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Oops... I Had the President's Wolf Babies
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00:06to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby for
00:12a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:18identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:31mr president eyes on me
00:44take your clothes off
00:51three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves to
00:58stand next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:15not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:20i was the last one to find out i was pregnant once i have this baby i'll take the money
01:25and go
01:26first lady nah that's not in the cards for me nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby
01:32it's a boy leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her the second the president saw the
01:37kid
01:37he had her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard wait she
01:42actually
01:42hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was just number one being
01:46crazy enough to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies the president took
01:50one look at each and knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out take your bastard
01:54and get lost sorry mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you a child
01:58before i knew it it was the day i went into labor
02:03come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:13one last push come on you can do it
02:15the baby's here a healthy baby
02:24what's wrong
02:29what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups how does a woman give birth to dogs
02:36oh no this is bad the president won't even need a test
02:40no just one look and he'll know this isn't his i'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:45and the money gone
02:50what's going on here
02:59what should i do what should i do
03:09where's my baby
03:15tell me where is my child
03:17mr president i'm so sorry i let you down
03:21sorry for what
03:22i lied i
03:25i i wasn't pregnant
03:26that wasn't a baby coming out that was
03:28that was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:32one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36a fake pregnancy
03:38so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:41that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby i took all kinds of hormone shots and
03:46it it made me look pregnant today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:53what was that sound
04:23mr president
04:24but what about the surrogacy money
04:26after playing me like this
04:28you'll work as a cleaner in the white house until you've paid off your debt
04:31what
04:35no money and now i'm stuck working for free what a joke
04:39you two little troublemakers you totally screwed me if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first lady
04:45now
04:52okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard
04:54eh whatever
04:55but hey you're mine right
04:59you guys hungry
05:12wait you don't want to nurse do you
05:17all right fine breastfeeding a couple of dogs i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:26drink up
05:30now that's what i call my kids
05:32already drinking in style
05:33you two are going places
05:36looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:42what the hell
05:43i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:46so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:51whose dog is this
05:52you hurt
05:54hey easy now i won't bite
05:56wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
06:01could it be him
06:04nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:12mommy hug
06:15you two were the puppies
06:18how do puppies just turn into kids
06:19and they're already big and can talk
06:21what kind of freak show did i give birth to
06:22mommy
06:25their cheeks are soft and warm
06:27feels just like regular kids
06:31mommy hugs
06:33okay okay
06:35mommy's good babies
06:37puppy kids whatever
06:38you're mine and that's all that matters
06:43those two little monsters eat more every day
06:45this might just last them one day
06:48what they're not feeding you enough at the white house
06:50i i just don't want to waste anything
06:52you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:55just focus on paying off your debt
06:57don't try anything cute
07:08bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out
07:11mom worked so hard for us
07:12we gotta get her a gift
07:14i think i smell dad
07:17you know what they're tempted to do
07:34and he's a good guy
07:36and he's like
07:37he's a good guy
07:37and he's a good guy
07:39and i'm sure it's a good guy
07:43Mary's amazing
07:44let's see if you were a jerk
07:46so i have a good guy
07:46and i'm not doing too much
07:46Hello?
08:03Stop right there.
08:05Mrs. Olivia.
08:07So, a small-town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use, what makes
08:13you think you're qualified?
08:16Quick-qualified? What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:20It took me three years to get where I am.
08:22Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights, and you?
08:25You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:28I never thought of it that way.
08:30Remember your place, janitor.
08:33Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:37Mrs. Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:40What?
08:42Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:46Hey, babies. Mommy's home.
08:50Mommy!
08:51We got you a present.
08:52A present?
08:54What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:00For you, Mommy.
09:03Mommy!
09:05Here, take this.
09:07The presidential seal?
09:09The nuclear button briefcase?
09:11No, no!
09:13Oh!
09:19So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:21How could you steal this stuff?
09:24We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:27We found it in some room.
