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05:05You guys are late for a scene study. all right go, i'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:12I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14Wh-what?
05:16See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your- your voice didn't do that,
05:20so...
05:21Okay. Could you, pretty please, with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34That was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so...
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:51Thank you, dude.
06:35Oh, shit.
07:10Hey.
07:11Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:23It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No.
07:32We're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How...
07:34How can...
07:35No.
07:36No, they can't.
07:37No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:40No.
07:41They're just gonna give me another work study job.
07:43I can barely do all my school work as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay.
07:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah.
07:54I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:57Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I...
08:03I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could...
08:13I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money, right?
08:16What...
08:17What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:23We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:38Moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:58Cause the competition, it's...
08:59It's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:26Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower or I'll come fix it.
09:47Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Cause I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have.
10:04Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:09Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:18Garrett!
10:20Hey.
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening's day tomorrow.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31Good experience.
10:33You mean?
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Yo, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50What's up, bro?
10:52I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
11:00It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You get to fix it.
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Walk into that one.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29We're gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31They look great.
11:33They'll be listening to.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:45This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09I'm so strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:18Ch不到.搖
12:40adjusts to life. Our enemies
12:46a nut. You'll
12:46be here. Oh,inal
12:47Let her guys play
12:47with us. Get this water.
12:47Is not sure...
12:48Are we your pop showcase tour de force?
12:50Are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know. I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Sadly, you never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:44And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow, including Justin probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties.
14:33But you love music.
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:40I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a Poland all-nighter.
14:43Look, I'm spending the night at Shawn's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
15:19All the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23Hey, somebody else.
15:24When we're here in the streets,
15:26I don't want to do anything with them the same.
15:29I don't want to do anything.
15:30I don't want to do anything.
15:32I don't want to do anything.
15:33I don't want to do anything.
15:34I don't want to do anything.
15:34They don't know, but we will.
15:35I change my hair.
15:37You change your clothes.
15:38My G tattoos, they feel like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body of somebody with a body of somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body of somebody with a body want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body of somebody with a body of somebody to me.
16:06Not just a body of somebody with a body want your body on me.
16:12It's the one I can't.
16:14It might take you by surprise.
16:16My box is short, so I could drive in.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes.
16:22My cheap tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care.
16:28Saving you on your fingers through my hair.
16:31People talk, I know they do, let's let them talk about me.
16:37Oh, no, no, no, no.
16:39Not a body, not a body.
16:42You're somebody to me.
16:44You're somebody, you're somebody, you're somebody.
16:48You're somebody, you're somebody.
16:51Oh!
16:53Oh!
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment, I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay?
18:13I...
18:14I wanna be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19I...
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just wanna be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you've got a lady and you want her gone,
19:34but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She keeps me, you're not, you're not any day.
19:41I want the dry and nuts.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're back, old man.
19:50Come on.
19:51Hey!
19:52Dirty Deeds!
19:54Dirty Deeds!
19:57Dirty Deeds!
19:59Dirty Deeds!
20:01Dirty Deeds!
20:02Dirty Deeds!
20:03Dirty Deeds!
20:05Dirty Deeds!
20:07Dirty Deeds!
20:08Dirty Deeds!
20:10Dirty Deeds!
20:10Dirty Deeds!
20:11Dirty Deeds!
20:15Dirty Deeds!
20:16Dirty Deeds!
20:16Dirty Deeds!
20:17Dirty Deeds!
20:19Come on.
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39House says...
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54He'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00Ernie, he gets a half hour. If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Are you stuck?
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:14Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend who wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris Trophy or two, spend more time
21:50on your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
23:02Eh?
23:04You're in here?
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room off while I shall sleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How is it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's, like halfway done, right?
23:16No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:45These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song
23:55and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love,
24:03I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song
24:05about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20I've just been staring at this blank page all night
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:40Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:47Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:57you weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:29There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32All the time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know.
25:37I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41Off the game.
25:50Hi.
25:51Uh, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:57Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Y-yeah.
26:02No, I-I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:06Um, your-your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not, like, a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I-I-I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Oh, say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Um, Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment
26:31with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously, I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush. Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:41So, thank you.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Did anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it, like, a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:10That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on.
27:31I'll pay you anything.
27:32You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be alright.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Bah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No, thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:55Boy.
30:05Boy.
30:05Boy.
30:05Boy.
30:07Boy.
30:09Boy.
30:10Boy.
30:11Boy.
30:12Boy.
30:12Boy.
30:12Boy.
30:13Boy.
30:13Boy.
30:14Boy.
30:14Boy.
30:16Boy.
30:16Boy.
30:17Boy.
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:40I just want you to know.
30:41I'm just kidding.
30:43He's going to be talking to you now.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03Lean on, G.
31:07Hey, come on, bro. Get your head in it.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derek Graham turns out to be.
31:57He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever. Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:45Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:47We'll be the same.
33:11Let's go.
33:12Let's go.
33:13Let's go.
33:16Let's go.
33:17Over.
34:07I was justified when I was five Raising cane, that's been your eye Times have changed
34:17And now the boogie is fast But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:22Eating it on a Friday night, that's all right I even like steak on a setting night
34:37I've been to the best, there's so much abuse I could hide the evening sipping pots of glue
34:48I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you It's the way that I do, it's the thing
35:01that I do
35:09I'm entertained by picking brains I sell my soul by dropping names
35:17I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back Stone cold sober, as an elephant
35:39I can binge, I can binge, you're the best I do, it's the way that I'm right
35:46Here we go!
35:47Hit you up!
