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Off Campus Episode 2
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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25All right.
00:26Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay. No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebound.
02:32Totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:36I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys take pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:56I'm very sure, Bootevila.
03:58Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:03Come on now.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chucker's sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:14Careful, don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:17I only report the facts.
04:22Wellesie.
04:23Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:35No worries.
04:44Jules?
04:47No, come on.
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't fly to yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55Dean.
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is he, then.
05:03This is me.
05:05This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:22For your oral presentation, you're going to have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers and
05:27how they relate to modern society.
05:31what was that no nothing just a snap from a puck bunny that's not what you actually call women
05:39they call themselves that wait are people gonna think i'm a puck bunny
05:43no one is going to think you're a puck bunny okay let's just start with nietzsche
05:52um no actually i don't need your notes
05:56nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual god is dead or whatever
06:01kant on the other hand was trying to define what morality was itself what the duties and
06:06obligations of the individual were to begin with
06:11if you know that already why do you need my help well i mean memorizing is easy right
06:15what i don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right it's not
06:22about being right oh my god
06:28okay
06:31this is garrett's tutor please leave him alone he'll fuck you later
06:39damn now i have to fuck her later oh only if you believe in obligations
06:47you want my head where just in between my uh wait is that even your head it doesn't matter i'm
06:54not
06:54doing august 19th okay uh oh june 28th is kind of hot you can do a backbend no you're doing
07:05backbends
07:07i don't know about this okay um yeah i'll just find a better one no i i mean any of
07:16this calendar the
07:18sex positions do you not like what we've been doing no i just like thought it might be fun to
07:26try
07:26something different you know i just after two years i don't want us getting boring
07:33our sex is boring no no i didn't we're just a little predictable it's all i mean like we do
07:41the
07:41same things and we see the same people and we break up and get back together like i'm just trying
07:47to shake us out of our routine here i like our routine okay not a break apart but the rest
07:54of it
07:54is we see the same people because we're in college we eat at the same places because we're in college
08:00life's not gonna be like this forever al yeah so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor
08:05make out in the back of an uber we're not those people well we could be right
08:14don't you want more
08:22okay let me see august 19th again
08:27no no it's fine fine the usual stuff's fine
08:35i can put a pillow under your butt you said that felt good last time right
08:41yeah you know yeah let's just do that
09:03okay what did we love about hannah's piece
09:08come on it's hannah's first time going for the pop showcase how do we help make it stronger we're
09:13classical comp majors we don't do pop i commend your intellectual flexibility truly anyone
09:23it's a nice melody there we go thank you aren't there supposed to be lyrics i haven't finished it yet
09:27hannah just uh try to listen
09:35okay i think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism honestly
09:41sounds a lot like hannah's film score work background music for someone else's story
09:46like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about
09:52just right hannah
09:56i am sure it went better than you think it did no it really didn't
10:01cutting it close mr graham sorry had to stop and grab coffee from my girl
10:12what's in this i think you meant to say thanks baby baby so for those of you who were remotely
10:19paying attention drink the damn coffee i'm lactose intolerant just pretend what pretend i'm not lactose
10:26intolerant is he looking or he can't tell
10:41nope
10:45what about now but what is the morality no technology designed solely to divert well okay well
10:54i'm saying notes like this nobody said you had to push back against perceived progress if those
11:00disruptions
11:01and that's a great example of an unwanted disruption
11:21he's looking now
11:26don't miss don't miss i ain't gonna miss don't miss don't miss don't miss don't miss don't miss don't miss
11:32oh fuck you told you not to miss come on it wasn't that bad it was like a car crash
11:40exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly
11:50hear me hear me we have a proclamation stand by for the proclamation the annual maxwell
11:56de laurentis birthday festivities will take place this year at the maxwell summer home in cape cod
12:02whoo thank you as it is our 22nd year gracing the earth the theme shall be twofers so please come
12:10dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo after us of course party bus depart shortly after the team