09:28This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:30You should wear it.
09:32Oh, no.
09:33Oh, no.
09:34We are so screwed.
09:36Code Red.
09:37Lock down the White House.
09:38Search every room.
09:39Not one corner gets missed.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it,
09:45we're done for.
09:47Mr. President,
09:47we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:49This is the last one in the maid's quarters.
09:52Open the door.
09:58There they are!
10:00Right here!
10:02Oh, my God.
10:03Caught red-handed.
10:04I'm definitely going to jail.
10:06Leah Cole,
10:07why are my presidential seal
10:08and the nuclear Bolton briefcase in your room?
10:11Mr. President,
10:12I...
10:13I don't know anything.
10:14I went to work early this morning,
10:16and when I got back,
10:17these things were just...
10:18here.
10:19It must be the real thief.
10:21They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House,
10:23so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off
10:25or set me up.
10:27That lie is full of holes.
10:29Your room is so remote.
10:30Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:33You're obviously the one who stole it,
10:34you little lying bitch!
10:35Just tell the truth already!
10:36Ma'am, look at me!
10:37I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:39Why would I steal something like that?
10:40I've got no motive!
10:42Mr. President,
10:43don't forget,
10:44this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:47When she got caught,
10:48she held a grudge.
10:48I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off
10:50by your political enemies.
10:51That's why she stole the presidential seal
10:53and the nuclear button briefcase
10:54to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:57Tell me,
10:57who put you up to this?
10:59Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:01I swear,
11:02I didn't!
11:03Mr. President,
11:04this woman is too calculating.
11:06Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:08I think we should charge her with espionage
11:10and throw her in prison
11:11right now.
11:13No,
11:13I'm not a spy!
11:14I swear!
11:15Then let's do it in your way.
11:23Oh my god.
11:26Get down from there now!
11:28That's the president!
11:29Do you have any idea
11:30about how much his shit cost?
11:38What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:43You dirty bitch!
11:45You didn't clean properly,
11:46so you attracted these strays.
11:48Someone!
11:48Kill these animals!
11:49Throw them in the trash!
11:50No!
11:51No!
11:55Mr. President,
11:56they're just two stray dogs
11:58with nowhere to go.
11:58I felt bad for them,
11:59so I've been hiding them here.
12:00They're like my own kids.
12:02I'm just a single mom
12:03trying to raise two little ones.
12:05It's hard enough.
12:05Please,
12:06don't hurt them.
12:06I swear I'll train them
12:07to use the toilet,
12:08and they won't chew up your shoes.
12:12Mr. President!
12:13These are clearly wolf cubs,
12:15but she's raising them like dogs.
12:17And weird thing is,
12:18holding this little guy
12:19gives me a strange feeling
12:20like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:23You really like them, huh?
12:27Well,
12:28duh!
12:28They're my kids.
12:29Of course I like them.
12:31Yes!
12:32They're adorable!
12:33Please,
12:34just let me keep them.
12:35I swear they won't bite,
12:36won't make a mess,
12:37I'll even put diapers on them
12:38if I have to.
12:42Too bad they're just
12:43regular wolf pups.
12:44Wish they were werewolves.
12:46This ends here.
12:47No one speaks of this.
12:50Thank you,
12:50Mr. President.
13:02We're finally gone.
13:04You two little rascals
13:05best behave from now on.
13:07If you pull something like that again,
13:09I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:12You can be her little hand warmers.
13:27Mr. President,
13:28I checked it out.
13:28Not so stres.
13:29The woman brought them to the hospital.
13:30But where they actually came from,
13:32that I couldn't trace.
13:34No way she secretly had two puppies
13:36while she was in the hospital.
13:38So why lie?
13:40I wasn't pregnant.
13:42That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:43That was,
13:43that was a massive,
13:44toxic,
13:45waist-level crap.
13:47One wick,
13:48and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:53Find the doctor
13:54who delivered her baby.
