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Jersey Shore: Family Vacation - Season 8 Episode 21 - Take Me Out to the Ballgame
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00:09I actually just want to say, I'm pregnant.
00:15The family just keeps getting bigger.
00:17Are you single?
00:18Yeah, but am I fucking other people?
00:21Yeah.
00:22Are you trying to have a kid?
00:23If it happens, it would be great.
00:25I always wanted to be a mom, and I want to start my own family.
00:28Wait, can you take a pregnancy test?
00:30Whoa, there's no way.
00:33Holy shit.
00:34I'll leave your pregnant together.
00:35What the fuck?
00:37Not good to tell people until three months.
00:39I'm not telling any of the roommates nothing about any of this.
00:42I could definitely see myself raising a family in this house.
00:45This is the start of a new beginning for me.
00:47Pauly is a show in Boston.
00:49So then we go to Boston.
00:50I love Boston.
00:54Yeah, buddy.
00:56Party's here.
00:58The situation is under construction.
01:01This might not have been the best idea.
01:04We're so classy now.
01:06On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
01:08Get the freak out of here, you crazy.
01:11Um, hello.
01:13I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
01:19I'm a winner.
01:20You a buster.
01:21You don't want no problems with me, little player.
01:24I'm a hustler.
01:24Sam was being a little, uh, mysterious.
01:27Yeah, she was like, you want to come here?
01:29I was like, I hope everything's okay.
01:31Yeah.
01:32I'm a hustler.
01:33I'm at the top.
01:33You looking up from the bottom.
01:35Somebody better get him, come stop.
01:38There he is.
01:38Yo, yo, yo, what up?
01:40RSVP in the building.
01:41Yo, what up, guys?
01:42What's up, what's up?
01:43Yo.
01:43Boys, you got the memo, right?
01:45Are you heading to Boston?
01:46Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
01:47Now we're going to hear everyone that talks like Paulie.
01:49Park the car.
01:50And we're going to go to Starmark.
01:52Park the car in the bar.
01:53I got to go to my bar bar.
01:55Wow, all right.
01:56Are all the girls going?
01:58I hope so.
01:58Yeah, I mean, I know Sammy's pregnant, so.
02:00Bro, don't bring that up in front of Ronnie.
02:02It's a sore, you know.
02:03Yeah, yeah, we don't want to get him upset.
02:04It's too soon.
02:05Oh my god, baby.
02:11Hello?
02:12Hi.
02:12Hi.
02:14How are you guys?
02:15Good.
02:16Alive.
02:16How are you?
02:17Bumping along over here.
02:19Well, you look great.
02:20Thanks.
02:20Yeah.
02:21So what's the news?
02:22Why did you invite us here?
02:23Is everything OK?
02:25Boston, you know how we do trips.
02:27Like, there's always, like, things going on.
02:29Like, you're always are moving and doing something.
02:31And I just feel like I could barely walk without feeling a pain.
02:34I'm just freaked out.
02:35I have, like, pregnancy paranoia.
02:38I have no idea.
02:39Yes.
02:40I've decided I'm not going to go.
02:42I just don't feel comfortable.
02:45You're staying home because you know that you don't feel comfortable?
02:49That's a super mom.
02:50Yeah.
02:51I get that.
02:51It took me so long to get here.
02:53That's what I'm saying.
02:54That I'm like, anything, I don't even want to jeopardize it.
02:57You're already a good mommy.
02:58I love that for you.
02:58Thanks, guys.
02:59Love a blast in Boston for you.
03:02I wonder if Ange is going to go and I wonder.
03:04I haven't spoke to her.
03:06I haven't spoken to her, have you?
03:08Oh, no.
03:09Well, she wasn't in the best mood at the movie, at your movie then.
03:12Did she say anything in the car ride?
03:18I got the blood where it's on yesterday.
03:19Oh, and he said, um, four to five weeks or something.
03:22I already knew because of the sixth pregnancy test, but, like, that was, like, solidified.
03:31She's been very short with me, so I don't know.
03:38Fuck my life.
03:56I could use a New England clam chowder.
04:03We are in Boston because Paulie has a show this weekend.
04:06Here we go.
04:06Team Boston.
04:08So why not come a few days early?
04:10Oh, I love the weather.
04:12Cozy.
04:12Sight-see a little bit.
04:14You know, just, like, enjoy Boston.
04:15Hello, Boston.
04:19How are you doing today?
04:20I'm good.
04:20Here you go, my brother.
04:21Welcome to Boston.
04:23We'll get you the socks hat for sure.
04:24There we go.
04:25The socks.
04:26Thank you so much.
04:27I have no idea what's in store for us.
04:29Welcome to the Hotel Commonwealth.
04:30But Boston's like a dope city.
04:32It's just one of those places that I don't really get to go a lot,
04:34but when I do, I have a good time.
04:36There he is.
04:37What's up, brother?
04:38The guy at the front was funny.
04:40Oh, his accent?
04:40Everyone talks like Paulie here.
04:41That's what I was doing wrong.
04:43Here's some Boston trivia for you.
04:45Please name the baseball team located in Boston.
04:49Oh, my God.
04:50The red socks.
04:51Okay.
04:51What is the name of their stadium?
04:53Fenway.
04:54Yes.
04:55Good news is, guys, that we are going to Fenway Park.
04:59Really?
05:00Oh, yes.
05:00I was down in Florida.
05:02I tried to get you to come to the show.
05:03But you texted me.
05:04I know your friends wanted to come.
05:06Who was going to come?
05:06The girl that I'm dating with.
05:09Oh, I could have met Mrs. Ron?
05:11Oh, damn.
05:13I wanted to see a nice BBL, you know?
05:16My girlfriend, Kirsten, we've been dating for over a year and a half.
05:19Hey, baby.
05:20Hey, baby.
05:21Hi.
05:22And things are getting pretty serious.
05:24So nice out.
