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00:10This virus kills Chris Homelander for every suit.
00:12Don't know, but we'll have a lot of fun tonight, won't we?
00:14But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
00:17Immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
00:19I want our entire pharma division working on nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
00:23But destroy the original formula, that could take years.
00:25Do you have V1?
00:27I don't, but Bombside does.
00:28That piece of shit's still alive.
00:30Clara Vought's name came up.
00:31I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:33Where is she?
00:33Dead?
00:34Suicide?
00:34Bullshit.
00:35Homelander is an open baby book.
00:36The Soldier Boy is tricky.
00:37I need you to read his mind.
00:38I see it!
00:39I see it!
00:42You send an eel to ass-murder Adam Bork?
00:44This is gonna happen now.
00:45You fucking do whatever I say, whenever I say it.
00:48You know who this is?
00:49This is a legend.
00:49I was balls deep in Golden Geisha, and Marlon Brando was apparently balls deep in me.
00:54I was visited by an angel, and she foretold my destiny.
00:57And what is it?
00:58I'm the savior of the world.
01:00I'm the savior of the world.
01:18I'm the savior of the world.
01:28Thanks for visiting VMC Theatres, where it's always a super day for the movies.
01:35Hey!
01:35I see you're putting Fanta in the water cup, you little bastard.
01:39You gotta pay for that.
01:40Dude, you were supposed to refill the popcorn machine an hour ago.
01:43I was just gonna do it.
01:45Oh, God.
01:46Relax.
01:48Oh.
01:50You know what this smell reminds me of?
01:53Miriam Leibovitz.
01:54I met her at a B'nai B'rith Purim carnival, and, uh, I shoved my grager up her hamantashen,
01:59if you catch my drift.
02:02We fucked.
02:03Just don't forget to clean out the nacho cheese spigot.
02:05Yes, boss.
02:11Hey, thanks for visiting VMC Theatres, where it's always a super day for the movies.
02:14Can I interest you in one of our new deep popcorn buckets?
02:18Chet Vanderbilt, huh?
02:20Yes.
02:21It's my totally legit and believable real name.
02:24You're a hard man to find.
02:25Well, can you blame me?
02:27Fart would bury me under all the fucking dirt that I got on them.
02:30So maybe you don't get a job at a vault movie theater?
02:34What?
02:34The leaf show business?
02:37Heh.
02:38We need to talk.
02:41Tanner!
02:42You're going on a break.
02:44We come to VMC Theatres to laugh, to cry, to see our biggest heroes on the biggest screens,
02:51and to get a complimentary deep popcorn bucket with every large combo meal.
02:55Because we need that, every dang one of us.
02:58The indescribable feeling we get when the lights go down and we go someplace we ain't never been before.
03:03In here, we're not just...
03:05We're looking for one of your old bump buddies.
03:07Bombside.
03:08Wish I could help.
03:10Our noses haven't crossed in years.
03:11Heard he got clean.
03:12Still, you gotta be able to get a message to him.
03:15Nah.
03:16Even if I could.
03:16Which I can't.
03:18He...
03:18He's not a shitbag bear you want to poke.
03:21If we don't get to him first,
03:23Homelander's gonna get to V1 that we're pretty sure bombsite's holding.
03:26V1.
03:27We destroyed all those doses.
03:30Are you shitting me?
03:34What in other than they told Homelander about V1?
03:36Doesn't matter.
03:36Point is, Homelander finds it, it's game fucking over.
03:40Ah, Marvin.
03:41A year ago, I had a good thing going.
03:43My penthouse was paid off.
03:45I got the best table at Elaine's on two minutes' notice.
03:47And then Homelander starts his fucking purge.
03:50My accounts are frozen.
03:51I'm living off day-old noir nuggets out of the freezer here.
03:53You getting to a point?
03:54My point is, I'm full of shit sandwiched.
03:57Thank you very much.
04:00Let me make this clear.
04:01You want to help us, or I'll cut your fucking balls off.
04:04You sound like butcher now.
04:05You know that?
04:06It's not a great look for you, kid.
04:11Having said that, I do still need my balls for stuff.
04:17All right.
04:18Fuck it.
04:20I guess we'll poke the shitbag bear.
04:30Hopefully, the 35th try is the charm.
04:33Hmm.
04:46Hey, you want to see me, boss?
04:49Is he supposed to be bleeding out of his ass like that?
04:52Ideally, no.
04:53Yo, you guys see Firecracker?
04:55She's going to come on the pod.
04:58Firecracker's moved on to a better place.
05:00Orlando?
05:03Oh.
05:04Oh, shit.
05:05Shit, I don't know.
05:06Why?
05:07What happened?
05:07We just don't have any more room in the boat for, uh, non-believers.
