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I'm Done Being a Yes-Man
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00:00:02Oh, my God.
00:00:04Um, Stella, can you please fill this car down?
00:00:08You know, according to the California Motor Department of Vehicles.
00:00:10Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser? He's really killing my life.
00:00:13If I don't keep him on a leash, then we don't get his daddy's fancy car.
00:00:16If I flirt, then we get to ride in the left with luxury.
00:00:19Savage. God, I love you.
00:00:21No, no, Stella, please.
00:00:26Relax, Enzo. I'm just having a little fun.
00:00:29I'm just having fun. I thought you liked having fun with me.
00:00:33No, I do. I do. Seriously, it was just...
00:00:36You know, we need to...
00:00:43What did I do?
00:00:44What was that?
00:00:45Did I just kill someone?
00:00:48Oh, wake up.
00:00:49No, no, no, no. You didn't do this.
00:00:53This car is technically in Enzo's name.
00:00:55So, actually, it's on him.
00:00:58What? No, no, I wasn't the one driving.
00:01:01Yeah? But you let a drunk minor behind the wheel.
00:01:03So this is your fault!
00:01:05No, no, no, no.
00:01:06Enzo, Enzo, please.
00:01:07You are the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:01:09If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
00:01:14Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.
00:01:17A low-class, nobody.
00:01:19They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.
00:01:22Yeah, dude.
00:01:22What kind of man lets a girl take the fall?
00:01:25Enzo, I'm begging you.
00:01:27I know how you feel about me.
00:01:28I'll make it worth your while once you're free,
00:01:30and then we can finally be together.
00:01:32How does that sound?
00:01:39Okay, we'll do it.
00:01:42Wait for me.
00:01:43I'll be back, okay?
00:01:44Okay, we have to go.
00:01:51Wait!
00:01:52Police!
00:01:53Put your hands in the air!
00:02:00Oh, Stella!
00:02:02Oh, my gosh!
00:02:03Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
00:02:06Oh, you finally came to be on the yacht.
00:02:07I'd love to, but...
00:02:09I don't have the money right now.
00:02:11Oh, you know, that's okay.
00:02:13You can just grab my dad's checkbook.
00:02:14All right?
00:02:16Here, it's in the safe.
00:02:18Find a painting in the closet.
00:02:20The code is 0814.
00:02:23And he's on a business trip,
00:02:24so he shouldn't notice.
00:02:25Perfect.
00:02:27Don't tell anyone about it, all right?
00:02:29The account is linked to my father's trust,
00:02:31which has billions of dollars.
00:02:33So, it's basically a blank chipbook.
00:02:36You don't say.
00:02:40Tony, the code is 0814.
00:02:43Write yourself a check for however much you want.
00:02:45This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.
00:02:49What are you talking about, Stella?
00:02:50What are you doing right now?
00:02:52Don't look at me like that.
00:02:54You offered to help.
00:02:54Because I'd do anything for you.
00:02:56I gave your father a job.
00:02:57I let you both move in with me.
00:03:00I paid you.
00:03:01I fed you.
00:03:02Stella, I'm in love with you.
00:03:07How sweet.
00:03:09But I'd rather die than be caught with a fugly, weak nerd like yourself.
00:03:13Your family might be rich, but your social suicide...
00:03:16I hope you'll excuse me.
00:03:18I'm going to spend your family's fortune with a man of my dreams while you've rot in jail.
00:03:23Goodbye.
00:03:24No!
00:03:24Stella, please.
00:03:25Please, why?
00:03:27Why?
00:03:28Why, Stella?
00:03:31Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
00:03:37Facing a 10-year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile...
00:03:40Enzo!
00:03:42Give me a second, please.
00:03:43Please give me a second.
00:03:44Please.
00:03:46I didn't do it.
00:03:47I didn't do it, okay?
00:03:48You have to blame her.
00:03:49I know.
00:03:50Of course you didn't.
00:03:51This isn't you.
00:03:52Just give me some time, my dad's lawyer.
00:03:53I'll figure out a way to get you out.
00:03:57I never even give you the time of day.
00:03:59I was a jerk to you.
00:04:00Why would you help me?
00:04:04Well, when you love someone, you don't need a reason.
00:04:07Here.
00:04:09Just take this, okay?
00:04:13That's enough.
00:04:13Let's go.
00:04:15I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo.
00:04:16I'll leave no stone unturned.
00:04:18I should have noticed you.
00:04:19I should have been there for you.
00:04:21Let's go.
00:04:33What a fucking simp.
00:04:35What should we buy first?
00:04:36A new getaway car?
00:04:37No, we need to be smart about this.
00:04:39That troll Lily's already sniffing around.
00:04:42Dead set on freeing her little Romeo.
00:04:45Shit.
00:04:46And Enzo already knows it's us as soon as he kicks her off.
00:04:50Then we'll just have to make him disappear.
00:04:53How do we do that?
00:04:55Babe, we have all the money in the world.
00:04:58We'll just pay someone to do it.
00:05:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:04Please, don't leave me.
00:05:06No, no, no, no.
00:05:08Stella, send her regards.
00:05:27I'm so sorry, Lily.
00:05:29Lily, if I could go back in time, I would cherish every moment with you.
00:05:34And I would make Stella pay.
00:06:00Is this...
00:06:02Enzo, are you alright?
00:06:13Oh, thank god it's you.
00:06:17Oh, that must have been a dream.
00:06:20Are you feeling okay?
00:06:21You just fainted while we were studying.
00:06:23Studying?
00:06:27One, two, three, four, five, seven, one...
00:06:35Enzo, what's wrong?
00:06:38Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
00:06:41It's the 30th of August, the season just started.
00:06:44Is everything okay?
00:06:50Holy shit!
00:06:52Did this thing take me back in time?
00:06:56Holy shit!
00:06:57Did this thing take me back in time?
00:07:04There's no blood, no scar.
00:07:06I've been given another chance to make things right.
00:07:09What the hell, Tony?
00:07:10You could have broken his nose.
00:07:12Oh, chill out.
00:07:13Come on, I barely tapped him.
00:07:15Besides, a broken nose would only improve his face.
00:07:17I'm fine, Lily, I'm fine.
00:07:19You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
00:07:22What did you just say, you PBS looking bitch?
00:07:29Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.
00:07:32No, they know where they stand on the food chain.
00:07:35Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
00:07:39Stella, save your regards.
00:07:43I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch destroyed my life and tried to end it.
00:07:47After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion,
00:07:52she took me for granted.
00:07:54But now, I can get revenge.
00:07:59Stella, is your little lap dog gonna obey?
00:08:01What?
00:08:02No, he's literally obsessed with me.
00:08:04He does whatever I say.
00:08:06Watch.
00:08:08Enzo, forget about Tony.
00:08:10Why don't you look at me a soda?
00:08:12It's so hot out here and is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
00:08:17Sure.
00:08:19Stella, anything for you.
00:08:21Whoa, you got him completely wrapped around your finger.
00:08:24You've never seen a guy so down bad before.
00:08:26I know, he's so cringe.
00:08:27He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
00:08:31I give his life purpose.
00:08:32I consider him a charity case.
00:08:34Shh.
00:08:35He's coming back.
00:08:36He's practically drooling like a dog.
00:08:38Careful, he may start umping your leg.
00:08:40What took you so long.
00:08:42No wonder you're not on the football team.
00:08:47Give it to me.
00:08:54Here.
00:08:57Must be thirsty.
00:09:00Here.
00:09:02Must be thirsty.
00:09:03Thanks.
00:09:04Enzo.
00:09:05Whoa.
00:09:06I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.
00:09:08Stella.
00:09:09You gonna let him play you like that?
00:09:10What are you doing?
00:09:11That was for me.
00:09:12No.
00:09:12I actually bought it with my own money so I can give it to whoever I want.
00:09:16Are you on your last brain cell?
00:09:18Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:19Who do you think you're talking to?
00:09:20Hmm?
00:09:21Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune when
00:09:26you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
00:09:29Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
00:09:33What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
00:09:37Oh, is that what she said?
00:09:39Fine.
00:09:40Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
00:09:44Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
00:09:47Hey, leave him alone.
00:09:49Aww, they're protecting each other.
