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مسلسل Side Quest مترجم - Episode 1
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00:25To be continued...
00:56To be continued...
01:00...from the earrings.
01:00Fucking earrings.
01:01The pressure that we're under right now is what's going to make Mythic Dance
01:04turn from a lump of coal into a hand-cut eight-carat diamond in a white-gold setting.
01:11Great.
01:11Look, I know it's your day off, and I just...
01:13It's not my day off.
01:14I'm on vacation.
01:15I don't even know I'm talking to you right now.
01:17You're talking to me because you know that Japan is a quarter of the market,
01:20and the Minister of Culture has to allow it through the country.
01:24And you know...
01:25Hey.
01:26We're dancing because it's my tie o'clock.
01:29It's my tie o'clock.
01:30You just hung up on iron.
01:32Yeah, I know.
01:32I'm saying buy an iron.
01:34It's vacation.
01:34I'm sorry.
01:36You're right.
01:36I haven't had one in two years.
01:38I'm not going to let your work thing ruin it.
01:39And your weirdly yoked, bargain-bin, Cris Angel-ass boss
01:44can survive one week without you.
01:46He's going to have to.
01:47Because as of this moment, Maude,
01:50I am officially free from Mythic Quest.
01:52Oh, Phil.
01:53Our vacation starts...
01:56Hold on, one sec.
01:58Our vacation starts...
02:01not...
02:13Oh, it's a cutie boy.
02:16Hello.
02:18Hi.
02:19I have traveled these great lands.
02:22I went even to the far north, to the spa area,
02:26where I did encounter some wild children
02:29who tried to claim what was ours.
02:32You may share my bed, brave hero.
02:35Yes, please.
02:36Hoppin' stud.
02:37Oh, yes.
02:38Oh, thank you.
02:39Did you say...
02:41Hoppin'?
02:43You are so crazy.
02:47So...
02:48Oh, shit.
02:50I forgot my dairy pills.
02:52I'm going to get the wet toots.
02:54Know that I keep my lover's toots bone dry.
02:56Oh, shit.
02:57Bastard.
02:57Ah, remember that.
02:59Because I'm going to show you something.
03:02Oh, my gosh.
03:03Maude, we have talked about this.
03:05No.
03:05He's so cute.
03:07Look at his stupid little face.
03:08His dumb little naked-ass body.
03:11I love you, Daddy.
03:12I love him so much.
03:14I miss Mommy.
03:15I can see.
03:16He's very cute.
03:17But I...
03:18I mean, we just don't have the space,
03:19and I feel bad adopting Milton
03:21and not having a backyard for him to run around in.
03:23Okay, so maybe it's time that we look for a house.
03:25All right.
03:26Well, let's think about this.
03:27What if we get locked into a mortgage
03:29and you come home with, I don't know, Colin Firth?
03:33I wouldn't dump you for a call and less than feral, honey.
03:37I love you.
03:38Hmm.
03:39Hmm.
03:40Have you looked under your plate?
03:42Okay.
03:42The menu.
03:44Yeah.
03:44See what they have for dessert.
03:47Oh, my God.
03:50Bug.
03:51So good.
03:52I love it.
03:54You just looked so beautiful.
03:55I just had to capture it.
03:56I know it's a little cheesy, but...
03:58It's not cheesy.
03:59It's so good.
04:02When we get back, you have to quit,
04:04and you have to start the design suit in the garage
04:06like you always say that you're going to.
04:07Well, I mean, right now,
04:08our town has a shared garage
04:10who's full of that CrossFit asshole's tractor tires.
04:14But, you know, I am just bullshit
04:16when I say all that stuff about I Am
04:18because, you know, he's pushed me very hard,
04:21and he's made me good.
04:22I wouldn't have been able to draw that without I Am.
04:23I'm lucky you have him.
04:25Okay, he's lucky.
04:26If I Am could do what you do, then he would.
04:28And maybe he did make you better, okay?
04:31But whatever.
04:32It's time that you just need to bet on yourself
04:34and do it.
04:37This is so good.
04:39Hello?
04:40Bill, micro, knuckleball, knucks,
04:43house, the world's greatest art director.
04:45Need to talk to you about the Japan presentation.
