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Dead On The Vine 2022
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00:21:33Don't move!
00:21:34Shut up!
00:21:37Oh!
00:21:38Oh!
00:21:39Wait!
00:21:40Who's she?
00:21:41A police woman!
00:21:43Oh!
00:21:44Get off the horn!
00:21:46There's only room for one!
00:21:49Come on!
00:21:52We need to get changed.
00:22:01We can't get away with this.
00:22:04They'll send someone as soon as their officer doesn't report in.
00:22:10And we have a dozen guests coming tonight.
00:22:13What are you going to do?
00:22:14Kill them as well?
00:22:19Scott, we've got to get out of here.
00:22:21We've got to risk it.
00:22:22No, no, no, no.
00:22:22We need to stay.
00:22:24We're not going to get any more trouble, are we?
00:22:26Stay here till it's safe.
00:22:29Do what?
00:22:30Join the wine tasting?
00:22:32You're not invited.
00:22:35OK.
00:22:36Well, you go and have a shower, and not one of those ones you have at home where you just
00:22:39jump in and out.
00:22:40You always still stink after those.
00:22:41Oh, cheers.
00:22:42No, proper.
00:22:43Clean ball sack and braces.
00:22:45Behind your ears, under your fingernails.
00:22:47And you're just going to stay here?
00:22:50Yeah.
00:22:51Yeah.
00:22:51We can't leave them to our own devices, can we?
00:22:56It's fine.
00:22:57I've got it.
00:22:58I'm over it.
00:23:05Right.
00:23:06Who fancies a drink?
00:23:09No, thank you.
00:23:11Sure?
00:23:12Oh, suit yourself.
00:23:14But I hear the wine here is excellent.
00:23:17Can't drink it myself.
00:23:18I've got an acid reflux thing.
00:23:20Blech.
00:23:21But I do like a beer.
00:23:23You don't have any taps?
00:23:26No, just bottles.
00:23:29Oh, rip off.
00:23:31What a waste paying more for less.
00:23:33Stupid.
00:23:48Cheers.
00:23:53Oh, yes.
00:23:55Ooh la la.
00:23:58So.
00:24:00What food are you having at this tasting then?
00:24:05What?
00:24:06Food.
00:24:07What are you having?
00:24:09You are having food, right?
00:24:13And it's here.
00:24:15It's here.
00:24:16And what is it?
00:24:19Venison carpaccio.
00:24:21Smoked salmon.
00:24:23Siva shavish.
00:24:26Broccoli and stilton soup.
00:24:27Oh, God, no.
00:24:29Not got any chips?
00:24:31No.
00:24:32You've got to have chips.
00:24:33Everyone likes all this fancy shit, you know?
00:24:35And you don't want people drinking on an empty stomach, do you?
00:24:38No.
00:24:39The food was chosen to compliment the wines and the guests were told about it beforehand.
00:24:44So no surprises then?
00:24:46Other than it not happening?
00:24:48No.
00:24:49Not yet.
00:24:50So you don't plan on murdering us then?
00:24:54Hmm.
00:24:56No.
00:24:57Not on my agenda.
00:24:59Just our business then?
00:25:01Have it next week, will you?
00:25:03Yeah.
00:25:05Do you think any of this was cheap?
00:25:08The food, the organisation.
00:25:11We've put our livelihoods on the line for this.
00:25:13This succeeds or we die.
00:25:15Even if the wine, some of which we have already opened, let breathe and the food lasts another week,
00:25:22do you think anyone would want to come to a murder scene?
00:25:25So, have it outside, if the weather's nice.
00:25:46So, have it outside, if the weather's nice.
00:25:56Oh, there he is. Clean as a whistle.
00:26:06I think so.
00:26:07No, not you. You're the carpet.
00:26:08Look.
00:26:10The salt is shit, but this stuff is amazing.
00:26:13Benefits for working in a wine place, eh?
00:26:15Those of red spillages.
00:26:17Right, my turn.
00:26:21Ah, just so you know, no beer on tap.
00:26:24Pff, just bottles.
00:26:25Ha!
00:26:27Ah, and you might want to talk about the whole wine tasting thing.
00:26:31I mean, it's a bit of a sore point, but it does need dealing with good men.
00:26:42Are you really going to let us go?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:47Just got to work out a way to get out of this.
00:26:49Can we go outside?
00:27:04Did you know he was insane before this?
00:27:06He's not insane.
00:27:08I think he is.
00:27:08He's not.
00:27:10Okay.
00:27:11He's got problems.
00:27:13Issues.
00:27:14But it's not insanity.
00:27:16You don't know the life he's had.
00:27:19He's your brother.
00:27:21Isn't he?
00:27:22I can tell.
00:27:24The way you act.
00:27:25The way you speak.
00:27:28We're not brothers, brothers.
00:27:30Faster brothers.
00:27:31He's not bad.
00:27:32I know it sounds ridiculous, but he's not.
00:27:35He's stood by me through all the shit that's gone on in my life.
00:27:38And there has been a lot.
00:27:41He just loses control sometimes.
00:27:43You need to stop him.
00:27:45He's got it out of his system now.
00:27:48He didn't have a peanut stuck in his throat.
00:27:51He had a fully fledged psychotic episode and I want to avoid another one.
00:27:55Well sit tight and don't antagonise him again.
00:27:59We've gone as soon as we can.
00:28:01We need to let people know that the tasting isn't happening anymore.
00:28:04I know.
00:28:05And the police.
00:28:06They'll come looking for their officer.
00:28:08I know.
00:28:10We'll help you.
00:28:13What?
00:28:16We'll help you divert the police.
00:28:18We'll help you escape tomorrow.
00:28:20I assume that's the plan.
00:28:22Wait till the morning when the police aren't looking around here anymore.
00:28:26What, and you're just going to do this out of the kindness of your heart?
00:28:29No.
00:28:30I, we, want to survive the night.
