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00:28The End
00:36I haven't eaten since we last met.
00:39Really?
00:40You still have all my silverware.
00:42Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:44It's all right.
00:45Needed to lose the Christmas weight?
00:46I've just been so busy since New Year's Eve.
00:49Oh, good. I'm glad you deserve to be.
00:52Catering at the Beddingham Pheasant Shoe next Saturday.
00:55You'll be there?
00:56Sadly not.
00:57I haven't had an invitation to the falconry
00:59since I introduced Paul Stratton to Monica's buffet table.
01:03A real shame on this occasion,
01:04as I hear the food will be excellent.
01:06And there's me thinking the weight of a man's heart
01:08is in his trousers.
01:10Am I interrupting?
01:12No, Daddy. We borrowed his cutlery for the party.
01:14Well, then we should return it.
01:25Did I ever tell you how much I enjoy your show?
01:28Thrilling stuff.
01:30Once you get your teeth into someone,
01:31you don't let go, do you?
01:32If you're such a fan, why don't you come on?
01:34You'd make a great guest.
01:37I promise to be gentle.
01:44Unfortunately, the only evening I've got free
01:46in the near future is Valentine's Day,
01:48and I doubt it'll stay that way for long.
01:52Sorry to disappoint you, chap.
01:54Here we are, Rupert.
01:58Rupert.
02:01Thanks, Ty.
02:15Cunt.
02:20That's all we've got time for tonight.
02:21I'm sure our audience misses seeing you
02:23each week at Night Rider.
02:25Still, at least you're not playing second fit
02:27into a talking car anymore.
02:39Time to wrap it up, Declan.
02:40He's got ten seconds left.
02:44Before we go,
02:45I would also like to mention
02:46that a special edition of our show
02:48will now be going out on Valentine's Day
02:50with former Olympic show jumper
02:51Mr. Rupert Campbell Black MP.
02:53I know that news will come as a surprise
02:56and a delight to many.
02:58Until next time,
03:00good night.
03:12What the fuck was that?
03:13I thought I told you not to pull this shit anymore.
03:16Jesus, relax, will you?
03:17Relax.
03:18Declan, all his office has to do
03:20is release a statement tomorrow morning
03:22saying they don't know what we're talking about
03:23and we look like a bunch of amateurs.
03:25Cameron, be nice to poor Declan.
03:27He's an asshole.
03:28No, he's a genius.
03:29Yes, Rupert can't refuse a challenge,
03:32I know.
03:33You're both assholes.
03:35All we have to do is wait.
03:37Declan?
03:37Yeah?
03:38Mr. Campbell Black is on line one.
03:50Well, isn't the genius going to talk to him?
03:53You can speak to my producer.
03:56Same as anybody else.
04:04This is Cameron Cook.
04:06Mrs. T thinks I should accept the invitation
04:08and take the opportunity to show you media pinkos who's boss.
04:11I'm inclined to agree with her, but I voted for Reagan.
04:14Really?
04:15Good girl.
04:17So, Minister, are you game?
04:19We don't know each other well, Miss Cook,
04:21but I do hope that over the course of our acquaintance,
04:24I might have the opportunity to show you
04:26how very game I am.
04:32Well.
04:35He's in.
04:57He's in.
05:39Don't think you're touching my tits later, just like that?
05:42No. Sure.
05:45Ignore my sister. She's the right bellend.
05:50Before the syphilis reached his brain, my father used to host seven shoots a year,
05:53and we never started the first drive later than half past nine.
05:56Chush, darling, they're waiting for their electrician friend.
05:58Oh, yes, the electrician.
05:59He's not an electrician.
06:01Freddie Jones is an electronics mogul.
06:04Today's a celebration of him joining my board.
06:06He's the guest of honour, Henry.
06:07You and your wife are here to make sure he has a jolly nice time, all right?
06:12Oh, he's here.
06:13Oh, fine, then.