35:50Touchdown!
35:55Yes!
36:06Welcome back!
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there.
36:16Stop, close, sober, have a matter of fact.
36:20I can binge, I can binge, cause we're better than you.
36:23It's the way that I move, the things that I do!
36:29Hey, hey, hey!
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch, the bitch is bad!
36:39Ooh, hey!
36:42Bitch, bitch, the bitch is bad!
36:47Ooh, bitch, bitch, the bitch is bad!
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo.
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat.
37:01Cucum.
37:02Cucum.
37:04Cucum.
37:05Cucum.
37:06Don't try so hard.
37:10Cucum.
37:12Cucum.
37:13Close your eyes.
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe.
37:37Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever.
37:39Hi.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out.
37:41It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night, distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter.
37:51She's coming.
37:55I don't...
37:56What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole.
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit.
38:10You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine, okay.
38:21I'll do your makeup, too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:45Oh!
38:46Oh!
38:47Oh!
38:48Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right...
38:55I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I...
39:02I talked to him earlier.
39:03He was not good.
39:04No, no.
39:05Just stop...
39:05Stop regret thinking this.
39:07Hell, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to her.
39:10I mean, I can give us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage!
39:13Hey!
39:13Move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school?
39:16I thought we could.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole!
39:23Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance for it?
39:27Oh, yeah, we can!
39:28What do you mean?
39:28Let me give you this.
39:41Wow, he says, he's a nice face.
39:42Thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15Come on, bro, I'm watching you spill it.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh, faint.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me, here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Whereby are you?
40:38That's her, baby.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:40Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:43Cheers.
41:04Here we go.
41:05I don't want to live about you.
41:09Oh.
41:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
41:13I don't wanna live by the
41:16Take a single listen!
41:20Yes! Yes!
41:23Fucking yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
41:58Hey, what?
42:01It's just a poem.
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Don't worry.
42:22We'll be watching.
42:23Perfect.
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got to go.
42:30You got to go.
42:32Let's do it.
42:50Yeah! One, two, three, four, five!
42:54Yeah. You-you okay?
42:58Uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:07i think we got off on the wrong foot earlier i'm a musician too writer not performer
43:13it's sick yeah what kind of stuff do you have uh classical mostly yeah classical
43:21yeah but i'm trying out other styles too like pop folk r&b uh rock electronic uh
43:30but mostly pop though and wellesie classical
43:35garrett babe i am always telling you to wear your jacket you never do
43:40oh no no no no no no what hey i'm uh i know you are man yeah you an island
43:49at eastwood today
43:50yeah thanks man no worries you're a hockey fan uh yeah my uh my dad played you know nothing like
43:57phil graham but uh yeah we'd watch together
44:03you're you're hannah right yeah hannah wells
44:10right now it's nice to meet you officially oh okay see you around sweet yeah
44:25who the hell was that and how do you suddenly know my name don't worry about it and you're
44:30welcome for now jacob knows who you are justin whatever look guys like that only want what
44:38someone else has especially when that someone is a briar you athlete you really have a healthy
44:44opinion of yourself don't you i actually thought that was pretty modest i could have said starting
44:48center team captain highest scorer for two seasons straight
44:54it worked it worked didn't it
45:08why do you care i haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14you're a music major right i saw your instagram you uh you sort of disappear when you play
45:27i don't mean that in a bad way i mean uh you love it i can tell don't you love
45:35hockey like that
45:38i don't know it's just something i've always done to impress my dad
45:49and does it nothing impresses him not really
45:57what about your mom
46:01she um uh uh she died a while back can't say
46:12oh look
46:17i don't believe in favors or shortcuts i don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the
46:23great grade i want to earn it and i'm pretty sure you're the only one who can help me do
46:29that
46:31so what i help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get justin's attention
46:39something like that
46:42i'd still have to pay me obviously
46:56i don't forget i'm not your girl graham
47:01this is my dance space this is your dance space i don't go into yours you don't come into mine
47:06you've seen dirty dancing that's my mom's favorite movie
47:12still a dated reference though
47:16hey this is why this is perfect you're not interested in me and i'm not interested in a relationship
47:21so this arrangement is mutually beneficial purely transactional
47:29so
47:37deal
47:55for this plan to work we have to sell it
47:59we're going to be fake dating there needs to be real kissing
48:02whoa easy i just met you what are we going to do hold hands you seriously think that's going
48:07to get justin's attention is he looking no
48:15he's looking now
48:20this won't make your friendship weird at all we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up you
48:24can't blush whenever i come near you get over yourself i don't blush oh yeah
48:32see nothing not bad
48:38it's me and you in the bruise that's the dream right
48:41garrett graham doesn't do girlfriends what's really going on
48:45oh my god justin's here be cool you're with me
48:50he is not just some random guy i want to hook up with he is a talented musician who i
48:54respect
48:56why don't you tell me what you think the song is about like being in love with someone who doesn't
48:59see you
49:02she's not my girlfriend but you clearly want her to be
49:10you're not taking us this seriously watch the player from the park what the hell does that mean it means
49:17trust me
49:19you
49:25if i looked all over the world and there's every type of girl
49:32once you're empty i seem to pass me by i'm dancing with myself
49:38so let's sink another drink
49:41it'll give me time to fake
49:44if i had the chance i asked the world to dance
49:48i am dancing with myself
49:50oh
49:50oh
49:51dancing with myself
49:54dancing with myself
49:57but there's nothing i'm losing
49:58there's nothing to prove
50:00i am dancing with myself
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