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Rivals Season 1 Episode 4 Engsub
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00:28The End
00:36I haven't eaten since we last met.
00:39Really?
00:40You still have all my silverware.
00:42Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:44It's all right.
00:45Needed to lose the Christmas weight?
00:46I've just been so busy since New Year's Eve.
00:48Oh, good.
00:49I'm glad you deserve to be.
00:52Catering at the Birmingham Pheasant Shoe next Saturday.
00:55You be there?
00:56Sadly not.
00:57I haven't had an invitation to the falconry
00:59since I introduced Paul Stratton to Monica's buffet table.
01:02A real shame on this occasion,
01:04as I hear the food will be excellent.
01:06And there's me thinking the weight of a man's heart
01:08is in his trousers.
01:10Am I interrupting?
01:12No, Daddy.
01:12We borrowed his cutlery for the party.
01:14Well, then we should return it.
01:25Don't ever tell me how much I enjoy your shower.
01:28Thrilling stuff.
01:30Once you get your teeth into someone,
01:31you don't let go, do you?
01:32If you're such a fan, why don't you come on?
01:34You'd make a great guest.
01:37I promise to be gentle.
01:39Uh-huh.
01:44Unfortunately, the only evening I've got free
01:46in the near future is Valentine's Day,
01:48and I doubt it'll stay that way for long.
01:52Sorry to disappoint our chap.
01:54Here we are, Rupert.
01:58Rupert.
01:59Huh?
02:01Thanks, Ty.
02:05My...
02:15Cunt.
02:20That's all we've got time for tonight.
02:21I'm sure our audience misses seeing you
02:23each weekend night, Ryder.
02:25Still, at least you're not playing second film to a talking car anymore.
02:39Time to wrap it up, Declan?
02:40He's got ten seconds left.
02:44Before we go, I would also like to mention that a special edition of our show
02:48will now be going out on Valentine's Day
02:50with former Olympic show jumper Mr Rupert Campbell Black MP.
02:53I know that news will come as a surprise and a delight to many.
02:58Until next time, good night.
03:12What the fuck was that?
03:13I thought I told you not to pull this shit anymore.
03:16Jesus, relax, will you?
03:17Relax.
03:18Declan, all his office has to do is release a statement tomorrow morning
03:21saying they don't know what we're talking about
03:23and we look like a bunch of amateurs.
03:25Cameron, be nice to poor Declan.
03:27He's an asshole.
03:28No, he's a genius.
03:30Rupert can't refuse a challenger, does he?
03:33You're both assholes.
03:35All we have to do is wait.
03:37Declan?
03:37Yeah?
03:38Mr Campbell Black is on line one.
03:50Well, isn't the genius going to talk to him?
03:53You can speak to my producer.
03:56Same as anybody else.
04:04This is Cameron Cook.
04:05Mrs. T thinks I should accept the invitation
04:08and take the opportunity to show you media pinkos who's boss.
04:11I'm inclined to agree with her, but I voted for Reagan.
04:14Really?
04:15Good girl.
04:16So, Minister, are you game?
04:19We don't know each other well, Miss Cook,
04:21but I do hope that over the course of our acquaintance
04:24so I might have the opportunity to show you
04:26how very game I am.
04:32Well...
04:33He's in.
04:36He's in.
04:39He's in.
04:57Oh, my God.
05:13Oh, my God.
05:39Don't think you're touching my tits later just like that.
05:42No. Sure.
05:45Ignore my sister.
05:46She's the right bellend.
05:50Before the syphilis reached his brain,
05:51my father used to host seven shoots a year,
05:53and we never started the first drive later than half past nine.
05:56Shush, darling. They're waiting for an electrician, friend.
05:58Oh, yes, the electrician.
06:00He's not an electrician.
06:01Freddie Jones is an electronics mogul.
06:04Today's a celebration of him joining my board.
06:06He's the guest of honor, Henry.
06:07You and your wife are here to make sure he has a jolly nice time, all right?
06:12Oh, he's here.
06:13Oh, fine, then.
06:17Look at that little number.
06:19Yeah, well, as long as he can shoot straight, I couldn't give a fuck.
06:22That's the spirit.
06:25You made it!
06:28Bloody hell, Tom.
