- 3 months ago
Category
🎈
FunTranscript
00:00:28Transcription by CastingWords
00:00:44Transcription by CastingWords
00:01:12Transcription by CastingWords
00:01:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:01:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:02:26Transcription by CastingWords
00:02:45Transcription by CastingWords
00:03:07Transcription by CastingWords
00:03:39Transcription by CastingWords
00:03:51Transcription by CastingWords
00:04:21Transcription by CastingWords
00:04:36Transcription by CastingWords
00:05:06Transcription by CastingWords
00:05:18Transcription by CastingWords
00:05:27Transcription by CastingWords
00:05:57Transcription by CastingWords
00:06:07Transcription by CastingWords
00:06:19Transcription by CastingWords
00:07:07Transcription by CastingWords
00:07:21Transcription by CastingWords
00:07:51Transcription by CastingWords
00:08:06Transcription by CastingWords
00:08:32TranscriptionWords
00:08:48Transcription by CastingWords
00:09:06TranscriptionWords
00:09:36Transcription by CastingWords
00:09:44TranscriptionWords
00:09:59TranscriptionWords
00:10:44TranscriptionWords
00:11:28Transcription by CastingWords
00:11:54TranscriptionWords
00:12:26TranscriptionWords
00:12:48TranscriptionWords
00:13:26TranscriptionWords
00:13:56TranscriptionWords
00:14:07TranscriptionWords
00:14:56TranscriptionWords
00:15:22TranscriptionWords
00:15:34TranscriptionWords
00:15:46TranscriptionWords
00:16:02TranscriptionWords
00:16:31TranscriptionWords
00:16:50TranscriptionWords
00:17:09TranscriptionWords
00:17:22TranscriptionWords
00:17:23TranscriptionWords
00:17:30TranscriptionWords
00:17:31TranscriptionWords
00:17:45TranscriptionWords
00:17:46TranscriptionWords
00:17:47TranscriptionWords
00:18:00TranscriptionWords
00:18:02TranscriptionWords
00:18:12TranscriptionWords
00:18:13TranscriptionWords
00:18:42TranscriptionWords
00:18:44TranscriptionWords
00:18:44TranscriptionWords
00:18:55TranscriptionWords
00:18:57TranscriptionWords
00:18:59Whatever. Just go. It's fine.
00:19:05Eww. And ick on you.
00:19:15I'll give you my number, and then, you know, maybe we can hang out sometime.
00:19:18You wanna give me your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure.
00:19:20Totally, cool. Yeah, we'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing.
00:19:23Yeah, right? That's just awkward.
00:19:25Yeah, I know.
00:19:28What?
00:19:29Oh, what?
00:19:30Hola!
00:19:33What?
00:19:34No, I didn't pee on my hands.
00:19:40Yo, Mama!
00:19:42Hey!
00:19:42Hey, did you see Zach? He's over there in the corner booth.
00:19:44Uh, no, I didn't see him.
00:19:46Did you see JP?
00:19:47Yep. I saw him.
00:19:49He looks really hot tonight. Did you talk to him?
00:19:52Did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:54Sorry. That was really tacky, wasn't it?
00:19:58So, what's the deal with you and Zach?
00:19:59Have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:20:01Zach?
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03Uh, no, I mean, not really.
00:20:05Seriously?
00:20:06Yeah, seriously? Why are you asking?
00:20:08I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before.
00:20:11Yeah, well, I mean, we've hung out a lot, but...
00:20:13Nope.
00:20:14Well, if you were telling me you're just going to leave him to the uneducated models of L.A.,
00:20:18then I am going to have to jump his bones. For both of us.
00:20:26So, are you an actress?
00:20:27No, no, no, no, not really.
00:20:29I thought I was for a minute, but it turns out it's not for me.
00:20:32It's way too much self-analyzing.
00:20:35So, what do you do now?
00:20:35I designed jewelry. These are mine.
00:20:39They're very nice.
00:20:40Thanks.
00:20:41Oh, my gosh, is it here?
00:20:43It's here, what?
00:20:43Zach's magazine was named number one in their Hottest Men Alive issue.
00:20:47Yes!
00:20:47Can I protest that?
00:20:48Oh, come on, are you kidding?
00:20:50Oh, come on, Cece, it's Zach's magazine.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53It's not exactly...
00:20:53You know, it's very...
00:20:55Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:56Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:58She was a producer.
00:21:02Maybe he should get home, okay?
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:06No.
00:21:12I don't need you.
00:21:13Excuse me for one second.
00:21:14Hey, hey, Dale.
00:21:15Hey, Dale.
00:21:16Hey, Dale.
00:21:17Hey, hey, Dale.
00:21:18Focus back, Tyler!
00:21:21I'll hold him up, Zach!
00:21:24That's crazy.
00:21:26Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me sometimes.
00:21:30Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you.
00:21:32I wanted to see if you wanted to go to dinner next week.
00:21:34Um, I can't.
00:21:37I didn't even give you a day.
00:21:39Well, I'm sorry, I know.
00:21:40I'm just...
00:21:41I'm slammed right now.
00:21:43Working this retarded dating reality show.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:48Well, I mean, look, if you're not too busy,
00:21:51then maybe you can make about my show at the label next week.
00:21:53We can hang out after that.
00:21:55Yeah?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:57Because you didn't exactly make that show
00:21:57you promised you'd come to the other night.
00:21:59Oh, I'm...
00:22:01I'm sorry.
00:22:02It's okay.
00:22:02I totally forgot.
00:22:04Hey, you know what?
00:22:04Next week, though, for sure.
00:22:06Okay.
00:22:06Good.
00:22:08Because...
00:22:09You had me a little bit worried there.
00:22:10You know?
00:22:11It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that.
00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food.
00:22:15You know?
00:22:15I need to see you every so often.
00:22:17L.A. comfort food.
00:22:19I like that.
00:22:22I'm sorry.
00:22:23It's just been one of those months.
00:22:25You know, that photographer JP and I...
00:22:28Right.
00:22:29We were sort of dating on and off,
00:22:30and then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant,
00:22:33and...
00:22:34I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight,
00:22:35and I ran into them.
00:22:37And I just...
00:22:39I don't know.
00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore.
00:22:42It's just...
00:22:43It's not for me.
00:22:44Well, I didn't even know you were dating anyone.
00:22:46I thought you were...
00:22:47I thought you were single.
00:22:48Well, slightly single.
00:22:50I mean, it was never anything fully committed.
00:22:55Well, breakups are always pretty tough.
00:22:58Yeah.
00:22:59I just don't get this down.
00:23:01Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal.
00:23:04It just...
00:23:04Yeah, but you know it's all about hype, right?
00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is.
00:23:08It's hype.
00:23:09Well, yeah, but it's different when you're famous.
00:23:13You're part of something better that people are searching for.
00:23:16But I am the exact same person that I've always been.
00:23:20I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype.
00:23:22Hey, Jack!
00:23:23Come here!
00:23:25Come on.
00:23:26I got it.
00:23:28Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:31I think I can handle that.
00:23:35Right.
00:23:36Oh.
