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NEW🔥🍀An Unreliable Guide on Dating Your CEO
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00:00:00Hello, and welcome to my guide on how to lose a guy in one gate.
00:00:04Now, where is my unwilling participant?
00:00:11Holy fuck, is this the guy?
00:00:13Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:00:16No, focus on my $5,000.
00:00:19Excuse me.
00:00:21You must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:00:26Actually, I'm not her.
00:00:27I'm only here because...
00:00:33Your boyfriend's debt's way overdue, Miss Lisa.
00:00:36You can't pay it back.
00:00:39Well, I guess you'd have to pay for it a different way.
00:00:44Ex-boyfriend.
00:00:45And I didn't spend a penny if I go find him.
00:00:47You filed for it.
00:00:48Now, you gotta pay it back.
00:00:50Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:00:53Miss Lisa from B&G Group.
00:00:55Fine, but losing my job isn't gonna help either of us.
00:00:59Can I...
00:01:00Can I have one week?
00:01:03You have three days.
00:01:08CEO, Alex, is the chairman's grandson.
00:01:10Eligible bachelor alert.
00:01:12I can't wait to meet him when he comes in later.
00:01:14Hey, I'm talking to you.
00:01:16You little slut.
00:01:17What are you doing all that for?
00:01:19I have one step towards becoming married to a goldmine.
00:01:24I'm going to take this opportunity.
00:01:26These people look so gullible.
00:01:29Because it might be the last time I can.
00:01:31How do I look?
00:01:32Give me that.
00:01:33Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive.
00:01:35Yeah, but I want to use it on my...
00:01:36Please, it's...
00:01:36Let me pay to break it to you, ladies, but...
00:01:40It's not gonna happen.
00:01:42And who are you to say that?
00:01:43Oh, I'm Alex's first love.
00:01:46Seriously?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:50Ten years ago, it was a dark and stormy night in the middle of the desert,
00:01:55and he came riding in on a horse, completely shirtless.
00:01:59His abs were so hot and sweaty.
00:02:02And then, keep going.
00:02:07To unlock the rest of the story, you're gonna have to...
00:02:10Pay me five bucks.
00:02:12I don't carry cash.
00:02:13And then what?
00:02:25Well, so he jumped off his horse and came and found me,
00:02:29and we started ripping off each other's clothes,
00:02:31just completely tearing them apart, so animalistic.
00:02:34And then...
00:02:35And then, he was the Thor.
00:02:38You couldn't raise his hammer.
00:02:40I couldn't...
00:02:43The CEO is right behind you.
00:02:48It was actually the best sex of my life, sir.
00:02:51Like, so good.
00:02:52I've been thinking about it for years.
00:02:53Seriously awesome.
00:02:55God, I'm so lucky he didn't see my face.
00:02:59You should write for a good novel.
00:03:01Should I fire you so that you can chase your fantasy writer's dream?
00:03:07I'm so doomed.
00:03:10Fuck my life!
00:03:14Hey, what's up?
00:03:15Help, Lisa.
00:03:16Uh, I need you to front me for a blind date.
00:03:19What?
00:03:22Fuck.
00:03:22How do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:03:26So, what did you want to talk about?
00:03:28Well, my dad is trying to set me up on some blind date with some rich man's son,
00:03:33and I need you to sabotage this hypocritical political arrangement.
00:03:38No.
00:03:39What if I gave you...
00:03:41A thousand dollars?
00:03:42No.
00:03:43No deal.
00:03:44No way.
00:03:45Two thousand dollars.
00:03:47No.
00:03:48Okay.
00:03:48Five thousand dollars.
00:03:49Take it or leave it.
00:03:51You have three days.
00:03:53You gotta pay it back.
00:03:54Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:03:58It's just a date.
00:03:59How bad can it be?
00:04:01Deal.
00:04:02Only because I'm your friend.
00:04:05And make him bear my name.
00:04:06Okay?
00:04:07Okay.
00:04:07I'll make sure he wishes he was never born.
00:04:10Perfect.
00:04:11One date, and I will make him cry like a baby.
00:04:30Holy fuck.
00:04:32Is this the guy?
00:04:32Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:04:35No.
00:04:35Focus on my five thousand dollars.
00:04:38Excuse me.
00:04:40You must be Elsa Smith.
00:04:43From the Smith family.
00:04:52Just stay calm.
00:04:53I'm not going to be swayed by your looks.
00:04:56Time to scare off this man with my three signature moves.
00:05:00First, be rude.
00:05:09Sorry, I have so much limb in my throat.
00:05:12It's so great to meet you.
00:05:15Number two.
00:05:16Get physical.
00:05:19Your fingers are like so long and nimble.
00:05:22I bet you can do like a lot of things with them.
00:05:25Mm-hmm.
00:05:28He's totally freaking out.
00:05:30You know, I got this amazing pedicure today.
00:05:33Want to see?
00:05:36He must think I'm a slut now.
00:05:38Isn't it so pretty?
00:05:40I love hot pink.
00:05:42Whoops.
00:05:46Take my card.
00:05:53We should get a job at Good Novel.
00:05:59I cannot let him remember my face.
00:06:04That guy is your new CEO?
00:06:07Yes.
00:06:07I'm not kidding, Elsa.
00:06:08Get here right now.
00:06:09I'm leaving.
00:06:09Calm down and listen to me, okay?
00:06:11There's literally no chance he's ever going to run into you again.
00:06:14He's the CEO and you're just some random employee.
00:06:17I promise, please, just get through tonight and I will give you more money.
00:06:23Okay.
00:06:24Calm down, Lisa.
00:06:26He hasn't recognized me yet.
00:06:28I just need to get this date over with.
00:06:34So, I hear you're a businessman.
00:06:37You know, my daddy's the governor, but I hate moochers.
00:06:40Is that the PDD group under your family?
00:06:43That was a part-time job.
00:06:46So what is it you do exactly?
00:06:49Number three.
00:06:50Be provocative as fuck.
00:06:54I do a little thing called OnlyFans.