05:12I'm on the boat.
05:13I like boats.
05:14Mean boats are like that.
05:15Sir, I...
05:16I believe in you, sir.
05:18I...
05:18Which is why we have an important job for you.
05:21Some protesters have blocked a new Vought petroleum pipeline in the Bering Sea.
05:25Right.
05:25I'm in Africa.
05:26Just off the coast of Alaska.
05:28Anyway, when we announce Homelander as our lord and savior, the Saudis are gonna feel some
05:33big feelings.
05:34OPEC will completely cut off the supply of oil to the United States.
05:37We need that pipeline fully operational.
05:39And those protesters, gone.
05:40Gone?
05:41I got you.
05:42No.
05:43Uh, you will shoot a PSA.
05:45Announcing the pipeline is safe.
05:46And fish love it.
05:48You know, it's just the fish...
05:49You don't love pipelines?
05:51In fact, they kinda fucking hate them?
05:53Thought you were on the boat.
05:55So what's more important, Homelander or some fucking grouper?
06:01Homelander.
06:01Homelander.
06:02Of course.
06:02Yeah.
06:03I'm on it.
06:10I can't seem to replicate the V1 formula.
06:13I'm sorry.
06:15There's no way Frederick Vought is smarter than you.
06:20Keep swinging.
06:21You'll get there.
06:32Once there was a revolutionary who roamed the hood, challenged the man.
06:37They called him a loked-out troublemaker, but he wasn't making trouble.
06:40He was teaching love for America.
06:43Come home, as our very own American prophet, Homelander, delivers his weekly sermon, streaming
06:47live every Sunday.
06:49Come home to the Democratic...
06:50We can't do this.
06:51Just...
06:52Just fucking...
06:54No.
06:55I told you, Huey.
06:56As soon as the German's ready, we go.
06:57And according to Frenchie, it's ready.
06:59Oui, monsieur Jean-Claude, but...
07:01I beg you.
07:02You got a way in?
07:03I snuck in and out of that church more times than I can count as a teenager.
07:06Time is set?
07:0724 hours.
07:10All right.
07:12Good.
07:13Stick it somewhere close to the altar.
07:15Nice and quiet line.
07:16Ben, right in the middle of Homelander's lead us in the temptation, deliver us from evil
07:20bollocks.
07:21It'll spray, fresh pine scent, and a big dose of kill chips.
07:24Cunt drops dead, forever and ever.
07:26Amen.
07:27You don't have to enjoy it so much.
07:29Oh, I beg to differ.
07:31I am just asking you to wait for a little bit longer.
07:33We can still get the V1.
07:34Yeah, and so can he.
07:36That's a risk we can't take.
07:37We're out of time, mate.
07:39Right?
07:43Surprise, surprise.
07:44Butcher.
07:45I've had anal warts I've been more excited to see.
07:48Ah, so your head's still up your own ass, is it?
07:49Let me ask you, did you pay extra for this dead raccoon smell?
07:52Closest hideout we had to you.
07:54Starlight.
07:55Well, what a pleasure indeed.
07:58You remind me of a young Ursula Andress.
08:01Timeless beauty.
08:02She pissed on me once.
08:04Yeah, he's a charmer, but you can help us find Bombsite.
08:07Yeah, well, see, that's the trick.
08:10If Bombsite doesn't want to be found, you can't find him.
08:12So you've got to go sideways.
08:14You've got to go through his lady, Golden Geisha.
08:16Golden Geisha?
08:17That name doesn't sound racist at all.
08:18Golden Geisha had a very steamy fuck scene with Eric Estrada in Operation Orient.
08:22Very progressive for the day.
08:24But hey, if anybody can get a message to Bombsite, yeah, Goldie can.
08:28And where can we find the old slag?
08:29Well, Goldie's had some health issues lately.
08:31She moved into the villages.
08:32Vought villages?
08:33Mm-hmm.
08:34It's a retirement home for Supes.
08:36If it's bought, then they have tight security.
08:37Think you can get in and keep a low profile?
08:39Does the Pope shit in the woods?
08:40I want to come. Can I come?
08:41Oh, yeah. It'll be a treat for you.
08:42See what real stars look like.
08:43All right. You two sought the church.
08:45We'll have a word with Geisha.
08:46See if we can find that V1 before the Cape Cunt.
08:49Happy, Gov?
08:50Um...
08:50Yep, he's happy.
08:51All right, let's get cracking.
08:55Hey, guys.
08:57I need you to promise me that we will find that V1.
09:02I promise you.
09:11We had a deal.
09:12One, I was drunk.
09:13Two, I never agreed to shit.
09:15She did.
09:16Reading Homelander or Soldier Boy's minds?
