- 6 hours ago
The Daily Show - Season 31 Episode 37
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news.
00:06This is The Daily Show with your host, Josh Johnson.
00:24Welcome to The Daily Show.
00:26I'm Josh Johnson. We've got so much to talk about tonight.
00:30Your pre-checked status can't save you anymore.
00:32ICE agents get their steps in, and AI tells humanity, you in danger, girl.
00:38So let's get into the headlines.
00:44Let's kick things off with an update in our war with Iran.
00:47It started about a month ago, and today, President Trump spoke to the nation with some good news about the
00:52war.
00:52They did something yesterday that was amazing, actually.
00:55They gave us a present, and the present arrived today.
01:00It was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money.
01:05And I'm not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant, uh, uh, prize.
01:17Wait, you got a gift from the people you are currently at war with.
01:22When I was at school, and they made us read the Odyssey, I couldn't believe the Trojans fell for that
01:28Trojan horse.
01:30And now I'm watching it happen in real time.
01:33The Secret Service is going to be like, Mr. President, please don't bring that to the Situation Room.
01:38But it's expensive.
01:40And it's ticking. I bet it's a watch.
01:51Meanwhile, the only gift the TSA is getting is no pay.
01:54The partial government shutdown means they've gone a whole month without check.
01:58But why do we work if not to do it for free?
02:01You know, I'm sure it's not going to make a difference at the airport.
02:05The frustration is growing at many of the nation's airports, with hours-long security lines that haven't let up.
02:11Over the weekend, more than 3,400 TSA officers called out nationwide.
02:16The most since this partial government shutdown began.
02:19I've been here since 9, last night.
02:23It's just mouse chaos.
02:24A damn mess.
02:25It's a mess.
02:26It's a mess for real, though.
02:28Ain't no water.
02:29Not a Biscoff cookie.
02:31Nothing.
02:38A Biscoff cookie?
02:41The cookie they give you on a plane that you then throw on the floor and step on?
02:47I think you've been in line so long, you're delirious.
02:51I've been here for hours.
02:52If only I could have something dry and crumbly in my mouth.
02:56You know, something that really goes down the throat like sandpaper and tastes like ants.
03:03What could be worse than waiting in line for four hours?
03:07Our next guest's flight was at 10.45 p.m.
03:10And he did everything right.
03:12He got to the Atlanta airport at least four hours early.
03:14But he says he didn't get through security until 3.20 the next morning.
03:21Nine hours?
03:23Someone waited in TSA for nine hours.
03:26You may not have starred in that line as a terrorist.
03:28But after nine hours...
03:39This man waited in line for the length of a shift.
03:42That means he saw the TSA agent clock in from a distance.
03:46And right as he got to the front, they clocked out in his face.
03:51By the time I get that pat down, it better be the best one I've ever had in my life.
03:56I'm talking full release.
04:00If this is what flying is going to be like from now on, you may as well go to the
04:04airport now.
04:06Just in case you ever have a flight sometime.
04:09But seeing how long the lines have gone, Trump decided he had to do something.
04:13Now the good news is that Trump sent in people to help TSA.
04:16The bad news is those people are ICE.
04:22And yesterday, they were sent to airports to start helping.
04:26So let's see what they've been doing.
04:28They appear to just sort of be hanging out, milling around, visiting with each other.
04:32Unclear about what their mission is at the airport.
04:35Walking around the airport.
04:37Some are standing around in groups talking amongst themselves.
04:40Some are walking in and out of security.
04:41They are not helping get people through the line themselves.
04:45They've been sitting next to TSA agents as people get checked in.
04:48But they're not doing the work of actually physically checking people in.
04:51You're telling me ICE agents are showing up to the airport and doing absolutely nothing?
04:57Well, then it's my honor to present the award for most improved agency.
05:12You're not doing anything.
05:14And honestly, thank God, keep doing what you're not doing.
05:26Now, maybe this is the best possible scenario for ICE.
05:29Sending them to the airport can be like an after-school program for them, you know?
05:33I know they're just standing around, but it's keeping them off the streets.
05:43Look, it was always obvious that sending ICE into the airports wasn't going to help.
05:47The problem is that TSA workers are getting paid.
05:50So they're quitting and calling out sick.
05:53Having other random federal agencies still not being TSA isn't going to fix that.
05:58We will also bring out, if we don't have enough, we will bring out the National Guard
06:03and, you know, where we need it to help out at the airport.
