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America's Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 Episode 20 - Siblings, Karma, And It's Just Not Your Day
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00:01Here's a bite of tonight's AFP. We hope it tastes funny.
00:10No dating until you're 30.
00:27Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro.
00:39Come on, let's go.
00:48Hello, I'm Alfonso and this is America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:53The show that's so much fun, the word fun is actually in our name.
00:57In fact, it's the most successful TV show in history with the word fun in it.
01:02If you don't count Larry's funnel cake extravaganza.
01:07And while I'm pretty sure that was canceled, I won't be looking it up because I'd rather just look at
01:12these funny videos.
01:14Dad would rather his son go outside to work on his slap shot.
01:19Out, right in the crease.
01:24Ironically, he got the moped for short trips, you know, to save his car from excessive wear and tear.
01:38Is mom a good cook?
01:40Yeah.
01:42And you're a bad driver.
01:46It's real slippery right here.
01:49Real slippery?
01:50Care to demonstrate?
02:05Oh, okay.
02:06Now it's just turned into a group activity.
02:19Dad can't wake up without his morning coffee.
02:35That doggy door is the perfect size for an accidental escape.
02:47Time in.
02:50Get in sight.
02:55Do your daddy mind if you put on makeup?
03:00Nope.
03:02He doesn't mind.
03:05He doesn't know.
03:10that's right man it looks cold out if only there was some way to warm up real fast
03:20and i was thinking more along the lines of a hot cocoa but you do you
03:29at least the hounds
03:33it's time to go to the dog park
03:36daisy where'd we go oh did we go to mcdonald's
03:44why does daisy get hers first because cooper eats his too fast
03:54is it stuck he's just making sure no one steals his bowl between meals
03:59you good man you can't eat that
04:03why so serious
04:07okay we're gonna get ready to do these from plank position
04:11and here we go three two one go
04:15down roll and up plank
04:19okay let's try it again down that dog is gonna have sick abs
04:31who wants a treat
04:44dog dog prairie dog every kind of dog is welcome at the dog park
04:58it's not quite big enough for a bnb a burrow and bark
05:11he's having his dog pick the teams for his tournament bracket
05:15wisconsin or montana
05:16hey it's as good a gambling system as anybody else's
05:20i don't know
05:21i don't know
05:22okay
05:26you're gonna ride shotgun
05:27ride it in stock
05:28can you believe this rain
05:30you're gonna stop every day
05:36porter
05:37porter
05:38what happened
05:41is that from denver
05:43i've known porter for 10 seconds and already know he needs a break from denver
05:48leave him alone
06:11okay kathleen grady sharon and rocko you want more sibling videos
06:15well it's cute watching you guys asking for sibling videos with each other
06:19now enjoy these clips of sisters and brothers
06:23i'll be there when you meet me
06:25yeah that's for sure
06:32and i know you'll be there for me
06:35no matter what's in your soul
06:40i'll pick you up when you fall
06:45stick with you through it all
06:47yeah you're my best friend
06:52together till the end
06:56and when you need a hand
07:01i'll be a helping one tonight
07:05yeah you're my best friend
07:24together till the end
07:28and when you need a hand
07:33i gotta help you want to live
07:38yeah you're my best friend
07:48hey wanna see your funny video on tv
07:51just upload it to afv.com
08:05some days are all green traffic lights
08:08and finding a twenty dollar bill in the laundry
08:10other days are red traffic lights
08:12and finding a hair in your taco
08:15it's like the universe decided
08:17sorry pal it's not your day
08:19luckily for us these people got their bad day
08:22on video
08:26careful that's not a load-bearing floor
08:41here's why more fun than a bucket of lizards
08:43isn't a saying
08:56this duo is turning into a trio
09:04isn't there anyone in this church
09:06willing to help this guy
09:25sometimes you go strong to the hoop
