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Rivals Season 1 Episode 1 Engsub
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00:00.
00:36This is your captain speaking. Keep your eyes on the board. We're about to go supersonic.
01:00Ah! Ah! Ah!
01:11Did you break the sound barrier?
01:20Sorry, Mr. Camper Black. I didn't know it was you in there.
01:32You can't breathe. Running at a different speed. Your heart beats. Double time. Another kiss.
01:47Enjoying your flight, Rupert?
01:49Tony Battingham.
01:51Do you know B.T. Johnson from The Scorpion?
01:54Oh, no. But I hear great things.
01:56Did the Prime Minister give you permission to fuck a journalist in the on-board toilet?
02:01Lou, Tony, don't be plebeian. B.T.'s ghosting my memoirs. Now I believe in laying one's ghost.
02:07Oh, B.T., what's your angle?
02:09Champion show jumper put out to pasture. Now a powerless backbench politician, casting round for his next hobby.
02:16Never quite achieving the success he once had.
02:20What are you doing in New York? Whoring yourself around advertisers?
02:23You know if you don't start spending some of that fortune you're coining on making decent television, you're going to
02:28lose your business.
02:29Very much in hand. Just recruited a hot-shit young producer.
02:33Who?
02:33Mm. Cameron Cook.
02:36Never heard of him.
02:38You were. Desperate to work for Carinium. Bit my hand off in place.
02:43Hope it didn't bleed on your nice suit.
02:47Maybe when we head back, too.
02:58Oh, my God!
03:05Come on!
03:06Wow, thank you, everyone!
03:06Oh, my God!
03:08Oh, my God!
03:11Oh, my God!
03:12Oh!
03:12Oh, my God!
04:16Thank you. Ready to go again.
04:19He can say gay sex is loveless rutting, but I can't make a small comment about the government.
04:23BBC editorial policy, Declan.
04:25Sorry, Deputy Prime Minister.
04:27We're going again.
04:28Cue Declan.
04:32Mr Stratton, yourself and Mrs Stratton have been married, what, 15 years?
04:3715 in April.
04:38Yeah, three children, a wife, a mistress, and an all-consuming job.
04:42It must be difficult to juggle everything.
04:46What?
04:47Although your wife, Winifred, has been staying at her family's Pimbleco apartment,
04:50which must have made it easier for you to spend time with your, uh, 29-year-old secretary,
04:57Miss Sarah Price, who proudly told our researchers that you have the girth and stamina to compete
05:02with any championship racehorse.
05:04Is that a fair comment to make, sir?
05:05I, uh, well, the...
05:07CUT!
05:08CUT!
05:08I would look to your own glass house, Deputy Prime Minister,
05:11before you start throwing rocks at others.
05:13Look, Declan, if we could just do another take without the slant.
05:15Fuck off, Alistair!
05:17Fuck!
05:18Fuck!
05:20Fuck!
05:24Fuck!
05:25Fuck!
05:26Who's this?
05:26Fuck!
05:29Fuck!
05:30Fuck!
05:32Fuck!
05:33Fuck!
05:34Fuck!
05:35Fuck!
05:35Fuck!
05:36Fuck!
05:36Fuck!
05:37Fuck!
05:40Fuck!
05:48I don't know whose bloomers are more of a twist tonight, aren't it?
05:51Or the Prime Minister's.
05:52We both know that the BBC won't show tonight's episode.
05:55I've said it before, Lord Bandingham, I'm happy here.
05:58And I'm not interested in commercial television.
06:01PHONE RINGS
06:01Oh.
06:04PHONE RINGS
06:05Director-General calling, save me the naughty boy.
06:11PHONE RINGS
06:12PHONE RINGS
06:14PHONE RINGS
06:17PHONE RINGS
06:19I'm offering you freedom.
06:22I saw your interview with Reagan.
06:24I bet they hacked out some corkers.
06:27We'd put you out live.
06:31Live?
06:32Complete editorial control.
06:35The skew of the bastards on air is halfway around the world
06:37before anyone's got a chance to complain.
06:40The satellite's coming.
06:42We're going global.
06:44It's exciting.
06:47You're stuck here with a load of librarians.
06:51When you could be an astronaut.
06:58I'd have to persuade Maud.
07:02Massive house from the country, she'd love it.
07:04It's a Wicklow man like you, doing it in Fulham.
07:07Dodging litter and dog shit.
07:08Come to that, Coswolds.
07:11Even I have to win sometimes.