04:49It was Ian.
04:51How does he know what hotel we're at?
04:54Oh, shit.
04:56Ian has all of his employees' share location.
04:59Are you insane?
05:02Okay.
05:02Yeah, no.
05:03We're not doing that.
05:05That is kookalicious.
05:07All done.
05:08We have taken the tracking chip out of your neck.
05:10You're welcome.
05:12Guess I should have done that a while ago.
05:15Well, it's okay.
05:16I got you, bud.
05:19Keep doing that.
05:20I like it.
05:24Dreamer, I'm just a dreamer.
05:30Something, I'm just wasting time.
05:33Oh, no, no.
05:40It's not worth talking.
05:41Okay.
05:42That's really good.
05:43I think you're going upstairs.
05:45So you're looking at that and not remembering it.
05:47Okay.
05:48Fuck.
05:49Tell him what I said.
05:51Good job.
06:03These dreams, they are your dreams.
06:08And breathe.
06:10On the inhale, switch positions with your partner.
06:15Jesus Christ.
06:16Is that your dad?
06:18He's like a goddamn bag of lions, Phil.
06:22How long have you two been married?
06:24Oh, we're not married.
06:26Oh.
06:27Now one partner lie on your belly while your lover stands over you, gently pulling your wrist.
06:32Well, I think you're just adorable.
06:34It seems like you've been together forever.
06:36It's been a little over three years, so.
06:39Okay.
06:39Well, you must be pretty special.
06:41I mean, a girl like her could get anyone, you know?
06:46A girl like her could get anyone.
06:50A girl like her could get anyone.
06:51She could have anyone.
06:53Ow!
06:53Oh, my tits, Phil.
06:55Sorry, Mom.
06:56So, let's move into Sucdaburakunasana.
06:59I'm sorry.
06:59Oh, excuse me.
07:01Okay.
07:01Hello?
07:02Hello?
07:04My apologies.
07:06Is there a Phil here?
07:08This is Phil.
07:08I'm here.
07:09Hi.
07:10It's apparently an emergency.
07:13Someone's on the phone?
07:14Hello?
07:15Is that your phone?
07:16Philando Car-Rissian.
07:18Before you ask how I got this number, I have access to military satellites.
07:22Anywho, I need a dozen mock-ups or some hats.
07:25Some hats?
07:26Yep, yep.
07:27I realize what's missing is some old-school Fred Astaire razzle-dazzle.
07:30You're the only man to do it.
07:32You're my guy.
07:33Now, if you can get those hat options by seven, that'd be awesome.
07:36Look, if I send you a few sketches, will you leave me the fuck alone?
07:39No.
07:40Absolutely.
07:41Phil, turn it off.
07:43We're strengthening our pelvic floor right now, right?
07:45Okay, I gotta go on.
07:45Is everything okay?
07:46Yes, I'm sorry.
07:47Please continue.
07:49Namaste.
07:50Danka.
07:52Arigato.
07:54What?
07:55What?
07:59This sunset is so fucking beautiful, I could die.
08:03This sunset is so fucking beautiful, I could, like, punch a dolphin.
08:10Sunset is so beautiful, I could, like, rip my own leg off and eat it.
08:18Oh, we're so cute.
08:21I'm so happy in here with you.
08:24That it's just you and me.
08:27But someone's missing.
08:29Who?
08:31Jamilton.
08:32Oh, my God.
08:33Did you make him your lock screen?
08:35Yeah.
08:36Momo.
08:38Someday.
08:39Someday.
08:45Oh, a proposal.
08:47Right there.
08:49Woo!
08:51And it's another proposal.
08:54Oh, my gosh.
08:56Skywriter.
08:57She could have anyone.
08:58She could have anyone.
09:00Girl like her could get anyone.
09:02Why would she want me?
09:04She could have anyone.
09:04Why would she want?
09:05She could have anyone.
09:06Why would she want me?
09:08Aloha.
09:08My apologies for the delay, sir.
09:10Here's your main course.
09:12I pooped better husbands than you.
09:14Ah!
09:15Oh, shit, Phil.
09:17Are you okay?
09:21I'm fine.
09:22I just...
09:24hate soup.
09:28Oh.
09:32Ahem.
