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Chained to My Nemesis Hot New Episode Enemies to Lovers, Rom-Com & Billionaire ASR
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00:00:06get me another drink nerd I'm the gardener not your servant
00:00:14hey chat I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes most eligible air Shane DeVere
00:00:21Shane is set to inherit seven billion dollars how does that make you feel Shane
00:00:39you knucklehead this textbook cost me a hundred fifty dollars don't call me that
00:00:45I'm your boss okay well maybe don't act like one
00:01:03this is a hundred fifty dollar book I hate him and Rachel and all his other entitled
00:01:15shane
00:01:18you and master Shane used to be so close
00:01:27but I didn't get you anything
00:01:36for you for being my friend
00:01:41always
00:01:45yeah that was before when he had a heart
00:01:49you know I quit if I didn't need the money for call what have I told you I
00:01:56know of a way to have your tuition paid in full
00:02:03so for a green game leave me to Conrad my oldest and worst son the yacht is yours go
00:02:13take it somewhere that tolerates you that's it a boat and to Shane my only
00:02:23grandchild you get everything else if you can pass this simple test test from the
00:02:33day your parents died in that accident you squandered your potential on parties
00:02:38hearts you need humbling if you can survive one week handcuffed to someone with more
00:02:45responsibility I'll leave you everything if not your uncle Conrad gets it all
00:02:53handcuffed is that even legal if you don't like it I'll happily take the
00:02:57inheritance off your hands who am I handcuffed to for a week do I get to choose I mean is
00:03:01she at least hot
00:03:02Mr. Veer chose the candidate she agreed to participate on the condition that some of the money goes toward her
00:03:07biology degree you don't mean
00:03:22oh shit
00:03:25ow don't be such a baby why are you always the worst
00:03:36from this point on you'll have one hour of alone time per day that's one hour total so time your
00:03:41bathroom breaks accordingly and if the timer runs out you lose and I get everything
00:03:51don't mess this up for me yeah I wouldn't hold my breath there garden girl the challenge begins
00:04:02hey no no you would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me
00:04:08do you want to watch me change look unlike you I have a life and I planned on partying tonight
00:04:15five minutes to change six tops don't follow
00:04:19follow me bye bye
00:04:34whoa privacy you're still not dressed we're only down to 15 minutes of free time a good fit takes some
00:04:45time
00:04:45look this challenge is bullshit anyway okay I'm gonna hire my own lawyer and fight this
00:04:50lawyer with what inheritance listen you privileged troglodyte I can't think of anything worse than being chained to you
00:04:58but my tuition my dreams are on the line
00:05:02no you listen dirt girl I'm going out so either you can come with me or
00:05:13seems you don't have a choice
00:05:18come on Tessie deep down in that cold cage of a heart is a fun-loving girl just yearning to
00:05:24be free
00:05:27fine but don't call me Tessie yes oh my god I could kiss you right now unless you want me
00:05:33going
00:05:33tits out we're gonna have to uncuff for a second okay
00:05:39fine but I'm giving you one minute
00:05:43one
00:05:44and your fly is down
00:05:54shiny baby
00:05:55baby you made it here we're taking shots
00:06:00mmm
00:06:01hey man thanks
00:06:04ew
00:06:05what's your gardener doing here
00:06:07she smells like manure
00:06:09believe me it wasn't my choice
00:06:13oh my god you kinky boy
00:06:17is that a present for later or
00:06:23what the shit shame
00:06:26that's not what this is okay gram gram's will had this dumb stipulation
00:06:32what you got tired of dry humping trees you had to go and steal my boyfriend
00:06:36rachel I'm not interested in him
00:06:38oh really you used to be what changed
00:06:45i have no idea what you're talking about
00:06:48don't play dumb i've seen you get jealous when i kiss him
00:06:52no i
00:06:54oh boyfriend
00:06:55you know since when
00:06:57i said i wanted to keep things flexible
00:06:59remember
00:07:00oh
00:07:02guess being chained to his gardener is better than being rachel wexler's netflix and chill
00:07:10rachel
00:07:11rachel stop
00:07:13oh
00:07:15oh
00:07:15oh
00:07:15shit
00:07:18did you just
00:07:19break up with her for me you didn't have to do that
00:07:22now rachel had her chance to make it official with me but
00:07:25she didn't don't worry she'll get bored
00:07:28hit me up for a quickie she always does
00:07:29you want to talk about that
00:07:31i want to dance
00:07:33let's dance
00:07:35with me
00:07:36am i chained to anyone else
00:07:39here
00:07:41drink this
00:07:42it'll help
00:07:44bottoms up
00:07:44come on
00:07:46go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
00:07:50oh my god
00:07:52oh my god what is that motor oil
00:07:54fine more for me
00:07:57god
00:08:00now let's dance
00:08:05oh you're not having fun come on come on
00:08:07hey you gotta move in there
00:08:11can you move knock
00:08:12no
00:08:13oh oh
00:08:14get some every time
00:08:15what am i giving you the ick
00:08:21ah ah ah there it is
00:08:23you know what i miss that smile it seems your cage tired opens to the power of dance
00:08:27dance
00:08:29well i'm laughing because you're actually being redanciless
00:08:33get it like we're big
00:08:34you are embarrassing yourself
00:08:39take my hands
00:08:40cuffs and all come on
00:08:43now you gotta do
00:08:44just move your feet
00:08:46left to right there you go
00:08:47uh-huh
00:08:48feel the music
00:08:49is it just me or did they look like they're a couple
00:09:03you're not afraid
00:09:05you're not afraid
00:09:06watch out
00:09:13whoa
00:09:24was too necessary you want to slum it with the help that's fine by me
00:09:30but let me know when you want someone in your own tax bracket
00:09:37let's go let's freaking party
00:09:48did you see that shane she was pissed shane i think we should go
00:09:52all my friends are here i want you to take me home come on let's stay shane let's go i
00:09:57want to go
00:09:58come on okay come on tessie you're so messy but not as much as me because i saved you
00:10:12yeah so funny okay uh stop you need to take a shower you're all sticky i would but um
00:10:21shit okay come on bathroom hungry oh bathroom
00:10:30keep your eyes on the wall yeah i'm going
00:10:44thank you yeah
00:11:01i need to grab this soap i need to grab this soap
00:11:04jeez you need to grab it too get it can you get it yeah
00:11:17are you looking no no no no i mean yeah i would never do that i would never do that
00:11:24um
00:11:24hey uh tessa do you mind getting my back i mean i would do it myself but uh the thing
00:11:31is like
00:11:31way on your side so
00:11:35yeah yeah i would never do that i would never do that i would never do that i would never
00:11:41do that
00:11:41okay princess thank you
00:11:43nice nice
00:11:44can you go uh just a little lower for me
00:11:49low
00:11:51uh-huh
00:11:52a little bit lower
00:11:54uh-huh you know you're enjoying this a bit too
00:12:05much
00:12:16seems like the timer reset him at night
00:12:17these things are really starting to get on my nerves
00:12:19i'm gonna go here you go for you
00:12:21yeah
00:12:22okay see you out there
00:12:24oh no
00:12:25oh
00:12:27now i'm cute
00:12:27i was in the shower
00:12:46i was thinking we should probably sleep in separate beds so
00:12:52you should probably ask edmund for a spare cot
00:12:55it's midnight he's definitely sleeping
00:13:00uh what are you doing
00:13:02making sure nothing untoward happens
00:13:04untoward yeah your virginity's safe
00:13:10don't you have pajamas
00:13:13you're lucky i'm even covering up
00:13:15here
00:13:31there you go
00:13:33ow
00:13:36shane
00:13:37you only try to kiss me because you're drunk right
00:13:46yeah
00:13:47yeah
00:13:47i thought so
00:13:54uh
00:14:00uh
00:14:24I'm hung over, okay?