07:12How fucking pretty the place is.
07:20A little signing bonus.
07:22Declan, come on.
07:23You're being paid peanuts to get bloodless interviews with one hand tied behind your back.
07:29It's the golden age of television.
07:32You're missing the game.
07:57I've got to have a shot.
08:01Cause what you got is all so sweet
08:04You gotta make it hot
08:09Like a boy I need to repeat
08:13Give me all your lovin'
08:16All your hugs and kisses to me
08:21Give me all your lovin'
08:24Don't let up until we leave
08:29You gotta whip it up
08:33And hit me like a ton of lead
08:37If I blow my tongue
08:40Daddy's hand
08:41Will you let it fall in your head
08:45Give me all your lovin'
08:48All your hugs and kisses to me
08:53Give me all your lovin'
08:56Don't let up until we leave
09:05Hello, darling
09:06How was your day?
09:07Extremely successful
09:09Sorry I landed on you again
09:10Yes, we do have other lovin'
09:18Yes, we do have other lovin'
09:45Here we are, girls.
09:47The Priory.
09:50Caitlin, we're here.
09:51What?
09:52We're here, we're here, look.
09:53We're here.
09:59Oh, my God.
10:22Exciting things are going to happen to us in a place like this.
10:24Amazing.
10:27Rachel, no.
10:28That's the best room.
10:30The prettiest prison I ever saw.
10:32Oh, my God.
11:03Oh, my God.
11:08Jehovah's Witness.
11:09Oh, fuck, she's seen us.
11:12Oh, you'll have to go down.
11:13What?
11:13Why me?
11:14I'm on the lookout.
11:15What?
11:15For him.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:16It's in the car from the underground.
11:18If you look some real hot.
11:19Soviet officials have announced that 79 bodies have been recovered and nearly 320 people are missing after Soviet cruise ship
11:28sank from the dead.
11:29Door!
11:29Oh, my God.
11:31Hello.
11:32I just wanted to welcome you to...
11:33Oh, Dad, it's a big...
11:34Sorry.
11:34Oh, no.
11:35No, thank you.
11:37We're not on the best of terms with Jehovah in this house.
11:40Taggy, just shut the door.
11:41Oh, it's not mine.
11:42I found it on a lawn.
11:44New English.
11:45Um...
11:45Is it the New English Bible?
11:47Yes.
11:48Daddy says it's a literary abomination.
11:49He must have thrown it out the window.
11:51I'm Lizzie.
11:52I live down the valley.
11:54I bought you a bottle and some eggs.
11:56We'll open this now.
11:58Okay.
11:59Come on in.
12:01We haven't found the wine glasses yet.
12:04Tell us the second post here.
12:06Oh, there isn't a second post.
12:08Taggy lost her virginity this summer to one of her son Patrick's university friends.
12:12He's in the south of France right now and not writing many postcards.
12:16Oh, it must be so lonely for Rupert now he's not showjumping.
12:19And the only thing that persuaded Caitlin to leave all her friends in London
12:22was the thought of living opposite Rupert Campbell Black.
12:25I want him to ravish me.
12:27He's a middle-aged MP, Caitlin.
12:29Well, I'm so cross.
12:30I'm off to boarding school and won't get a first crack at him.
12:32He's bountiful for taggy.
12:33Or even Mummy.
12:34How well do you know him?
12:36Oh, I'm not sure anyone really knows Rupert.
12:39But we're friends.
12:40So not carnally, then.
12:41I'm one of the few women around here who hasn't been ravished by Rupert.
12:45Is your husband, fiercely protective?
12:47Mm-hmm.
12:49Oh, that's my novel.
12:52I wrote it.
12:53Have you read it?
12:54Oh, no, Taggy doesn't read.
12:56She's dyslexic.
12:57For a long time we thought she was retarded.
12:59Oh, he took what he wanted.
13:01I loved this.
13:03Talk about getting ravished.
13:05Isn't there a very naughty bit with some duck leaves?
13:09Oh.
13:13Yeah, the fight is quite old.
13:15Have you got another one coming out?
13:16Well, what with the children and my husband, I don't find much time to write nowadays.
13:20I need a shirt and some fucking socks.
13:25Oh.
13:26Daddy, that's Lizzie.
13:26I live just down the valley.
13:28She writes dirty books.
13:29Nice to meet you, Caitlin.
13:30You're wearing my socks.
13:31Well, they're warmer than tight.
13:32Sorry.
13:33Still unpacking them.
13:34Thanks, love.