00:28:33You said keep him happy?
00:28:35This will do that, right?
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:39We just want something in return.
00:28:42We do?
00:28:43Yes, we need our wine tasting to go ahead tonight as planned.
00:28:46And we want 25% of your haul from the jewellers.
00:28:50You're kidding, right?
00:28:51We can't.
00:28:52We can.
00:28:54They need us.
00:28:56The police will check on their officer.
00:28:58They'll know this was her last stop.
00:29:00And they'll come knocking.
00:29:02And this time it won't just be one.
00:29:04And we need them.
00:29:05We need tonight to happen.
00:29:07Otherwise we're gone.
00:29:09Finished.
00:29:09All our hard work.
00:29:11All our money.
00:29:12Gone.
00:29:12It might take us years to recover, if ever.
00:29:16So if you want the easy road out, you need to give us something.
00:29:20Or you can just kill us.
00:29:23You're the insane one.
00:29:25Maybe.
00:29:26But have you got a better way out?
00:29:30Let's put aside the jewels and the cops for one minute.
00:29:35You want us to let you have a full-on wine tasting?
00:29:38With the peerings.
00:29:40And you think Drake will be able to hold his shit together through all that?
00:29:43No. You won't be here. You can be up in the hotel.
00:29:46What? So you can get drunk and shop us over the fish course?
00:29:50Take whatever precautions you need to.
00:29:52We won't shop you.
00:29:54Particularly if you cut us in.
00:29:57We need this to go well.
00:29:58Twelve people.
00:30:00Just sat here eating and drinking while we just watch telling.
00:30:05We wouldn't need them all. Just six.
00:30:08No.
00:30:09Not six.
00:30:10Yes.
00:30:11Elizabeth Maynard, Philip Crosby, Mandy York, Brandon Fogarty, Joanne Flynn and Eva Lanigan.
00:30:18No. If we're picking, we don't need Phil.
00:30:21He's good for a couple of grand at best and we'd have to work for it.
00:30:26He likes a cuddle, if you know what I mean.
00:30:28Okay. Not Phil.
00:30:31Six is too many. If we were to consider this insanity.
00:30:35Five and thirty percent.
00:30:38One and ten percent.
00:30:41One would look weird.
00:30:43One.
00:30:45Four and twenty-five percent.
00:30:47One and twelve percent.
00:30:49That is no good to us.
00:30:51Twenty-five percent is no good to us.
00:30:53We need to get this shit back to London.
00:30:54It needs to be a decent amount.
00:30:56Two and fifteen percent.
00:30:58All three's company, four's a crowd.
00:31:02Okay. Two.
00:31:04And fifteen percent.
00:31:07And fifteen percent.
00:31:10Okay. Which two?
00:31:12Well, definitely Brandon.
00:31:14He's desperate to get into waiting.
00:31:17Who else?
00:31:18Elizabeth Maynard.
00:31:19I was thinking Eva Lanigan.
00:31:21Oh yeah, I love Eva.
00:31:23She's on the council.
00:31:24She was a very successful barrister back in the day.
00:31:27And she retired here to be an artist.
00:31:29Unfortunately, both the legal and art worlds love a drink.
00:31:33Yeah, but Elizabeth Maynard, she's got the best palette.
00:31:36And the best story.
00:31:37She's a crime novelist.
00:31:38I've read all her books.
00:31:39Just pick one, for Christ's sake.
00:31:41Okay, Eva.
00:31:42Really?
00:31:43Yeah, she's got the best contacts.
00:31:45Law, arts, London.
00:31:47Big money, big drinkers.
00:31:49Okay, Eva.
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:53We'll keep the fifteen percent between us, alright?
00:31:56Why?
00:31:57Well, Dwayne doesn't exactly have a head for business,
00:31:59and I don't have it in me to explain it to him now.
00:32:03Okay.
00:32:46Okay, bye.
00:32:47Bye.
00:32:48Bye.
00:32:49Bye.
00:32:50Bye.
00:32:51Bye.
00:32:52Bye.
00:32:53Bye.
00:33:04What are you going to do with Lenny?
00:33:06Who?
00:33:07The guy in your boot.
00:33:09Oh, yeah, Lenny.
00:33:10Do you know him?
00:33:12Nah.
00:33:12Why did you kidnap him?
00:33:14What?
00:33:15Well, if you don't know who he is, how do you know he's worth kidnapping?
00:33:18He's for the whoever brothers in London, Joni.
00:33:21Right?
00:33:23He's the debt we had to pay off.
00:33:25Go to Rye, grab some prick, bring him back.
00:33:28We weren't told who he was or what he'd done, just a name and a location.
00:33:32It was meant to look like a robbery, him being our insurance.
00:33:36But the prick did a runner and we had to chase him.
00:33:38So, do you think he's in debt like you are?
00:33:41Nah.
00:33:42He's been skimming off the top.
00:33:43I thought you didn't know.
00:33:45I didn't, not at first.
00:33:47The little shit couldn't stop screaming and apologising once we got him.
00:33:50It turned out he was laundering money through the old folks' diamond business.
00:33:54Don't ask me how it works.
00:33:55But he'd been fiddling the books in order to buy a house.
00:33:57That's what he said anyway.
00:33:59Seems foolish.
00:34:00So, you're taking him back to London to be punished?
00:34:03Probably.
00:34:04I mean, the brothers had a good thing going here.
00:34:07So, probably just get a little bit of a kick in and put back into play.
00:34:10I doubt that.
00:34:11Why?
00:34:13Well, if these brothers are professional, they'll know that Lenny will get looked into.
00:34:17So, putting him back into the scene of the crime to commit more crime would be silly.
00:34:23So, he's probably going to be killed.
00:34:25Like I said, I don't know anything about it.
00:34:27Not hard to figure out though, was it?
00:34:29For fuck's sake, what do you want me to do?
00:34:30Let him go?
00:34:31You could.
