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Head Witch in Charge
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00:00:25Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that?
00:00:30please oh please don't be such a child do you still have the wand of light
00:00:45see the all-powerful magic heirloom still safe and sound no you should be more careful
00:00:51the wand of light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires yeah and if it falls into
00:00:58the wrong hands it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world but a marriage to another
00:01:05noble witch family would only strengthen your power yeah less than evil Svensson right
00:01:12the Svensons are our worst enemies Leona do you know how much our family has suffered over the
00:01:18centuries because of them I know sorry you are the guardian of the wand of light Leona and you
00:01:27can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family come home
00:01:34with a husband next week or I will pick one for you what mom no please don't Leona Sherwood you
00:01:41are
00:01:42getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not mom understand
00:01:49don't worry mom I'm the responsible daughter remember
00:02:01okay Leona Sherwood this is your last weekend of freedom
00:02:09for two more nights
00:02:10you guys fuck my responsibility I'm gonna have some fun
00:02:27thank you that would be 25 dollars
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house right right it's on the house
00:02:57there you are little Miss Sherwood
00:03:06where the hell are you I'm in Vegas like I said it would be old man
00:03:09hey don't you get smart with me you little
00:03:11shit remember your mission seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious
00:03:18family will be there to pay off our debts you mean your debts
00:03:22quiet it's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir you are an embarrassment to the
00:03:28Spence in name now if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you I am going to sell
00:03:34your
00:03:35little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife
00:03:39dad secret is just a kid when I want your opinion I will ask for it until then you shut
00:03:45up and do
00:03:46as I say do you understand yeah I understand good and you keep practicing you sound god-awful
00:03:57it's the heartless fucking bastard
00:04:13it's two of us
00:04:15you're saying you don't remember me
00:04:17who remembers shipping in his dumb teens anyways
00:04:20no way
00:04:21totally
00:04:22I love that show
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2am
00:04:26this is one of my favorites
00:04:27it definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves
00:04:29but I think it's one of the best ones
00:04:31really
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy
00:04:38looks can be deceiving
00:04:44the wand of light
00:04:46so it does exist
00:04:48maybe I'm just jaded
00:04:50it's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life
00:04:53why not we're witches monsters and magic exist in our world
00:04:58why can't true love
00:05:01I am lily by the way
00:05:04lily collins
00:05:08eric phillips
00:05:09nice to meet you lily collins
00:05:12damn he's hot
00:05:13and I'm in vegas
00:05:15I deserve a little fun
00:05:16well eric phillips
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight
00:05:21maybe I'll see you there
00:05:22maybe
00:05:26I'll be in the poker room tonight
00:05:42okay Svinson
00:05:44don't fuck this up
00:05:45don't fuck this up
00:05:59Eric motherfucking Svinson
00:06:01excuse me
00:06:01you ghost me for three months after sleeping with me
00:06:04and you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else
00:06:09don't gaslight me Svinson
00:06:11I know exactly who you are
00:06:26you know who she is
00:06:28I think she's got me confused with someone else
00:06:35thank you
00:06:43you nervous
00:06:44not at all
00:06:47you can always fold you know
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed
00:06:53not a chance
00:06:55I'm here to win
00:06:57you sure
00:06:58seems like your focus is somewhere else
00:07:01oh
00:07:02I am
00:07:04very focused
00:07:07are you guys done making good eyes at each other or what
00:07:12you're full of
00:07:13you're full of shit Phillips
00:07:13I call
00:07:15yeah there is no way that you have this
00:07:18but don't worry
00:07:20I'll let you go another round
00:07:22once I beat you
00:07:23actually
00:07:24I think I'm about to hit the jackpot
00:07:29Eric
00:07:50I've wanted to do that