13:34How easy is it to find help, aren't you?
13:36We are not forking out for a cleaner.
13:39Well, stealing a woman's help around here is worse than stealing her husband.
13:42What if you stole both?
13:47That's Grant, Tag.
13:49Right.
13:49I am going to buy 30 pairs of socks in such a disgusting colour that none of you will ever
13:54pinch them again.
13:55Nice to meet you, Lizzie.
13:56Good luck, Daddy.
13:57Give them help.
13:58All right, let's get smashed.
14:00Whew.
14:01Welcome to Ratcha.
14:13A man walks down the street, he says, why am I soft in the middle now?
14:17Why am I soft in the middle?
14:18The rest of my life is so hard.
14:21I need a photo opportunity.
14:22I want a shot of redemption.
14:24Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.
14:28Bone-digger, bone-digger.
14:29Get these months away from me, you know.
14:31I don't find this stuff on music anymore.
14:35If you be my bodyguard, I can be your long-winded crowd.
14:42I can call you Betty.
14:44Betty, when you call me, you can call me out.
14:50A man walks down the street, he says, why am I short of attention?
14:54Got a short little span of attention.
14:56And all my nights are so long.
14:58Where's my wife and family?
14:59What if I die here?
15:01Who'll be my role model?
15:03Now that my role model is gone, gone.
15:07If you duck back down the alley, we'll saw my roly-poly little bat-faced girl.
15:12All along, along, there were incidents and accidents.
15:16There were hints and allegations.
15:20If you'd be my bodyguard.
15:38I saw him in Pensken.
15:44I think he looks a lot older in the flesh.
15:45Thank you, Deirdre.
15:46Who's producing them?
15:47Cameron.
15:47It's factual, not drama.
15:49Why does Cameron get all the good stuff?
15:50I really can't think.
15:53Declan, how much are they paying you?
15:55Why'd you leave the BBC, Declan?
15:56Come on, Declan, give us a spot.
15:57All right, all right.
15:58Thanks, lads.
15:59That's your life.
16:00Give me the frock out of it.
16:01This way?
16:01Yeah.
16:01You've got the paddy among the pigeons, haven't you?
16:04Who says no blacks, no Irish?
16:05I'm a one-man equal opportunities revolution, Ginger.
16:12I'm a journalist, not a celebrity.
16:14I ask the questions.
16:20Where the fuck is this Cameron guy I'm supposed to report it?
16:24Jesus, you don't just ambush someone.
16:27I'm a serious fucking journalist.
16:29I don't discuss my career with the scorpion.
16:32Shit, sure.
16:36Come in.
16:43Where is he?
16:47Take a seat, Declan.
16:51What, you're...
16:52Cameron Cook.
16:55You were expecting a man, possibly queer,
16:58which you would have endured, but certainly not a woman,
17:00and God forbid, a black one.
17:02I thought you were a publicity girl.
17:04No, I'm a producery woman.
17:06Listen, I'm not...
17:07Prejudice?
17:07Of course not.
17:08You're an asshole to everyone.
17:10This isn't going to work, Tony.
17:12It's not a chat show.
17:13It's a serious program.
17:15I want to produce a serious program, too,
17:16but there are ways of running the audience...
17:17Oh, we're cutting up on a sofa with cushions.
17:19You've seen the set design, then.
17:20I know my audience, Tony.
17:23A fucking sofa!
17:24You might listen to Cameron.
17:26NBC howled when I poached her.
17:27Oh.
17:29Do you know Charles Fairbairn, controller of programs?
17:31Oh.
17:31Declan.
17:33We knew each other at the beam.
17:34Hey, look, um...
17:35Fatter.
17:36I don't miss the canteen at the BBC, darling.
17:39And Gingerbread, head of operations.
17:43I'm sorry, Tony.
17:44I produce myself.
17:46I've got Johnny Friedlander flying over for your first interview.
17:49Johnny Friedlander, the film star.
17:50No, Johnny Friedlander, my Dennis.
17:52I don't interview actors.
17:54Friedlander doesn't give interviews.
17:55Not since the sex tape.
17:56They're saying he could be the next Bond.
17:58They'll have trouble replacing Roger.
18:00I've been speaking to Jackie Kennedy.
18:02She'll just blabber on about her old boring publishing job.
18:04No, she wants to talk about life as a single American woman, actually.
18:08You could learn something, Cameron.
18:10Look, you two lock horns if it turns you on, but don't forget.