13:56Yes, sir.
14:07Hey,
14:08easy now.
14:09I won't bite.
14:10But wow,
14:11I've never seen a dog
14:12as big as you before.
14:16What is that woman hiding?
14:21Mr. President,
14:23she was the one
14:23on delivery duty that day.
14:25Tell me,
14:27what did you see
14:28when that woman gave birth?
14:30I,
14:30I didn't see anything.
14:35Tell the truth.
14:36Okay, okay,
14:37I'll talk.
14:37I saw that she didn't
14:39give birth to a baby.
14:40She gave birth of
14:41two puppies.
14:43And then
14:45I passed out
14:46from shock.
14:47You're saying
14:48she gave birth
14:49to two wolf pups?
14:50Yes,
14:50I swear,
14:51every word is true.
14:52I've never seen a woman
14:53give birth to puppies before.
14:55So that's it.
14:56Yesterday was so weird.
14:58Stealing the presidential seal
14:59and the nuclear button briefcase
15:00is supposed to be
15:01a one-way ticket to prison.
15:02But he totally let me off.
15:04And he even touched my pups.
15:05Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:07Get the cages ready.
15:08I'm getting those mutts
15:08out of the White House today.
15:17Quick,
15:18hide.
15:24What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:26Those,
15:27those are for feeding my dogs.
15:29Feeding dogs?
15:30With people's dishes?
15:31Leah Cole.
15:33This is the White House,
15:34not your trailer park.
15:35Now hand over those mutts.
15:37The president said
15:38I could keep them.
15:40The president runs a country.
15:41You think he remembers
15:42some low-life stray dogs?
15:45Search the place.
15:46Find those little beasts.
15:47I'm throwing them out myself.
15:56Stop.
15:57The president said
15:58I could keep them.
15:59You can't...
16:01Out of my way!
16:07You think I don't know
16:08what you're doing?
16:09Playing the poor girl
16:11with two dogs
16:11so the president
16:12takes notice of you?
16:13Let me tell you something.
16:15You're not even fit
16:16to tie his shoes.
16:19There you little bastards are!
16:23Grab them.
16:25Stray dogs dare to bite-bite?
16:28Kill them!
16:29Do it now!
16:32No!
16:34Hit her.
16:47Don't move.
16:48You forgot what you promised
16:50Mommy yesterday.
16:53Promise me.
16:55Never shift in front
16:56of anyone else
16:57or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:00Okay, Mommy.
17:04What are you waiting for?
17:06Pull those little beasts out!
17:09No!
17:10Don't hurt my kids!
17:13Kids?
17:13What kids?
17:20Leah Cole,
17:21have you lost your mind
17:22wanting to be First Ladies
17:23so bad
17:24you actually think
17:25two stray dogs
17:26are your kids?
17:27You can't have a real baby
17:28so you're raising mutts
17:29as substitutes?
17:31You're disgusting!
17:32You'd throw away
17:33every shred of dignity
17:34just to be First Lady?
17:37You scheming little bitch.
17:39I'm not letting you
17:40stick around.
17:42I'm gonna make you
17:43watch these little beasts
17:44die,
17:45throw these stray dogs
17:46in the cage
17:46and kill them!
17:56babies,
17:57don't be scared.
17:59Mommy's here.
18:00What are you waiting for?
18:01Hit her too!
18:02Beat her until she stops moving!
18:16I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:35I'll take her away!
18:35I'll take her away!
18:36I'll take her away!
18:39We'll come and get her out of here!
18:42I'll take her away!
18:45I'm not letting you know!
18:46I'll take her away!
18:46I'll take her away!
18:47I'll take her away!
18:48She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:50Sorry I'm late.
18:59These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:22Oh my god. The president? The president is holding me?
19:26What kind of script is this?
19:28He saved me? And he's being... gentle?
19:32Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:35Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around the White House,
19:39security's looking for someone to walk the dogs, you'd be perfect.