00:23:37Oh.
00:23:38I'm so sorry.
00:23:39It's okay.
00:23:39I like a good headbutt.
00:23:41That was...
00:23:41I...
00:23:41I was...
00:23:42I went to kiss her cheek and...
00:23:44I am such an idiot.
00:23:46He was clearly going for the lips.
00:23:50Okay.
00:23:50Well, have a good night.
00:23:51Thanks.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:58Seven and I work in a production company that cranks out crappy reality shows.
00:24:03Our job is to find and cast a quote-unquote talent such as it is.
00:24:08So, just be natural and forget that the camera's even here.
00:24:12Oh, well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera.
00:24:15So, why don't you tell me how you and Bert met?
00:24:17I'm sure that's a great story.
00:24:19We met on the internet.
00:24:21Now take these two.
00:24:22They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town.
00:24:26Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV.
00:24:30A blue pill a day makes your lady wanna stay.
00:24:33Oh, yeah!
00:24:37Hey, Dale.
00:24:37Oh.
00:24:40Seven!
00:24:41There's a call for you on line two.
00:24:42Oh, really?
00:24:44Um, I'll be back in just a second.
00:24:47Oh!
00:24:51This is Dale Squire.
00:24:53Dale, it's Becca.
00:24:55Can you come pick me up, please?
00:24:57Yeah, what's wrong?
00:24:59I'm home to Haiti.
00:25:01It's like a saucepan.
00:25:02Take a laugh.
00:25:03Okay, I'll be there in two seconds.
00:25:08You don't wanna leave this in there.
00:25:10That was Becca.
00:25:11She was crying and...
00:25:13I don't know.
00:25:13I gotta go pick her up.
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes.
00:25:16Can you cover for me?
00:25:17With the phone sexing cyberspacing 80 year old couple.
00:25:19Yes.
00:25:20Please, they're kinda scaring me.
00:25:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:22Go.
00:25:29Three, two, one.
00:25:31Oh, please.
00:25:40Hey.
00:25:41Hey.
00:25:44What happened?
00:25:45Becca, what happened?
00:25:47What's wrong?
00:25:48What happened?
00:25:51You have got to be kidding me.
00:25:53I just don't understand.
00:25:55I mean, you got a boot six months ago.
00:25:57How about someone get a boot on their car twice in less than a year?
00:25:59Every Monday, I have to get up and move my car before 9 a.m.
00:26:049 a.m.
00:26:05And?
00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:10On days like this, it's really helpful to remember that Becca donates blood, rescues puppies, and volunteers at the local
00:26:16soup kitchen.
00:26:17How much?
00:26:19980 dollars.
00:26:21980 dollars.
00:26:21980 dollars?
00:26:22Yes.
00:26:23It's okay.
00:26:24You know what?
00:26:24We'll get the money.
00:26:40Love is alive.
00:26:43Alive like a newborn child.
00:26:47Love is a war.
00:26:50Broken and running wide.
00:26:53Love is a thief.
00:26:57And we're stealing our hearts tonight.
00:27:07And you give it to me.
00:27:11Give up your need.
00:27:15You're all I see.
00:27:18You're all I want is to be.
00:27:22You're all I want is to be.
00:27:24I love you.
00:27:25Take me away.
00:27:28Wow.
00:27:29He is good.
00:27:30I know, right?
00:27:32He looks so different.
00:27:33I don't think he's as clean as he used to be.
00:27:36Clean?
00:27:36He's got that whole grunzy rock star thing working for him.
00:27:40You can say that again.
00:27:44Hey Jill, where's Drew tonight?
00:27:46Oh, he had a movie screening and then he's going out with the guys.
00:27:49Because he's so excited about the whole engagement.
00:27:51Yes.
00:27:52He's so excited.
00:27:53And I decided that I don't want a long engagement.
00:27:55So we set a date.
00:27:57September.
00:27:58Oh.
00:27:59No.
00:28:00That's great.
00:28:01Don't you think that's a little quick?
00:28:03Uh, no Holly, I don't.
00:28:05I'm pushing 30, okay?
00:28:06You just tell me how it feels when you get here.
00:28:08I'm 25, Jill.
00:28:10Not like you're 108.
00:28:12Count me out on this one.
00:28:13Well, my agent told me never divulge my real age.
00:28:15So I really can't participate in this conversation either.
00:28:17And you both smell like desperate whores.
00:28:26Thank you all for coming.
00:28:27Thank you very much.
00:28:31Hey.
00:28:32You made it.
00:28:32Hey.
00:28:34That was incredible.
00:28:36That was amazing.
00:28:36You think?
00:28:37Yeah, you know everyone, right?
00:28:39Yeah, definitely.
00:28:39Lovely ladies of L.A., of course, and Seven.
00:28:41How are you?
00:28:42Much better now that you're here.
00:28:43How are you?
00:28:43Good.
00:28:45Good.
00:28:46Hey.
00:28:47How are you doing?
00:28:49What's up?
00:28:50Uh, I'm gonna go to the bar.
00:28:51Anybody want a drink?
00:28:52You guys want to join?
00:28:53Sure.
00:28:53Why not?
00:28:54I'll stay.
00:28:55Will you get me another Jack and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure.
00:28:57Okay.
00:28:58Hey!
00:28:59Hey!
00:29:02Hey, where did, uh, where did Dale go?
00:29:06Oh, she went to the bar.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:07Oh, well, um, Cece, this is Hallie.
00:29:09Hey.
00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night.
00:29:11Uh, no.
00:29:11It's nice to meet you.
00:29:12Same.
00:29:13Oh, this is my girlfriend, Dominique.
00:29:17Mwah.
00:29:17So, um, when are you practicing tomorrow?
00:29:19I want to hear from the song.
00:29:20Oh, uh, Cece works A&R for our tour manager, so...
00:29:23Oh.
00:29:23Everything's gotta get the thumbs up from her.
00:29:25Well, I'm easy.
00:29:26I mean, well, not kinda easy, you know, but...
00:29:28With a voice like his, you can't do much wrong.
00:29:32She's, uh, she's cute. I say go for it.
00:29:35You're in trouble, you know that, Cece?
00:29:37What?
00:29:38Afraid you're gonna fall in love?
00:29:42Holding?
00:29:43Holding?
00:29:48Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks.
00:29:51She winks?
00:29:52All the time.
00:29:54Becca is a winker.
00:29:55Becca's a wanker?
00:29:57No, not a wanker, a winker.
00:29:58She winks.
00:30:01I only do it to guys that I think are cute, okay?
00:30:04It's for this movie I'm doing.
00:30:05It's a character role.
00:30:07So, what are you guys doing after?
00:30:09Um, at home.
00:30:10Yeah, I gotta work early in the morning.
00:30:12Whoa, whoa, lame, lame.
00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots, please?
00:30:16Pop-chill?
00:30:17Yes.
00:30:18Oh, no.
00:30:19No, that is trouble.
00:30:20I've puked.
00:30:21I'll clean it up.
00:30:23Oh, God.
00:30:24Uh, count yourself lucky you even got her out.
00:30:26Well, she's always in bed by 10 p.m.
