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00:00:02you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:08happen to you it's show time
00:00:23ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed
00:00:28by the master of magic
00:00:31oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:37you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:43lovely assistant eric
00:00:55and now my next volunteer
00:00:59i don't care i said shorted
00:01:02what the hell
00:01:08how are they doing that and now for my final
00:01:12volunteer
00:01:16the most evil man in vegas
00:01:20you sure about this he's dangerous i'm a master of freaking magic
00:01:24ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegie
00:01:31and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now barry here is a billionaire casino
00:01:37owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:46are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:49you insult me in public you know who i am i can make you disappear okay well we won't test
00:01:57barry
00:02:00so we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:06what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:21now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way
00:02:26to arrest you
00:02:30now for my final trick
00:02:35now for my final trick
00:02:58what are you looking at me for get him
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00:03:54Eric, no!
00:03:57Relax, little brother.
00:03:59But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:02Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:04God!
00:04:06I need you to do something for me.
00:04:08What?
00:04:09I need you to find me.
00:04:11The girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:13She's working in magic.
00:04:17Help her.
00:04:19Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:23You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:25Just hang in there.
00:04:27You're going to be okay.
00:04:32Eric.
00:04:34Eric.
00:04:43My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:46If I can't protect my family,
00:04:50I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:53I'll find Bree and help her.
00:04:58But not as the master of magic.
00:05:12Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:20Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:22Show opens this weekend.
00:05:24Got to be prepared.
00:05:26I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:05:29If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:33Before it's destroyed.
00:05:35All right.
00:05:36All right.
00:05:36Well, see ya.
00:05:42A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bree, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:49All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:50There it is.
00:05:51There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:52Just going to follow the queen, okay?
00:05:53Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:05:56What do you say?
00:05:57Hmm?
00:05:57This one.
00:05:59That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:01But hey, what do I know?
00:06:02Look at that.
00:06:04Oh.
00:06:05You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but...
00:06:09You know, we still got to come with the payment.
00:06:10What do you say, huh?
00:06:14Um...
00:06:15I'm sorry.
00:06:16I was sure that I had cash on me.
00:06:22Looks like trouble.
00:06:24Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:25You want to play, you don't want to pay, right?
00:06:26I'll tell you what.
00:06:29I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:33Hey, give it back.
00:06:34Hey.
00:06:35That's important to me.
00:06:36Oh, is it?
00:06:37Really, yeah?
00:06:38Is it important enough to play again, hmm?
00:06:40Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:43What do you say, huh?
00:06:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:45Let's go.
00:06:45Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:47You're disgusting.
00:06:48I'm not doing that.
00:06:49You're not doing that.
00:06:50You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:55What do you say, baby?
00:06:56Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:00Take her.
00:07:04Ah, shit!
00:07:09Why don't you let me try?
00:07:12Here's the deal.
00:07:14I win, she gets her bracelet back.
00:07:17You win, you get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:23It's priceless.
00:07:25Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:27These guys are dangerous.
00:07:29I got this.
00:07:32This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:35You got it, hotshot.
00:07:37Let's play.
00:07:38You know the deal.
00:07:39Follow the queen, you get the win.
00:07:42You pick the ten of spades, well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:49You pick.
00:07:51You pick.
00:07:52Who's this guy?
00:07:53What a loser.
00:07:54Should have kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:07:58Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:00Absolutely.
00:08:02You got it.
00:08:20Damn, he got it.
00:08:21That's impossible.
00:08:24What the?
00:08:28Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:31This bracelet, it's mine.
00:08:33Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:40You dirty thief.
00:08:48Were you looking for this?
00:08:51What the?
00:08:52Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:08:55Hey, man, it's all good.
00:08:57I was just messing around.
00:09:06Three-card Monty.
00:09:08It's always a scam.
00:09:09I know.
00:09:10I know.
00:09:10I just...
00:09:12I thought I could crack it.
00:09:14But I was screwed.
00:09:16So you came along.
00:09:20This bracelet.
00:09:23Why is it so important to you?
00:09:25I was my childhood best friends.
00:09:28We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:31Well, he...
00:09:32He died.
00:09:34That's all I have left of him.
00:09:40Have a good night, great.
00:09:42Wait.
00:09:43You just saved me.
00:09:45You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:50Nice for dinner.
00:09:52That was amazing.
00:09:55Uh...
00:09:56I should probably get going.
00:09:57Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:02Uh...
00:10:02I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:05Bullshit.
00:10:06You have training.
00:10:07You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:11Just light a hand.
00:10:14What?
00:10:15You're green.
00:10:20You know...
00:10:22Your hand saved me today.
00:10:25You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:31They, uh...
00:10:32Say you're welcome.
00:10:47You're green.
00:10:54Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:15I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:21Then who are you?
00:11:24I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:27I think.
00:11:29I think it's better if I left.
00:11:51I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:53Hey!
00:11:54Drop, boy!
00:11:57What did I tell you?
00:11:58I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:01Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:02Just doing my job.
00:12:03No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:07See this stuff?
00:12:08This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:14Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:22But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:26No.
00:12:27Not.
00:12:29Not since I was 12.
00:12:31After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:12:33the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:36Damn right you're not.
00:12:43You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:45And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:52Okay.
00:12:55What did you do to my deck?
00:12:58Nothing.
00:12:59Let's just put him away.
00:13:01Listen, fool.
00:13:02This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:04The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:08Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:13:10Well, if they're so priceless,
00:13:11maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:13instead of throwing them on the table
00:13:14like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:16Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:20You're fired!
00:13:23If I lose this job,
00:13:25I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:27I need you to find Bree.
00:13:29Halpera.
00:13:31Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:32No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:34Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:44Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:46You're looking better, sir.
00:13:47I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:52But let this be a reminder.
00:13:54What we do is dangerous.
00:13:56Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:13:59I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:02What?
00:14:02Why?
00:14:03He's careless and cocky.
00:14:04He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:08I never said that.
00:14:09Mm-hmm.
00:14:10Mr. Kensington,
00:14:11Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:13since he's worked here.
00:14:14Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:19Daniel, is this true?
00:14:20Of course not.
00:14:21Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:23A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:26Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:29He would never damage a deck.
00:14:31Show them.
00:14:32Show them what you can do.
00:14:39Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:39Let's see it.
00:14:40Show us what you got.
00:14:41Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:44Tell you what.
00:14:44If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:14:47without damaging it,
00:14:49in 15 seconds,
00:14:51you can keep your job.
00:14:5315 seconds, that's impossible.
00:14:55I don't even know if the Master of Magic
00:14:56could have done it that quick.
00:14:57But if you can't,
00:15:00I demand, as a three-star magician,
00:15:04that you fire him.
00:15:06Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:08I know,
00:15:09but while I disagree with it,
00:15:11Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:13But sir, he...
00:15:15Rhi,
00:15:17it's okay.
00:15:1915 seconds.
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:21You're on.
00:15:30The idiot.
00:15:31He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:34Ready to do this?
00:15:36Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:39Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:42Now if I win,
00:15:43you're all going to have to start treating Brie
00:15:45with more respect around here.
00:15:47It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:50Brie, look at that.
00:15:52You've got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:15:55Fine.
