00:00by fellow master builders, including, but not limited to,
00:03Robin Hood, Mermaid Lady, Gandalf, Swamp Reacher,
00:051980-something Space Guy, 2002 NBA All-Stars, and Wonder Woman.
00:11You have traveled far to be here for a moment of great import.
00:14We have learned that Lord Business plans to unleash
00:17a fully weaponized craggle on Taco Tuesday
00:21to end the world as we know it.
00:24Please, calm yourself, Green Ninja, Milhouse,
00:27Nice Vampire, Michelangelo, Michelangelo, and Cleopatra.
00:31There is yet one hope.
00:33The special has arisen.
00:36The Leopold, step forward.
00:38As you wish, Dumbledore.
00:39I'm Gandalf.
00:40It's pronounced Dumbledore.
00:42Dumbledore?
00:43No, Dumbledore.
00:44Fuck, you said Dumbledore.
00:45Vitruvius!
00:46All right, you gotta write all that down,
00:47because I'm not gonna remember any of it, but here we go.
00:51The special will now give an eloquent speech.
00:58Go ahead, man, you got this.
01:01Okay.
01:08Hello.
01:10I'm Emmett.
01:11Oh, and this is the piece of resistance.
01:24Well, uh, I know that I, for one, am very excited to work with you guys
01:29to get into the Octane Tower, find the craggle,
01:31and put this thing on the bin.
01:33And I know it's going to be really hard.
01:36Really hard?
01:38Wiping ye bum with a hook for a hand is really hard.
01:42Must be impossible.
01:44The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office,
01:47we used every plan we could concede.
01:49The result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.
01:53Who are you?
01:54The name be Metalbeard,
01:56and I'll tell you me tale of woe.
01:59Oh, great.
02:00I'm going to...
02:00I arrived at the foot of the tower
02:02with me hardy master builder crew,
02:05only to find the craggle was all the way up
02:08on the infinitious floor,
02:10guarded by a robot army,
02:12and security measures of every kind imaginable.
02:15lasers,
02:17sharks,
02:19blazer sharks,
02:21overbearing assistance,
02:24and strange dangerous relics
02:26that entrap,
02:27snap,
02:28and zap.
02:29And there be a mysterious room
02:31called the fake tank.
02:33I can't leave me here
02:35out of that room
02:36with just me head
02:39and organs.
02:41Okay.
02:42I had to replace every part
02:44of my once strapping,
02:45feral pirate body
02:46with this useless hunk of garbage
02:48ye say before ye.
02:50So if ye think it'd be a good idea
02:53to return to that forsaken place,
02:56spester,
02:56what idea have ye
02:58that be better than the ideas
03:00of 100 of our fallen master builder brothers?
03:03Well,
03:05well, technically I'm not exactly
03:06a master builder yet.
03:08What?
03:10Please,
03:11everyone,
03:11everyone,
03:12please.
03:13Rubbish.
03:14Yes,
03:15it's true.
03:16I may not be a master builder.
03:19I may not have a lot of experience
03:21fighting or leading
03:22or coming up with plans
03:24or having ideas in general.
03:27In fact,
03:28I'm not all that smart.
03:30And I'm not
03:32what you'd call
03:33a creative type.
03:34Plus,
03:35generally
03:36unskilled.
03:39Also,
03:40scared
03:41and cowardly.
03:43I know what you're thinking.
03:46He is the least
03:47qualified person
03:48in the world
03:49to lead us.
03:51And you are right.
03:53This is supposed
03:53to make us feel better.
03:55There was about to be
03:57a bunch.
03:58You're a bunch.
03:59Yes.
04:00You all be on your own.
04:02I believe
04:03in this lost cause.
04:06Why are you leaving?
04:08A house divided
04:09against itself.
