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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:25Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right, 9 p.m. of the night.
00:32After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right, phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay, now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa, easy.
00:57Wellesie, you're gonna have to loosen up if we're dating.
01:00It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're gonna have to take that again.
01:03Okay, no, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07All right, if we're gonna be fake dating,
01:09there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:12So what are we gonna do?
01:13Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not gonna work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Well, because we have to make him jealous.
01:20Like, no guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kinda.
01:46Trust me, if we're gonna convince Justin,
01:48we gotta convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:50My best friend's younger sibling,
01:51they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real,
01:54we make it onto Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it onto Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it,
01:58but why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:01They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work,
02:05we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:14Maintain possession of the puck
02:15and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease
02:29and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship
02:34in front of crowds,
02:36in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules,
02:39whenever we can.
02:41And phase three?
02:42We break up, you cry.
02:44You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship
02:47is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life
02:50will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin
02:53will swoop in
02:54and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me, too, right?
02:58No, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:02You gotta admit,
03:04it's kind of genius.
03:11So, when do we start?
03:13I said,
03:14are you gonna be my girl?
03:33How was it, guys?
03:37Hi, I'm...
03:38Hannah, right?
03:39Garrett's tutor?
03:40Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
03:41No one ever really knocks.
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed
03:51after like a minute.
03:52USA pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair,
03:55you just stay in one spot.
03:57I'm the one out there.
03:58I'm the one out there.
03:58Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better
04:00without you, so...
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:04No, no, no.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:15Careful.
04:15Don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:18I only report the facts.
04:22Wellesie.
04:24Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:35No worries.
04:44Jules.
04:45No, come on.
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:56Dean.
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:00Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:21Uh, for your oral presentation, you're going to have to argue the viewpoints of one of
05:26our first unit philosophers and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people going to think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and
06:06obligations of the individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:35Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh, wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:56Okay.
06:57Uh, ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:04No, you're doing a backbend.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay.
07:11Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't.
07:36Like, we're just a little predictable, Saul.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is.
07:56We see the same people because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not going to be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:11Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:23Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:31The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah, no, yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:15We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:28Hannah, just try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:40Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:52Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say, thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:22I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:36Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell.
10:41Nope.
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:58Push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were important.
11:02Whatever.
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:22He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:29I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:32Oh, fuck you.
11:34I told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the Maxwell Summer Home in...
12:02Cape Cod.
12:03Woo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:09Mm.
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14Party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:25Yes.
12:26Yes.
12:26Yes.
12:29Yes.
12:31Yes.
12:31Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:39That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:50Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:02You're going to need more words.
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:14I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Okay.
13:22Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay.
13:29Well, you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44Yeah.
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so flaunt it.
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man, let's just get one thing straight.
14:00My best friend is right about literally everything, always, now, until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07I'm sorry.
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in a funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so...
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36Just got a point.
14:37Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex. So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh, I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
15:04Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:08Well, all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us.
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Practice at 110.
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100%?
15:20And then, um, give 10 more?
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Breyer's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34So I expect the best of myself.
15:36Do you have any other pregame rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know, I need my locker to be in.
16:09Hey.
16:11Can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:23Well, then you can stay.
16:25Okay.
16:28You're not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good.
16:31Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:34I'm sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?
16:40If it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What?
16:44Why?
16:46Yeah, you know, uh...
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:49Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:08Thanks for your time.
17:11Hey, thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry.
17:19Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:39Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:43I'm sorry.
17:44Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:47We'll reschedule.
17:48Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:32Oh, yeah?
18:49See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:56but what about when we kiss
18:58you're very sure of yourself
19:00oh right
19:01your terms
19:04no kissing
19:10what's wrong Graham
19:11thought you said we needed practice
19:27don't blush
19:51so this is tutoring
19:55what no I
19:58yes
20:01he was just trying to prove a point
20:03it kind of feels like I just did
20:08and now it's my turn
20:15I'm gonna kiss you
20:19okay
20:30am I blushing now
20:45it's here folks
20:47our first away game of the season
20:49the Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past
20:52but since it's De La Renton's birthday today
20:55we all know his mind is already on the after party
20:57am I right
20:59but we've got a good crowd here tonight
21:02Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance as always
21:14first game
21:17yeah
21:17I know we can seem like a lot
21:19but we don't bite
21:21I swear
21:22oh thanks
21:27just stick by jewels
21:28I mean their play-by-play
21:30is a lifesaver my first time
21:32thanks
21:36here we go
21:37you got these points
21:38come on now
21:38this is a tough game for the Plovers folks
21:42hey hey
21:43hurry up
21:43hurry up
21:43let's fucking go
21:46come on
21:47hey
21:48hey jeez
21:50hey here we go
21:51the Plovers has control of the Plovers
21:52Logan
21:52there you go
21:53Logan back to Graeme
21:54move it move it
21:55I'm open I'm open
21:55Graeme back to Logan
21:56these two are passing it back and forth like Plamidia during a welcome week
22:00come on guys let someone else have a turn
22:02it's only fair
22:02come on
22:07Denied
22:07damn so close
22:09Chatham tries to get the Plovers
22:10Pucked the fuck out of town
22:11get him baby
22:12Graeme right there with the interception
22:14come on G pass it up
22:17good take it up take it up
22:19Graeme takes the loan in
22:22yes
22:27Pucked absolutely pounding the Chatham Glovers
22:34he's good
22:35yeah
22:36problem is
22:37he knows it
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23:00Hey, let's go.