00:15:56Deal.
00:15:56It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:15:5915 seconds.
00:16:00Here
00:16:01we
00:16:03go.
00:16:09What's he doing?
00:16:10What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1310 seconds.
00:16:17Oh, wow.
00:16:18Giving up already?
00:16:19Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:21You said he was good.
00:16:23I thought you would at least try.
00:16:25Getting security on the phone to escort you out in 5, 4, 3, 2.
00:16:56Absolutely impossible.
00:17:02How did you do that?
00:17:03There's no way.
00:17:04I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:06Nobody but the master of magic could have done this.
00:17:12No.
00:17:12No, no, no.
00:17:13You clearly switched out the deck
00:17:15while Brie was distracting us.
00:17:16I knew it.
00:17:17Yeah, of course.
00:17:18Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:20Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from a hack.
00:17:23Now,
00:17:25we've got a show to prep.
00:17:28Sophie,
00:17:29Eugene,
00:17:29stop goggling at those cards
00:17:31and let's get to work.
00:17:32Come on.
00:17:35Samuel,
00:17:36you believe you really did it, right?
00:17:38I don't know what to believe.
00:17:42Now,
00:17:43come on.
00:17:43The show opens in a few days.
00:17:45We need to prep.
00:17:46Oh,
00:17:47you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:17:59This is not going to be a show.
00:18:02Who is this?
00:18:04It's Richard Kim.
00:18:05He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:08Samuel hates him.
00:18:09Richard,
00:18:10get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:13Your theater?
00:18:14Oh, no, no,
00:18:15my little friend.
00:18:16This is now my theater.
00:18:18What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:21I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:24Which,
00:18:25as of this morning,
00:18:26is me.
00:18:26I bought the theater.
00:18:28Which means you and your
00:18:29dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:32have one hour
00:18:32to get the hell out.
00:18:36You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:39I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:41Used to be.
00:18:42You're past your prime.
00:18:44My new show
00:18:45will triple your numbers.
00:18:47The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:48I'll lose everything.
00:18:49If Brie loses this show,
00:18:51the orphanage that I grew up in
00:18:53that saved my life as a child
00:18:55will be destroyed.
00:18:57Hey,
00:18:57we still have a contract.
00:18:58You can't just kick us out.
00:18:59Hey,
00:18:59hey,
00:19:00doll face.
00:19:01How about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:03while being cut in half
00:19:04and let the adults talk?
00:19:06I'm the show's producer.
00:19:07And if you cancel the show,
00:19:09I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:11Not if I can prove
00:19:11you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:13I'll give you a chance.
00:19:15A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:18Your old man and his team wins.
00:19:21You keep your contract.
00:19:22My team wins.
00:19:23Your contract is terminated.
00:19:25Then you go back to doing
00:19:26birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:30Deal.
00:19:32Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor
00:19:34with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:36Great.
00:19:37The competition will be tonight.
00:19:39Tonight?
00:19:40His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:19:42Not my problem.
00:19:44Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:51Ladies and gentlemen,
00:19:52are you ready for the epic
00:19:54no-holds-barred battle
00:19:56to see who will get this theater
00:19:58and who will be thrown out
00:19:59into the street?
00:20:03Don't worry.
00:20:04We have an ace up our sleeve.
00:20:07Daniel.
00:20:08You gotta be kidding.
00:20:09You're not seriously considering
00:20:11putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:12Asbestrick is probably making
00:20:13a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:15It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:17All right?
00:20:17Richard Kin isn't sending
00:20:19lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:20He's got world-class,
00:20:21real magicians.
00:20:23Yeah, no problem.
00:20:24I'm good enough to take on
00:20:25anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:27And now,
00:20:28the challengers.
00:20:30Richard Kin's latest sensation,
00:20:33Matt Von Bjerg!
00:20:48Oh, God, no.
00:20:51What?
00:20:52How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:20:57He's the youngest magician
00:20:58to have five stars.
00:21:01He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:06That guy?
00:21:07Xavier will wipe the floor
00:21:09with his ass.
00:21:09Yeah, bring him on.
00:21:10Now, for the first act,
00:21:13or should I say miracle,
00:21:16before each magician
00:21:17is a glass of water,
00:21:19the magicians must turn
00:21:20their water into wine
00:21:21in a way that our top judges
00:21:24can't figure out.
00:21:26The magician to stump
00:21:27the most judges wins.
00:21:29Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix
00:21:32for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:33This plays exactly
00:21:34to his strengths.
00:21:35He's way beyond
00:21:37Xavier's league.
00:21:38We're gonna lose.
00:21:46Maybe not.
00:21:48Showtime.
00:21:53Xavier!
00:21:57Xavier!
00:21:59Not you!
00:22:00What?
00:22:10You should go out this round.
00:22:14What?
00:22:15He...
00:22:15He's not even a magician.
00:22:17He's just the guy
00:22:18that cleans up
00:22:18just shit.
00:22:19Yeah, Xavier's the best
00:22:20of all of us.
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:21Look, girl,
00:22:21I know you have a little crush
00:22:23and a little prop,
00:22:23but I believe this is
00:22:24the real magician.
00:22:25Samuel,
00:22:25you can't seriously
00:22:26be considering this.
00:22:28I mean,
00:22:28that guy is gonna
00:22:29piss himself out there.
00:22:30And the magician
00:22:31from the Kensington team.
00:22:42Maybe he's just
00:22:43the prop assistant,
00:22:45but I need a Hail Mary
00:22:47right now.
00:22:48Daniel.
00:22:56Oh, my God.
00:22:58You're prop boy.
00:22:59You're really gonna put up
00:23:00the help against someone
00:23:01like Matt Von Buren.
00:23:03Don't worry, kid.
00:23:04This'll be over real quick.
00:23:06And then you can run back
00:23:07to the shadows
00:23:07where you belong.
00:23:09It's a shame, though,
00:23:10because Matt's
00:23:10just my warm-up act.
00:23:12If you'll get beat so bad,
00:23:14you'll never see
00:23:14my big showstopper.
00:23:16Matt Von Buren's
00:23:17just the warm-up act?
00:23:18He's one of the best
00:23:19in the world.
00:23:20They say he might even
00:23:20get a six-star soon.
00:23:22There hasn't been
00:23:22a new six-star magician
00:23:23in over a decade.
00:23:25No, it's obvious
00:23:26what Samuel's doing.
00:23:27Okay, he knows
00:23:27he doesn't have a chance,
00:23:28so he's already
00:23:29looking for excuses.
00:23:30When he loses,
00:23:31he'll say it's because
00:23:32he gave a nobody
00:23:33a try.
00:23:34Boss, this guy
00:23:35is a hack.
00:23:37He's going to make
00:23:37a fool out of all of us.
00:23:38It's a two-out-of-three
00:23:39competition.
00:23:40We need to judge
00:23:42their strength.
00:23:43Oh, I get it.
00:23:45You see,
00:23:46Samuel's sending
00:23:47Daniel out
00:23:47to get slaughtered,
00:23:48and then I come in
00:23:49and save the day.
00:23:50Worth that.