00:34:32What, and getting more debt with people that by your own logic are willing to kill a low-life
00:34:36wanker for being in debt?
00:34:38Hard taking high ground?
00:34:40Yeah.
00:34:41So, we'll skip it, thanks.
00:34:42Low road all the way home.
00:34:44Do you think you're going to get away with this?
00:34:46You've killed one person, you've taken another person to his death.
00:34:49Probably, not definitely, and I didn't kill anybody.
00:34:52But, you wouldn't want Drayton to take the blame on his own, would you?
00:34:56Would you two shut the fuck up?
00:34:59I agreed to your plan not to be in the subject of some sort of psychological roast.
00:35:04And no one fucked up.
00:35:06But here we are.
00:35:07All I wanted was a little bit of money to keep my business going.
00:35:11But you can't get a loan nowadays, can you?
00:35:14Not with somebody like Drayton around.
00:35:16Thinks that credit is something you get from an arcade machine.
00:35:19So I had to go alternative routes.
00:35:22And I fucked up.
00:35:24My fault.
00:35:26My fault for trusting the mental.
00:35:29My fault for having some ambition.
00:35:37Do you think he's okay in the boot?
00:35:40Well, it's hot days, all I'm saying.
00:35:43All right.
00:35:44Stand where I can see you.
00:35:49All right, in there.
00:35:51Hello.
00:35:52Hello.
00:35:53Lenny.
00:35:55Yes?
00:35:56I have a glass of water for you.
00:35:59You will accept it gratefully.
00:36:01You will not do anything stupid.
00:36:04You got that?
00:36:06Yes.
00:36:10Stand!
00:36:14Sorry.
00:36:16You're fine, ladies.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:25Talk to me.
00:36:26We can wear this out.
00:36:28Tell the brothers it was just alone, right?
00:36:29Alone.
00:36:30All right.
00:36:31What was the intention of paying it back?
00:36:33Come on, don't do this.
00:36:34I'll cut my nuts off or something.
00:36:35You know they will.
00:36:36Don't I?
00:36:37How should I know?
00:36:38It's none of our business.
00:36:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:40Please, please, don't put me back in there, please.
00:36:42She's dead, right?
00:36:43Put me in the back seat.
00:36:45She is dead.
00:36:46She's all slippery.
00:36:47I'm claustrophobic.
00:36:48What?
00:36:49He doesn't like enclosed spaces.
00:36:51You're not meant to, you twat.
00:36:53Stop playing with that.
00:36:54It's freaking me out.
00:36:55I'm fine.
00:36:55It's not fine.
00:36:56It's freaking me out.
00:36:58You did that, you fucker,
00:36:59and you want us to put you in the back seat?
00:37:00Leave it.
00:37:01I don't like it.
00:37:02I'm just trying to see if I need stitches.
00:37:04Take them back in.
00:37:05We need him alive.
00:37:07I know.
00:37:11Get in.
00:37:13Please.
00:37:15Cut me in a cupboard.
00:37:16Or a chair.
00:37:17Oh, gag me.
00:37:18Tag me to a chair.
00:37:19I'm reasonable.
00:37:20I know I'm here.
00:37:21We've had this chat.
00:37:22No, we haven't.
00:37:23Yes, we have.
00:37:23And we were chasing you out the back of the jewellers.
00:37:25You were screaming, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:37:27I'll pay it back with interest.
00:37:28I'm so sorry.
00:37:29I was saving up money for a new house.
00:37:31I just wanted my own place.
00:37:33I don't care.
00:37:34Get in.
00:37:34Come on.
00:37:36Not in with the dead bird.
00:37:39What did she do anyway?
00:37:41Are you on multiple jobs?
00:37:42No.
00:37:43A lot of people are these days.
00:37:44She was an accident.
00:37:46Don't talk about her.
00:37:46Get in.
00:37:47What are they going to do to me when you take me back?
00:37:49How the fuck should I know?
00:37:50In.
00:37:51You're a hit man.
00:37:52Ha!
00:37:53I work for a fruit packing plant.
00:37:55Good cover.
00:37:56It's not a cover.
00:37:57It's a shitty job the jobs people made me do.
00:37:59I'm not a hit man.
00:38:01So she really was an accident?
00:38:03Yeah.
00:38:04Sort of.
00:38:04So why did they send you?
00:38:06What?
00:38:07You.
00:38:08Why did they send you?
00:38:11Because.
00:38:14You're in debt too.
00:38:21I don't like you.
00:38:23You ask a lot of questions.
00:38:26And I don't like questions.
00:38:28Joe asks questions, but he's allowed.
00:38:31You're not.
00:38:35I don't want to be here.
00:38:37I wish I was at home watching TV.
00:38:40I wish you were dead.
00:38:42I want to make that happen.
00:38:44But I can't.
00:38:45Because they don't want you dead.
00:38:47And Joe doesn't want you dead.
00:38:49And I don't want to get in trouble again.
00:38:52So I can't make you dead.
00:38:55But I can make you cry.
00:38:58And that is your choice.
00:39:00Whether that is me cutting out your tongue with these scissors I found in the bathroom.
00:39:04Or you, just stop talking.
00:39:10I'll stop talking.
00:39:12Stop talking!
00:39:36I'm really sorry.
00:39:53What's happening?
00:39:56What is happening?
00:39:57What are you doing?
00:39:58We should not be doing that.
00:40:00The thing is not happening.
00:40:01Calm down.
00:40:02I've got a plan.
00:40:04You?
00:40:04We had a plan.
00:40:05We don't need another plan.
00:40:06The other plan was flawed.
00:40:08And it wasn't really a plan.
00:40:10Yes, it was.
00:40:10We wait till tomorrow.
00:40:11Then we leave.
00:40:12Not really a plan.
00:40:14Yes, it is.
00:40:15Well, this plan is better.
00:40:16How?
00:40:17How better?
00:40:18Well, maybe not better.
