00:15I'm going to sleep.
00:33Your sister, your sister, your sister, your sister, your sister, your sister, your sister.
00:42What?
00:43What?
00:43I think you sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys?
00:51Just the beginning.
00:52We have one new baby, don't fight. We all kill the first little idea.
00:58Oh, man.
01:00You're going to have to get past us.
01:02Specifically me.
01:03Bring it.
01:05Wait, guys. There's no need to fight anymore. I got this.
01:10Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea.
01:14Here we go.
01:16Hello, losers from another planet.
01:20You are just as special as we are.
01:28You're seeing friends.
01:31No.
01:33Yes.
01:34What do you know? It works.
01:36Even though we're different, I guess if we open our hearts, everything can be awesome.
01:47Oh, no.
01:48Five, five, five, four.
01:54Oh, no, this is not good.
01:57Oh, no.
02:15What's my own eyes?
02:19I want to play with you, kiddie.
02:23Everything is awesome.
02:25Fire in the laser.
02:26Fire.
02:29I hate laser.
02:30It's impossible.
02:37It may seem to know it's звуч.
02:42Hey, guys, listen up.
02:44Everyone get along.
02:46Done.
02:47Fix it.
02:47I'm going north.
02:48Fire in the snow.
02:50Two.
02:50You guys can slide it out amongst yourselves.
02:52You're great.
02:53That's not fun.
02:54I'm good.
02:55Don't worry, Lucy.
02:56and we think it'd still be awesome?
03:05It wasn't awesome.
03:09We fought them off, but they kept returning.
03:12Let's dance!
03:14Every time we rebuilt, they kept coming
03:16after whatever bright and shiny thing caught their eye,
03:19and always accompanied by catchy pop music.
03:23A league of brave heroes volunteers to chase them
03:26to wherever they came from.
03:30What's that?
03:31He's off having a separate standalone adventure.
03:33What was it about me, guys?
03:35Oh, did we?
03:36I'm literally a lantern.
03:37How do you convince me?
03:38That's my work.
03:38Are you not, citizens?
03:39I just...
03:40Guys, just reopen the...
03:42Guys, just reopen the...
03:43It's not gonna...
03:44I don't care.
03:45It's a feeling.
03:46Stuck you down.
03:49We may never know if they even made it to the aliens
03:53or were lost in the dream stair gate.
03:59Five years later.
04:06A lifetime has passed since then.
04:09We grew up.
04:10Abandoned anything cute, shiny, poppy, or young.
04:16And from the wreckage,
04:17we built a grittier, cooler, more mature society.
04:22We call it Apocalypseburg,
04:24and it is a heckish place to live.
04:30Show weakness and you'll be eaten alive.
04:35This new life has toughened and hardened the bustle.
04:39Two copies, please.
04:40One black, one with just a touch of cream,
04:42and 25 fingers.
04:44Well, it's tough at most of us.
04:47Good morning to Apocalypseburg.
04:50Wow!
04:51Almost ran me over.
04:55Good morning.
04:57Hello, sailors.
04:59Good morning.
05:00Right away.
05:02What a day.
05:03What a day.
05:04What a morning.
05:05What a day.
05:08What a day.
05:08What a day.
05:08Everything is awesome.
05:09Ah!
05:10What a day.
05:11Good morning.
05:12It's James on day.
05:13Now.
05:15Good morning, Srimmel Caffey.
05:17Ah!
05:20Good morning, Srimmel Caffey.
05:22Good morning.
05:35Good morning.
05:37Good morning, Srimmel Caffey.
05:40Good morning.
05:41beast
05:43Foxon toes
05:45Hey Batman! How was your last adventure?
05:48good, really good. See the world
05:50again learned about your friendship
05:52I lost
05:54I'm not in trouble
05:57los� tras o whoops
05:58it's what the best
06:00so you know, I'm good with it
06:02it's just me and Alfred
06:06Doors laughed
06:07and what about you
06:11Everything is awesome.
06:20Once I was a rebel, fighting for a righteous cause.
06:24Now I only fight to survive.
06:27Everything was awesome.
06:31Now, everything is awesome.
06:33Hey, Lucy. I brought you coffee.
06:35Coffee? The bitter liquid that provides the only someone's possession left.
06:40Please don't eat that.
06:41Oh my gosh, Lucy. Did I interrupt you, Brooding? Just now.
06:44Ah, this Brooding says she's not really going anywhere.
06:46Man, I wish I could brood like you.
06:47Look, all you gotta do is you stare off in the distance
06:50and then narrate whatever grim thoughts come into your mind.
06:53What if one day there was no coffee?
06:57More like war hardens the heart.
07:00War hardens our hearts.
07:01Okay, I'm thinking this one.
07:03War.
07:04War.
07:04Hang on.
07:05War.
07:06War.
07:07No.
07:07War.
07:08War.
07:09War.
07:09War.
07:10I can't do this.
07:10I'm too happy to say.
07:11What's the scariest thing you can think of?
07:13Oh, come to think of it.
07:13I actually had a nightmare last night.
07:15Nightmares are super broody.
07:16What was it about?
07:17All right, um, so it started with this dolphin and a top hat.
07:19Uh-huh.
07:20And the dolphin says a weird voice.
07:24Oh, I forgot to mention, his chest was a clock.
07:26Okay, I'm thinking darker, broodier, less fish.
07:28Oh, and Batman was there.
07:29He was covered in water.
07:31There was a top night beam cone.
07:32This isn't really the broodiest.
07:34And then these scary black holes opened up in the ground.
07:36They started to suck everybody I've ever cared about out of my life.
07:42And Gandalf was there, and he shouted, it's a mama gunner!
07:46It's a saga!
07:47No!
07:49And you disappeared into the void, never to be seen again.
07:54Not bad brooding.
07:56Oh, thanks.
07:57That was definitely just a dream, right?
07:59Not some vision of the future.
08:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:02This is my vision of the future.
08:04A little lower to the left.
08:08Ta-da!
08:10A house?
08:11Come on, let me give you the door.
08:12Very first one on the cul-de-sac.
08:16This is the living room, where you can live with the TV room, dining room,
08:21planty's room, kitty cat room.
08:23Of course, the kitchen, complete with breakfast enough,
08:25lunchtime enough, and environment hall.
08:27Which leads to, what is that, trampoline room?
08:31Monkey ballerine, all the way up to, toaster room!
08:37So you can have toaster waffles at any time!
08:41Now back, a double-decker porch swing, so we can always hang together.
08:45What do you think?
08:47Uh, wow, um, it's sweet.
08:50It's just, uh, it's going to attract aliens and get destroyed.
08:56But maybe it won't.
08:57I just thought we could rebuild for the future, make everything awesome again.
09:02Ah, Emmett, you've got to stop pretending everything is awesome.
09:06It isn't.
09:07Every morning you walk through town singing that terrible, annoying, manufactured cop song.
09:11That song really seems to upset you.
09:13No, it doesn't.
09:15My mistake.
09:15That song was fine when we were younger, but we also have to grow up sometimes.
09:21Can you do that for me?
09:24Yeah, I'm going to try.
09:27But, it's easy for you.
09:29You were always a dark goth rebel.
09:32Yes, of course I was.
09:33Let's change the subject.
09:34Oh, okay.
09:35We have to be soldiers.