00:07:51since I saw you by the pool in your bikini
00:07:53Eric
00:07:54everyone can see
00:07:56do you want me to stop
00:08:12let's see
00:08:13let him watch
00:08:16give him a show
00:08:28wait please don't stop
00:08:31use your words
00:08:33tell me what you want
00:08:34I want your tongue inside me
00:08:37please
00:08:38that's a good girl
00:08:41oh
00:08:45Eric
00:08:49wait
00:08:49wait
00:08:50wait
00:08:50I think I'm gonna
00:08:53was that some kind of vision
00:08:58no
00:08:59that was from him
00:09:08lucky son of a
00:09:10bitch
00:09:10beginner lux
00:09:12let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:14no can do
00:09:16I have a date with a
00:09:18very pretty lady
00:09:24why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present
00:09:28Eric
00:09:29Phillips
00:09:31it is
00:09:31it is Vegas
00:09:33isn't that part of the fun
00:09:46what do I have the feeling that you're not going to do it again next time
00:09:47it wasn't very nice of you
00:09:49to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game
00:09:52hmm
00:09:53it's very distracting
00:09:57well you know it wasn't very nice of you
00:10:00to send me that little vision during our game
00:10:03I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:10:13Eric there are people
00:10:15and if you're quiet
00:10:17they won't see you
00:10:21I should stop
00:10:22this wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:10:24you knew you were right before
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am
00:10:28and who out there is exactly as they present
00:10:32but I am
00:10:33look I don't care who you are outside of this
00:10:36for once in my life I
00:10:39I just want to forget about everything
00:10:42just live in the moment
00:10:44and I think you
00:10:47can help me do that
00:10:55remove the camouflage
00:10:57I want you to see you
00:10:59the real you
00:11:02but then you'll know who I am
00:11:04I already know who you are
00:11:07the real you
00:11:09wants to let go
00:11:15no one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:18he really wants me
00:11:20the real me
00:11:21fuck
00:11:23you are gorgeous
00:11:27i want you eric
00:11:30i need you
00:11:35spread your legs for me
00:11:41keep your eyes open
00:11:44i want you to watch yourself
00:11:46come
00:11:47come all over my fingers
00:11:53keep your eyes open
00:11:59i thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:12:02they can if you stay quiet
00:12:04keep your eyes open
00:12:05or i'll stop
00:12:10that's a good girl
00:12:12that's a good girl
00:12:13went down in my head
00:12:18oh my god they hurt me
00:12:21i can't
00:12:23just relax
00:12:24i can't eric
00:12:41i can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:53i can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:57go
00:12:57fire
00:13:00one
00:13:01four
00:13:03two
00:13:07four
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand in front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock.
00:13:45If you decide that you want more.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:05So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:22Follow the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:26I do. I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:41So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:12No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:15I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:18Then we could take it slow?
00:15:19Oh, your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey.
00:15:52You're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:56Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So, are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:45Come on.
00:16:49Let's go.
00:16:55You're nervous?
00:16:58Just, never been married before.
00:17:07Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah, take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama, let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home, now.
00:17:19I can't, secret.
00:17:21Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:28You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now, but I promise when I come home, I'll have enough power to
00:17:36get rid of Dad forever, okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:18Right, only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:37We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:18:50Woo!
00:18:51Woo!
00:18:51Woo!
00:18:51Woo!
00:18:52Woo!
00:18:53Woo!
00:18:54Woo!
00:18:55Woo!
00:19:02Woo!
00:19:02Woo!
00:19:02Woo!
00:19:04Woo!
00:19:05Woo!
00:19:05Woo!
00:19:09Woo!