05:25It's, like, beautiful.
05:26It's like, oh, my God.
05:28We met on Instagram, and then we built a friendship.
05:32I feel like I'm, like, on an island, like, right now.
05:34And then it turned into something.
05:35What time did your girl get here?
05:37Yeah.
05:37No, I'm not.
05:38Come on, bro.
05:39I'm definitely moving way slower with this relationship.
05:42I haven't told anybody yet.
05:44It's good.
05:45It should be at your own pace, you know?
05:46Yeah.
05:46There's a lot of shit you went through the last few years.
05:49I get it, you know?
05:50I realized that I can't rush into something because of my daughter.
05:53And it's like, I'm not bringing somebody just into my life.
05:58It's her life, too.
05:59I want you to meet everybody.
06:00They're all fun, and you're probably going to get haze, of course.
06:03It's like throwing you into, like, the wolf's den.
06:07Is she nice?
06:08Yeah, she's from Germany.
06:10From Germany?
06:10Yeah, she was born in Germany.
06:12Holy shit.
06:13When she was, like, 15, 16.
06:14Is she German?
06:15Yeah.
06:15I think that that's very nice.
06:17I can't wait to meet her.
06:20Wow.
06:21Ron has a German girlfriend.
06:23I'm just picturing this, like,
06:24Instagram model with a German accent.
06:26Subscribe to my OnlyFans.
06:28Do it now.
06:29She can be your plus one at Sam's wedding.
06:33Here we are.
06:34Ooh, are we rich?
06:35This looks like a bougie hotel.
06:37Oh, thank you.
06:38Hi.
06:38Wicked nice.
06:40Boston, we are in the building.
06:42Oh, hi.
06:43What's up, fam?
06:44What's up, family?
06:45Hi.
06:45All right, we're in Boston.
06:47We're in Boston.
06:47Yeah, it's going to be wicked awesome.
06:49Ronnie, you came from Miami?
06:50Miami, yeah.
06:51Ronnie's a German girlfriend.
06:53Oh, my God.
06:54You got a German girlfriend?
06:55Mike Venn, just can't keep anything a secret.
06:58Like, what are you, Mike now?
06:59Wait, wait, so this is a long-distance relationship
07:02from Germany?
07:03No, she's from Florida.
07:05Oh, shit.
07:06Ronnie got secrets.
07:08How many months you been with her?
07:10It's been a while, like, almost a year.
07:11Really?
07:12Oh, my God.
07:13Wait.
07:13So I'm not shocked that Ronnie has a girlfriend.
07:16That boy is never single.
07:18But I am kind of excited that this is the first time Ronnie's
07:22talking about his girlfriend.
07:24That means it's, like, getting serious with it.
07:26Well, Samantha's not coming.
07:28She wasn't comfortable traveling, so.
07:30Yeah, we figured that out.
07:31She said she's, like, definitely having FOMO, but.
07:33I'm loving Boston.
07:35Yeah.
07:35What's your favorite Boston movie?
07:37Uh, I like the town.
07:38I like The Departed.
07:40The Departed.
07:40The Departed, yes.
07:42Oh, The Departed was, that was a legendary movie.
07:45I'm the guy that does my job.
07:47You're the other guy.
07:48That's what you say to Angelina all the time.
07:50I can't do this.
07:51I do my job.
07:52I'm the guy that does this job.
07:54You're the guy that doesn't.
07:55That's bullshit.
07:56By the way.
07:57Speaking of, why is Angelina not here?
08:00Has anybody spoken to Angelina?
08:02No, I did text her.
08:03She was pregnant, but she didn't answer.
08:05Oh.
08:05Oh, shit.
08:07Well, it's all over.
08:08So there was a picture circulating of Ange that looked pregnant.
08:12It was everywhere.
08:14No, I just think she's pregnant.
08:15Oh, she's pregnant.
08:15She's pregnant?
08:16I didn't show.
08:18Are you serious?
08:19Yeah.
08:19Like, holy shit.
08:20She did say that she was actively trying to get pregnant, though.
08:23I'm just getting dick.
08:24Wow.
08:25Oh, shit.
08:26From who?
08:26Wow.
08:27A lot of dick.
08:28Oh, wow.
08:29Shots have been fired.
08:30Literally.
08:31Literally.
08:31She has to be pregnant.
08:32So there is a world where she could be right now.
08:36But, you know, if she is and she's happy, I'm super happy for her.
08:40So wait a second.
08:41You texted Ange and she didn't respond.
08:44She has a response.
08:44So I think it's safe to say that no response is...
08:47It's a silent yes.
08:49...is a response.
08:50You know there's a rumor running around.
08:54New kids on the block.
08:56A new sheriff's in town.
08:57Oh, I'm becoming the queen of a new hive.
09:00Topping the charts and you know why.
09:02I'm taking the crown I deserve.
09:03Happiness you have.
09:06Hi.
09:07Hi.
09:08How are you?
09:08Good.
09:09How are you?
09:10Angelina has been radio science for a while now.
09:12So I'm like, let me check in and just see if she's okay.
09:15Congratulations.
09:16On your new home.
09:17Do you love it?
09:17I do.
09:18It's been a lot, though.
09:19Oh, I'm sure.
09:20Show me around.
09:21Look at the backyard, though.
09:22Oh, my God.
09:23Wow.
09:24This is beautiful.
09:25Right?
09:26I want to have like a party back here with everybody.
09:28This is literally like you're in a resort.
09:30This is a very beautiful home.
09:32New beginnings.
09:33I mean, yeah.
09:34I think Angelina getting a new house is a good move just to get out of her old ways
09:39in that house of like negativity.
09:41I think this is a good move for her.
09:42How are you feeling?
09:43Good?
09:44Pregnant, but good.
09:45How are you doing though?
09:46I'm okay.
09:46Yeah?
09:47Like it's just me doing this is overwhelming like by myself.