23:01Set him up.
23:08Right here.
23:11Come on!
23:16You fucking dude.
23:17Hey, hey!
23:18Jambo knee!
23:19Seriously.
23:20Hey, waste not, lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Jambo knee!
23:27Jambo knee!
23:28Jambo knee!
23:29Jambo knee!
23:30Hey!
23:31Jambo knee!
23:32Jambo knee!
23:37Jambo knee!
23:40Come on, man.
23:41You smavik?
23:43Come on, come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:53I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:58I'm in love, in love with you.
24:01Yes, ma'am.
24:05Oh, yeah.
24:09Well, I heard you might have found somebody new.
24:14I still can't swallow me.
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit.
24:17I mean, you totally nailed boy hot.
24:21Good.
24:21Because I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sig Tau takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30You'll care.
24:31Oh, hey.
24:32Thanks, man.
24:33Uh, no, thanks.
24:34I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries.
24:38I'm not a big drinker, either.
24:39One-iron practice nights, five after a game.
24:40No exceptions.
24:42Seems pretty strict.
24:43Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:50I'm not a vampire.
24:57I'm not a vampire.
24:58Hockey shots.
25:00Hockey shots.
25:01Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:04You're not a vampire.
25:06I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh,
25:08you're all cute, but we need you.
25:09Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:12Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it,
25:14because tonight we beat Chad's asses.
25:16That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:18Hey.
25:21It's okay.
25:23You're the most creative.
25:29Hope the box!
25:30Hope the box!
25:32Hope the box!
25:33Hope the box!
25:34Come on.
25:35Hope the box!
25:36Hope the box!
25:38Hope the box!
25:39Woo!
25:44Woo!
25:45Woo!
25:46Yay!
25:47Yay!
25:47Hey!
25:48Hey!
25:48Come on, come on, come on!
25:49Jesus!
25:50Come on!
25:51Come on!
26:07Come on!
26:09Not a vampire.
26:11Hi, uh...
26:12What?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire, but here you are.
26:16Looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And you're Peter Pan Shadow?
26:21Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:32Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:03So...
27:03Ben Affleck.
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on.
27:09A house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering.
27:24But, I mean, have you looked at him?
27:26I mean, he's John's best friend.
27:28So, not really.
27:30John...
27:31My brother.
27:31John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being and sparks flu,
27:40as they do when people...
27:43Sorry, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no.
27:51You're just...
27:52different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So, you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:08Yeah, man.
28:08I guess so.
28:10Huh.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:14Like...
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:18Hmm.
28:21Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:27She said not at parties.
28:29Huh.
28:35Here, uh...
28:36Here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Probably the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:04Kinda nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that it took so long to find any mixtures, but...
29:11I thought maybe...
29:13I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:35My single ass needs another drink.
29:38Bye, Jules.
29:41It could work.
29:42It's real.
29:45Mmm.
29:46It could work.
30:09It's real.
30:09You know, this girl's can't be this way.
30:12Yeah-yeah.
30:13I can't see his weight.
30:15And his hands are tied.
30:17I can't see your type from the zombie bites.
30:21I can't see his weight, with the feeling through...
30:25Yo, Dini, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
30:42That's really helpful.
30:43Yeah, I got an idea.
30:51Oh my God! Wait, this is me!
30:53J-Lo!
30:53No!
30:55No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your assists, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick.
31:04I can still change this to my party people in the club.
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor.
31:14If you're a party, keep the step on the floor.
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor, break the sweat on the floor, yeah, we work on the
31:24floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up, pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world on the floor, you know we're running shit tonight on the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza, straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa
31:46Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more
31:59I see no time, I see no time, I see no time, I see no time
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:32Oh my god. Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool. You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy, right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:54Oh yeah.
33:06Come here.
33:07What?
33:17Okay.
33:20Where are we going? He needs to see us.
33:22And he has. You've got him interested, now we gotta go.
33:27Oh, but he's talking to someone.
33:32Hey, watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:35What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means, trust me.
33:44Trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
34:05Now, now you can wash.
34:14Okay.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:50Didn't.
34:51No, I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:58You can't just decide.