00:09:52Just like stray dogs at the pound.
00:09:55Tony, save your energy.
00:09:57Just let me talk to him.
00:10:03Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what, but if you expose me, I'll never
00:10:08speak to you again.
00:10:09And I know how you really feel about me, so do you really want to jeopardize us?
00:10:14Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:17Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
00:10:21I can't just cut her off now.
00:10:23If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer, I need to draw this out.
00:10:30You're right.
00:10:32I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
00:10:36I knew it.
00:10:37You never could resist me.
00:10:40This isn't how to get my attention.
00:10:42I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
00:10:46Think you can do that?
00:10:48Of course.
00:10:50Good.
00:10:51Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms and pick up my drive cleaning and wax my Cadillac, then
00:10:57maybe I'll forgive you.
00:11:02And fuck it up, she'll make you lick her shoes.
00:11:04Aw, you're just feeling his wet dreams.
00:11:07Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.
00:11:10We're gonna get a jinx on the big game.
00:11:12Oh, speaking of, we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.
00:11:16My treat.
00:11:16Every meal there's like $200.
00:11:18What, like that's expensive?
00:11:21Invite everybody.
00:11:22Let's make it a party.
00:11:24Except for you two, cause they have a dress code.
00:11:28I don't think you'd get in.
00:11:36Stella's such a snake.
00:11:37After everything you've done for her, she's gonna humiliate you for being her servant's son.
00:11:44Sorry.
00:11:46I shouldn't have said anything.
00:11:47I know you like her.
00:11:53Nope.
00:11:54She means nothing to me now.
00:12:00I never realized that you're always by my side and that I will never ignore you again.
00:12:07Do you mean it?
00:12:09Promise.
00:12:12Let's go.
00:12:17Lily!
00:12:19Hey!
00:12:20How many times do I just have this mouth breather? I don't drink milk.
00:12:24And why would I care about that?
00:12:25I got this tray for Lily.
00:12:27Are you just making me jealous?
00:12:29This is payback for Tony?
00:12:30Definitely payback of some kind.
00:12:32He's just like a lap dog.
00:12:33Just begging for her crumbs.
00:12:35I could have any guy that I want.
00:12:37You should feel lucky to have the privilege of getting my lunch.
00:12:40Oh yeah? Yeah, I'm sure all these guys line up for you.
00:12:44Around that street corner where you work.
00:12:46You want to say that again?
00:12:54You guys, come on. Stop. It's going too far.
00:12:58If you don't want to end up like your freak friend, I suggest you keep your trap shut.
00:13:02All right guys, bring your leftovers over here.
00:13:04I'm worried this beta cuck doesn't get enough to eat at night.
00:13:10Tony, come on. Stop it.
00:13:11What's the matter? I strike a nerve?
00:13:16This little lap dog can bite, huh?
00:13:19Get him, Tony. I'll pay for his medical bill later.
00:13:27There's a limit to my patience.
00:13:29Tony, people are watching.
00:13:38What are you, some kind of fucking edgelord now?
00:13:40Come on then, fight back!
00:13:42You're a pussy. A nobody.
00:13:44Bitch son of a broke servant.
00:13:49Oh, fuck!
00:13:51If you think fighting's going to get my attention, you're pathetic.
00:13:54Oh no, I am not fighting for you.
00:13:57Hey, what is going on here?
00:13:59Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:01Enzo, you're bleeding.
00:14:02I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:14:03Principal Harris, Enzo started it. It's his fault.
00:14:06I don't care who started it.
00:14:07All involved will be punished.
00:14:10Including you, little miss...
00:14:12Stella Quinn.
00:14:14As in heir to the Quinn Corporation?
00:14:16You know, the family that funded the Bright Star Education Foundation.
00:14:20You mean, your family is the anonymous donor that gave a hundred million dollars to the school?
00:14:26Yep, I am.
00:14:27If that little Sim wants to marry me so bad, he won't mind if I take his family's name early.
00:14:32That two-faced bitch!
00:14:35Now she's just blatantly stealing my identity.
00:14:38Fine. She can dig herself into a pit of lies.
00:14:41It'll feel even better to watch her fall.
00:14:45Principal Harris, I trust you'll deal with this matter...
00:14:48accordingly?
00:14:50Listen, young man.
00:14:51This is grounds for expulsion.
00:14:53I'm going to call your parents right now.
00:14:54He didn't do any-
00:14:55No, no, no, no, Lily.
00:14:56This is unacceptable.
00:14:58You're right. We should call all our parents involved right now and settle this mess.
00:15:02Yeah, call Stella's family while you're at it.
00:15:04I'm sure they'd want to know why their own servant's son is picking fights with their daughter.
00:15:08Nice one, Enzo.
00:15:10How are you going to get your family thrown out on the streets?
00:15:12That's okay.
00:15:13They're used to tents and park benches.
00:15:15No, why don't I just call my dad right now to smooth Enzo?
00:15:20If Enzo's dad comes, I'm ruined.
00:15:22Everyone will know I'm not the real heir. I can't let that happen.
00:15:27I'll save you the suffering if you apologize in front of everyone.
00:15:30I'll forgive you for this little misstep.
00:15:32Stella, why are you acting nervous? Isn't he the son of your servant?
00:15:36Stella, make this punk suffer.
00:15:39Enzo knows what he did wrong.
00:15:41And my family taught me to give everyone a second chance.
00:15:45No, no, no, no, no, no. I have not learned my lesson.
00:15:48You should get my dad here immediately to settle this.
00:15:51Can you just drop it?
00:15:52Stop playing this out just to get my attention.
00:15:55I'm going to leave before you say anything else to risk your family's livelihood.
00:15:59I'm fine.
00:15:59Come on.
00:16:04Are you okay? Do you need to say anything?
00:16:06I'm fine. I'm fine. You okay?
00:16:08The cracks in her stories are already starting to show.
00:16:14I'm fine.
00:16:15Yo, look at that beauty. Sex on wheels.
00:16:17I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.
00:16:19I've seen her get in it before.
00:16:21If I had a car like that, maybe Tony would notice me.
00:16:23Hey, if you're that desperate, then...
00:16:27I might know a guy.
00:16:31Hey, unlock the door, man.
00:16:36Hey!
00:16:38Kevin, what are you doing, man? I said unlock the door.
00:16:44I don't have time to drive you home today.
00:16:46I promised my daughter I'd drive her and Tony around.
00:16:49Hey! Hey! No, excuse me!
00:16:52Man, I pay your salary, not Stella.
00:16:54Watch your tone, kid.
00:16:56I know you've been pining after my daughter.
00:16:58You want to get with her.
00:17:00I'd say it's in your best interest to keep your future father-in-law happy.
00:17:04Besides, you two seem more suited for the bus than anything.
00:17:10Kevin!
00:17:11What? I'm not messing around. Open the door.
00:17:13God, he's shameless.
00:17:15Hey, guys. You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?
00:17:18Here he is. A penniless fucking driver.
00:17:21Keep fluffing.
00:17:22We all know you're gonna start wagging your tail the moment Stella shows up.
00:17:26Oh, yeah, right. I totally forgot. I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:29I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:32That's right. No matter how rich you are, as long as you keep grobbing at my daughter's feet, she'll eventually
00:17:39replace you as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:17:44Yeah, I forgot. I'm so madly in love with her.
00:17:51Kevin, I'll say this one more time.
00:17:53Open this door, or I'd be happy to call my father that you don't know who the big boss is,
00:17:59okay? Everyone is replaceable.
00:18:01What's up with this kid today? He's got more attitude than usual.
00:18:05Great timing, Stella. Your stalker and his raggedy girlfriend were trying to hitch a ride.
00:18:10Well, here it comes, Stella. She can teach this sucker a lesson.
00:18:14Oh, no. It looks like we don't have room for you guys today.
00:18:19Since I'm so giving, here's some bus fare.
00:18:25You know, Stella, I really underestimated you. How'd a girl with nothing become such a spoiled brat?
00:18:30You want a repeat in the cafeteria, buddy?
00:18:33Seriously, Enzo, I just forgave you for what happened earlier.