00:23:51He actually thinks
00:23:51he's out there
00:23:52because he has a shot
00:23:53at being a real magician.
00:23:57And you are?
00:23:58Daniel.
00:24:00Just Daniel.
00:24:02Nice coveralls,
00:24:03Daniel.
00:24:04I give my servants
00:24:05the same ones.
00:24:07Enjoy your moment,
00:24:08Just Daniel.
00:24:09This will be the biggest crowd
00:24:10you ever perform for.
00:24:12I can't believe
00:24:12he actually went there
00:24:13as if he was
00:24:14a real magician.
00:24:15He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:16Sad.
00:24:17He really thought
00:24:18that he could hang
00:24:18with the pros.
00:24:19No.
00:24:20You're sure about this?
00:24:22Just trust me.
00:24:27Don't feel too bad.
00:24:28You should be honored
00:24:29to be on the stage
00:24:30with me.
00:24:32Gentlemen,
00:24:33are you ready?
00:24:34I was born ready.
00:24:35What about you, buddy?
00:24:37You look a little nervous.
00:24:39Maybe you should be.
00:24:43Because I'm about to embarrass
00:24:44the living shit out of you.
00:24:49God.
00:24:50He's frozen with fear.
00:24:52Come on, Daniel.
00:24:53Was it stupid to pick him?
00:24:56Daniel,
00:24:56are you okay?
00:24:58Absolutely.
00:25:00Oh, my God.
00:25:01What a shit show.
00:25:02He's not even prepping you.
00:25:04Hey, newbie.
00:25:05This is when you're supposed
00:25:06to prepare your illusion.
00:25:08I'm good.
00:25:11No.
00:25:13I'm good.
00:25:14That's why I
00:25:15have a five-star magician's
00:25:17amulet,
00:25:18and you have what?
00:25:20Coveralls covered in dirt
00:25:21and dove shit.
00:25:23You know what?
00:25:24It's not too soon
00:25:25to back out.
00:25:26If you do,
00:25:27I'll give you the honor
00:25:28of having my autograph.
00:25:30Are you ready?
00:25:31Or do you need more time
00:25:32to prepare?
00:25:33No, I don't need more time
00:25:34for this trick.
00:25:38Then first up
00:25:40is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:42Pay attention.
00:25:44This
00:25:45is where you learn
00:25:46to respect your betters.
00:25:59He's finished!
00:26:01He's finished!
00:26:02Yes!
00:26:03We're waiting
00:26:04to start the show.
00:26:06That was seamless.
00:26:09Unbelievable.
00:26:10Even I don't know
00:26:11how he did that.
00:26:12There's no way
00:26:12Daniel could do a trick
00:26:13that's even as fresh
00:26:14and as good as Matt's.
00:26:18What do you think, judges?
00:26:20Did Matt Von Buren's trick
00:26:22fool you?
00:26:22I have no idea
00:26:24how that was done.
00:26:25If I didn't know any better,
00:26:26I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:27I'm stumped.
00:26:28Well done.
00:26:29You're three for three.
00:26:33You have stumped our judges.
00:26:36Does anyone here
00:26:37know how he accomplished
00:26:38his trick?
00:26:39Anyone?
00:26:44You have something
00:26:45to say, prop boy.
00:26:47I mean, your trick
00:26:48wasn't bad.
00:26:49I just know exactly
00:26:50how you did it.
00:26:57Sure you do.
00:26:59Please,
00:27:00enlighten us.
00:27:01Tell us all
00:27:02how I did my trick.
00:27:04All in good time.
00:27:05Idiot.
00:27:06Everybody knows
00:27:07that he's lying.
00:27:08Pathetic.
00:27:09Daniel?
00:27:10You're up?
00:27:19What's he doing?
00:27:21He's making a fool
00:27:21out of all of us.
00:27:22Hey there.
00:27:23Looks like your fellow's
00:27:24got some stage fright.
00:27:27This is what happens
00:27:29when you don't respect
00:27:30the craft.
00:27:30You're making a fool
00:27:31out of all of us.
00:27:33I think he can do it.
00:27:35It doesn't matter
00:27:36what you think, okay?
00:27:37You're not one of us.
00:27:39You're just some dumb girl
00:27:41who had a little bit
00:27:41of money to burn.
00:27:42If it weren't for you,
00:27:43we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:27:52Looks like you're having
00:27:54some trouble.
00:27:55Here.
00:27:56Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:00Ooh, magic!
00:28:03Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:06You need to end this.
00:28:08Now!
00:28:09You're...
00:28:12You're right.
00:28:16I swore off my old life.
00:28:27But I can't keep
00:28:29running forever.
00:28:35Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:38are you ready
00:28:39for something extraordinary?
00:28:42Now, but first,
00:28:44I'm gonna need some help.
00:28:47Brie, could you come here?
00:28:54What is he doing?
00:28:56You gotta be kidding me.
00:28:58This is just sad.
00:29:02Oh.
00:29:08You all know magic
00:29:09is an illusion.
00:29:11But still,
00:29:12you hold out hope
00:29:13that one day you'll experience
00:29:15something so incredible
00:29:16you can never explain it
00:29:18in a million years.
00:29:19Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:21See, every day,
00:29:22you experience your reality
00:29:23through your senses.
00:29:25But what if you couldn't
00:29:26trust your senses?
00:29:31What?
00:29:33Wouldn't your reality then
00:29:36just be an illusion?
00:29:39Don't blink.
00:29:41You'll miss it.
00:30:02You should have respected my ranking.
00:30:08You should have respected my ranking.
00:30:11Now, I apologize,
00:30:13ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:14I can't seem to complete
00:30:15my transformation.
00:30:17I knew it!
00:30:18This theater is mine!
00:30:20Without one final piece
00:30:22of equipment,
00:30:22which would be coming
00:30:23right about
00:30:26now.
00:30:37What's he doing?
00:30:38It's a cake knife?
00:30:41He's gonna shatter
00:30:42that glass all over the floor!
00:30:50How?
00:30:59Unbelievable.
00:31:00That's amazing.
00:31:08Whoa, that was fast.
00:31:11There you go.
00:31:12That was great.
00:31:13My judges.
00:31:15You're a young man.
00:31:16That was incredible.
00:31:20Cake.
00:31:21The lava is a chocolate
00:31:23wine reduction sauce.
00:31:24Really good.
00:31:25I can't believe
00:31:26I'm eating cake.
00:31:27The only person
00:31:28I've ever seen
00:31:28do a trick like this
00:31:29was the master of magic.
00:31:33Manuel?
00:31:39How is this possible?
00:31:47Now for the critical moment.
00:31:49Judges,
00:31:50what do you think?
00:31:51Do you know
00:31:51how he did it?
00:31:52I have no idea.
00:31:53Not a clue.
00:31:55And you, Jennifer?
00:31:57I'm completely sunk.
00:32:01Well, in the case of a tie,
00:32:03we turn back
00:32:04to the magicians themselves.
00:32:06Daniel?
00:32:07You said earlier
00:32:08you know how Matthew
00:32:09did his trick.
00:32:11Tell us.
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:13Tell us.
00:32:15He dropped in
00:32:16edible iron filaments.