06:30Should I chuck a bucket of mud over me motor?
06:32I'm feeling very conspicuous all of a sudden.
06:34Freddie, perfect as you are.
06:36My sweets.
06:40Oh, dear God.
06:41It's Sherlock Ideal Holmes.
06:43Tony, thank you so much for receiving us.
06:46Need to investigate crimes against him.
06:48Come on.
06:48Hello, Barry.
06:49Good to see you.
06:50Pleasure.
06:50Lady Hermione.
06:52So honored to make your acquaintance.
06:55Mrs Jones, I've heard so much about you.
07:00Now, let's get a gun in your hand.
07:02No need.
07:08I brought me home.
07:09Oh.
07:11Marvellous.
07:35You are sure he can shoot, aren't you?
08:05I'm sorry.
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:34So, how long do you spend on a cock?
08:37Er, well, generally speaking, I can finish one off in 15 minutes or less, but my hands
08:42aren't as quick as they used to be.
08:43No.
08:43I'm sure.
08:47Any of you ladies first, you having a go?
08:50Traditionally speaking, Fred, it's the men that shoot.
08:52We ladies are here merely to marvel at your prowess.
08:55I will.
08:57Oh, she was doing it.
08:58She's off.
08:59Oh, right.
09:00Good for you, girl.
09:01So.
09:03There it is.
09:04What handed are you?
09:05Right handed.
09:05You're right handed.
09:06Okay, so just take it.
09:07Take your triggers there.
09:08Save yourself now.
09:11You've got to keep your heart into your shoulder.
09:13Otherwise, you're going to do yourself amissive.
09:14Okay.
09:15Right, okay.
09:16Go on.
09:17End your own time.
09:21Whoa!
09:22Oh, never mind.
09:24Go on, have another go.
09:24Oh, no, no, no, it's fine.
09:27God, look at the state of your hands.
09:29Oh, God.
09:30I hope nobody would notice.
09:32Um, I was fighting with a typewriter ribbon first thing.
09:35Needless to say, the ribbon won.
09:42Oh, no way.
09:44What?
09:51Eh, can we go wrong with some headphones and that's right?
09:52Oh, no.ственно,
09:52we're tight. What?
09:52enough. No roadquiet.
10:09Lord, Lieutenant, hello. Mr. Hampshire, you must visit Green Lawn soon. We would so love to receive you. Do say
10:18you'll come.
10:19Certainly, yes. What a splendid idea. Mrs. Stratton, hello. You must come and visit me at my boutique. I'm all
10:26searching for the right kind of clientele and well. Natural elegance can be so hard to find. Yes, no, I
10:31have been meaning to. You could pick something out for your cranium screen test, couldn't you, darling? Great idea. A
10:36screen test. How exciting. Any idea what he has in mind for you? Oh, he hasn't said, actually. Well, choose
10:42your outfit wisely, Sarah. The camera can be very unforgiving. Even for the most perfect of specimens.
10:48Sure.
10:56Freddie. I thought you hadn't shot before. Turns out you were a natural. Yeah, I was top marksman at Bisley
11:01for two years doing me national service. Oh, I know. Why would I do that? I want to introduce you
11:05to my son. Um, just bear with me now.
11:44Oh, fuck.
11:53Let's flip it away and sort you right out, mate. Just a thought. There are far too many loaded guns
12:00around here today for you to be making comments like that. Now, fuck off before I do something you'll regret.
12:17Oh, toad! Look who's here. Surprise. I hope you don't mind us dropping in.
12:24Of course not. I've shot two dozen pheasant of Jane, a woodcock this morning. Why shouldn't I add a couple
12:29of cuckoos to that tally?
12:32Well, for a start, who wouldn't be able to appear on your chat show?
12:37Why shoot you now when I can wait and have you savaged by an Irish wolfhound?
12:47Ginger! Please show our guests to their pegs for the next drive.
12:51Right. Come along, Lizzie. I can't believe you turned up uninvited.
12:57You don't always have to be invited, Taggy. Good things seldom come to those who wait.
13:12Charles! Oh, hello. I didn't expect to see anybody.
13:16I was researching Campbell Black and needed something for my office.
13:19I never thought I'd see the day when Tony Baddingham met Declan O'Hara doing his dirty work.
