00:07The End
00:35Where is he?
01:21Sorry, Fistman. Can't beat the king at his own game.
01:24Who loves you, little green armband?
01:35What? I planted wireless speakers. When do we make a rule against that?
01:47Come on, you know you wanna.
01:56Yeah, we're good, Fisk.
02:03Okay boys, game over. My plants need their artificial sunshine.
02:14The cryptid crops seem to be growing nicely underground.
02:17Ink and sunstones, my love, work like magic.
02:21So photosynthesis is now caused by wizards and pixies?
02:24Yes, and leprechauns make the stars twinkle at night. It was a figure of speech, science cop.
02:30But if you wanna see some magic...
02:33Mom!
02:35You turned on the lights to make us watch that?
02:38We turned on the lights because your mother and I have dinner reservations in Marrakesh.
02:42And we'd like to beat traffic.
02:43But the game's not over until everybody's...
02:55Game over.
02:59All right, pile in, your babysitter's gonna be here any minute.
03:03Baby-sitter?
03:04Baby-sitter!?
03:06Don't even try to argue out of this one, Zach.
03:09You wanna know how we spend our last anniversary?
03:11Trapped in the belly of a giant squid.
03:14Yeah, this year we'd like to have some quality time without the intestinal juices.
03:19Absolutely. Take the whole weekend.
03:21Just no babysitter. I mean, think about it.
03:23It actually has the word baby in it.
03:26You're bringing the fire sword?
03:28I've been to Marrakesh.
03:31We'll be inside a darkened restaurant.
03:33No light source to power it up.
03:36Cortex disruptor?
03:38Genius. I'll hit the weapons vault and meet you in the airship.
03:41Say hi to Beaman for me. Love you.
03:44Beaman the UFO guy?
03:46Show some respect, Zack.
03:48Dr. Beaman broke the Drodzian crop circle code back in 03.
03:51Saved the whole Earth from invasion.
03:53And you get to spend the whole evening with him.
04:05Thank you for this, Arthur.
04:10You lack discipline. I can smell it on your spiky haircut.
04:14Be smart.
04:14Huh?
04:21Okay, spiky, fuzzy-wuzzy.
04:24Who likes watching movies?
04:26I do.
04:27Bag.
04:52Hmm.
04:54Market.
04:54Hour 7, minute 12, at 32.773 seconds.
05:00Another fake.
05:01What are these jokers trying to pull?
05:04Tell me that exhaust port is going to handle atmospheric re-entry.
05:07Just tell me.
05:10You know, you should be laughing at this.
05:12Huh?
05:12Oh, sorry.
05:14Yeah.
05:15It's very funny.
05:16Heh.
05:16Heh heh.
05:17These are all fake.
05:19Hoaxes.
05:20Amateurs.
05:22Where's the erratic flight patterns?
05:24The high-frequency sound waves?
05:25The power fluctuations?
05:27At least put some effort into it.
05:34Oh, maybe there's something better than the other 18 hours.
05:39Don't touch my stuff.
05:42No, uh-uh.
05:43No more.
05:44We're dumping this guy right now.
05:46Hey, Daisy Rosa.
05:49I don't know, but we have to do something.
05:51I can't take another 18 hours of fake UFO.
05:54Oh, yeah.
06:03Erratic flight patterns.
06:04No Earth-made aircraft maneuvers like that.
06:15Come on, Zahn.
06:16Give me a couple more good circles just to seal the deal.
06:23High-frequency sound waves.
06:25No UFO sightings complete without it.
06:27There you are.
06:28I swear, Mom and Dad will never know.
06:39Visuals promising.
06:41As yet no sonic confirmation, but...
06:46Sweet Galvin Prime.
06:51Still, a curious lack of power fluctuations.
06:55The power fluctuations.
07:08The power fluctuations.
07:12We have authentication.
07:15Welcome back, boys.
07:25Hey, Dr. Beeman.
07:26The power's out.
07:27I hope we can still log all your footage and everything.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Listen, skunk do.
07:33I gotta get back to my lab.
07:35I don't have the equipment here to document a sighting of this magnitude.
07:39Is it sighting?
07:40Like a UFO?
07:41Did we miss something?
07:42Uh, yeah.
07:44You missed your last don't-ass-stupid-questions lesson.
07:49Haircut, you're in charge till I get back.
07:51Don't eat dirt, don't stick your finger in anything but a glove, and don't soil your training pants.
07:56If these aliens were hostile, we never would have seen them coming.
08:08Oh, we're here!
08:12Oh, we're here!
08:17Oh, we're here!
08:23Huh?
08:24Oh, great.
08:25We caused a full-system reboot.
08:28It's gonna be a while before we get the power back.
08:33It's okay, Fisk.
08:34We've got emergency lighting, and the whole house is ours.
08:37I'm in charge, and Zack Saturday hereby decrees.
08:41Let there be fun!
08:51They're funny that we'll get back to our training videos.
08:55Nah, I've got one of my best coaches to support me.
09:18I am not watching you eat that.
09:24Easy, Komodo. We'll clean all this up before Mom and Dad get home.
09:28You worry too much.
09:34Experimental weapons vault.
09:38Hey, Raider.
09:39No, it's okay.
09:40Hey, the power's off.
09:44If we get caught, we can just tell Mom and Dad we were worried about the alien invaders.
09:50And that is why I'm in charge, Fisk.
09:53The perfect plan, not a single thing that I didn't think of.
10:07What? Like I was supposed to see that coming?
10:22Fisk!