00:32:20Then a hidden
00:32:21magnetic fan
00:32:21spun the iron,
00:32:22ionizing it.
00:32:24Turning the water red
00:32:26and giving it
00:32:27the earthy flavors
00:32:28of a wine.
00:32:30That's
00:32:32correct.
00:32:35Amazing!
00:32:36And Matthew?
00:32:38How did Daniel
00:32:39do his trick?
00:32:44I...
00:32:46I don't know.
00:32:47And with that,
00:32:48Daniel wins
00:32:49our first round!
00:32:56I didn't know you did it,
00:32:58I was.
00:32:59I got your help.
00:33:03I need a knife.
00:33:05Let's give him cake.
00:33:08Well done,
00:33:10young man.
00:33:11The only other magician
00:33:13that could have
00:33:13accomplished
00:33:14that transformation
00:33:15was the master
00:33:17of magic.
00:33:20No!
00:33:21No!
00:33:21He didn't transform anything!
00:33:23He didn't even teleport!
00:33:24He must have cheated.
00:33:26There's no way
00:33:27an untrained worker
00:33:28has that much
00:33:28level of skill!
00:33:29Exactly!
00:33:30He probably
00:33:31blackmailed the judges
00:33:32or something!
00:33:34How could you
00:33:35let him beat you?
00:33:36You embarrassed us
00:33:37with your performance!
00:33:38How was I supposed
00:33:39to know who was
00:33:39going to do that
00:33:39with the cup
00:33:40and teleport
00:33:40to the judges?
00:33:41Who is that guy?
00:33:46It doesn't matter.
00:33:48Get out of my face.
00:33:49It's time for the
00:33:50real magicians
00:33:50to get to work.
00:33:52You think you've won?
00:33:56You haven't won shit!
00:33:58It's time to bring
00:33:59out my A-team.
00:34:05Kate Barlow!
00:34:07Kate Barlow!
00:34:14Miss Barlow,
00:34:16thank you for joining us.
00:34:18That's...
00:34:19That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:20She's the FISM
00:34:21world champion
00:34:22in parlor magic
00:34:23and an actual
00:34:24six-star magician.
00:34:25All right.
00:34:27Who's ready
00:34:27for the headliner?
00:34:31Second round
00:34:32is quick change magic.
00:34:33That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:34You had your little fun
00:34:35in the first round,
00:34:36but now,
00:34:37watch an axle prep.
00:34:39A real magician
00:34:40doesn't need
00:34:41to bribe the judges
00:34:41or cause some
00:34:43fake amateur distractions.
00:34:44A real magician
00:34:46doesn't need to
00:34:46because she
00:34:47has hard-earned skills.
00:34:49Now.
00:34:52Yeah!
00:34:53Get him, Sophie!
00:34:54Always nice to see
00:34:55a fellow female on stage.
00:34:56Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:34:58Oh.
00:34:59You think so?
00:35:00Your rank is impressive,
00:35:02but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:03Oh, you think
00:35:04I brought in
00:35:05Miss Barlow
00:35:05just for her rank?
00:35:08You didn't?
00:35:09I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:11because she was
00:35:12the protege
00:35:13of the Master of Magic.
00:35:16He taught me
00:35:17everything he knows.
00:35:19Funny.
00:35:20I don't remember
00:35:21training her.
00:35:22You were trained
00:35:24by the Master of Magic?
00:35:25She wasn't just
00:35:26trained by him.
00:35:27He realized
00:35:28that she was better
00:35:29than him.
00:35:29That's why he
00:35:30disappeared.
00:35:32That can't be true, right?
00:35:33Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:35make a claim like that
00:35:36if it wasn't true.
00:35:37So what you're saying
00:35:38is that we have to
00:35:39compete against somebody
00:35:40who's better
00:35:41than the Master of Magic?
00:35:43So what?
00:35:44I'll still destroy you!
00:35:45Sophie,
00:35:46shut up.
00:35:48Miss Barlow,
00:35:49it is an honor
00:35:52to compete
00:35:52with a magician
00:35:53of your caliber.
00:35:55I wish I could
00:35:56say the same,
00:35:57but honestly,
00:35:59it's an insult
00:36:00you're even
00:36:01trying to compete.
00:36:03So why are you here?
00:36:05To shatter
00:36:06my teacher's
00:36:07old records
00:36:07and publicly
00:36:09declare myself
00:36:10the new
00:36:11Master of Magic.
00:36:16Ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:18this next act
00:36:19is even harder
00:36:20than our first.
00:36:21It is all about
00:36:22quick change magic,
00:36:24transforming outfits
00:36:25as many times as possible
00:36:26in 30 seconds.
00:36:28The world record
00:36:29is 17 changes
00:36:32held by the Master
00:36:33of Magic.
00:36:39Do you think
00:36:40you can beat that?
00:36:41That's a change
00:36:42every two seconds.
00:36:43There's no way
00:36:43you can beat that.
00:36:44I could beat that
00:36:45in my sleep.
00:36:50How?
00:36:51There's not a magic
00:36:51technique in the world
00:36:52that would make
00:36:52that trick possible.
00:36:54Only the Master of Magic
00:36:55would be able to do that.
00:36:56I know every one
00:36:57of his secrets.
00:36:59Are you saying
00:37:00you're going to break
00:37:01the Master of Magic's record?
00:37:03Who here
00:37:04would like to see me
00:37:05break the record?
00:37:08Then start the music.
00:37:21One, two,
00:37:22three, standard.
00:37:25Oh, Dr. Pace.
00:37:27How is she doing?
00:37:30She's about to break
00:37:31the record?
00:37:31You're about to break
00:37:32the record?
00:37:33Oh, my God.
00:37:34This is unreal.
00:37:36This is history.
00:37:39That is 18 changes.
00:37:41Ladies and gentlemen,
00:37:42we have a new world record
00:37:44and possibly
00:37:45a new Master of Magic.
00:37:48I can't believe
00:37:49she just did that.
00:37:50I've never seen
00:37:51anything like it.
00:37:52The concentration,
00:37:53the skill needed
00:37:54to do something like that.
00:37:56She had to learn it
00:37:58from the Master of Magic.
00:37:59I wouldn't believe it
00:38:00if I hadn't just
00:38:00seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:02For a second there,
00:38:03I thought she'd actually
00:38:04figure out my technique.
00:38:05But no,
00:38:06she's a fraud
00:38:07like the rest.
00:38:08Sophie,
00:38:09you can beat that, right?
00:38:11I can only manage
00:38:12nine or ten changes,
00:38:13but not 18.
00:38:17Well,
00:38:18are you even going
00:38:19to attempt to compete?
00:38:20Or do you just want
00:38:22to give me the theater now?
00:38:24No one can do that.
00:38:26We should just give up.
00:38:27Come on, Sophie.
00:38:28There has to be some chance.
00:38:29You don't know
00:38:30what you're talking about.
00:38:32I can't do that.
00:38:34No one can do that.
00:38:35You're just a dumb girl
00:38:36with money
00:38:37who tried to get into magic,
00:38:38but you don't know
00:38:38anything about magic.
