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Star Fox: Assault - Nintendo GameCube

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00:27Remnants of Andros' Butcher.
00:30You've kept us busy, but now your end is at hand.
00:34No coroner! Show these dogs, we mean business!
00:40All ships, Battle Formation B, break through the center!
00:46The coroner includes both of our front lines. We're everywhere!
00:51Think you're tough, eh? In that case, it's secret weapon time!
00:55Spell Squadron, open fire!
01:06Stinking ape! We underestimated the strength of his reserves.
01:13Detecting gate transmission outside the combat center.
01:21Great Fox! Command! The Star Fox team!
01:30Team Star Fox, ready for duty.
01:33Ah, leave these losers to the pros! We'll beat them in no time!
01:382-2-1 The Star Fox Team!
01:533-1-2 The Star Fox Team!
02:00Yep, of course, General.
02:03It's just so crazy. I can't believe Andross had so darn many troops left behind.
02:09They're almost all common scum, in it for the money.
02:13They're quite dedicated for a bunch of hired guns.
02:16The leader of this rebellion is none other than Oikene.
02:20Okay, I see now. So we're here because...
02:23We're here because we've got to put this creep on ice.
02:27Yes, you must take him down. I'm counting on you. Now get prepped and go.
02:33Let's go, team.
02:57Let's go, team.
03:11Communications line, green. Oikene is no pushover. So be careful out there.
03:18Left line, green.
03:23The outcome of this battle hangs on you, team.
03:28Are you all ready?
03:30Launch all ships!
03:54All ships, avoid the Armata's fire. Aim for Oikene's flagship.
03:59Here we go!
04:00Hey, Slippy, help me.
04:03Slippy, you've already got bogeys on your tail.
04:06Uh-oh, I'm in trouble.
04:11Thanks, Fox. I thought I was a goner.
04:14You haven't changed a bit, Convoy.
04:16Cornelia army now commencing third army of cannon fire.
04:20Andross' ships are being destroyed one after the other. We can't give up now.
04:25Andross' fleet is dead ahead. They're everywhere.
04:27Okay, Falco and Slippy, take the left side.
04:31Crystal and Fox, hit the run.
04:33Everyone strike, now!
04:35Alright! Kick them hard and don't hold back!
05:05What's that? Some kind of prototype?
05:08That beam's devastating! Watch out, Fox! Roll to deflect its attack!
05:18Take this, Fox! They'll replenish your shields a bit!
05:21I'll run away!
05:23Doh!
05:24You're good!
05:29It's horrible!
05:36You're good!
05:36Uh-oh!
05:41Not sure if we're dead!
05:41You're good!
05:45You're good!
05:46You're good!
05:49I'm too good!
05:57I've got something on radar.
05:59Get ahead, I'm coming this way.
06:01A stealth margin. Look out, Fox.
06:03Try out your bombs, Fox.
06:13Starbox is headed this way.
06:15Starbox, eh?
06:16Work him over.
06:37Our final line of defense has been penetrated.
06:40Is this guy some kind of demon?
06:43I'll handle him.
06:45What? Are you...
06:55The enemy flagship is fleeing to Fortuna.
06:58That scum Orkin, he's getting away.
07:00After him, Fox.
07:10Keep moving. Follow him into the atmosphere.
07:13Adjust G-Diffuser's system output.
07:16Let's go.
07:17The enemy flagship is fleeing to Fortuna.
07:18The enemy flagship is fleeing to Fortuna.
07:26Fortuna seems to have fled, but he may be lying in wait for us.
07:31I want all of you to proceed with caution.
07:35Worrying a bit much, aren't you, Gramps?
07:39Let's take it in low.
07:57Where'd that crazed chimp oikiny go?
07:59Rob, find that black-hearted ape's location.
08:02Affirmative.
08:17Fox, these guys are all over me.
08:19Get rid of them.
08:22Use your boost to catch up.
08:24Great. I guess I owe you one.
08:42Enemy base located directly ahead.
08:45Fortuna is there as well.
08:46All right. This time, we'll take that ape down.
08:56Fox, who's this?
08:58Oof!
08:59Can't you tell your friends from your enemies?
09:01That makes us even.
09:10This must be it.
09:12Look out!
09:13The enemy's waiting for us.
09:28Whoa, get off me.
09:31Ouch!
09:32Woo!
09:33Thanks, Fox.
09:34Thanks, Fox.
09:40Thanks, Fox.
09:41Thanks, Fox.