09:18If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd asphyxiate myself.
09:21At least then I'd get off first.
09:22And, oh, yeah, there's the tiny little detail of you trying to bring on the fucking apocalypse.
09:25I offered you a spot in my bunker.
09:27I'm VP.
09:29Do you know how bad it would look if the world ended on my watch?
09:31I need to know if you're in or if I need to move to plan B.
09:35How about plan go fuck yourself?
09:38People are so predictable.
09:41Plan B it is.
09:54Where are you going?
09:58What the fuck?
10:00What did you do?
10:01Chloroform.
10:01It's quiet.
10:03Madam Vice President, is everything all right in there?
10:05Apocalypse or no?
10:07I need your help.
10:08Hanlander cannot become immortal, so send the agents a lot.
10:10Madam Vice President.
10:11Uh, I'm fine.
10:13I'm fine.
10:14I just stubbed my toe.
10:15Walking around as people do.
10:17Do you need assistance?
10:18No.
10:19Nope.
10:19I am all good.
10:20So just stand down and stand by.
10:22Confirmation code.
10:24Ginger snap.
10:28You don't think they could tell?
10:29No.
10:29No, you did good.
10:30Okay.
10:30All you have to do now is be in the room and read Soulja Boy's mind.
10:37I'll take care of the rest.
10:39Fuck.
10:40I don't care how they did things on the reservation.
10:42You're in the big city now.
10:44Here, I'm the chief.
10:46We smell smoke.
10:47That's crazy.
10:47I don't smell anything.
10:48Sir, there's a fire at the old mill.
10:50You know what?
10:52You're going to do all right here, chief.
10:54Great spirits say, let's get rolling.
11:06What does that smell?
11:07It's like hand sanitizer and lasagna?
11:09That's what death smells like.
11:11See the blonde over there?
11:13I fucked her.
11:14In 74.
11:15Got me in the mile high club.
11:16No plane.
11:17How is this low profile?
11:18I have fucked or been fucked by 80% of these people.
11:20There is not a pair of loose lips in the bunch.
11:23Well, not in the faces anyway.
11:25But yeah, listen.
11:26You know me.
11:26I don't like to kiss and tell.
11:31Oh, G-49.
11:32G-49.
11:34Son of a whore.
11:35Need bees.
11:37Goldie.
11:38Look at you.
11:39Just as beautiful as that triple banger we had in Marsha Mason's triple banger.
11:43There are enough rubbers on earth for me to fuck you again.
11:46Just here to talk.
11:47She with you?
11:48Kimiko, hi.
11:49Wow, I'm a fan.
11:50Big fan.
11:51Huge fan.
11:52Always see you had yellow fever.
11:54Baby, I got all kinds of fever.
11:55I'm the United Colors of Fever.
11:57I don't want to fuck him.
11:58He is old and disgusting.
11:59Okay, you know I can hear you when you say that, right?
12:01What the fuck do you want?
12:02We need to talk to Bombsite.
12:04Get out.
12:05Goldie, come on.
12:06Don't Goldie me.
12:07You come in here and you bring him up.
12:09Well, listen.
12:10There was a time you and Bombsite were tighter than Woody and Mia before.
12:13Soon you...
12:14You must have a number, at least.
12:16Well, I don't.
12:16I haven't seen him in years.
12:18It's a kindly fuck-off.
12:19I have a game to win.
12:20Are they bothering you, Goldie?
12:21No, we're not bothering anybody.
12:23Yes, they really are.
12:24We wouldn't be asking if it wasn't important.
12:26Okay, all right.
12:27Take it easy there, hot flash.
12:30So, Geisha told me to eat her golden ass.
12:32I dined at that establishment back in 78 and the service was great.
12:36They all bats nearly 80 and you can't make a talk.
12:38We were surrounded.
12:39They might be old, but they still have powers.
12:42I didn't want to hurt a bunch of old people.
12:44Well, it's just a thing, isn't it?
12:46They aren't people, are they?
12:50Look, if she won't get on board, we wait till she's alone.
12:53Yeah.
12:53A sleep in a room, nap in, grab her, chug her in a van.
12:56Take her someplace quiet, make Bombsite come to us.
12:58No, no, no, no, no.
12:59Absolutely not.
13:00You lay your finger on Goldie, Bombsite's never gonna help you.
13:03Oh, bullocks.
13:03As soon as he twigs, she's in trouble.
13:05You'll come right now.
13:05Those are my friends in there, and I know you, Butcher.
13:07There's no way this doesn't end bloody.
13:09A week from now, all them gazes will be pushing thaisies anyway.
13:15What the fuck does that mean?
13:16What is it?
13:17Marvin, talk some sense since then, would you?
13:19Butcher's the only one making any sense right now.