06:17Look at that little number.
06:19Yeah, well, as long as he can shoot straight, I couldn't give a fuck.
06:22No, that's the spirit.
06:34Oh, dear God.
06:41Oh, dear God.
06:49Good to see you.
06:50Pleasure.
06:51Lady Hermione.
06:53So honored to make your acquaintance.
06:55Mrs. Jones, I've heard so much about you.
07:00Now, let's get a gun in your hand.
07:02No need.
07:07I brought me home.
07:09Oh, marvelous.
07:35You are sure he can shoot, aren't you?
07:38I brought you home.
08:16Oh, yeah.
08:18Oh, yeah.
08:19Oh, yeah.
08:34So, how long do you spend on a cock?
08:37Oh, well, generally speaking, I can finish one off in 15 minutes or less, but my hands
08:42aren't as quick as they used to be.
08:43No.
08:47Any of you ladies first, you having a go?
08:50Traditionally speaking, Fred, it's the men that shoot.
08:52We ladies are here merely to marvel at your prowess.
08:55I will.
08:57I will.
08:57Oh, she's doing it.
08:58She's off.
08:59Wow.
08:59All right.
09:00Good for you, girl.
09:01So.
09:03There it is.
09:04Where-where-handed are you?
09:05Right-handed.
09:06You're right-handed.
09:06Okay.
09:06So, just take it.
09:07Take your triggers there.
09:09Safety's off now.
09:11You've got to keep it hard into your shoulder.
09:13Otherwise, you're going to do yourself a mischief.
09:15Okay.
09:15Right, okay.
09:17Go on.
09:17End your own time.
09:21Whoa!
09:22Oh, never mind.
09:24Go on, have another go.
09:24Oh, no, no, no.
09:25It's fine.
09:27God, look at the state of your hands.
09:29Oh, God.
09:30I hope nobody would notice.
09:32Um, I was fighting with a typewriter ribbon first thing.
09:36Needless to say, the ribbon won.
09:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:10Lord Lieutenant.
10:11Hello.
10:12Mr Hampshire.
10:13Uh-huh.
10:14You must visit Green Lawn soon.
10:16Honestly, we would so love to receive you.
10:18Do so, you'll come.
10:20Certainly, yes.
10:20What a splendid idea.
10:22Mrs Stratton.
10:23Hello.
10:24You must come and visit me at my boutique.
10:26I'm all searching for the right kind of clientele and well.
10:29Natural elegance can be so hard to find.
10:31Yes.
10:31No, I have been meaning to.
10:32You could pick something out for your cranium screen test, couldn't you, darling?
10:35Great idea.
10:36A screen test.
10:37How exciting.
10:37Any idea what he has in mind for you?
10:39Oh, he hasn't said, actually.
10:41Well, choose your outfit wisely, Sarah.
10:43The camera can be very unforgiving.
10:45Even for the most perfect of specimens.
10:48Sure.
10:50Come on.
10:51Hello.
10:52Come on.
10:53Come on.
10:53Come on.
10:55Freddie.
10:57I thought you hadn't shot before.
10:58Turns out you were a natural.
10:59Yeah, I was top marksman at Bisley for two years doing me in National Service.
11:03I know.
11:03Why would I do that?
11:04I want to introduce you to my son.
11:08Stay with me, man.
11:45Oh, fuck.
11:53It's blipping away and could sort you right out, mate.
11:56Just a thought.
11:58There are far too many loaded guns around here today for you to be making comments like that.
12:02Now, fuck off before I do something you'll regret.
12:17Oh, Toad!
12:19Look who's here.
12:21Surprise.
12:22I hope you don't mind us dropping in.
12:24Of course not.
12:26I shot two dozen pheasant of Jane a woodcock this morning.
12:28Why shouldn't I add a couple of cuckoos to that tally?
12:32Well, for a start, it wouldn't be able to appear on your chat show.