09:50I feel like you're secluding yourself a little bit.
09:52You okay?
09:52I'm okay.
09:53Okay.
09:53I'm trying to just navigate all this.
09:55This is a lot.
09:56It's just a lot of things going on.
09:57I'm moving.
09:58Pregnancy's on my mind.
09:59You've been a ghost.
10:00You think I've been like a ghost?
10:02Ange, I've been texting.
10:03You don't even answer me back.
10:05Plus lately I've been feeling a little weird like very tired.
10:08But maybe that's a normal feeling when you're carrying a child.
10:11I don't know.
10:12You want to mend things in your life.
10:15You want to fix your relationships with people.
10:17You don't want the negative hole to keep spiraling downward.
10:20Don't don't.
10:21You have become a bougie little shit.
10:24We've been together seven minutes.
10:26No balls in the face.
10:27Okay.
10:27Just a sausage.
10:28This videos are going to be blackmail for the rest of their lives.
10:31You're at the iconic Cheers Bar.
10:37Bitch, where have you been?
10:38Why aren't you here in Boston?
10:40I don't know if it's morning sickness or what.
10:42Is everything okay?
10:43No, not at all.
10:48Now take me to the airport.
10:50What are you going to do in Boston?
10:51Have a show later in the week and going to meet the crew.
10:54Go to Fenway.
10:55Go to show them everything.
10:56Basically show them my home.
10:58Oh, nice.
10:58Mm-hmm.
10:59Oh, no.
11:00What?
11:01What?
11:01My flight's delayed.
11:03What?
11:04Oh, great.
11:05Damn it.
11:06Are you serious?
11:07Now I'm going to miss Fenway.
11:08Aw, man.
11:09Come on.
11:17I know you're upset about what happened at the movie set.
11:21But who would ask somebody, like, if they're pregnant or not?
11:24Wait, Andrew, you're pregnant?
11:25You guys don't know.
11:27Is that why you didn't go to Boston?
11:29Yeah.
11:29That's fucking absurd to me that, like, anyone would ever bring that up.
11:34Because it's like, girl, they're just asking because you've basically been implying that you
11:38could be pregnant multiple times.
11:40I mean, am I fucking other people?
11:42Yeah.
11:42Ah!
11:43Here's the other kicker.
11:44My butt sperm.
11:46So I have a sperm sitting in a nitro tank.
11:49Oh, my God.
11:49I have my pickings.
11:51Well, it was spotting.
11:52So I'm going to take a pregnancy test.
11:54I'm like, oh, my God, stop.
11:55I don't know.
11:56I mean, come on now.
11:57To me, I'm like, this is an amazing thing in your life.
12:00You wanted it.
12:00It's all good.
12:02It's all positive vibes, no matter how it happened.
12:05Why not tell people?
12:07Is there anything going on that you're like, I just am, I'm not.
12:10There's a lot of stuff going on, you know?
12:12And I just don't want to talk about it right now.
12:13I really don't want to talk about any of that right now.
12:16Stay tuned, watch.
12:18Stay tuned, stay tuned, stay tuned, watch.
12:29Uh, Ronnie, you see, uh, you see your boy on social media, man, uh, throwing up 315,
12:34kid, for like six?
12:35Yeah, I know, I see you.
12:36Boy, kid.
12:36Mike can't go anywhere without talking about how he's benching 315.
12:41Let's all watch the 18th video of him doing the bench press.
12:44We got it the first time, okay?
12:45We don't need a weekly post of you doing six reps at 315.
12:49My morning routine is legendary.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Pauly just texted.
12:54My flight is delayed.
12:55Head to Fenway without me.
12:57Yup.
12:57You sound like a child.
12:59Learning to read.
13:00Wow.
13:02Shut up, Hick.
13:04It's fun making fun of Dina.
13:06I love getting under her skin.
13:08He's like, let's go get some corn dogs at Fenway.
13:10You have become a bougie little shit.
13:13Oh.
13:14That's a little bit of a leap, sweetie.
13:16Don't call me sweetie.
13:18Don't call me sweetie.
13:20It's Miami, sweetie.
13:21No, I think, don't call me sweetie.
13:23Uh, okay, sweetie.
13:25Oh my god.
13:26Calm down, penis head.
13:28We've been together seven minutes.
13:30Anyway, let's go to Fenway Park.
13:31I hope they have fried pickles there.
13:33Are we going the right way?
13:35This is going up, no?
13:36523.
13:37It's going down on the right side, though.
13:39That's what she said.
13:40Oh, there it is.
13:42The situation's real.
13:43Look, we're neighbors in the hotel, too.
13:45Oh my god.
13:46See, we share a room, kind of.
13:47Oh, cute.
13:49They gave us a little cookie.
13:52I hope I brought enough books.
13:56Michael?
13:56What's happening?
13:58Hey.
13:58Come on in.
13:59I just wanted to see if you brought the eggs
14:02that I asked you to bring.
14:03Yes, yes, I did.
14:04Okay, perfect.
14:05I have a dozen right here.
14:07From Situation Farms.
14:09I'm getting eggs for Mike because I have a game
14:12that I want to do with the roomies.
14:14What did you need them for?
14:15Um, you guys talk about being healthy all the time,
14:18and I just want to make sure I have a good egg while I'm here.
14:20I'm not going to tell Mike because I don't want him telling the boys
14:23and then the boys be like, I'm not doing it.
14:26So they'll find out sooner or later.
14:29All right, I will see you in a little bit.
14:30Thank you for the eggs.
14:32Okay, we got the five hardcovers.
14:35Oh my god, my flask.
14:38Daner!
14:39Yeah?
14:39I feel like since we're going to probably be doing a lot of sightseeing,
14:42like going around the town,
14:43I want to make sure me and my meatball have our drinks.
14:46Hi!
14:47Look what I brought.
14:49So yes, these look like hairbrushes.
14:51Okay.