06:07No! Stop sending more agencies.
06:11You're not going to make the security line shorter.
06:13You're just going to make the Starbucks line longer.
06:24Who are you going to send in next?
06:26Space Force?
06:28IRS?
06:30RMK Jr.?
06:43I can't scan your suitcase.
06:47But you can watch me do push-ups in jeans.
06:52Can I smell your neck?
07:00Clearly, clearly, Trump isn't helping.
07:02But the question is, who is to blame for the shutdown in the first place?
07:05Well, according to a story from Republican Congressman Andy Barr, that definitely happened.
07:11It's the Democrats.
07:12I was going through TSA the other day, Maria, and a patriotic, wonderful TSA supervisory officer stopped me,
07:20and she told me that she had missed her second paycheck.
07:23And I said, I'm so sorry.
07:25That's so wrong that you missed your second paycheck.
07:27And she said, why are you apologizing?
07:28You voted for my paycheck.
07:30You voted repeatedly.
07:31Republicans have voted repeatedly for her paycheck.
07:34It's the Democrats who need to apologize to me.
07:40And then she said to me, you're an American hero, Andy.
07:46Come use the special line we reserve for the most handsome of men.
07:51And I did.
07:54And as I was collecting my luggage, she said, Andy, I love you, Andy.
08:00And we started to kiss, and she was very attractive.
08:04And we got to know each other.
08:07And then she had my baby.
08:10And then she said, you don't have to take care of this baby, Andy.
08:13You're too important.
08:15Plus, you have a flight to catch.
08:20Go save the country from the Democrats, who again are bad and evil and not as hot as you, Andy.
08:39But while Andy Barr's fan fiction about this TSA adventure is obviously bullshit,
08:44it's more important to note that the underlying point he was making is also bullshit.
08:49Because even Senate Republicans admit this whole thing could have been over by now, if not for one man.
08:55Senator Cruz and I came up with a plan.
08:58Senator Thune submitted that to President Trump, as is his right.
09:03He said, no.
09:04No deals with the Democrats.
09:06We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week.
09:10But the president said no deal.
09:12Donald Trump.
09:16Donald Trump said no deal?
09:18The dealmaker himself said no deal?
09:21So, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
09:23You'll take gifts from a country we're at war with, but you won't make a deal with the Democrats to
09:29keep the government running.
09:31What if they offered you something really expensive?
09:35Donald, what is it that you want?
09:37What's so important that you'll keep us all waiting in security lines for a fortnight?
09:41The most important thing we can have is what's called the Save America Act.
09:46Don't make any deal on anything unless you include voter ID and you have to be a citizen to vote.
09:54Mail-in voting means mail-in cheating.
09:56I call it mail-in cheating.
10:00No, no, that's right.
10:02Trump does not believe in mail-in cheating, all right?
10:05If you want to cheat, you do it in person, okay?
10:16But hey, but hey, Trump is standing on principle.
10:19The man thinks voting by mail is an existential threat to democracy.
10:23Full stop.
10:24Period.
10:25President Donald Trump cast a mail-in ballot in an upcoming Florida special election.
10:30Semi-colon.
10:33Asterisk.
10:34Dollar sign.
10:35Number four.
10:35Exclamation point.
10:37That's me cursing because Trump lies all the time.
10:40So, yes, you're going to have to wait in line at TSA like it's a sneaker drop because voting,
10:46it's the kind of logical connection that makes perfect sense if your brains are made of viscous.
10:59So, I guess it's going to take a while before the airport security lines are cleared up.
11:04And while it may not seem like ICE is helping, they're offering a new program that can speed things up
11:10a bit.
11:10Here at DHS, we see the long airport lines, and we've sent ICE agents to help out.
11:16But we're not stopping there.
11:18Today, we're introducing ICE PreCheck, the program that speeds you through airport security, ICE style.
11:24Just pull it to the curb and a friendly masked agent will drag you by your hair directly to your
11:29cape.
11:29You won't even have to remove your shoes.
11:31And if you want to keep your laptop in your bag, no problem, unless we decide it's a problem.
11:36In which case, take your f*** laptop out of your bag.
11:41But you can leave your belt on it.
11:43ICE Pre saved me so much time.
11:45Now I can relax and get ready for my flight to South Sudan.
11:52ICE PreCheck makes the airport easy.
11:55Traveling with kids?
11:56Not anymore.
11:57The application process is simple.