19:42Mr. President, I just didn't think it through.
19:44But I was only worried about your safety.
19:46You too. Are you here to protect me, or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:50Mr. President, we...
19:52If you can't figure out who signs your checks, I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast.
19:55They're short on people in the Middle East.
19:57You leave tomorrow. See what a real field assignment looks like.
20:01Mr. President, we're sorry! Please, give us another chance!
20:04Mr. President, this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back.
20:08I've already disinfected the area, just needs oint applied regularly.
20:11I'll do it.
20:19Um, maybe I should just do it myself?
20:21I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
20:25Oh my God! The President just touched me!
20:27Why is he being so nice to me?
20:29We've only known each other for a few days!
20:30Is he... is he up to something?
20:38I promise you, what happened today will never happen again.
20:42Thank you for saving me, Mr. President.
20:46Come in!
20:48Mr. President, about what happened today, it was my mistake. I hope you can forgive me.
20:53Olivia, I've never doubted your work.
20:56But you need to understand, my personal life is none of your business.
21:01Yes, sir.
21:03From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner.
21:05Move her into the room next to mine.
21:08What?!
21:09And one more thing.
21:11The White House Correspondents Dinner is the day after tomorrow.
21:14Leah will attend as my girlfriend. We're making it official.
21:16Girlfriend?
21:17Girlfriend?
21:18Mr. President?
21:20This... this isn't right. I'm just a cleaner. I...
21:24No one deserves it more than you.
21:26What is wrong with this man? Did someone drug him?
21:29I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad, but this is too fast. I am not ready for
21:33this.
21:33Mr. President! Every major media outlet will be at that dinner.
21:36Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless.
21:39If they dig into her background, your reputation...
21:41Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia. I'm sure you'll do a great job at the
21:45dinner party.
21:48Too bad he doesn't know. These two little ones are his own flesh and blood.
21:53Only these two pups are truly mine. None of those women bore my seed.
21:57But no one can know I'm a werewolf. Their real identity has to stay hidden for now.
22:09Miss Cole, this is your room. If you need anything, just call me.
22:19Come on, baby.
22:20Okay, come out, babies.
22:24Mommy!
22:28My good babies.
22:34kids you're sure the maid heard right positive two kids four or five years old called her mommy
22:39ah got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy those brats are probably
22:45leftovers from some job baby data ran off no one wanted them so she got stuck with them then we
22:49should tell the president let him know she's got two kids in tow he'll dump her for sure that's
22:53too easy for her tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner every media outlet in the
22:58country will be there i'm going to destroy her in front of everyone she'll crawl out of the white
23:03house in shame mommy's going to a dinner tonight you two stay here sleep tight and no sneaking out
23:11got it got it mommy bye bye mommy
23:20mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight any hints you'll know soon enough
23:37who is she i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous maybe some european
23:41princess she's got that kind of vibe whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
24:00you look stunning tonight shall we dance
24:05mr president i don't know how just follow my lead
24:16the president is dancing with her this is huge
24:28no no no snap out of it leah he's the president half the women in america would could kill to
24:34marry
24:34him what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance get a grip
24:40allow me to introduce my girlfriend leah cole
24:48he actually said it
24:53mr president what's miss cole's background how long have you two been together how did you meet
25:04my girlfriend is an ordinary girl no noble background no complicated past she's clean
25:08she's simple i don't want my position to affect our relationship i'm counting on all of you please
25:12leave her alone
25:16miss cole do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
25:21i how many boyfriends have you had before
25:25i've never dated anyone so that means the president is your first love
25:34sorry to interrupt you mr president but there are two children at the door
25:38they say they're looking for their mother i wasn't sure how to handle it because the person
25:42they're looking for i didn't dare stop them
25:46my babies
25:47my babies
25:48my babies
25:48my babies
25:48my babies
25:48my babies
25:52You
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