00:07:00You want to make a video?
00:07:03What?
00:07:05No one's going to like this fat shit crazy chick now.
00:07:13Hey guys, welcome to Just Splash Studios.
00:07:16Oh shit.
00:07:17What did I get myself into?
00:07:23Hmm.
00:07:25She's messing with me.
00:07:27Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
00:07:31What can I help you with?
00:07:32We'll take the Just Splash for two.
00:07:34Great.
00:07:35Which one would you guys like?
00:07:36We'll let the lady decide.
00:07:38We have room number one, BDSM.
00:07:48Room number two, Uniform Temptation.
00:08:01I need to get out of here.
00:08:02Now.
00:08:03I'll just, uh, the bathroom.
00:08:07Oh shit.
00:08:22First date.
00:08:23I would never think a governor's daughter would do that.
00:08:25That's just disgusting.
00:08:26I cannot believe that she has to be part of our plan.
00:08:29She just hawked a loogie in a cup.
00:08:31I mean, like, did you look at it?
00:08:35Listen, I'm going to make a phone call and call the cousins
00:08:37and make sure we get this whole thing taken care of.
00:08:38You'll never have to see her again.
00:08:41Cheers.
00:08:49Damn, girl.
00:08:50You are chugging that.
00:08:51What has gotten into you?
00:08:53I'm telling you, if I didn't have to deal with David,
00:08:55I would have never done that.
00:08:57Well, trick you told.
00:08:59I would have called the cops on him.
00:09:01But let's not worry about him tonight.
00:09:04By the way, is everything all good?
00:09:07Like, there's not going to be some CEO at my ass now?
00:09:09Because he's thoroughly freaked out.
00:09:11You will never have to deal with him again.
00:09:18Hi, Daddy.
00:09:21Uh-huh.
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:25Love you, too.
00:09:28What did you do?
00:09:30He's asking me, well, no, asking you to marry him.
00:09:44God, I can't be late for this meeting.
00:09:54Seriously?
00:09:55I thought I'd never see him again.
00:09:56Uh, going down, little lady.
00:09:58You coming or not?
00:09:59Yeah.
00:10:03Design department.
00:10:06Alex, what are you thinking about this marriage?
00:10:08I mean, are you serious?
00:10:10Are you just screwing around?
00:10:12Sir, why don't we wait to have that conversation
00:10:14when we get upstairs in private?
00:10:18Don't look at my face.
00:10:19Don't look at my face.
00:10:25Excuse me.
00:10:30Excuse me.
00:10:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:42Drop this.
00:10:45Keep it.
00:10:51What's going on, boss?
00:10:52What are you thinking?
00:10:53What are we having?
00:10:55I'll just, uh, the bathroom.
00:10:59Oh.
00:11:02What about Dale?
00:11:05Wrong person.
00:11:10Alex is asking to meet with you right now.
00:11:13If I lose my job because of this,
00:11:15you're going to have to support me.
00:11:17Well, let's just hope my dad doesn't disown me
00:11:19if he finds out about this.
00:11:20Anyway, all you have to do is reject him on the spot.
00:11:23Make him believe that marriage is not going to happen.
00:11:26I promise everything will be fine,
00:11:28and I swear this is the last time I'm asking you to do this.
00:11:32What do I get in return?
00:11:34The world is your oyster,
00:11:36and my purses are yours.
00:11:39Not bad.
00:11:40My debt could be paid off.
00:11:46What's the matter, Elsa?
00:11:48We're not putting in our show tonight, are we?
00:11:50Speak your mind.
00:11:51Somebody's waiting for me.
00:11:52Good.
00:11:53I don't want to keep anybody waiting,
00:11:54so here's the deal.
00:11:56I want the marriage as soon as possible.
00:12:00Stop.
00:12:01When did I say I was going to marry you?
00:12:06Let me say this again.
00:12:09If you're my wife,
00:12:11you and your family will have all the money in the world.
00:12:13How are you and I can even hold seats to the Senate?
00:12:16If you want, of course.
00:12:18First Dave, now this?
00:12:19Is there even one man left in the world that cares about love?
00:12:23Fuck you.
00:12:24You know, people like you only treat marriage like it's some business transaction.
00:12:28This is a business transaction, Elsa.
00:12:31It's not love.
00:12:32Of course, I can make an exception, but...
00:12:39Have you ever been in love?
00:12:41No.
00:12:42You haven't.
00:12:44You've never known what that feels like.
00:12:46Never known what that feels like.
00:12:47Never known what that feels like.
00:12:49You know, never start something if you're not going to finish it.
00:13:01You and I are nothing alike, Alex.
00:13:04I still believe in love,
00:13:06while you are a power-hungry cynic with nothing left in your heart.
00:13:09Alex.
00:13:11Elsa, wait.
00:13:13Hey.
00:13:14I want to say I'm sorry for making you cry earlier.
00:13:17You didn't make me cry.
00:13:19You're not worth my tears.
00:13:22I mean,
00:13:23don't you think it was kind of rude just leaving me back there?
00:13:26I don't want to talk about this.
00:13:28You're a self-entitled, self-obsessed dick.
00:13:48Here.
00:13:50Oh, shit.
00:13:51He's so cute.
00:13:55I'm going to fall in love.
00:13:59Is this how he really plays things out?
00:14:02Because, if so, I'm really crushing on him.
00:14:06Here.
00:14:07Thanks.
00:14:09Oh, she's so pretty.
00:14:14Oh, my God.
00:14:16That's a governor's daughter.
00:14:21What the hell?
00:14:23What the hell just happened?
00:14:29Hello?
00:14:30Sir, we have the footage from that day.
00:14:43It's not Elsa Smith.
00:14:49Wait, wait.
00:14:49Hang on a second.
00:14:50Did she actually say that?
00:14:53So you think it's true?
00:14:55Am I really that despicable in a woman's eyes?
00:14:59I don't know, boss.
00:15:00You know, look.
00:15:01Some people could think that you're a little self-entitled, right?