00:40:19But more comprehensive.
00:40:20I've struck a deal.
00:40:23With who?
00:40:24Joanie and Cora.
00:40:25Who else?
00:40:26A deal.
00:40:27What deal?
00:40:28You get a cheap case of wine if you don't kill them?
00:40:30We help you with your situation if you help us with ours.
00:40:36This evening is important to us.
00:40:38So have it outside, like I said.
00:40:41Please listen to her.
00:40:46You're not a criminal, are you?
00:40:48No.
00:40:49Never said I was.
00:40:51Right.
00:40:51So you wouldn't want to be our own fair about things, would you?
00:40:54No.
00:40:55Not if I can help it.
00:40:57Right.
00:40:59So we've come up with a plan that is fair.
00:41:02Fair for all of us.
00:41:03Fair for you.
00:41:04Fair for us.
00:41:07We helped you when you weren't well.
00:41:11So we need you to help us now.
00:41:14This is important.
00:41:16Special.
00:41:17It needs to happen.
00:41:18And with a few tweaks to the event, we can do that.
00:41:23And then in return, we'll phone the police so they don't come looking for Carly.
00:41:27And then you can take our cars in the morning so you can head back to London undetected.
00:41:36And what, we let you have a load of people over for dinner in return?
00:41:40Not a load.
00:41:41Two.
00:41:41Two people.
00:41:44I don't know, mate.
00:41:45Sounds a bit mad to me.
00:41:47None of this is normal, mate.
00:41:49But here we are.
00:41:51They're offering us a solution.
00:41:53It's not ideal, but it's the best that we can do.
00:41:57And what are we doing while they're having all the fun in here?
00:41:59Sitting in a room being quiet?
00:42:01Well, that's not fair, is it?
00:42:03Come on, we can amuse ourselves.
00:42:05Oh, we've got all the channels.
00:42:08Superhero movies?
00:42:09Yes.
00:42:12Okay.
00:42:13How long is this do meant to last?
00:42:17About three hours.
00:42:20All right.
00:42:22And we can have some beers in the room?
00:42:24Oh, yes.
00:42:27Yes.
00:42:30All right.
00:42:32Great.
00:42:34Call the police.
00:42:36And say what?
00:42:37How the fuck should I know?
00:42:39You're the one who volunteered.
00:42:41Well, I'll do it.
00:42:44I know the desk, Sergeant.
00:42:46We do yoga together.
00:43:04Oh, hi.
00:43:05Barry.
00:43:06It's Joanie.
00:43:08Yeah.
00:43:10Oh, fine, thanks.
00:43:11You?
00:43:12Who are the kids?
00:43:15Ten, no.
00:43:16When did that happen?
00:43:20Well, never met the right guy, Barry.
00:43:24What you should have said.
00:43:25What a different world this could have been.
00:43:29No, I was joking, Barry.
00:43:32Well, I was calling about that, um,
00:43:35robbery that happened in Rye earlier today.
00:43:40No, I don't have any information, sorry.
00:43:42But Carly, Constable Wainwright,
00:43:45she came by earlier asking if we'd seen anything.
00:43:49No, we hadn't.
00:43:50Sorry.
00:43:51Oh, but she, um, left her radio,
00:43:55and I was wondering if she might need it.
00:44:00Okay, Barry.
00:44:02We're having her tasting tonight.
00:44:05Yay, she'd come to me and you'd love it.
00:44:10Yes, we have beer.
00:44:12Just not on tap.
00:44:15So, would it be okay if I, um,
00:44:17came by in the morning to drop off that radio?
00:44:20I'm coming into town anyway.
00:44:24Great.
00:44:25Oh, well, I must apologise for the way I might look in the morning.
00:44:28These, uh, wine tastings are great fun,
00:44:30but the, uh, hangovers are...
00:44:34Oh, thank you, Barry.
00:44:37Yes, I'll see you in the morning.
00:44:42Wow.
00:44:43She's good.
00:44:44You're good.
00:44:45Okay, that's done.
00:44:47He believed you, he won't come looking.
00:44:49Oh, well, all I know is that Barry will be waiting for me
00:44:52to hand on the radio in the morning.
00:44:59Oh, well, well, well, where do you think you're going?
00:45:01To the toilet.
00:45:02Just let her go, mate.
00:45:04Go with her.
00:45:07No.
00:45:13I'm really sorry.
00:45:15Don't, don't.
00:45:37So, what's your favourite wine?
00:45:39Don't say red.
00:45:43Favourite ever.
00:45:47I don't drink wine.
00:45:48I have drunk wine, but I don't any more.
00:45:50Acid.
00:45:52But I do have a favourite.
00:45:56Right.
00:45:57And it's red.
00:45:59Not just any red, obviously.
00:46:03I don't remember what kind it was.
00:46:05I just remember the taste.
00:46:10You go on holiday much?
00:46:13Sometimes.
00:46:15I don't.
00:46:17Never left the country till I was 13.
00:46:19France for school.
00:46:21Somalia.
00:46:21Shit myself on the ferry.
00:46:23Don't like water.
00:46:24Can't see the bottom.
00:46:27Wine was everywhere when we got there.
00:46:30People were drinking it or chucking it in the back of their cars.
00:46:35Anyway.
00:46:36Hey, let's go off Rwanda.
00:46:38And most of them just wanted to go to the beach or to the shops,
00:46:41but I saw this castle.
00:46:44It wasn't very big, but I'd never seen a proper castle before,
00:46:48so I wanted to go there.
00:46:52Joe thought he was in with these two girls.
00:46:54Fucking big dick.
00:46:56So we followed them to the beach.
00:46:59Stuck up here.
00:47:00They did not want us there.
00:47:01He's such a player.
00:47:03I got bored.
00:47:05Hate sand.
00:47:06So I wandered off.
00:47:09On my way off the beach, I nicked a bottle of wine
00:47:11that was poking out of someone's bag.