14:53But they're not.
14:54What are they?
14:56Flask!
14:56Stop it.
14:57This is what I usually use at cheer comps,
14:59and I always hide our drinks,
15:00because you're not supposed to like carry drinks everywhere,
15:03because it's a cheer competition.
15:05So we're like pretending to brush our hair.
15:07Yeah.
15:08I mean, if I'm going to drink wine,
15:09I might as well have some nice hair while doing it.
15:11Do you want me to fill it up to the top?
15:14No.
15:14Yes.
15:15All right, let's do it.
15:16We're going to Fenway Park.
15:18We're going to Fenway Park.
15:19Park.
15:19Dina's gonna get a corn dog.
15:22Oh, God.
15:23Mina's going to come for you.
15:24I can't wait.
15:25When she starts, when you do.
15:26I'm just like slowly, you know, poking the bear.
15:30He's hysterical.
15:31Go see a stand-up comedy, guys.
15:34It's breezy.
15:35I'm going to have to zip this bad boy up.
15:37You feel me?
15:37You're going to be freezing.
15:38You should have brought a jacket.
15:39Nah, I'm good.
15:40I bet you had to dress like a clown.
15:41I am the jacket.
15:43Who dressed you today?
15:47I can't.
15:48Don't worry, guys.
15:48We won't stand out at all.
15:50Oh, my freaking God.
15:52It's on Big Daddy's shoulders.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:55Good thing I brought the glasses.
16:01Why do you have 20 bucks?
16:03Well, listen, enough about me.
16:05Are you a street peddler?
16:06Enough about me.
16:07Big Daddy Sitch is bringing along his best-selling novel,
16:10and I'm giving the gift of the comeback to the Red Sox today.
16:14I'm giving the gift of...
16:17Chlamydia?
16:18Oh, look.
16:19We are here.
16:20Oh, there it is.
16:21The Red Sox.
16:22Oh, my gosh.
16:23Look, circus.
16:24Look, they're juggling.
16:26Woo!
16:26Look at those legs.
16:27Wow.
16:28All legs, baby.
16:29You guys here for the tour?
16:31Whoa!
16:31Yeah, it's really good.
16:33I feel like Fenway Park is definitely a staple in Boston,
16:35so the fact that we're, like, getting educated on it,
16:38and we have, like, our own tour guide, and it's private,
16:40I mean, this is pretty cool.
16:42Please follow me this way, all right?
16:43Wow, you guys have a whole performance.
16:45I never know when I'm going to run into a fan,
16:48and that's when, you know, I have these books handy.
16:50All right, here you go.
16:51We got a situation, Xavier.
16:53I appreciate that.
16:54You use that for, like, your firewood.
16:56Firewood?
16:58That bad boy's like five stars, man.
17:02I really wish I was in Boston,
17:08but, like, I have literal fears about traveling.
17:11It's a lot to think about when you're pregnant.
17:13Yeah, and Angelina, she didn't go either.
17:15She doesn't want to be around anyway,
17:16because she doesn't want to tell anybody.
17:18She's just stressing out, that's all.
17:19I know, but you're having a baby.
17:21You should be proud.
17:22It's a huge blessing to be a mom.
17:24I think Angelina's just too in her head.
17:26I think she's scared of everybody's reactions,
17:28scared of being pregnant in general.
17:30I just think there's a lot going on.
17:32I think once she comes out and tells everybody,
17:33she'll feel better anyways.
17:34Yeah, like, just come out and say it already.
17:37And then on the other hand, I'm like,
17:38it's nice to have somebody going through it with me.
17:40I'm not gonna lie.
17:41Like, maybe this is our chance to bond a little bit.
17:44You and Angelina, who would've thought two peas in a pod.
17:48Oh, yeah.
17:48Your kids could hang out together.
17:50I don't know about that.
17:51Like, your kid's gonna be cursing and doing bad things, I said.
17:54So are ours.
17:56I don't know if my kid's gonna be allowed to hang out with yours.
17:59Let's go.
17:59Thank you for showing us around.
18:01Oh, no problem.
18:02This is awesome.
18:03Over here, all the magazines do our highlights.
18:06Oh, wow.
18:06Wow.
18:07Wow, there's a lot of history throughout these walls.
18:09Fenway Park is so historic.
18:11So we'll go to a little museum inside of Fenway Park.
18:15It's like one of the oldest stadiums in the country.
18:18Oh, wow.
18:19Are we allowed to touch it?
18:20That's what she said.
18:21Oh, wow.
18:22My dad will love this.
18:23Yeah, this guy's from the Bronx.
18:24I mean, I'm a New York Yankee fan.
18:26I kind of feel like I'm betraying them a little bit.
18:29Let's get a World Series trophy photo.
18:31That looks awesome.
18:32Yes, thank you.
18:33This right here are the best seats in baseball, in my opinion.
18:36I recommend going to the first level.
18:38Best view from down there.
18:39Oh, I see my name.
18:41Oh, wow.
18:42Someone take a picture.
18:43Gee, wow.
18:44Get, oh my god, photo.
18:45I have to say Fenway Park went above and beyond.
18:47Wow, this is awesome.
18:49I want a video of mine.
18:51Just like, wow.
18:52I feel famous.
18:53That one says Jersey Shore Family Fenway Vacation.
18:55Oh, did I get that on there?
18:57So you know, I heard you like food.
18:59Yes.
19:00I got some tennies.
19:01You ready?
19:01Let's go.
19:02Let's go.
19:03Now you're speaking my language.
19:05You had me at hello, okay?
19:07Like I said, I called in a favor.
19:08I got some stuff for you guys over here.
19:10I was hoping that there was a tour of the concession stand.
19:14Oh wow, look at this.
19:15I feel like that's a rite of passage if you go to Fenway, that you got to try the foods.
19:18Let's see what we got here.
19:20All right, tennies and Fenway.
19:22Let's go.