00:18:36If this is your big attempt at getting my attention, newsflash, Enzo, I'm not going to fall for your little
00:18:42tantrum.
00:18:43Oh, yeah? Let's see who really throws a tantrum when they find out who owns the car, huh?
00:18:47Tony, open the door.
00:18:51Have fun with your bugly church mounts, busboy.
00:18:58Open the door!
00:19:01Hey, look, it's fine. I can leave my own way home. It's fine.
00:19:04No.
00:19:05No.
00:19:05From now on, I'm going to start taking care of you, okay?
00:19:08Beginning with this.
00:19:14Dad, it's time to exterminate some pests.
00:19:18Dude, you can stop pretending, man. They're already gone.
00:19:21You and your little virgin friend can go hurry up before you miss the bus.
00:19:25God, Lily, are you brain dead? Or really just that desperate?
00:19:28You'd choose this reject over a whole school of guys.
00:19:32Come on, Lily, stop.
00:19:33Aw, look at them meant for each other. Like bacne and body odor.
00:19:39Keep laughing, guys. Any moment now, you're going to find out who's really the heir to the Queen Corporation.
00:19:43Stop pretending, man. We all know that Stella's keeping your bargain bin family afloat because of her bleeding heart.
00:19:50What a moron. If you just kept kissing the ground she walked on like a good little simp, she'd continue
00:19:55to pay your way.
00:19:56Aw, instead you went and spazzed out. And you'll have to live with that guilt and humiliation.
00:20:02The only person who's going to regret anything today will be Stella.
00:20:07Just you wait. Watch. That car will be turning around in three.
00:20:13Let's stay back. I want to watch this blow up in his face.
00:20:16Two. Dude's really committed to the bit. One.
00:20:27They really came back?
00:20:37I apologize for my poor attitude earlier, sir.
00:20:40Oh, here. Please. Let me help you with that.
00:20:42Yeah.
00:20:45Why did Stella allow her servant's son to use her car?
00:20:50All right. Come on, Lily.
00:20:52I know. And why is the driver acting like the simp's the boss?
00:20:59Did you really have to report me to your father?
00:21:02You're never going to get Stella to keep acting like a petty bitch.
00:21:06If you have a problem with the way I handled things, I can help you resign, Kevin.
00:21:12No. That won't be necessary, sir.
00:21:14I just felt so bad for him. I mean, you know what a ride like that means to a charity?
00:21:20A charity case like him?
00:21:24Let's see how long you can keep up this little heiress routine without a penny to your name.
00:21:29Oh! Almost forgot.
00:21:34For the bus ride.
00:21:35Oh!
00:21:37Oh, you scrawny, ungrateful piece of shit!
00:21:41Stella treated you with pity!
00:21:42Can you treat her like that?
00:21:46Come out here and fight me like a man!
00:21:48Tony, save your energy.
00:21:50A commoner like that wouldn't know class if it slapped him in the face!
00:21:54She thinks she has me whipped.
00:21:56But she's about to learn who's really on the leash.
00:22:03What's been with that little punk lately? He's been talking back to you!
00:22:06He's probably just jealous because you've been hanging around.
00:22:09No, I think it's because you're too nice to him!
00:22:11You really can't indulge people like that.
00:22:13They'll just stab you in the back.
00:22:16So this is how you want to play it, Enzo?
00:22:18I don't care if you kiss my feet and shower me in gifts.
00:22:22You're dead to me.
00:22:23Okay.
00:22:33There you go.
00:22:35Thanks.
00:22:36Nice house.
00:22:37Yeah, thank you.
00:22:38Yeah, that's great.
00:22:42Wow.
00:22:43I've never had a guy take me home before, but I'm just really happy that it was you.
00:22:49Um, my birthday is this Friday and I was wondering if maybe you'd want to celebrate with me?
00:22:57That's right. Lily and Stella have the same birthday.
00:23:00I always threw Stella the biggest part as money could buy.
00:23:03So no one was around to celebrate Lily's.
00:23:05Yes. Of course. Lily, I am never missing your birthday again.
00:23:10You can count on that.
00:23:16See you later, okay?
00:23:37You're a little lagged today.
00:23:39Almost cost me my job.
00:23:41You really want to make it harder to win over Stella?
00:23:44The only reason you're even still employed, Kevin,
00:23:46was because you were my father's trusted chauffeur for the past 10 years.
00:23:51And I really don't give a shit what Stella thinks.
00:23:56Good luck locking her down with this petty bullshit.
00:23:59Petty?
00:24:03You live in a mansion with your daughter and make more than all the other employees, Kevin.
00:24:08I could make your life go away like that.
00:24:11All right?
00:24:13So shut your mouth and put the foot on the gas.
00:24:18Yes, sir.
00:24:21If he's starting to lose interest, then Stella's got to get him back.
00:24:25We deserve to be in the Quinn family, one way or another.
00:24:35Good afternoon there, Enzo. May I take your bag?
00:24:37Sure.
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:39Thank you so much.
00:24:43How's your day, May?
00:24:44Very well, thank you, sir.
00:24:46Yes.
00:24:47Oh, May.
00:24:48So I was thinking this Friday night I would love to host an extravagant birthday party at the mansion for
00:24:54a very special girl.
00:24:55Do you think we could contact Mr. Blake, the former White House event planner, to get everything organized?
00:25:01Of course, sir.
00:25:04And I hope you're hungry.
00:25:05Your father had top grade carbonara shrimp flown in from Spain.
00:25:09The chef is preparing it now and it will be ready right after your bath.
00:25:14May.
00:25:14You're the greatest.
00:25:16Thank you so much.
00:25:17We'll see you later.
00:25:20Look at that little creep pretending like he's moved on from Stella.
00:25:25Still throwing a fancy birthday party for her.
00:25:28As long as she keeps his interest, we'll be marrying her to the Quinn fortune in no time.
00:25:41Take whatever you want. It's not that expensive anyway.
00:25:45What?
00:25:45These are all designer brand, limited edition.
00:25:49Any one of these could be tens of thousands of dollars.
00:25:52And this is Brady's original battle jersey.
00:25:56This thing's a certified relic.
00:25:58Keep it.
00:25:59My family can just buy more if we want to.
00:26:01Whatever I want, I get.
00:26:03You're so lucky.
00:26:04Sometimes I question the taste of old rich people.
00:26:07Like, this is so hideous even my own grandmother wouldn't wear it.
00:26:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:13No, who said you could touch that?
00:26:14That heirloom was worth more than your life.
00:26:16Put it back.
00:26:17Put it back.
00:26:17Put all of this back.
00:26:18Don't be such a buzz kill, Enzo.
00:26:20These are my guests.
00:26:21No, Stella.
00:26:22They're your frickin' mindless drones chasing after your fake fortune.
00:26:25You have no right to bring them into my parents' bedroom.
00:26:27You shouldn't even be here.
00:26:28What are you talking about?
00:26:30This is Stella's family mansion?
00:26:32You're lucky they even let you stay here.
00:26:35Who even let you into this wing?
00:26:36Don't you have some danky servants quarters to get back to?
00:26:40You know, Stella, I'm just gonna give you one chance to just come clean right now and tell everyone the
00:26:45truth.
00:26:46Or you and your dad are gonna have to find somewhere else to live.
00:26:48What's it gonna be?
00:26:52Stop being so immature.
00:26:54I know that you're doing all of this because you're jealous of Tony.
00:26:58Stella, you want me to take care of this poser?
00:27:00Oh, you gotta be fucking joking, Stella.
00:27:03You wanna borrow my jersey?
00:27:04No, take it off now.
00:27:06Be real.
00:27:07Both you and I know you can never afford this jersey.
00:27:11Stella bought it for you out of pity.
00:27:12You're a walking charity kid.
00:27:15Jesus.
00:27:15Oh yeah, why don't I just find the certificate of authenticity and we can see who the ownership's of?
00:27:20Can you not be such a fucking spaz for one night, Enzo?
00:27:23It's just a dirty old jersey.
00:27:25What's the matter if he wears it?
00:27:26Stella, that dirty old jersey is the same jersey Tom Brady wore when he won his first Super Bowl.
00:27:30It's not nothing.
00:27:32And if you want me to like you, you'll let him wear it.