00:30:28Maybe just one night.
00:30:30Uh, I would, but I really should go.
00:30:33Me either.
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning.
00:30:36I have an audition at 9.
00:30:37I'm casting.
00:30:38I'm free.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:41Well, I'll let you do all stuff like this one time, okay?
00:30:45But next time, you're staying.
00:30:47All of you staying.
00:30:48Good job.
00:30:49Bye, guys.
00:30:52I don't mean to be rude, but can I get an autograph?
00:30:55Oh, yeah.
00:30:56Sure.
00:31:01Thanks.
00:31:02I'm a big fan.
00:31:05Wow.
00:31:06That is a lot of tequila.
00:31:08Oh, yeah.
00:31:09I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix.
00:31:12Things might get silly.
00:31:14Okay.
00:31:16All right, but only if you do a wraparound.
00:31:21Go like this.
00:31:29Just once.
00:31:30And I'm not going to let you put your penis in my ass either.
00:31:33It's an out hole, not an in hole.
00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?
00:31:35I'm not being a prude.
00:31:37I'm just not a porn star, okay?
00:31:38And now it's our lack of sex in front of everybody.
00:31:42I just had the wedding on my mind, all right?
00:31:44Oh, surprise.
00:31:45The wedding which you haven't had any input in, BTW.
00:31:49BTW, Jesus.
00:31:50It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding.
00:31:55What?
00:31:55Yes, it is disgusting what you're doing.
00:31:57It's a pig.
00:31:57I'm a pig.
00:31:58Hi.
00:31:59Hi.
00:32:00Are you guys okay?
00:32:01Yeah, we're good.
00:32:03We're just here working on our calves.
00:32:04Hey, hi.
00:32:06Well, that's...
00:32:06Who was that?
00:32:07That is a client.
00:32:10Jill!
00:32:11God!
00:32:12Back off!
00:32:13Yeah, right.
00:32:14That's what it is.
00:32:16Jill calls her engagement to Drew a match made in heaven.
00:32:19Watching them squabble about wedding cakes and the medicinal benefits of anal sex,
00:32:24I couldn't help but think that heaven has a strange sense of humor.
00:32:27I'll call you later, okay?
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Come on, Bowie.
00:32:31Bowie?
00:32:32Terrible, man.
00:32:33Listen.
00:32:34I want to try it.
00:32:35It's just one, one little...
00:32:36Just one time...
00:32:37No!
00:32:41You know, that camera looks very good on you.
00:32:43Oh, you think?
00:32:45So what are you going to do with these pictures?
00:32:46I don't know.
00:32:47You know, maybe you sell them on the internet.
00:32:49Make some money off your ass.
00:32:51Album cover, my man.
00:32:53I'm telling you.
00:32:55Want some?
00:32:55Oh, no, no, thanks.
00:32:57I'm cool.
00:32:57You smoke too much, Jeffers.
00:32:59Way too much.
00:33:00What?
00:33:00It's all natural.
00:33:02Oh.
00:33:03Organic.
00:33:04No chemicals.
00:33:06Is this new?
00:33:08It is.
00:33:09It's about a girl.
00:33:10No.
00:33:11Is it about?
00:33:14That blonde?
00:33:15Blonde?
00:33:16No.
00:33:18No blondes.
00:33:20There ain't no words that I could say.
00:33:26Cause words would just get in the way.
00:33:32But it is written in the wind.
00:33:37This is where it all begins.
00:33:41This is where it all begins.
00:33:43I've been dreaming you to laugh.
00:33:49I've been hoping every night.
00:33:54Now you're wanting me to stay.
00:33:59Keeps getting better every day.
00:34:04Keeps getting better every day.
00:34:05Every day.
00:34:05Every day.
00:34:06And I'm so happy I could cry.
00:34:11I think about it all the time.
00:34:16Yeah.
00:34:17I'm so happy I could cry.
00:34:22I think about it all the time.
00:34:28I found a reason for living again.
00:34:34I found a reason for living again.
00:34:37I found a reason for living again.
00:34:37I found a reason for living again.
00:34:37I found a reason for living again.
00:34:37See you later.
00:34:39I'm so happy I could cry.
00:34:42So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good.
00:34:47There's a bit of drama though.
00:34:49Wow.
00:34:49Drama and a wedding.
00:34:50It's shocking.
00:34:51Yeah.
00:34:51Well, Jill wants this, you know, chapel filled with 8,000 red roses and some like,
00:34:57$80,000 wedding dinner and $7,000 wedding dress.
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab.
00:35:03Well, I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now.
00:35:05Or her dad.
00:35:06Yeah, but that's just Jill, you know.
00:35:08We love her for it.
00:35:09She's extravagant.
00:35:11You know what?
00:35:11I've known her since I was 11.
00:35:12We went to boarding school together.
00:35:14Wow, you went to boarding school when you were 11.
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah.
00:35:20Um, it's complicated.
00:35:21Well, when did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well, on the holidays or, you know, the occasional odd long weekend.
00:35:27No, I liked boarding school.
00:35:29It was what I needed.
00:35:31How do you mean?
00:35:34Well, my parents died when I was a kid.
00:35:37I've told you that, right?
00:35:38No.
00:35:39No, I'm very sorry.
00:35:41I didn't know that.
00:35:43How did they die?
00:35:44Together?
00:35:46No, they actually died separately.
00:35:49Um, my dad was when I was five.
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11.
00:35:54Oh, no.
00:35:55No, no.
00:35:55It's...
00:35:56It's not sad.
00:35:57It was a really long time ago.
00:36:00I just don't talk about it much, cause...
00:36:06Um, what about your parents?
00:36:08They're...
00:36:08Still together, right?
00:36:10Still together.
00:36:11Yeah.
00:36:12After...
00:36:1230 years.
00:36:13They're totally in love with each other.
00:36:15It's amazing.
00:36:18Oh, you can get that.
00:36:19No.
00:36:20No, no.
00:36:20It's okay.
00:36:22But you can get that.
00:36:24Sorry.
00:36:26Oh, it's Hallie.
00:36:27Just...
00:36:27Two seconds.
00:36:29Hey.
00:36:31Um, yeah.
00:36:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:32I'm...
00:36:32I'm still here.
00:36:36Um...
00:36:37Sure.
00:36:38That's fine.
00:36:40Wait.
00:36:41You didn't really just do what I think you just did, did you?
00:36:44Because...
00:36:44I kinda had plans to just spend the night with you.
00:36:47Um, she's outside.
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know.
00:36:51Not for me.
00:36:52No!
00:36:54Door's open.
00:36:55Hi.
00:36:57Dale said she was coming by to shoot the band today, so I thought I'd surprise you.
00:37:01Hey.
00:37:01Hey.
00:37:02We actually, uh, finished a couple hours ago, but, um...
00:37:05Really?
00:37:06Yeah.
00:37:08Wanda, do you, uh, sit back down?
00:37:10You're not...
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11No, I know.
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame, but I have to work in the morning, so...
00:37:15You should see the show she's casting.
00:37:17It is so funny.