00:19:16this is it i have the wand of light the most powerful object in the world
00:19:22if i leave now i could use it to take control away from my father
00:19:27set secret and eye free
00:19:35but i already betrayed her once
00:19:40so
00:19:55so
00:19:56so
00:20:01so
00:20:06so
00:20:09so
00:20:11so
00:20:11so
00:20:50so
00:20:51did you marry the girl yet
00:20:56no it's complicated
00:21:00complicated
00:21:01or distracted
00:21:03you were sent there to marry the sherwood heir and bind her power to this family not to play house
00:21:09you're a svensson
00:21:11act like one
00:21:12eric is
00:21:13a svensson
00:21:15i married my family's worst enemy
00:21:18i don't need you to tell me what i am
00:21:20then stop hesitating
00:21:22if the rumors about the wand of light are true we might catch an even bigger prize
00:21:27so hurry up and marry the sherwood girl and then bring her to me
00:21:33you
00:21:41he's been lying this whole time
00:21:49i need to tell her the truth
00:21:53you
00:21:54you
00:21:55you
00:21:56didn't want me
00:21:57you just wanted the fucking wand didn't you
00:22:01i
00:22:01i didn't even know the wand existed until i met you
00:22:03you
00:22:03you still lied to me eric
00:22:04you knew i was a sherwood from the start
00:22:07that's why you gave me a fake fucking name right
00:22:09okay i i did but that was before we
00:22:11why before before you decided to mess with me
00:22:13get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever
00:22:16i'm not trying to ruin your family i'm trying to save mine
00:22:19oh i know all about you svensson's
00:22:22all you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want
00:22:27i should have caught it at the poker table but
00:22:29your little tricks won't work on me this time
00:22:32the hand fast mark
00:22:34it'll fade
00:22:35just like you just like whatever this was
00:22:37the hand fast wasn't a trick
00:22:39not that part
00:22:40not with you
00:22:43it doesn't matter eric
00:22:45you will never ever
00:22:47get the wand
00:22:49really what
00:22:51when this fades eric
00:22:53i will never have to see you again
00:23:08so
00:23:09that didn't happen
00:23:12my older sister effie told me that the mark would fade a week later
00:23:17then a month went by
00:23:19then
00:23:20well
00:23:25see this is where you don't fuck with old magic
00:23:27it's all fun and games
00:23:29so there's a full moon
00:23:30then it's the most powerful magic in the universe
00:23:37apparently getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable
00:23:44also apparently the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell
00:23:51i tried calling
00:23:53texting
00:23:55sending flying monkeys
00:23:57nothing
00:23:57not a single word
00:23:59from my beloved husband
00:24:02for half a year
00:24:12yes
00:24:13i still sleep with a wand under my pillow
00:24:15the emotional ass whooping i got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger
00:24:20was bad enough
00:24:22no one can ever find out that i almost lost the wand too
00:24:25i just need one night
00:24:27to sleep without
00:24:30thinking about him
00:24:54who are you
00:24:55what do you want with the wand of light
00:24:59nothing
00:24:59i'm just here to collect my payday from my client once i bring him that wand
00:25:05payday
00:25:06someone sent you
00:25:07who
00:25:07fred i can't break client confidentiality
00:25:10sorry sweetie
00:25:13well i'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight
00:25:29be wise not to fight back witch
00:25:31you're in over your head
00:25:34i'd rather die than let you take the wand
00:25:39suit yourself
00:25:51what the fuck
00:25:54what the fuck
00:26:09does she have the wand
00:26:11i got the wand
00:26:12i'll get the rest later
00:26:16no
00:26:20you are the reason i lost the wand
00:26:22who are you
00:26:29the hand fast mark
00:26:34hello wife
00:26:35miss me
00:26:39what are you doing here
00:26:41well
00:26:41well you know i thought i'd spice up our marriage
00:26:43do a little role playing
00:26:44but it looks like
00:26:45you're more into bondage
00:26:46i didn't know you were so kinky
00:26:48shut up
00:26:52you should be thanking me i did just save your house
00:26:55thanking you
00:26:56you're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone
00:26:59how did you even find me
00:27:01how did you even find me
00:27:02wait a minute
00:27:04you were trying to steal the wand too
00:27:06weren't you
00:27:07maybe
00:27:09god you
00:27:10slimy
00:27:11tote faced
00:27:12mother fucker
00:27:13okay first
00:27:14you tricked me into marrying you
00:27:15then you ghost me
00:27:16for six months
00:27:17and now you come in here
00:27:19like a god damn
00:27:20fucking