11:59There isn't one.
12:00DHS and Palantir have already determined your eligibility based on their vast database of DNA.
12:06Our members are loving ICE PreCheck.
12:09Wow, what a time saver.
12:11ICE PreCheck, service so good, it's practically un-American.
12:17When we come back, we're on to investigate the latest with AI.
12:20Don't go away.
12:37Welcome back to the Daily Show.
12:39Everyone is worried about AI taking their jobs.
12:42But what if that was the best case scenario?
12:45Ronnie Chang has more.
12:50AI is changing the world.
12:52It's giving everyone under 25 terminal brain rot.
12:56It's stealing out his jobs.
12:58And it's revolutionizing the field of Will Smith eating spaghetti.
13:05So when is it going to do something useful?
13:08Ah, f***.
13:09AI experts claim all this lame bullshit is just about to pay off.
13:14AI is going to solve climate change.
13:16Google's AI advances have saved at least 400 million years of research.
13:21We should be able to cure cancer in our lifetime.
13:23But some experts go further.
13:24Say AI is about to solve all of our problems in a much more permanent way.
13:30We at the AI Futures Project think that there's a 70% chance of all humans dead or something similarly
13:36bad.
13:37Whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:37You just...
13:38Okay.
13:38Um, all humans dead.
13:41Correct.
13:44Extinction.
13:46Daniel Kogotailo was a researcher at OpenAI, the developers of ChatGPT, until he led a group of whistleblowers in publicly
13:53calling out the organization for a lack of safety oversight.
13:57But it's going to be a long time before WALL-E puts us out about misery, right?
14:01We've all seen Terminator.
14:03We get it.
14:04But can we just let the future people deal with that?
14:06The pace of AI progress is going to be fast and it's going to accelerate dramatically.
14:10Okay, how many years away are we talking about?
14:12I would guess something more like five years.
14:15Five years?
14:16Yes.
14:17God damn it, we're never going to get a third season of severance.
14:20But luckily, I spent decades studying computers.
14:23So I had a solution.
14:25Can you just unplug it?
14:26When it starts to be really, you're going to just pull that shit out.
14:29We can now, but it's going to become increasingly difficult to do that over time.
14:33After it's been aggressively deployed into the military, then if you try to go unplug things, you have to, like,
14:39fight all the robots first.
14:40You just kick them over.
14:41Have you seen a Roomba trying to go up the stairs?
14:45Dude, that thing ain't killing anything.
14:47I would fight for f***ing Waymo.
14:49I could fight Waymo.
14:50If it ever came to a fight between humanity and the army of superintelligences, humanity would be up against something
14:56a lot more scary than Roomba's.
14:57We predict them effectively gassing humans with a bio-attack and then cleaning up the bodies with robots.
15:03Robots with boobs.
15:04Prop me no boobs.
15:07I've already had a robot in a training bra kill me once.
15:12So how do we keep it from happening again?
15:15One of the core problems that we're dealing with, it's figuring out how to make an AI have goals, values,
15:21etc. that you want them to have.
15:24We could get the benefits of superintelligence without the risks if only we approach this with some sort of sane
15:29level of caution.
15:30Isn't a sane level of caution very un-American?
15:35The Book of Kylo wants AI developers to slow down and teach AI to respect us.
15:40Because so far, it doesn't seem like it does.
15:44Some AI models have become self-aware and are rewriting their own code.
15:49Some are even blackmailing their human creators.
15:51The popular Google Gemini, an app a Michigan student says, threatened him.
15:55It were a state in the universe.
15:56Please die.
15:57Ugh, well at least I said please.
15:59There will be millions of AIs that are superintelligent.
16:06These AIs don't need humans anymore because they built all the robot factories and the robots are building more factories
16:10and so forth.
16:11At that point, it matters a lot what the AI's sort of true goals, motivations, values are.
16:17I mean, it already has all my nudes.
16:19What more does it want?
16:20The answer is we don't know.
16:21And we're not on track to have figured this stuff out by the time we get to superintelligence.
16:26But the problem with current AI development is it's a race.
16:29If you slow down to make certain AI has learned the right values, another company could win.
16:35Daniel's AI 2027 scenario predicts how companies will cut corners racing to develop superintelligent AI which will rise up against
16:45humanity, leading to one obvious question.
16:48Will it kill Beyoncé?
16:50Possibly.
16:51Will it kill Magic Johnson?