00:38:40You put that guy
00:38:41on stage for Pete's sake.
00:38:42Are you going to come out here
00:38:44and embarrass yourselves?
00:38:45Or can I get ready
00:38:46for my first photo shoot
00:38:48as the new Master of Magic?
00:38:51Come on.
00:38:52One of you
00:38:52at least has to try.
00:38:54I can't lose this contract.
00:38:56I have children
00:38:56that are my responsibility
00:38:58and they will starve.
00:38:59Sophie?
00:39:02Eugene?
00:39:03Xavier?
00:39:04If I had my hand,
00:39:07I would try,
00:39:08but I don't even think
00:39:09I would stand a chance.
00:39:11Well, well.
00:39:12Looks like I won.
00:39:14Sir,
00:39:15are you hiring?
00:39:18Really?
00:39:19You're going to betray your boss
00:39:21right in front of him?
00:39:22Might as well.
00:39:22We can't go down
00:39:24with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:25Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:26You should not put your faith
00:39:27in a stupid girl
00:39:28who doesn't understand
00:39:29the first thing about magic.
00:39:30It's over.
00:39:31The theater is mine!
00:39:35I failed them.
00:39:37I failed the originate.
00:39:40Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:39:44Hey, watch.
00:39:44Where are you going?
00:39:48What is he doing?
00:39:50We still have a shot.
00:39:53I'm going to take it.
00:39:54Daniel, stop.
00:39:55You can't just go out there
00:39:55and embarrass yourself.
00:39:56I won't let you.
00:39:57Marie,
00:39:58if you trust me.
00:40:03And with the Kensington team
00:40:04giving up,
00:40:05the winners are...
00:40:07Wait.
00:40:11The Kensington team
00:40:12sold us to do
00:40:12their quick change act.
00:40:15That's adorable!
00:40:17Do you even know
00:40:17what a quick change act is,
00:40:19prop boy?
00:40:20I'll manage.
00:40:22Really, Samuel,
00:40:23you're sending out
00:40:24the help again?
00:40:25This loser has no chance
00:40:26of beating Kate.
00:40:27Sir, we tried to warn him,
00:40:29but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:40:31Listen.
00:40:31This worker conned him
00:40:32just like he conned
00:40:34the judges in the last round.
00:40:35Hey, that's not true.
00:40:36The only reason why he's here
00:40:37is because Brie
00:40:38has a little crush on him.
00:40:39That's enough!
00:40:40Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:40:42The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:40:44is trying to save the show.
00:40:46That's really cute.
00:40:47I said that's enough.
00:40:49Daniel, are you ready?
00:40:53Your time starts...
00:40:57now.
00:41:07We're waiting.
00:41:09Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:11He's going so fast,
00:41:12I can't keep track of them.
00:41:13What is he doing?
00:41:15Does he even do his magic?
00:41:17Hey, honey.
00:41:18It doesn't look like
00:41:19magic's your thing,
00:41:21but I'm always hiring boys
00:41:22to do my laundry.
00:41:24What are you doing, boy?
00:41:27Just trust him.
00:41:28He has it under control.
00:41:29Are you kidding me?
00:41:30If he has it under control,
00:41:32I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:34Hey, Brie,
00:41:34you might want to turn around
00:41:36for this one, okay?
00:41:37Your boyfriend is about
00:41:39to reveal himself
00:41:39for the fraud
00:41:40that he truly is.
00:41:41Seriously, get off the stage.
00:41:43You look like a fucking ass.
00:41:46Yo, buddy,
00:41:46you're not getting 18, bro.
00:41:48Knock it off.
00:41:49Daniel, what are you doing?
00:41:51Are you happy?
00:41:52You've embarrassed yourself
00:41:53and wasted my precious time.
00:42:01Time.
00:42:02Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:05See, we always complain
00:42:06that time goes by too fast,
00:42:08but in moments like these,
00:42:09it's like time stands still.
00:42:15Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:18Just wasn't the master
00:42:19of magic's technique.
00:42:23This is.
00:42:26What's he gonna do?
00:42:28He's trying not.
00:42:33Don't blink.
00:42:43Congratulations.
00:42:44One change in 30 seconds.
00:42:46I win.
00:42:47But you can't call that
00:42:49a competition.
00:42:50What a waste of time.
00:42:51Sophie at least
00:42:51would have had a chance.
00:42:52Well, I think we know
00:42:53who won this contest.
00:42:56You sure about that?
00:42:58What?
00:43:15How did he do that?
00:43:2077, 78.
00:43:29Ladies and gentlemen,
00:43:30we have 78 changes.
00:43:33I can't believe it.
00:43:34It's not possible.
00:43:35It's impossible.
00:43:38It's impossible for mere mortals,
00:43:41but not for the master of magic.
00:43:44Wait.
00:43:45Is he the real master of magic?
00:43:49The misdirect you used.
00:43:52Showmanship.
00:43:53The transformation on a massive scale.
00:43:57Ladies and gentlemen,
00:43:58you have just witnessed
00:43:59the return of a legend,
00:44:00because this man
00:44:01is the master of magic.
00:44:10I knew it.
00:44:12I knew it.
00:44:14Oh, God.
00:44:17I just made an ax of myself
00:44:19in front of the real
00:44:21master of magic.
00:44:22Without question,
00:44:23I believe I speak
00:44:24for all three judges
00:44:25to declare that
00:44:27Daniel is the winner
00:44:28of this competition.
00:44:29Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:30you heard it.
00:44:31Daniel wins the competition.
00:44:35Daniel!
00:44:37Daniel!
00:44:37Daniel!
00:44:39Daniel!
00:44:41Daniel!
00:44:42Daniel!
00:44:43Daniel!
00:44:43Daniel!
00:44:44Please.
00:44:45Please forgive me.
00:44:46I was just so inspired
00:44:47by your example growing up
00:44:48that I feel as if
00:44:49you've been with me
00:44:50every step of the way.
00:44:51How dare you lie to me?
00:44:53You swore to me
00:44:54you learned everything from him.
00:44:55You're nothing but a fraud.
00:44:57Get out of here!
00:45:01I've spent the last six years
00:45:04looking for you.
00:45:05I'd almost given up hope
00:45:06I'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:08because I know that before
00:45:10you were the master of magic,
00:45:11you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:17Tonight,
00:45:18the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:45:19will have its biggest influx
00:45:21of cash in over a year.
00:45:22I'm pulling together
00:45:23an organization to take it.
00:45:25I'm talking hundreds
00:45:26of millions of dollars.
00:45:28You'd make more in one night
00:45:30than a lifetime
00:45:31performing on this stage.
00:45:33Here.
00:45:34A down payment
00:45:36to show you I'm serious.
00:45:38So what do you say?
00:45:40Ready to make some real money?
00:45:43I won both rounds
00:45:45to competition, didn't I?
00:45:47Well, yes.
00:45:49Then Mr. Kensington
00:45:50gets to keep his theater.
00:45:52That was the deal.
00:45:54Right.
00:45:55Of course.
00:45:56But what do you think
00:45:57of my offer?
00:45:59What do I think
00:45:59of your offer?