12:38Why shoot you now when I can wait and have you savaged by an Irish wolfhound?
12:47Ginger!
12:47Please show our guests to their pegs for the next drive.
12:51Right.
12:52Come along, Lizzie.
12:54I can't believe you turned up uninvited.
12:57You don't always have to be invited, Taggy.
13:01Good things seldom come to those who wait.
13:12Charles!
13:13Oh, hello.
13:14I didn't expect to see anybody.
13:16I was researching Campbell Black and needed something for my office.
13:19I never thought I'd see the day when Tony Baddingham had Declan O'Hara doing his dirty work.
13:23I have my own reasons for wanting to take that bastard down.
13:26You know, in different circumstances, you and Rupert could have been friends.
13:29Both complicated, both stubborn.
13:32Misunderstood.
13:33Bollocks.
13:33What are you doing in a Saturday?
13:37Moving offices ahead of my grand return.
13:39Apparently, my recent coronary episode makes me a medical liability.
13:45Which is why Cameron Cook is now a controller of programmes and I'm...
13:49Head of Religious Broadcasting.
13:51I can't begrudge her too much.
13:54I mean, the greasy pearl requires its own set of skills.
13:57Hmm.
13:58Especially when the greasy pearl in question lives in Tony Baddingham's trousers.
14:05How's the heart?
14:08Oh, you know...
14:11Broken?
14:14Don't show Tony any weakness, Declan, or...
14:17This is what you get.
14:25Oh.
14:36Oh.
14:38Oh.
14:47Oh.
14:52Oh.
14:57Oh.
14:59Oh.
15:19What do you think of your first shoot?
15:21How can people murder helpless animals all day for fun?
15:24Says the girl who baked two dozen pork pies for the occasion.
15:27Or do you suppose the poor piggies were hugged to death?
15:29Don't be horrid. I needed the job.
15:31Don't be a hypocrite. Stand up for what you believe in.
15:38Maybe I shouldn't be saying this, but I don't think you should go on Daddy's show.
15:42I'm worried he's going to do something awful.
15:46You're fine. Promise.
15:49Oh, smashing spread, Agatha.
15:52I'm hosting at the Beaufort next month and I wondered if you might do the food.
15:57Oh, that's very kind.
16:02To be honest, I find the whole idea of hunts and shoots utterly...
16:09...objectionable. And I won't be doing them anymore.
16:11Oh.
16:13Right.
16:14Be careful, Agatha. You're in danger of developing a backbone.
16:18Now, I've got a girl supper Monday week. I'm going to give you a tinkle.
16:24I'll go.
16:31Come on, Rube. We've got a hot date. It's a dog and trumpet.
16:34Bye, Angel.
17:00I have had the most delightful day.
17:04It's so nice to have finally found our kind of people.
17:08Sorry, Todd. I've got to get to the office.
17:10Trouble with a shipment out of Japan.
17:11Well, you're a true titan of industry, Freddie.
17:14Let's talk again soon.
17:15Try and set a date for you to come in and discuss your ideas.
17:17I'll give you a ring on Monday.
17:20Thanks.
17:25Well done.
17:28Now, they're just through there. I'll fetch the brandy glasses.
17:39Oh, Mr. Hampshire. I would so love to receive you.
17:44Oh, well. Fortunately for you, Mrs. Jones, hounds aren't the only thing I ride to.
17:53I'm sure a ride with you would be delightful.
17:56What can I say? The likeness is uncanny.
17:58Oh, what about me, Mr. Hampshire? Do I bear resemblance?
18:01Oh, I'm sure he wishes you did. He'd be bounding down a green lawn to admire one's topiary ball.
18:07I don't know.
18:16Sorry, Mousie left her, um...
18:19Oh, no, yeah, sure. I was just, um, trying them on for size.
18:23You know, I really must get down to Mousie's boutique soon.
18:26Well, look, thanks again for a great time. Let's talk on Monday.