00:27:38Enzo, can you just stop killing the vibe?
00:27:40We all know you're acting out because you're just Stella.
00:27:42You're lucky Stella's so patient with you.
00:27:45I would've had the cops cart you off ages ago with your creepy ass Norman Bates act.
00:27:54Yeah, that's great.
00:27:55I said take it off!
00:27:56Enzo, stop!
00:27:58It's okay, babe.
00:28:00The kid wants to play?
00:28:02We can play.
00:28:18That's right.
00:28:19Come on, get up!
00:28:20Yeah, see what happens!
00:28:22Give me a reason to beat your ass.
00:28:24Get your fucking face in, motherfucker!
00:28:27Oh my god!
00:28:29Enzo!
00:28:30Oh my god!
00:28:30Get off of Tony, you freak!
00:28:35What the hell is going on in here?
00:28:37Dad, hurry up and kick Enzo out!
00:28:38He's acting like a savage!
00:28:40Wait, did you just call the chauffeur Dad?
00:28:44No, I-
00:28:45Did I hear that right?
00:28:46The chauffeur's your dad?
00:28:48Well, Stella, you wanna tell them the truth?
00:28:51This nerd is like he's a completely different person now.
00:28:54Get off of me!
00:28:56Are you guys crazy?
00:28:58Stella is the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
00:29:00How could her father be a useless nobody?
00:29:03Right, Stella?
00:29:06Duh!
00:29:07If my father was some broke-ass chauffeur, I would literally throw myself off a cliff.
00:29:12And, hey, this isn't even about me!
00:29:14Enzo's the one acting like a total psycho!
00:29:17She might be pushing the kid too far.
00:29:19I can't lose this job.
00:29:21It's getting late, Miss Stella.
00:29:23Maybe I should take your friends home?
00:29:25Why? We're just starting to have fun.
00:29:31Fine.
00:29:32Guys, my driver will take you home.
00:29:34We'll hang another time.
00:29:35What? Stella, why are you listening to him?
00:29:38I'm not.
00:29:39I just remembered I have a test tomorrow.
00:29:41I have to study.
00:29:44Alright, let's bounce.
00:29:50Aren't you forgetting something?
00:29:52Guys, leave the stuff.
00:30:10Hey, Mae.
00:30:12I'm sorry.
00:30:15Kevin!
00:30:16I am so happy you've made yourself so comfortable in my father's seat eating my dinner.
00:30:22Stop the attitude, kid.
00:30:24I drive your ass on every day.
00:30:26You think that's not exhausting?
00:30:29Can I just sit down and eat something?
00:30:31I'm sorry.
00:30:32Kevin, do you see any of the other help doing what you're doing right now?
00:30:37Or is this just what you do to make yourself feel like a big man?
00:30:42Hmm?
00:30:43Because guess what?
00:30:43This house, that food, your car, all of it belongs to my dad and I am sick of watching you
00:30:51take advantage of our name and generosity.
00:30:53Yes!
00:30:55Everyone is gone.
00:30:57Can you drop the act?
00:30:58I'm having my share.
00:30:59And Stella will have hers, just like any other night.
00:31:02And if there's anything left, feel free to have our scraps.
00:31:08Mae, can you come get our chapmasseus to come and give me a rubdown?
00:31:11And while you're at it, can you get that pastry guy from the Tokyo Ritz to send over those buns
00:31:15with the gold leaf on top?
00:31:17Warmed?
00:31:19I can't believe this is the woman I thought I loved.
00:31:26May?
00:31:27Are you fucking deaf or dumb?
00:31:29Move your fugly feet and get out of here!
00:31:32Sweetheart.
00:31:33Long day, huh?
00:31:35Go on.
00:31:36Carponeros, drink.
00:31:37Oh, Spain.
00:31:39So amazing.
00:31:41What are you still doing here?
00:31:43God, am I speaking Latin over here?
00:31:46Get moving or I'll get you fired!
00:31:49Yes, miss.
00:31:50No.
00:31:50No, no, no, Mae, you don't work for these people.
00:31:53Enzo, I've dealt with your bullshit all day.
00:31:57You're not gonna win me back by acting like a total dickhead to us.
00:32:01Show some respect.
00:32:03Respect.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:06Your father is a penniless driver that sits around here like a gluttonous oath,
00:32:10and you are just his spoiled brat daughter drooling over an ounce of my fortune.
00:32:16I have more respect for a sewer rat than I do either of you.
00:32:22Let me tell you something.
00:32:23This whole push-pull thing you got going on isn't gonna work.
00:32:27It's really starting to piss me off.
00:32:29Enzo.
00:32:31Stella's a straightforward gal.
00:32:32She doesn't like these mind games.
00:32:34If you want her to like you, just treat her well.
00:32:37It's too late.
00:32:38I only hung out with this dweeb because I felt sorry for him, but clearly that went to his head.
00:32:44Maybe I should punish his sorry ass and ignore him until he learned his lesson.
00:32:49Remember, Enzo, you can't live without me.
00:32:54Really?
00:32:58You...
00:32:59You...
00:33:00You were ducked out in thousands of dollars worth of pajamas and masks all from my mom.
00:33:05And you think that I can't live without you.
00:33:10Ghost me all you want, Stella.
00:33:13I don't give a shit.
00:33:16I don't give a shit.
00:33:19What is your damage?
00:33:21You're acting more like a stuck-up bitch than a man.
00:33:23I didn't expect you, the mighty heir to the Quint Corp, to be such a cheapskate.
00:33:29We're only eating your food and using your things because we thought that you were offering them to us out
00:33:35of your generosity.
00:33:37Generosity?
00:33:38Please, Dad.
00:33:39He only gave us those things because he wanted to get in my pants.
00:33:42And now, what? Because Tony and I got close, you want to take it out on us?
00:33:47Let's go, Dad.
00:33:49Just looking at him makes me sick.
00:34:03Sir, are you okay?
00:34:09Hey, I want you to take everything they've touched.
00:34:12The pajamas, the couches, even the goddamn utensils.
00:34:17Throw it all out. It is painful.
00:34:20Yes, sir.
00:34:22From now on, they are not to use a single thing that the Quint family owns.
00:34:27No more VIP treatment.
00:34:29No more fine dining.
00:34:31No more using my family's name to take advantage of me, okay?
00:34:35Let them see how it feels to be controlled.
00:34:42And someone has been pissing me off lately, Dad. I don't know how much longer I can put up with
00:34:46-
00:34:46Easy!
00:34:47He's just trying to get your attention, but you still got him eating out of the palm of your hand.
00:34:52What do you mean?
00:34:53I heard him.
00:34:54They'll made me to contact the former White House event planner for a huge party this Friday night.
00:34:59So, he's obviously planning your big birthday bash.
00:35:03That's why he's been acting so weird lately.
00:35:06I knew he wasn't over me.
00:35:08You can't let him forget who's in charge.
00:35:12Don't worry. When I'm done with him, I'll have him at my feet, obeying my every.
00:35:17Where are you?
00:35:22Hey, Kevin, I want you to pick up Lily first, then head to school.
00:35:25Huh.
00:35:29Oh, my God.
00:35:31Dad, we're gonna pick up Tony as usual. Let's go.
00:35:34Got it. Tony first, then off to school.
00:35:36Stop the car.
00:35:38What is your problem?
00:35:40Kevin, do we have a misunderstanding?
00:35:43Did I say to pick up Lily or Tony first?
00:35:46Because last time I checked, it's my family's car and we pay to go where we want.
00:35:52Come on, Enzo. Let's not start the morning off like this.
00:35:55We always pick up Tony and then...
00:35:57No. We always do what your daughter says.
00:35:59And today, I am ordering you to pick up Lily and Tony can fuck off.
00:36:05And if you have a problem with that, I'd be happy to speak to my father about your employment.
00:36:09Seriously? Lily? Again?
00:36:12If you think dragging that waste of space into this is gonna make me jealous, you clearly haven't seen us
00:36:17side by side.
00:36:19She's a troll. A granny in hand-me-downs.
00:36:22Okay.
00:36:24You know what? I really don't feel like sharing my car today with an egotistical tramp like you.
00:36:30Excuse me?