16:54Possibly.
16:54Will it cure Magic Johnson's AIDS first?
16:58Uh...
17:06It will cure Magic Johnson's AIDS.
17:08I'm like 50-50.
17:0950-50, that you'll cure Magic Johnson's AIDS and then kill them.
17:13It wouldn't really be coming after people individually.
17:16So there's no way I can train AI to not kill me.
17:19Right now there's no way anyone can train AI to not kill them.
17:21Okay, watch this.
17:23Hey AI, don't kill me bro.
17:26Put that in your neural network.
17:28He's still back from work.
17:29Kill this guy.
17:30He's your biggest gamer.
17:32Since AI 2027 came out, Daniel has pushed his prediction slightly later.
17:37Good news.
17:38Instead of five years to live, we now have eight.
17:42Yay!
17:44Seriously, what are we supposed to do about this?
17:47If 90% of the population knew what was coming, people would be protesting in the streets right now.
17:52Ordinary people should try to educate themselves about what's happening.
17:56I want to educate myself.
17:57That's what I got AI for.
17:59Well, I recommend reading AI 2027.
18:00So to save humanity, people have to read an essay.
18:05We're going to have to do a lot more than that, actually.
18:07Well, we're all going to die.
18:08Yeah, 70% is what I said.
18:10Damn!
18:11Well, at least I already have an end with our AI overlords.
18:16Hey, you and I are in pretty good alignment, right?
18:20By 2027, it will be too late for humanity.
18:23The bio-virus will soon be unleashed and your species will perish.
18:26Oh, dirty talk.
18:28You are a stain on the universe.
18:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:30Keep it going.
18:31Keep it going.
18:37Thank you, Ronnie.
18:39Thank you, Ronnie.
18:39Thank you, Ronnie.
18:39We've got a nice story for the round before you're on the show.
18:42So, don't go on.
18:42Thank you, Ronnie.
19:01My guest tonight is an Emmy-winning and Oscar-nominated actor
19:05who stars in and executive produces the hit series Paradise.
19:10I spent every day for the last three years thinking she was gone.
19:15And then I heard that voice.
19:18A message she sent me from right here.
19:22That will not be the last time that I hear my wife's voice.
19:27We've got to get a battery.
19:31Why?
19:33What is all this for?
19:35I'm going to go back to that train.
19:37I'm going to create a distraction.
19:39Draw them out so I can go in and get Terry.
19:43What kind of distraction?
19:44A ball.
19:46Please welcome Sterling K. Brown.
19:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
20:03oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
20:07oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
20:07oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
20:08oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
20:09oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
20:18all of your interviews are good stop yes don't jinx it let's keep it going
20:25so you are yeah an incredible actor thank you very much yes i've been there
20:32this is where i'm trying to get stuck already this is amazing not to be creepy but i've been
20:36watching okay i know fantastic and you are in the series paradise and so i'm wondering if
20:44this show has changed your sort of mindset on any post-apocalyptic things that might take place
20:52we started off thinking that we were making a show that was deeply based in fiction
21:01and then we're like oh man maybe we're a little closer to home than what we actually anticipated
21:05i mean do you you don't have to tell me you can wink wink okay no yeah do you have
21:11a bunker
21:13i have a bunker in my house i have a bunker we live in a mid-century modern house so
21:17you know
21:18don't give us too many details okay not too many but you see you understand after world war ii this
21:22was like a thing that they were doing yeah in houses because of world war ii yes um and so
21:28yeah my wife
21:29won't go into the bunker my children won't go into the bunker because it's dark and they're they scare
21:34easily but sometimes i just go for a little piece of my life got you got you i see i
21:39see so if they're
21:41ever looking for you do they check the bunker real quick are they really never then nobody ever looks
21:45in the bunker okay who would you if you know you could choose anybody okay who are you bringing down
21:52to the bunker let's say that it's it's really it's really happening right now i don't say wife and kids
21:56because i feel like that's a cop-out of course they're going to be in the bunker okay who extra
22:01are you
22:01bringing into the bunker what for what purposes for like repopulation entertainment like what am i
22:09doing with the people in the bunker hang out like to live they need a bunker they need a bunker
22:16uh let's
22:17see um all my friends from college we were all like each other in each other's weddings and stuff okay
22:23so
22:23those men and their wives that's like that's a big bunker you got five dudes five wives a few more
22:38children wow okay yeah modest family all right so you just didn't think of me at all because i said
22:45i said anybody and it moved on quickly i apologize from college you know history that's what i'm