00:14:26Just let me sleep.
00:14:27Jesus.
00:14:28Some of us work for a living.
00:14:34Great, now it's lopsided.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Did you know there's a beehive over there?
00:14:47Okay, don't go near that tree.
00:14:49I don't have my EpiPen if you piss off the bees.
00:14:52You're allergic?
00:14:54Just tell Edmund he'll call an exterminator.
00:14:56No, it's okay.
00:14:57They only attack if you get too close.
00:14:58I mean, how would you feel if someone invaded?
00:15:01Your personal space, hmm?
00:15:09Ooh, am I dreaming?
00:15:11Who is that smoke shell?
00:15:17I'm going to knock you out if you don't quit tugging.
00:15:31Finally being helpful for once?
00:15:37Shane?
00:15:38Shane?
00:15:40Shane!
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46What's your name, dream babe?
00:15:50Oh, it's you.
00:15:53Meet Melody.
00:15:55Consider her your prize for failing the handcuff challenge.
00:15:59I'm sorry?
00:16:00I mean, wouldn't you rather be chained to her than our gardener?
00:16:03It's honestly beneath you.
00:16:05Don't talk about Tessa like that.
00:16:06I can manage the accounts for you, okay?
00:16:09And in return, I'll see to it that you're very well taken care of.
00:16:13Okay, are you seriously trying to bribe him?
00:16:18Jesus, we're going to ace this challenge.
00:16:25Come on, let's go.
00:16:32Thanks, Edmund.
00:16:34Okay.
00:16:36We need to set some ground rules.
00:16:40First things first.
00:16:42Separate beds.
00:16:43You move in your sleep and you snore.
00:16:46I do?
00:16:46And second of all, I need you to stop drinking and no going to parties.
00:16:51What?
00:16:52Your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility.
00:16:54What good does it do if you can't even stop drinking for a week?
00:16:57At least moderate.
00:16:58My tuition is on the line.
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:03I won't drink and I won't go to parties.
00:17:07Good.
00:17:08Here.
00:17:09Sign.
00:17:28Look at this.
00:17:31The hell is wrong with you?
00:17:32I said no parties.
00:17:34No, no, no.
00:17:35You said I couldn't go to parties and technically, I mean...
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:41You seriously have to be the most egotistical, self-centered asshole in the entire world.
00:17:48I mean...
00:17:52Look at the mess your friends are making.
00:17:53Please.
00:17:54It's not like it's your job to clean it up.
00:17:56Yes, sir.
00:17:58That's only a job for the maids and I.
00:18:00See?
00:18:02Edmund gets it.
00:18:08Where are you going?
00:18:10To do my job, gardening.
00:18:13And please, for me, no more drinks.
00:18:26What are you still doing here?
00:18:28Just enjoying your demise.
00:18:31And this smooth 40-year-old Macallan scotch.
00:18:36You're a scotch man, right?
00:18:38Just like your dad.
00:18:41You know, my offer still stands.
00:18:44Want to care for a suit?
00:18:45You can try.
00:18:46It's delicious.
00:18:49Piss off.
00:18:55Get lost.
00:18:56Get out of here.
00:18:57Stop.
00:18:57I'm sorry.
00:18:58Move.
00:18:58Hey.
00:19:00Get out of here.
00:19:01Fuck.
00:19:04Yeah.
00:19:06Yeah.
00:19:09Yeah, that's right.
00:19:10Uh-huh.
00:19:11Leave, assholes.
00:19:13Oh, shit.
00:19:24Tessa, you still out here?
00:19:27Tessa.
00:19:33Tessa.
00:19:38Hey, what the shit, man?
00:19:51Out now.
00:19:53Shane?
00:19:54Hey.
00:19:56It's okay.
00:19:57Ew.
00:19:59Get out.
00:20:00It's okay.
00:20:06Oh, no.
00:20:07Did Poison Ivy drink too much?
00:20:09Get out.
00:20:09Wait.
00:20:10Shane?
00:20:11Shane, open the door.
00:20:14Stay with me, okay?
00:20:17Shane?
00:20:18Oh, no.
00:20:41Shane?
00:20:44Hey.
00:20:47Hey.
00:20:48Hey.
00:21:08Did you just kiss me?
00:21:09No.
00:21:12Yes, I mean, it was an accident.
00:21:2110-7.
00:21:25Get off of me!
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:37Hi.
00:21:37You okay?
00:21:38Awesome.
00:21:40I need to go back to my house to get some clothes.
00:21:43I mean, if you need a shirt, you can borrow one of mine.
00:21:47No.
00:21:48I prefer my own.
00:21:56How could I forget?
00:21:58I forget.
00:22:25I don't want to hear it.