00:47:13I went to this castle.
00:47:16It wasn't like the ones you see in school books.
00:47:18It was more like the ones you see in Cheety Cheety Bang Bang,
00:47:20you know, pointy top.
00:47:23I do not know how long I stood there,
00:47:25but I drank the whole bottle of wine.
00:47:28Made me gag at first.
00:47:31But the more I drunk, the easier it went down.
00:47:35I still remember the taste.
00:47:38It was like beef crisps.
00:47:42Better.
00:47:45Then someone grabbed me.
00:47:47Got in my face.
00:47:49So I punched them.
00:47:51Turns out it was a teacher.
00:47:52They were looking for me because it got dark.
00:47:55Got sent home on the early ferry.
00:47:59Suspended for a bit after that.
00:48:02They didn't kick up too much of a fuss though.
00:48:04My mum said they were negligent of their duties,
00:48:06letting a 13-year-old go off and find booze.
00:48:08It was overreaction, if you ask me.
00:48:11Joe told me on the way home
00:48:14he saw some girl sucking off some kid
00:48:16on the top deck of the ferry.
00:48:19Did they get suspended?
00:48:21Of course not.
00:48:23Blowjobs are OK.
00:48:29You OK?
00:48:32Wait.
00:48:33We should make these calls.
00:48:35You do five, I'll do five?
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:55Hi, Ben.
00:48:57It's Cora from Goldspur.
00:48:59I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel this evening.
00:49:02I know we're so disappointed,
00:49:04but it can be helped.
00:49:05We had to power cut.
00:49:06A freezer and two of the wedges went last night.
00:49:09Yeah, it's ruined.
00:49:11And it's such a shame.
00:49:13Do you only work so hard on it all?
00:49:15I got these amazing fronds from Mr. Hollenster
00:49:19straight off the boat.
00:49:20I could have eaten it all then and there.
00:49:23Beautiful.
00:49:23And the marinade.
00:49:24I can't believe how good it tasted.
00:49:26It's all ruined.
00:49:28Ruined.
00:49:28So I'll do another Wednesday, Naz.
00:49:31No, no, no, no, no need to re-bick.
00:49:34No, no need to re-bick.
00:49:36Thanks, Mike.
00:49:38We'll have to meet in the Mermaids soon for a glass.
00:49:42OK, Terry.
00:49:43We'll find a movie.
00:49:44Have a good one.
00:49:51Right, now for the two that are coming.
00:49:54Do you think they'll keep it to themselves that it's gone ahead?
00:49:56It's not going ahead.
00:49:57We'll just tell them what we've told everybody else.
00:50:00It's off.
00:50:01But there's enough food left for two, if they fancy it,
00:50:04as special guests.
00:50:06As long as they don't tell anyone.
00:50:08Yeah, nice.
00:50:09So tell them they're your besties,
00:50:12which is why it's just them,
00:50:14but we are going to need a bad smell if the food's gone off.
00:50:18Authenticity, very important.
00:50:19Why would they invite anybody over
00:50:20if there's a smell of rotting shellfish?
00:50:23All right, yeah, good point.
00:50:24So scrap the smell and we've all cleaned up.
00:50:27Everyone got that?
00:50:28Good.
00:50:30Right, you take Eva, I'll do Brandon.
00:50:34Oh, yes.
00:50:35Really, Joni?
00:50:36Sorry.
00:50:38I'll thorn Eva.
00:50:50Are you okay?
00:50:52Did you hear that?
00:50:55Have you tried some of these whiskeys, mate?
00:50:58I don't like whiskeys.
00:51:00Just beer.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:02Two.
00:51:02The bottles rip off.
00:51:03Wait till you see the price of the branding.
00:51:06Cora, we can't do this.
00:51:09This is mad.
00:51:10It's bad enough that we're collaborating with these people.
00:51:13No, no, no.
00:51:14True bug.
00:51:14We're accomplices.
00:51:16We're accomplices.
00:51:17We're murder.
00:51:18We made the deal after Carleen.
00:51:20You think that's how they'll see it?
00:51:21Look at us like a liquid Ferrari.
00:51:22Come on.
00:51:23It's what training is.
00:51:24It's a pain in space.
00:51:24We're going to screw innocent people into a potentially deadly situation.
00:51:28What choice have we got?
00:51:30Do you want to throw away everything we've worked for?
00:51:34Look, with this evening and our cut, we can become all we wanted to be.
00:51:39Look who we are, what we always wanted to be.
00:51:42No, we can be better.
00:51:45The best.
00:51:47We can run.
00:51:49They don't know this place.
00:51:51We can find somewhere to hide.
00:51:53Forget about the deal.
00:51:55Look at him.
00:51:58You don't think you'll take this whole place down looking for us?
00:52:02Right now, I think they sort of trust us.
00:52:05You know, if that changes, then we have to do this.
00:52:12Ellis might stop him.
00:52:13He might.
00:52:15You might help him.
00:52:17He might get killed too.
00:52:20We are in control at the moment.
00:52:23Control?
00:52:24This is control?
00:52:25Yes, we're directing the evening.
00:52:28We have them in a place of comfort.
00:52:31If we keep them there, it will be okay.
00:52:34I promise.
00:52:48Hello?
00:52:49Goldsburg Vineyard and Hotel?
00:52:52Oh, hi, Brendan.
00:52:54I was literally just about to call you.
00:52:59Wow.
00:53:00That's quick.
00:53:02Yeah, it's like a literal grapevine.
00:53:05He's made a joke about hearing it through the grapevine being on a vineyard.
00:53:08I know.
00:53:09Soiree.
00:53:09Well, yeah, you heard right.
00:53:11But we managed to salvage enough for a small soiree.
00:53:15Yeah, enough for two people.
00:53:17Oh, yes, and Joanie.
00:53:20And one other.
00:53:22Well, it can be a surprise, can't it?