13:23I have my own reasons for wanting to take that bastard down.
13:26You know, in different circumstances, you and Rupert could have been friends.
13:29Both complicated, both stubborn. Misunderstood.
13:32Bollocks. What are you doing in a Saturday?
13:36Moving offices ahead of my grand return.
13:40Apparently, my recent coronary episode makes me a medical liability.
13:45Which is why Cameron Cook is now a controller of programmes and I'm...
13:49Head of religious broadcasting.
13:51I can't begrudge her too much.
13:53I mean, the greasy pearl requires its own set of skills.
13:57Hmm.
13:58Especially when the greasy pearl in question lives in Tony Baddingham's trousers.
14:05How's the heart?
14:08Oh, you know...
14:11Broken.
14:14Don't show Tony any weakness, Declan O'Hara.
14:17This is what you get.
14:38I tried to make the slices of water.
14:38You can do it.
14:38I've got two of them.
14:39What are you doing for the next step?
14:40Okay.
14:40I'm sorry.
14:40This is what you get.
14:41I'm so sorry.
14:41How's the big deal here?
14:42I'm so sorry.
14:42I'm so sorry.
14:42How's the big deal?
14:44Because I'm so sorry…
14:48Of course, the big deal is the big deal
14:59Let's go.
15:19What do you think of your first shoot?
15:21How can people murder helpless animals all day for fun?
15:24Says the girl who baked two dozen pork pies for the occasion.
15:27Or do you suppose the pork piggies were hugged to death?
15:29Don't be horrid. I needed the job.
15:31Don't be a hypocrite. Stand up for what you believe in.
15:38Maybe I shouldn't be saying this, but I don't think you should go on Daddy's show.
15:42I'm worried he's going to do something awful.
15:46You'll be fine. Promise.
15:48Oh, smashing spread, Agatha.
15:52I'm hosting at the Beaufort next month, and I wondered if you might do the food.
15:57Oh, that's very kind.
16:02To be honest, I find the whole idea of hunts and shoots utterly objectionable, and I won't
16:10be doing them anymore.
16:11Oh, right.
16:14Careful, Agatha. You're in danger of developing a backbone.
16:18Now, I've got a girl's supper Monday week. I'm going to give you a tinkle.
16:31Come on, Rube. We've got a hot date. It's a dog and trumpet.
16:34Bye, Angel.
17:00I have had the most delightful day. It's so nice.
17:05I've been surprised to have finally found our kind of people.
17:08Sorry, Todd. I've got to get to the office. Trouble with a shipment out of Japan.
17:11Well, you're a true titan of industry, Freddie. Let's talk again soon.
17:15Try and set a date for you to come in and discuss your ideas.
17:17I'll give you a ring on Monday.
17:19Thanks. Bye.
17:26Well done.
17:28I bet you're still there. I'll fetch the brandy glasses.
17:39Oh, Mr. Hampshire, I would so love to receive you.
17:44Oh, well.
17:46Fortunately for you, Mrs. Jones,
17:49hounds aren't the only thing I ride to.
17:53I'm sure a ride with you would be delightful.
17:56Well, what can I say? The likeness is uncanny.
17:58Oh, what about me, Mr. Hampshire? Do I bear resemblance?
18:01Oh, I'm sure he wishes you did.
18:02He'd be bounding down to Greenland
18:05to admire one's topiary balls.
18:09Oh, God!
18:16Sorry, Moussy left her, um...
18:19Oh, no, yeah, sure. I was just, um...
18:21trying them on for size.
18:23You know, I really must get down to Moussy's boutique soon.
18:26Well, look, thanks again for a great time.
18:28Let's talk on Monday.
18:29Absolutely. Let me see you...
18:30No, no, no, you're all right.
18:32I know you're all right.
18:39You're all right.
18:45Now, who'd like a cigar?
18:50It's previous...
18:51Oh, sorry. Very unfortunate.
19:08Ah, how was the shoot?
19:10Well, they killed loads of birds, but they're like my food.
19:14Rupert stopped by.
19:15Oh, Jesus Christ.
19:18Is there no place free of that man?
19:41Cheathing.
19:47Core red-handed.
19:56Why are you in here?
20:01What are you planning on doing to Rupert?
20:04He said he was sorry.