00:22:26I didn't say anything.
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:33Cover your eyeballs.
00:22:40I agree.
00:23:02I don't want to hear it.
00:23:02I don't care.
00:23:02I don't want to hear it.
00:23:04It's so big, Lady Tassandra exclaimed.
00:23:07I can see why you need such big muscles to wield it.
00:23:10That's Shakespeare.
00:23:12Don't break that.
00:23:16Keep your eyes to yourself.
00:23:18Mm-hmm.
00:23:19Oh, my God.
00:23:23Jeez.
00:23:30Damn it.
00:23:33So why can't you swim?
00:23:35I just never learned.
00:23:36I'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals.
00:23:39You know, they say experience is the best teacher.
00:23:42Just jump right on in.
00:23:43So.
00:23:44Is everything a joke to you?
00:23:46You know my friends?
00:23:47All of them?
00:23:47You have those, right?
00:23:49They think I'm really funny.
00:23:51Yeah, the ones you pity.
00:23:56There's so many bugs out here.
00:24:09You know, this is actually kind of hot.
00:24:12Oh, shit.
00:24:13You drew in here, too?
00:24:16Hey.
00:24:17It's really good.
00:24:18Stop.
00:24:18Why are you embarrassed?
00:24:19I think it's really good.
00:24:20Give it back.
00:24:21Please.
00:24:22No, no, no, no.
00:24:22You've got to tell me more.
00:24:23Shane.
00:24:24No.
00:24:24Shane.
00:24:25No.
00:24:25No.
00:24:42What the hell?
00:24:45Rachel, what are you doing here?
00:24:48Shaney, baby.
00:24:49Same reason as usual.
00:24:51Come out of the pool and greet Mama properly.
00:25:03Still attached at the hip, I see.
00:25:05Garden girl.
00:25:07Give us some space.
00:25:09Whatever you have to say in front of Tessa, you can say in front of me.
00:25:13Since when do you even know her name?
00:25:15Come on, Shane.
00:25:16Forget her.
00:25:18If you don't leave now, I'm going to call the butler.
00:25:21Edmund!
00:25:22Not so fast.
00:25:24What's this?
00:25:27Sir Shanice the brawny.
00:25:30I'm going to love this.
00:25:32Stop.
00:25:33That's mine.
00:25:34Rachel, give it back.
00:25:35Hey, chat.
00:25:36Look at what I just found.
00:25:39Turns out Shane's gardener keeps a diary.
00:25:41Oh, my God.
00:25:45Is it just me?
00:25:46Or does Sir Shanice look a bit familiar?
00:25:53Is that...
00:25:54me?
00:25:58It's nobody.
00:26:02Are you okay?
00:26:06Give you five minutes.
00:26:10Tessa, what are you...
00:26:12Wait.
00:26:14I just want to talk.
00:26:22Why'd you do that?
00:26:23She's clearly hurt.
00:26:25I'm hurt.
00:26:26I miss you.
00:26:28You know, that's rich.
00:26:29You were just hooking up with a guy in my bed.
00:26:33I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:26:35I mean, come on.
00:26:37Isn't that why you've been hanging out with the Lorax?
00:26:40I've been thinking,
00:26:42I want to be something more serious with you.
00:26:44I know that's something you've always wanted.
00:26:55I know that's something you've always wanted.
00:26:59Shane.
00:27:11It's too late, Rachel.
00:27:26Of course he still likes her.
00:27:28He'd never like me.
00:27:29I'm just his gardener.
00:27:30I'm just a stupid boy.
00:27:42What am I doing?
00:27:56What?
00:27:58Hello?
00:28:00Is anyone there?
00:28:04Hello?
00:28:05Please.
00:28:07Please, someone let me out.
00:28:08I'm going to lose my tuition.
00:28:11Why would you suddenly want a relationship?
00:28:14And don't tell me it's despite Tessa.
00:28:16Of course not, Shane.
00:28:18I've always loved you,
00:28:19but you've always been so caught up on your ex.
00:28:21Hey, do not bring Natalie into this.
00:28:28Have you been distracting me?
00:28:36Oh, shit.
00:28:38Oh, shit.
00:28:39Oh, that looked like it hurt.
00:28:40Bye.
00:28:41Bye.
00:28:43Bye.
00:28:45Bye.
00:28:50Bye.
00:28:53Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
00:28:56Oh, my God, that was close.
00:29:02Can I ask you something?
00:29:05How long ago did you write that story?
00:29:10Oh, God.
00:29:12You must think I'm such a freak.
00:29:16I started writing that back when we were kids,
00:29:17and back when you were nicer.
00:29:21But, can we just, like, forget it?
00:29:29Okay, I'm going to show you something,
00:29:31but you have to promise not to laugh.
00:29:45Okay, I cannot believe I'm doing this.
00:29:54One time, when we were kids, you, uh, gave me a flower.
00:29:59Okay, I wanted to hold on to it.
00:30:00I don't know why, so I smashed it in these pages,
00:30:03and I left this, like, really cool impression.
00:30:05Then, any time I saw a cool plant, I would just...
00:30:11Anyway, I don't know if you're going to rewrite the adventures
00:30:13of Sir Shanius and Princess DeSondra,
00:30:15but I don't know, maybe we could do it in here.
00:30:28I love you.
00:30:32I love you.
00:30:47Oh, really?
00:30:48Uh, just please, shut it.
00:30:51Yep, look at the time.
00:30:53Gotta go.
00:30:53I gotta get ready.
00:30:54For what?
00:30:55You're not even wearing a watch.
00:30:56Yep, let's go.
00:31:05So, you take classes at night?
00:31:09Yeah, I work during the day.
00:31:11Every day?
00:31:13Why are you so shocked?
00:31:15I literally work in your family's garden.
00:31:17As you can see here, the male anglerfish
00:31:20attaches itself to the backside of the females,
00:31:23merging its bodies with her until they become one.
00:31:28See?
00:31:32Is that heading a little too close to home?
00:31:35No.
00:31:37I have to go to the bathroom.
00:31:39Now?
00:31:39Yeah.
00:31:42What?
00:31:54Are you done?
00:31:55This is so gross.
00:31:57Yeah, well, it's not my fault
00:31:59that all the bathrooms were closed.