18:29Absolutely. Let me see...
18:30No, no, no, you're all right. I know you're all right.
18:39Ohhh!
18:45Now, who'd like a cigar?
18:51Very unfortunate.
18:54No, no, no, no!
19:02No, no, no, no...
19:08Ah! How was the shoot?
19:11Well, they killed loads of birds, but they liked my food.
19:14Rupert stopped by.
19:15Oh, Jesus Christ!
19:18Is there no place free of that man?
19:42Cheating.
19:47Corn red-handed.
19:58Why are you in here?
20:01What are you planning on doing to Rupert?
20:03He said he was sorry.
20:05I raised you to be smarter than that. A story is a story.
20:10It looks like it's all been said before.
20:12No, it hasn't.
20:14He doesn't deserve whatever you had planned for him.
20:16It's called journalism, Tag.
20:18You can call it what you want.
20:21I call it revenge.
20:30So what's this big scoop you've got on Rupert?
20:32The whole office is talking about it.
20:34The magician never reveals his secrets, sir.
20:40The Butcher of Carinium, that's a new one.
20:44It's not true, is it?
20:46I mean, I know the show can get a bit confrontational,
20:49but it never rips someone apart for the sake of it.
20:52You're making great television.
20:53You're making great television.
20:54And, more importantly, keeping Lord B happy.
20:57Nobody is trying to love him.
20:57You're making great television.
20:59Oh, my God?
21:03Yeah, you're making a better job.
21:08You're making a better job.
21:13There's no way I do that.
21:20I think that's the only thing you need to do.
21:23Freddie Jones for you.
21:29Freddie, how are you?
21:30Can't join your ball, Tony.
21:33Freddie.
21:34I heard everything.
21:36You, Sarah, all of them.
21:39I don't mind people making fun of me.
21:42It's just that nobody makes fun of Mum Valerie.
21:48We all love Mousy.
21:50I hate snobs, Tony.
21:52And you're the worst kind there is,
21:54the client who's forgotten where he came from.
22:10Fred, Fred, I am in such turmoil.
22:13Some young ladies from Carinion were in the boutique earlier today
22:15saying the most ghastly things about Tony Baddingham
22:18and that black woman.
22:20I just don't know what I'm going to say to Paul Monica.
22:22Then don't say anything.
22:23I must. It's too awful.
22:24Mousy, please.
22:25It's got nothing to do with us.
22:35We need it, Freddie.
22:40It was Rupert.
22:42He crashed the chute, ruined the moon.
22:44Don't be such a baby.
22:45You fucked up.
22:50Beg your pardon?
22:52You heard me.
23:00Forget Freddie Jones.
23:03You've got me.
23:04And Declan.
23:05And we've got the highest ratings in the country.
23:14You know, Declan's got a scoop on Rupert.
23:18Apparently it's top secret.
23:20Valentine's Day can't come quickly enough.
23:28Mon Mon.
23:30Oh.
23:32I promise we aren't always shooting things here, Valerie.
23:35But roosting on my hornbeams is a capital offence.
23:42Dearest Mon Mon, I'm afraid I must relay some rather difficult information to you regarding
23:49Cameron Cork.
23:50Oh, yes.
23:51You see, as the owner of a very popular boutique, one learns about all sorts of goings on.
23:56And, well, the suggestion is that she might have come by her recent promotion through certain
24:02immodest means, and that perhaps your husband's head was, well, turned.
24:09That's very interesting, Valerie.
24:13I mean, actually, I've no idea whether...
24:15He's substantiated.
24:20No.
24:22You don't.
24:29It can leave one feeling quite alone.
24:33So if ever you wanted to confide in someone...
24:37I'm sure that won't be necessary.
24:39Thank you so much for stopping by.
24:54Good morning, Rutger.
24:56And a happy Valentine's Day to all our listeners.
24:59Stay tuned for back-to-back love songs to get you in the romantic mood.