00:27:20cartoon burnler
00:27:21and try to take my wand
00:27:23look i was just
00:27:24gonna borrow it
00:27:25yeah for one of your
00:27:26dirty
00:27:27no good spending schemes
00:27:28i i just
00:27:30i need it
00:27:31okay it's
00:27:32it's the only way that we can be free
00:27:34no
00:27:35look
00:27:36my dad doesn't know about our marriage
00:27:38not yet
00:27:39but he knows about the wand
00:27:40if he gets a hold of it
00:27:41he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder
00:27:43whoever controls the wand
00:27:44has the power to take over the world
00:27:46or
00:27:46worse
00:27:47no
00:27:48worse than tricking me into marrying you
00:27:50i told you that that wasn't a trick
00:27:52it doesn't matter eric
00:27:54she has the wand
00:27:55that
00:27:55shadow thief or whatever
00:27:57and that's your fault
00:27:59i can get it back
00:28:02look i know i don't deserve it
00:28:03but just
00:28:04give me one more chance
00:28:06i can get the wand back
00:28:08take care of what i need to take care of
00:28:09and then i'll do the divorce spell
00:28:11please
00:28:12lili just
00:28:13give me one more chance
00:28:14please
00:28:15i can't trust him
00:28:17i shouldn't
00:28:19but my gut tells me
00:28:21this time
00:28:23it might be different
00:28:29no
00:28:31no
00:28:32no we're both gonna go get it
00:28:34it is my job as a sherwood heir
00:28:36to set things right
00:28:37so i don't let the wand fall into the wrong hands
00:28:40and you really think after vegas i would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:46the entire world
00:28:48fair
00:28:49uh
00:28:49whatever you want
00:28:50lili
00:28:52god i hate when you call me that
00:28:54all right
00:28:55all right i'll call you wife
00:28:57and you can call me whatever you want
00:28:59eric
00:29:00husband
00:29:01daddy
00:29:02shut up
00:29:03don't call me wife either
00:29:04after we get this wand we will do the divorce spell
00:29:07got it
00:29:07you're breaking my heart
00:29:09i mean
00:29:10you're
00:29:10the better half of my soul
00:29:12yeah
00:29:13you're not gonna sweet talk your way into my pants again eric
00:29:16we'll see
00:29:22now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell so we have to track its trail
00:29:27that's a ten mile radius we'll never find a wand inside that circle
00:29:30well with the tracking spell i get a location okay
00:29:34it doesn't last long though
00:29:36we'll have like three or four days
00:29:37well
00:29:38lucky for you
00:29:39i already packed your bags
00:29:42consider it our official honeymoon
00:29:48after this we're done
00:29:49you got it
00:29:50don't go back on your words vinson
00:29:52we will do the divorce spell
00:29:54cross my heart
00:29:56hope to die
00:30:15you imagicked a car here?
00:30:17this isn't just any car
00:30:25this is bessie
00:30:26you really expect us to track down the most powerful magical object in the world?
00:30:32in a car without a roof?
00:30:34i mean
00:30:35if you're not comfortable
00:30:40i could go by myself
00:30:42if you trust me not to run away
00:30:45hmm
00:30:46i wouldn't trust you with a half eaten newt muffin
00:30:49i was gonna throw in the trash
00:30:53then your chariot awaits
00:30:55wife
00:31:15well you've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word
00:31:30you're svensson
00:31:32you don't play house with sheriffs
00:31:33why are we turning?
00:31:35we don't have any time
00:31:36we have to find the wand eric
00:31:39that circle is getting further and further away
00:31:42plus it's getting dark
00:31:42we need to stay somewhere for the night
00:31:44why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:46because you haven't slept either
00:31:47plus
00:31:48no one can drive Bessie but me
00:31:51what is with guys and cars?
00:31:53jesus
00:31:53no
00:31:53i mean literally
00:31:55no one else can drive Bessie
00:31:56my great great grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions
00:32:00anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it
00:32:03the svensons like to hoard their treasures
00:32:06your family has issues
00:32:08finally
00:32:08something we can agree on
00:32:11was this your plan all along?
00:32:13make me feel bad for you because your family is evil
00:32:15so i get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:18not everyone in my family is evil
00:32:21yeah
00:32:22okay
00:32:35you cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have
00:32:39then you do not even want to imagine the hex i'm gonna put on you
00:32:48i promise
00:32:49no funny business
00:32:52peaky promise
00:33:13goodnight to you too
00:33:22goodnight to you too
00:33:28em
00:33:29in vegas
00:33:30you said you had a sister right?