20:05I raised you to be smarter than that.
20:07A story is a story.
20:10It looks like it's all been said before.
20:12No, it hasn't.
20:14He doesn't deserve whatever you have planned for him.
20:16It's called journalism, Tag.
20:18You can call it what you want.
20:21I call it revenge.
20:30So what's this big scoop you've got on Rupert?
20:32The whole office is talking about it.
20:34The magician never reveals his secrets, sir.
20:40The butcher of Carinium, that's a new one.
20:44It's not true, is it?
20:46I mean, I know the show can get a bit confrontational,
20:49but it never rips someone apart for the sake of it.
20:52You're making great television.
20:53And, more importantly, keeping Lord B happy.
21:14Slag.
21:16Lord Battingham's office.
21:19Of course, putting you through.
21:22PHONE RINGS
21:23Freddie Jones for you.
21:29Freddie, how are you?
21:30I can't join your ball, Tony.
21:33Freddie.
21:34I heard everything.
21:36You, Sarah, all of them.
21:39I don't mind people making fun of me.
21:42It's just that nobody makes fun of Mum Valerie.
21:48We all love Mousy.
21:50I hate snobs, Tony.
21:52And you're the worst kind there is,
21:54the client who's forgotten where he came from.
22:10Fred, Fred, I am in such turmoil.
22:13Some young ladies from Carinium were in the boutique earlier today
22:15saying the most ghastly things about Tony Battingham and that plug woman.
22:19I just don't know what I'm going to say to poor Monica.
22:22Then don't say anything.
22:22Oh, I must.
22:23It's too awful.
22:24Mousy, please.
22:25It's got nothing to do with us.
22:29What?
22:35We need it, Freddie!
22:40It was Rupert.
22:42He crashed the chute, ruined the mood.
22:44Don't be such a baby.
22:45You fucked up.
22:50Beg your pardon?
22:52You heard me.
23:00Forget Freddie Jones.
23:02You've got me and Declan, and we've got the highest ratings in the country.
23:14You know, Declan's got a scoop on Rupert.
23:18Apparently it's top secret.
23:20Valentine's Day can't come quickly enough.
23:28Mon Mon.
23:30Ah!
23:32I promise we aren't always shooting things here, Valerie.
23:35But roosting on my hornbeams is a capital offence.
23:38Ha!
23:38Ha!
23:42Dearest Mon Mon, I'm afraid I must relay some rather difficult information to you regarding
23:49Cameron Cork.
23:50Oh, yes?
23:51You see, as the owner of a very popular boutique, one learns about all sorts of goings-on,
23:56and, well, the suggestion is that she might have come by her recent promotion through certain
24:02immodest means, and that perhaps your husband's head was, well, turned.
24:09Well, that's very interesting, Valerie.
24:13I mean, actually, I've no idea whether...
24:14Be substantiated!
24:21No.
24:22You don't.
24:29It can leave one feeling quite alone.
24:33So if ever you wanted to confide in someone...
24:37I'm sure that won't be necessary.
24:39Thank you so much for stopping by.
24:54Good morning, Rutger, and a happy Valentine's Day to all our listeners.
24:59Stay tuned for back-to-back love songs to get you in the romantic mood.
25:03And on television tonight, Declan O'Hara will be interviewing local Casanova, Rupert Campbell Black.
25:09Let's see if Declan gets him to kiss and tell all.
25:16Delivery?
25:17Oh, gosh.
25:19For Mr. Barracker?
25:22Oh.
25:27Thanks.
25:27Bye, darling.
25:28Mustache.
25:29Feel free to pop all this from a pile for me.
25:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:33And I call me, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray.
25:39Darling!
25:39Jane, we can go for dinner any time.
25:43Tonight, I want to watch the Valentine's Day massacre of Rupert Campbell Black.
25:49Well, I'll have finished my screen test for Cotswold Roundup by mid-afternoon,
25:52so you have until then to change your mind.
25:54Okay.
25:58Or what?
25:59You'll hang an open-for-business sign on your dressing room door.
26:06Don't tempt me.
26:32Where have you been?
26:34Just getting some exercise.
26:37Archie, dear.
26:39Your father says he found you on the morning of the shoot,
26:42receiving manual stimulation from an estate worker.