00:37:19Look, you could stay.
00:37:20Have another beer.
00:37:20Oh, I'm sure we'll do it some other time.
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later.
00:37:23Just...
00:37:24One...
00:37:24One second.
00:37:27Alright, Mr. Zachary.
00:37:29Um...
00:37:29I'll text you tomorrow.
00:37:31Why are you leaving?
00:37:32Because I have to work tomorrow.
00:37:34And you're just gonna leave me with your friend, isn't it?
00:37:37Hey, Zach, where's your corkscrew?
00:37:39Okay.
00:37:41Okay.
00:37:44He just showed up hours later, unannounced.
00:37:47I guess something did happen between them the other night.
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well, I mean, he said he wanted me to stay and, you know, but I think he was just playing
00:37:55dumb.
00:37:56I'm gonna get you, Dale.
00:37:57I really don't.
00:37:58What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:02Because, Seven, I'm done having meaningless relationships with these loser L.A. guys.
00:38:07Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
00:38:08Whoa.
00:38:09Zach is a loser L.A. guy.
00:38:13No, he's...
00:38:14No, he's not.
00:38:15But, anyhow, I'm not his type.
00:38:17Especially now that Hallie's all over him.
00:38:20You are so wrong.
00:38:21You're so wrong.
00:38:23It doesn't matter.
00:38:24Because, hey, I'm gonna go out, um, on a date with Hayden.
00:38:27Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:38:28But just his friends.
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden?
00:38:30The fame-seeking personal trainer who's only using you to get ahead in this desperate city.
00:38:36Oh.
00:38:36Shit, Seven, that's...
00:38:38That's harsh.
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you so you listen to his stupid reality show concept.
00:38:43What?
00:38:43He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him and his career because you have a career.
00:38:47And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach is because you gave her the okay to pursue.
00:38:52I never said pursue.
00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever hooked up and I said no, but I...
00:38:56Because I've never said this to you before, but you are gonna regret this.
00:39:00Trust me.
00:39:02Damn it, you're afraid of a real relationship, Dale.
00:39:05Why does everyone keep saying that?
00:39:06I am not scared of relationships.
00:39:09But you're scared of something.
00:39:13Let's just forget about it.
00:39:27Okay.
00:39:28Sorry.
00:39:29Yeah, no, I...
00:39:30It's okay.
00:39:31I just wasn't, um, expecting that.
00:39:36Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:41Yeah.
00:39:42Yeah, it was weird.
00:39:44I felt like I sensed something between you guys.
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:50Yeah, I think maybe you did.
00:39:52I don't know.
00:39:52Dale and I are really tight.
00:39:54You know?
00:39:55And, um, as I told you before, Hallie, I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now.
00:39:59And I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression about what's going on here.
00:40:04She's the one that told me to pursue you, just so you know.
00:40:07She told you that?
00:40:09Yeah, you sound surprised.
00:40:11She said you guys were just friends.
00:40:13You've never hooked up and that she isn't your type.
00:40:16Not my type.
00:40:21So, are we cool?
00:40:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:23We're cool.
00:40:24We're cool.
00:40:24But I just...
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea right now.
00:40:28Okay?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29This isn't a good idea?
00:40:30Look, I just...
00:40:31I'm just not that into this right now.
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:35Are you into this?
00:40:36No.
00:40:45Hey!
00:40:46Hey, Hayden.
00:40:47Hey, tell us that up.
00:40:49Hey, Hayden.
00:40:49Oh.
00:40:50I'm just joking.
00:40:51Oh!
00:40:53Oh!
00:40:53Oh!
00:40:54Hey!
00:40:55That's...
00:40:55It's not expected.
00:40:57It's really, really nice to see you.
00:40:58So, this is a great restaurant.
00:40:59It's got lots of health conscious options.
00:41:01Because, you know, I'd like to take care of myself.
00:41:05As you can see.
00:41:07I...
00:41:07I did notice your pecs just now.
00:41:09Oh.
00:41:10Hey!
00:41:11Hey!
00:41:12Hey!
00:41:13Are you flexing?
00:41:14I'm going to talk to you too.
00:41:16Really?
00:41:17Ow.
00:41:21What are your options for something low-carb, low-fat, low-sodium, high protein?
00:41:25Which is better?
00:41:25The bacon cheeseburger or the baby back rim?
00:41:27It's a Cajun stand, wild-caught, or farm-raised.
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers or ranch?
00:41:32Okay, good.
00:41:32Organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free.
00:41:34Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:35Can you steam that and look brilliant?
00:41:37Because I don't want any acrylamides in my food.
00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter.
00:41:40Aren't these Swedish meatballs kosher?
00:41:43You're right, but people really are vain here.
00:41:45I mean, I'm not.
00:41:46I'm self-aware, which is, like, radically different.
00:41:49And I'm self-conscious, conscious of self.
00:41:52Right.
00:41:53I'm self-conscious.
00:41:54Which is a good thing, I think.
00:41:55What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good.
00:41:58Well, I'm all about my work, and my body is my work.
00:42:00So, one might say that, yeah, I'm all about my body.
00:42:04But, in some respects, that is true.
00:42:06But, I mean, you're completely missing the point.
00:42:08And the point is...
00:42:13Completely missed my point.
00:42:15Okay, rewind, reset.
00:42:17Uh...
00:42:18Look.
00:42:19I feel like we've got a great vibe between you and me.
00:42:21Great energy going on here.
00:42:22So, yeah.
00:42:23Okay?
00:42:24I get it.
00:42:25So, let's lay the facts down.
00:42:27You want to be with me, and vice versa.
00:42:29That much is clear.
00:42:31But my work always comes first.
00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat.
00:42:35Basically, my body comes before you.
00:42:37He seems perfect.
00:42:39Good looking, somewhat single-minded, somewhat vain, and...
00:42:44Not too bright.
00:42:45No promise of a great romance.
00:42:47No chance of falling too hard for this guy.
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt.
00:42:53But is this right for me?
00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here.
00:42:59He's got this great, beautiful chest on you, with great definition.
00:43:03You probably bench press quite a bit.
00:43:04Is Seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for Seven to be right, because he's always right about that kind of stuff.
00:43:16Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or...
00:43:17I need a sign.
00:43:19Is this right for me?
00:43:22I got this great idea.
00:43:23I know you're gonna love it.
00:43:27Fitness Fanatics!
00:43:28It's my reality TV show.
00:43:32Check, please.
00:43:34Is that for checks?
00:43:43Hi!
00:43:45Ready, Freddy?
00:43:47We're walking, right?
00:43:48You don't want to drive?
00:43:50You guys, it's two blocks.
00:43:51They have valet parking, you know.
00:44:00So, where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:02I don't know.
00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday, and I haven't seen her for the rest of the week.
00:44:06You know that she changed her status to, it's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:12It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys.