00:15:05I mean, obviously, everybody knows that you're a super self-entitled.
00:15:07Have you ever been in love?
00:15:09No.
00:15:09You haven't.
00:15:11You've never known what that feels like.
00:15:16Oh, shit, boss.
00:15:16Are you crying?
00:15:17Oh, my God.
00:15:18Dude, I didn't mean to make you cry.
00:15:19I just...
00:15:19Boss, I'm just kidding.
00:15:21I didn't mean to actually know your feelings.
00:15:22I didn't know you're Sam.
00:15:22I'm sorry, if you're sad.
00:15:24What's going on with the senator?
00:15:25Oh, senator, right, yeah.
00:15:27We have used all of the resources at our disposal to sway public opinion, which is good.
00:15:32But what's not good, bad news, is that we used all the resources at our disposal, and
00:15:37now we don't have any resources left to sway the senator's opinion.
00:15:40So that is unfortunate for us right now.
00:15:42We have to figure that out.
00:15:43Okay.
00:15:44Yeah.
00:15:44Look.
00:15:56Lisa, did you forget about our quarterly meeting today?
00:16:00The CEO is here.
00:16:01Can I skip it?
00:16:04No, girl.
00:16:04Come on.
00:16:06Why is he fucking everywhere?
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:17Camouflage.
00:16:18Nicely done.
00:16:23Guys, I gotta say, this is beautiful.
00:16:28Why don't you design it?
00:16:29That's from Lisa, Mr. Brown.
00:16:33Miss.
00:16:34My talent being recognized at the worst possible time.
00:16:38Not my life.
00:16:39Miss, why are you looking away?
00:16:42Should I just pass out on the spot?
00:16:45Boss!
00:16:46Got the documents you've been asking about?
00:16:48You're the man, Sammy.
00:16:51When will this freaking meeting end?
00:16:55All right, guys.
00:16:56Meeting adjourned.
00:16:58Uh, hang on one second.
00:17:13What was she wearing that night?
00:17:15Kind of hard to forget.
00:17:17Leopard print.
00:17:18Gold shoes.
00:17:21Black fishnets.
00:17:23Bold, Sammy.
00:17:31Where have I seen that guy before?
00:17:37Uh, miss?
00:17:38You getting in or not?
00:17:40Yeah.
00:17:41Fuck!
00:17:42That has to be Alex's assistant, Sam.
00:17:47Hi.
00:17:48Hey, girl.
00:17:49I can't do this anymore.
00:17:51My cover's blown.
00:17:52Hi, what's going on?
00:17:53What if I just tell him?
00:17:55It's better to confess than being exposed.
00:17:57There might be room for maneuver.
00:18:00That was crazy as fuck.
00:18:01What's wrong with losing it?
00:18:02Yeah, what's this deal?
00:18:03I don't know.
00:18:07You shameless bitch!
00:18:09You fucking liar!
00:18:10Get the fuck out of my office!
00:18:13Let's do this another time.
00:18:22Not him again.
00:18:26Excuse me.
00:18:28You coming in?
00:18:39He smells good.
00:18:42Why is my heart beating so fast?
00:18:55The power will come back on him.
00:19:04Oh, God.
00:19:11Oh, God.
00:19:16Oh, God.
00:19:18Oh, God.
00:19:46Are you okay?
00:19:47Are you okay?
00:19:51Does he have claustrophobia?
00:19:54Hey, hey.
00:19:55Open the door, okay?
00:19:57Don't be afraid.
00:20:02Are you okay?
00:20:03Okay?
00:20:04Alex, are you okay?
00:20:06You okay?
00:20:07Where's Bobby and Daddy?
00:20:09Your parents have been in a very serious accident, son.
00:20:14Serious accident, son.
00:20:15Accident, son.
00:20:19Hey, hey.
00:20:20Are you okay?
00:20:21Don't come near me.
00:20:23Stay back.
00:20:24He's not getting better.
00:20:26Does he have PTSD?
00:20:28Hey.
00:20:28Get away from me.
00:20:29Get away from me.
00:20:30Hey.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31Calm down.
00:20:31You're going to hurt yourself.
00:20:33Alex, stop that.
00:20:34You're going to hurt yourself.
00:20:36Stop.
00:20:36Get out.
00:20:36Get out.
00:20:39What are you going to do?
00:20:40Give me rabies?
00:20:44Your voice sounds familiar.
00:20:48No.
00:20:49I work for the janitor.
00:20:52Janitor?
00:20:53You should come closer.
00:20:56No, I've got to go.
00:20:59Hey, wait.
00:21:00I just...
00:21:02I want to say thank you.
00:21:19Jamie.
00:21:20Jamie.
00:21:20Boss, I got some news for you.
00:21:21The girl you went on a date with was not Elsa Smith.
00:21:23It was Lisa from the design team.
00:21:37Daring to threaten Lisa?
00:21:39Oh, you are so dead.
00:21:47Oh, let me get this for you.
00:21:51Hey.
00:21:52This is my favorite tea.
00:21:54Is there anything else I can help you with?
00:21:56What's up?
00:21:56Hey, whoo-hoo!
00:21:57Hey!
00:22:08This isn't the girl from Alex's date.
00:22:11She's way too pretty.
00:22:13And her hair is red.
00:22:15Are you Elsa Smith?
00:22:16Uh-huh.
00:22:20What are you doing here?
00:22:21I'm sorry, what?
00:22:22Oh, I know exactly who you are.
00:22:24And if I find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with Lisa,
00:22:27oh, you are so dead.
00:22:39Isn't it so pretty?
00:22:41Miss, why are you looking away?
00:22:44You didn't make me cry.
00:22:45You're not worth my tears.
00:22:47Lisa Davis.
00:22:49It was you all along.
00:22:54It was you all along.
00:23:03Hello?
00:23:04Alex?
00:23:04I want you to clear your schedule.
00:23:07You're going to drive me to see an old army.
00:23:09About time.
00:23:10I have a date.
00:23:12A date?
00:23:13A date is more important than me?