26:48Uh...
26:48Well, darling, look.
26:51Whilst boarding school is undoubtedly a lonely place where certain extracurricular activities are tolerated,
26:57well, at least they were in my day.
26:59Fuck.
26:59Look, I do feel that one should exercise restraint when closer to home.
27:06After all, fraternizing with the staff can only ever lead to pain and humiliation for all concerned.
27:19There are lines one does not cross.
27:22Understood?
27:25Yeah.
27:27Good.
27:33You see, I told you I'd deal with it.
27:35I don't know what I'd do without you.
27:37Well, you might bear that in mind.
27:49Cameron Cook.
27:49I met a lady in the meads, full beautiful, a fairy's child.
27:53Her hair was long, her foot was light, and her eyes were wired.
27:57I set her on my pacing steed, and nothing else saw all day long.
28:00For sidelong would she bend and sing a fairy song.
28:04You know it's customary to some flowers, cheapskate.
28:07Oh, hey, there's nothing cheap about John Keats.
28:09Go try your luck with some dough-out undergrads.
28:11I'm busy.
28:38I believe I asked for coffee sometime next time.
28:41This sanctuary would be fantastic.
28:43You'd think the promotion would make her happy, but she's angrier than ever.
28:48I'll get the coffee.
28:49You get the phone.
28:50James Rourke's phone.
28:52Oh, hello, Deirdre.
28:53Can you tell James I'd like him home for lunch today?
28:56I'm sorry, who's this?
28:58His wife.
29:00Oh, yes.
29:01Right, you are.
29:09What?
29:27This is for you.
29:29It's from Rupert.
29:37Hey, Bert.
29:39How are you?
29:41Dreadful.
29:42So, Freddie Jones lent me this fabulous new sing-along machine, freshly shipped from Japan.
29:47I was supposed to be hosting, and if music be the food of love, karaoke and curry night.
29:53Only now, my chef's off sick.
29:56Well, I could cook a curry for you.
29:58Oh, that's exactly what I hoped you'd say.
30:00Did I just hear I'm getting abandoned on Valentine's night?
30:04You said you were going to watch Daddy's interview with me, Taggy.
30:07Well, come to the bar.
30:09You can watch the interview, and I can watch you.
30:13And thank you, my darling, honestly.
30:15You're really helping me out of a tight spot.
30:16Well, I have a tight spot, too, if you fancy lending a hand.
30:21Come to Bar Sinister tonight, and I'll lend you two.
30:25Oh.
30:34Who was that?
30:35Oh, uh, it was Baz.
30:38He wants Taggy to do some cooking for him.
30:40Good luck tonight.
30:41Thanks, love.
30:43Give him hell.
30:44Oh, I will.
30:47Daddy, please don't do this to Rupert.
30:49Oh, for fuck's sake, Tag.
30:51This is happening whether you like it or not.
30:53Now, go up.
31:12Sarah, you were brilliant.
31:13I've said it before.
31:14The camera loves you.
31:15I was so nervous this morning, and having you there just really put me at ease, you know.
31:18You should see Sarah's screen test camera.
31:20She's really something.
31:23I'd rather watch frogs fucking.
31:26Hey, you can take the girl out of New York.
31:28Well, here he is, man of the moment.
31:31What's this, more dirt on Rupert?
31:32You'll have to find out tonight, I'm afraid.
31:34Scorpion are holding their front page for us tomorrow, so whatever you have, O'Hara, better be good.
31:37What is it?
31:38Hmm.
31:39Drugs?
31:40Underage girls?
31:40God, I'd love to see that smug bastard in Africa.
31:43It's not criminal, but I promise you won't be disappointed.
31:47It'll blindside even him.
31:48God.
31:49He's a shark.
31:51Come on.
32:21Two sugars.
32:22The shock.
32:27I only come round to give you this.
32:29Oh, gosh, it's...
32:31What is it?
32:34It's a word processor, sort of like a fancy electric typewriter, so you don't have to worry about any more
32:40ink-based accidents.
32:43Oh, gosh, Freddie, that's...
32:47That's so...
32:48You have a talent, Lizzie.
32:51They should be encouraged.
32:57I'll bet you go.
32:59Yes.
33:00Yes, sir.