00:46:06Now, why don't you
00:46:07get out of here
00:46:08before I conjure
00:46:08a horse out of your ass?
00:46:10Ah!
00:46:13That was so good!
00:46:26You know, Daniel,
00:46:27when I first saw you,
00:46:29I knew that you were special.
00:46:31Yeah, of course.
00:46:32I mean, even an idiot
00:46:33could see
00:46:34that he was the master of magic.
00:46:36And honestly,
00:46:38I just feel
00:46:39so honored
00:46:40to be standing
00:46:41in the same room
00:46:42as you right now.
00:46:46You guys are acting
00:46:47like you had his back
00:46:48this whole time.
00:46:48After all the abuse
00:46:50you heaped on him earlier?
00:46:51No, we were just joking.
00:46:54Right?
00:46:55Guys?
00:46:57You're going to stay with us.
00:46:59Right, Daniel?
00:47:00Yeah, of course
00:47:01he's going to stay with us.
00:47:02We're just, you know,
00:47:04showing him some love.
00:47:05Yeah!
00:47:06The three of you,
00:47:07your actions
00:47:08were a disgrace.
00:47:10Disrespecting the greatest
00:47:11magician of all time.
00:47:14I think
00:47:15Daniel should decide
00:47:16what your punishment is.
00:47:17Punishment?
00:47:18Punishment is a very strong word.
00:47:20No, you don't.
00:47:21First of all,
00:47:21I don't like that.
00:47:22You know.
00:47:24I do think
00:47:26maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:29will do you three some good.
00:47:36I know I see it!
00:47:37That's the most
00:47:38embarrassing thing
00:47:39I've ever seen!
00:47:40Disgusting!
00:47:42What are you doing?
00:47:43Let go!
00:47:43Just go!
00:47:44We have to go here!
00:47:49So,
00:47:51you're really him?
00:47:54Master of magic.
00:47:56I don't feel
00:47:57I am worthy
00:47:58to be on the same stage
00:47:59as you.
00:48:00If
00:48:01you want to stay
00:48:02I gladly open for you
00:48:04and give you
00:48:05the marquee performance
00:48:07but
00:48:08whether you
00:48:09stay or leave
00:48:10it's
00:48:11completely
00:48:13your decision.
00:48:14So,
00:48:15what do you say?
00:48:18If you knew
00:48:18how I'd let Eric die
00:48:19you'd hate me.
00:48:23I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:25That may be true
00:48:27but
00:48:28nobody else
00:48:30could ever do
00:48:31what you did
00:48:32up here.
00:48:36Daniel!
00:48:38Daniel!
00:48:40Daniel!
00:48:41Daniel!
00:48:42Daniel!
00:48:43Daniel!
00:48:44Daniel!
00:48:45Daniel!
00:48:46Daniel!
00:48:46Bracelet could Daniel be Eric's brother
00:49:01Hey
00:49:03All this time and I didn't recognize you
00:49:06Daniel Angier
00:49:07But you're still the same the older brother looking out for the smaller kid
00:49:12Anytime Eric got hurt you'd come running
00:49:16But when it mattered the most
00:49:19I let him down
00:49:24Eric knew what he was doing
00:49:27And he was so proud of you
00:49:29The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:49:34What?
00:49:35Eric believed in you
00:49:38And your gifts
00:49:39Don't let your guilt take that away
00:49:42You're still the master of magic
00:49:45You just have to claim it
00:49:52Where'd he go?
00:49:54Daniel! Daniel! We want an interview!
00:49:56In here
00:50:07I could have sworn he went this way
00:50:09You have to be here somewhere
00:50:18You have to be here
00:50:19You have to be here
00:50:20Well that sounds...
00:50:23Awful
00:50:28Oh, my God.
00:50:59You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:05Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:11So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:28This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:32Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:51:49What happened to this orphanage?
00:51:52Good business.
00:51:53That's what happened.
00:52:01This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:03He owns the orphanage.
00:52:04You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:06Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:09Silly boy.
00:52:10Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:13I was out in two years.
00:52:14And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:17As well as this place.
00:52:19It's mine.
00:52:20I bought it.
00:52:21And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:23To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:25And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:27You're a monster.
00:52:28Ah.
00:52:29If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:52:32Oh, you can't.
00:52:34Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:52:38See this watch?
00:52:39This is worth more than the whole place.
00:52:41So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:52:47I'm gonna get it.
00:52:48Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:52:51Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:52:54Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:52:58You can't be serious.
00:53:01What about the children?
00:53:03Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:06Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:07Yeah, you are.
00:53:10But, listen.
00:53:13You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:15Ten grand a night.
00:53:17You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:20I didn't think so.
00:53:23Let's go.
00:53:25Pay you once millions for this place.
00:53:28I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:53:34You'll have your money.
00:53:36Oh, yeah?
00:53:38Where are you gonna get it?
00:53:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:53:46We're talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:53:50I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:13I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:20Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:26Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:54:32Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:54:39And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:54:44They're good.
00:54:45Almost as good as me.
00:54:48Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:54:59So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:08I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:12And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:15Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:18And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:21We don't need a knife.
00:55:23I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:55:28Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:55:36See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:55:39If I can't, I take nothing.
00:55:49How did he do that?
00:55:51Well, this is Vegas.
00:55:53He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:55:56Give us a moment.
00:56:00There's nobody here.
00:56:02Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:04I like it.
00:56:05He's clearly in your reason.
00:56:07It's not like he's a pro who would see it come in.
00:56:09We could double cross him easy.
00:56:12All right.
00:56:14We'll let you help us.
00:56:15And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:19But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:24I'm listening.
00:56:27You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:56:29Clear it out.
00:56:30Bring us the chips.
00:56:32You have five minutes.
00:56:33Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:56:37Look at him.
00:56:39This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:56:42First, you're going to need a key.
00:56:44You got that?
00:56:45A key.
00:56:46And then, my own two red things is done.
00:56:50Honey, you should give up now.
00:56:53You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:03He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:06He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:07Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:09Hopeless.
00:57:10This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:12Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:16Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:18Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:20I need a drink of water.
00:57:21He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:23Look at him.
00:57:28Oh!
00:57:29Are you serious?
00:57:30Jesus Christ.
00:57:31I am so nervous.
00:57:32I am a klutz and a half.
00:57:34I am so sorry.
00:57:35Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:57:37No, no, get off of me, man.
00:57:39Piece of garbage.
00:57:40Sorry.
00:57:40Yeah, garbage.
00:57:42Just...
00:57:43He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:57:45He could grab the key.
00:57:47He's a little failure.
00:57:48I have seen enough.
00:57:55You had your shot and you blew it.
00:57:57Like the sad thief you are.
00:57:59Now you can go.
00:58:01You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:04Best in the world, huh?
00:58:08Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:22Impossible.
00:58:23He never even opens a chip cart.
00:58:25Who is this guy?
00:58:27Could he be the one playing us?
00:58:29How...
00:58:30How did he do that?
00:58:32Is this enough proof for you?
00:58:35Ladies?
00:58:37Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:58:39No one is they good.
00:58:41He probably already hit them off his sleeve.
00:58:44That makes sense.