19:22If I had to describe the tennies in one word.
19:25Oh wow, fire.
19:27Okay, the infamous Fenway Frank.
19:30Well, the Fenway Frank is on another level.
19:34Quality Frank.
19:36All right, we're going to wash it down with some popcorn.
19:39Some ketchup.
19:39I would like some Fenway Franks, but you don't need the buns.
19:42Just like a bun.
19:43So there's a TikTok challenge going around where basically you're throwing hot dogs at
19:48someone's face and they have to catch it in their mouth in slow motion.
19:51What you got, Vinny?
19:52Because I wonder if we could do this TikTok.
19:55Oh my God.
19:56I need to see this.
19:57You do it in slow motion.
19:58Oh wow.
20:00No, I'm not doing it.
20:01I'll do it if Mike does it.
20:02I'm in if I'm in.
20:04If you film, I'll throw the hot dogs.
20:06All right, fine.
20:06I mean, honestly, this is not even a viral TikTok challenge.
20:09Mom, Ron, you got this.
20:10I used to be a pitcher in softball.
20:12Oh, great.
20:14His videos are going to be blackmail for the rest of their life.
20:17Okay, here we go.
20:18Come on, Ron.
20:21Come on, Ron, you got this.
20:25All right, legs up.
20:30Come on, get another one.
20:37I'm not in a sport, so I really don't know what this has to do with a fucking baseball.
20:43Three strikes and you're out.
20:45Oh!
20:50Oh!
20:52Oh!
20:54Oh!
20:56Oh!
20:58Oh!
20:59Oh!
21:03Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
21:13We're in Boston.
21:14Hi, guys.
21:15Follow me down this way, please.
21:16Welcome to the warning track.
21:19Oh, how cool.
21:20We're in the historic Fenway Park.
21:22I'm definitely cheating on the Yankees.
21:24Being down on the field, seeing it from this perspective.
21:27It's beautiful.
21:28It's super dope.
21:30I need to take a video of this to show the boys.
21:32I threw out the first pitch at a Mets game recently, and that felt amazing.
21:36You're going to do great, honey.
21:38I just love sports.
21:40And, like, honestly, what a great first Boston adventure.
21:43Xavier, did you see my recent post about I'm in the 315 club?
21:47This is this week's numbers, man.
21:48Damn.
21:49So that's 315.
21:50Is Mike showing this guy his workout videos right now?
21:53Here we go again.
21:54And then that's number five.
21:55I took a second break.
21:57And that's number six.
21:58Mike has something in his head.
22:00He has to say it 8,000 times to everybody.
22:03All right, guys.
22:04This is where I entered into the 315 club right here.
22:07Oh, God, no one cares.
22:08Did you see my recent post about I'm in the 315 club?
22:11Yeah.
22:11Numerous.
22:12You see your boy on social media, man, throwing up 315, kid?
22:16Yeah.
22:17Michael.
22:18We're fucking in the middle of Fenway Park, you idiot.
22:20Michael, enjoy the moment.
22:21I don't think this guy gives a shit about Mike's 315 club.
22:25Boy, that shit's heavy, right?
22:26He just wants to get this tour over with.
22:28We're over here throwing hot dogs at each other.
22:31I think he wants to go home.
22:33All right, so we have a manual scoreboard here at Fenway Park.
22:36It's actually people inside of the scoreboard.
22:38Can you make the score say 315?
22:42Wow, this is cool.
22:43Welcome to Inside the Monster, you guys.
22:45All the players, first time coming to Fenway Park,
22:48they're actually coming here to sign on the wall.
22:50All these signatures are from current players, old players,
22:53the away teams, legends.
22:54Wow, this is cool.
22:55Piece of history, man.
22:56Very cool.
22:57Sharpie?
22:58We're all signing?
22:59Yeah.
22:59This is cool.
22:59We're allowed to sign?
23:00I feel like that's like Katy Perry going to space.
23:04Literally.
23:05That's really good.
23:06Could you make the score say Jersey Shore?
23:08Of course.
23:09J-E-R.
23:10Oh my gosh, this is so cool.
23:12Like, this will make such a good group photo.
23:14All right, we're starting Jersey right here.
23:16J.
23:17This might be that one.
23:19Good job.
23:20E.
23:21Yeah, we got it, sweetie.
23:23Shut up.
23:24J-E-R-E, right?
23:26Jersey.
23:27Listen, I've been drinking.
23:29When in Boston, when in Boston, right?
23:32When in Boston.
23:33Wait, stop.
23:34All of our hair's in it.
23:36So my brain isn't all there.
23:38It looks lopsided.
23:40That's what she said.
23:41All right, guys, get out of here and look at it.
23:45Oh, wow.
23:46That looks cool.
23:47Very nice.
23:47That was a lot of work.
23:48Good job, Vin.
23:48Let's take a photo, guys.
23:50I can't believe this guy benches more than Mike.
23:53That looks amazing, guys.
23:55All right, we're going to go to the visiting team dugout.
23:58There's all the weight team sitting.
24:00Is there a bar?
24:02So Aaron Judge, Derek Jeter,
24:04this is where they sat when they came to play against the Boston Red Sox.
24:07Wow.
24:08Very cool.
24:08Yeah, this is cool.
24:10Wait, Michael.
24:10What are you doing?
24:12I'm leaving signed books for the players.
24:14Oh, my God.
24:15They're going to love this.
24:16I said no one's going to pick up your books.
24:19What?
24:19No!
24:21We're going to leave little Easter eggs so that when they get it,
24:24they have the gift of the comeback.
24:26Boston, you're welcome.
24:27We're leaving.
24:28Let's go, Michael.
24:29All right, guys, this is the end of the tour.
24:30You're the greatest tour guide ever.
24:32Nice to meet you.
24:32Where should we go to keep these vibes going?
24:34I highly recommend Cheers.
24:37Cheers?
24:38Like the Cheers?