33:07For what it's worth, and I didn't see much, but for what it's worth, I thought you looked lovely.
33:26Hello?
33:27Sorry, darling.
33:28Couldn't get away.
33:29Oh, that's all right.
33:31Doesn't matter now.
33:32Listen, the whole station's staying to watch the Campbell Black Bloodbath in person, so don't wake up, all right?
33:38Oh, right-o.
33:40Lots of love.
33:51I thought you might like to meet your new co-host.
33:54Co-host?
33:55What do you mean, co-host?
34:02Oh, I see.
34:05Well, I can feel my ratings soaring already.
34:14Oh, you hear about the pony?
34:16Tabitha's in the stables this way.
34:18I'm here to speak to you about your ex-husband.
34:21My father's Declan O'Hara.
34:23I've already told his office I want nothing to do with it.
34:24I've got a really bad feeling about the interview tonight.
34:26It's got nothing to do with me.
34:28Talk to Rupert.
34:29Ask him to back out.
34:31Please.
34:32I think you should leave.
34:34I mean, you must have left him once.
34:36Are you sleeping with him?
34:39No, I...
34:39No, I'm...
34:40Rupert is bad news.
34:42I believe that people can change.
34:44I was just like you.
34:45I told myself, nobody understands him like me.
34:48He'll change.
34:49I looked at him and I saw all this potential.
34:52And he looked at me and saw something he'd enjoy breaking.
34:57Rupert is a cancer.
34:59My advice?
35:01Cut him out before it's too late.
35:03Now, please leave.
35:05Now, please leave.
35:09Now, please leave.
35:32Because you're good.
35:34You know that, don't you?
35:37Come on, snap out of it.
35:39We have history to make.
35:41Elvis is about to enter the building.
35:59Remember, this isn't Wogan.
36:01He won't be gentle.
36:02If you don't like the question, change the subject.
36:05Thanks for the words of wisdom, Sensei.
36:06But I do feel in situations like this, it's often better just to be oneself.
36:13Try telling that to Ted Heames.
36:29Oh, God!
36:31Oh, God.
36:35Oh, God.
36:35Oh, God.
36:36Oh, God.
37:09I
37:18I
37:19Hi, Sandra's just gonna touch up. I'd love her to but I'm about to appear on national television. Mr. Campbell
37:24Black
37:26Great to have you on the show ready when you are
38:04Oh
38:05Hello
38:06Darling, I am so sorry. I'm such a pig. Can you forgive me?
38:10I bought champagne
38:12Paul you shouldn't have
38:17Few all right direct me to the vol-a-vans
38:25And we're live in five
38:30Four
38:35Three
38:38Two
38:41Good luck, Dexam
38:43One
38:53My guest tonight needs no introduction.
38:55He's been described as the world's greatest show jumper
38:58and one of the most eligible bachelors in England.
39:00He is, of course, Minister for Sport and MP for Chalford and Bisley,
39:03Mr. Rupert Campbell-Black.
39:09Now, Mr. Campbell-Black, you've had a varied career, haven't you?
39:12What first attracted you to politics?
39:15Athletes make good politicians.
39:16Show jumping taught me how to think on my feet
39:18and remain unfazed under scrutiny.
39:21Do you get on with the Prime Minister?
39:24I hold her in enormously high esteem.
39:26Argonne Thatcher is the daughter of a greengrocer.
39:29She went to a grammar school, as did Norman Tebbett, Cecil Parkinson.
39:33The Conservative Party has changed,
39:35and it's Mrs. Thatcher who has changed it.
39:38So why do you think she keeps you around?
39:41I hope she thinks I'm good at my job.
39:45Do aristocrats make good politicians?
39:48Plenty of them have.
39:49My family has a strong sense of moral duty.
39:52I inherited that with the house.
39:54Ah, noblesse oblige, if you like.
39:58My Latin's not what it used to be.
40:01But with your privileged background,
40:03how can you understand the difficulties faced by the man on the street?
40:08I can't help the circumstances of my birth.
40:10It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it.
40:17Now, your tenure as Minister for Sport has been controversial.
40:22If you're talking about football, then the hooligans are a tiny minority.
40:26Well, you have taken a notoriously light-touch approach to policing the game.
40:30The poor swords are out of work.