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:17A date.
00:23:18Date?
00:23:20Date.
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:23Okay.
00:23:24All right.
00:23:25Ah, listen.
00:23:26I'll take care of myself.
00:23:28You go do that because you are getting married.
00:23:31And I want a full report of how it goes.
00:23:35You got it.
00:23:36Bye.
00:23:37Bye.
00:23:37Bye.
00:23:41Bye.
00:23:42Bye.
00:23:44Alex is definitely a lone wolf.
00:23:46Like, he doesn't ask his family for anything.
00:23:48You know, I actually heard the craziest story.
00:23:51That he was kidnapped by our ex-CEO, Mr. Gray.
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:55No way.
00:23:56But it gets even crazier because he took out his own kidnappers.
00:24:00And then he got rid of everybody in the company that was related to Mr. Gray.
00:24:03And I don't mean just fired.
00:24:05I mean, he got rid of him.
00:24:07He's cruel, but brave.
00:24:09I mean, a little hot, but still cruel.
00:24:13I know.
00:24:13Do you even remember Steve from HR?
00:24:15I know.
00:24:16Me either.
00:24:18One day he was here, the next.
00:24:19Oof.
00:24:20He's gone.
00:24:21He's dead.
00:24:22It's the power of Alex, you know?
00:24:24I just wonder how many bodies were there.
00:24:30Don't come near me.
00:24:31No!
00:24:32No!
00:24:33Now that I know his little secret, am I also going to be one of those dead bodies?
00:24:44I have a proposal for you, Miss Elsa.
00:24:47I thought I made myself pretty clear that I don't want anything to do with you.
00:24:51Hear me out.
00:24:51I just want you to act out the rest of the show for the sake of my grandpa.
00:24:54And for your time, I'll pay you $50,000.
00:24:58$50,000?
00:25:04Sorry to disappoint, but I'm still not interested.
00:25:07My daddy is the governor of Washington, for God's sake.
00:25:09I didn't exactly grow up on a meal stipend.
00:25:14Shit!
00:25:14How can I retract that?
00:25:19What does she mean by this?
00:25:21If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji,
00:25:33we need a little more context, boss.
00:25:35What are we talking about?
00:25:37It's just for a friend.
00:25:40That doesn't mean shit.
00:25:41They call it a little butt press, a little butt play, maybe?
00:25:46I don't know.
00:25:47Why don't I go make a few phone calls and figure it out?
00:25:48How about that?
00:25:49Yeah, yeah, all right.
00:25:53I'm a patient man, Lisa Davis.
00:25:56But you'll fall into my trap.
00:26:05God damn it.
00:26:17You vowed for it.
00:26:18You gotta pay it back.
00:26:20Shit.
00:26:21Alex, not now.
00:26:23Where can I hide from both of them?
00:26:39Who are you?
00:26:40Who are you?
00:26:41Consider some warning.
00:26:43Don't come near her again.
00:26:44That bitch!
00:26:45I mean, that lay out me money.
00:26:48How much?
00:26:48$150,000 plus interest.
00:26:57$150,000.
00:27:00Who's her?
00:27:07I'll raise my compensation to $150,000, Miss Elsa.
00:27:10Please reconsider my offer.
00:27:12Three dates.
00:27:13$150,000.
00:27:14Nothing other than coffee chats or dinner.
00:27:16However, if you break our contract, you will have to pay me back double.
00:27:20This is perfect.
00:27:23It's the exact amount I need.
00:27:27The economy is not doing too hot in Washington these days.
00:27:30Contract is signed.
00:27:32Looking forward to it.
00:27:33Me too.
00:27:35Game on.
00:27:38Time to pay up after jerking me around.
00:27:41Any miles?
00:27:43I'm not available right now.
00:27:51Fine.
00:27:52Give me a minute.
00:27:55Hey.
00:27:56Why did you need me?
00:28:00So here's the thing.
00:28:01We both know each other pretty well, yeah?
00:28:05But there's still some loose ends we put tie up.
00:28:08Uh, what do you want to know?
00:28:14You said you worked at a family firm.
00:28:17Mm-hmm.
00:28:21What exactly do you guys specialize in?
00:28:27Um, well, we specialize in, uh, feminine products.
00:28:33Mm-hmm.
00:28:33You wouldn't understand.
00:28:42Elaborate.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:46Um, everything I'm wearing right now is for my brains.
00:28:50Keep on lying.
00:28:54Why am I here, Alex?
00:28:55You could have called me about this.
00:28:56Right now.
00:28:57I guess it's a big waste of our time, huh?
00:29:00Uh-huh.
00:29:00We'll see you around.
00:29:06Did you have 20 miles, please?
00:29:12Hey.
00:29:12Where the hell are you, girl?
00:29:14Mr. Proud just scheduled a meeting and happened in like 20 minutes.
00:29:17You better be back before then.
00:29:19What?
00:29:26If I go in there now, he's going to recognize me.
00:29:31Sammy.
00:29:33So, we think it would be a good idea with the flu going around if everybody wore masks during
00:29:37the staff meetings.
00:29:39So, if you feel a little tickle in your throat, feeling a little sicky, pop on a mask.
00:29:44Protect your friends.
00:29:45Thank God for the flu.
00:29:49Where have you been?
00:29:51Why are you so late?
00:29:52Because your parents have been waiting for me.
00:29:54What?
00:29:54What are you talking about?
00:29:55Why does he care where I am?
00:29:57I don't know.
00:29:58Um, Lisa's here, Mr. Man.
00:29:59So, guys, I have very exciting news.
00:30:03Lisa, from the design team, has made it to the finals of the competition.
00:30:07What?
00:30:08Oh, God.
00:30:09Now, wait a minute.
00:30:11I have even better news.
00:30:14This is the first competition since I took office, so I'll be involved every step of the
00:30:18way, which means, Lisa, you and I will be going to the business meeting together down
00:30:22at the factory to pick out the fabrics.
00:30:26Wow.
00:30:27Yeah.