00:32:01Just keep an eye out while I zip up.
00:32:03Oh, trust, my eyes are anywhere else.
00:32:07Hey, no.
00:32:10Look, I don't care what kind of kinks you're into,
00:32:12but this campus is a place of learning.
00:32:14I'm calling this in.
00:32:15Tessa, tell me your pants are almost up.
00:32:18They're up.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:20Hey, look, homeless.
00:32:21Oh, no.
00:32:29Stop.
00:32:30Stop.
00:32:31I don't run this much.
00:32:33Oh, yeah.
00:32:34I guess I don't either.
00:32:39Hey, I'm...
00:32:41I'm sorry about how I reacted earlier
00:32:43when you said that you...
00:32:44Please, please, though.
00:32:46No, I'm sorry.
00:32:47I was just being dumb.
00:32:47I...
00:32:48You're not dumb.
00:32:49Stop saying that.
00:32:50It's obvious to anyone who's met you
00:32:51that you're really smart.
00:32:52Why has no one ever told me that?
00:32:54Because you surround yourself
00:32:56with idiots and insecure assholes.
00:33:00True.
00:33:02Look, I'm really sorry I said I loved you.
00:33:05I used to back when we were kids.
00:33:10I miss that.
00:33:12I miss us.
00:33:19Just...
00:33:20You be honest and tell me.
00:33:21Do you, um...
00:33:25Think there's a chance
00:33:26we could ever have that again?
00:33:29Do we really have to hate each other, Shane?
00:33:32For you.
00:33:34For being my friend.
00:33:37Always.
00:33:39Shane Arthur DeVere.
00:33:42Inside.
00:33:42Now.
00:33:47What did I tell you about fraternizing with that girl?
00:33:50That's the gardener's daughter, for Christ's sakes.
00:33:52She's my friend, Dad.
00:33:54I like her.
00:33:56Your mother and I have arranged for you to marry someone
00:33:58more becoming of your station.
00:34:01Who?
00:34:02Natalie Prescott.
00:34:24So do I...
00:34:25Do I drink too much?
00:34:26Is that it?
00:34:28My parents just died, Natalie.
00:34:31Between all the parties,
00:34:33and drugs.
00:34:34Are you even ready for a real relationship?
00:34:38Shane, please say something.
00:34:41Look, I...
00:34:44I think we're friends.
00:34:47And...
00:34:48We're always gonna be...
00:34:50friends.
00:34:51Okay.
00:34:53Yeah.
00:34:54Right.
00:34:57There they are.
00:34:59Stop.
00:34:59Police.
00:35:00We need to run.
00:35:01I can't.
00:35:02I'm so tired.
00:35:03On my back, Lady Tassandra.
00:35:05Let's ride.
00:35:06Go, go, go, go.
00:35:07Run, Tassandra, it is.
00:35:08Run.
00:35:18Hey, it is not done, silly.
00:35:20Taste it fine to me.
00:35:21Uh-huh.
00:35:24Uh-huh.
00:35:24Open up.
00:35:27You're warming up to me.
00:35:28I can tell.
00:35:29Uh-huh.
00:35:31Well, aren't you just two peas in a port-a-potty?
00:35:35Literally, how do you keep getting in here?
00:35:37You can forget about trying to sabotage us again.
00:35:40We're not uncuffing, okay?
00:35:41Tess's tuition is on the line.
00:35:43And Shane's inheritance.
00:35:45Okay, relax.
00:35:46I'm here to apologize.
00:35:48Wait.
00:35:49Apologize to me?
00:35:51I am so sorry, Tessa.
00:35:54Again, you're apologizing to me.
00:35:57It's true.
00:35:58I've always seen you as a low-class nerd who was way too stuck up for her small bank account.
00:36:04Okay, if your plan is just to insult me into uncuffing...
00:36:08Let me finish.
00:36:11But now, I see you as a hard worker with an infectious spirit.
00:36:17I mean, look at how you've domesticated Shane.
00:36:22Let me uncuff.
00:36:24I want to talk to her alone.
00:36:25Just trust me.
00:36:31What are you doing?
00:36:32The cuffs are set to my biometrics.
00:36:34The clock is still ticking.
00:36:35That just means I have a whole hour to get her hair wet.
00:36:38Oh, very funny.
00:36:39I came here prepared this time.
00:36:41My hairspray is waterproof.
00:36:43Oh, yeah?
00:36:43Well, is it flowerproof?
00:36:46Don't you dare.
00:36:47Who told you to sabotage us?
00:36:49I'll tell you.
00:36:51Please, don't.
00:36:52Get her, babe.
00:36:56Conrad offered Rachel half my inheritance to mess with us.
00:37:00I heard it straight from her mouth.
00:37:04Is that true?
00:37:06No.
00:37:08For half my fucking money?
00:37:11No way.
00:37:20Conrad.
00:37:22You may have fooled the lawyer, but you and I both know you're out to steal my inheritance.
00:37:26Rachel told me you'd give her half the money if she got us to fail.
00:37:30You know what I think?
00:37:32I think you don't deserve mother's fortune.
00:37:36You're impulsive.
00:37:38Self-destructive.
00:37:40You barely be trusted to wipe your own ass.
00:37:43Screw you!
00:37:45You're a disappointment, Shane.
00:37:48You're a disappointment to your grandmother, your parents, even your fiancé.
00:37:53Hey, everyone knows that's why Natalie left you.
00:37:59By the looks of it, it seems you've gone and disappointed her, too.
00:38:19Shane, who is Natalie?
00:38:23Who is Natalie, Shane?
00:38:25Conrad said something about a fiancé?
00:38:27Shane!
00:38:29Just leave me alone.
00:38:33Okay.
00:38:35You want space?
00:38:37Give you space.
00:38:42Shit.
00:38:44Shit.
00:39:01We have to recuff.
00:39:03What's the point?
00:39:05Conrad's right.
00:39:06Okay, I'm a fuck-up.
00:39:08That's not true.
00:39:09Who?
00:39:19Was that Natalie's?
00:39:21Who is she to you, Shane?
00:39:23She's proof.
00:39:25That I can't love you how you want me to.
00:39:29Now, I loved Natalie.
00:39:31I didn't at first, but then we got engaged and she got pregnant.
00:39:37And then my parents died and I started drinking too much.