24:39Like the Cheers.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:41I grew up to Cheers because my dad is a super Cheers fan.
24:44So I am so excited to keep this, like, iconic Boston day going.
24:48Don't worry.
24:49I have the transportation covered.
24:50Just follow me.
24:51Okay, let's go.
24:53Oh, my God.
24:54I didn't like that face.
24:55All right, let's go.
24:56You Vinny?
24:57Hey.
24:57I'm Jennifer, Boston Jen.
24:59Nice to meet you.
25:00How are you?
25:01Are these your schmuck friends here?
25:02These are the schmucks.
25:03So looking up things to do in Boston, I come across the schmuck truck.
25:07A schmuck toy.
25:08Come on.
25:09Let's go.
25:10Wow, Boston schmuck toy.
25:11Get the schmuck on the schmuck and truck.
25:13She seems fun.
25:14A bunch of schmucks.
25:15Schmuck is kind of like an idiot.
25:17It's kind of like a chooch.
25:18Hey.
25:19This is adorable.
25:20This is cute.
25:21Mike blends in with the seats.
25:23If it's anything like I'm envisioning, we're going to fit right in.
25:26All right, let's go schmucks.
25:28Book it, Allie.
25:29Easy on the bumps.
25:30That's what they used to say to Mike.
25:32Oh!
25:39What's up, Boston?
25:41I am here.
25:42It means a lot to me to come back to Boston.
25:44I love Boston this time of year.
25:46Being from Rhode Island, we would always come to Boston to go out.
25:48I would DJ in Boston.
25:49It feels like home.
25:50Yeah, but let me see where these roommates are at.
25:55I don't need a hero, baby.
25:58Don't need to come and say, man, I'm just fine out here on my own.
26:05Bitch, where have you been?
26:06Are you okay?
26:07Why aren't you here in Boston?
26:09I need my dirty stay out.
26:11Call me back.
26:12I wish I could have been in Boston, but like, I just don't want to be questioned.
26:16And I don't really know if I'm ready to open up about this yet.
26:20I'm...
26:21It just happened.
26:22I'm not like so far along.
26:24Like, you don't tell people you're pregnant until you're over that hump.
26:27Come on, let's take a nap, okay?
26:29I don't feel that good.
26:30And being pregnant, it's hard as fuck.
26:32Being sick and everything.
26:34Oh, God.
26:35Overall, I feel like shit.
26:37I feel so bad.
26:37I can't get back to all these people, but I just don't feel good right now.
26:40I can't talk.
26:53So here we are in our lovely way to the Cheers box.
26:56I love it.
26:57That show is iconic.
26:59It's where everybody calls your name.
27:01Everybody knows your name.
27:03Or no, it's where everybody knows your name.
27:07Goodness gracious.
27:08All right, listen, everybody.
27:09You're at the iconic Cheers bar.
27:12This is where everybody knows your name, okay?
27:15So let's go to the Cheers bar.
27:20I love her so much.
27:22That is awesome.
27:23Yeah, take us everywhere.
27:25All right, downstairs schmucks, go eat.
27:27Thanks, schmuck.
27:28I'll be here.
27:29The fucking Cheers bar.
27:31Is this where everybody knows your name?
27:32Oh, it's very 90s.
27:34Oh, cheers.
27:35Are we sitting at the bar?
27:36Oh, my God.
27:37I love sitting at the bar.
27:39Oh, my God.
27:39This is so cool.
27:41It's like the set of Cheers.
27:44How cute is this?
27:45I love a bar.
27:46I feel like I'm at home here.
27:48Cheers.
27:48Cheers.
27:49Cheers and cheers.
27:52Paulie's FaceTiming me.
27:53Yo.
27:54I just got to Boston.
27:55Where you guys at?
27:56We're at the Cheers bar.
27:57Yo, stop here.
27:59Yeah, but where am I going to park the car?
28:00Uh, just park the car inside.
28:02All right, I'm on my way.
28:03All right, bye.
28:04Hey, guys.
28:04On the show, Cheers, when Norm would walk in,
28:08everybody would greet him and say, Norm.
28:11So when Paulie D walks in, we're going to yell, Paulie D.
28:14We're going to pretend like we are on the set of Cheers.
28:18All right, you guys ready?
28:19I'm ready.
28:20What's coming?
28:24Paulie D.
28:26Paulie D.
28:29I'm the both of you, the loud one.
28:31What's up, Kyle?
28:32What's up, Kyle?
28:33What are you guys doing in Boston?
28:34Hanging out.
28:35So how was Fenway?
28:37You would have loved it.
28:37Oh, nice.
28:38You know this is like my neck of the woods, right?
28:40The Cheers bar?
28:41Yeah.
28:42Isn't that weird because we're like a show within a show?
28:45It's like Black Mirror.
28:47It's crazy.
28:47Yeah.
28:48Yeah.
28:53Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
28:58Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot.
29:05Wouldn't you like to get away?
29:10Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came.
29:22You want to be where you can see, our troubles are all the same.
29:28You want to be where everybody knows your name.
29:33You want to go where people know, people are all the same.
29:38You want to go where everybody knows your name.
29:42You want to go where everybody knows your name.
29:47That was beautiful.
29:49Good job.
29:51A little more for safety.
29:53Wait.
29:54Here, take this.
29:55The roomies are all here now.
29:57I feel like it's the perfect time to kind of reveal my egg game that I want to do with
30:02the roomies.
30:03I asked Mike to bring some eggs to Boston.
30:07Those are farm fresh eggs.
30:08Yeah.
30:09Okay.
30:09Okay, the yolk is the yolkest, okay?
30:12I'm giving you guys a competition.
30:16Everybody is going to get an egg, and whoever doesn't crack the egg the longest wins.
30:21Can't we just go someplace and enjoy it?
30:23Why does it always got to be something?
30:24We have to take care of it for the next three days.