00:30:27So exciting.
00:30:29How can I get through an entire day and night with him?
00:30:38Sammy.
00:30:39Hey, boss.
00:30:40Listen, Tompkins is pressing again, and with the bill going through in a couple days, this
00:30:44is just, uh...
00:30:45It's not looking good for us, man.
00:30:47Tompkins, Sammy.
00:30:48The hell is Tompkins?
00:30:50Tompkins Wyatt, man.
00:30:52The senator, the guy who's trying to get us kicked out of Washington.
00:30:55What's going on with you right now, buddy?
00:30:57Oh, the senator.
00:30:59Sammy, don't worry.
00:31:00Look, I have my ways.
00:31:01Yeah, that's cute, buddy.
00:31:02But listen, I don't think you do, because you just forgot what the senator's name was,
00:31:06so...
00:31:06Listen, I think it'd be best if you just got...
00:31:13I need to check out the measurements of this one.
00:31:15Sure.
00:31:16Oh, my God.
00:31:39I'll see you next time.
00:31:41I'll see you next time.
00:31:58Are you alright?
00:32:06Crap.
00:32:07Is he actually going to do that?
00:32:24Alex, Alex, Alex, wake up.
00:32:26Fuck, I shouldn't have tried to get that folder.
00:32:28Alex, come on, wake up, wake up.
00:32:30Help, somebody help me.
00:32:34Alex, wake up, wake up.
00:32:37There's something I need to tell you, okay?
00:32:38Please, please wake up.
00:32:46Well, what is it exactly?
00:32:50Hey, ow, that hurt even more.
00:32:52I'm out of here.
00:32:53Are you just going to leave me here with my ankles still hurting?
00:32:57Yeah.
00:33:01Hey, ow!
00:33:03Ow!
00:33:11Jill.
00:33:36I have to confess something to you.
00:33:40I was at the elevator when you passed out.
00:33:45When I was 18, I stole my dad's car and got into this bad car crash.
00:33:50And I could never drive again.
00:33:53But now I'm driving your car right now, so...
00:33:57What I'm trying to say is you can overcome your fears.
00:34:02So...
00:34:02Stop.
00:34:03Stop.
00:34:04I'm just trying to help you.
00:34:06I know, I know.
00:34:06I, like...
00:34:08It's enough.
00:34:11I apologize to a girl, Sammy.
00:34:35I apologize to a girl, Sammy.
00:34:40I apologize to a girl, Sammy.
00:34:44I mean, what do I have to do to make her forget me?
00:34:47Well, I don't know from personal experience, boss, but from what I've heard is you find out their preference and
00:34:52you strike with precision.
00:34:55How do I know what she likes?
00:34:57Oh, well, that's easy.
00:34:58All of our employees fill out a little questionnaire on their first day.
00:35:01It's got their interests, hobbies, you know, stuff they like to do, things like that.
00:35:05Sammy.
00:35:06How do you know she's our employee?
00:35:09Did I say our?
00:35:10I...
00:35:11I think what I said was, uh...
00:35:13Are you...
00:35:14You're looking thirsty.
00:35:15Are you ready for that next cup of hot coffee?
00:35:18Yeah.
00:35:19Coffee.
00:35:19Sammy.
00:35:20Hot coffee.
00:35:20I got it, boss.
00:35:21Or you're not hot yet, but you will be when I get that coffee.
00:35:28Next date is Saturday afternoon, Elsa.
00:35:37Maybe he's a little creepy on the head, but somehow he's like a magnet that always pulls me closer.
00:35:47Did you hear?
00:35:48The senator's gonna pass that bill and drive us out of this state.
00:35:51Oh, I heard, but don't worry.
00:35:53I have it on very good authority that the governor's daughter and Alex are dating.
00:35:58So with that layer of protection from the governor, no one's gonna touch us.
00:36:02Money and looks.
00:36:04Who's gonna reject that?
00:36:05Wish I was the governor's daughter.
00:36:23Hello, lovely.
00:36:25Hello.
00:36:25How are you?
00:36:26I'm good.
00:36:27Here's your gift.
00:36:30Oh my God.
00:36:31How did you know I left Dalmatians?
00:36:33I have plenty more surprises.
00:36:34Oh.
00:36:37Jesus.
00:36:38Stop wiggling, would you?
00:36:39Stop wiggling.
00:36:41What is pooping me?
00:36:44What?
00:36:49Welcome to the kitchen.
00:36:51Make yourself comfortable.
00:36:52I'll get started on dinner.
00:36:55My favorite thing to do, cooking and eating with someone I like.
00:37:02Your hair looks different.
00:37:04Same style?
00:37:05A little different.
00:37:07Decided to go brown.
00:37:08It looks lovely.
00:37:10And the dress?
00:37:12Mm-hmm.
00:37:13Looks great on you.
00:37:15All of it.
00:37:17Smashing.
00:37:18But how did I get so lucky?
00:37:49For you, my love.
00:37:51Ow.
00:37:52Oh, yeah.
00:37:53Bon appetit.
00:38:03Knife to the face.
00:38:04Knife to the face.
00:38:04Knife to the face.
00:38:05Hey, I made you dinner.
00:38:06Oh, okay.
00:38:07Can you put it in my mouth?
00:38:08Yeah?
00:38:08What do you want me to do?
00:38:09Pork.
00:38:10Pork for pork.
00:38:10Yes, yes.
00:38:11It's a dungeon, babe.
00:38:12It's a dungeon, babe.
00:38:18What was that?
00:38:18Marinated in salt?
00:38:20That was fucking disgusting, babe.
00:38:22I tried it.
00:38:22It wasn't that bad.
00:38:23Oh, it wasn't that bad.
00:38:24You tried it.
00:38:25Well, order takeout, like I said.
00:38:29Go.
00:38:48Any comments?
00:38:51It's perfect.
00:38:55You know, when I was growing up, my parents always ordered takeout.
00:38:58They were so busy.
00:39:01I don't think I've ever had a home-cooked meal.