09:27sometimes the hoop goes strong to you
09:32now while you've got the hose out
09:34you might want to fill the base of the hoop
09:36so this doesn't happen again
09:39birds flying and formation
09:41tend to leave a different formation
09:43all over the deck
09:44oh my gosh are you freaking kidding me
09:54oh my gosh i'm disgusted
09:57okay well that was beautiful
09:59but there is all over mrs dad
10:02and on me
10:05oh my gosh
10:08oh let me turn this off
10:10oh my gosh
10:13hats off to you
10:25sometimes that rattling in your walls
10:28isn't your pipes
10:29you see that
10:30oh
10:31oh
10:31oh
10:33oh
10:46adults think it's easy being a kid
10:49ha
10:50i say
10:50hey adults
10:51when was the last time you worried about cooties
10:55yeah that's what i thought
10:56now here's some kids having a tough time
10:59with some totally non-cooties related problems
11:02hey man don't get your cooties on me
11:06jesse
11:07no dating until you're 30
11:24i'm not ready for you
11:25not ready for you yet
11:26okay go ahead i'll close your eyes
11:28a good magician never reveals his secrets
11:31he's not looking
11:33a bad magician uses see-through cups
11:37and doesn't realize he has no secrets
11:39okay which one is it in
11:41which one
11:51i used to pick boogers at your house
11:55but not anymore
11:56not anymore
11:57i used to put them by your piano
12:01what
12:05you used to put the boogers by my piano
12:07on the wall by your patio
12:10well i'm glad you don't do that anymore
12:16what are you looking for
12:17he can't understand why one hand is twice as warm as the other
12:21your glove
12:22your mitten
12:24you're holding it in your other hand
12:28he's so close to figuring this out
12:30other hand
12:31come on
12:31you can do it
12:32look at that hand
12:34oh
12:43wait a minute
12:44two mittens
12:48so kimmy
12:49ask mom
12:50do you want
12:52pinot noir
12:53you want
12:54pee in the water
13:04i hope the store has a good return policy
13:17can you tell me about your chocolate on your face
13:19what happened
13:20um
13:21a dot
13:25ramen
13:26was on my face
13:28and i washed it
13:30did you wash it with chocolate
13:31yep
13:37i'm happy to say that after all these years
13:40we're still getting tons of funny videos
13:42in fact you could say
13:43we have an embarrassment of riches
13:45plus many of the videos
13:47feature embarrassed people
13:48whose behavior
13:49earned them riches
13:50like a hundred thousand dollars
13:52hollow
13:54you want to leave two or three beers over on this side
13:56just in case
13:57yeah
13:59the beers are going
14:00so if i'm going so
14:01instead of the beers
14:03this guy's b-y-o-b
14:06beer yuts on bridge
14:07got this
14:09i got my money on
14:14that's not the way i want
14:19not even four-wheel drive is enough to conquer some hills
14:30that spare tire says enjoy the ride
14:32i wonder if he is in fact enjoying the ride
14:47i'm going to show you
14:48you feel very bad
14:53am i okay doctor
14:57it looks like you're dead
14:59oh
15:04well what do you know
15:05a camera shy emu
15:09isabella where are you
15:12you're hiding
15:13where are you hiding
15:14i hear you but i don't see you
15:16i'm right here
15:17where
15:19i'm over there
15:21i'm over there
15:22you're over there
15:24is that where you are
15:26where
15:27you're over there
15:28i'm in my castle
15:30you're in your castle
15:31oh that's a stupid mouth
15:33do it again
15:34just smile regular
15:37i want the ocean though
15:38it's always fun when mom and dad try to take a selfie
15:43there it is
15:44okay get
15:45put your help
15:46okay now look up at me
15:47look at me
15:49no look at the camera
15:51oh
15:51see that's a stupid face
15:54get
15:56okay you ready
15:57that's good
15:57one two
16:09i'd like to tell you that the people in this next package are some of the smartest people
16:14on the planet
16:14but that would only be true if they were the only people on the planet
16:18get set for boat hands
16:25this guy hops in the truck to grab something
16:27however the driver doesn't know he's back there
16:40what is that