30:27Wow.
30:27I just thought it would be funny to see who could take care of their eggs the best.
30:31I ain't trying to hold no egg for the whole trip, right?
30:32I have $500 here.
30:35I am going to give an award.
30:36I have $500 for the winner.
30:39I feel like it'll give them a little more oomph to be involved.
30:42What if three of us don't crack the egg?
30:44And then we just got to split the $500.
30:45That's like $5.
30:46But I'm like, you know what?
30:47It doesn't matter.
30:48I'm going to win.
30:50Basically, they're your kid.
30:51I left my kids to be a degenerate.
30:54Give me my child.
30:55Now I got to be responsible for a goddamn egg.
30:57Does anybody else want an egg?
30:59You do?
30:59She wants an egg.
31:00Oh my god, Vinny wants an egg.
31:02Wow.
31:03Hey, it's not a stupid t-shirt.
31:04You can do whatever you want to make your egg last.
31:08They're not hard-boiled, so you have to be careful.
31:11Yes.
31:12Big Daddy Cinch is a chicken tender.
31:14I take care of eggs all day long.
31:18We've got a situation.
31:22This is liquid gold right here.
31:23This is going to be the easiest $500 that I've ever won.
31:26I'm putting rims on mine.
31:28Oh, shit.
31:28Also, if you want to make a face, I have little clothes and I have a hat.
31:32Oh, give me one of them mouths, man.
31:33Look at me.
31:34This is me in pictures.
31:35Yes, all the time.
31:36Oh, she's fabulous.
31:38Look at me, man.
31:39Ooh, nice.
31:40Look at my egg in the hat.
31:42Mine's got my mouth.
31:43Yes.
31:44All right, we have to name them.
31:46This is Ashley.
31:47I have Frankie.
31:49Oh, Vinny, yours looks like you.
31:51Yours got pink eye.
31:52Oh, this is Katie.
31:54She's at Coachella.
31:55Oh, nice.
31:56Um, this is Stefano.
31:58Stefano.
31:58He's a supercar enthusiast.
32:00Nice.
32:01Nice.
32:01Mine is named Sev.
32:02He likes sneakers.
32:04He's into fashion.
32:05And he doesn't like skinny women.
32:09We're not just making an egg.
32:11We're making a member of the family.
32:13This is Frankie.
32:14He doesn't like rude people.
32:18Like, they have a backstory.
32:20They have history.
32:22This is Esteban.
32:23Why is I so far apart?
32:25Esteban went to prison for, um, financial crimes.
32:29Esteban is a little cockeyed.
32:31It's really good at bocce ball and, uh, scrabble.
32:33And loves, uh, Spanish rice.
32:35This is Chelsea.
32:36She's my Long Island queen.
32:38She's living her best life.
32:40Wow, look at you guys.
32:42I'm so impressed.
32:43Everybody is so into it.
32:45I knew they would come around.
32:46I knew it.
32:48Whoa, I almost just dropped it.
32:50I can't believe no one cracked the egg yet.
32:52Yeah, we have to make bets.
32:53Who's gonna ruin their egg first?
32:55And who's gonna ruin their egg the last?
32:57The last is probably Dina.
33:00Yeah, Dina's gonna take it home.
33:01Listen, I'm a mom, so, like, I think I have this one in the bag.
33:05I'm gonna make Ashley look pretty.
33:08Oh!
33:09You!
33:10Ow.
33:11Oh, my God!
33:12Oh!
33:13Dina!
33:15Oh!
33:16Meatball down!
33:18Oh!
33:18You lost 500.
33:20This is your game.
33:21What just happened?
33:22She's fine.
33:23No, he cracked.
33:24That doesn't count.
33:25R.I.P. Ashley.
33:34Well, Ashley's dead.
33:36I don't know if it's morning sickness or what,
33:38but being that Sammy is the only one that knows my secret...
33:41Is everything okay?
33:42No, not at all.
33:44She's definitely the one I'm gonna lean on here.
33:45All right, I'll see you in a little.
33:46All right, I'll see you in a little. Bye.
33:55You lost 500.
33:57This is your game.
33:58What just happened?
33:59I'm just gonna make a new egg.
34:01No.
34:01No way!
34:02Why do you still have an egg?
34:03This is your game.
34:04It's gonna take a couple days for this L to sink in for Dina.
34:08She seems okay.
34:10Screw it.
34:10I make the rules.
34:12I made this competition.
34:13I'm making a second Ashley.
34:15I just want an egg.
34:16So what else is going on?
34:18Ronnie has a German girlfriend.
34:20Really?
34:20Yep.
34:21Good for you, man.
34:22Let's meet Ronnie's girlfriend.
34:24All right, Mic up.
34:25Here we go.
34:26Thank you, Vin.
34:27You want to show us a picture?
34:28You want to show her a picture?
34:29Oh my God.
34:30I've been begging to see Ron's girlfriend.
34:32You were supposed to show me a picture.
34:34I'm good, man.
34:35Can I see a picture?
34:37You said that last time.
34:38I know, show you later.
34:39Like, bitch, just show me your girlfriend.
34:41Like, what do you think I'm gonna do?
34:41Stalk her?
34:42Ooh, Ronnie's in a relationship.
34:44How long?
34:46I definitely want my girlfriend to meet all the roomies,
34:48but we both agreed that we would definitely take things slow.
34:52And I think by doing that,
34:53we built something that I never had with my significant other,
34:56which is a healthy relationship.
34:57So what else?
34:59Angelina's not here because she's pregnant.
35:01Yes?
35:01Yeah.
35:02Are you the father?
35:02That's what the word is.
35:03I know I heard that rumor.
35:04I didn't want to ask her though.
35:05Didn't show up.
35:06No call, no nothing.
35:07No call, no show.
35:08No one mentioned anything there.
35:10She must be pregnant.
35:11She must be.
35:12Well, damn.