12:16bus which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning so be there or be there there
12:22is
12:23no other option drum roll please yes
12:38that is all that is all thank you
12:41that was a lot that's dean and beau for you they do the same kind of thing every year
12:46um wait justin is in beau's fret
12:58i got it gonna need more words i'll give you two hard launch
13:13i would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and i'm obsessed
13:17with it and you none of the hockey people know hockey people jules can't know this has to seem
13:24real okay well you've convinced half the theater department we could be beetlejuice what no you
13:35need to show up as someone hot how dare you winona ryder is beautiful yeah but she's not hot don't
13:40you have any of those boots that go up past the knee you mean fuck me boots we wear those
13:45when we
13:45don't feel like shaving well i'm just saying i mean you've got it so flaunt it okay don't talk
13:51about my it not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze yeah but the women i'm
13:55with do
13:56okay enough listen hockey man let's just get one thing straight my best friend is right about
14:01literally everything always now until the end of time thank you but in this case you do gotta
14:05whip them thighs out sorry but if you want to get justin's attention we have to be boy hot not
14:11girl
14:11hot wait we oh yeah sean and i are coming i just decided a wild hockey party is exactly what
14:18we need
14:18to shake us out of our funk you're already in the funk again you just got back together even soulmates
14:23have ruts or a series of ruts okay well it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with
14:29you anyway
14:29so yeah no you're coming to the game that wasn't part of the deal well if you're into me you're
14:35into hockey it's got a point well and besides you'll need to spend the night anyway right
14:38for fake sex reasons yeah fake sex so much fake sex oh i want to be having fake sex you're
14:45having
14:45real sex whatever my point is fake is fun um okay what's my deadline for this costume uh puck bunny
14:52bus leaves at 4 p.m saturday you said i'm not a puck bunny you're not doesn't mean you can't
14:58act like one
15:03come on we dominated the frozen four last year and the year before that and the year before that
15:08do all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us i'd like to see you give
15:13110
15:14percent brackets at 110 read each other's minds what are you doing tonight you want to give 100
15:19percent and then um give 10 i'm sorry could you repeat the question how do you plan to adjust to
15:26the challenge of being briars new captain i don't think there's a need to change anything my teammates
15:31expect the best out of me and uh that's not a problem so i expect the best of myself do
15:36you have
15:36any other pre-game rituals or superstitions yeah i'm pretty particular you know i need my locker to be
16:09hey
16:11Can I help you?
16:13No, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:24Then you can stay.
16:28Not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good. Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:35Sorry, can't you just speak to his professor
16:37or dean or whatever?
16:39If it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What? Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:04Mm-hmm.
17:11Hey, I thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry, Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:21All right.
17:25Yeah.
17:28I must admit I can't explain any of these thaws racing through my brain.
17:35It's true.
17:37Baby, I'm howling for you.
17:39Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:43Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46I will reschedule.
17:47Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover, and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:27Don't blush.
19:30Don't blush.
19:52So this is tutoring.
19:54What?
19:55No.
19:56Uh, yes.
20:01He was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm going to kiss you.
20:19Okay.
20:30Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's De La Rentis' birthday today, we all know his mind is already on the after-party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:02Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:18I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by Jules.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play is a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Hey, here we go.
21:37You got this, boys.
21:38Come on, now.
21:39This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey, hey, right here, right here.
21:44Let's just fucking go.
21:46Come on, baby.
21:47Hey, hey, Jules.
21:50Hey, here we go.
21:51The Briar has control of the puck.
21:52Logan, Logan.
21:53There you go.
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it.
21:55I'm over it, I'm over it.
21:55Graham back to Logan.
21:56These two are passing it back in force like Chlamydia during a welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys.
22:01Let someone else have a turn.
22:02It's only fair.
22:02Go, go, come on, baby.
22:07Denied.
22:07Damn, so close.
22:09Chatham tries to get the Puff the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby.
22:12Graham, right there with the interception.
22:15Come on, G, pass it up.
22:17Come on, take it up, take it up.
22:19Graham takes the loan in.
22:22Yes.
22:23Oh.
22:25Cool.
22:27Puff absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers.
22:29Look at him.
22:31In touch.