16:41it's a it's a nose guard right
16:43you know his parents will show this to his girlfriend when he's a teenager
16:47turn it around it's upside down
16:49what's it smell like
16:50what is that
16:51hold it up
16:52let's see what you're holding
16:53there you go
16:54it goes on like that
16:55put it over your face
16:58let's see what's next
17:00let's see what's next
17:01let's see what's next
17:07let's see what's next
17:09let's see what's next
17:09honey where's north
17:10she's looking for the northern lights
17:12and ends up doing a big dipper
17:23two grown men wrestling usually ends with two grown men making a trip to the hardware store
17:41cats are known for their stealth this lady is known for her obliviousness
17:59some couples like to try new things but this couple should stick to old things
18:14he has no idea how much a new window costs but he knows this more than he has
18:30come on dude there is no way he'd dive into that disgusting pool
18:34go
18:35what do you mean go
18:37one other
18:43oh my god
18:55we keep hearing how robots are going to take our jobs but before I saw this next clip I thought
19:01there was one job that was still safe,
19:04bumbling security guard.
19:06Here's to all the Paul Blarts out there
19:09who will soon have to segue into a new line of work.
19:13You know, because he wrote a segue.
19:18You are trespassing.
19:20Leave the premises immediately.
19:22I just sat down.
19:24I just sit here for a minute.
19:26Higher.
19:28Take a break.
19:30You are trespassing.
19:31Leave the premises immediately.
19:33Keep it back.
19:35...
19:37...
20:02...
20:22a sucker's bet is a bet you can't win i don't make those kinds of bets in fact i only
20:28make a bet
20:29when i can spot the sucker a mile away care to wager on some sure things the odds are good
20:36that i'll like
20:36these odds it's time for i'll take that bet you thought grandma could drink a venti frappuccino
20:44and make it through 18 holes of mini golf i'll take that bet that's better
20:55you think the width of a slide isn't just as important as the length of a slide
21:00care to wager okay ready set go
21:10you don't think it's possible to get the tension while you're already in detention lay your money
21:26down you think your son will be playing pro basketball in 20 years i like my chances
21:40you didn't think taking away a cat's toys would force him to find some other way to amuse himself
21:46oh alfonso's about to clean up
21:53oh my god i'm up because some crazy stuff went down this was i'll take that bet
22:04it's time for us to salute some champions at a place where mediocrity is simply not allowed
22:09check out some past videos that made a splash and won a big wad of cash
22:15it's time to have a blast with some big winners from afv's past
22:20let's bow our hearts for prayer heavenly father thank you thank you lord jesus
22:35oh god because joy has come into the world
23:01he has a very subtle way of telling you that he doesn't want to take a bath
23:29tell me all the planets you drew go ahead
23:32This is the Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, of Ceres, Milky Way, Alice, C, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune, tiny
23:42Neptune, and Pluto is even tighter.
23:46That is awesome.
23:47Marshall, tell me what you drew.
23:50I drew my butt.
23:57Let's circle back next week for another Inner Circle.
24:08Okay, all right.
24:10Listen carefully right there.
24:13Did you hear that?
24:15Actually, there was nothing to hear.
24:17I was just getting you ready for Name That Sound.
24:19So listen up at what's about to go down.
24:23Open your ears.
24:24It's time for Name That Sound.
24:30Name That Sound.
24:44Name That Sound.
24:51Name That Sound.
24:57Name That Sound.
25:20And she rode off into the sunset to live happily never after.
25:31A little while ago, we took you to the winner's circle where we caught up with some past winners.
25:36The people in these next videos are hoping to become winners tonight.
25:39So I guess that makes this the hopefuls hexagon?
25:45She finished mopping the upstairs, so she has the rest of the day to relax.