13:21What has happened to you, kid?
13:23It's like you've gone crazy.
13:25The whole world's gone crazy.
13:26I'm just catching up.
13:28Go fuck yourself.
13:29Go back to butter and popcorn.
13:31Better than turning into whatever the fuck you're turning into.
13:34Pathetic.
13:38Great news, my fellow eco-warriors.
13:40Vaat Petroleum has an all-new offshore pipeline in Alaska.
13:43It will bring patriotic energy independence to our proud nation.
13:46Isn't oil bad for the environment?
13:48No.
13:49Oil is all-natural and organic.
13:51It comes from the earth.
13:52And if we don't use it, then all those dinosaurs will have died for nothing.
13:55My coral friends just can't wait to build their reefs on the new pipeline,
13:59which will provide low-income housing for our most vulnerable fish communities.
14:02And most importantly, I swam down there and inspected the pipeline.
14:05Personally, it's completely safe.
14:08And you have the deep green guarantee on that one.
14:17Okay.
14:19Good to go.
14:20Hey, do you think we could wait here for a few minutes?
14:25Okay, so that one?
14:26Mm-hmm.
14:26It's like a rabbit, but it's got way too many feet.
14:29Really?
14:29See a frog eating a dick.
14:31This is definitely in my top five.
14:34Top five what?
14:37Things to do with you.
14:38You're saying that like this is the last time we're going to get to do this.
14:44Hey, listen to me.
14:46The guys are going to find bombsite.
14:47They'll get to be one.
14:48You're not dying.
14:50We will have plenty of time to look for filthy shapes in the clouds.
14:54God, I don't know where it comes from.
14:57This unshakable hope.
15:02Whenever I get upset as a kid, which was a lot, my dad would always say,
15:08You know, son, life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react.
15:13And that was infuriating.
15:15But then I spent a year in an internment camp and I had no control over anything.
15:20I just lay there at night, just so fucking angry, hearing my dad's voice in my head.
15:29But then I finally understood what he meant.
15:31Because the only thing I had left was hope.
15:36And it is really fucking hard to hang on to, but I'm trying.
15:44I think you might be low-key the strongest person I know.
15:49I prefer high-key, but thank you.
15:56Look, it's Big Bird eating a dick.
16:00You see an unsettling amount of dicks up there, I'm just saying.
16:05Why am I on a call sheet for some church bullshit tomorrow?
16:09Someone has to cover for Firecracker.
16:10Unless you're too busy helping Homelander find V1.
16:15We're nowhere on the V1.
16:17Huh, really?
16:18Nothing but dead ends.
16:19Look, keep me posted.
16:21Makeup is gonna need you in the chair, 6 a.m.
16:23They can feather my nut hair.
16:25I'm busy tomorrow.
16:31Holy fuck.
16:32The inside of his head.
16:34That was terrifying.
16:35I'm not kidding, I think I just shit Ashley's pants.
16:37They have a lead on V1?
16:38Yes, some guy named Bombsite, who Soldier Boy hates.
16:41Homelander has all of crime analytics looking for him, with orders not to tell you.
16:44Where's Soldier Boy's head in all this?
16:45You were right.
16:46He's thinking about helping Homelander.
16:48Like, he's kind of proud of him, but he doesn't want him to know that he's proud of him.
16:52So what's the plan?
16:53Don't worry.
16:54Saw this coming a mile away.
16:55It's handled.
16:58By the morning, V1 will be toast.
17:00Where are you going?
17:02Gotta cut my tracking chip out.
17:04Never come in here again.
17:05It's time for phase three.
17:07Wait, but what should I...
17:07Are you really just leaving me here?
17:13Fuck.
17:16What's got you looking blue, little lady?
17:18G-Bombsite.
17:19It's just, Henry's noticed that I've put on a few pounds.
17:22Getting hefty, are you?
17:24You must not be using BOT brand weight control tablets.
17:27Just take one with breakfast, or better yet, instead of breakfast.
17:30Our patented methamphetamine formula will melt away that ugly belly fat and the new pep in your step.
17:36Thanks, Bombsite.
17:37Henry will be true.
17:39I bet you will.
17:43Shit.
17:45Hey, Goldie.
17:47Night-night.
17:50Hey, Goldie.
18:19Not so fast white man
18:29This one's for you in fuck you
18:58No, you'll kill him!
19:00No, you'll kill him!
19:01No!
19:02No, you'll kill him!
19:04Just come on now!
19:11What is taking you so long?
19:26You sure this is the right address?
19:28I'm sure
19:30Well, there's no sight of bomb sight
19:32Or fucking anyone
19:34Maybe crime analytics got a bad tip
19:44Come on, rub it!