18:13I hired you both because you can get ratings,
18:15so let's pull together and get them, yes?
18:17The BBC have put top of the pops against us in the schedule.
18:21So you need to be more popular than Jimmy Savile.
18:23Johnny Friedlander is a global mega-star
18:25and he hasn't given an interview in five years.
18:26People will watch this.
18:28Book Jackie for the next one.
18:36Okay, fine.
18:39But I do my own research.
18:42And no fucking sofa!
18:45Give him whatever fucking furniture he wants, all right?
18:48We all know it's not about the sofa.
18:49I don't need this shit, Tony.
18:50You brought me here to produce drama, not a chat show.
18:53I brought you here to be the cleverest person in the building
18:56and terrify the rest of them into pulling their socks up.
18:58So far, so good, you're a lion in a petting zoo.
19:00But we need big game like Declan to convince the IBA to renew our contract.
19:05We lose the franchise, there won't be any drama to produce.
19:07You'll be on the next boat back.
19:11I didn't come here on a boat.
19:13Forgive me, semantics.
19:14I flew here on fucking Concord.
19:17I paid for the ticket.
19:20Worth every penny.
19:39It's gorgeous.
19:40Yes.
19:41There are badger's heads up at the top there.
19:44And in spring, the bluebells flamed between the beach trees like little funts and burners.
19:51Sorry, I sound like an estate agent.
19:53I just can't believe this is all ours.
19:54Well, only to the bottom of the wood.
19:56And then Rupert will have you for trespassing.
19:58Ah, thank you for walking me back.
20:03I'm really quite pissed.
20:08It's like Rupert's back home.
20:11Caitlin will be scaling the wall.
20:12Ah, Caitlin's all talk.
20:14She's sworn off and married until she's at least 35.
20:17I've got too much to do, she says.
20:19And you?
20:21With parents like yours, you must have big plans.
20:24Oh.
20:25I'd like to be a cook.
20:26Oh.
20:26Following recipes and writing things down, I, um,
20:29don't know what to do with myself, really.
20:31How old are you?
20:3219?
20:3220.
20:34Your whole life ahead of you.
20:37It's 1986.
20:39You can have whatever you want.
20:42So Cosmo tells us.
20:48Back into battle.
20:50How many children do you have?
20:52Two.
20:53Three, counting my husband.
20:55He works for Coelium too.
20:56Yeah, you didn't say.
20:57I talk about my husband as little as possible.
21:00He does enough of that himself.
21:02Oh.
21:15Hello?
21:17What's going on?
21:34Oh, my God.
21:35There's fire.
21:37Oh, there's fire!
21:38Ah!
21:38Oh!
21:49Oh, come on.
21:52Ah!
21:52Ah!
21:53Ah!
21:54Ah!
21:55Ah!
21:57Ah!
21:59Ah!
22:04Ah!
22:06Ah!
22:06Ah!
22:06Ah!
22:07Ah!
22:13Fire!
22:17Fire!
22:19Fire!
22:20Fire!
22:20I got fire!
22:21Tenfold, potentially six inches over the line.
22:24Well, you can't fold, then. You're at ten inches over the line.
22:30Damn!
22:33Let me show you, darling.
22:36Your fields are on fire.
22:40And it's the quickest way to get rid of the stubble after the harvest?
22:43Could you...
22:45So you separated them on purpose?
22:47Sorry.
22:49Who the fuck are you and why are you here?
22:51What about the animals? The rabbits and voles and birds?
22:53Yes, and the lovely ickle earwigs. Should I stop ploughing my fields because it's cruel to wood lice?
22:57You're murdering them.
22:58Do you want me to give them a state funeral?
23:03What the hell?
23:04I called the fire brigade.
23:09Get off my land before I call the police as well and take that brute back to its pigsty!
23:16You are! Utterly!
23:18A...
23:18A...
23:20A...
23:21A...
23:21A...
23:22Apparent!
23:28I was born an original sinner. I was born from original sin. And if I had a dollar bill for
23:39all the things I've done, there'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin.
23:43Ladies and gentlemen, you ordered a full-bodied Argentine.
23:46And the wine, Basil.
23:47Yes. Have you tried this one before? It's very, very nice. I'm assuming we're on expenses.
23:53Baz enjoys helping you spend corinneal money.
23:56I do.
23:57Oh!
23:58Oh!
23:59Now, I must say, I loved your coverage of the royal wedding, Charles.
24:03Thank you, Baz.
24:04Andrew and Fergie are a modern-day fairytale.