35:13I don't know what's going on with Angelina,
35:15but if she's pregnant, who's the father?
35:17Ronnie is a German girlfriend.
35:20Angelina's pregnant.
35:21Oh my God.
35:22Bunch of wieners to the face.
35:24That's all that happened today.
35:25All right.
35:26So the usual Tuesday.
35:28Guys, don't worry.
35:29It'd be great.
35:30It's a career suicide.
35:31You'll love it.
35:33What a good time.
35:34Shall we?
35:35We're going.
35:35Oh, we're going?
35:36Let's go.
35:36All right, guys.
35:37Good night.
35:38Bye, thank you.
35:39Everybody make sure you have your egg.
35:41Mine's in my titties.
35:42Oh, I'm going through the back.
35:43That's what she said.
35:45Hey, Jen.
35:46Oh, it's my new bestie, Jen.
35:48I like the schmuck truck.
35:49See ya?
35:49I love it.
35:50Isn't it?
35:50I'm a fan.
35:51Mike, where's your egg?
35:53Oh, it's going to break in your pocket.
35:55Vinny, where's your egg?
35:56I got it right here.
35:57My eggs are on the inside.
35:59I never thought that I would ever be taking an egg home from the bar.
36:04That's a first for me.
36:06Ron, can you show me now?
36:08Why are you so secretive?
36:09Was she in the fucking CIA?
36:11I don't understand.
36:12They're not letting up about my girlfriend, so here, look.
36:15I want to see.
36:18Do we know she's faithful and a good girl?
36:21Yeah.
36:21How do you know?
36:22Because I've been talking to her for a year, and I've been making sure.
36:25Ronnie, let me see, brother.
36:26Oh, she's pretty.
36:27Oh, this is Ronnie's type.
36:29Yeah, she's your type.
36:30She's a good person.
36:31Good for you, man.
36:32She's good to me.
36:33She takes care of me.
36:34She's good with the baby?
36:36Yeah, she's really good with Ariana.
36:38I need to meet.
36:39Yeah, one day we will.
36:40I think that when they do meet her, they're going to love her.
36:42Let me see, let me see.
36:43Be careful.
36:44He's going to slide in the DM.
36:46I'm already subscribed, you idiot.
36:49I'm just taking it slow with her.
36:51Good for you, Ron.
36:52You're going to like her.
36:53Yeah.
36:53I'm happy for you.
36:54We just want you happy.
36:55Well, I am.
36:55I am.
36:56I'm just hoping it works out for Ron, because he does deserve like a good girl
36:59and like to be in love and just to have like a stable relationship.
37:02So I hope this one works out.
37:04Here we are.
37:06All right.
37:07Open the back, please.
37:09That's what she said.
37:10See you schmucks later.
37:11Hi, Jen.
37:12I'm sure we'll see you tomorrow.
37:13Thank you, you're schmuckin' schmuck.
37:13Jen, I'll text you tomorrow, okay?
37:15All right, Vinny.
37:16Don't go too far.
37:17I won't go too far.
37:19Woo!
37:19Welcome home, Pauly.
37:21Good night.
37:21Good night, Boston.
37:22Good night, Boston.
37:24What happens in Boston stays in Boston.
37:27Unless you're Mike with a hot dog.
37:29I can't.
37:29I'm putting my egg to bed.
37:31I got to put Seth to sleep.
37:33I know what you're choking.
37:34Good night, guys.
37:36Good night.
37:36Mike, don't snore.
37:38Oh, my God.
37:39I need to not drink anymore.
37:42I just hit myself in the head.
37:44All right, Ash.
37:46I'm gonna get you settled.
37:47We'll sleep right here.
37:49Nice and cozy.
37:50Ooh, yup.
37:52Lock it into place.
37:53You feel me?
37:53Trying to get that 500, man.
37:56Don't move.
37:57All right, my guy.
37:59It's kind of creepy if you look at me while I'm sleeping.
38:00So look over there.
38:02All right.
38:04All right, good night, Frankie.
38:07We're going to bed.
38:09Overall, first day in Boston.
38:11Frickin' loved it.
38:11So much fun.
38:12Now, I'm just glad that Katie is safe and sound in my room.
38:16Katie is fine.
38:17Katie, you are fine.
38:19I have three children.
38:20You're not going to die.
38:22Dina fucking killed her child right away.
38:25So, just saying.
38:27I'm hoping that my egg survives this Boston trip.
38:30But, you know, well, if it dies, it dies.
38:32Whatever.
38:33Good night.
38:34Te lave.
38:50I don't know what's going on with my body.
38:53It's like fucking not feeling good.
38:55I felt like utter shit last night and into the morning.
38:58I don't know if it's stress, but the pregnancy's on my mind.
39:01And this is making me nervous.
39:04Hey.
39:05Hey.
39:06How's it going?
39:09You know, feeling a little weird.
39:11Really?
39:11Is everything okay?
39:12No, not at all.
39:14I'm not actually far from you.
39:16I want to just ask you what you think, your opinion on stuff.
39:19Yeah, why don't you stop moving?
39:21Okay.
39:21All right, I'll see you in a little.
39:22All right, see you in a little.
39:23Bye.
39:24Bye.
39:24Bye-bye.
39:25I don't know if it's morning sickness or what,
39:27but being that Sammy is the only one that knows what I'm going through,
39:30she knows my secret, she's definitely the one I'm going to lean on here.
39:43Cheetah says this.
39:49Welcome to Tendertown.
39:51Oh, wow.
39:53I'm pretty sure I can make a horror movie out of this.
39:55We got the keys to the city, baby.
39:57Dean is like, when I want to be healthy, I eat one biscuit.
39:59Leave her alone.
40:00I'm not taking any more of this nonsense.
40:02You fucking little ass.
40:03Oh, you little ass.
40:05You think something's wrong?
40:07I don't know.
40:07Go to the ER.
40:37Go to the ER.
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