09:42Thanks, Fox.
09:42Thanks, Fox.
09:43Thanks, Fox.
09:47Thanks, Fox.
10:27You've got nowhere to run to, Oikiny.
10:29You've got nowhere to run to, Oikiny.
10:30Ah! Persistent little pest, aren't you?
10:38You've got nowhere to run to, Oikiny.
10:38That's enough height and seat!
10:41Let me show you my true power!
10:45Oikiny, you ignorant ape.
10:46What are you up to?
10:47Careful, Fox.
10:49You never know what a cornered beast might do.
11:00I must bring an end to our relationship!
11:02I must bring an end to our relationship!
11:03I must bring an end to our relationship!
11:21Oh, no!
11:21Come on!
11:22I'll show you!
11:36Watch how he moves his face!
11:44Take that!
11:48It's not over yet!
12:15Ha ha ha ha! Is that all you fools have got?
12:18I am the one and only true heir to the great emperor, Enron!
12:23The new emperor, Andrew Oikini!
12:26Uncle Enron!
12:30What? Reinforcements?
12:35That doesn't look friendly.
12:38It's extreme thought patterns.
12:41No, it can't be!
12:44Aperoid, Aperoid, Aperoid...
12:47Aperoid?
12:48Yee-haw!
12:51There's no time to hesitate! Return fire!
12:57I don't know who that is, but he obviously ain't nice!
13:03Enemy shield analysis complete! I'm bringing it up now!
13:06Keep your guard up, everyone!
13:12I'm bringing it here!
13:27I'm bringing it up now!
13:28I'm bringing it up!
13:34I'm bringing it up now!
13:37It's an amazing day!
13:40Woohoo!
13:49It's too early to celebrate.
13:51Look, keep your wits about you, everyone!
13:54Yo! Gotta get... out of... the way!
14:06Ugh! There's just something creepy about this guy!
14:10I can feel it! It's weak one with that...
14:12Great! You're damaging him!
14:14Hmm?
14:27Attack whenever you have the chance!
14:47Watch where you're going, Fox!
15:16Somehow... we beat it!
15:18Hmm... what... what a strange creature!
15:22Wait... what's that?
15:25I don't believe!
15:27Fox! You have to get that!
15:29Really?
15:30Well, okay!
15:35Fox!
15:38Whoa! We've got company!
15:44Fox! Grab that thing and get out of there!
15:57All ships are home!
15:58This must be how things get started!
16:00You've done well, team!
16:01Come on up!
16:15Members of Star Fox!
16:18A grave danger looms!
16:20The Lylat System is in peril!
16:22What?
16:23How do you know?
16:24We know!
16:26The Research Director will brief you on all the details!
16:30Hello again, everybody!
16:32Dad?
16:33You're the Research Director?
16:35You never told me that!
16:37Well, gee, didn't I?
16:39Yes!
16:40In any case, if I may continue, these Aperoids...
16:44Aperoids?
16:46Indeed!
16:46They are the enemies you faced earlier!
16:49I believe it was about 17 years ago, a whole fleet was destroyed by a sole Aperoid!
16:57We were somehow able to survive that trial, but that was just a taste of what's coming!
17:04But we are currently analyzing data from the core memory you found!
17:09But we could understand much more if we had a complete specimen!
17:14We have detected a distress signal originating from the Kainal Post!
17:19However, we're unable to contact anyone there!
17:23We suspect Aperoid involvement!
17:25You must find the distress signal!
17:27No problem at all, sir!
17:30I'll head to the surface immediately!
17:32That signal shouldn't be too hard to find!
17:34By yourself?
17:35It's too dangerous!
17:36I'm going too!
17:37No!
17:38I want you guys in our wings, covering me from above!
17:42I'm counting on you!
17:43Let's do this!
17:59Let's do this!
18:00Let's do this!
18:01Let's do this!
18:03Let's do this!
18:24It's too quiet!
18:30Something's wrong here!
18:37It's a trap!
18:43It's the Aperoids after all!
18:52It's a trap!
18:53Fox?
18:53First get rid of the Aperoids in your pack!
19:15Fox!
19:16Looks like you've got more company!
19:18You gotta change weapons to fit the situation!
19:21Head out for the target on your radar!
19:44Use that machine gun to blast the hole out of them!
19:55The longer you charge a shot, the stronger it becomes!
19:59Try using a charge shot!
20:00Dodge!
20:09The longer you charge a shot, the stronger it becomes!
20:13Try using a charge shot!