40:32Their fathers are out of work.
40:34Often their grandfathers, too.
40:35Out of the sheer frustration at not winning, they resort to violence.
40:38I think we should try to understand the vandals.
40:41Sounds almost socialist.
40:42Although some people might call you a vandal.
40:45Of women.
40:47Horses, marriages.
40:49Still, adultery must prepare you well for life within the Conservative Party.
40:56I'm sorry.
40:57You know, sneaking around, lying, betrayal, sexual degeneracy.
41:02I'm no longer married.
41:03Yeah, but you were for six years,
41:05and yet throughout your marriage, your affairs were common knowledge.
41:07I mean, one glass of shape here has described you as
41:09rather a nasty virus that everyone's wife caught sooner or later.
41:14Well, if you'd seen his wife, it's definitely later.
41:21Christ, he really is an arsehole, isn't he?
41:24And that's the break in five, four...
41:27And that's time for a break.
41:28Three...
41:28One, not that kind.
41:30Two, and we're out.
41:37Clear, and we're back on in three minutes.
41:42Rupert, there's somebody here to see you.
41:45Ooh.
41:54Teggy, what are you doing here?
41:55You need to go.
41:56Just walk out.
41:58Your father's not the first old socialist who's tried to catch me out.
42:01Whatever you're worried about, it's already out there.
42:03No.
42:04I know him.
42:05He's saving the worst for later.
42:07When he wants something, he's ruthless.
42:10He'll do anything.
42:11I mean, he's...
42:11He's just like you.
42:13Exactly.
42:15Minister, we need you back on set.
42:16The break's almost over.
42:17Just walk out the building with me.
42:19Minister.
42:20Minister.
42:21Please.
42:32Five seconds and we're back.
42:33Where the fuck is he?
42:36Five.
42:37Jekson, you're going to have to add live.
42:40Three.
42:45Two.
42:57Welcome back.
42:59You know what this reminds me of?
43:01Being back on the circuit.
43:03Having an opponent.
43:05Knowing that I can make a tiny mistake and it might all be over.
43:08It's exhilarating.
43:08This is an interview.
43:09There's no winner.
43:11That's not true, though, is it?
43:14He wants to beat me.
43:18He's trying to distract him.
43:20Now's the time, Declan.
43:22Oh, really?
43:23Yeah, most celebrities are scared that I'll find out something exposing about you.
43:29Something's wrong.
43:30The more awful things you do, the more the public seem to love you.
43:33Well, who am I to argue with public opinion?
43:36So you don't deny it?
43:38What's that?
43:39That you've done awful things?
43:41I have.
43:42You're right.
43:45Isn't that what we do?
43:48I don't know.
43:49We?
43:50Men like us.
43:51I am nothing like you.
43:54Really?
43:55You're cold.
43:57You have had the best education money can buy, yet you remain a philistine.
44:02You barely see your children.
44:04You pick up women just because you can, but you're still fundamentally alone.
44:08And when they can't fill that emptiness inside you, you discard them.
44:13Despite your gold medals and your money, you are a lonely man rattling around a huge empty
44:19manor, and that's who you'd likely end your days.
44:21You behave like a man with no secrets and no shame.
44:27Well, there is one thing I'd like to discuss with you.
44:30You're right.
44:30I'm a rake.
44:37A liar.
44:39Cheat.
44:41If there was something I wanted, I pursued it.
44:43I didn't care about anybody else.
44:44My horses, my teammates, my wife.
44:47But we're still alike.
44:49I very much doubt that.
44:50You're the best in the world at what you do.
44:52Flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Cumberbatch.
44:53I remember what that was like, being the best, and what I was willing to do to stay there.
44:59What are you willing to do?
45:07A femme.
45:10To yourself.
45:21I'm bored of you tickling each other's balls.
45:23They can get the fucking cat out of the bag.
45:30You're right.
45:34I'm a workaholic.
45:40And when I'm consumed by something,
45:44I can be, um,
45:48I can be a...
45:49A monster.
45:53Yeah.
45:57You're probably a better husband than I was.
46:01After all, you're still married.
46:04I don't know.
46:06I think I'm a pretty bad husband.
46:13Do you think you've ever been in love?
46:26No.
46:30That's my fault.