10:25Fisk!
10:31Come on, ugly!
10:33I'm a piece of this!
10:38Mom's fire sword!
10:45And no light source to power it!
10:48Come on!
11:02Move, guys! Go! I'm coming!
11:27I'm coming!
11:58Come on! We'll lose him in the crops!
12:21Hey, Big Mouth! You're making this too easy!
12:23Can't you even catch a kid and a couple of dumb animals?
12:54I'm coming!
12:55We're long! We need help! We gotta call somebody!
12:58The power's out!
13:00I know the power's out! I'm just trying to think of...
13:03Wait...
13:04The Saturday Sub has its own power source!
13:07And its own satellite communications!
13:09Come on!
13:14Okay, we're warming up.
13:16Coms should be online in a minute.
13:19Be sure.
13:22It'll be okay, guys.
13:24But Beeman put me in charge, and I promise I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you.
13:28You trust me?
13:30Hey, we're brothers, right?
13:32We gotta take care of each other.
13:34Oh, that is one nasty-looking dude.
13:37I wonder what he wants.
13:38Working for Argos?
13:40Let me see that.
13:42I'm gonna run his retina scan through the Interpol criminal database.
13:45See if we get any matches.
13:47All right, we're live.
13:49Time to call in some backup.
13:57Mayday!
13:58Anyone!
13:59This is Zack Satter!
14:20Komodo, the airlock!
14:25Yes, I know what's gonna happen!
14:27You wanna take your chances with the Jawbreaker guy instead?
14:30Huh?
14:30Ah!
14:50There's gotta be another way out of here!
14:56Good one, Fisk!
14:57Fired up!
15:26Sorry, but we can't rest yet.
15:28Think you can pedal us out of here?
15:34Head for the back gate!
15:35We'll smash through if we have to!
15:39Lights!
15:40The system must have finished rebooting!
15:42Then we're home free!
15:47It's not opening!
15:48What's going on?
15:53Go for it, Fisk!
15:54Go for it, Fisk!
15:54Hang on, Komodo!
16:02Huh?
16:03How did...
16:04Oh, no!
16:06The mouse guy!
16:07He's reversed the security system!
16:09He's a what?
16:11Instead of keeping people out!
16:13Instead of keeping people out, it's keeping us in!
16:14Guys, I don't think he's after the Curse Stone!
16:17I think this freak wants us!
16:18Oh, this is all my fault!
16:23Yeah, I know!
16:25But I promised you'd be okay, right?
16:27I'm gonna fix this!
16:28Power's back on!
16:29That means the communicators are too!
16:31No, listen!
16:33I'm gonna distract him!
16:34I'll head for Zahn's nest right out in the open!
16:36He should take the bait!
16:38Fisk, you've gotta sneak to the front gate and put out a distress call!
16:41Mom and Dad, Dr. Beeman, whoever you can get!
16:43Give me a minute to get his attention, then go!
16:52It's all clear, guys!
16:54I think we must have lost him in the sub-pen!
16:57I'm just gonna check on Zahn!
17:00Then we'll head back to the house!
17:02Okay?
17:04Guys?
17:07Huh?
17:08Ah!
17:13Oh, Komodo!
17:14Hey, let her go!
17:16Knock it off, guys!
17:18There's something not right here!
17:19Why didn't the Big Mouth guy take the bait?
17:25We've got a match!
17:26Pietro Maltese!
17:27He calls himself piecemeal!
17:29Criminally insane, surgically altered jaws?
17:33Why would he...
17:35Oh, no!
17:36This freak eats rare exotic animals!
17:39One of you Chinese even got a checklist!
17:42This guy doesn't care about me!
17:44He wants...
17:54Time...
17:55To eat!
17:58Just Russian!
18:09Stop struggling!
18:11Shhh!
18:12You're making the meat tough!
18:17Last morning...
18:20hmm
18:20yeah
18:22uh
18:26yeah
18:27yeah
18:27yeah
18:37yeah
19:00Stay away from my brother!
19:03Oh, that's so sweet, but his species...
19:09...is on my list.
19:21Got a taste for the unusual, huh? Then take a bite at this, freak!
19:48Come on!
19:50Fisk! Get up to the landing platform!
19:52Some will fly you out of here! Go!
19:58You ruined dinner!
20:17Fiskerton!
20:31Fiskerton!
20:32You think...
20:35...a sword...
20:37...will stop me?
20:40Just add sunlight!
20:48Get out of my house!
21:06We're okay.
21:10Mark it. Hour 21, minute 7 at 51.840 seconds. Another fake.
21:21You jokers have a nice party while I was gone?
21:25Ugh!
21:27To be honest, Zack, we don't even know what to make of all this.
21:32You put yourself and your brothers at horrible risk with that UFO stunt.
21:36But on the other hand, you showed a lot of maturity and ingenuity in fighting off this piecemeal.
21:43So, are you gonna ground me or raise my allowance?
21:46I mean, I'd be willing to leave it to a coin toss or something.
21:51Oh, there will be punishment.
21:53We'll talk tomorrow morning.
21:55For now, bedtime. It's been a long night.
21:58Good night, Mom.
21:59Good night, Dad.
22:02Next anniversary, back to the squid intestines.
22:06Ooh, definitely.
22:07Finally.
22:17No!
22:18No!
22:19No!
22:20No!
22:22No!
22:22No!
22:25No!
22:28No!
22:31No!
22:32No!
22:45No!
22:46No!
22:48No!
22:50No!
22:50No!
22:50You
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