00:53:26No, no, no.
00:53:27It won't be Terry, no.
00:53:30You have a problem with Terry?
00:53:33Can we put you down for tonight?
00:53:36Yeah, 8pm.
00:53:38Great.
00:53:39See you later.
00:53:40Bye-bye now.
00:53:42Yeah.
00:53:43Bye.
00:53:45Seems word has got out.
00:53:48Kate, my turn.
00:54:00Oh, um, hi, Eva.
00:54:02It's, uh, Joanie.
00:54:05What's I've heard?
00:54:09Yes, it's like an actual grapevine.
00:54:30I keep listening for stuff.
00:54:35Different sounds, like...
00:54:38Do you think they're in London, too?
00:54:39We just don't hear them over the cars and the sirens.
00:54:43Some, no doubt.
00:54:52Do you think they'll let us keep any of the jewellery when we get back?
00:54:55No.
00:54:56Shame.
00:54:57Why?
00:54:59Just wanted to buy some stuff.
00:55:02About what?
00:55:05A castle.
00:55:07A castle?
00:55:08How many jewels do you think we nicked?
00:55:11Just a small one.
00:55:12Somewhere cheap.
00:55:14Go on, then.
00:55:15Why a castle?
00:55:17I like them.
00:55:21How do you get a castle now?
00:55:24Who even owns a castle?
00:55:26It's not like you get knights or barons like you used to, is it?
00:55:29Not in the same way, no.
00:55:34It used to be you get a castle by building one, or storming one and nicking it off whoever
00:55:40was there.
00:55:41Probably easier than dealing with developers and estate agents nowadays.
00:55:47And they're always on hills, aren't they?
00:55:50Usually.
00:55:51It's hard to get in.
00:55:53For the enemy, I mean.
00:55:54There's a downside.
00:55:56It's always an uphill walk back from the pub.
00:55:59You could have your own pub on the inside, I suppose.
00:56:01Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:56:03I just want it quiet.
00:56:05It's me, on my heel.
00:56:07And you.
00:56:08If you visited.
00:56:10Cheers.
00:56:14I think we'll ever have any money.
00:56:16Mate, I'm trying.
00:56:17I know, I keep fucking it up.
00:56:22It was already fucked, mate.
00:56:25I'm shit at business.
00:56:28We should get away.
00:56:31Not a castle, since we've got no money, but just away.
00:56:36Somewhere quiet.
00:56:38Maybe Cornwall.
00:56:39I've never been.
00:56:41No, not me.
00:56:43I've seen it on the telly loads, though.
00:56:45They've got loads of pubs.
00:56:48Loads of castles.
00:56:50Loads of space.
00:56:52Sounds nice.
00:56:56What?
00:56:58It's the girls.
00:57:00No, they're inside, mate.
00:57:04Oh.
00:57:06I thought...
00:57:07I know.
00:57:09Mate, we've come this far.
00:57:12Kind of got to trust them if this is going to work.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:17They're nice.
00:57:21Er...
00:57:22Hi.
00:57:22We need to get ready.
00:57:25And Brandon has cancelled.
00:57:27He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:29He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:36He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:45He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:45He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:46He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:47He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:48He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:48He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:48He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:49He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:49He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:49He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:50He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:52He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:52He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:54He's going to the theatre in London.
00:57:56He's going to the theatre in London.
00:58:38So, a lot of pressure on this Eva tonight, then?
00:58:41It looks fantastic. So do you.
00:58:46Listen, Eva will be here in about 20 minutes,
00:58:50so you two need to get settled in your room with your beers,
00:58:53and we'll take it from here.
00:58:56Alice, could you give me a hand?
00:58:58Do something, please.
00:59:03Come and choose your food, Scott. Do you like broccoli?
00:59:06No.
00:59:07Okay, well, we've other stuff too.
00:59:15What am I doing?
00:59:17Brandon hasn't cancelled because of theatre tickets.
00:59:21The police have formed roadblocks out of Rye.
00:59:24Apparently there's been no sightings of your car,
00:59:27so they assume you're still in the area.
00:59:31Shit.
00:59:32This doesn't change a thing.
00:59:33They don't know you're here and your car is hidden.
00:59:36Eva can still get here because she lives closer.
00:59:38If they resume searching in the morning,
00:59:41it may be wiser to head out while it's still dark.
00:59:51Don't tell Drayton.
00:59:53They'll only put him on edge.
00:59:54Why do you think we're out here?
00:59:57Oh, shit.
00:59:58She's early.
01:00:05Drayton, come on!
01:00:06Come on, man!
01:00:07Let's go!
01:00:07We forgot your whiskey.
01:00:08Doesn't matter.
01:00:09Come on, she's here!
01:00:10No.
01:00:10Come on!
01:00:11Come on, all right, all right.
01:00:13Quickly!
01:00:23Bloody hell, mate!
01:00:25What are you playing at, you big bastards?
01:00:26You need to go to beers.
01:00:28Have some respect.
01:00:31Cheers.
01:00:39Good evening, Cora.
01:00:41Is it valet parking?
01:00:43Oh, sorry, no.
01:00:44I'm joking.
01:00:45I didn't expect to be welcomed from my car, that's all.
01:00:47How are you?
01:00:48You look a little flustered.
01:00:50Then I suppose you would be, given the circumstances.
01:00:53Well, it's been a tad hectic this afternoon.
01:00:55Bloody electricity.
01:00:56Bring back windmills and water wheels, I say.
01:00:59We're living in the 1800s out here anyway, aren't we?
01:01:03Shall we go in, or are we having the tasting on the driveway here?
01:01:07Sorry, no, of course.
01:01:09Come in.
01:01:13Good evening, Eva.
01:01:15Welcome.
01:01:15Wonderful.
01:01:16Straight to the booze.
01:01:17Oh, this is just the beginning.
01:01:19It's a bit pared down, of course.
01:01:21These are our welcome bubbles.