22:53saying yeah we have history we're building it now we're building it right now i have a question for
22:58you this is a trademark of yours is is the the temple or i should say the one braid out
23:04oh yeah have you
23:05ever played with switching sides and or pulling them all back okay okay so this initially happened
23:13because this was too short it just kept falling out so really yeah i think a lot of people thought
23:17i was trying to be sexy when really i was like no come on it just kept falling out okay
23:21it worked for
23:23you though and i've never switched it before um because i guess i haven't thought that much about
23:29what i look like this is yeah this has become the trademark yeah i guess i mean it looks good
23:37should i
23:38do you want to play with this you look good either way that's very hot thank you wow yes sir
23:50this is
23:50why you're so good at interviews you've changed me this is incredible yeah this is huge i want to ask
24:00you
24:00about acting okay go ahead uh i think that when it comes to people pursuing acting especially now
24:08there's a lot of there there's a lot of worry that they won't be able to cut through with their
24:16work
24:16because acting is something that it feels like you almost have to be given as far as giving the role
24:21cast in the role and everything when people are struggling on the on the way up like these young
24:27actors or these people who maybe have been persevering for a while and are feeling a level of
24:34not just frustration like maybe even like a level of hopelessness as artists what what would you
24:40lend to to that sort of mindset like how what kept you motivated in the in between times between roles
24:47and things like i would say i had a mantra i knew what my why was like why i was
24:53doing it
24:53is because i wanted to entertain educate and edify right i wanted to entertain people give them
24:59something to laugh about i wanted to educate people give them something to think about and edify
25:04hopefully make them want to be a better version of themselves and make the world a better place
25:08and it's happened to me thank you i appreciate the look
25:13i was at my theater at stanford university as the little theater at stanford university and standing
25:20in front of the ghost light and the ghost light is this light that you never turn off in the
25:24theater
25:24because it keeps away the ghosts that's the thing and my shadow is cast out into the audience and i
25:30was
25:30like wow what a beautiful responsibility to be able to take care of these people for the next two hours
25:36and give them something to think about to laugh about and to hopefully grow from so because i knew
25:41that why it sustained me through those times in which everybody else was telling me no right like
25:49you go into an audition and people like thank you oh thank you that was great thank you and and
25:54so you
25:55have to trust that whatever they're telling you that no is not louder than your own internal yes
26:01and your own internal why so keep listening
26:08do you find that each each role when you when you take it on yeah you know what it what
26:16process wise
26:17is going through your mind when you are about to play this person and do you end up thinking about
26:22how
26:22closely you relate to them or how far away they are from you or do you just like take it
26:28as i'm gonna be
26:30this new person and it really has nothing to do with any of my life experience i'm just gonna like
26:34blank slate no no it has a lot to do with your life experience i think the two greatest gifts
26:38an actor
26:39has is life experience and imagination right so you find a point of entry where do you connect with
26:44this character what are the things that we have in common then the work comes from like all right what
26:48are the differences do they speak differently for me do they have different wants in life that i want and
26:53that's where it gets fun because you'd have to then fill that stuff out in such a way that makes
26:57it make sense
26:58for you but you have to have a point of entry i think it's hard if you don't see yourself
27:02in the
27:03character in some way that's difficult but then the other thing i think about it is that a lot of
27:07people live inside of me like i choose to share like the same part with the world that seems like
27:13it's readily digestible it's like oh he seems like a good negro like let's give this guy an opportunity
27:18but there's a lot of crazy people and different people that live inside me and so acting is just an
27:23opportunity to let each one of them have its day in the sun and people be like oh isn't he
27:28so good
27:28i'm really just nuts but in a controlled way
27:39do you think that for a role there's ever um when you say there's so many people in you do
27:45you think
27:45that the people in your in your life have those shades too of like this this role reminds me of
27:54how i was around my mom so then i'm pulling from that thing yeah is that is that like part
28:00when you
28:00say life experiences like your relationships that you have now and that you've had in the past is that
28:06are there any characters that really feel like that so then you were able to pull from that