24:06Well, you know what they say about Regis.
24:08Enjoy, chaps.
24:10That's Tony's brother?
24:12Half-brother.
24:12He got a good half.
24:14The mother had a scandalous fling with an Argentinian polo player.
24:18Basil was the result.
24:20Baz was always the favourite with Daddy, despite his dubious origins, and poor Tony just never managed to catch up.
24:27Is he all a grudge?
24:28Tony, darling, he cultivates them like rare orcas. Artists. Tony cultivates artists.
24:34You're in safe hands. We're so lucky to have such a strong leader at the helm.
24:38Hello, Archie. I'll have the liver and marmalade and radicchio salad.
24:46And for you, sir?
24:47Steak. Still mooing.
24:57Tony's son. Working here for the summer holidays, teaching his children the value of money.
25:03And tell me, is Cameron Cook as big a bitch as she seems?
25:07She is a genius.
25:12So we ripped up the treatment, aged all the characters down ten years, and gave them some desire.
25:18The men were all dickless.
25:20So I said to Tony, our audience wants to fantasize about being banged over the sink while doing the dishes.
25:26And Four Men Went to Mow is now the top-rated network drama of the year.
25:31Looking good, boys.
25:32I smell like Sunday lunch.
25:34You look delicious.
25:35Everybody, this is Lady Gosling, chairwoman of the Independent Broadcasting Authority.
25:39Best behavior, everyone.
25:41And this is the Declan set?
25:44Yes, very impressive.
25:45You're rather impressive, aren't you?
25:48Where did Tony find you?
25:50New York.
25:50Oh, August 26th, 1970.
25:54I marched with Gloria Steinem on the women's strike for equality.
25:58My mom was on that march.
26:01Don't iron while the strike is hot.
26:04I think you'll be pleased with the efforts we've made to address your concerns.
26:07I am not your Barbie doll.
26:11And Declan O'Hara's presence on the Carinium team, it just nudges that political dial leftwards.
26:16And the board.
26:17If you want to hang on to your franchise, then Carinium's board needs strengthening.
26:21Well...
26:22Have you thought of Rupert Campbell Black?
26:26Rupert's presence would give you legitimacy, Anthony.
26:29I don't like taking people's franchises away, but Rupert would give Carinium real sparkle.
26:35I want to be convinced that I'm backing the right horse.
26:39Tell me more about your mother.
26:42My mother's into fallacies.
26:43Really?
26:51I mean, they don't tell you when you leave the BBC.
26:55Yes, there's a lot more money in independent television,
26:58but you're going up against 14 other regional companies just like you.
27:02And then there's franchise renewal.
27:05But that's, what, once every five years?
27:07Yeah, but the anxiety is constant.
27:09Because some other company can just waltz in and take your franchise away.
27:13We may not have had biscuits at the BBC, but all we had to do was make television.
27:18Do you think I made the wrong move?
27:20Oh, no.
27:21Granada have Coronation Street.
27:23LWT has Blind Date.
27:25Carinium now has you.
27:27You're the golden goose, darling.
27:28Take it back.
27:29An attorney fucking fatted you up.
27:34The foie gras is behind here, by the way.
27:38The pot is going to be on fire.
27:52You're good at home.
27:56It's also going to be on fire.
28:00You're good at home, but you're not.
28:02You're not going to be on fire.
28:02I'm afraid that's not happening.
28:03The pot is going to be on fire.
28:03What?
28:04The pot is going to be on fire.
28:04Do we have to go to the power?
28:05Oh, you've already met Rupert. It's not fair.
28:08He saw his willy.
28:10He's vile.
28:11Oh, that journalist is so lucky to be shagging him.
28:15What are you looking for?
28:16Oh, the bright blue mini.
28:20Do you think it's gonna happen again?
28:22What?
28:23Mummy.
28:28Now we're here, I quite want to stay.
28:30Taggy!
28:32Oh, let's go!
28:36What?
28:37You're wearing Taggy's dress?
28:39Uh, I wore this to Bono's Christmas party.
28:41It was mine then too.
28:42Oh, you're so touchy these days.
28:44Look, we are going to go and meet the most wonderful people this afternoon.
28:48I'm excited.
28:52Leaving London's going to be good for her and Daddy, isn't it?
28:56It will be.
28:58I'll be okay. I promise.
29:07I'll be okay.
29:16Vernon will meet me when the poet lands.
29:20Keys to the MG will be in his hands.
29:24Adjust to the driving, and I'm on my way.