00:39:04So, cooking like this is really special.
00:39:08Maybe.
00:39:09I could be a personal chef.
00:39:14We're here.
00:39:23Because let me tell you.
00:39:27Wow.
00:39:28One month meet-iversary.
00:39:30That just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:39:44I'm not Elsa.
00:39:46I don't deserve any of this.
00:39:48My Cinderella story is over.
00:39:50And I should return where I belong.
00:39:55I have to go.
00:39:57I'm sorry.
00:39:59Everything he did tonight was for Elsa.
00:40:01I can't pretend to be Elsa anymore.
00:40:07David?
00:40:21Boss.
00:40:22Look, not now.
00:40:24Well, there's something.
00:40:25I'm not in the mood, Sammy.
00:40:28Okay.
00:40:29It's just about Lisa's ex-boyfriend, David.
00:40:32What?
00:40:36What about him?
00:40:38Exactly.
00:40:39That's what I thought you were going to say.
00:40:40So, I looked more into Lisa's debt,
00:40:42and it turns out that the whole cause of it
00:40:45is this guy, David.
00:40:47Yeah, she didn't even spend a dime of the money.
00:40:49And then he just squirts her off to the road
00:40:52like a little rat.
00:40:55What a fucking loser.
00:41:01I do think that girls do like losers, though.
00:41:05I mean, she's been paying his debt up until just now,
00:41:07which makes me think that, I mean,
00:41:09she's probably still kind of likes him.
00:41:10She's just saying, please, that is such shit.
00:41:14I'm sorry.
00:41:15I had to tell you, though.
00:41:16You're not.
00:41:17I'm going to apologize.
00:41:18At least now you know I'm not dating the governor's daughter.
00:41:23But if we still want that bill to disappear into thin air,
00:41:27I have to see him immediately.
00:41:30I'm going to get you to the governor.
00:41:32You're sure?
00:41:35I'm sure, boss.
00:41:38See you later, Lisa.
00:41:39Bye, man.
00:41:40Bye.
00:41:44Look, would I have Lisa?
00:41:46I know you're going to give me a chance to apologize.
00:41:49Are you serious, David?
00:41:50Yes, I'm serious.
00:41:50Take a hint, David.
00:41:52A hint?
00:41:52Yeah.
00:41:54You got any shit in me.
00:41:56Really?
00:41:57Really?
00:41:57Hang on, I want to go out with you.
00:41:58Really?
00:41:59Yeah, okay.
00:41:59Really?
00:42:00You're going back with the racks that fast?
00:42:05Bullshit.
00:42:06You still owe me a date.
00:42:08I need you to meet me right now.
00:42:10Who are you hiding from?
00:42:11Did you see somebody?
00:42:14Sorry.
00:42:14Not available right now.
00:42:17Be here in ten minutes or pay double.
00:42:21Sue me.
00:42:24Who are you talking to?
00:42:26None of your business.
00:42:28Shut up!
00:42:30So I might have got you something.
00:42:33Oh.
00:42:34Can we see you?
00:42:42Who did you steal this from?
00:42:45I didn't have to steal it from anybody.
00:42:46I won the lottery, that's all.
00:42:48Okay?
00:42:50Yeah, right.
00:42:51Okay.
00:42:55What are you doing?
00:42:56Look, I'm rich now.
00:42:58Like, I can pay off all the debts that I owe you,
00:43:01and we can go back to living our happy lives,
00:43:04just like we were meant to.
00:43:06Lisa.
00:43:07Mm-hmm.
00:43:07Would you marry me, Lisa?
00:43:11Will you marry me?
00:43:14Will you marry me?
00:43:24No.
00:43:25Is this about the guy earlier?
00:43:28No.
00:43:28It's not about the guy earlier, David.
00:43:30You can't just come waltzing back into my life and think it's going to work out.
00:43:33It's not.
00:43:33this is me making it up to you now okay i could pay you back tenfold i'll write a hundredfold
00:43:40if
00:43:41that's what you want come on you know what david i used to think you were kind of okay maybe
00:43:46nice
00:43:46you're just a piece of shit
00:43:50excuse me stay away from me
00:43:56there are some interesting people here today
00:44:01i don't think they're that bad so i heard david's back yeah and i am definitely over him
00:44:12alex is the new problem what did he do now i think i might be in love with him
00:44:21but he's in love with elsa smith what's the difference it's still you
00:44:26no elsa is a princess lisa is a nobody
00:44:32listen if you need more money or nice clothes to make you feel like a princess you know i got
00:44:37you
00:44:37i don't think money's gonna solve this issue
00:44:39well you know what you look gorgeous and i don't think you need any help come on let's take some
00:44:45photos
00:44:45fine fine fine okay okay
00:45:12so cute i really like you i don't think he likes me he loves you he loves you
00:45:16i don't think he likes me
00:45:21no he loves you he does
00:45:22i don't think he likes me
00:45:23what's wrong baby girl
00:45:25yeah you look for the thirsty little stuff
00:45:27who are you
00:45:30i'm checking you with me tonight whether you like it or not
00:45:32absolutely not
00:45:34jesus
00:45:35what the heck is going on
00:45:36bitch
00:45:37hey
00:45:39come on let's go
00:45:40help
00:45:40help
00:45:41help
00:45:41what are you doing here
00:45:44wait i need you to play please
00:45:45oh these guys
00:45:46oh it's the fucking garbage pail kids look at that
00:45:48get the fuck out of here unless you want to die
00:45:50fucking knife you coward
00:45:51baby i'm gonna get the police all right
00:45:52baby you fucking asshole
00:45:55no
00:45:57no
00:45:57no
00:45:57no
00:45:59no
00:45:59no
00:46:01no
00:46:02no
00:46:02no
00:46:02no
00:46:02no
00:46:02no
00:46:03no
00:46:05no
00:46:12no
00:46:13no
00:46:16no
00:46:17no
00:46:18no
00:46:19no
00:46:28Alex, he's so annoying, oh my god, he made me run 20 fucking miles, also I'm pretty sure
00:46:36his faint was fake, so you're so annoying, I think about you all the time, do you really
00:46:44think about me all the time?