00:44:15the yoga instructor just smiled at me he is the cutest dimple okay he's telling
00:44:22us to shut up his smile is his state it's in okay
00:44:30namaste you guys really do this all the time yeah I have to I'm older than you
00:44:37get fatter quicker sorry I'm late I just got your message you're late hey
00:44:46hey what's going on you guys look so serious I was telling you about my
00:44:50wedding Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet or groomsmen for that matter well you
00:44:56know we're guys we take a little bit longer with that kind of stuff yeah well
00:45:02I gotta go I have a hair appointment at 2 and then a couple jewelry design
00:45:05appointments how that's so fetch Congrats girl thanks girl so I'll call you later
00:45:10hey do you mind driving me home no yoga no we missed it um yeah I guess okay when
00:45:21did that start and did you know well I mean I kind of guessed but does she know
00:45:27about you too well what's there to know Hallie should know better seriously anybody
00:45:32that knows you would know that you are so hot for him Becca I am not so hot for
00:45:36him no he's your friend and it is so typical of Hallie she's a fame whore no
00:45:42she's not it's damn it she is a fame whore no she's not oh god Hallie's just
00:45:49frustrating me so much right now and she doesn't deserve that
00:45:53Hallie was there for me when I had that swine flu every time I've broken up with a
00:45:58quasi boyfriend I don't know what I would have done about that stalker if it wasn't for
00:46:02Hallie I need something to take my mind off all this
00:46:09yeah I don't know what I would do without you oh come on it's what friends are for
00:46:14oh honey do you like that setting yeah no I do it's nice you didn't even look no I
00:46:18did I'm looking yeah I love it it's what do you think yeah that's beautiful yeah
00:46:23I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go I'm in 20 minutes late for the meeting
00:46:28oh look at that's
00:46:29great that was my favorite I love you I love you all right so much I love you
00:46:35shit he makes me so mad we're planning the registry for the most important day of our
00:46:40life and he just leaves maybe he's just feeling a bit of a bit of what anxiety can't believe you're
00:46:47defending him what no no no I'm not defending him and you just don't understand you can't
00:46:53possibly comprehend what it feels like inside of me right now because you've never been here
00:46:58that's true I used to think about what it'd be like to live your life Dale just walking in your
00:47:04shoes nobody expects anything from you they don't no one expects anything from me mm-hmm because you
00:47:17it's really hard I mean it's true but it doesn't mean I want to end up alone tell me something
00:47:25girl
00:47:27am I expecting too much it's wanting my fiance to be excited about our wedding is that too much
00:47:37I don't know Joe back at St. Mary's for our first communion the biggest deal was finding out who you
00:47:44were gonna get paired up with I dreamed of walking down the aisle with Billy Dobson hand-in-hand but
00:47:51no such luck he was paired with Jill and I ended up with what's-his-face who picked his nose
00:47:56all the time
00:47:59I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle with a Billy Dobson of my own
00:48:10oh is this your parents yeah that's them and is this you with your mother yeah here look at this
00:48:24one oh that's great great with the smoke around Jibber's face yeah so how's Hallie looks like you
00:48:33guys are an item now huh no no not not an item definitely not she's a very nice girl but
00:48:40she
00:48:42doesn't take no for an answer does she well you're a big boy I'm sure you can handle her hey
00:48:48um I wanted
00:48:49to ask you did you tell her to pursue me hello there miss homebody why aren't you dressed yet for
00:48:58what did you forget my big screen debut Dale we're going to my LA red carpet premiere hello what do
00:49:04you
00:49:04think Johnson I think she's dead no excuses seven was supposed to tell you yeah well he didn't oh my
00:49:17god I did actually it's just that you had your head buried in those photos and you didn't notice
00:49:20well I mean can I wear this it's LA you can wear whatever you want okay I'll just grab my
00:49:26purse
00:49:26I'll get your heels well hello to you too I thought you said you had a meeting to go to
00:49:31what you said
00:49:32you had a meeting remember when I texted you earlier oh yeah I did but uh but I'm done now
00:49:37Hallie what's up what's going on what's going on I think I should be asking you that question
00:49:41excuse me what is going on Dale look I'm just nothing did I did I miss something here wait do
00:49:49you like him now is that it look I'm just gonna leave all right of course you are Zach you're
00:49:55a
00:49:55piece of crap you know that you're just another famous asshole guy who thinks he can screw around
00:50:00with any girl he wants and then not call him well fuck you we're not even dating Hallie I've told
00:50:04you
00:50:04that ten times okay look look I'm just gonna leave all right Dale as long as I'm here this is
00:50:08not
00:50:08gonna end well just leave okay I bet you wanted that to happen didn't you I'm seriously not
00:50:19following you Hallie you really need to calm down you put on this little woe is me act but I'm
00:50:24not
00:50:24buying it did you just because you throw yourself at every guy who's famous who you think can get you
00:50:29somewhere and who you think wants you and then shoots you down you know what don't take that out
00:50:32on me okay you play the victim thing really well but it's a load of crap shut up you're not
00:50:40my
00:50:40friend Dale you're just like every other two-faced girl in LA you just play it better you guys this
00:50:45is retarded but you're just gonna take her side I'm not taking anybody's side okay come on let's go
00:50:50don't touch me that really just happen
00:51:05this week on dirty roomies
00:51:09I made the mess I don't understand why I just have to clean it up you guys had sex we
00:51:14have to do a paper
00:51:15write it on these and give them to a letter the producers just want to see it by Friday
00:51:18yeah I think clean is overrated there's still hot food down to eat I'm not pooping where I am
00:51:24there's something really truthful about just waiting and doing your whole job at once
00:51:27we're gonna use up all the dishes and then it's time to clean
00:51:34so you want to talk about it not really
00:51:39Hallie call no call her and say what I haven't done anything
00:51:45I found fleas in the bedroom you mean my pets I think fleas are people too and they should be
00:51:53treated so I've shown you my pets and you're gonna kill them are you a murderer
00:51:58seven what do you think I should do be honest well I've been honest
00:52:06not with Hallie with yourself sorry babe I cannot give you any more advice on this one
00:52:14and you put on your pants you look like you know look if Vanessa has a problem with it she
00:52:17should
00:52:17clean that up hey it's Dale listen Hallie will you just call me back please since I have a private
00:52:27number Hallie won't pick up neither will any of our friends in case it's you know someone annoying
00:52:32they will call you back but since we all have private numbers it's nearly impossible for us to
00:52:38communicate by phone fortunately I pick up my phone otherwise this game of trading voicemails would