00:36:31Oh, do you need your dad to open the door for you or no?
00:36:36You lost any chance you had with me? I hope you know that.
00:36:40And you never had a chance.
00:36:43Kevin, starting today, this is a private ride just for me and the people I approve.
00:36:48And if you have a problem with that, you can join your daughter on the street.
00:36:56Alright.
00:37:00Let's go see Lily.
00:37:08You're a fucking asshole, Enzo! You're gonna be the goddamn joke of the school!
00:37:12I am so done with you!
00:37:32It's Enzo! Dude!
00:37:36Absolutely no chill!
00:37:39We all heard that you're such a creep to Stella.
00:37:41She couldn't even ride in the same car as you!
00:37:45Creep?
00:37:47Nah man, I actually kicked her out of my car.
00:37:49But, I'll do whatever the hell I want and it's none of your business.
00:37:53Christ!
00:37:54You're just a pathological liar!
00:37:56We all know that you're just the son of Stella's servant.
00:38:02God, Ben, quit poking the bear!
00:38:04The last thing I need is Enzo freaking out and blowing my cover!
00:38:09So how about you go apologize to Stella and lay off?
00:38:16Ben, you don't want to get expelled for this freak!
00:38:31Babe, why do you keep sticking up for him if he's being an ass?
00:38:35I mean, he's your servant's son, right?
00:38:39You don't want people getting the wrong idea like he's the Quinn heir.
00:38:43Please, if it weren't for me, his family wouldn't have food on the table.
00:38:46I'm just being generous!
00:38:53You're too sweet, babe.
00:38:56Speaking of that scholarship you mentioned, how's that coming along?
00:39:01Well, the school only gives scholarships to the top student and you know how it's the highest GPA.
00:39:08But if I tell him to hand it over, then he'll do it.
00:39:11You really think he'll agree?
00:39:13I mean, he's been acting like a little bitch lately, but he's still obsessed with me.
00:39:17If I ask him, he'll do it.
00:39:25All right, everyone, your exams are in.
00:39:29Some of you could have done a bit more studying, but others really went above and beyond.
00:39:34I hope you don't mind me singling you out like this, Enzo, but you really knocked it out of the
00:39:40park.
00:39:41105% with extra points on the bonus question?
00:39:46He always does this and messes up the curve every time. Teacher's pet.
00:39:50I know, he's a know-it-all. You need to be smart when you're poor and a loser.
00:39:55I'm really proud to announce that you earned the academic scholarship yet another year.
00:40:00Unless, of course, you plan on passing it up again like last time.
00:40:05Miss James, since Enzo doesn't need the scholarship, I think that we should give it to our football captain, Tony
00:40:11Whitman.
00:40:16I'm sorry. Stella, why would I not need a scholarship? I'm just a son of a lowly servant.
00:40:22Yeah, but we all know the Quinns pay for everything you own.
00:40:25Like their own little personal charity case.
00:40:27Exactly. Around Stella it's all, yes ma'am, no ma'am.
00:40:32We all know you're just simping up to their family so they pay for your college.
00:40:37Enzo, what do you say?
00:40:38Are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:45Enzo, are you going to be passing it up again this year?
00:40:54Miss James, I'm gonna take it.
00:40:56What the hell, Enzo? I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony.
00:41:00Hm? Oh, sorry. If you want to talk to someone, you should probably decide on someone who cares.
00:41:05Yo, she feeds you. She clothes you. She lets you ride in her luxury cars.
00:41:10How are you going to gas yourself up like you're not some pathetic little leech?
00:41:13Tony actually works for what he has. He's not some clout chasing bot.
00:41:17You're not even worthy of spin shining his shoes.
00:41:20Oh yeah? If he worked so hard, why didn't he win it? Hm?
00:41:23I don't know. Sounds like Stella won her boy toy on some pretty empty premises.
00:41:30All right, all right. Let's settle down, everyone. Settle down.
00:41:34Stella, get back to your seat.
00:41:36Miss James, if you say anything else, I'll call my daddy and cut the funding to your department.
00:41:40Enzo, I told you we're giving that scholarship to Tony, so just...
00:41:47Why don't you just give that scholarship to Tony and we can forget about all the little arguments we've been
00:41:53having?
00:41:54We can go back to how things were. Wouldn't that be nice?
00:41:59Oh, Stella, if only you knew how ironic that question is.
00:42:03No! Okay? I do not want to go back to the way things were.
00:42:07In fact, I'm going to make sure that this cushy life you've been enjoying gets pulled out from your Prada
00:42:12wearing.
00:42:12I hate you!
00:42:13Oh, I hate you more.
00:42:16Stella, back to your seat. Now.
00:42:35Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. High and Mighty.
00:42:38You know, you were getting pretty cocky during class today.
00:42:45Can I help you guys?
00:42:46I know you're probably used to helping being the son of a servant, but right now I think you owe
00:42:51us an apology for throwing us out last night.
00:42:53And while you're at it, go ahead and hand the scholarship over to Tony like a good little bitch.
00:42:59We didn't want to cause any problems in Stella's mansion, but here we can do whatever we want.
00:43:04So now, get on your hands and knees and spit shine our shoes. Nice and clean.
00:43:11Get out of my way.
00:43:17You think you have a choice? Lick her shoe now, bitch!
00:43:22Hey! Let him go!
00:43:25Hey! Let him go!
00:43:27You were lucky this time, but the teachers won't always be around to save you.
00:43:36Tony, what the hell are you doing?
00:43:38Nothing, coach. Just, uh, messing around.
00:43:43Shit, what are they provoking? Enzo, what if he reveals the truth that I'm the chauffeur's daughter? My image as
00:43:48the Quinn heir would be ruined!
00:43:50Are you alright, son? Yeah, I'm fine.
00:43:52Save your energy, Tommy. I've decided we're ignoring him after everything he did.
00:44:00You're Enzo, right?
00:44:02The PE teacher told me you got some speed to you.
00:44:04Have you considered trying out for the football team?
00:44:06What? You can't be serious! I mean, the skinny runt?
00:44:09Unless you can pick up the pace, he may be our best option. And the new team captain.
00:44:13Who wrote what?
00:44:14Look, the school is holding a scrimmage as tryouts for the new season.
00:44:17I would love to see what you've got. What do you say?
00:44:20You want me to play?
00:44:24This lanky loser can never be team captain.
00:44:29Coach, I mean, I love football. Don't get me wrong.
00:44:32You seriously think I have what it takes?
00:44:34Only one way to find out.
00:44:37He'll be pummeled in the first five seconds!
00:44:39Football is just not brute force.
00:44:41Flesh out our team, but right now, we're lack of speed.
00:44:45How can he run when his scriny little neck can't even keep the helmet up?
00:44:51Coach?
00:44:53I'll give it a try.
00:44:56Joking!
00:44:58Great. I look forward to seeing you on the field tomorrow.
00:45:00Coach, wait!
00:45:01Enzo has never held a football in his whole life.
00:45:04He's only going to weigh us down.
00:45:06If you want to question your coach, you can find another team.
00:45:16Well, that's fine. Tomorrow, I'm going to humiliate you in front of the entire school.
00:45:21When it's all over, we'll still have the girl.
00:45:35T-O-N-Y! Go, Tony! He's our guy! Go, Cougars! Go, Tony!
00:45:43Dude, don't sweat it. We were the star quarterback last season.
00:45:47Beating Enzo, he's going to be like crushing a pug.
00:45:49I'm going to make that punk regret he was ever born.
00:45:52Let alone dream of being on the football team.
00:45:55Coach says that little nerd Enzo's going to be joining us.
00:45:59If he stands us up, he's a dead man.
00:46:03Enzo, where are you?
00:46:11Hey, Lily, you might want to check the little boy's room.
00:46:14I think I saw Enzo crying in one of the stalls.
00:46:16If I were him, I'd have changed my name by now.
00:46:18There's no coming back from that kind of humiliation.
00:46:21He's not backing down. He's just-
00:46:23It's cute that you want to protect your little four-eyed servant spawn,
00:46:26but football's a sport for real men.
00:46:28Not servants in hand-me-downs.
00:46:32Please, Enzo. Please come.