00:46:54what, dreamy?
00:46:56just drink it a little bit
00:47:00there's something I need to tell you Alex, I'm not actually Elsa, I'm Lisa
00:47:10I know
00:47:30I saw
00:47:33can I stay right there, uh
00:47:35hey Sam?
00:47:36yeah
00:47:37serious question
00:47:39yeah, yeah
00:47:40do you like me?
00:47:41what?
00:47:43do you like me?
00:47:45uh, what do you mean?
00:47:46I just really need you to tell me if you like me, because I just said
00:47:50well, I just kind of
00:48:07she, uh, she confessed to me for the first time
00:48:13she stole my first kiss
00:48:18she confessed to me for the first time
00:48:20she stole my first kiss
00:48:24I confess
00:48:26what are you talking about?
00:48:28she confessed to me the other night
00:48:31she told me exactly what she was thinking
00:48:34go ahead and get your hopes up, boss
00:48:36we still got
00:48:37the ex-boyfriend David in the picture
00:48:40who's David?
00:48:42oh
00:48:43you're joking, funny
00:48:45how are you?
00:48:46any update with the governor's schedule?
00:48:49um
00:48:51it's good
00:48:52I, I'm gonna put that on your agenda
00:48:54uh, very soon
00:48:56just not right now
00:48:58Sammy
00:49:00right now
00:49:06I'm not actually Elsa
00:49:07I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa
00:49:09I mean, you were gonna do that sooner or later, so that's good
00:49:12I also said something I probably shouldn't have
00:49:16ugh, same here
00:49:17I did something I really shouldn't have done to Sam
00:49:21we shouldn't have gotten wasted
00:49:23yeah, you're right
00:49:24today really does suck
00:49:25we should not have gotten wasted
00:49:27I did some stupid stuff
00:49:30so, see you at the bar tonight?
00:49:33I'll see you at lunch
00:49:34yeah, goodbye
00:49:36oh
00:49:38you still owe me a date
00:49:40make me at the restaurant after work
00:49:42the contract says Elsa Smith
00:49:45that has nothing to do with me
00:49:47you're in too deep
00:49:49you can't back out now
00:49:55you can't back out now
00:49:58isn't that insane?
00:49:59like, I literally
00:50:11your dress is lovely
00:50:13can I ask you a question?
00:50:15how in the world did you get so beautiful?
00:50:17mmm, this place is lovely
00:50:19yeah, seriously
00:50:21thank you
00:50:22thank you
00:50:23and we'll have our two glasses of Malbec and some more Marinara
00:50:25thank you
00:50:26how did you know Malbec's my favorite?
00:50:28Lisa, listen
00:50:30your introduction the first day at the office was
00:50:33I mean, exceptional
00:50:41do you recall?
00:50:43I mean, I've never seen anybody in all my time give detail like that
00:50:46I was impressed
00:50:47that's how you knew I liked Dalmatians
00:50:49thank you so much
00:50:53cheers
00:50:54cheers
00:51:01what is it?
00:51:02get under the table now
00:51:04the table?
00:51:05get under the table
00:51:05get under the table
00:51:06get under the table
00:51:06fuck
00:51:07fuck
00:51:09fuck
00:51:10fuck
00:51:10fuck
00:51:11fuck
00:51:12fuck
00:51:12fuck
00:51:12they're literally insane
00:51:13they can't even make a coffee
00:51:14fuck
00:51:15fuck
00:51:16Lisa
00:51:16fuck
00:51:16oh my god
00:51:17Lisa
00:51:18hi
00:51:19my goodness
00:51:20are you waiting on somebody?
00:51:23no, I'm just eating alone
00:51:24oh my god
00:51:26wow
00:51:27will you go grab Greg and tell him that Annie's here okay?
00:51:30you can sit right away
00:51:31I'll be right with you guys okay?
00:51:32I'm so good serious
00:51:33thank you
00:51:34gosh, I love the dress
00:51:36yeah
00:51:41yeah, you've got tons of food here
00:51:43do you mind if I have a bite?
00:51:44I can feel my blood sugar
00:51:46I don't think you're going to finish all this right?
00:51:48no, please eat it all
00:51:50thank you
00:51:51a few glasses of wine
00:51:53how do we come?
00:51:54long day, long day
00:51:55mm
00:51:56mm
00:51:58god
00:51:58mm
00:51:59so I've been meaning to ask you
00:52:01okay, you've been acting a little bit funky
00:52:03ever since you got back from that business trip with Alex
00:52:05yeah
00:52:06are you going to tell me what's up?
00:52:08uh...
00:52:09is he making you work overtime?
00:52:11yeah
00:52:11god
00:52:11god, I knew it
00:52:12really
00:52:13oh god, I mean
00:52:14you said he was a little bit cuckoo
00:52:16and I didn't quite believe you
00:52:18but now
00:52:19I'm starting to slowly understand
00:52:23you said he was a little bit cuckoo
00:52:25and I didn't quite believe you
00:52:26seriously, Lisa
00:52:27but now
00:52:27I'm starting to slowly understand
00:52:29did I say that?
00:52:30you don't remember?
00:52:31um, you said he was like
00:52:33petty
00:52:33and self-obsessed
00:52:34and like
00:52:35there was no way he was ever going to get a girlfriend
00:52:37stop, stop, stop
00:52:39um
00:52:39my purse
00:52:40oh, let me get it
00:52:45there you go
00:52:46thanks
00:52:46mm-hmm
00:52:47well, this was delicious, thank you
00:52:49uh
00:52:49nope
00:52:50yep, they're seating us
00:52:51uh, later, thank you for this
00:53:07everyone
00:53:08I have an amazing announcement to make
00:53:10come on over
00:53:11now we need to congratulate Lisa
00:53:14because she won first place
00:53:17in the Paris International Designers Award
00:53:21congratulations
00:53:22congratulations
00:53:22you totally knocked it out of the park
00:53:25and I would love
00:53:25to see them trying
00:53:27my life has surely changed
00:53:28since I met Alex
00:53:32Lisa
00:53:33I'm
00:53:34done playing hide and go seek
00:53:36uh
00:53:38I'd like to officially ask you
00:53:42would you be my girlfriend?