00:52:43never end hello hey it's Hallie hey jerk off this guy's on a cell phone and can't drive sorry hey
00:52:57are you okay yeah I'm okay how are you hey um you want to meet up for dinner tonight and
00:53:05maybe just clear the air about everything yeah I think we should how does 8pm at
00:53:09cascade all right sounds good great I'll meet you there
00:53:18oh you didn't think I'd forget did you wow they're beautiful thank you so what are the big plans for
00:53:27tonight
00:53:28well that was um Hallie she wants to uh get together and think so we can talk about everything
00:53:34I think she forgot it was my birthday though I mean which is understandable under the circumstances
00:53:38what about the other girls I guess it slipped their mind
00:53:42Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding and you know Becca just got that huge movie so it's okay
00:53:48happy birthday Dale
00:53:58hi I have a reservation under um Squire or Hallie Kimball
00:54:03thanks
00:54:06surprise
00:54:08you didn't think we were gonna forget did you
00:54:10I kinda did happy birthday
00:54:13happy birthday
00:54:14all right you guys let's dance
00:54:39make a wish but don't tell anyone or it won't come true
00:54:42okay what could I possibly wish for
00:54:46happy birthday
00:54:53happy birthday
00:54:53thank you bye
00:54:55it seems
00:54:57you feel it in your body
00:54:59and it comes through your face
00:55:01so take a breath we don't break
00:55:05tell your mind to move outside get out of your way
00:55:11you're drunk Jill
00:55:12you never cared before when I was drunk
00:55:15and it's Dale's birthday for Christ's sake
00:55:18all right you have got to lower your voice now
00:55:20because now you're making a scene
00:55:22you've got to relax Drew
00:55:24this is nothing I've never heard before
00:55:26you are so self-centered Drew
00:55:29there's bigger things happening in the world
00:55:31than your stupid actor clients
00:55:33and the Nielsen ratings on the TV
00:55:35you're now officially embarrassing everybody here
00:55:38okay
00:55:39don't you dare
00:55:41effing tell me that I'm embarrassing you
00:55:43okay
00:55:44because my friends think you're a douchebag
00:55:47a nasty ass sleazebag agent
00:55:50it's true we don't think you're a douchebag
00:55:52it's okay
00:55:52come on
00:55:53thanks
00:55:54oh where are you gonna go
00:55:55are you gonna go home
00:55:56and masturbate
00:55:57to one of your anime porns
00:56:00it's cartoons
00:56:01he made me watch anime porn
00:56:03yeah I'm gonna go home
00:56:04and masturbate
00:56:05it's disgusting
00:56:06because it's better than anything
00:56:08you're giving me at home
00:56:09no because you love to masturbate
00:56:11because for you it's like
00:56:12having sex with somebody that you love
00:56:14yourself
00:56:15did you just make that up
00:56:16Annie Hall 77
00:56:17I'm going home
00:56:19you're gonna go screw one of your actresses
00:56:21one of your stupid slutty
00:56:24sleep your way to the top
00:56:27actresses
00:56:28oh
00:56:29I need to go to the bathroom
00:56:32somebody can take her home
00:56:34because now she's drunk
00:56:35and you're pissed off
00:56:37that's like the worst combination for you
00:56:39I know
00:56:39oh just
00:56:40it's okay
00:56:41it's okay
00:56:47I'm stuck
00:56:49I'm sorry Dale
00:56:50Jill
00:56:50you don't have to be sorry
00:56:51you just
00:56:52got a little wasted
00:56:53that's all
00:56:54oh I drank too much
00:56:57never drinking again
00:56:59heard that one before
00:57:04I don't think he wants to marry me you guys
00:57:07and then I'm getting married in three weeks
00:57:11no
00:57:12don't worry about Drew right now
00:57:13just finish blowing chunks okay
00:57:15why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there
00:57:18I'll stay here with Jill
00:57:19okay
00:57:20listen Hallie
00:57:23I'm really sorry
00:57:24are we okay
00:57:25yeah we're okay
00:57:26I said a lot of things I didn't mean
00:57:27I'm sorry
00:57:28me too
00:57:29I'm so sorry
00:57:29you're okay
00:57:37look what the cat dragged in
00:57:39seven told me about your little surprise party
00:57:42you know it's your birthday so I wanted to come out
00:57:44see you
00:57:46I'm glad you did
00:57:49wait where are the girls
00:57:51oh my god I told everybody he jacks off
00:57:56two cartoons oh god
00:57:58I am not drunk but I definitely
00:58:02am sorry
00:58:04come on let's go get something to eat
00:58:05I'm really hungry
00:58:07you two want to come eat
00:58:08oh no we'll stay
00:58:09I mean I'll stay here
00:58:10I'll stay here
00:58:11I'll still stay with you
00:58:13okay
00:58:19bye
00:58:20thank you
00:58:21thank you
00:58:22oh
00:58:24going
00:58:25wow
00:58:25quite a night
00:58:27yeah definitely
00:58:29it was a birthday dance
00:58:31I don't know
00:58:32come on
00:58:33come on
00:58:34I wish that I was walking
00:58:39cause I would not be stopping
00:58:44till I wake in your backyard
00:58:49till I wake in your backyard
00:58:52till I wake in your backyard
00:58:53oh
00:58:54oh
00:58:56finally
00:58:57you're so cute
00:59:00I knew it
00:59:02I knew it
00:59:04do you feel older?
00:59:07yes
00:59:09so when is your chore starting?
00:59:11you know we actually just had to push another month
00:59:13our tour manager totally screwed it up
00:59:16she got the dates wrong
00:59:18actually Cece
00:59:19whom I think you've met
00:59:22oh
00:59:22the blonde?
00:59:23yeah the blonde's
00:59:24at the park and at the show
00:59:26yeah like
00:59:27right you had a thing with her right?
00:59:30no
00:59:31no no no no
00:59:32she works with me
00:59:34she's a tour manager
00:59:35I'm not into guys
00:59:38but
00:59:39what makes you think
00:59:40that I was into her?
00:59:41the fact that I'm now
00:59:42officially an idiot
00:59:44his lesbian tour manager
00:59:47ugh
00:59:57it's a birthday present
00:59:59I love the way you say
01:00:03it could bring you luck
01:00:04and I thought you could use it a little bit
01:00:06I'll stay asleep here
01:00:08for a day or two
01:00:12thank you
01:00:14that's me
01:00:17you're welcome
01:00:18thank you
01:00:27thank you
01:00:29no
01:00:29it's actually
01:00:31just the opposite
01:00:31and that's the problem
01:00:34I want that moment to last
01:00:37I'll do whatever you ask
01:00:39if you'll just bring me back
01:00:43don't get too attached Dale
01:00:46come on Jill
01:00:48we're gonna go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight
01:00:51Drew
01:00:52you okay?
01:00:53she needs a couple glasses of water and some sleep
01:00:56let's go
01:00:57yeah
01:00:59come on babe
01:01:03oh that's disgusting
01:01:05this is definitely picture worthy
01:01:15is that her puke bucket?
01:01:21okay
01:01:21Becca's panty
01:01:24that's so funny
01:01:28she's a panty
01:01:29her granny panty
01:01:30not Bowie
01:01:31he's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world
01:01:36it's so weird getting older isn't it?
01:01:39everything just changes so fast
01:01:43yeah but that's supposed to be the exciting part isn't it?
01:01:47why haven't you ever dated Zach?
01:01:53because I never felt like I was
01:01:56good enough for him
01:01:57but you like him a lot right?
01:02:01yeah
01:02:01and you think he's handsome
01:02:04yeah
01:02:05and he likes the doll ears
01:02:08yeah
01:02:09he loves Bowie
01:02:11and he's one of your best friends
01:02:13mm-hmm
01:02:14so why don't you pursue him?
01:02:17I always liked him
01:02:20I'm just not good at pursuing a guy
01:02:24and...
01:02:24Hallie, I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous
01:02:27I mean I never...