00:46:37Let's go! Let's go! Hustle up!
00:46:43Coach, the big game's about to start, and Enzo's not here yet.
00:46:46He should be disqualified.
00:46:49Let's wait a little longer.
00:46:51I told you he'd only weigh us down.
00:46:52He's not even here, and he's already fucking things up.
00:46:55If Enzo costs us the scrimmage, I'm never letting him off the hook.
00:46:58He's never even held a football. He's a joke.
00:47:00Don't bother waiting for Enzo.
00:47:02He won't be coming.
00:47:04Enzo!
00:47:06I'm not asking!
00:47:08I'm telling.
00:47:09Football means everything to Tony, and if you even think about showing up tomorrow,
00:47:15I swear, you'll never get a chance with me.
00:47:19Fine. Let's get started.
00:47:21Wait!
00:47:24Is that...?
00:47:25It can't be.
00:47:26Oh my god, I think it is.
00:47:28He looks like a completely different person.
00:47:44That's... Enzo?
00:47:45I didn't expect him to clean up so nice.
00:47:48Okay, I didn't know he had it in him, and like, if you don't want him, maybe I could take
00:47:52him for a spin?
00:47:53We can't let Lily hug him all to herself.
00:47:56Ew, you slut.
00:47:58He's still a servant boy.
00:47:59Bye.
00:48:04Hey.
00:48:05Hi.
00:48:05How's it going?
00:48:08I knew you'd make it.
00:48:09Of course.
00:48:10Gotta see what this nerd can do, right?
00:48:12Did you come to watch?
00:48:13Of course. I'd do anything for you.
00:48:18I thought I told you not to come.
00:48:20Oh, what's the problem?
00:48:21Scared I'll humiliate your boyfriend in front of the entire school?
00:48:24Yeah, I don't listen to you anymore, Stella.
00:48:26You're the daughter of my employee.
00:48:27Don't forget.
00:48:30What's the matter? Studying before the big game?
00:48:33I mean, football's just math.
00:48:35So you make us all late to avoid getting humiliated on the field?
00:48:39No. I had to make a grand entrance before I kick your ass.
00:48:43Do you want to square up, pussy?
00:48:45Or wait, do you need to read a textbook to learn how to throw a punch?
00:48:59Babe, I cannot believe that son of your servant is acting like he owns this place.
00:49:05I mean, if I didn't know any better, I'd think that he's the real Quinn heir.
00:49:08Shit. We're starting to catch on.
00:49:10If that little simp keeps acting all big and tall, everyone will figure out he's the real heir.
00:49:15Enzo's father's been serving my family for years.
00:49:18We took his family in when they lost their home, so they told me to let some things slide and
00:49:22make him feel welcomed.
00:49:24Babe, you're too sweet.
00:49:26But that punk is trying to take advantage of you.
00:49:29Don't worry. I'll teach him a lesson on the field.
00:49:31Let's go. Let's go.
00:49:37Looks like the blue team needs a few more drills.
00:49:39The charge angle's off by five degrees.
00:49:40stealth
00:49:57And the winner is...
00:50:00Blue Team!
00:50:04How about that?
00:50:05Just kicked your ass using geometry.
00:50:13that fucking pussy got lucky i can't believe the nerd actually won it's kind of hot
00:50:20oh i knew you could do it thanks for believing in me
00:50:25enzo's supposed to be into stella why the hell is that frigid bitch getting all his attention
00:50:29is your shower head broken lily or is this pathetic simp's desperation a turn on for you
00:50:37oh are you jealous fucking gross you already have your naive virgin
00:50:44attention the selection ceremony for the interstate football championship will be held in the auditorium
00:50:50in five minutes the chairman of the school board will personally announce the player selected
00:50:55to be the team captain that position is toned if you really want to impress stella you'll do the
00:51:02whole school a favor and sit the ceremony out this is it she has no idea the chairman of the
00:51:07school board is my father's friend i don't care about team captain i just want to see her exposed
00:51:12for stealing my identity in front of everyone what we won the game oh my god
00:51:25wait who is he that's not the chairman of the school board hello students i am julian de leon
00:51:31vice chairman of the school board the chairman had important matters to attend to so i am honored to
00:51:37to announce the list of players that are qualified to join our team the roaring ridge high schools
00:51:43cougars after today's scrimmage for that i'd like to give special thanks to the bright star education
00:51:51foundation for their generous donation to our school their support has allowed for significant
00:51:56developments and enrichment of the school i would now like to invite the heir to the family that started
00:52:02it all
00:52:13if you so much as move i'll never talk to you again and you'll be banished from all social groups
00:52:19at roaring
00:52:19and you'll be banished hi hello everyone i am stella i mean quinn of the famed quinn group and i'm
00:52:35sure by now everybody knows that thanks to quinn corp we have the bright star education foundation paving
00:52:42the way for a brighter future
00:52:47i could have sworn the heir to quinn corp was a guy maybe i should call the chairman
00:52:57that's my girl
00:53:00well no one's contradicting her i must be mistaken in honor of the bright stars education foundation
00:53:07selfless donation to our school we have decided to bestow the honor of selecting the team captain
00:53:15to miss stella herself what an unexpected honor i'll have to think about it as the backbone of our
00:53:25school's football team tony has led our cougars to more victories than i can remember cheering for
00:53:30so i feel like the obvious and rightful choice for this year's team captain is tony whitman
00:53:40thank you all so much stella such a babe right she's the best cheerleader on and off the field
00:53:47i promise that i will lead our school to a district championship go cougars
00:53:59i'm sorry i'm sorry did today mean nothing nothing because if tony's performance on the field
00:54:05is any indication of the future he should be as far away from the football as possible
00:54:11and the quinn air gets to make the decision and i think that should be me right stella what is
00:54:17up with
00:54:17these mind games if enzo keeps acting like this he's going to be a deep shit if you have a
00:54:22problem
00:54:23with my decision then i can call my father and have him remove the bright star funding from roaring
00:54:28bridge high no that won't be necessary you sit down before you ruin this for everyone stella and
00:54:35her family have made countless and generous donations to the school what have you done except
00:54:40cause a scene well i would hate to ruin it for anyone sir but fortunately for you stella has no
00:54:46say over the bright star education foundation because she's not the quinn air i am
00:54:52still has no say over the bright star education foundation because she's not the quinn air i am
00:54:58sorry everyone this freak has been stalking me for years and clearly his obsession has just become
00:55:04delusional enzo i am done tolerating your bullshit i've been way too nice to you i'm never speaking to
00:55:10you again you're officially canceled fine with me you're gonna move out of my house too or should i kick
00:55:15you
00:55:17out all right everyone let's settle down stella i apologize you should be ashamed posing as
00:55:25a quinn air after this assembly i am marching straight to principal harrison's office and see to
00:55:31it that you are expelled what was it enzo enzo quinn sir oh my gosh give it up enzo everyone
00:55:39knows you're
00:55:39faking it oh yeah was i faking you on the field today the only reason you beat me today is
00:55:46because
00:55:46you're lucky we can do a rematch anytime but we're gonna do street rules so i can pummel your ass
00:55:50to
00:55:51the ground why don't you just get the hell out of here no one likes you anyway besides that mousy
00:55:55-haired
00:55:55ugly betty in the back you need to remember who your real boss is i look forward to seeing you
00:56:04at my
00:56:04house tonight after i speak to my father
00:56:15clearly his jealousy is reaching new heights after my birthday i'll have to put him back in his place
00:56:21for the good clearly somebody's on their period anyway my final decision still stands tony will
00:56:29be the team captain that district trophy is ours
00:56:35and one last thing my 18th birthday is this friday and everyone is welcome to the quinn mansion to come
00:56:43and celebrate we will have mr blake the former white house events manager planning the party
00:56:48and it is sure to be a day to remember
00:56:55don't worry about that scent babe he's just doing this to get your attention well duh but he's really
00:57:00been embarrassing me he better not up my birthday i can't believe you have an actual former events
00:57:06planner from the white house planning your party that's so lux it must be like a million dollars two
00:57:12million actually oh my god i have to buy a new dress this is even bigger than prom a real
00:57:19mansion party
00:57:20babe is there gonna be a dj there is there gonna be a dj try to dj in every room
00:57:26well you gotta make
00:57:27sure to save a dance for me okay
00:57:44everything's set for the party sir amazing can we just run through that checklist one more time because
00:57:48this party needs to be perfect for lily yes sir great thank you