00:53:44are you sure about that, Alex?
00:53:49if you accept my humble request
00:53:51I think you still owe me something
00:53:53what do I owe you?
00:53:58yeah!
00:54:09Sam
00:54:11I feel like I really screwed this one up
00:54:15I feel like he's never going to talk to me again
00:54:18what am I doing wrong?
00:54:29Sam
00:54:29Sam
00:54:34you're not trying to hide from me, are you?
00:54:37no
00:54:39good
00:54:50it's been an hour since we've had lunch
00:54:52why hasn't she texted?
00:54:54was her phone broken?
00:54:56boss just relax alright, she's gonna give you a call
00:54:58jesus
00:55:00I do have some good news though
00:55:02the governor was so happy with you after the meeting
00:55:04that
00:55:05he is completely convinced that B&G
00:55:08is going to play a pivotal role
00:55:10in Washington's industrial development
00:55:13especially after he saw leases and more winning designs
00:55:16he was just
00:55:16very impressed
00:55:18just as I suspected
00:55:21he's rejecting the bill
00:55:22so
00:55:24Mr. Gray is officially
00:55:27out of the picture
00:55:28well I guess we have Lisa to thank
00:55:30yeah
00:55:32and maybe
00:55:33it's a good gesture
00:55:35to
00:55:36bring Lisa out to dinner
00:55:41well I
00:55:42would like to welcome Lisa
00:55:44into our home
00:55:45and
00:55:46the shiitake mushrooms were flown in
00:55:48especially from Japan
00:55:50for our special guest
00:55:53Lisa
00:55:53welcome to our home
00:55:55thank you
00:55:56forgive me
00:55:57I just have to
00:55:58say
00:55:59we've been talking about marriage
00:56:01what's it gonna be?
00:56:04um
00:56:04well
00:56:05I think we were thinking of waiting
00:56:07no I
00:56:07I think we're uh
00:56:09I think we're actually ready
00:56:11no honey
00:56:11you're thinking of waiting
00:56:14no I uh
00:56:15I think I'm ready at least
00:56:17which isn't
00:56:18going to be
00:56:22I have
00:56:24something very important
00:56:26to talk to you about
00:56:27with Alex
00:56:28Lisa
00:56:29Alex
00:56:30suffered a severe trauma
00:56:32as a child
00:56:33and
00:56:34he developed PTSD
00:56:36and claustrophobia
00:56:37as a result
00:56:39I won't spare you any of the details
00:56:42he was six years old
00:56:43and his parents were out shopping
00:56:45and Alex decided
00:56:46to play hide and seek
00:56:49to make them find him when they return
00:56:51and he waited
00:56:53and waited
00:56:54and waited
00:56:55and waited
00:56:55the most horrible of fates
00:56:58happened
00:56:59they died
00:57:00in a car accident
00:57:05they died
00:57:06they died in a car accident
00:57:08calm down
00:57:09calm down
00:57:10you're gonna hurt yourself
00:57:10hey oh my god stop that
00:57:12you're gonna hurt yourself
00:57:13hey you can overcome your fears
00:57:14stop
00:57:15stop
00:57:16and Alex was in that closet
00:57:19the next day when I found him
00:57:21he had gone into shock
00:57:23and he was dehydrated
00:57:25and we had to rush him
00:57:26to the hospital
00:57:27when he regained consciousness
00:57:29I had to explain to him
00:57:32what had happened to his parents
00:57:34and he never became willing to talk
00:57:36about his feelings
00:57:37I'm afraid that at some point in time
00:57:40in the future
00:57:41he may exhibit these symptoms again
00:57:43I hope that you could cope with that
00:57:46if it were to happen
00:57:48yes Mr. Brown
00:57:50I will always take care of him
00:57:55hey I couldn't sleep
00:57:57I'm outside
00:57:58can you meet me?
00:58:00coming
00:58:05grab it
00:58:07don't let go of me
00:58:08what the hell
00:58:18come on
00:58:21hey
00:58:22let her go
00:58:23I'll give you anything you want
00:58:26let's go of me
00:58:27ah
00:58:28ah
00:58:29ah
00:58:30ah
00:58:30ah
00:58:30ah
00:58:30ah
00:58:31ah
00:58:32ah
00:58:32ah
00:58:33ah
00:58:33ah
00:58:33ah
00:58:33ah
00:58:34ah
00:58:47ah
00:58:47ah
00:58:53there's my mommy and daddy
00:58:55they forget about me
00:58:57please Cooper
00:58:58hey Brad
00:59:00oh Alex
00:59:01come on buddy
00:59:02don't be afraid
00:59:04lock you out to conquer your fear
00:59:06release us your true love my friend
00:59:08you could overcome your fears
00:59:10with her
00:59:12no longer feel afraid
00:59:13or desperate
00:59:14or in solitude
00:59:15so get out there buddy
00:59:17Come on, buddy. Go. She needs you.
00:59:28Shut the fuck up! We'll fucking kill you!
00:59:32This fucking guy made it in me!
00:59:33Motherfucker!
00:59:46Lisa, are you okay?
00:59:51You got hit. Are you okay?
00:59:54Come on.
01:00:04Are you okay? I'm okay.
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:17My love.
01:00:19Hello, Mr. Brown.
01:00:20Do me a favor. No overtime tonight.
01:00:24We have new products going out in 10 days. I have to look over the specs.
01:00:28My love, my love, my love. I haven't seen you at home in 10 days.
01:00:30You should always get an out.
01:00:32We're in the office.
01:00:33Yeah, but no person or place could ever diminish the intensity of my love, I hope.
01:00:41We're coming home.
01:00:44Yeah, that's cute.
01:00:47Aww.
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