46:32My ambition hasn't left room for much else.
46:35Do you think that'll ever change?
46:42The fucker isn't going to do it.
46:44Well, even if he doesn't destroy Rupert,
46:46this could still be a good show.
46:47Tell me about, um,
46:49tell me about your childhood.
46:51Pull the transmission.
46:52Let's just see where this goes.
46:53You value your job.
46:54Pull the fucking transmission.
46:56No, because this is my show.
46:58Cut the transmission.
46:59No.
47:00Do that to me.
47:00No.
47:01Give me that.
47:01No.
47:02Cameron.
47:03Cameron, for fuck's sake.
47:05No.
47:05Trust me.
47:06You fractured my upbringing.
47:08Listen, you arrogant little Irish prick.
47:10Either you destroy the fucker
47:11or I'm going to come down there
47:12and pull you off the floor myself.
47:14There's no point, Tony.
47:15He's already taken his earpiece out.
47:16He can't hear you.
47:17If it's any consolation,
47:19we've made some really great television.
47:21This would have worked
47:22if you'd just done
47:23your fucking job!
47:27Who do you trust?
47:31Who do you count on?
47:41Dogs.
47:43I, um, I, um,
47:46much prefer dogs to people.
47:50I'd give anything to see
47:51my old labyrinth or badger again.
47:56He was a good dog.
48:08So, which of your many
48:11sporting achievements
48:13was the hardest one?
48:14Oh.
48:16Which was the hardest?
48:17The King's Cup.
48:17The Olympic gold.
48:19The World Championship.
48:20Well,
48:22none of them.
48:24The hardest thing?
48:26The, uh,
48:28the thing that nearly killed me?
48:29Yeah.
48:34It's giving it all.
48:46Ladies and gentlemen,
48:47Mr. Rupert Campbell Black.
48:58Thank you, sir.
48:59Thank you, sir.
49:00Hey, lovely.
49:01Thank you, sir.
49:01Give it a break.
49:12Congratulations, darling.
49:14It was great TV as always.
49:27Did you like the show?
49:29Yeah.
49:41Sorry, old B. Didn't expect to see you there.
49:44Thought you'd be down bar sinister by now,
49:47celebrating with Declan and Rupert.
49:54Great show tonight, by the way. Best yet.
50:28I want you to stay away from Taggy.
50:32She's young enough to be your daughter.
50:38Yeah, what?
50:41Good.
50:49Drink?
50:51No, no, I'm taking Maude home.
50:57What was it that you had on me?
51:00What?
51:02It was just bluffing.
51:08This is Carioca, ladies and gentlemen.
51:12The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valentine.
51:18There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye,
51:21and a blade shining all so bright.
51:24There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky,
51:27and the killers on the bloodshot streets.
51:31Going down in the tunnels where the deadly arise,
51:34and all fear I saw a young boy down in the garden.
51:36See, I told you it was not gonna be okay.
51:39Are you gonna dance?
51:41What happened?
51:47I'd love to, but...
51:50I have to go.
51:52Sorry.
52:08I have to go.
52:10Come on then.
52:14Come on, man.
52:14Like a bad day when I go when the morning comes.
52:19When the night is over.
52:21I'll have to go.
52:22Yeah, I'll have to go, Trung, Trung, Trung.
52:25Like a bad day when I go when the morning comes.
52:30When the day is down and the sun goes down and the moonlight's shining through
52:37You're like a sinner before the gates of heaven
52:44I'll come rolling home back to you
52:51I didn't pay
52:56I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
52:58On a silver black phantom bike
53:01When the middle is hot and the injured is hungry
53:04I'm a home, I'm gonna see the light
53:07Nothing ever goes in this rotten old hole
53:10And everything is starting to end at all
53:14And nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls
53:17And nothing's ever worth the cost
53:21Damn, if I never get up
53:23I'm waiting down if I do
53:26I can't wait, I've got the light in my heart
53:29I can't wait, I've got the light in my heart
53:56I'd have good watches to fuck off
53:57I would, darling
54:01Muddy's Margaret Thatcher
54:15Promise not.
54:40She wants to visit the station and do an interview of her own.
54:43How wonderful. A real coup.
54:46That's great news.
54:50And all thanks to Rupert, I suppose.
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