20:15Dodge!
20:16On its way!
20:17What's the situation?
20:18Well, I got my hands full!
20:20But what else is new?
20:22Done!
20:23Here's your Landmaster!
20:25Let me know if you get lonely and I'll drop by!
20:28Nah!
20:29All I need is a Landmaster!
20:32Transmission complete!
20:33It's all yours, Fox!
20:36Hooray!
20:37Good to see the transmission system's targeting is as sterling as ever!
20:50Got it!
20:51Show them what that Landmaster can do!
21:00Smash anyone and anything that gets in your way!
21:15Fox, I've got enemies on my tail!
21:21Look above you and locate Crystal!
21:23Phew!
21:24I thought I was done for!
21:26Thanks, Fox!
21:32Way to go, Fox!
21:33That's the spirit!
21:52Use your books to get up the slope!
22:27Only a few targets left! Keep it up!
22:29Only a few targets left! Keep it up!
22:30Move above you!
22:41With the magic deck!
22:48You're right!
22:50You're looking to try to open!
22:51Hang on!
22:51Where's the person?
22:52You must be able to open your back!
22:52The person!
22:53The person!
22:53The person!
22:58Who!
22:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
23:39Smash anyone and anything?
23:40Hover in the air to collect rings.
24:02The distress signal is coming from inside the base, Fox.
24:17Whoa, what are these things?
24:27Hmm, this looks bad.
24:29Our scams show those things can spawn more Aperiods.
24:35Ugh.
24:42Destroy the Aperiods, fade to the walls.
24:44There's gotta be a base entrance somewhere, Fox.
24:52Not bad. Clear the area of all enemies now.
24:56They just don't let go.
24:58Oh, they're disgusting.
25:00Hey, they're on the other side too.
25:02You must have a weapon. And nothing does.
25:10What in the world is that giant thing? It looks nasty.
25:13There are more enemy types around now. Be careful, Fox.
25:17I sent you a landmaster, Fox. Check the location of the landmaster on radar.
25:26Darn it! I'm being chased!
25:32Got it!
25:42Fox! Get the enemy behind me!
25:56This is bad! I can't lose them!
25:58Roll out of harm's way!
26:11Ouch! Cut out!
26:18Thanks, Fox! I thought I was a goner!
26:45You're doing great, Fox! Destroy the rest of them!
26:51Got it!
26:52Got it!
27:17I got it!
27:40Got it!
27:42Only a few targets left! Keep it up!
28:01Got it!
28:19Bugs, are you all right?
28:28Got it!
29:00Is the distress signal still changing, team?
29:03The signal's still there, but there's no...
29:05Check inside buildings for targets too, Bugs!
29:08There has to be a way to get inside those buildings!
29:11You must be able to get inside using the elevators!
29:14We've got our whiskey now!
29:48Blasted, Bugs!
29:50Die already!
30:07A new target has been confirmed!
30:09You gotta destroy that last one!
30:11Find it on your radar!
30:37You got it!
30:55Uh, I got a bad feeling about this.
31:09So, the leader, huh?
31:12That thing is giant and ugly.
31:16Wait, that thing has a core memory.
31:20You heard the lady, Fox. We gotta get that core memory.
31:32Shield analysis complete. Bringing it up on the monitor.
31:54I sent you a landmaster, Fox. Check the location of the landmaster on radar.
31:59Got it.
32:04Now, Fox. Its weak point is on the top.
32:08Roll out of harm's way. Get on top by hovering.
32:20That's it, Fox. That's its weak point.
32:26That's it, Fox. Now you got it.
32:33Whoa. Here comes trouble.
32:37That's it, Fox. Now you got it.
32:48It's getting weaker, Fox. Keep at it.
33:06Fox, get that core memory.
33:10Okay. That must be it.
33:13Careful. We don't know anything about what we're up against.
33:17I know that.
33:19Hey, it looks like that distress signal is no longer transmitting.
33:23Hmm. That doesn't sound good.
33:27Hey, thanks for helping me out.
33:31Hey, Mom.
33:33Long time no see, Fox.
33:36The SOS signal. It was you?
33:40It says I'm here. I'll just help myself to this.
33:43No, that's...
33:46Hmm. Is it that important?
33:50Ha ha ha ha!
33:52Then I'm gonna be rich!
33:55Smell you later!
33:57Stop! Pigma!
33:59Dang!
34:01Fox, I'm tracking Pigma on radar.
34:03Get back to the Great Fox now!