22:32Oh, jet.
22:33Oh, jet.
22:34Yeah.
22:34He's good.
22:35Oh, yeah.
22:36Problem is, knows it.
22:39Hawks, hawks, hawks, hawks, hawks!
22:41Hawks, hawks, hawks, hawks.
22:44Hawks, hawks, hawks, hawks, hawks!
22:47Hawks, hawks, hawks.
22:48Toss! Toss! Toss! Toss!
22:55Hi, Dini, baby.
23:00Hey, let's go set him up.
23:08Right here.
23:12Cuckoo!
23:13Oh!
23:15You fucking dude!
23:17Hey, hey! Tamponi!
23:19Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Tamponi! Tamponi!
23:28Tamponi! Tamponi!
23:30Hey! Tamponi! Tamponi!
23:32Tamponi! Tamponi!
23:35Come on!
23:41Moose!
23:42Maverick!
23:43Come on, come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:53I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:58In love with you now.
24:01Yes, man.
24:04Oh, yeah.
24:05Oh, yeah.
24:07Oh, yeah.
24:08Oh, yeah.
24:09Oh, yeah.
24:10You might have found so bad, you know.
24:14Still can't swallow it.
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit.
24:17I mean...
24:19You totally nailed boy hot.
24:21Good.
24:21Because I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, uh...
24:26Not yet.
24:27But he'll be here.
24:28Sig Tao takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30You okay?
24:31Oh, hey.
24:32Thanks, man.
24:33Uh, no, thanks.
24:34I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries.
24:37I'm not a big drinker, either.
24:39One on practice nights, five after a game.
24:40No exceptions.
24:41Seems pretty strict.
24:42Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So, what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots!
25:00Hey.
25:00Hockey shots.
25:01Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:04You...
25:04You're not a vampire.
25:06I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's tutor, but, uh...
25:08Y'all are cute, but we need you.
25:09Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:12Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it,
25:14because tonight we beat Chadham's asses.
25:16That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:18Yes, sir.
25:19Sorry.
25:21It's okay.
25:23Hockey shots!
25:29Hockey shots!
25:32Hockey shots!
25:33Hockey shots!
25:35Hockey shots!
25:36Hockey shots!
25:38Hockey shots!
25:39Hockey shots!
25:39Hockey shots!
25:39Hockey shots!
25:42Hooray, shoot!
25:43Woooo!
25:44One, two, three!
25:47Hey!
25:48Hey!
25:49Let's go Green.
25:49Keep it easy.
25:51Relax!
26:09Not a vampire.
26:10Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire, but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:20Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still locked up in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck.
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So we can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this, a floor like that, a dress like mine.
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering, but, I mean, if you looked at him, I mean, he's
27:27John's best friend, so, not really.
27:30John, my brother, John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks
27:39flew, as they do when people, um, sorry, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no.
27:51You're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:11It's just that last week, you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:21Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:26She said not at parties.
28:28Huh.
28:35Here, uh...
28:37Here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Probably the hero.
28:52I can say this, because Garrett's basically
28:54my brother.
28:55But he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny.
29:02I mean, really hardworking.
29:04Kind of nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that took so long
29:08to find any mixtures, but...
29:10I thought maybe...
29:12I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind,
29:15no pressure, though.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:35My single ass needs another drink.
29:38Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:42Good things.
29:43Really.
29:45Mmm.
29:46Yeah.
29:46This kitten over here.
29:49The flower's getting dry.
29:51And we're staring at the sunrise.
29:53Put your thirsty over there.
29:55Put your thirsty over there.
29:57Cause you're an animal, an animal.
30:01Like your clothes getting in on me
30:05Yeah, you're an animal, an animal
30:08But it just can't be this way
30:13I can't see you straight
30:15And my hands aren't tied
30:17I could be a type from your zombie bites
30:20Now I can't see you straight
30:22But the feeling's good
30:24Yo, Dini, can you do me a favor
30:27And take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally
30:39But I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:42That's really helpful
30:42Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53J-Lo! No!
30:58He says you're struggling with your assists, huh?