26:03Someone's getting tired of that baby crying all the time.
26:14I'm glad Florida Man got some new toys.
26:16And so is Florida Gator.
26:29All you've got to do, all you've got to do, if you fall, all you've got to do is get
26:43off.
26:45Help, please.
26:47Help, please.
26:48Help, please.
26:48Help, please.
26:49Help, please.
26:49Help, please.
26:51Help, please.
26:51Help, please.
26:51All you've got to do is get up and press the button.
26:55Help, please.
26:55And it's on the ground.
26:58This girl releasing a butterfly realizes the circle of life can be a really tiny circle.
27:08You know, shooting the rock is just an expression.
27:15You're supposed to use a basketball
27:28The photographer only cares about getting the shot
27:30Not about keeping the bride and groom dry for the ceremony
27:34I can get the hook out
27:37All right, I'll come get him
27:49Some people simply cancel their satellite TV
27:52Others like to make a big show of it
28:02That's Matt Rushmore, Jacob, who's the guys on there?
28:04That looks like who?
28:06The Beatles!
28:10It should be the Beatles on Mount Rushmore, but it's not
28:19Next up is a montage of dancing animals set to music
28:23The music, however, was made by humans
28:25I mean, we let a few raccoons take a crack at it
28:28But after listening to what they came up with
28:29We realized we weren't quite ready to go full animal
28:33Son, son, son
28:36So de mi tierra traigo un son
28:38De mil colores
28:39Son, son, son
28:40De monte adentro traigo un son
28:43Te traigo flores
28:44Son, son, son
28:45So de mi tierra traigo un son
28:47Y fruta fresca
28:49Son, son, son
28:50De monte adentro traigo un son
28:52Te repartiendo bellezas
28:54Ten mi tierra traigo un son
28:56Bien sabroso
28:57Bien sabroso
28:58Ten mi tierra traigo un son
29:01Bien sabroso
29:03Ayyyyyy
29:03Ten mi tierra traigo un son
29:06Bien sabroso
29:06Un paĂs rico y sabroso
29:08Ten mi tierra traigo un son
29:10Comiso, comiso, comiso como gozo
29:13Ten mi tierra traigo un son
29:15Bien sabroso
29:16Un cielo lleno de estrellas
29:18Ten mi tierra traigo un son
29:20Ay, de mujeres bellas
29:23Son, son, son, son de mi tierra, traigo un son, con alegrĂa.
29:27Son, son, son, te volte adentro, traigo un son, para la tierra mĂa.
29:32Son, son, son, son de mi tierra, traigo un son, ay, yo te traigo mi son.
29:37Son, son, son, te volte adentro, traigo un son, un abrazo para ti.
29:47Upload your funny video to AFV.com for your chance at 20 grand.
29:53Son, son, son, son, son, son, te volte adentro, traigo un son.
30:01Instant ramen is great because you don't have to wait long to cook it, and it's delicious.
30:06Instant karma is also great because you don't have to wait long to see people get their comeuppance,
30:11which is just as tasty.
30:13Mmm.
30:14Well, ketchup on the afghan.
30:16It's gonna be alive.
30:17I mean, last time you did this one.
30:21No.
30:22Last time.
30:23He's trying to play an internet prank on his sister, who also has the internet.
30:29It's cold.
30:31No, no.
30:31Yeah, feel your hand over that.
30:36You're welcome.
30:42You're the proudest brat in the whole wide world.
30:48It's hot.
30:49Oh.
30:50Oh.
30:54I like when people answer their own question.
30:57It's just that hard to walk upstairs and spike it.
31:08The bigger the water balloon, the bigger the backfire.
31:22A rubber ball and a rubber tire.
31:24That's too much bounce for this kid.
31:34Even the pros don't try the celebration cooler dump all by themselves.
31:54You know what the world needs now?
31:56A boy who's refreshingly honest about when he'd like to eat his veggies.