34:16All ships are home!
34:29Curse you, Pigma! Why'd you run to such a vile place?
34:32This colony is supposed to be a hideout for all sorts of criminals!
34:37Don't you idiots know! This is part of Lord O'Donnell's territory!
34:43Hey, who led you in?
34:45This is the Star Fox team. We're here for a hog named Pigma. We don't want trouble.
34:50We don't know about no Pigma or any other fool! And now we know you're Star Fox, you ain't going
34:55nowhere!
34:56Come on, you lazy scum! Let's skin this fox and his whole crew!
35:00Get more guys up here! Come on!
35:03Hey, I got a message from my dad! It's about the core memory that Pigma nabbed!
35:07He says it might contain the location of the Aperoid homeworld!
35:11We've gotta get it back! No matter what!
35:13Gateway initiation detected! Enemy force increasing!
35:18Even if we pound them, this is going to become a war of attrition.
35:21How do you know something about those transfer gateways?
35:24Okay, Slippy and I will wipe out the transfer gateways to hideout.
35:29Understood.
35:30Falco and Crystal, deal with those battleships outside!
35:34Alright, leave space to us!
35:36Be careful, Fox.
35:38Ah, you too, Crystal.
36:18You too, Crystal.
36:27I did not bother anyone.
36:28This is Fox. I've made it inside.
36:31How are things on your end, Slippy?
36:33I made it too!
36:35Okay, let's get this operation started.
36:40Falcon, look! There! About to sink!
36:45And here we go!
36:53I'm the gauge in the upper left part of the screen.
36:56The gauge shows enemy presence around the hideout.
36:59Destroy the targets before the gauge gets cold.
37:02Understood.
37:02Keep your wits about you, everyone!
37:12Enemy ship down!
37:18Whoa! There's a machine shooting out baddies!
37:21That's a transfer device! Hurry up and destroy it!
37:31Transfer device down!
37:33Things are looking up, Fox! Keep it up!
37:43Keep it up!
37:43Let's go!
37:44Let's go!
37:45Let's go!
37:48Let's go!
37:49The enemy battleships are launching fighters!
37:51Crystal, concentrate your fire on the battleships!
38:00Transfer device down!
38:01Things are looking up, Fox! Keep it up!
38:09Let's go!
38:10Let's go!
38:12Let's go!
38:19Let's go!
38:23Let's go!
38:27Let's go!
38:28Let's go!
38:29Let's go!
38:30Let's go!
38:32Let's go!
38:32Let's go!
38:34Let's go!
38:35Transfer device down!
38:37Things are looking up, Fox! Keep it up!
39:08No mercy!
39:14Destruction of transfer device confirmed!
39:17Things are looking up, Fox! Keep it up!
39:29Jump to avoid your attacks!
39:36The blaster is not working on that enemy!
39:44Transfer device down!
39:46That's it, Fox! Only a few transfer devices for me!
40:08Don't forget to sidestep when you need to!
40:11I'll remember this!
40:16Transfer device down!
40:18Hooray, Fox! Only three transfer devices left!
40:35The things get dicey! Use a barrier!
40:49Enemy reinforcements confirmed! I'm returning their fire!
40:52We're being overrun here! Blast the space fighters!
41:21The other blasters!
41:22The other blasters are in a higher area!
41:23There must be an elevator, find it!
41:26Enemy ship, down!
41:36If this keeps up, the enemy forces will take this quadrant.
41:41Let them have it, boys!
41:43So, this is the highest area in the hideout.
41:46Looking out for enemy ambushes!
41:52Don't forget to sidestep when you need to.
42:02This is a bad fox, if it keeps up.
42:09Sorry to bug you, Foxy, but I can use some help.
42:19We're being overrun here.
42:21Blast the space fighters!
42:29Ah, the space front's not looking too good.
42:33Well done.
42:34This means we can take control over hideout.
42:45You fools!
42:47What are you idiots up to now?
42:49Fox, you're here!
42:53That new wolf?
42:55You're on my turf now.
42:57Watch your step, Fox.
43:00I think I'll torment you a bit before I cook you.
43:06Allow me to introduce myself.
43:08I am Panther, and all who see my roles meet death.
43:14We're just here for Pigma, okay?
43:16Shut your traps and hand him over.
43:19Pigma?
43:20Don't know anything about Pigma.
43:22But there is one thing.
43:27I'm owed an apology.
43:29And I will have it.
43:30You ooh!
43:34I'm sorry.
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