29:29It's all on the right side of Montego Bay
29:33Sing out, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
29:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
29:42Come sing me love
29:44Come sing me Montego Bay
29:48Well done, darling. Great turnout again, I must say.
29:53As I've told them to up the proportion of orange juice in the Bucksville
29:57Don't have one plastered like last year
30:01So, which one is what you want for your board?
30:03Is it the electronics millionaire chap?
30:05Freddie Jones. Over there with a touch
30:09I'll get him onto satellite technology
30:11You can ask her if she's made any friends in the area, yeah
30:13She's opened a boutique in Conchester
30:15So, you should offer to pop in and buy something
30:20Hmm
30:22Is Miss Cook coming?
30:25Couldn't drag her away from the studio
30:28Declan goes live in a matter of days
30:30And here's our star
30:36Ah
30:38Even more beautiful in the flesh, Mrs. O'Hara
30:40Thank you
30:41Declan
30:42Tony
30:43We're so glad you're here
30:44Everyone's dying to meet some new people
30:46We're all very bored of each other
30:48The Maud O'Hara
30:50My favourite actress
30:51Bess
30:52The better baddie
30:54If you say so
30:55So please you can make it, Basil
30:57Declan, let me show you after some board members
30:59Why don't we get you a drink
31:01You were wonderful as Lady Macbeth
31:17Girl, I'm going to Lord B's party
31:19I turned Tony down, not my kind of crowd
31:21Is that the only reason?
31:25What other reason would there be?
31:29I want your opinion
31:30I'm not paid to have opinions
31:33Now I agreed to ditch the sofa
31:35But why a desk?
31:35It's not a news anchor
31:37Perhaps he wants to hide behind it
31:39Huh
31:40It's not because he hasn't got good legs
31:42I've looked
31:47Steve, move the desk off the set for a minute
31:49Declan asked for the desk
31:50Yeah, I want to see it without the desk
31:51It's just we built the desk
31:52I'm not telling you to burn a damn thing
31:54I'm telling you to move it so I can see the set
31:55Can you do that?
31:56Alright, keep your wig going
31:59That's funny
32:00You know what isn't funny?
32:03Looking for another fucking job
32:15It's better
32:16See?
32:17It's better
32:28Oh, Rupert's arrived
32:34Really?
32:35That's Gerald
32:36Rupert's aide
32:37We go way back
32:41Where's your gorgeous Lord of Martha?
32:43He's not here
32:44Damn it
32:45I have a pile of papers for him to sign
32:46And I can only pin him down at parties
32:48You can pin me down later if you like
32:54Well, overall, thank you
32:56Actually, I think I might just
33:00Lizzie
33:02Lizzie
33:02Um, I think the mum wants you
33:06He doesn't want me
33:07That's my husband
33:10That's all
33:30Thank you, darling
33:32I feel like I should be reading the news
33:35Fortunately, we have the wonderful James Verica to do that instead
33:38Thank you
33:38Thank you
33:39Now, I won't keep it from your lunch
33:42But I'm very glad to have you all here
33:43To celebrate Carinium's newest star with me
33:47Ladies and gentlemen
33:48Declan O'Hara
33:55Declan joins Carinium, of course, on the crest of a wave
33:58Wonderful ratings for our prestige drama Four Men Went to Mow
34:02Who knew arable farming could be so sexy
34:07And with revenue from our sales to America
34:10We are confident that this is going to be our most successful autumn ever
34:26Oh, my God, it's him
34:27So sorry, sorry
34:30Didn't mean to steal your thunder
34:31No fire engines with you today
34:36Um, please, uh, go on to your speech
34:39Oh, hello, darling
34:40Hello
34:41Um, but Declan, you are undoubtedly the jewel in the Carinium crown
34:48And I know everyone here joins me in welcoming you
34:51Your wife, Maud
34:52And your daughter, Agatha
34:54To our Cotchester family
34:56Declan O'Hara, ladies and gentlemen
35:06Lunch, everybody
35:07Good lunch
35:08Thank you
35:34Look at all this, all this food
35:40People are always saying
35:42You should write a book, Mrs. Jones
35:43You've led such a fascinating life
35:45How funny
35:46People are always telling me I should open a shop
35:51So, where have you moved to?