32:10I hope you've enjoyed a boy who's refreshingly honest about when he'd like to eat his veggies.
32:20That was just what the world needed.
32:22Now it needs one last chance to laugh at some funny videos before we find out which three clips have
32:28a chance to win 20 grand.
32:30Man, I'm so nervous.
32:31I'm so nervous.
32:32Just ask for fingernails.
32:35I'm so nervous.
32:36It's a good Wednesday.
32:39I'd hate to see his Tuesday.
32:49The purpose of a snow blower is to blow the snow the other way.
32:59Hey, show me the card you made.
33:01This is a sorry.
33:03She could make a living creating these for people on our show.
33:06On the inside it says, I'm sorry that you fell down a whole entire flight of stairs.
33:11And I love you, Dado.
33:15Hello guys, so today.
33:17To keep his basketball video channel fresh, he added a sidekick, Scooter Boy.
33:23Ahhhh!
33:26What?
33:28Oh God.
33:32Ryan, let me see it.
33:33Let me see it.
33:33You got it baby.
33:37Oh!
33:38Oh!
33:40Oh!
33:40Oh!
33:41Oh!
33:42Oh!
33:43Oh!
33:44Oh!
33:44Oh!
33:50Oh!
33:52Oh!
33:54Oh!
33:56Oh!
33:57Oh!
33:58Oh!
33:58Oh!
33:59Oh!
34:00Oh!
34:03Oh!
34:04Oh!
34:05This mom is a next level hide and seek.
34:08You sure need it on?
34:14Mom!
34:17Oh!
34:19Oh!
34:22I hope he's dreaming of a soft place to land.
34:27Oh!
34:33What are the days of the week?
34:35Saturday,
34:38Plotman,
34:40Blue Bear,
34:44Spade and Whip,
34:46Winnie the Pooh,
34:49we have Destiny Month,
34:52we have PSR.
34:57Bye, and see you later, Mom.
34:59And that's the days of the week?
35:01Yes.
35:01Now, Saturday weekend, we'll see you all weekend.
35:06Bye, Mom.
35:07Bye.
35:11At AFB, we love dogs and dogs love treats.
35:15And the only thing better than giving a dog a treat
35:17is a dog giving itself a treat by placing it on a spatula
35:21and then letting Fido flip it to himself.
35:23That's why the Spatula Treat Trick is tonight's Assignment America.
35:27Now, rather than further explain how your pooch needs to be trained,
35:30check out these examples.
35:34Good boy.
35:35Hit it.
35:37Good boy!
35:40Up.
35:42Up.
35:45Wait.
35:46Up.
35:48Nice job.
35:50Now, Jess, be a good boy and tell us more.
35:55Finally, an Assignment America that both you and your dog can really flip for.
35:59All you need is a spatula, a treat, and enough patience to teach your pooch a fun new trick.
36:03A trick that could win you a treat of 20 or even 100 grand.
36:06Just upload the video to AFB.com.
36:09For full contest rules, log on to AFB.com.
36:11Because flipping treats with your hound is even more fun than it sounds.
36:22We've had lots of laughs, we've grinned ear to ear.
36:25Now let's send someone's bank account into the stratosphere.
36:28Let's meet our finalists.
36:29First up, we all know ice is slippery and snow can be too.
36:33But for this family, the concept appears to be new.
36:35It's Frozen Foursome Fall sent in by Justice Bradbury from Gladewater, Texas.
36:43It's real slippery right here.
36:46Real slippery?
36:47Care to demonstrate?
36:50Ooh.
36:53Ow.
36:57Ow.
36:58Ow.
37:02Joining us are Justice Josh, Hudson, and Henry.
37:06Now, first of all, despite all the falling, no one got hurt, right?
37:11No.
37:11Nobody was hurt.
37:12The only thing that was hurt was our pride.
37:14Okay.
37:15That was it.
