloween TV special.
40:38Nightmare girls, take it away.
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