09:47You're the greatest art director that I've ever worked with.
09:51Every little movement had a meaning.
09:54And the meaning promised a thrill.
09:58With your lovely will I hand you whisper.
10:02Here I love you and I always will.
10:10Bug?
10:15What are you doing, Bug?
10:16No, nothing.
10:18I was...
10:18The ocean looks so beautiful, I just needed a draw.
10:22It's black as shit out here, Bug.
10:24You can barely see the ocean.
10:25It is.
10:28Let me see it.
10:29I want to wait until it's finished.
10:30Phil?
10:31I want to wait until it's finished.
10:35Is that a pork pie hat on a fucking dwarf?
10:39What?
10:39Cool.
10:40So you're working right now.
10:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:43Well...
10:43That's my own dwarf hat thing.
10:45Oh, it is?
10:46Yeah, it is.
10:46And just so you know, that is a hamburg, not a pork pie.
10:50We're on vacation, Phil.
10:51We're supposed to be here to reconnect, relax,
10:54not draw little outdated hats for little fairy creatures.
10:58But if I don't do some work now,
10:59all I'm going to be thinking about
11:01is all the extra work I'm going to have to do
11:02when we get home,
11:03which would cancel out all the relaxing time.
11:06Phil, you're wound tighter than ever.
11:08You screamed at soup.
11:09Let me just do three hats,
11:12and then we'll be done.
11:13It's always three hats.
11:15Or 20 swords.
11:16Or a bigger, shinier codpiece for a freaking troll.
11:19Do you really not want to be here with me, Phil?
11:22Oh, come on.
11:23I have to waste my time.
11:24Hey, hey, hey.
11:27Of course I want to be here.
11:28There's no place I'd rather be.
11:31For real.
11:34Then tell Ian to leave you alone.
11:38He's my boss.
11:39Phil, I have been so understanding about your job.
11:42I think that I played pretty cool
11:44when I heard about the whole Jason Bourne tracking you thing.
11:47I am done.
11:49So you need to call him right now,
11:53or I truly swear to God I'm going home.
11:57It's pretty late L.A. time.
11:59Oh, my God.
12:00He's probably not going to pick up,
12:01but I'm calling.
12:03Hello?
12:04Hi, Phil.
12:05Fuck.
12:05Hey, Ian.
12:08Ian's and tigers and bears are mine.
12:11What?
12:11Sorry, never mind.
12:12I got to talk to you about something.
12:14I hope it's something about goblins wearing big old top hats.
12:17It's not.
12:18I'm on vacation with my girlfriend,
12:21my very beautiful,
12:24wonderful,
12:26understanding
12:27girlfriend.
12:28And I'm not asking you.
12:30I'm telling you,
12:32you do not talk to me
12:34until I get back.
12:37Wow.
12:38Okay.
12:39Yeah.
12:39I can respect that.
12:41Boundaries.
12:41Tight.
12:42I'll see you when you get back.
12:46I just told Ian Graham
12:49to fuck off.
12:52You should have told him
12:53to go up to some asshole
12:54and then quit.
12:56That was pretty good, though, right?
12:58That was pretty good, though.
13:00Fuck yeah, it was.
13:26It doesn't get much hotter than the traditional Samoan fire knife dance.
13:30But now let's cool things down a bit with a little hula.
13:34For this one, we're gonna need a few guests to come up on stage and learn to hula.
13:39Who do we have here? Would you like to learn to hula?
13:42Uh, we're Kim and Dan Rutherford from Cedar Point, Ohio.
13:45And yeah, yeah, let's do it.
13:49Oh, God. No.
13:53It's okay, honey. I don't think she's coming to our table.
13:55What's your name, sir? Would you like to come up and dance hula for everyone?
13:59From all these people dancing?
14:02No. No. No. No.
14:04My name is Phil. Phil. And, uh...
14:07You know what? Hi. I'm Maude. And I would love to hula.
14:12So let's do this!
14:16Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
14:18Welcome.