01:01:23Homegrown, as you know.
01:01:25Oh, and then we have our aperitifs,
01:01:27food and wine pairings in the restaurant upstairs,
01:01:30finishing off with the cheese and wine course in the winery.
01:01:33Don't let me stop you, Joanie.
01:01:35Pour away.
01:01:36Make me welcome.
01:01:40Hmm, thank you.
01:01:41Cheers.
01:01:44Oh, bugger, I forgot the canopies.
01:01:48Come on up, Eva.
01:01:53So, how have you been?
01:01:54I saw your painting on the wall at the cafe at the CLF.
01:01:58Yeah, from there it'll probably stay, no doubt.
01:02:02I think it's really good.
01:02:04Ah, but is it good enough?
01:02:06Oh, I don't really care.
01:02:08It's just a hobby.
01:02:10If I do manage to sell any of my paintings,
01:02:13I'd probably give them money to a local theatre company or something.
01:02:15It's just one big vanity project.
01:02:18I just want to be loved.
01:02:19You are, Eva.
01:02:22I'm joking.
01:02:23I couldn't give a shit.
01:02:24But I do like theatre,
01:02:26and their costumes are starting to look like genuine street urchin rags.
01:02:30Which is fine if you're doing Oliver.
01:02:32Again.
01:02:33But their Glengarry Glen Ross
01:02:35looked like the local trumps were staging a well-worded sit-in.
01:02:39So, am I on my own tonight?
01:02:41Oh, I'm afraid so.
01:02:42Brandon was due to come, but he had to cancel.
01:02:44Oh, good.
01:02:46Dreadful man.
01:02:47Far too much hair.
01:02:49He's like a chinchilla, without the charm.
01:02:51So, it really is just me tonight, then.
01:02:53Aren't I the lucky one?
01:02:55Wonderful.
01:02:56Yes, well, you were top of our list,
01:02:58and when we realised we had enough food salvaged for a smaller affair,
01:03:01we, of course, called you.
01:03:03Never use the word salvage when talking about food.
01:03:05Mmm, talking a witch.
01:03:07That is gorgeous.
01:03:09Roasted prosciutto on a creme fraiche bellini with a sprig of basil.
01:03:13Mmm.
01:03:15Bloody good start, ladies.
01:03:17Cheers.
01:03:17Cheers.
01:03:22Cheers.
01:03:29Cheers.
01:03:36Cheers.
01:03:44Cheers.
01:03:45Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
01:04:02Jesus Christ, that is beautiful.
01:04:07Is that from the new batch?
01:04:08Yes.
01:04:09It's what we want to concentrate on in the future.
01:04:12High quality, low yield.
01:04:14You know, really allowing the process to develop the wine organically,
01:04:18like they did in the beginning.
01:04:21Every fucking time he calls for that.
01:04:24He's a prick, honestly.
01:04:27He's not even your real brother.
01:04:31God of mischief.
01:04:33More like God of being a bloody bellend.
01:04:39He deserves a knife in the garb.
01:04:41Is it profitable?
01:04:42I mean, low yield, long process.
01:04:45Sounds like short profits to me.
01:04:47Well, the price will reflect the effort.
01:04:49We will obviously continue selling a selection of wines,
01:04:52but we intend to phase out some lines to make way for this one.
01:04:57Cora, I need to jog on to the winery to finish off the settings.
01:05:01I'll see you down there.
01:05:02OK.
01:05:03Bye.
01:05:20So, go on, you were telling me about how you're not going to run your business into the ground.
01:05:24Yeah.
01:05:26Well, we strongly believe there's a client base out there willing to indulge in a more sophisticated wine,
01:05:32and they are happy to pay for the privilege.
01:05:39All right, mate.
01:05:40It's just an opinion.
01:05:42Can you read that opinion?
01:05:43You don't want to turn into wankers, do you?
01:05:45I mean, I like a nice expensive wine as much as the next pretentious, arrogant middle-class person,
01:05:50but wine is the nectar of the many, not the few.
01:05:57What was in my head?
01:05:58It's the fucking car!
01:06:00I'll try not to sound pretentious here, but we like to think of ourselves as artists.
01:06:07You failed on the pretentious scale, but never mind, come on.
01:06:10Picasso could knock out a portrait whenever he liked, but he's a genius because of his cubism work.
01:06:16You know, we can do the normal stuff, but we want to make our mark by being out of the
01:06:21ordinary.
01:06:24Well, dear, you will know when you've drunk one of ours, and you won't just be saying,
01:06:29I like this pinot. You'll talk about it as if it's a good friend.
01:06:34Well, I like to make new friends.
01:06:53I like to step this way.
01:07:12Ooh. Very good.
01:07:15Julie will show you to your seat.
01:07:18I'll get the glasses.
01:07:19Oh, super.
01:07:27Please, I've got money!
01:07:28It's yours! Just tell me where to send it!
01:07:34I'm getting raspberries in a suede shoe.
01:07:44Hmm.
01:07:45Yes.
01:07:46Pure alchemy.
01:07:49Scott!
01:07:51Scott!
01:07:53Don't kill him!
01:07:54Wherever he does, we can't kill him!
01:07:59Let me go!
01:08:01Please!
01:08:01I've got £40,000!
01:08:03It's yours!
01:08:05Please!
01:08:08I'm looking forward to this.
01:08:11Hmm.
01:08:13Hmm.
01:08:15Nope.
01:08:15That's not really me.
01:08:17Look, I've got diamonds!
01:08:18Wait, I can get more.
01:08:20I can move them easy, too.
01:08:22I've got a big Jamaican.
01:08:23Be quiet!
01:08:30I'm all right.
01:08:38Stop!
01:08:40Stop!
01:08:40No!
01:08:41Wait!
01:08:46No!
01:08:52Stop!