00:58:45He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:58:48It is clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:58:50You wouldn't want to double-cross it, bro.
00:58:52He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:58:56All right.
00:58:56They'll let you help us.
00:58:58But don't get in our way.
00:59:02Deal.
00:59:05Okay.
00:59:06Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:08Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:10I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:12All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:15Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:18This is child's play.
00:59:20Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:22It's time for a distraction.
00:59:25When I walk past those guards,
00:59:27they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
00:59:30Your plan is broken.
00:59:34What did you just say?
00:59:36I said your plan is broken.
00:59:38Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
00:59:41Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
00:59:45And that perfume that she just sprayed on
00:59:47has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
00:59:54That's what I thought.
00:59:56Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of work.
01:00:00Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:03Look, idiot.
01:00:05Watch your sway.
01:00:09It is already starting to work.
01:00:21Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:25She took him for all he was worth.
01:00:28And before then,
01:00:29he's a hit with Monica.
01:00:31So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:00:34You'll see for yourself
01:00:35in three,
01:00:36two,
01:00:39Oh, my God.
01:00:40You smell that?
01:00:42Oh, my God.
01:00:44Oh, my God.
01:00:48God.
01:00:49Oh, that scent.
01:00:50I get the disease.
01:00:51Halt!
01:00:53Halt!
01:00:55Get back to your post.
01:00:56What are you doing?
01:00:58Damn it.
01:00:59The perfume does not work on dimmit.
01:01:01It's fine.
01:01:02I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:03And if that stupid captain means
01:01:05I will try again any real work.
01:01:07They do not have time.
01:01:08We need a new distraction now.
01:01:14What's in him?
01:01:15When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:01:17they will catch you.
01:01:18We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:22You go.
01:01:25Ay, ay, ay.
01:01:26These vortex on our beach
01:01:27can even try to be sneaky.
01:01:29I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:01:31Exactly.
01:01:32He'll get arrested
01:01:33and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:01:36This snotty-nosed cult
01:01:37really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:01:40I almost feel sorry for him.
01:01:47Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:01:50He's walking right past the guards.
01:01:53Maybe he's leaving.
01:01:54Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:00Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:01Is he serious?
01:02:03My priceless, one-of-a-kind,
01:02:04two-faced trick coin.
01:02:06It's hard to let go.
01:02:07But to save the orphans,
01:02:10I'd do anything.
01:02:11He's not even using
01:02:13Zindru's loot machines.
01:02:14He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:16How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:17Huh?
01:02:17How?
01:02:20This is ridiculous.
01:02:21We have to go in.
01:02:22He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:23He's not even smart enough to be a ball guard.
01:02:25My perfume is ready.
01:02:26I'm going back.
01:02:27No, babe.
01:02:31I want to see him fail.
01:02:33Then,
01:02:34we will cut.
01:02:47No way.
01:02:51Oh, my gosh.
01:02:53Amazing.
01:02:53On your first try?
01:02:56Jackpot?
01:02:56How did he do that?
01:02:58All I can is he probably just got lucky.
01:03:00That's not the real distraction.
01:03:13The slot machines are paying out!
01:03:24Punk 11.
01:03:25All security personnel to the floor.
01:03:27That's impossible.
01:03:28Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:03:30Is he more than an amateur?
01:03:32Ladies,
01:03:32are we getting played by Kim?
01:03:39No, probably just more beginner's luck.
01:03:41Right.
01:03:42When we need him to take the fall,
01:03:43he'll still easily do it.
01:03:46He's going in the vault.
01:03:47He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:03:55Same vault I broke into six years ago
01:03:57to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:02Trying to go in without us?
01:04:03Don't think I want that little smokey here
01:04:05to take a piece out of you
01:04:06if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:08Didn't your parents ever teach you
01:04:09not to play with those things?
01:04:14Hot blazes!
01:04:15How did that happen?
01:04:22You were going to pay for that!
01:04:24Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:04:26And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:04:30That's right.
01:04:31We're too good.
01:04:32We are professionals.
01:04:34You are just some nobody
01:04:35who thinks a few magic tricks
01:04:36puts you in our league.
01:04:37Oh, whatever.
01:04:38Step aside.
01:04:39We are wasting valuable time.
01:04:41It is time for the professionals to work.
01:04:47Alyssa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:04:50She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London,
01:04:52the New York Federal Reserve,
01:04:53and Fort Knox all in one week.
01:04:55Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:04:57Just as I thought.
01:04:59Three lockers, mechanical combination,
01:05:02and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:03No wonder only one thief
01:05:05has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:07Yeah, me.
01:05:09Fortunately, that one thief
01:05:11was me six years ago.
01:05:15Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:05:26One down, three to go.
01:05:33Intruder alert.
01:05:35False entry detected.
01:05:36Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:05:39Alyssa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:05:40We have to make it stop.
01:05:41Just give me a minute.
01:05:43We don't have a minute.
01:05:44How did you disarm it last time?
01:05:45Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:05:47Somebody shuts him up.
01:05:50Well, I'm just saying,
01:05:51you've taught us before,
01:05:52so it's not a problem.
01:05:54Stop bothering her with your questions
01:05:55and just standing in the corner
01:05:56like this good little boy.
01:05:57Five, four, three, two, three, two.
01:06:07Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:11Got it.
01:06:12Sure you did.
01:06:14How was I supposed to know?
01:06:15The interior had been modified to lock
01:06:17like an IBV international vault.
01:06:19You should have stolen
01:06:20the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:06:22Like I did.
01:06:23Uh, give me another second.
01:06:26Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:06:28Hold on.
01:06:29I'll give it a shot.
01:06:31You really think you can be faster than me?
01:06:33I am the one who cracks the safe,
01:06:35not you.
01:06:36Stop distracting her.
01:06:38This is a job for the pros.
01:06:39Alyssa, you got this.
01:06:40No, she doesn't.
01:06:41What are you talking about?
01:06:43She won't get it open.
01:06:44The place where she's drilling,
01:06:45it won't work.
01:06:46You do not know
01:06:46what you're talking about.
01:06:48You are nothing
01:06:49and you are a nobody.
01:06:55Hmm.
01:06:56Got it.
01:06:58She won't get it open.
01:06:59Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:04What is it?
01:07:05What's wrong?
01:07:08It's hollow.
01:07:10The locking mechanism
01:07:11must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:13Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:14I can help.
01:07:15I'm fine.
01:07:15Idiot, I almost found it.
01:07:17Alyssa.
01:07:19What?
01:07:21Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:07:23And if he can't open it,
01:07:24then we will tackle him
01:07:25and then say that we stopped him
01:07:27from robbing the casino.
01:07:31Hold yours.
01:07:33Try not to screw up,
01:07:34but I already started.
01:07:35Don't worry.
01:07:37We'll be inside the vault
01:07:38in a matter of seconds.
01:07:44What the hell are you doing?
01:07:46Is this idiota trying to pray
01:07:48his way into the vault?
01:07:49He's drunk.
01:07:50He's been drunk the whole time.
01:07:52We're just seeing it now.
01:07:53Well, if he'd stop talking
01:07:54and listen,
01:07:54you'd hear the magnets
01:07:55sliding around inside.