37:16Now, who convinced you to send the video to AFB?
37:20It was my wife's co-workers and some family friends.
37:25We love them.
37:25And also, as far as we know, we've never had a video where four people fall, so that's
37:31pretty cool.
37:34I'm happy to be the first.
37:35There you go.
37:36There you go.
37:37Good luck, y'all.
37:39All right.
37:41Next up, this pooch loves his dinner right down to his soul.
37:45He loves it so much, he tries eating his bowl.
37:48It's Dog Dish Doofus sent in by Darcy Mannion from St. Louis, Missouri.
37:57Is it stuck?
37:58He's just making sure no one steals his bowl between meals.
38:02You good, man?
38:03You can't eat that.
38:06Why so serious?
38:10All right.
38:11Now, Darcy, how did Como get the bowl stuck in his mouth?
38:16Well, he's always used to taking his bowl between meals and he just wanted to hold on
38:23to that bowl extra tight this one time around.
38:25So, he really squeezed it in there.
38:27All right, all right.
38:28Now, does he still pick it up and carry it around?
38:31No, he does not.
38:33We actually had to get a ceramic dog bowl because we got tired of having to find the dog bowl
38:39wherever it was in the house or the backyard between meals.
38:42So, he doesn't do that anymore.
38:44Well, you know what?
38:45You got some good thinking.
38:48And good luck.
38:52And finally, nose picking is yucky.
38:54Let's make that clear.
38:55But do you know what's worse?
38:57Leaving a souvenir.
38:58It's Piano Boogie Boy sent in by Debbie Ilias from Sauk Center, Minnesota.
39:04I used to pick boogers at your house, but not anymore.
39:09Not anymore?
39:11I used to put them by your patio.
39:14What?
39:17You used to put the boogers by my piano?
39:21On the wall by your patio.
39:25Joining us are Debbie, Axel, and Angie.
39:27Now, Debbie, after Axel, made this startling confession to you.
39:32Did you find any evidence that the story was true?
39:37Uh, the writing was on the wall, as were the boogers.
39:40Yes.
39:41The writing on the...
39:42Well, I apologize for using a technical term, but...
39:46My husband actually found it.
39:48We sent him the video, and he's the one that recovered it.
39:52Well, good yuck.
39:54I mean, good luck.
39:56Good luck.
39:57All right.
39:57All right.
39:59All right.
39:59Well, we're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
40:02But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable
40:06mention.
40:07All right.
40:22Bye.
40:24Bye.
40:25Bye.
40:26Bye.
40:28Bye.
40:44Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
40:46$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:50Here we go.
40:50Our third place $4,000 winner is...
40:53Frozen Foursome Falls, sent in by Justice Bradbury from Gladewater, Texas.
41:02And the winner of the $20,000 and tonight's funniest home video is...
41:08Piano Boogie Boys, sent in by Debbie Hilliard from Song Center, Minnesota, with Axl, Angie, and Debbie.
41:16Yes.
41:17Now, congratulations.
41:20Now, this was shot 10 years ago.
41:23Axl, I heard you were a little embarrassed about sending in the video,
41:26but how do you feel about your booger confession now that you won?
41:32Is it worth it, buddy?
41:33Yeah.
41:36I think he's still in shock.
41:38That's what I think.
41:39Well, it was good you admitted it,
41:41and even better that you sent the video to us.
41:43Congratulations.
41:44You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:48Oh, my God.
41:52Well, that's our show, and on behalf of our entire crew,
41:55I'd just like to say,
41:56I wish I hadn't eaten so many french fries during lunch.
41:59Yeah, am I right?
42:00Am I like, they're just kind of sitting there.
42:02Anyway, we'll see you next time,
42:04and don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
42:07we'll send you an AFV t-shirt.
42:08So good night, everybody, and remember,
42:10send your video to me, you might win 20 Gs.
42:12Good night, y'all.
42:43Good night, y'all.
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