14:24I'll pass the village of Kawuku
14:29Where the sugar mill peacefully lays
14:35And come down here
14:38And come down here
14:40And comes upon the shore
14:40Kila kila
14:42Oh, Kui Lima
14:48Kui Lima is where you'll find
14:54Romance, fun, and laughter
14:57For the gracefulness of the palm tree
15:03Kila kila
15:05Oh, Kui Lima
15:14Ma, you are the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
15:20Will you take my hand
15:25As I lead you to the promised land
15:30In this holy...
15:32Why am I getting religious?
15:35Um...
15:36Momo
15:36What's that?
15:37Oh, nothing. I'm just...
15:39I'm just very excited for our romantic-ass stroll on the beach
15:44Hey, y'all!
15:53How do you feel?
15:56Are you sure you're ready for this, dum-dum?
16:05I don't know. I mean, I love Maude to a very large degree
16:11Wow, very convincing. Gonna put that in the proposal?
16:14I don't know
16:15Phil, buddy, let's put our cars on the table, hmm?
16:18She's gonna figure out sooner or later that you're not good enough for her
16:21Then it's gonna be clear sailing for old Milton
16:24Why are you so goddamn mean, Milton?
16:27Hmm?
16:27Who are you talking to, bub?
16:28No one
16:33Who's that?
16:34I ordered drinks
16:38Hello, Phil
16:41Hello?
16:42I know you're on vacation, but the Japanese have my nuts and advice
16:48Your nuts?
16:49And advice, Phil. This is Ian, by the way
16:53This isn't real. This isn't real
16:55This is very real, Phil
16:57You said I couldn't talk to you until you're back at work
17:00So I found a loophole
17:01This boy's parents are staying at your hotel
17:03So I wired them a thousand dollars to allow the boy to wear an earpiece
17:07Now I'm dictating everything the boy is saying
17:09Fart, butt, penis!
17:11I do not say fart or butt or penis
17:14That was just the boy
17:15Jacob, if you're not going to take this seriously, please hand fill the phone
17:18Fine
17:20Just take it
17:23Hey, Philly
17:25Whoa! I think your ear might be infected
17:28Uh, ear? No, that's totally normal
17:31That's just the earring settling in
17:32Look, Phil, we're at the finish line on this, man
17:35We just have to do one more thing
17:36We've got to fly to Japan to do the whole song and dance in person
17:40To ensure that mythic dance is not offending cultural sensibilities
17:45So, go to Japan, do the song and dance
17:48I mean, that's the thing you're good at, right?
17:50I am good at it, and I am going to go
17:52But I need you to come with me, Phil
17:54Look, man, nobody knows this game better than you do, including me
17:58You're the greatest art director that I've ever worked with
18:01Mythic Quest needs you
18:03Please
18:05Ain's right, you know
18:05You're a great art director, but you'd be a piece of shit husband
18:09I say go for it
18:11Okay
18:12I'll do it
18:14Nice catch, Jacob
18:20Look, I know what you're going to say, Momo, but Aya needs me, and I have
18:23I need you, Phil
18:24I need you
18:25Is spending a week with me in a really beautiful place
18:28Is that just so difficult for you?
18:30Is it so horrible that you want to run away?
18:32Because your boss said one nice thing about you
18:35I mean...
18:36Okay, no answer
18:37No, no, that's good
18:39It's not going to be more than 24 hours
18:41You're not even going to know that I'm gone, Ma
18:42Right
18:43Ayaan is just... he needs
18:44Ayaan?
18:45Yeah
18:45I don't give a fuck about Ayaan
18:47This is not about Ayaan
18:49I don't think that you want to be happy
18:54And you're terrified of finding any joy or love for yourself because you don't think you deserve it
18:58You don't think that you deserve me
19:01And, um, you're doing a really good job of convincing me that that's true
19:12Why are you so much happy you're being miserable, Buck?
19:15I...
19:26I don't know
19:55You're not going to do, Mittal
20:09Oh, konnichiwa, Phil Spector.
20:12He's a music producer, also a murderer.
20:14It's a little dark.
20:15Whoa, Phil, that's like the greatest hamburg I've ever seen.
20:19Great work.
20:21What the fuck happened to your ear?
20:24Why don't you take the earring out?
20:25Well, the ear is totally fine, Phil.
20:28And I couldn't get the earring out of you even if I tried.
20:30But Japanese won't let me in there for some health and safety bullshit,
20:33which means I can't do the song and dance,
20:35which means you've got to do the song and dance.