19:45Rub it with your stump
19:46Ah!
19:46Oh, yes, yes
19:50Oh, yes, yes
19:55What the fuck was that?
19:56I can explain
19:57That was Clara?
19:58You told me she killed herself
20:00She did!
20:00After Ryan did that to her
20:02It's his fault
20:03So then what, you locked her in your apartment
20:04Like some kind of amputee fuck doll
20:06And filmed her for kicks?
20:07No, no, no!
20:08It wasn't like that
20:09I did everything I could
20:11To keep her alive
20:12To make her happy
20:17Just listen to me, okay?
20:19It wasn't all like that
20:25I couldn't let her go
20:27I didn't know how
20:30Because I loved her
20:33And so did you
20:37You're goddamn right I loved her
20:39Well, she wouldn't want us fighting over her
20:41Don't fucking tell me what she would want!
20:42You knew her for five minutes
20:43I was with her for decades
20:45Hold on, hold on, hold on
20:47S-s-s-s-s-set up
20:48Someone's trying to separate us
20:50This has been pla-
20:52Fucking Sage
20:54It's Sage
20:56You see?
20:57She's trying to screw with us
20:58Oh, come on
20:59I can't find the B1 without you
21:09Good
21:12You don't deserve to live forever
21:27Security cameras are looped
21:36Who are they?
21:38It's almost every psychic in the country
21:40What the fuck does Homelander want with all of that?
22:01Oh my god
22:02It's Firecracker
22:07Jesus
22:08I mean, it had to be
22:10Homelander, right?
22:12You'd think I'd feel
22:14Relieved, but
22:16I just feel sad
22:17I mean, she's a human being
22:19Maybe that's why Homelander killed her
22:24A fucking fax machine?
22:26Yeah, it's the last of the numbers she had for him
22:28Oi!
22:29Twenty-three fucking numbers you had for bombsite
22:31And they're all fucking shite
22:32Do you know how to delete them?
22:35I was telling you the truth
22:37I have no idea where a bombsite is
22:38Or how to reach them
22:39So just let me go
22:40Give me a go
22:41Keep an eye on her
22:48What the fuck do we do there?
22:49Fetch her some pliers and put her screws to her
22:52She knows more than she's never known
22:54Oh, she doesn't
22:56I'm sorry, but she's not that good of an actress
22:58He's right
22:59Oh, I know
23:01Billing switches sides in the final hour
23:04What a twist!
23:05Shock that never happens
23:06But, unclench those assholes, fellas
23:08I'm here to help
23:09I'm a free agent now
23:10Came alone, you can shoot me in the heart whenever you like
23:12That's a good idea
23:14That would go against our mutual interests
23:17Witches?
23:18Stopping a petulant laser-eyed narcissist from also becoming immortal
23:22I want him dead
23:24As much as you do
23:24You spent the last couple of years building Homelander up
23:26And now you want to tear him down?
23:28Why the fuck should we trust you?
23:29You can't trust me
23:30Honestly, you shouldn't, but you will
23:32And why would we do that?
23:34I know Campbell and Starlight are headed to plant your little virus
23:37You can trace anyone, you know what to look for
23:39And you baboons, you leave a trail of banana peels wherever you go
23:42I could've stopped you, I could've killed you
23:45But I didn't
23:46That virus is gonna wipe out the fucking lot of you
23:50And you don't strike me as a suicide type
23:53I will be in my nice quiet bunker reading Wittgenstein in peace
23:57That is, unless that bleached blonde baby
23:59Gets his hands on V1 and survives
24:03You must've realized by now Granny out there has no clue how to contact Bombsite
24:06But, I do
24:09And I can get him here
24:11So, let me help
24:17Earlier today there was a catastrophic failure of a Vought petroleum pipeline
24:20resulting in a significant amount of crude oil spilling into the Bering Sea
24:24Sorry, I'm just shaking off a migraine
24:26But your mind is still an open book, Chad
24:28Yes, this bill was larger than Deepwater Horizon
24:29Much larger
24:31Nope, Jimmy, we don't know when the rupture will be sealed
24:33I'm hearing weeks at least
24:34And yes, this pipeline was Deep's baby
24:36Rest assured he's got the situation completely under control
24:38I can't breathe
24:40I can't breathe
24:46Jeremy
24:47Jeremy?
24:47No!
24:48No!
24:49No!
24:51No, no, no, no, he's not beating
24:55Look
24:58Can you hear me?
25:00Jeremy?
25:01Can you hear me?
25:03We know, Kevin.
25:05We know it was you.
25:22Why are you so certain bombsite will come here?
25:24If I sent you a picture of Kimiko tied up, you'd hop here.
25:27As fast as your froggy little legs could take you.
25:29Park Geisha over there and keep an eye on her.