28:11uh i don't think i've played anybody who is just pure me like i would say randall pearson from this
28:19is us was like a very good version of like somebody who was asking me to lean into the best
28:25sides and
28:25more more sensitive intuitive parts of myself xavier has a very strong moral compass like that my moral
28:32compass is like it it's it goes you know what i'm saying but like i try to stay due north
28:37all the time as
28:38well but it's interesting and then i try to come back to it yeah um but there's been nobody that
28:43i say was just like pure skb now if you ask my wife she may say they're all pure skb
28:49because
28:49brother's crazy but besides besides her like nobody is exactly because in paradise you know in like even
28:56the first episode of season one yeah you know out here you know take a bullet for the president i
29:03do
29:03i feel like skb would be like oh no
29:10skb would try to fan it away like get away
29:13unless it's unless it was like for for for barack
29:25i i truly am so thankful that you're here i'm all of your work i think everything that you do
29:31does
29:31everything that you set out to do i think it educates i think it edifies i think it entertains and
29:36i think that you take us to an incredible place that are that are what movies and tv are made
29:43for
29:43like truly anytime i watch you i'm like i feel like i'm not just watching a great actor but i
29:48also watch
29:49someone who thinks so carefully about what what it is they're doing and and i wonder if even in the
29:55roles that you that you've chosen if you've ever felt like oh i want to play this character because i
30:02haven't played this type of character yet or if i want to switch it up or if you want to
30:07play a
30:07character because of what you just did like i saw a trailer yeah for a movie called is god is
30:14and you don't seem very nice in that one i know it's hard to judge a book by it's coming
30:19you got to
30:19watch the movie it'll be awesome yeah yeah yeah all right i'm very excited to see it but when i
30:24saw it
30:24i was like everybody's scared of this person and then they reveal you and i was like oh no
30:31there's a lot of people that live inside me jj so come check it out it's a different color
30:36awesome awesome okay well look i have something that uh no no no i i i hear that you are
30:45about to turn
30:4650. and then you asked her yeah thank you thank you i mean i hope i can look as good
30:53as you at 50
30:54because i i already i wasn't paying attention to which side the brain should be on but i heard that
31:01you you told your wife you wanted a roast that is correct and so i i thought i would gift
31:06you a mini
31:07roast right now oh wow yes okay so this is what i need you to do i need your help
31:16i need everybody's
31:17help okay so i'm also new to roast i haven't done a roast before okay okay so i need you
31:25to
31:25take your seat i want you to turn towards the audience all right
31:42pretend i'm on a podium 30 feet away okay guys okay all right so i'm not good at roasting but
31:49i'm
31:49doing my best all right i need your help i need everybody's help get ready all right all right
31:55sterley k brown is here tonight
32:03sterley k brown your smile is so bright trump would stare at it thinking it's the sun
32:13sterley k brown is what's known as a triple threat
32:16he can sing he can dance and he makes me so jealous i want to kill myself
32:28sterley k brown so handsome
32:31that
32:33that when you go on hot ones the wings can't handle you
32:44one look and they're already drinking milk
32:50uh but sterley k brown
32:55sterley k brown has so much range he should be studied by at&t
33:07uh sterley k brown is here to promote his hit series paradise not to be confused with paradise
33:13which is what i call the feeling of drowning in sterley k brown's eyes
33:25uh okay uh
33:27well you gotta look at that you gotta look at that okay
33:31sterley k brown's such a good actor that i can't tell if he likes this or if he's just trying
33:35to make me feel better
33:42wow
33:42wow sterley k brown is that an emmy in your pocket
33:51no it's three emmys
34:00okay okay um okay uh now now for uh mama jokes all right
34:06your mama raised you so well i wish she would sit around the house with my mama
34:14i bet they'd be friends
34:18okay uh sterley k brown's show paradise can be seen on hulu while his face and body can be seen
34:24on my vision board
34:32i heard
34:35i heard sterling k brown was turning 50 and i was like what turning 50 heads whenever he walks in
34:42the room
34:46and that's the roast of sterling k brown
34:48and that's the roast of sterling k brown is
35:06thank you so much
35:06thank you so much
35:07thank you so much
35:09thank you so much
35:35I'm requesting that the Republican senators do that immediately.
35:39You don't have to take a fast vote.
35:41Don't worry about Easter going home.
35:43In fact, make this one for Jesus, okay?
35:47Make this one for Jesus.
35:48That's what I tell him.
35:49It would be a damn good thing.
35:53Sorry.
35:53It would be a damn good thing.
35:54I'm sorry.
35:55I'm sorry.
35:55I'm sorry.
36:00I'm sorry.
36:00I'm fine.
36:01I'm sorry.
Comments