25:03And on television tonight, Declan O'Hara will be interviewing local Casanova, Rupert Campbell Black.
25:09Let's see if Declan gets him to kiss and tell all.
25:16Delivery?
25:17Oh, gosh.
25:19For Mr. Barracker?
25:21Oh.
25:27Thanks.
25:27Bye, darling. Mustache.
25:29Feel free to pop all this in the pile for me.
25:39Darling.
25:40We can go for dinner any time.
25:43Tonight, I want to watch the Valentine's Day massacre of Rupert Campbell Black.
25:49Well, I'll have finished my screen test for Cotswold Roundup by mid-afternoon, so you have until then to change
25:54your mind.
25:55Okay.
25:58Or what?
25:59You'll hang an open for business sign on your dressing room door.
26:02We'll hang with you all.
26:06Don't tempt me.
26:08...
26:32Where have you been?
26:34Just getting some exercise.
26:38Archie dear, your father says he found you on the morning of the shoot receiving manual
26:44stimulation from an estate worker.
26:48Well darling, look, whilst boarding school is undoubtedly a lonely place where certain
26:55extracurricular activities are tolerated, well at least they were in my day, I do feel
27:01that one should exercise restraint when closer to home.
27:06After all fraternizing with the staff can only ever lead to pain and humiliation for all concerned.
27:18There are lines one does not cross, understood?
27:25Yeah.
27:27Good.
27:33Well see, I told you I'd deal with it.
27:34I don't know what I'd do without you.
27:37You might bear that in mind.
27:49Cameron Cook.
27:50I met a lady in the Meads, full beautiful, a fairy's child.
27:53Her hair was long, her foot was light, and her eyes were wild.
27:56I set her on my pacing steed and nothing else saw all day long, for sidelong would she bend
28:02and sing a fairy song.
28:04You know it's customary to some flowers cheapskate.
28:07Oh hey, there's nothing cheap about John Keats.
28:09Go try your luck with some do-out undergrads, I'm busy.
28:38I believe I asked for coffee sometime next time.
28:41This sanctuary would be fantastic!
28:43You'd think the promotion would make her happy, but she's angrier than ever.
28:48I'll get the coffee.
28:49You get the phone.
28:50James Roker's phone.
28:52Oh, hello Deirdre.
28:53Can you tell James I'd like him home for lunch today?
28:56I'm sorry, who's this?
28:58His wife.
29:00Oh yes.
29:01Right you are.
29:27This is for you.
29:29It's from Rupert.
29:31Oh!
29:37Hello Bert.
29:39How are you?
29:41Dreadful.
29:42So Freddie Jones lent me this fabulous new sing-along machine freshly shipped from Japan.
29:47I was supposed to be hosting an, if music be the food of love, karaoke and curry night.
29:53Only now, my chef's off sick.
29:56Well, I could cook a curry for you.
29:58Oh, that's exactly what I hoped you'd say.
30:00But why do you say I'm getting abandoned on Valentine's night?
30:04You said you were going to watch Daddy's interview with me, Taggy.
30:07Well come to the bar.
30:08Well, you can watch the interview and I can watch you.
30:13And thank you my darling, honestly.
30:15You're really helping me out of a tight spot.
30:17Oh well, I have a tight spot too if you fancy lending a hand.
30:21Come to Bar Sinister tonight and I'll lend you two.
30:25Ooh.
30:34Who was that?
30:35Oh, ah, ah, it was Baz.
30:38He wants Taggy to do some cooking for him.
30:40Good luck tonight.
30:41Thanks love.
30:43Give him hell.
30:44Oh I will.
30:47Daddy, please don't do this to Rupert.
30:49Oh for fuck's sake Tag, this is happening whether you like it or not.
30:53No more.
31:12Sarah, you were brilliant.
31:13I've said it before, the camera loves you.
31:15I was so nervous this morning and having you there just really put me at ease, you know.