00:33:34yeah
00:33:36Siegfried
00:33:38she didn't ask to be a Svensson
00:33:40she's different than us
00:33:43better
00:33:44not like you?
00:33:46No. Not like me. But you already know that.
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:22Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:35:26No peeking.
00:35:31Cross my heart.
00:35:33Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look.
00:36:19I'm so close.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:27Be a good girl.
00:36:29And come for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:41Oh, Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04While thinking about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:17What are you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:23You came so hard, you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you won't belong for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need to know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife after all.
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand fast married.
00:38:24Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family.
00:38:32But in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See, there you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Svensson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Svensson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:21You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine.
00:39:31Just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:38Who?
00:39:38Don't play done with me, boy.
00:39:40The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:12And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:24Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister!
00:40:31She'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes!
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:52Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:02You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop!
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40Eric, the wand!
00:41:53My magic!
00:41:55My magic!
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:01You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:10The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Eric, stop the car!
00:42:17I can't breathe!
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:35You're safe.
00:42:37I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand, and we do the divorce spell,
00:43:14and we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You wanna forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You wanna forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world
00:43:30who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait.
00:43:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:50This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Let's get the wand.
00:43:57That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:03We do the divorce spell.
00:44:06And we never see each other again.
00:44:34And we never see each other again.
00:44:39It smells like fresh baked pastries.
00:44:42Cinnamon.
00:44:44Old magic.
00:44:49I should have known.
00:44:51It's a Satyr's Inn.
00:44:53That spell.
00:44:55Noman and Habitus smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02You mean or cheese?
00:45:05Sayers are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, currency, or deepest desires.
00:45:15Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:29Eric, don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:41Eric, don't.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:50The spell.
00:45:52It doesn't create desire.
00:45:55It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:45:59What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:02It matters.
00:46:02It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:09And go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:15You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:24Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29No.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37You can hear the outside world, does it matter?
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:48I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Be able to share with.
00:46:58To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mind.
00:47:07You're with the ear.
00:47:09To the Sherwood family.
00:47:12Who are you?
00:47:14I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:20Tell me who you are.
00:47:23Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:31Tonight.
00:47:33Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:47:44Oh.
00:47:46Oh!
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05we can have tonight and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside sure i'll go
00:48:11back to
00:48:12being my bad self and you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch excuse me don't
00:48:18deny
00:48:19lily share what's been said i know what kind of dork naughty thoughts you have i don't
00:48:28it's okay to be bad you don't have to pretend
00:48:34i don't huh
00:48:39you know just because i have half my magic doesn't mean i can't play with you for tonight