35:53Witcher, Green Lawns
35:54It's a lovely house now
35:55We've added the extension and double-glazed over those draughty old windows
35:58Those Victorians must have worn a lot of jumpers
36:01Oh, very good
36:03But the only house I know around there is Bottom Hollow Court
36:06You know, Green Lawns sounded so much prettier
36:08Especially now we've landscaped the garden
36:10No, tatties, Fred Fred
36:15Lord Baddingham is wooing my Fred Fred for his board
36:18I'm encouraging him to get more cultured
36:21We could do with a few more caring wives at Carinium, Mrs. Jones
36:24Oh, please
36:26Call me Mousy
36:28All of my friends do
36:29Shall we go and find somewhere to perch?
36:31Let's, Mousy
36:34Do move on to something soft, darling
36:35We don't want the hump ball again
36:37I do so enjoy your coffee
36:42My husband tells me you're one of the most powerful men in England
36:47Yeah, I suppose I am
36:48And I expect you're allowed a few potatoes
36:53One potato, two potato, three
36:56Shall we find my booze?
37:01Hello, Duncan
37:03I'll see you later
37:05We were all so surprised when you left the BBC for Carinium
37:09Do you miss your integrity?
37:10Or do you feel lighter without it?
37:13What was it the private eye called you?
37:15The first not quite a lady of Fleet Street, was it?
37:23Dag?
37:24See my mother around
37:25No, I don't
37:30I've met a few athletes in my time
37:31They always get what they want
37:33And what do we want?
37:35To win
37:36Well, sadly, I'm not sure of jumping anymore
37:39Well, you're still athletic
37:43You're certainly too disturbing to be living across the valley
37:46Ah, there you are
37:53Finally
37:55Sure guy himself
37:57Mr. Cumberblack
37:59Getting to know the neighbours
38:00Huh
38:02Taggy, have you met Rupert?
38:05No, I think I'd remember
38:07Agatha, that's my daughter
38:09Taggy
38:11I hear you did a hatchet job on Paul Stratton
38:14That I'd have loved to see
38:15Mmm
38:20She make a dent in Tony's whisky collection
38:25Why not?
38:41Are you hiding again?
38:43No, they're just at the end of Das Rheingold
38:45I need you out there with me
38:47Bloody Rupert
38:48I want to get this over with
38:49No, come here
38:54I can't believe I'm going to him for legitimacy
38:57All he did for his status was to be born into it
38:59It's just social currency, darling
39:00It's the way the world works
39:02Public school, why?
39:03Well, shall we send Archie to a comprehensive
39:04and save on the school fees?
39:07He'll only make you feel inferior
39:09if you give him permission
39:10Now, deep breath
39:12Shoulders back
39:14Good boy
39:19Working the weekend?
39:20I hope Tony's paying you handsomely, Ginger
39:23Come on, dogs
39:26Took some digging
39:27but I found these
39:28I think you'll enjoy them
39:29It's a little Declan O'Hara insurance
39:32Oops
39:33Ooh
39:57Peaceful is the country that is strongly armed
40:00Oh, Baddingham family motto
40:04Circa 1972
40:10Lord Pop Pop, Tony's father
40:13made his millions in munitions during the war
40:15That's why Tony married Lady Monica of the Glen
40:18He had Daddy's cash
40:21Monmon had the house
40:22and what Tony wants most of all
40:24Class
40:28And why are the English so obsessed with class?
40:32Moni
40:32Declan?
40:33I was only asking Mr. Cumberblock a question, Lord
40:37Rupert
40:38You've met Declan, then?
40:39Anyone want another drink?
40:40Oh!
40:41You found one?
40:43Hmm
40:44It's Jason Scorch
40:45Did Monica choose it?
40:46Ha, ha, ha, ha
40:48Ignore us
40:49Our families go back a long way
40:51Not that far
40:53Listen
40:54Can I have a word, Rupert, in private?
40:56A business proposition
40:57Well, we're all friends here
40:59Nothing you could say to me that dear Morty shouldn't hear?
41:02I am not drinking sherry with the wives while the men have all the fun
41:06No, you want to be here when Tony asks me to be on his board
41:17Well, all right
41:20It's a lucrative game, I thought you wanted
41:23It's so hard to take you seriously, Tony
41:25You just always sound like you're playing Monopoly
41:27Ha!
41:30The answer's no
41:31Lady Gosling thinks I can give you some class
41:34Help you keep your franchise
41:35But I'm not using my family name
41:37So you can buy yourself a bigger helicopter
41:40Mm-mm
41:42Uh, Tony
41:43Paul Stratton's here
41:44Ah!