31:18You should see Sarah's screen test camera, she's really something.
31:23I'd rather watch frogs fucking.
31:26Hey, you can take the girl out of New York.
31:28Well here he is, man of the moment.
31:31What's this, more dirt on Rupert?
31:32You'll have to find out tonight I'm afraid.
31:34Scorpion are holding their front page for us tomorrow, so whatever you have O'Hara better be good.
31:38What is it?
31:39Drugs?
31:40Underage girls?
31:40God, I'd love to see that smug bastard now.
31:43It's not criminal, but I promise you won't be disappointed.
31:45It'll blindside even him.
31:48God.
31:49He's a shark.
31:51Go on.
31:52Okay.
32:21two sugars the shock thank you I only come round to give you this oh gosh it's what is it
32:34it's a word processor sort of like a fancy electric typewriter so you don't have to
32:39worry about any more ink-based accidents oh gosh Freddie that's that's so you have a talent
32:49is he they should be encouraged for his worth and I didn't see much before this
33:26worth sorry darling couldn't get away oh that's all right doesn't matter now listen the whole station
33:34to watch the Campbell black bloodbath in person so don't wait up all right oh right-o lots of love
33:51thought you might like to meet your new co-host co-host what do you mean co-host
34:03oh I see well I can feel my ratings soaring already
34:14are you here about the pony Tabitha's in the stables this way I'm here to speak to you about
34:19your ex-husband um my father's Declan O'Hara I've already told his office I want nothing to do
34:24I've got a really bad feeling about the interview tonight it's got nothing to do with me talk to
34:28Rupert ask him to back out please I think you should leave I mean you must have left him once
34:36are you sleeping with him no no Rupert is bad news I believe that people can change I was just
34:44like you
34:45I told myself nobody understands him like me he'll change I looked at him and I saw all this potential
34:52and he looked at me and saw something he'd enjoy breaking Rupert is a cancer my advice cut him out
35:02before it's too late now please leave
35:31you're aware you are because you're good
35:34you know that don't you come on snap out of it we've history to make Elvis is about to enter
35:42the building
35:59remember this isn't Wogan he won't be gentle if you don't like the question change the subject
36:05thanks for the words of wisdom sensei but I do feel in situations like this it's often better just to
36:10be
36:10by myself
36:13tell me that to the ted heath
36:27heath
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37:19Hi, Sandra's just gonna touch you up. I'd love her to, but I'm about to appear on national television. Mr.
37:24Campbell Black. Ah, great to have you on the show. Ready when you are.
37:34Corey.
37:35I've got those graphics.
38:04Hello.
38:05Paul.
38:06Darling, I am so sorry. I'm such a pig. Can you forgive me? I've bought champagne.
38:12Paul, you shouldn't have.
38:14Oh, come here.
38:17Phew. Right. Direct me to the Volavons.
38:25And we're live in five, four, three, two, one.
38:53My guest tonight needs no introduction. He's been described as the world's greatest showjumper and one of the most eligible
38:59bachelors in England.
39:00He is, of course, Minister for Sport and MP for Chalford and Bisley, Mr. Rupert Campbell Black.
39:09Now, Mr. Campbell Black, you've had a varied career, haven't you? What first attracted you to politics?
39:15Athletes make good politicians. Showjumping taught me how to think on my feet and remain unfazed under scrutiny.
39:21Do you get on with the Prime Minister?
39:24I hold her in enormously high esteem.
39:27Michael Thatcher is the daughter of a greengrocer.
39:29She went to a grammar school, as did Norman Tebbitt, Cecil Parkinson.
39:33The Conservative Party has changed, and it's Mrs. Thatcher who has changed it.
39:38So why do you think she keeps you around?
39:41I hope she thinks I'm good at my job.
39:45Do aristocrats make good politicians?
39:48Plenty of them have.
39:49My family has a strong sense of moral duty.