00:48:56now you're gonna sit there like a good little
00:49:01witch
00:49:06and i'm gonna do whatever i want to you
00:49:19i don't remember packing that lingerie close your eyes
00:49:25eric you're so good for being such a bad boy i'm being properly motivated
00:49:36not to move
00:49:38see how long it takes you to break
00:49:41for you i could stay here forever
00:49:43pretty to think so
00:49:45why don't we test that little theory
00:49:47huh
00:49:48we're playing a dangerous game
00:49:51all you have to do
00:49:54is admit that i win
00:49:57i'll let you fuck me
00:49:59i'll even
00:50:01let you come wherever you want
00:50:06god
00:50:07you can come here
00:50:09or here
00:50:12i'll even
00:50:14let you come in here
00:50:16god
00:50:18come on
00:50:20come on
00:50:21i know you wanna
00:50:22just admit
00:50:24i'm right
00:50:27fine
00:50:29you win
00:50:30oh what was that
00:50:32you hurt me
00:50:42so what's my prize
00:50:44i could
00:50:49torture you
00:50:50like you did me
00:50:53but i want to be inside you
00:50:55i want to feel you squeeze me tight
00:50:59and take me to bed husband
00:51:04call me that again
00:51:08you want me to fuck you husband
00:51:10yeah
00:51:11fuck me
00:51:20tell me a story
00:51:24like the ones you did in vegas
00:51:27i've got a story about
00:51:29my pet goat gilmore
00:51:31and how he got stuck
00:51:33on a magic carpet
00:51:34or the story about
00:51:36how my sister tried to
00:51:37negotiate with a troll
00:51:39using only red eminence
00:51:42i already know about your family
00:51:47i want to know about you
00:51:50what's it like to be a svensson heir
00:51:52you want the insider info
00:51:56you tell me yours
00:51:57i'll tell you mine
00:51:58you're gonna tell me how
00:52:00wonderful it was
00:52:01growing up as a
00:52:02beloved
00:52:02and blessed sherwood
00:52:07is that what you think
00:52:08being a sherwood is like
00:52:11is that what you think
00:52:12being a sherwood is like
00:52:13all fun and rainbows
00:52:16yeah everybody loves your family
00:52:17that's not true
00:52:19eric
00:52:19there are so many people
00:52:21who would love it
00:52:22if we just disappeared
00:52:23my mother has been
00:52:24shouldering all that
00:52:25responsibility and pressure
00:52:27for decades
00:52:27and next year
00:52:29i will be the head witch
00:52:30in charge
00:52:32everyone's counting on me
00:52:33to do the right thing
00:52:33like eat your fruits and veggies
00:52:35like spending my whole childhood
00:52:37being told that the whole
00:52:38world depended on me
00:52:41like never bothering
00:52:43to have any hopes
00:52:44or dreams
00:52:45because my whole life
00:52:47was planned for me
00:52:47from the very start
00:52:48before i was even born
00:52:50i'm always doing the right
00:52:51thing for the family
00:52:52i was never allowed
00:52:53to even think
00:52:54of doing the wrong thing
00:52:56i couldn't be tired
00:52:57i couldn't be scared
00:52:59i couldn't be angry
00:53:00one mistake
00:53:01and my family
00:53:02loses everything
00:53:03that they've ever worked for
00:53:04if this whole world
00:53:05fades to black
00:53:06it's because
00:53:06i messed up
00:53:08it's because
00:53:08i didn't do a good job
00:53:13i don't think
00:53:14i've ever said that
00:53:15out loud before
00:53:16i'm glad you did
00:53:19your turn
00:53:22growing up
00:53:22of svincent was
00:53:24a little different
00:53:26the old man likes to say
00:53:27i was
00:53:29the first of his
00:53:30disappointments
00:53:31i guess it's good
00:53:33at least i was first
00:53:34in something
00:53:36i didn't care about
00:53:37disappointing him
00:53:38i just wanted to get
00:53:39away from him
00:53:41i had it all planned out
00:53:42when
00:53:43i turned 16
00:53:44i'd leave
00:53:45change my name
00:53:46and the svincent bloodline
00:53:47would die with me
00:53:48my mom died
00:53:49when secret was born
00:53:53my dad used
00:53:54her against me
00:53:56every day since
00:54:03i'm so sorry
00:54:04eric
00:54:04i
00:54:06you shouldn't have
00:54:07asked
00:54:09it's okay
00:54:10the svincent's have
00:54:11always lived in the
00:54:12sherwood shadows
00:54:14we are the shadows
00:54:18all you do is shine
00:54:30he always asked me
00:54:31what i want
00:54:34what do you
00:54:35want eric
00:54:39you'd hate me
00:54:39if i told you
00:54:41i mean
00:54:42more than you
00:54:43already do
00:54:46i don't hate you
00:54:49i never did
00:55:03i didn't
00:55:06i didn't
00:55:25Eric, something's wrong
00:55:27Dad's got visitors
00:55:28A bunch of old guys
00:55:30I don't know who they are
00:55:31He made me play piano for them
00:55:33Like some kind of dress-up doll
00:55:35It's like freaking me out
00:55:41Eric
00:55:43Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50For now
00:55:51All those weird old men lived last night
00:55:55And I hexed my door so no one could get in
00:55:58Don't let anyone in
00:55:59If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men
00:56:01I know
00:56:03I'll just do what he says
00:56:06I always do
00:56:08I'm so sick of this E
00:56:09What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never gonna let that happen, alright?