00:39:42She aborted the baby and told me I wasn't ready for a kid, a real relationship.
00:39:50And she left.
00:40:00No, she was right.
00:40:02I'm so sorry.
00:40:05Just leave.
00:40:06Okay?
00:40:07Everyone does anyway.
00:40:08I'm not going anywhere.
00:40:11Can I show you something?
00:40:15Bye.
00:40:19Come on.
00:40:28Mom.
00:40:30Mom.
00:40:31That's not a real plant.
00:40:33You're getting the floor wet.
00:40:35It's dying.
00:40:37They want to throw it away.
00:40:40All it needs is some love and care.
00:40:43Last time I saw your mom, she seemed fine.
00:40:46What happened?
00:40:48Early onset Alzheimer's.
00:40:50She doesn't remember who I am most of the time, but half my paycheck goes towards her care.
00:40:58Responsibility isn't a skill you have to learn, Shane.
00:41:00It's a choice you have to make to persevere when life piles on.
00:41:05You're the DeVere's boy.
00:41:07Right?
00:41:10My Tessa has such a crush on you.
00:41:15Mom?
00:41:18Tessa?
00:41:21Mom, you remember me?
00:41:24Of course I remember my own daughter.
00:41:28Come here.
00:41:31Oh.
00:41:33You in trouble?
00:41:35No.
00:41:36No, Mom.
00:41:36We're...
00:41:36These, uh...
00:41:37They're a prop for our engagement photos today.
00:41:40You know, Tessa just told...
00:41:42Ball and shame.
00:41:43Tessa, are you engaged?
00:41:47Oh, that's wonderful.
00:41:50I always believed in you, too.
00:41:54Let's see a kiss.
00:41:58Yeah.
00:41:59Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:16That fake kiss earlier was really nice of you.
00:42:21I promise I won't be weird again.
00:42:28You said I was faking it.
00:42:38What are you doing?
00:42:41Well, we have about 32 minutes left to free time, so I...
00:42:46I wonder how many rounds you could get in.
00:42:55Ben.
00:43:19When we were kids, you had a crush on me, huh?
00:43:24But you...
00:43:25Always wanted the bad boy.
00:43:32Well, it can be bad.
00:43:36Oh, yeah.
00:43:36Watch your breath.
00:43:38Oh.
00:43:39Oh.
00:43:45Oh.
00:44:01Oh.
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:03Oh.
00:44:03Oh.
00:44:04Oh.
00:44:06Oh.
00:44:08oh wait wait what are you gonna tell me you're a virgin because i know all about that and i
00:44:18don't
00:44:18care uh no uh yeah i just i wanted my first time to be special no it's not that i
00:44:29want to know the
00:44:30person that i crossed that line with is committed to me maybe um i'm sorry are you are you asking
00:44:41if
00:44:42i'm ready for a real relationship well are you shane before i give you my virginity i need to
00:44:50know that you're serious about me about us i don't know if i can give you that
00:45:15tessa i'm fine i just uh i need to step out what about the challenge five minutes please
00:45:28tessa tessa leave me alone
00:45:36tessa you have to come out
00:45:40if the timer on this cuff runs out if we fail you'll lose your tuition
00:45:46and if that happens i will never be able to forgive myself
00:46:12when this is over we can go our separate ways and we never have to see each other
00:46:17never again is that what you really want
00:46:23so that's it
00:46:26after this challenge we just
00:46:29go our separate ways
00:46:31no what the fuck was that
00:46:34it just hurts
00:46:37no
00:46:41edmund edmund we heard you scream
00:46:42your parents gala we cancelled it after your grandmother passed but somehow the invitations went out
00:46:50anyway what are you guys talking about every year since my parents accident gram gram held this big
00:46:56charity gala in their honor i guess conrad must have sent out the invitations to mess with us
00:47:01conrad is getting more and more desperate the closer we are to winning
00:47:04that's not all he names the two of you as the guests of honor
00:47:09and the invitation frames the event as if it's your
00:47:14unveiling
00:47:17as a couple
00:47:19no no shane you have to cancel this right now
00:47:22impossible
00:47:22people are flying in from all over the world to be here tomorrow
00:47:25we have contracts with designers caterers we can't
00:47:29no no you know what i am not going it is black tie i don't even own a pair of
00:47:33heels
00:47:33tessa you
00:47:35no you know what you're the one who decided we're done after this
00:47:38okay so what the whole world is supposed to think we're a couple
00:47:41i'm not doing this
00:47:49shane
00:47:50i think it's time i showed you something
00:47:53for shane's challenge
00:47:55i want the gardener tessa
00:47:57i always liked her
00:47:59she's got grit
00:48:00and she brings out the best in him
00:48:02it needs to be her
00:48:05i trust you'll make it happen
00:48:07it was never about the money shane
00:48:10all your gram gram ever wanted
00:48:12was to see you happy
00:48:27tessa i've got something very important to ask you
00:48:31shane what are you doing
00:48:33tessa birch
00:48:34i don't know what we are
00:48:36but i do know that i care about you
00:48:39and right now
00:48:40your future is on the line
00:48:41and we can figure the rest out later
00:48:45so will you
00:48:47be my date to my dead parents gala
00:48:49till deathly allergies do us part
00:48:54i do
00:48:59always
00:49:08edmund gave us some money for some outfits so
00:49:11get anything you want
00:49:22i seriously have to wear these
00:49:25not these specifically but
00:49:28have you never worn heels
00:49:30eh
00:49:32one time when i was 12 but i immediately broke my ankle
00:49:35now i have arthritis
00:49:36so why can't i just wear these
00:49:38those are hiking boots that's why
00:49:40okay why can't i just wear a dress that covers my feet
00:49:45can you go look for her
00:49:46she's being difficult
00:49:50what are you planning
00:49:53do not embarrass me
00:49:55okay
00:49:55jeez touchy
00:49:58all right
00:49:59you know that's 20 minutes