00:57:55after everything i put her through in my past life it's what she deserves
00:58:14i want my friends to know my father is a chauffeur for the quinn family for tonight can you please
00:58:20just stay in your room
00:58:33kevin what are you doing you're supposed to pick up lily 15 minutes ago find someone else to pick
00:58:37her up kevin are you tired of being a driver do you need me to find your replacement fine i'll
00:58:42go okay
00:58:46kevin's birthday party's about to start so why the hell is he still thinking about lily well i guess
00:58:52we'll let little lily see for herself how desperate enzo is to please my daughter
00:58:59attention attention everybody i would like to introduce to you all the beautiful the gorgeous
00:59:05effervescent queen stella oh my god oh my god is that the dress that's going viral right now
00:59:26good eye the designer jacques de corte only made two for the stardust fashion show in milan it cost a
00:59:32hundred thousand dollars oh my god can i touch it it feels like pure money this might be the best
00:59:44night of my life seriously i don't know how to thank you no need just sit close to me the
00:59:48quinn's
00:59:49like to spoil those who are loyal to us there'll be plenty more parties to come can i live stream
00:59:53this
00:59:54i need to show my followers your mansion of course everyone oh my 50 000 views in seconds stella you
01:00:17could literally be an influencer with a life like this i already beat you to it oh my god hey
01:00:23besties
01:00:24the party's about to start so don't go anywhere it's going to be insane love you thank you all so
01:00:32much for coming to my party please help yourself to everything and anything let's make this a day to
01:00:38remember turn up the music
01:00:51can you get that you got it
01:00:57you like it
01:01:05so it isn't the resident ass licker of the stella fan club should you let all these people in here
01:01:11say hi to the viewers enzo grab your popcorn and get ready this simp is known for his little meltdowns
01:01:18perfect timing enzo go clean up the mess over there and restock the booze because we're just getting
01:01:24started oh and while you're at it have the maid go make my bed because tony and i are going
01:01:29to need
01:01:30it later oh no i'd ask the cop a couple condoms but i don't know if i'd fit in your
01:01:35peewee size
01:01:37there's no way that a nerdy little virgin like him has ever had a chance to even use a condom
01:01:43you know stella you have some nerve acting like you in this place you know for a fact this is
01:01:48not
01:01:49your party this is not your house let me tell you something you're not a quinn you're a
01:01:54fucking joke the daughter of some broke ass chauffeur i'm gonna give you 10 minutes to shut this down
01:02:01before i kick you and your father out without a pot to piss in before i kick you and your
01:02:08father out
01:02:08of my place without a pot to piss in look enzo i know you threw this whole party just to
01:02:13try and get
01:02:13my attention but i'm not gonna forgive you for acting like a freak just because you put up a few
01:02:18string lights god stella you are so self-absorbed and delusional i cannot believe i ever thought you
01:02:25were worth my time i mean this with all offense enzo you disgust me okay if you want me to
01:02:32kick this
01:02:32scrawny ass out of here i got it
01:02:40you're just a pathetic little freak who threw a shitty ass party you should be embarrassed
01:02:45and if you don't get mr blake back here to get my attention i'll never speak to you again oh
01:02:52my god
01:02:52are you getting all of this every single second the viewers are eating it up
01:03:03hey may could you call mr blake and tell him to get here immediately this party is not up to
01:03:08my standard and um could you have a couple needs please meet us in the backyard oh my god he's
01:03:15so
01:03:15whipped that's right you can act as stubborn as he wants but at the end of the day i own
01:03:22him
01:03:23stella you gotta teach me how to whip a simp into place it's just like training a stray dog shower
01:03:30them with attention and then rip it away until they whine for it back
01:03:36amazing okay uh can everyone listen up please make sure to get my good side the viewers are gonna
01:03:42love this could we please show off the gifts i prepared oh my god
01:03:51are those the harry winson crystal shoes they're like three million dollars someone in the chat said
01:03:57the imperial blue necklace was originally owned by the royal family damn tony get dropping stacks on
01:04:04your girl where'd you get her i don't need to pay for her attention she knows who the real prize
01:04:10is
01:04:10well since you did such a good job on the gifts i'll forgive you for acting like a total spaz
01:04:16tony help me with the necklace uh no what fella you think these gifts are for you jesus christ you
01:04:24are so full of yourself how about this get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday
01:04:29girl comes get these party crashers out of here before the real birthday girl comes what the real
01:04:38birthday girl let me done this down for you this is not your birthday what having second thoughts
01:04:48because i was sitting on tony's lap you're gonna punish me like a little bitch god i thought women
01:04:55were catty i mean this is some straight petty bullshit i don't give a what either of you two do
01:05:04stella i am done okay you and your dad can go back to your miserable slum life kiss all this
01:05:14goodbye
01:05:15what a joke all this you mean the pool the mansion the gifts the servants those are all stella's
01:05:25i don't know what's up with enzo but tony might push him over the edge i can't lose this
01:05:31the only thing you can take away from her is your creepy ass obsessions
01:05:38so why don't you see yourself out or i guess i have to that's right and i'm not exactly gentle
01:05:46i'd like to see you try oh my god enzo you're literally ruining stella's day taking all of the
01:05:53attention like a dick quit with the lies if stella's not the real birthday girl then who is
01:06:11lily what is she doing here
01:06:15happy birthday miss lily thank you
01:06:21wow you look incredible babe is this how your staff always treats you why are they saying it's
01:06:28lily's birthday did you invite her if you don't make her leave in the next few seconds i'm never
01:06:36speaking to you again who says i want to celebrate okay happy birthday i'm so sorry stella totally ruined
01:06:44your party but mr blake he's on his way he's gonna make everything perfect for your big day you
01:06:49didn't have to do this enzo this is it's it's just amazing kindly leave this party has standards
01:06:58the money you get the out of here
01:07:00do you really think that after all these years of treating me like
01:07:09shit that i would want to celebrate your birthday
01:07:12i'm gonna say this one last time this is not your party this is lily's party
01:07:19this is wild making up accusations just to try and get my attention
01:07:27how did you even get here the guard was only supposed to let in people on the list
01:07:32you forgot your bag in the back dad
01:07:38hey did you just call the chauffeur your dad
01:07:42wait didn't you call him dad the other night at the sleepover
01:07:46stella is the chauffeur your dad no my dad is not some loser chauffeur wow
01:07:53stella you would really put down your own dad just to cover your own facade mind your
01:07:58fucking business if i say it's not my dad it's not my dad when have i ever lied to you
01:08:03guys kevin
01:08:04look at what you created a stubborn rat so self-obsessed she won't even acknowledge you as her own father
01:08:12enzo i think you should watch your toe and remember that you are speaking to miss stella quid
01:08:18keep pushing and she'll cut you off for good
01:08:20shit i thought that the chauffeur was her dad for a second
01:08:26that enzo is fucking psycho
01:08:30honestly man at least have the decency to show stella some respect in her own house
01:08:37man if i was a quinn i would have kicked you out a long time ago
01:08:43thanks for the idea tony
01:08:45what do you say kevin should i throw out my stubborn staff and his narcissistic daughter
01:08:51no please don't kevin fire
01:08:58fire you can't do this you have no right to fire me enzo yes i do and someone who's on
01:09:05his way right
01:09:05now who's gonna tell you the exact same thing your dad is coming back early no that's impossible uh you
01:09:13guys as of today kevin and his daughter no longer employees of the quinn estate please see to it that
01:09:19their rooms are cleared out if you so much as throw out our things i'll have you thrown out to
01:09:23the
01:09:23streets in seconds that's it i'm never talking to you again i hope you're happy
01:09:32i'm over the fucking moon let's go clear out the rooms come on let's go babe he walked all over
01:09:41you in front of everyone you need to do something about this that simp is fucking dead
01:09:53incredible i'm gone a couple of days and my chauffeur and his daughter are walking all over my son
01:09:58stop on it we got to get home happy birthday i hope you like it you didn't have to get
01:10:10me anything
01:10:11and so i'm just i'm just happy to be here with you happy to be with you too
01:10:19get that mousy little tramp out of my house now