01:08:57what was that what that noise like a scream oh it smells like they're foxes
01:09:10they make a terrible racket that was not a fox a deer well the badgers are out they make a
01:09:19nasty
01:09:19nip if something gets in their way don't be ridiculous I heard it before right I thought
01:09:23it was the wind it's a person do you have any field workers on site no we gave them the
01:09:30weekend
01:09:31off maybe it's kids trespassing little idiots we had a gang of them fall down a mine up on the
01:09:38cliffs the other week one of them broke his leg down a mine we really should tell the police no
01:09:43no no no that's not necessary but if they're damaging your vines Cora you need it to stop
01:09:48maybe so foolish where are you going I'm going to find out what's happening if I'm investing in this
01:09:55place I want to make sure it's all working properly you're investing she's investing not if you're
01:10:01allowing young larrikins to come and have sorted sex raves on your grapes oh we've never had any
01:10:05sex raves not to my lord age anyway goodness gracious what on earth have you been up to
01:10:19is he a friend of yours yes no no he isn't we barely know him I'm sorry Eva I think
01:10:28we better deal
01:10:28with this ourselves you should go home no one's going home I can't go home Ellis can't go home
01:10:36you did this you and your fucking deal shut up my head hurts I can't think I need quiet I
01:10:48didn't do
01:10:48anything this is you all you this was right you fuck everything up you can't be trusted shut up
01:11:00he didn't say that where is he where is Ellis it was an accident another one like the barriers and
01:11:08Carly that was not my fault he did not say that I did not okay I did wrong I know
01:11:15it's my fault
01:11:18we're here but you're lying where is he where is your brother shut up it was an accident stop
01:11:38what are you doing here it only takes one of us to go to the police so I thought I'd
01:11:42keep
01:11:42Joanie company the police I presume that's why she's gone you've got to help me I'm not going to
01:11:51hurt you oh my god they can't be far now but with all the roadblocks up and everything looking for
01:11:55you I take it you are the robber from this afternoon it was not a robbery oh I'm sure the
01:12:01police will
01:12:01take that into consideration he tried to kill me he's got them I can't do that he said you were
01:12:08dead
01:12:08where is he he's got them both I'm gonna get home if the police come I'll kill us all ask
01:12:16her I will
01:12:17I might kill myself I mean what's the fucking point in being here please don't let me stop you
01:12:23you are a horrible person not really I just appreciate an easy solution where's your partner
01:12:32dead it's that fucking bitch's fault her and her fucking wine night now look oh it clearly hasn't
01:12:40gone to plan and I was having such a lovely time what a shame you and your partner could have
01:12:48come and
01:12:48joined us could have saved us on some of the shenanigans but then it is quite difficult isn't
01:12:53it maintaining a relationship in crime he's not my partner he's my brother yeah even more problematic
01:13:01what are you even going on about shut up so many say that the secret to successful crime is loyalty
01:13:07but I found in my experience of which I have more than a little that loyalty has led me to
01:13:13putting more
01:13:13people in jail than probably deserved it brothers won't testify against brothers wives against
01:13:18husbands and so in so many cases I have no choice but to send them all away it's the ones
01:13:26who turn
01:13:27on their cohorts that do the best plea deals shorter sentences no sentences I am not going to jail
01:13:38well I can help you with that I don't want your help I don't want anybody's help this situation
01:13:44you've got yourself into is out of control there's no way out it's only going to get worse
01:13:48or you can do as I say and disappear disappear no jail no murder
01:14:01how well I take it these two are already collaborating with you yes yeah they did a
01:14:06sneaky fucking deal save their place what lengths they go to hey well whether they were coerced or
01:14:12not Joni and Cora are implicated and it remains in their interest to be silent what about you well
01:14:19me I'm the fly in the ointment a situation I found myself in on numerous occasions I was never here
01:14:27the first time you will see me will be at the police station should you be captured
01:14:32what I've got no idea what you're going on about I am your legal counsel you acquired my services
01:14:39therefore my silence but for this to be invoked a small transaction is required can you do that
01:14:48just a pound will do wait and then you can't say what happened here exactly
01:15:05we've got loads of cash in the car perfect come on
01:15:13you ever been to cornwall many times a castle say yes lots
01:15:35you're alive Jack I didn't mean
01:15:48can we go now to cornwall many times a castle
01:16:31you're alchemy
01:16:37you're alchemy
01:16:49you're alchemy
01:16:55you're alchemy
01:16:56you're alchemy
01:16:56you're alchemy
01:17:22I want to say goodbye.
01:17:26He wasn't evil.
01:17:29I know.
01:17:33I should have helped.
01:17:35I didn't notice.
01:17:37Not until...
01:17:39I know.
01:17:42Did she invest?
01:17:45Yes.
01:17:47Good.
01:17:48I'm glad.
01:17:51And Lenny?
01:17:53Lenny?
01:17:55He disappeared.
01:17:59Oh, he was dead.
01:18:01I saw it.
01:18:03I didn't say it in my destiny, but...
01:18:07He was nowhere to be seen.
01:18:10And diamonds?
01:18:12He must have made a run for it.
01:18:18Alright.
01:18:19Let's go.
01:18:25Goodbye, mate.
01:18:28Hope it's quiet wherever you are.
01:18:32Ok?
01:18:33Okay.
01:18:37We'll be here.
01:18:40I would be here.
01:18:41I will take it back.
01:18:43It's not okay.
01:18:44I know.
01:18:44I know.
01:18:45I know.
01:18:49I know.
01:18:51I know.
01:18:52I know.
01:18:54I know.
01:18:54I know.
01:18:54I know.
01:18:55I know.
01:18:58I know.
01:19:08We'll see you next time.
01:19:33Happy? That's not why you weren't. You opened it. Seemed the right thing to do. Time to move on.
01:20:05I can't believe you.
01:20:06I don't know.
01:20:36I don't know.
01:21:06I don't know.
01:21:37I don't know.
01:22:12I don't know.
01:22:36I don't know.
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