25:50I wanted to say, I'm very sorry about this.
25:56I watched every episode of Undercover Geisha when I was a kid.
25:59I loved it.
26:00Even the parts that were ridiculous, racist stereotypes.
26:03It meant so much to see someone who looked like me on TV.
26:06We...
26:09We watched with Japanese subtitles.
26:10It's how I learned English.
26:12If you're such a big fan, let me go.
26:14Usually, but we cannot.
26:16Not until we get the V1 that bombsite possesses.
26:19Wait, that's what you're after?
26:21V1?
26:25What's so funny.
26:26I'll tell bombsite to just give it to you.
26:29I sure as hell don't want it.
26:33He stole the V1 for you.
26:35So you two could be together forever.
26:41But you didn't take it.
26:44I said no.
26:46Which is why he left.
26:48I guess for him...
26:50Watching me get old is too painful.
26:54I'm sorry, I do not understand.
26:56Why won't you take it?
26:58To live forever.
27:01Maybe torture.
27:05We're both so young, you wouldn't understand.
27:08Maybe I would.
27:13Summer is only beautiful.
27:16When you know winter's coming.
27:29Is this how you feel?
27:36Annie and I talked about it.
27:39We'd have to...
27:53Neither of us wants to die, but...
27:56We don't want to be vampires either.
28:01I'm sorry.
28:03I hadn't...
28:04It's okay.
28:06We're both willing to do it anyway.
28:09For you.
28:25Jesus Christ.
28:26Yeah, that's pretty much what he was going for.
28:32Do I even need to say, be careful?
28:34It's okay.
28:35It won't go out until the timer does.
28:36I think.
28:55Starlight.
28:56I was wondering who befouled the security cameras.
28:59Hi, Aaron.
29:00It's been a while.
29:01The Lord is working in his most mysterious ways this evening.
29:05I didn't think I would ever see you in a house of worship again.
29:08Yeah, well, I didn't think I would ever see you meet riding Homelander so hard, but...
29:11I guess we're both just full of surprises, aren't we?
29:14Take it you're not here to repent.
29:15No.
29:16I'm here to talk sense into an old friend.
29:19You did that for me, do you remember?
29:20When, um...
29:22Alex and I were going to get those matching tattoos and you talked us out of it.
29:24Tramp stamp crucifix is a bit of a mixed message, especially on a shit-faced 15-year-old.
29:29But if memory serves, you weren't so grateful at the time.
29:32Yeah, you know, it's hard to hear that you're making a mistake you could regret for the rest of your
29:35life.
29:38But...
29:40I...
29:41God, I wanted your approval so badly back then.
29:43You know, you were like a cool older brother that I never had.
29:47And...
29:48You weren't cynical, like Ezekiel.
29:52You...
29:53You believed.
29:56I still do.
29:57In Homelander?
29:59Come on, Aaron.
30:01You know, I started preaching when I was nine years old.
30:04That moldy tent in Greenwood.
30:06And people would come and beg me to pray for them.
30:11Heal their illness.
30:13Look after their children.
30:15Get them a job.
30:16And I raised my hands in prayer for each of them.
30:20Those prayers went unanswered.
30:23Nobody was listening.
30:25God checked out.
30:27Homelander is standing in front of us.
30:29He's not asking for blind faith.
30:31And when I talk...
30:33When I talk, he listens.
30:34God is supposed to be selfless.
30:36Okay, Homelander?
30:37Homelander doesn't care about anyone or anything outside of himself.
30:40Maybe imperfect, but he...
30:41He brought this church up out of ruin.
30:43He fights back against the secular forces corrupting this nation.
30:46He killed Firecracker, and you're delusional if you think he won't turn on you.
30:49Firecracker was a non-believer.
30:50She brought his wrath upon herself.
30:52I am not afraid to stand before Homelander's judgment.
31:00But you didn't sneak in here to argue about dogma, did you?
31:05Oh, Annie, I am sorry.
31:08I really did like you.
31:30Stop!
31:32You know what this is?
31:34I open it.
31:35You're dead in 30 seconds.
31:41So is Annie.
31:43No.
31:45She already took the antidote.
31:48You didn't go to all this trouble just to waste that on me.
31:51Nope.
31:53But I will.
31:56Unless you let her go.
32:05Don't be a stranger, Annie.
32:07Room for everyone in our flock.
32:15Authorities are calling it the worst environmental disaster in U.S. history.
32:19Estimated 2.5 million gallons of crude oil have already...
32:21Plenty of fish in the sea, bro.
32:25But most of them are fucking dead.
32:29You think fish on the coast is funny, bro?
32:31Uh, yeah.
32:32Payback's a bitch, bitch.