00:50:02how's it going in there
00:50:04don't turn around yet
00:50:21first time for everything
00:50:24how did i do
00:50:27is that bad
00:50:28no it's
00:50:30almost perfect
00:50:36and
00:50:39there
00:50:40lady to sandra
00:50:43ready
00:50:46ready sir shanias
00:50:58announcing
00:50:59shane de vere
00:51:01and tessa birch
00:51:14gardener cleans up surprisingly well
00:51:16doesn't mean she belongs
00:51:19clock the shoes
00:51:22clock the shoes
00:51:30let's do this
00:51:36may i have this dance
00:51:40certainly
00:51:41put your hands on my shoulders
00:51:44my hands on your waist
00:51:45we're gonna do a spin are you ready
00:51:48okay
00:51:49two
00:51:49one two three
00:51:52super cool
00:51:55have you thought about what happens when this is over
00:51:58you mean after we win this thing
00:52:00oh god i don't know i guess i go back to being obscenely rich
00:52:07about that
00:52:08about that
00:52:08i was thinking
00:52:12what if you came with me
00:52:14to college
00:52:16i think you'd really like it
00:52:19oh i don't know about that
00:52:20i don't really think i'm the type for school
00:52:24why not
00:52:25why not there's like
00:52:25rats there
00:52:26maybe
00:52:27there's rats
00:52:27do i drink beer
00:52:28do i drink beer
00:52:29do i drink
00:52:30mind if i cut in
00:52:31natalie
00:52:38wait so what are you doing here
00:52:42you're gram gram
00:52:44i heard she died
00:52:46i thought she never liked me
00:52:48but then i got this invitation
00:52:51i'm so sorry for your loss
00:52:53oh it's okay
00:52:54she she went peacefully
00:52:57oh uh natalie this is tessa she's uh my my uh we're cuffed that's what we are we're just cuffed
00:53:05that's what we are
00:53:06i can see that
00:53:07yeah my grandmother's will had a weird stipulation you know it's a funny story
00:53:11not really
00:53:12it's really good to meet you though i've heard such great things
00:53:16well hopefully the stories weren't too bad
00:53:18you look familiar
00:53:20tessa's mom was our gardener when you were around
00:53:23now tessa is the gardener
00:53:25oh family profession
00:53:27that's cute
00:53:29it's it's been a fun week she's been teaching me how to garden
00:53:32she's taken me to some night classes
00:53:34oh night classes
00:53:35shane that's
00:53:37daddy daddy you're here
00:53:44you know what
00:53:47i'll give you 10 minutes to talk
00:53:55looks like your bait worked
00:53:59it's time for you to shine babe
00:54:01i'll do what i do best
00:54:14you're not meant for him tessa
00:54:18go away rachel
00:54:20i can't stand you
00:54:23look at them
00:54:26shane's an heir
00:54:28you're a gardener
00:54:29he was never going to choose you tessa wake up
00:54:33no you're lying
00:54:36shane loves me
00:54:38tessie said that
00:54:39face it honey
00:54:41you were just his passing interest
00:54:44you don't need him tessa
00:54:46you're tough
00:54:47you would have worked hard for that degree either way eventually
00:54:51he's the one who needs you
00:54:55it's him
00:54:59he was playing you girl
00:55:02but you're in control
00:55:04you can still make him hurt
00:55:06all you have to do
00:55:07is leave
00:55:12gavin
00:55:12you shouldn't run up on people like that
00:55:14okay
00:55:17natalie's just
00:55:20he's in mind
00:55:20is he
00:55:21wait
00:55:22you're not daddy
00:55:23where's daddy
00:55:24daddy's at home remember
00:55:26now go get something to eat
00:55:27mommy's talking to an old friend
00:55:34so he's not mine
00:55:36he's my husband
00:55:38matthews
00:55:39we met after we broke up
00:55:41if he was
00:55:43would it change things
00:55:44i wanted to be there for you
00:55:47you and the baby
00:55:48i mean we almost
00:55:49oh shane
00:55:53you'll find your person
00:55:55i know i did
00:55:57i think i already have
00:56:01i should probably go find her so i can tell her
00:56:08hey shane
00:56:10um
00:56:11i came back because i was worried for you
00:56:13but it seems you're gonna be just fine
00:56:16and for what it's worth
00:56:18i think you'd make a great dad
00:56:28rachel where's tessa
00:56:31settle down
00:56:33nephew
00:56:33we're celebrating
00:56:36you are about to lose
00:56:38everything
00:56:41what did you do with tessa
00:56:45you can still make him hurt
00:56:47all you have to do
00:56:48is leave
00:56:52i know what you're doing rachel
00:56:55and i'm not
00:56:56falling for it
00:57:04i was trying
00:57:06to be helpful
00:57:08since when
00:57:09you know rachel
00:57:11you're a snake
00:57:12and you know what gardeners do to snakes
00:57:15listen
00:57:15you insolent bitch
00:57:17that fortune was supposed to be mine
00:57:20i had shane wrapped around my finger long before you wriggled it
00:57:25okay
00:57:25newsflash rachel
00:57:28you know you're knockoff barbie doll self afraid to break a nail so you wanna fight let's fight
00:57:36uh-huh let's go
00:57:37you wanna fight
00:57:38yeah let's
00:57:39the only person going anywhere is you
00:57:51what take her away
00:57:55bye-bye
00:57:57bye-bye
00:57:58she left you shane
00:57:59and you're a liar
00:58:01she wouldn't
00:58:05the only truth that matters right now is in about seven minutes i'm gonna win everything
00:58:15the family fortune is mine
00:58:19the family fortune is mine
00:58:20ours
00:58:22oh yeah right yeah ours
00:58:26you bastard
00:58:27you bastard where is she
00:58:28now
00:58:33get off me
00:58:39fuck
00:58:40you were supposed to give him the whole dumps
00:58:43i did
00:58:43he's a fucking junkie
00:58:46god dammit
00:58:51edmund have you seen tessa
00:58:53are you all right sir
00:58:55i haven't seen her have you checked out front
00:58:58tessa
00:58:59sir
00:59:01tessa
00:59:01sir
00:59:05tessa
00:59:10tessa
00:59:10hands off my girlfriend
00:59:11girlfriend
00:59:12girlfriend
00:59:13don't you dare
00:59:18don't touch my man