01:02:28I never meant to
01:02:29I never even knew I did
01:02:31I guess I just feel the way you felt with JP, you know?
01:02:36yeah I understand that
01:02:42the next morning as soon as she woke up
01:02:45Jill took a cab straight home to face the music
01:02:48not knowing if that music would be a wedding march
01:02:51Drew
01:02:55I'm sorry
01:02:58I'm so sorry
01:03:03I love you
01:03:13I really do love you
01:03:18me too
01:03:27smell my hair, does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31no, it smells like Jill
01:03:32ugh
01:03:33wow, look at this
01:03:34party at our place, it's only 9am
01:03:37last night she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life
01:03:43oh, come on Seven
01:03:44we all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere
01:03:47please
01:03:47shut up, they were my period panties
01:03:50hello
01:03:51sorry to just barge in like that, but the door was open
01:03:55hey
01:03:55look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast, who's in?
01:03:59can't
01:04:00Dale?
01:04:01now, don't even begin to say no, you're coming with me
01:04:03you need the fresh air, so does Bowie
01:04:08what do you think, Bowie?
01:04:14alright, twist our arm
01:04:16alright, twist our arm
01:04:17to be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night
01:04:27be my hope, be my truth, I will not forget you
01:04:36and through all the days of sleep
01:04:41nights this old ragged heart
01:04:43too frail to fight
01:04:46we'll hold on to you
01:04:48till you are all I need
01:04:54you
01:05:03you
01:05:04to be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night
01:05:23to be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night
01:05:25I will not, I will not forget you
01:05:32thank you
01:05:34I think you left me outside
01:05:36good, going in boy
01:05:38good job
01:05:40thanks, I really needed that
01:05:42yeah, so did I
01:05:44definitely
01:05:57definitely
01:05:57look, I, can I just talk to you
01:06:00for a second Dale
01:06:01just about you and me
01:06:03and about us
01:06:05and what's happening here
01:06:07what about us?
01:06:09I don't know, I just
01:06:14I think I'm falling in love with you
01:06:19and I know that scares you
01:06:20and I know that makes you want to run away
01:06:21but I am not
01:06:23going anywhere
01:06:24Dale
01:06:26I'm not going to die on you
01:06:27I'm not your mother
01:06:28or your father
01:06:31you are so scared of anything that's real
01:06:32and I'm right here
01:06:38and I just want to know if you feel the same way
01:06:44you, you hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach
01:06:50wow
01:06:53wow, I thought I understood what was going on here
01:06:55but I guess I was just
01:06:57I guess I was just totally wrong
01:07:00I can't believe you're saying that about me
01:07:02I can't believe you don't trust me
01:07:08I just want something real
01:07:10I've been chasing you for two years Dale
01:07:12two years
01:07:12you know how that feels?
01:07:16but I can't do it anymore
01:07:17not if you don't feel the same way about me
01:07:28goodbye Dale
01:07:40I told Zach I want something real
01:07:43and here I go screwing up the best chance I'll ever have at something real
01:07:48what do you think I wish for my birthday?
01:07:51it starts with Z and ends with Ack
01:07:56and it turns out
01:07:57Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie
01:08:03but even if he had, how could I blame him?
01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms
01:08:08she was right
01:08:09maybe I do believe I picked him sometimes
01:08:11everyone's been right about me
01:08:13you're afraid of a real relationship Dale
01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it
01:08:17I'm scared of getting hurt
01:08:19because he's too perfect
01:08:21I've kept Zach at arm's length
01:08:22you're so afraid of getting hurt
01:08:24that you end up picking guys that have absolutely no substance
01:08:28am I gonna live the rest of my life with guys like this?
01:08:31just to avoid someone real?
01:08:36no! hell no!
01:08:38no!
01:08:39I'm ready to change
01:08:40if I get one more chance
01:08:43I won't screw it up again
01:08:45if I just get one more chance
01:08:48where you walk with angels
01:08:52love surround you
01:08:55you walk with angels
01:08:59wherever you are
01:09:02you walk with angels
01:09:05angels, angels, angels
01:09:09wherever you are
01:09:11I'll be right there
01:09:22what are you doing here?
01:09:24I wanted to come by and talk
01:09:26look, I think we've done enough talking
01:09:28so I'm really not interested in talking with you
01:09:30I just wanted to say that I understand that this isn't gonna work
01:09:35you and I, that is
01:09:38okay
01:09:41why did you hang out with me?
01:09:45because I don't wanna be rude when you show up to my house unannounced
01:09:48like, well like right now
01:09:50and you're like a tiger
01:09:52and I, you throw yourself at me
01:09:55and I know I'm passing the blame right now
01:09:57but it's the best I can come up with on the fly
01:10:01why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:03you're not the typical Hollywood guy
01:10:05and she needs someone real like that
01:10:08look, I really don't know what to say to that
01:10:11and Dale made it pretty clear that she's not interested in me
01:10:14you guys just have something between you two
01:10:18I've seen guys come in and out of her life
01:10:21but I've never seen her be as comfortable and happy as she is when she's with you
01:10:27whatever she's going through, please don't give up on her, Zack
01:10:30just let her work it out
01:10:36I'm sorry if I hurt you, I never meant to do that
01:10:40you didn't
01:10:42I hurt myself
01:10:46I just gotta open my eyes a little wider next time
01:10:53can we maybe, um, hang out, just like be friends and stuff
01:10:59yeah, I don't see why not
01:11:00that'd be good
01:11:02okay
01:11:04goodnight
01:11:05can we hang out right now, maybe like
01:11:07I don't think that would be a very good idea
01:11:08just come in
01:11:09right, yeah
01:11:11no, no, no, no, because we don't understand
01:11:19she wants yellow roses, not red
01:11:21okay, bye
01:11:23hey, sounds like we got here just in time
01:11:25how can we help, man of honor
01:11:27I am so late
01:11:28talk to seven
01:11:29okay, okay, okay
01:11:30I'll be right back
01:11:32hello
01:11:33hello
01:11:35three, two, one
01:11:37my keys
01:11:41three, two, one
01:11:43and picture of Drew's mom
01:11:49I'm gonna follow her
01:11:51make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator
01:11:53and out the front door
01:12:03today's the fixed day
01:12:06okay, so the funny thing about pantyhose is
01:12:09there isn't a tag
01:12:10how do you tell which way is the front?
01:12:13you really can't with these things
01:12:16hi
01:12:17is there a beautiful bride in here?
01:12:19oh, look at you, nice suit
01:12:20oh, shut up, you're the one who looks beautiful, it's your day
01:12:23hey
01:12:24gosh
01:12:25Becca, what the hell are you doing?
01:12:28no, you're not wearing pantyhose, it's hot, take them off
01:12:32no, ridiculous
01:12:33I'm so sorry
01:12:34oh my god, where have you been?
01:12:36we just wanted to make sure everything's set up, you know, perfectly
01:12:38at the reception and the dinner, and it's great
01:12:41wow
01:12:42you look amazing
01:12:44you look like a princess
01:12:55what's wrong?