32:35What's that supposed to mean?
32:37It means I flew up to Alaska, swam down in your dumb pipeline and punched a hole in it.
32:41It wasn't even that hard.
32:42This shit is really poorly built.
32:44What?
32:46Why?
32:47You killed Adam Bork.
32:48So I killed a bunch of porpoises or whatever.
32:51Now we're even, Steven.
32:53I killed...
32:54You...
32:55I killed one f...
32:56I killed one dude.
32:58You killed 1.4 billion fish, motherfucker!
33:00One human being was a national treasure asshole, not just some stupid fish!
33:07They were my friends.
33:10Sucks to suck, dipshit.
33:13Stop!
33:15So let's record this stupid fucking thing.
33:37You were never my bro.
33:39Bro.
33:59Oh, God.
34:03Oh, God.
34:04Oh, God.
34:08Oh, God.
34:09Oh, God.
34:17Hey!
34:17Some kid shit on the floor in the men's room.
34:19Again.
34:21Terrific!
34:32Bubba.
34:34You might not remember, but we actually met.
34:36Back...
34:36Back in the day.
34:37You must have been yay high, but...
34:38You know what?
34:39I...
34:39I saw greatness in you.
34:41Even then.
34:42No, I don't remember that yet.
34:44I did.
34:46Um...
34:47We needed to talk in private.
34:49Okay.
34:51I...
34:51I take it you saw the security footage from the old folks' home?
34:55And you probably got the very reasonable impression that I'm somehow working with Butcher and them.
35:01Uh, but...
35:01Honestly?
35:02Fuck those guys.
35:04Fuck them.
35:04I'm on you.
35:05I'm on team you, big guy.
35:06And, and, and...
35:07I'll gladly tell you anything you want to know.
35:14Great.
35:16That's great.
35:23Tell me something.
35:24Hmm?
35:25You got all this figured out, but you still end up trapped in a bunker eating canned tuna and Chef
35:28Boyardee?
35:29Ooh.
35:29Crunchwraps, please.
35:31And, uh...
35:32Solitude?
35:33That's all I ever wanted.
35:35Since way before Homelander knocked on my door.
35:37It's...
35:38It's gonna be magnificent.
35:40You're fucking crazier than I thought.
35:42And I thought you were fucking crazy.
35:43Sorry.
35:43Are you not working day and night to drop a genocidal virus?
35:47Yeah, but I ain't gotta enjoy it.
35:48I just gotta do it.
35:49Don't pretend you're better than me.
35:52Enjoy it, don't enjoy it.
35:54Still mass murder.
35:56At least no monster bought it.
36:13Right on cue.
36:25Oi, Bumsoi.
36:27Glad you could pop in.
36:28Get the fuck away from her.
36:29You're pretty spry for a hundred years old.
36:31When you blow your load, is it just a puff of dust?
36:33You motherfuckers.
36:34I'm gonna rip every one of you to pieces.
36:37Try it.
36:39And you'll be wiping your better arse better arse off your fucking face.
36:45Now, how's about we just cool our jets and you and I have a little chinwag like proper gentlemen?
37:02No one here.
37:03I grant you it looks like that, yeah, but this is their hideout.
37:07So I'm sure there's plenty of clues all over here.
37:09Here you go.
37:11Oh no, well this is nothing.
37:13But no, they have to have left something behind.
37:15You know?
37:21It's not nothing.
37:23There's a Taco Bell receipt.
37:24No.
37:25This is Sage taunting me.
37:27Okay.
37:36This makes no sense.
37:38This makes no sense.
37:40This makes no sense.
37:43You said I would get the V1.
37:46You said I'd be a god.
37:47Did I do something wrong?
37:48Did I fail you?
37:50I did everything you asked me to.
37:51I gave my boy up.
37:54Please, don't leave me here to just rot.
37:56Don't just let me become nothing like him.
38:02Please.
38:04I got to assume the only reason you're saying all this stuff is you're, you're not going
38:11to let me walk out of here alive.
38:13Are you?
38:14Yeah.
38:16Okay.
38:18Yeah.
38:21All right.
38:22Look, kid.
38:23I, I, I've been around a long time and I, this is just how it goes.
38:30You know all those old soups at the home?
38:33Every one of them had their moments in the sun and they all thought it was going to go
38:36on forever.
38:36And every one of them got shoved out in the end.
38:40They all got shoved out.
38:42All of them.
38:44And I know what I'm talking about.
38:47I did the shoving.
38:50Hey, look at Goldie.
38:52One minute she's on the set of Undercover Geisha, getting finger popped by Lorenzo Lamas.
38:57And next she's shilling for Vought Alert necklaces and Activia poop yogurt.
39:02Geisha sells Vought Alert necklaces?