39:52I inherited that with the house.
39:54Ah, noblesse oblige, if you like.
39:58My Latin's not what it used to be.
40:01But with your privileged background, how can you understand the difficulties faced by the man on the street?
40:07I can't help the circumstances of my birth.
40:10It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it.
40:17Now, your tenure as Minister for Sport has been controversial.
40:22If you're talking about football, then the hooligans are a tiny minority.
40:26Well, you have taken a notoriously light-touch approach to policing the game.
40:30The poor sods are out of work.
40:32Their fathers are out of work, often their grandfathers too.
40:35Out of the sheer frustration at not winning, they resort to violence.
40:39I think we should try to understand the vandals.
40:41Sounds almost socialist.
40:42Although some people might call you a vandal.
40:45Of women.
40:47Horses, marriages.
40:49Still, adultery must prepare you well for life within the Conservative Party.
40:56I'm sorry.
40:57You know, sneaking around, lying, betrayal, sexual degeneracy.
41:01I'm no longer married.
41:03Yeah, but you were for six years, and yet throughout your marriage, your affairs were common knowledge.
41:08I mean, one glass of shape here has described you as rather a nasty virus that everyone's wife caught sooner
41:14or later.
41:14Well, if you'd seen his wife, it's definitely later.
41:21Christ, he really has an arsehole, isn't he?
41:24And that's the break in five, four...
41:27And that's time for a break!
41:28Three...
41:28You're going up there, Clint.
41:31Two...
41:31And we're out.
41:37Clear!
41:37And we're back on in three minutes.
41:42Rupert, there's somebody here to see you.
41:45Ooh!
41:54Teggy, what are you doing here?
41:55You need to go.
41:56Just walk out.
41:58Your father's not the first old socialist you've tried to catch me out.
42:01Whatever you're worried about, it's already out there.
42:03No.
42:04I know him.
42:05He's saving the worst for later.
42:07When he wants something, he's ruthless.
42:10He'll do anything, I mean, he's...
42:11He's just like you.
42:13Exactly.
42:15Minister, we need you back on set.
42:16The break's almost over.
42:17Just walk out the building with me.
42:19Minister!
42:21Please.
42:32Five seconds and we're back.
42:33Why the fuck is he?
42:36Five.
42:37Jaxon, you're going to have to ad lib.
42:40Three.
42:45Two.
42:46Two.
42:47Two.
42:55One.
42:57Two.
42:58Four.
43:00Two.
43:03Two.
43:04an opponent knowing that i can make a tiny mistake and it might all be over it's exhilarating this
43:09is an interview there's no winner that's not true though is it he wants to beat me
43:18he's trying to distract him now's the time declin most celebrities are are scared that i'll
43:27find out something exposing about something's wrong the more awful things you do the more
43:32the public seem to love you well who am i to argue with public opinion so you don't deny it
43:37what's that that you've done awful things i have you're right isn't that what we do
43:50we men like us i am nothing like you really you're cold you have had the best education
43:59money can buy yet you remain a philistine you barely see your children you pick up women
44:05just because you can but you're still fundamentally alone and when they can't fill that emptiness inside
44:10you you discard them despite your gold medals and your money you are a lonely man rattling around a
44:19huge empty manner and that's who you likely end your days you behave like a man with no secrets and
44:24no
44:24shame well there is one thing i'd like to discuss with you you're right i'm a rake
44:37a liar cheat if there's something i wanted i pursued it i didn't care about anybody else my horses my
44:45teammates my wife but we're still alike i very much doubt that you're the best in the world at what
44:51you do
44:52flattery will get you nowhere mr i remember what that was like being the best and what i was
44:56willing to do to stay there what are you willing to do
45:03a family to yourself
45:21i'm bored of you tickling each other's balls that can get the cat out of the bag
45:30you're right
45:34i'm a workaholic