41:46Ha, ha
41:48Sorry we're late, everyone
41:50Bit of trouble getting out of bed, actually
41:52Yeah, you know what newlyweds are like
41:55Oh, mind yourself in those jeans
41:57You bend over here, eyes will pop out
41:58And the new Mrs. Stratton
42:01Now, you are a very welcome upgrade
42:04Well done, Paul
42:08Do you know Declan O'Hara?
42:09Oh, yes
42:10Yeah
42:10You did us all a favour, actually, Mr. O'Hara
42:12Good to get everything out in the open
42:15We're insanely happy
42:16Aren't we, Paul?
42:17I'm a new man
42:23Excuse me
42:41I heard about you catching Campbell Black playing tennis in the Noddy
42:47That's enough to upset anyone
42:48Who knows about that?
42:51Well, the whole valet knows about the fire engines
42:56And I know who the mystery woman was now
42:59Don't I?
43:13Thank you
43:52You know you're dancing with the devil, don't you?
43:55Says the man who works for Thatcher.
43:58Let's hope he's got rhythm.
44:17Oh, incoming.
44:23You bastard!
44:26You've been shagging Sarah Stratton too.
44:34It was only tennis.
44:36Oh, Jesus.
45:04Oh, my God.
45:19Beatty, darling!
45:21I'm going to ruin you.
45:37I'm so sorry.
45:42I wouldn't mind, but that's my car.
45:57So it's Rupert now, is it?
45:59It was a conversation. I was conversing.
46:01You were all over him.
46:02Oh, now I can't even talk to a man without you assuming that I'm after him.
46:06Oh, grow up.
46:07God, I didn't ask to come here.
46:09You're the one that took the cheque and just sold us all out.
46:11Yeah, Maude, it's a horrible house and you live a terrible life.
46:14Well, these are our people now.
46:16Oh, my God, they're all horses and dogs and houses and cars
46:19and who's got the longest fucking driveway?
46:22Oh, my God, the men are all desperate to ride anything
46:25as long as they're not married to it.
46:26The wives, Jesus, they haven't had an orgasm since pony club camp.
46:32Oh, my God.
46:37Oh, my God.
46:38That's an odd horse, is it?
46:43Everyone was looking at you.
46:45Huh?
46:47And did you like that?
46:50Oh, God.
46:50How much?
46:51How much?
46:52How much is it like that?
46:54Tell me.
46:56Yeah, Lord.
46:57Oh, my God.
47:01Oh, my God.
47:07Oh, my God.
47:09Oh, my God.
47:10Oh, my God.
47:19Oh, my God.
47:48I'll find you next time.
48:20Yes.
48:23No, it was, er, a buffet table.
48:31Of course, see you at 9am.
48:34You have a good evening, Prime Minister.
48:42Come on, dogs.
48:44Daddy's in trouble again.
49:03Mummy and Daddy are clearly back on track.
49:06Was Rupert there?
49:07Yeah, I think so.
49:19As she gazed at the O'Caseys with their burnished bohemian beauty, entering this world of unbridled passion, she worried.
49:29Little did Dermot O'Casey know that he had brought his family into the wild.
49:34Into a world of untamable beasts, giving in to their basest needs.
49:48Hungry for sex.
49:55Hungry for status.
50:00Hungry for love.
50:10Hungry for power.
50:12You know, Campbell Black is finished after today.
50:15Hungry for comfort.
50:16Are you coming to bed?
50:18You had better be stopped while I'm naked and I'll get through there.
50:24Good dog.
50:25Good dog.
50:26Slide up.
50:34My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
50:45I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough,
50:53I just can't get enough.
50:54Because as seductive as his predators might be, one should always beware of being eaten.
51:13My ass!
51:25This is a surprise.
51:27The Prime Minister wasn't thrilled about seeing her Minister's private lives splashed all over the papers.
51:32Paul Stratton's been shuffled to the back benches.
51:35Oh dear, have you lost your job?
51:37No, not at all.
51:38No, no, Mrs. Thatcher's given me a promotion.
51:41I'm her new Minister for Sport, so...
51:46I couldn't have done it without you.
51:49You had to come all this way to tell me that?
51:53I want you to keep your grubby little nose out of my affairs.
51:58Maggie will see through you soon enough, you overprivileged cunt.
52:07I have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
52:18I have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
52:27I have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
52:27I have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
52:27I have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
52:28I have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
52:31I have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
52:37I have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
52:39Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
52:47-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
52:54-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
52:58-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
52:58-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
52:58-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
53:08You
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