00:56:15Look
00:56:16I'm close to getting the wand of life
00:56:18The wand of light?
00:56:21Like
00:56:21The one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell Dad
00:56:25Secret
00:56:26When I get the wand
00:56:28Be ready for my call
00:56:30I have a plan
00:56:31I barely know basic spells
00:56:35I don't know if...
00:56:36I don't know if...
00:56:36You can
00:56:37I know you can
00:56:39When the time is right, you'll be ready
00:56:47All handed
00:57:07Filling up Bessie
00:57:08Meet me downstairs when you're ready
00:57:20Oh my god
00:57:22Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking
00:57:29Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who
00:57:32Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow
00:57:36Oh, yeah, well you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning
00:57:42Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places tied a body, by the way
00:57:52I'm fine, Effie
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson
00:57:55I'm not stupid
00:57:57And when we get the wand back
00:57:59You mean if you get the wand back?
00:58:01We will
00:58:03And when we do
00:58:04We'll do the divorce spell
00:58:06This mark will be gone
00:58:08I'll go home and
00:58:10Marry the best person who serves our family alliance
00:58:16It's not fair, you know
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that
00:58:21Because it's not like I can change it
00:58:23But it's not
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want
00:58:31And be a good heir
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life
00:58:39That's fine
00:58:40It's what it means to be a Sherwood
00:58:42But just remember
00:58:44Repeating it doesn't make it true
00:58:48All right
00:58:50Whatever you say, sis
00:58:51You know best
00:58:54I know
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon
00:59:08Last night was the last time
00:59:10After today, we're done
00:59:13If I say that enough times
00:59:15Maybe I'll finally believe it
00:59:26I'll tell you about my plan with the wand
00:59:30My family's magic is dying
00:59:32My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years
00:59:35But he holds most of the power
00:59:37And me and Sieg would just get the scraps
00:59:39That's how he controls us
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once
00:59:44If I could use the wand just once
00:59:44I could take his power away from the bread
00:59:47I'm not trying to ruin your family
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before
01:00:00I was going to tell you the truth
01:00:02And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand
01:00:05Just once
01:00:06And then I would do whatever you want
01:00:08Get a divorce
01:00:10Leave you alone forever
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning
01:00:17Maybe things could have been different
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay
01:00:23It's a nice idea
01:00:26But our families have been at war
01:00:27Since the beginning of time
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people
01:00:33We have different lives
01:00:35This is what it works
01:00:38Maybe we can
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric
01:00:43A witch can hope
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:09Wait, I'm driving
01:01:11Pull over
01:01:30You have got to be kidding me
01:01:39End of the line, witches
01:01:50No
01:02:00Eric
01:02:01Eric
01:02:01Eric
01:02:01No
01:02:01Eric
01:02:04Eric
01:02:14I can't do it!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You... you sent the Shadow Thief?
01:02:37Of course I sent her. Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough
01:03:03bargain.
01:03:05Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter. And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:38I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:48You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell home, man.
01:03:53Go to hell home, man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:07No!
01:04:08No!
01:04:08Her soul will be delicious.
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic, end him, finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife!
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:55Hey, I've got you.
01:04:57You didn't run.
01:04:59You're kidding?
01:05:00I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:05:07Eric!
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:12Eric!
01:05:13Oh my god.
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:05:17Oh my god.
01:05:20I can't save you.
01:05:21I don't have my powers.
01:05:23I need you to run.
01:05:26You could have saved yourself.
01:05:28I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:05:33I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:36You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:39Yeah, but I'm your idiot.
01:05:50You took a devil's spell.
01:05:53I had a promise.
01:05:55Now you're free.
01:05:58I don't want to be free.
01:06:02I don't want to be free.
01:06:05I want to be with you.
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe.
01:06:10Safe from my father.
01:06:12Safe from all of it.
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:20were the best three days of my life.
01:06:22All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you.
01:06:29I love you, too.
01:06:32I love you, I love you.
01:06:35Eric.
01:06:38No!
01:06:42I love you.
01:06:45I love you.
01:06:46I love you.
01:06:48I love you.