01:07:57All security personnel,
01:07:59we have a computer code 9
01:08:00at the vault.
01:08:02Thumbs up!
01:08:03Thickle him!
01:08:07Now for the magic words.
01:08:11Open sesame.
01:08:21How the hell?
01:08:23Impossibile.
01:08:23Who are you?
01:08:25Are we in overhead?
01:08:27Ladies,
01:08:27I suggest we get in.
01:08:37What the fuck?
01:08:41Oh, damn.
01:08:43There's got to be
01:08:43near a billion in here.
01:08:45I am taking
01:08:46a decade-long spot trip.
01:08:47I am finally going to
01:08:48buy the mention
01:08:49of the Kispy and see?
01:08:51Oh, my God.
01:08:59Bingo.
01:09:03Just what do you think
01:09:04you're doing?
01:09:06Just taking my share.
01:09:09You think you are
01:09:10so smart.
01:09:11Did you really think
01:09:13we were going to let you
01:09:14walk out of here
01:09:14with some money?
01:09:17We played you
01:09:18the entire time
01:09:19and you didn't even notice.
01:09:20You see those cameras?
01:09:23They've been recording
01:09:24us the entire time
01:09:25except I put a bug
01:09:26in them to remove
01:09:27all of us
01:09:28from the recording.
01:09:29All of us.
01:09:31Except for you.
01:09:32You really thought
01:09:32you could hang
01:09:33with the three links?
01:09:34You were just
01:09:35our folly.
01:09:36That is what happens
01:09:37when you try
01:09:37to run the city,
01:09:38girls.
01:09:39Enjoy prison.
01:09:41Mr. Kim,
01:09:42we got it.
01:09:43It's safe
01:09:44for you to come in.
01:09:50This is more
01:09:51than I even thought.
01:09:53Barry is so paranoid
01:09:54he put all his
01:09:55valuables in here.
01:09:56Come on, ladies.
01:09:57We can't stand around.
01:09:58Pack up.
01:09:59Who's this?
01:10:01Oh, no one.
01:10:02A pathetic poser
01:10:03is too dumb
01:10:04to realize
01:10:04we're taking advantage
01:10:05of him.
01:10:05We had him take the fall.
01:10:07He was easy.
01:10:07Almost a little too easy.
01:10:09It's like he wanted
01:10:10us to set him up.
01:10:12Sorry, buddy.
01:10:13But you shouldn't have
01:10:14tried to swim
01:10:14with the sharks.
01:10:16I'll remember
01:10:17that next time.
01:10:20Wait.
01:10:21Wait, I know
01:10:22that voice.
01:10:23Who?
01:10:25Who are you?
01:10:28You know exactly
01:10:29who I am.
01:10:32You stupid broads!
01:10:34Do you have any idea
01:10:34who you messed with?
01:10:35A wannabe petty thief.
01:10:37Yeah, calm down,
01:10:38Mr. Kim.
01:10:39He is a nobody.
01:10:40He's not a nobody.
01:10:42Richard, tranquilo.
01:10:44He's just our patsy.
01:10:45We had him in our web
01:10:46the entire time.
01:10:47He wasn't in your web.
01:10:49You were in his.
01:10:50You fools!
01:10:52Please.
01:10:54Please don't do this.
01:10:55Let us go.
01:10:56Relax, Richard.
01:10:58I can do anything crazy
01:10:59like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:01Oh, thank you.
01:11:04Because I already have.
01:11:08What?
01:11:13What kind of idiots
01:11:14are you?
01:11:15And what kind of idiots
01:11:17are you all?
01:11:18You think you can just
01:11:19waltz in here?
01:11:20Steal my stash?
01:11:22No.
01:11:23Not here.
01:11:24Not on my turf.
01:11:27Oh, Jesus.
01:11:29The three links, huh?
01:11:31KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:11:33and Penelope Cruz.
01:11:35The world's best cat burglars.
01:11:38My pink ass.
01:11:39Oh, God.
01:11:41And that's Richard Kim,
01:11:42isn't it?
01:11:43The geriatric hutster
01:11:45from the Cretaceous period.
01:11:46Trying to de-extinct your career
01:11:48after that deplorable magic competition.
01:11:52And you.
01:11:54That mask.
01:11:57I know you.
01:11:58You're the son of a bitch
01:12:00that got me put away
01:12:02for two years.
01:12:03Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:05Huh?
01:12:06But as I recall,
01:12:07I did kill your brother.
01:12:09I put him down like a dog.
01:12:12I should have put you down
01:12:13that night, too.
01:12:15Tell you what.
01:12:16We're gonna finish that job
01:12:18right now.
01:12:25Well, I knew it.
01:12:27You never did quite perfect
01:12:28that trick, did you?
01:12:34That's not my blood.
01:12:41You're probably thinking,
01:12:43I didn't see how he did that.
01:12:45And you know why you didn't?
01:12:48He blinked.
01:12:50Get him!
01:12:53Sweet.
01:12:54You guys brought flowers.
01:13:03No!
01:13:05No!
01:13:19That's enough.
01:13:26What?
01:13:28How did you do that?
01:13:30Lassoed like a bunch of hogs
01:13:31before getting butchered
01:13:32for a pit roast.
01:13:33What the hell happened?
01:13:35Why am I tied up?
01:13:36Because the real police
01:13:37are on their way
01:13:38and I want to make their job
01:13:39easier on them.
01:13:40Oh, and don't worry,
01:13:41it's just a flesh wound.
01:13:42I'm sure you'll go on
01:13:43to live many years
01:13:44in prison.
01:13:46Now, why would I go to prison?
01:13:47You're the thief.
01:13:48You're stealing from me.
01:13:51It's because you've been
01:13:52using your casino
01:13:53as one big cover
01:13:54as the biggest drug ring
01:13:56in the United States.
01:13:57Not even your billions
01:13:58can get you out of this.
01:14:00Because who the hell are you?
01:14:05I'm the master of magic,
01:14:07you motherfucker.
01:14:24You did it, Eric.
01:14:26Untraceable Bitcoin
01:14:27cryptocurrency.
01:14:28Enough to pay off
01:14:29the loans from the orphanage
01:14:30and put those kids
01:14:31through college.
01:14:33We did it.
01:14:40And the kids just love
01:14:41all the colors
01:14:42in the same glass windows
01:14:45and the library.
01:14:47We get brand new books
01:14:48every day.
01:14:51I still can't understand
01:14:52how you found the money
01:14:53to pay off all those loans.
01:14:55You wouldn't believe me
01:14:57if I told you.
01:14:59Hey.
01:15:00Mommy, Daddy,
01:15:02let's get ice cream
01:15:03before the show.
01:15:04Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:05Read my mind.
01:15:06You're like a little magician.
01:15:08Okay, I guess we'll see
01:15:09in the sea.
01:15:10Always looking forward to it.
01:15:11Let's go get that ice cream.
01:15:19Ladies and gentlemen,
01:15:21allow me to introduce you
01:15:22to the newest member
01:15:23of the Angier Magic team.
01:15:26The one.
01:15:28The only.
01:15:30Mistress of magic herself.
01:15:35Charity Angier.
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