00:59:19oh
00:59:21oh
00:59:21oh
00:59:21oh shit
00:59:25don't touch my man
00:59:29i wanna make babies with you
00:59:30same
00:59:35oh
00:59:36oh
00:59:36oh
00:59:36we have to stop eating like this
00:59:38call the cops
00:59:39i got it
00:59:40oh yeah
00:59:41oh shit
00:59:41oh man
00:59:42oh they're
00:59:43yeah
00:59:44yeah
00:59:45time
00:59:46oh sick
00:59:48oh
00:59:49that was so bad
00:59:50it was so sick
00:59:51mmm
00:59:51mmm
00:59:53not so fast
00:59:56huh
00:59:57you're not calling anyone
01:00:05easy there
01:00:06easy there
01:00:07Conrad
01:00:08easy is what this was supposed to be
01:00:14you got enough tranquilizers baby
01:00:16uh-huh
01:00:17see this was supposed to be painless
01:00:22but now it's gonna hurt
01:00:23you'll never get away with this
01:00:26uh
01:00:27i think i will
01:00:28so this is your plan
01:00:29to force us to separate at gunpoint
01:00:31there are cameras Conrad
01:00:33you'll get caught
01:00:36no we won't
01:00:38Conrad is a genius
01:00:39i have two cameras and wiped all record of my meddling and i just turned them off
01:00:44no way you're gonna separate us
01:00:46you'll have to kill us
01:00:47i'm not gonna kill you
01:00:53tessa
01:00:54tessa
01:00:56tessa
01:00:57fuck you
01:01:05i'm gonna make you kill each other
01:01:15shane
01:01:18shane
01:01:23shane
01:01:24shane
01:01:25shane
01:01:26ow
01:01:27oh my god
01:01:29oh
01:01:30what's going on
01:01:37separate or die
01:01:38separate or die
01:01:39oh shit
01:01:40oh Conrad is crazier than i thought
01:01:42okay we need to get out of here
01:01:45hey
01:01:47what happened to your chest
01:01:48what
01:01:51i don't know
01:01:52maybe the hay scratched it or something
01:01:56no no i need to go
01:01:57quick
01:02:10glad you're finally awake
01:02:13just in time too
01:02:16we have much to discuss
01:02:20so what you guys are like an evil power couple now or
01:02:24well
01:02:25you could say i surrendered to my ex's uncle
01:02:33we really bonded over hating you
01:02:37ugh
01:02:38kidnapping
01:02:39unc
01:02:40what makes you think you can get away with this
01:02:42about to be a billionaire
01:02:45that's plenty of money to bury any truth
01:02:48or bury you if he refuses
01:02:52never
01:02:53we'll just wait this out
01:02:56too long that rash is moving fast
01:03:01tessa
01:03:02you're the biologist
01:03:03how long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone
01:03:08what did you do
01:03:09well it turns out
01:03:11a lot of injectable cosmetic products contain bee venom
01:03:15isn't that neat
01:03:19what
01:03:21you freaking psychopaths
01:03:23you'd really stoop to murder
01:03:26wouldn't be the first time
01:03:28Rachel you do not have to do this
01:03:30mm-hmm
01:03:32shaming
01:03:33i only wanted you for your money
01:03:36this way i get half
01:03:38here's the deal
01:03:39by my estimate and to be fair i'm no doctor
01:03:42but i'd say she's got about 15 minutes before her throat closes up and she goes into full blown anaphylactic
01:03:51shock
01:03:52so
01:03:54if you separate right now
01:03:57there might be time to save her
01:03:59so it's the money
01:04:02or the girl
01:04:05your choice
01:04:08uncle
01:04:08why are you doing this
01:04:11you really don't know
01:04:14because i'm the rightful heir
01:04:16i'm the eldest son
01:04:19Martha was always mother's favorite
01:04:21it was all supposed to be mine
01:04:24but then for some unknown reason
01:04:28she
01:04:29decides to give you
01:04:31this chance
01:04:32my mother decides to give you
01:04:34a chance to steal what's rightfully mine
01:04:38i'm starting to think she had a damn good reason
01:04:41mark my words
01:04:43you will pay for this
01:04:46looks like time's running out
01:04:49you better hurry
01:04:50hey
01:04:52you know what
01:04:53after she's
01:04:54dead
01:04:56let's bury her in the west garden
01:04:59i think she'd like that
01:05:03would she like that
01:05:17no
01:05:19are you crazy
01:05:21you could die
01:05:22those assholes
01:05:23made my life a living hell
01:05:27i'm not gonna let them get away with this
01:05:31we are gonna make it out of here
01:05:33together
01:05:35help me
01:05:42it won't bite
01:05:49you
01:05:50i need you to break my glasses
01:05:52what
01:05:53what
01:05:54but i love your glasses
01:05:55you can't see without them
01:05:56breathing kinda takes precedence
01:05:59you could use the wire to pick the lock
01:06:01here here here
01:06:06got it
01:06:06got it
01:06:12we're almost there
01:06:18we have to uncuff now tessa
01:06:19no
01:06:20we can make it
01:06:24it'll be alright
01:06:25we have about
01:06:25three minutes left okay
01:06:27if i run
01:06:27i can grab that epi pen and get back in okay
01:06:29oh jake
01:06:31don't please
01:06:33we deserve a happy ending
01:06:38that's why i have to do this
01:06:40no
01:06:42don't
01:06:42jane
01:06:43jane
01:06:47jane
01:06:47edmund
01:06:48edmund
01:06:49what is it that shit
01:06:50call the family doctor
01:07:02come on
01:07:04come on
01:07:18come on
01:07:19come on
01:07:24Tessa! Tessa, stay with me!
01:07:27I'm coming!
01:07:39Shane, what happened with the challenge? Did we win?
01:07:45This isn't okay. Rachel and Conrad can't just get away with this.
01:07:49They tried to kill me.
01:07:50Listen to me, Tessa. You're gonna be fine.
01:07:53Okay, I'm gonna get a job.
01:07:55I'm gonna make sure your tuition is paid for. I'm gonna work.
01:07:59You hate work.
01:08:01I don't give a shit if I have to work with my two hands for the rest of my life,
01:08:06okay?
01:08:10I just want you to be a part of it.
01:08:18Wait, wait, wait. I thought you wanted to wait.
01:08:22I'm tired of waiting.
01:08:26I'm tired of waiting.
01:08:33What?
01:08:34It's not like you haven't seen all this before.
01:08:36Yeah, well, that was before. This was mine.