01:12:56oh, don't cry
01:12:57it's just...
01:12:58I've dreamed about this day my whole life
01:13:01since my first communion, is that weird?
01:13:03no, hun
01:13:04we've all been dreaming about our own weddings
01:13:07now that I'm here, it just doesn't feel right
01:13:11everything will work out as it should
01:13:14the future kind of has a funny way of doing that
01:13:17we just have to wait and see how it all unfolds
01:13:26deep breath
01:13:27yeah, take a deep breath
01:13:35hey
01:13:36oh, wait, picture
01:13:37what, no, no pictures
01:13:39okay
01:13:41oh, you know you love it
01:13:43you like that, huh?
01:13:44what about here?
01:13:44oh, work it, work it
01:13:46I like it
01:13:46you better tag me in all these photos
01:13:48okay, I like it
01:13:49what? oh
01:13:50hey
01:13:51no, seriously, I can't find Drew
01:13:53I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready
01:13:57seven, you ever think about marriage?
01:13:58do I ever think about marriage?
01:14:00to who, you?
01:14:01no, never
01:14:03no
01:14:04do you ever think about, you know, having a family?
01:14:07kids
01:14:08yeah, I mean, I don't want to
01:14:10do you ever think about marrying a guy?
01:14:12maybe
01:14:13if they ever make it legal
01:14:15or if I ever move to Canada
01:14:19right
01:14:20what about you, Dale?
01:14:22do you ever want to get married?
01:14:25excuse me, Dale?
01:14:26hi
01:14:27hi
01:14:27we're gonna close the front doors now
01:14:28uh, can I get a picture, please?
01:14:31uh, sure
01:14:31princess picture pants here
01:14:33she loves taking photos
01:14:34it's their wedding gift
01:14:36especially of hot guys
01:14:37no, I'm just kidding
01:14:39uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it
01:14:42um, are they ready?
01:14:44uh, I think so
01:14:45just give us two seconds
01:14:47okay, I'll go get Drew
01:14:48do one shirtless
01:14:49okay
01:14:52hey, are we ready?
01:14:53no
01:14:54what do you mean no?
01:14:55well, we're waiting on Drew
01:14:56oh, so typical
01:15:15let's go
01:15:16Drew left no explanation with anyone
01:15:20I guess he felt he didn't need to
01:15:21since he never actually asked Joel to marry him in the first place
01:15:25but as difficult and embarrassing as the day was for Jill
01:15:29deep down, I don't think she was surprised
01:15:32you can't push a guy into marriage like that
01:15:34and then expect a happy outcome
01:15:37perhaps at one point, Drew did love her
01:15:41and he just forgot why
01:15:51what now?
01:15:54do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:56honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza
01:15:59how about a double jack on the rocks, huh?
01:16:02uh, excuse me, Jill
01:16:04I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long
01:16:08I'll be there if you need to speak about anything
01:16:10or talk, get things off your mind
01:16:11and I, um, I don't mean to have to do this
01:16:15it's kind of required
01:16:16this is a crisis prevention helpline
01:16:18if you need to talk to somebody about anything
01:16:20and this is, uh, poison control
01:16:22probably might need that, I don't know
01:16:24the good news is we have singles night at Tuesdays down in the basement
01:16:28and we like to dance around
01:16:29it's a lot of fun
01:16:30I'm here to the church, but I dance and look
01:16:33and if anyone has lifestyle changes they might want to reconsider
01:16:36they can just, oh, come to my office
01:16:38thank you, Father
01:16:39you're welcome, thank you, thank you very much
01:16:42it's not him
01:16:46he's gone
01:16:53he's gone
01:16:54let's go see mommy and daddy
01:16:56okay
01:16:58look Katie, it's a bride, it's a bride
01:17:01come on
01:17:04I'm gonna be a bride one day too
01:17:06this is what my dress is gonna look like
01:17:07like it?
01:17:08yes, very pretty
01:17:10thanks
01:17:10today's my first communion
01:17:13hey, my veil's the same as yours
01:17:16oh, you're right
01:17:16it is
01:17:18you're very pretty
01:17:20thank you
01:17:22are you the boy?
01:17:26yes
01:17:26you don't look as pretty as the bride
01:17:29bye, bye
01:17:32story of my life
01:17:35okay
01:17:37come on
01:17:38hey, are you waiting for them?
01:17:40if you give us a ride, I'll make it worth your while
01:17:42listen, Dale, I'm too tired to drive
01:17:44will you drive my car home?
01:17:46seven
01:17:50okay
01:17:53boys
01:17:56Dale
01:17:58catch
01:18:20hey
01:18:21hey
01:18:22hey
01:18:26no more douchebag boyfriends
01:18:28send me relationships
01:18:29and keeping people at an emotional arms length
01:18:34I just wanted to say
01:18:36no wait
01:18:37no wait
01:18:45sure, I'm putting myself at risk again
01:18:48but I'm finally ready to face an uncertain but promising future
01:18:54where you walk with angels
01:18:57where you walk with angels
01:18:59that all surround you
01:19:01you walk with angels
01:19:05wherever you are
01:19:08you walk with angels
01:19:11angels
01:19:13angels
01:19:15wherever you are
01:19:21love
01:19:23love is alive
01:19:24love is alive
01:19:26alive like a newborn child
01:19:28love is a war
01:19:31broken and running wild
01:19:35love is a food
01:19:37am I stealing your hearts tonight?
01:19:52you walk with angels
01:19:57you walk with angels
01:20:02you walk with angels
01:20:02with angels
01:20:03angels
01:20:06wherever you are
01:20:12you walk with angels
01:20:15you walk with angels
01:20:17angels
01:20:18angels
01:20:19wherever you are
01:20:26wherever you are
01:20:29wherever you are
01:20:29Oh, oh, oh, oh
01:20:59Love is a candle that I need forever
01:21:02It burns me to you
01:21:05Your love is what I'm
01:21:10Carries me stronger
01:21:12Pulling me through
01:21:15All that I needed to find
01:21:19It always been right by my side
01:21:24The first time I saw you
01:21:28Something's locked down in the world
01:21:33Not all round stars will make believe
01:21:38But you'll rock me wherever you are
01:21:42I fell in love with a star
01:21:50Your love is the mountain that takes all my troubles
01:21:56And makes them look small
01:21:58Your love is like cotton and one perfect remedy
01:22:05Wait for myself
01:22:07Nothing can keep me away
01:22:12Straight to you is the one step I'll take
01:22:17The first time I saw you
01:22:22So this is all down in the world
01:22:26Thought all round stars will make believe
01:22:31But you'll rock me wherever you are
01:22:35My eyes while I'm seeing
01:22:38My eyes while I'm seeing
01:22:39The love I believe
01:22:40And it's always been right by my side
01:22:44I was stuck in the middle
01:22:47I was stuck in the middle
01:23:13Most rarely single
01:23:14I was stuck in the middle
01:23:23I didn't have a firm
01:23:26But you do want to get a mental
01:23:31you'll rock me wherever you are
01:23:37And you will rock me wherever you are
01:23:42I fall in love with a star.
Comments