01:10:24get that mousy little tramp out of my house now
01:10:30kevin you can hand the car keys to may on your way out and stella if you wouldn't mind taking
01:10:34off that dress that'd be great actually all your clothes belong to the quinn estate you're making
01:10:38a huge mistake letting a rat like you into my home was my only mistake sorry sorry sorry i came
01:10:50as
01:10:50soon as i could but the kardashians needed me for a baby shower and they love to gab
01:10:57no worries mr blake why don't you just wheel that over to the birthday girl of course
01:11:04wait a minute i saw that gown at christie's auction only the quinn's would be able to get
01:11:08their hands on a dress like that she must be the birthday girl well what a beautiful birthday girl
01:11:14the bell of the ball well enzo looks like your little scheme just blew up in your face huh
01:11:22finally that idiot just let me have my cake and eat it too now i just need to get enzo
01:11:28to shut up
01:11:29before anyone else questions me again as the rightful quinn heir i hope you're happy with your party
01:11:33i've never worked this hard on an event before it was passable i believe the arrangement was to
01:11:42settle the bill after the event correct two million dollars right and so we'll take care of it oh no
01:11:54stella this is your party right i mean shouldn't have any problem paying to the daughter of the
01:11:59richest family in town shouldn't have any problem paying to the daughter of the richest family in town
01:12:07why are you being so smug stella is a quinn heir two million i mean that's basically her weekly
01:12:13allowance right stella yeah totally oh my god i can't pay for this two million dollars just for one
01:12:21night right and so gave me one of his dad's blank checks before he started acting like such a jerk
01:12:29why reach into my own allowance when i have access to my daddy's personal
01:12:33account stella can get whatever she wants she doesn't need you simping after her
01:12:40forgot about my dad's checkbook but luckily i know the number of the family accountant
01:12:46hi someone is trying to impersonate the quinn heir could you please freeze all my accounts thank you
01:12:54he's just trying to scare me he gave me that check himself i know he wants me to beg for
01:12:59him in front of
01:13:00everyone but this power trip of his needs to end mr blake ignore him we've been having some problem
01:13:07with the help recently why don't you scan that check here and now in front of everyone and show them
01:13:12that i'm the real quinn heir right away miss stella
01:13:28i'm sorry this is a bad check
01:13:35what are you talking about that account has billions oh my god did inzo really freeze the account
01:13:44no no no in order for him to do that he had to really be a member of the quinn
01:13:48family
01:13:50i have no idea what's going on but the viewers love it clearly there's something wrong with your phone
01:13:56it's not used to such large transactions miss stella i organize events worth tens of millions
01:14:05my bank handles transactions like this every single day you're scanning it wrong give me that
01:14:13you're trying to get out of pain no of course not
01:14:20if you can't pay now i'm gonna call the police pay up or pay the price
01:14:32pay up or pay the price
01:14:39of course will you just give me a moment
01:14:48what do i do you need to make that little punk pay up we can't afford bill like that i
01:14:53know but
01:14:54he's being a jerk on your finger right you do whatever it takes to make him happy hey guys sorry
01:15:01to interrupt if you come clean right now i might let you stay one more night while you figure out
01:15:05where
01:15:06to go next it doesn't have to be like this listen you know we can't afford that why did you
01:15:13freeze the
01:15:13account i thought mr quinn was your dad that's what you've been telling everybody god can you just be
01:15:19serious for a moment please fine seriously you're neither my girlfriend nor my friend and the two
01:15:26of you have been taking advantage of my family for far too long can we just talk about this after
01:15:31your
01:15:31father dad shut up what do you want to embarrass me in front of everyone on my birthday is that
01:15:40going to
01:15:40get you off you freak last time this isn't your birthday party but you're too egotistical to realize
01:15:47that stella i cannot believe i ever saw a future with you payment please payment please
01:16:02and so i hate how things have been between us recently how about this if you pay for this party
01:16:12we can make things official and we can finally be together but if i'm locked up for not paying them
01:16:20i'll never see you again
01:16:25and so you're the heir to the quinn corporation if you plead guilty they'll let you off with a slap
01:16:32on the wrist i am just the daughter of your family chauffeur a low-class nobody they'll take me to
01:16:38jail
01:16:39and then i'll never see you i'll never see you again that won't work twice you spineless simp you
01:16:52fucking lapdog if you think you can live without me you're a joke don't take it easy on that cry
01:16:58baby
01:16:58stella i know what happened he stole your father's actual checkbook and that's why your check bounced
01:17:08you're right you must have switched the checks at the last minute at some last ditch effort to get my
01:17:13attention
01:17:17tony play the idea and get back for me yes
01:17:33of course you can't just let enzo fire me we'd have nothing but if this muscle head steals enzo's
01:17:41checkbook you have access to the quinn's endless pile of cash we can make off with billions before
01:17:48they even know it's missing you know we're not in school anymore there's no one here to save you
01:17:54buddy you're such a meathead you don't even know when you're getting played we'll see how well you
01:18:00talk back when i beat your face to a ball stop right there oh my god it's jerry quinn the
01:18:12head of
01:18:12court because there's a guy in the whole country it's over but he wasn't supposed to come back
01:18:21early pull it together we'll find a way out of this okay
01:18:30dad finally back dad
01:18:38stop pretending enzo okay we all know that your father is just one of stella's servants shut up
01:18:46pardon me did you just say that uh enzo's father works for stella's family has she been telling all
01:18:52of you that she's a queen no this is all a misunderstanding sir stella would never say anything
01:18:59like that the fuck old man leave now or i'll have stella fire your ass shut up
01:19:12kevin i'm gone for a couple of days and you and your daughter try to take over my estate
01:19:15no of course not sir stella what's going on are you not a quinn
01:19:31play time is over stella
01:19:36give up on your little heiress fantasy before you embarrass yourself any further
01:19:44dad i've already taken the initiative to remove kevin and stella from our payroll
01:19:49but it seems they don't understand that i have the authority to do so
01:19:54kevin ten years ago we showed pity on you a struggling father trying to raise his daughter
01:20:00is this how you repay us who brought you into our home treated your daughter like a princess
01:20:07gave you a great wage to move on and then this is what it comes down to the both of
01:20:12you
01:20:13grateful leeches are you really the driver's daughter
01:20:23stop building all of you put your phones away this is a private property you don't have my
01:20:32permission to film do you hear me yes but this is not your property enzo i give you full authority
01:20:39to
01:20:39do whatever you think is accordingly thank you dad kevin effective immediately your employment as a
01:20:46quinn corp chauffeur has been terminated please take stella and vacate the premises
01:20:51oh and you might want to call a cab because those cars you drive are ours ironic isn't it
01:21:04so please please please sir we have nowhere to go please get up you're embarrassing me he's just a
01:21:15pathetic simp you stop enough stop don't you get it he doesn't love you he doesn't even like you
01:21:23i've let you become some vain materialistic spoiled brat now and so who wants nothing to do with you
01:21:32what kind of a psychotic bitch do you gotta be to pretend to be part of the quinn family
01:21:37you've played us the entire time you're just a liar you know i've asked you to replace my brother
01:21:45phone screen it looks like you can't even afford the air you breathe
01:21:53tony tony please i've wasted my time on a catfishing con artist no no no no no it's not like
01:22:00that
01:22:01i showered you guys with gifts i took you to parties you can't turn your backs on me no no
01:22:10no this isn't
01:22:10fair you you can't do this i'm not going out like this you know we need a did i just
01:22:24kill someone
01:22:26stella get back here no no no no no no she's gonna hurt someone
01:22:32no no she's gonna hurt someone don't worry i already warned the gate garden stella can't get out
01:22:39this time she's she's not gonna hurt anyone how do you know it i wanted to tell you but
01:22:46i just i couldn't find the right time
01:22:58it was you
01:23:01you brought me back i brought both of us back
01:23:04i wanted to give us a second chance at well us
01:23:12let's not waste a moment of it then
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