01:08:51It's not as big as a centaur is.
01:08:53I mean, kinda.
01:08:58Get on your back, Sir Shanius. I'm gonna ride you.
01:09:03I'm gonna ride you.
01:09:09So, how did I compare to the book?
01:09:13I'd say it was a faithful adaptation.
01:09:18There must be a way we could beat Conrad.
01:09:21We deserve a happy ending.
01:09:23The police searched the barn. Conrad wiped it clean. The cameras, too.
01:09:29It's his word against ours.
01:09:32Shane, I...
01:09:34Oh!
01:09:35We're covered. We're covered. What is it?
01:09:40I noticed something odd while poking around our security database.
01:09:45Conrad not only wiped the last six days, he wiped the last six years.
01:09:50Dating back to the day your parents died.
01:09:53However, he was sloppy.
01:09:55And I managed to recover this.
01:10:02Is that my parents' car?
01:10:04It is.
01:10:06Oh my god.
01:10:09Conrad killed your parents.
01:10:18He killed my parents, Tessa.
01:10:21He's gonna get away with it.
01:10:24We can figure it out, Shane.
01:10:26Conrad and Rachel think you're too dumb or too lazy to figure it out, but you're neither.
01:10:30That's our advantage.
01:10:33You know, you're right.
01:10:35Yeah, we're gonna beat him.
01:10:36We just gotta put our heads together.
01:10:38Yeah, that's good.
01:10:42Hey, chat, we are celebrating.
01:10:45Guess who just won three billion dollars.
01:10:49Oh, is Tessa sad she lost?
01:10:52How's it feel knowing you're going to die poor?
01:10:55Feels like.
01:10:57What the?
01:10:58Revenge!
01:10:59What the?
01:10:59Hey!
01:11:05Hey, chat, check this out.
01:11:08Say cheese.
01:11:23Taking my inheritance out already?
01:11:26You mean my birthright?
01:11:29Speaking of, you really should start packing your things.
01:11:32Because I won't abide trespassers in my home.
01:11:36I'm not going anywhere.
01:11:38You see this SD card?
01:11:40I have proof you killed my parents.
01:11:51I've murdered no one.
01:11:54That's not what you said at the barn.
01:11:56I had Edmund look through some old security footage and he found a weird video of you cutting
01:12:02the brakes on my parents' car.
01:12:03Now I wonder what the lawyers will think about that.
01:12:15It doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks.
01:12:28You bitch.
01:12:29You stole my gun?
01:12:31Yep.
01:12:32And I got my marksmanship badge in the Girl Scouts, so
01:12:36you'll stay quiet until I say so.
01:12:46Hey, Lawman, I got something for you.
01:12:50Looks like he went home for the night.
01:12:53It's just me and you.
01:13:01No, you're just his passing interest.
01:13:09He's just using you, but you can make him hurt.
01:13:17Okay?
01:13:20Give me the card.
01:13:23He wouldn't.
01:13:26Shit.
01:13:28Don't fucking move.
01:13:38Why are you so...
01:13:43Don't tell me this is the only copy.
01:13:48You really are dumb as disco, aren't you?
01:13:56I can't believe you didn't make another copy.
01:13:59I was so right about you.
01:14:01You are a complete and total imbecile.
01:14:06Just like your father.
01:14:09You know that's why I had to cut his brakes, right?
01:14:12And steal your inheritance.
01:14:14It's not personal, buddy.
01:14:16It's nature.
01:14:18The survival of the fittest.
01:14:20And you two idiots who are standing in the way of my evolution.
01:14:24So you betray anyone, huh?
01:14:27Even your own family?
01:14:30What happens when Rachel gets in the way?
01:14:33Who?
01:14:37She already has.
01:14:39You think I'm gonna give that bimbo half my money, dummy?
01:14:44She's next.
01:14:49You're plotting to kill me?
01:14:52Oh, baby, I would never.
01:14:56You idiot.
01:14:57Didn't you notice I took all of those selfies?
01:15:00If I go down, you go down.
01:15:12Okay, this is how this is all gonna go down.
01:15:14I'm gonna walk out of here with my inheritance.
01:15:18You hear me?
01:15:19My inheritance.
01:15:21And none of you are gonna get shot.
01:15:24You understand?
01:15:28The fuck are you laughing at?
01:15:31Oh, you've already lost, Conrad.
01:15:34That phone right there?
01:15:35Yeah, it was streaming in the background.
01:15:37Rachel's 10 million followers just heard you confess to a shit ton of crimes.
01:15:42And just in case one recording wasn't enough,
01:15:46I made a copy, dumbass.
01:15:52I guess you two better get used to wearing these.
01:15:55You better get used to wearing these!
01:15:59I'm gonna go ahead and say,
01:16:01You gotta do that!
01:16:01You gotta do that!
01:16:05You gotta do that!
01:16:14You gotta do that!
01:16:20Brad played a part.
01:16:22Shelly's will do not account for this.
01:16:24Surely it's worth a second attempt.
01:16:28That might work.
01:16:30You want us to run the challenge back?
01:16:33Tessa!
01:16:34Tessa, say something.
01:16:37Sure.
01:16:38Why not?
01:16:39It doesn't scare me half as much this time around.
01:16:41What, are you scared?
01:16:44Okay.
01:16:46That said,
01:16:48Mr. Shane,
01:16:49Arthur,
01:16:51Devere.
01:16:53What do you say?
01:16:55Will you be cuffed to me one more time
01:16:57till death do us part?
01:16:58I do.
01:17:05Huzzah!
01:17:08Here we go again.
01:17:13Just got all my books for this semester.
01:17:16I'm so excited for this course on migration patterns
01:17:19of butterflies.
01:17:20What about you?
01:17:21Did you get your classes figured out?
01:17:23Early childhood education,
01:17:25bio 101,
01:17:26an art class.
01:17:27I don't know.
01:17:28I'm still figuring out my extracurriculars.
01:17:31Well, speaking of extracurriculars,
01:17:36look what else I picked up.
01:17:46I love you.
01:17:48I love you, too.
01:17:55Can you see these?
01:17:56Mmm.
01:18:01Oh!
01:18:08I have an idea.
01:18:14Feels familiar.
01:18:20Hi.
01:18:21Hi.
01:18:26I met a boy
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