39:03Guess you don't watch your own news channel.
39:06The point is, look, there comes a day I got shoved out too.
39:10Never saw it coming.
39:11Did not see that coming and I fought it like hell.
39:14But in the end, Bupkis, there's a natural order to things.
39:20And the more you fight the inevitable, the more the inevitable just cunt-punts you.
39:30Yep.
39:35You're not scared of me.
39:37No, I'm not scared of you.
39:39I...
39:40I feel for you, kid.
39:42I do.
39:44I mean, you're a fucking whack job.
39:46But, you know, that's talent.
39:49So...
39:50No surprise there.
39:55So, there you go.
39:58Do what you gotta do.
40:05You can go.
40:08I can go.
40:09Leave.
40:10No words.
40:10Just go.
40:11Now.
40:11Go.
40:12Now.
40:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:29How can I help you, sir?
40:29I need the tracking coordinates for a VOD alert necklace.
40:39Look, all we're after is the V1.
40:40You hand that over, we all go home happy.
40:46I can't.
40:48Robbie.
40:49No.
40:49You'll change your mind.
40:51I've watched enough friends get old and die to know.
40:53You'll change your mind.
40:54I'm sorry.
40:56But I won't.
40:59That doesn't mean we can't be together.
41:02We've wasted years already.
41:10If I gave it to you, what would you do with it?
41:13We will destroy it.
41:15She's right.
41:19It is a curse.
41:24No.
41:24Listen, mate.
41:25You can sort things out with a missus later.
41:28But you ain't leaving here without showing.
41:30But you think I'm stupid enough to bring it with me?
41:32You're exactly that stupid.
41:33You thought Gaisha's life was in danger.
41:35You brought the V1 to save her.
41:36It's the bolt in your left pocket.
41:51Hey!
42:02Robbie, just give him what he wants!
42:08Okay.
42:19Fuck.
42:20Let's go.
42:27Let's go.
42:31Please.
42:33Goat.
42:35They kidnapped you.
42:36I don't want anyone else to get hurt because of me.
42:52Hi, Robbie.
42:54Ben.
42:54What the fuck is he doing here?
42:55I texted him.
42:57He's here to help.
42:58We don't need that motherfucker's help.
42:59Those two crackers have been at each other's throats for 80 years.
43:02It's their bone.
43:03Let the old dogs fight over it.
43:07You know how long I've wanted to smash in that pretty face?
43:10Buddy the Queen sat on this face.
43:13It's a national fucking treasure.
43:22Why the fuck do you trust him?
43:24There's no one who hates Homelander more than now.
43:26Would you be sure?
43:27Cause people are fucking predictable.
43:30Another one who hates everyone.
43:37Noitas fan comes.
43:39Ask him to spin on this, right?
43:39They just dammit!
43:40Op.
43:41Oh god dammit.
43:41Let's go.
44:25Let's go.
44:42Please.
44:48God damn it.
44:57I can't give it to you.
44:59Goldie doesn't even want to take you.
45:00Then maybe someday I'll find someone who will.
45:01You're always going to fuck it up with Goldie anyway.
45:03You never hold down a girl.
45:05It was either a smack needle up your dick or...
45:07Having to stand next to you?
45:10You were everyone's favorite from the start.
45:13Especially Clara.
45:15Everything they wanted us to be.
45:16Everything they were working towards.
45:17They saw it in you.
45:20I fucking hated you for it.
45:23No.
45:25No, it wasn't everything Clara wanted.
45:29I didn't know how to be.
45:31But you loved her.
45:35What wouldn't you give to have her back?
45:38Forever.
45:42I really fucking hate you.
45:43No shit.
45:45But we don't have to kill each other.
45:49I can take away your immortality.
45:51And your powers.
45:53You won't have to live forever alone.
45:55Then you and Goldie can...
45:57Spend whatever time you have left like you want.
46:02Why would you do that for me?
46:04I'd do it for the V-1.
46:46What the fuck is that?
46:52Come on.
47:08This is the first time I've seen my blood and...
47:12I can't remember.
47:38Don't.
47:39I don't want to fight you.
47:46You know, Clara used to say the craziest shit.
47:49That I was the strongest soup alive.
47:51The ultimate expression of what we could be.
47:57But she was wrong.
48:02She hadn't met you yet.
48:15No.
48:22I don't understand.
48:24You wasn't supposed to...
48:25It's impossible.
48:28When you hate me...
48:30I loved her more.
48:34And this is what she would want.
48:57What...
48:59No.
49:04I think...
49:05Run!
49:35Run!
50:08Run!
50:35Run!
51:05Run!
51:35Run!
52:05Run!
52:35Run!
53:05Run!
53:35Run!
53:36Run!
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