01:06:49I love you.
01:06:50I love you.
01:06:51I love you.
01:06:51I love you.
01:06:51I love you.
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power
01:07:03to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:07:11Please, please, please.
01:07:20Eric.
01:07:23Please.
01:07:25Please.
01:07:37you absolute moron
01:07:42you absolute moron
01:07:44be gentle
01:07:45I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:07:49you're alive
01:07:51that is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed
01:07:54you asshole
01:07:55I thought I was doing something noble
01:07:57something cool
01:07:59the wand gave you your power back
01:08:03my mom used to say that
01:08:04the wands user granted its deepest desire
01:08:07I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:08:11what did you want
01:08:13you
01:08:17don't scare me like that again
01:08:18okay
01:08:20you know
01:08:21I thought I heard something
01:08:24I was bleeding out
01:08:29maybe you could say it again
01:08:35maybe you could say it again
01:08:39I love you
01:08:40Eric's Vincent
01:08:43that's my girl
01:08:50let's go
01:09:03you ready for one last stop
01:09:05yeah
01:09:07yeah
01:09:25ah
01:09:27there you are
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon
01:09:32to get the job done
01:09:34now
01:09:35where is my wand
01:09:37wait
01:09:38you're supposed to be dead
01:09:40wow
01:09:41you weren't kidding
01:09:42he really is evil
01:09:44I put a barrier
01:09:46I put a barrier
01:09:47around this whole house
01:09:47it's impossible
01:09:48there's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:50there's always a loophole
01:09:51old man
01:09:55secret
01:09:56you ungrateful brat
01:09:58how dare you betray me like this
01:10:00really dad
01:10:01playing the family card
01:10:03after you almost sold me
01:10:04into child marriage
01:10:05you ungrateful little pests
01:10:14you're powerless now
01:10:16old man
01:10:16your magic's gone
01:10:17forever
01:10:31Eric
01:10:32Otis
01:10:33Svensson
01:10:34release me this instant
01:10:36that is an order
01:10:39you can handle it from here right
01:10:41his powers are gone
01:10:42it doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:46you ungrateful little brats
01:10:47both of you
01:10:48you'll pay for this
01:10:49you will both pay for this
01:10:55yeah yeah
01:10:55talk soon pups
01:10:57we're gonna hit the road
01:10:58I said get back here
01:10:59I said get back here
01:11:01get back here
01:11:02please don't do this
01:11:04you little
01:11:22so
01:11:23where to now
01:11:24should we
01:11:24go and
01:11:25drop off the wand of life
01:11:28yeah
01:11:29but there's something
01:11:30I want to do first
01:11:32that sounds ominous
01:11:35just so happens
01:11:36that there's another
01:11:37full moon tonight
01:11:39Leona Sherwood
01:11:41are you asking me
01:11:42to hand fast
01:11:43marry you
01:11:45yeah
01:11:47I think I am
01:11:48Eric Svensson
01:11:50well
01:11:50we better hurry
01:11:51if we're gonna take
01:11:52the wand of light home
01:11:53and make it back in time
01:11:54to the hunk-a-hunk-a
01:11:55wedding chapel of love
01:11:57I wonder if they have
01:11:58the same Elvis
01:11:58I sure hope so
01:12:01but if we're gonna get
01:12:02hand fast married again
01:12:03no more secrets this time
01:12:06so is there anything
01:12:07you want to come clean
01:12:08about now
01:12:09soon to be again
01:12:10husband
01:12:13there is
01:12:13one thing
01:12:16you might want to buckle up
01:12:18we're about to go
01:12:19super speed
01:12:21Bessie could have been
01:12:21going super speed
01:12:22this entire time
01:12:24you didn't tell me
01:12:25to make our trip
01:12:25last longer
01:12:26didn't you
01:12:27you know me so well
01:12:29soon to be again
01:12:30wife
01:12:33Leona Sherwood
01:12:34will you marry me
01:12:36and not because of
01:12:38some spell
01:12:38or because it's your duty
01:12:41but because you want to
01:12:46yes I will
01:12:56really
01:12:58hell yeah
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