20:42Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I can do it.
20:47I can walk them through the presentation and they'll be good.
20:49Uh, walk. Who said walk? I didn't say the word walk.
20:53Oh, I see the confusion. When I say song and dance,
20:56you think I'm using a colloquialism when, in fact,
20:59I need you to demonstrate the actual physical dance moves of the game
21:03for the Japanese. Now.
21:06What?
21:07Are you telling me that I left my fiancé to come get humiliated
21:11in front of Japanese dignitaries?
21:14Oh, my God. Wait. Fiancé?
21:16Phil, did you get engaged?
21:18Mazel!
21:18No, I mean, I meant to, but I had the, I wrote it down.
21:24Oh, but you bailed.
21:27Because you knew that coming back to Mythic Quest
21:29was going to be best for you.
21:31No. No.
21:33A normal life where I can go to Hawaii with Maude,
21:36that's what's best for me.
21:38Philbo Baggins, are you in Hawaii right now?
21:41Or are you in Japan?
21:43Yeah.
21:44You're in Japan.
21:45Because Mythic Quest gives you what you need.
21:48All that pressure, it took a lump of coal
21:50and it turned it into a diamond.
21:53That's what you are, Phil.
21:55When you're at Mythic Quest, you're a diamond.
21:57A beautiful, shiny diamond.
22:00I can barely see the diamond.
22:02But I can.
22:05He's standing right in front of me.
22:09You know, this insane pep talk is actually kind of working.
22:13You know how fucked up that is?
22:14You're shiny.
22:15You're absolutely shiny.
22:16I mean, I want you to go up there.
22:17I want you to find your light.
22:18And I want you to shimmer like the beautiful gem that you are.
22:36I want you to find your light.
22:39And I am honored to be in your country.
22:45It's lovely.
22:47Beautiful, really.
22:53And now I am going to demonstrate to you the gameplay of Mythic Dance.
23:07It's a fucking nightmare.
23:11Ready?
23:12Let's dance!
23:15And now I'm going to demonstrate to you the gameplay of the action.
23:25Oops, missed the step.
23:30Keep trying!
23:32I'm only one of those.
23:35I'm still dancing!
23:38Keep trying!
23:40Good dancing!
23:53She could have anyone.
23:55Why would she want you?
23:59She could have anyone.
24:02She could have anyone.
24:03You don't deserve love.
24:06Why would she want you?
24:08Why would she want you?
24:11Why would she want you?
24:38Why would she want you?
24:42Why would she want you?
24:50Why would she want you?
24:54He's running out again
25:01He's running out
25:04He's run, run, run, run
25:15Running out
25:18He's running out
25:22He's running out
25:28Cause I'm a creep
25:55Thank you so much for trusting me with your project
25:59I know how much it means to you
26:00I'm truly honored to have you as my first client here at Philco Design Firm
26:09Oh Phil
26:10Oh I love that we're getting married
26:12I don't love this
26:14So if we could just start over
26:16I have some ideas that could really make it sing
26:18If you're open to a collaboration
26:27Okay we gotta get you a new office
26:31Can you shut the fuck up please?
26:33Warmth of your love is like the warmth of the sun
26:38And this will be our year
26:40Took a long time to come
26:44Don't let go in my head now darkness has gone
26:48And this will be our year
26:51Took a long time to come
26:53And I won't forget the way you held me up when I was down
26:58And I won't forget the way you said
27:01Darling I love you
27:03You give a good to go
27:04Oh now we're there
27:06And we've only just gone
27:09And this will be our year
27:11Took a long time to come
27:25Warmth of your smile
27:27Smile for me little one
27:30And this will be our year
27:32Took a long time to come
27:35You don't have to worry
27:37All your worried days are gone
27:40And this will be our year
27:42Took a long time to come
27:45And I won't forget the way you held me up when I was down
27:50And I won't forget the way you said
27:53Darling I love you
27:54You gave me faith to go
27:56Oh now we're there
27:58And we've only just begun
28:00And this will be our year
28:03Took a long time to come
28:05To be continued
28:07To be continued
28:10To be continued
28:12To be continued
28:13To be continued
28:13To be continued
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