45:40and when i'm consumed by something
45:44i can be um
45:48i can be a monster
45:53yeah
45:57you're probably a better husband than i was
46:01after all you're still married i don't know i think i'm a pretty bad husband
46:14do you think you've ever been in love
46:26no
46:30that's my fault
46:32my ambition hasn't left room for much else
46:35do you think that'll ever change
46:42the fucker isn't gonna do it
46:44well even if he doesn't destroy rupert this could still be a good show
46:46tell me about them
46:48tell me about your childhood
46:51pull the transmission
46:52let's just see where this goes
46:53do you value your job pull the fucking transmission
46:56no because this is my show
46:57cut the transmission
46:58no
46:59do that to me
47:00no
47:01give me that
47:01no
47:02cameron
47:03come on for fuck's sake
47:04no
47:05trust me
47:08listen you arrogant middle irish prick
47:10either you destroy the fuck or i'm gonna come down there and pull you off the floor myself
47:14there's no point tony he's already taken his earpiece out he can't hear you
47:17if it's any constellation we've made some really great television
47:21this would have worked if you just done the
47:24fucking job
47:27who do you trust
47:31who do you count on
47:40dogs
47:43i um
47:45i much prefer dogs to people
47:50i'd give anything to see my old labrador badger again
47:56he was a good dog
48:08so which of your many sporting achievements was the hardest one
48:15which was the hardest the king's cup the the olympic gold the world championship well
48:21none of them
48:24the hardest thing the thing that nearly killed me
48:29yeah
48:34was giving it all
48:46ladies and gentlemen mr rupert campbell black
48:59thanks sir
49:11hey
49:12congratulations darling it was great tv as always
49:27did you like the show
49:41Sorry, Lord B. Didn't expect to see you there.
49:45Thought you'd be down past Sinister by now,
49:47celebrating with Declan and Rupert.
49:55Great show tonight, by the way.
49:56Best yet.
50:07Best yet.
50:28I want you to stay away from Taggy.
50:32She's young enough to be your daughter.
50:38Yeah, of course.
50:42Good.
50:49Drink?
50:51No, no, I'm taking Maude home.
50:57What was it that you had on me?
51:00Nothing.
51:03It's just Bluffin'.
51:08This is Carrie O'Connor, ladies and gentlemen.
51:12The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valley tonight.
51:18There's a man in the shadows of a gun in his eye and a blade shining all so bright.
51:24There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky and a killer's on the bloodshot streets.
51:36See, I told you it was not going to be okay.
51:40You're going to dance?
51:47I'd love to, but I have to go.
51:52I'm sorry.
51:53I'm sorry.
51:59You're going to find a cracker of dawn.
52:02You've got to make the most of our one night together.
52:05When it's over, you know we'll both be so alone.
52:11Come on, man.
52:13Like a battle, I'll be down when the morning comes.
52:19When the night is over, I'll be down when the morning comes.
52:25Like a battle, I'll be down when the morning comes.
52:30When the day is down and the sun goes down and the moon lights shining through.
52:52I didn't pay.
52:56I'm going to hit the highway like a battering wham or a silver black fan on by.
53:01When the middle is hot and the injured is holding, I'm hoping to see the light.
53:07Nothing ever goes in this rotten gold and everything is stunning in the house.
53:14And nothing in the rocks and the earth really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost.
53:22I'm going to hit the hill if I never get up.
53:24I'm really down if I do.
53:27I'm telling you, I've got the light in my heart.
53:30I'm going to hit the hill if I never get up.
53:48The falconry?
53:50Oh, hello.
53:53Right, yes, of course.
53:55Tell whoever it is to fuck off.
53:57I would, darling.
54:01But it's Margaret Thatcher.
54:15Promise not.
54:40She wants to visit the station and do an interview of her own.
54:43How wonderful.
54:45A real coup.
54:46That's great news.
54:50And all thanks to Rupert, I suppose.
55:20I'm going to go and go.
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