34:59Seems funny. Seems like I just did.
35:01Oh my god, you're so stubborn.
35:05You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa, you're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay, you're right. You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed. I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:37It's all yours. See you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago. Take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:59Nothing.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah.
36:31You get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:44There's a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:48Skating was the fun part.
36:52Pressure was getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01Chugging protein shakes and lifting weights.
37:08Missing birthday parties.
37:10Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37Spent my whole life training for a dream and now I'm so close to it.
37:41If I stopped, I...
37:44I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Fuck that.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:11And they let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
38:24Oh my God, no.
38:25Turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:29That's so embarrassing.
38:30Then, then, on to the first chapter.
38:36Everyone's happy foreshadowing and pending disaster.
38:41Then, girl meets boy.
38:43It's awkward, confusing.
38:45Can't tell if it's love or it's hate.
38:49When hands prays.
38:53Reaching for some...
38:54Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:57In high school.
38:58Now it's a love story
39:01Of epic proportion
39:04The likes of which never's been told
39:07They're really good.
39:09Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:17Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:24Octopage
39:31I gotta tell you something
39:34The other night
39:35At the Eastwood game
39:37I was
39:40Struggling
39:42And then
39:45I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:49Right?
39:52I followed your voice
39:54Through the tunnels
39:57I saw you in the green room
40:01Saying it out loud
40:02I realized
40:04That sounds creepy
40:05But
40:08You were
40:09So
40:11Like genuine
40:12You know
40:15Free
40:20You centered me
40:27You centered me
40:29Jules posted us
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Actually, hang on
40:35Let me see
40:43We did it
40:44Yeah, we did it
40:47Wait, I have just the thing
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover
40:49Of the bitch's back?
40:50Yeah, of course
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie
40:52Okay, well what about
40:53Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:59Gonna pretend you didn't
41:00Just say that
41:00Come up here
41:09Will you show me
41:10Something of yours?
41:11Like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one
41:14On your Instagram
41:16Uh, no
41:17I don't write
41:18Like that anymore
41:20That's crazy
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary
41:29Telling the world
41:30Something I'm not ready
41:31For it to know
41:33Uh, but I
41:34I am working
41:35On something
41:36At the moment
41:36For the pop showcase
41:38But it's not there yet
41:40The lyrics are
41:41Hard for me
41:43It'll get there
41:45It has to
41:46I need to win
41:47You hate losing
41:48That badly, huh?
41:49I do
41:50When it means
41:51That I can't afford
41:52To go to Briar anymore
41:53Which is what'll happen
41:54If I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way
41:57To get a scholarship
41:58Is to win
42:10Do you have to
42:11Write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure
42:14As long as it's still mine
42:34I mean, there's your answer
42:38Justin?
42:39Yeah, I mean, just asking for help
42:41Pretentious douches
42:42Love that shit
42:43He is not a pretentious douche
42:48Okay, yeah
42:48Whatever you say
43:01Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm
43:03Their Coachella set
43:05Will change your life
43:06Huh?
43:07Huh?
43:08I don't know.
43:50I don't know.
44:35I don't know.
44:44I don't know.
44:47I don't know.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yes.
44:52Is the seat taken?
44:54No.
44:54Yeah?
44:55No.
44:55Cool.
44:55No.
44:56No.
45:06No.
45:09No.
45:11No.
45:16No.
45:22No.
45:25No.
45:27No.
45:29No.
45:29No.
45:30No.
45:31I don't know.
45:36But I can't go any further till I start coming back.
45:41I'm a rock star and I'm never around when you need like a race car driving away from the scene.
45:50Does she want me to stay? Does she want me to pack?
45:54You can't push me any further till I start coming back.
45:59Turn me around, ride up, sigh loud, spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
46:08I feel so far, you're home, I want spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
46:18You push me in circles to the edge of the earth where I can't go any further till I start
46:24coming back to you.
46:26I'm an addict, I'm addicted to her and to me.
46:31She's a magnet, pulling me under the sheets.
46:36If I hold you too close, we'll do good things to go.
46:41Don't matter what happens, wherever we end up, we'll come right back.
46:45Turn me around, ride up, sigh loud, spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
46:54I feel so far, you're home, I want spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:03You push me in circles to the edge of the earth where I can't go any further till I start
47:10coming back to you.
47:30Turn me around, ride up, sigh loud, spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:39I feel so far, you're home, I want spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:48Turn me around, ride up, sigh loud, spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
47:57I feel so far, you're home, I want spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:06Turn me around, ride up, sigh loud, spin me like a boat and drop your finger on me.
48:45I feel so far, you not even a feel so too close to me.
48:46I feel so quiet, I feel so quiet, you're home, I feel so quiet.
48:47Sweets
48:47You think and the end of the day or the line are empty.
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