31:01Nope
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:04This is to my party people in the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:14If you're a party, speak, then step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:20Break the sweat on the floor
31:22Yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving
31:27Put your drinks up
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world
31:34Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:35You know we're running shit tonight on the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco
31:41London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York
31:45Vegas to Africa
31:47Dance the night away
31:49Live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away
31:59Asked me
32:00...
32:00Asked me
32:19Asked me
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:36You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy.
32:41Right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:54Oh, yeah.
33:05Come on.
33:07Come on.
33:08Come on.
33:16Okay.
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us.
33:22And he has.
33:23You've got him interested.
33:24Now we gotta go.
33:27Nobody's talking to someone.
33:32Hey.
33:33Watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
34:05Now.
34:06Now, you can wash.
34:12My baby, don't look for me.
34:15When I get lost in off these trees.
34:17See my soul, but it's not me.
34:19I'm with the crowd, I cannot breathe.
34:22My baby's no good for me.
34:24No good for me.
34:25No.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:50I didn't.
34:50No, I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59Seems funny.
35:00Seems like I just did.
35:01Oh my God, you're so stubborn.
35:05You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:15Whoa, you're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay, you're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed.
35:34I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need you pity.
35:36It's all yours.
35:37See you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
35:39Take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:59Nothing.
36:00Can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah.
36:31You get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:43It's a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:47I was getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01Chugging protein shakes and lifting weights.
37:07Missing birthday parties.
37:10Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37I spent my whole life training for a dream and now I'm so close to it.
37:41But if I stopped, I...
37:44I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Well, fuck that.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:11And they let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
38:24Oh my God, no.
38:25Turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:53Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:56In high school.
39:07They're really good.
39:08Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:16Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:23Back to page...
39:30I gotta tell you something.
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game
39:37I was
39:40struggling.
39:42And then
39:44I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:48Right?
39:52I followed your voice
39:54through the tunnels.
39:56I saw you in the green room.
40:01Saying it out loud.
40:03I realized that sounds creepy, but
40:08you were so
40:11like genuine, you know?
40:15You're free.
40:20You centered me.
40:29Jules posted us.
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Actually, hang on.
40:35Let me see.
40:43We did it.
40:44Yeah, we did it.
40:47Wait, I have just a thing.
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover
40:49of The Bitch is Back?
40:50Yeah, of course.
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie.
40:52Okay, well, what about
40:53Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:59Gonna pretend you didn't
41:00just say that.
41:00Come up here.
41:09Will you show me
41:10something of yours?
41:11Well, like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one
41:14on your Instagram.
41:16Uh, no.
41:17I don't write
41:18like that anymore.
41:20That's crazy.
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary.
41:29Telling the world
41:30something I'm not ready
41:31for it to know.
41:33But I am working
41:35on something
41:36at the moment
41:36for the Pop Showcase.
41:38But it's not there yet.
41:40Lyrics are hard for me.
41:43It'll get there.
41:45It has to.
41:46I need to win.
41:47You hate losing
41:48that badly, huh?
41:49I do.
41:50When it means
41:51that I can't afford
41:52to go to Briar anymore.
41:53Which is what'll happen
41:54if I don't get a scholarship.
41:56And the only way
41:57to get a scholarship
41:58is to win.
42:10Do you have to write
42:11the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure.
42:15As long as it's still mine.
42:34I mean,
42:36there's your answer.
42:38It's Justin.
42:39Yeah.
42:40I mean, just ask him
42:40for help.
42:41Pretentious douches
42:42love that shit.
42:43He is not
42:44a pretentious douche.
42:48Okay, yeah.
42:48Whatever you say.
43:00Wait, have you heard
43:01of the Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm.
43:04Their Coachella set
43:05will change your life.
43:06Huh.
43:07Ha.
43:08Ha.
43:09Ha.
43:09Ha.
43:09Ha.
43:09Ha.
43:14Ha.
43:19Ha. Ha.
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yeah.
44:51Yeah.
44:51Is it safe?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah.
44:55Cool.
44:55Yeah.
44:57Yeah.
44:59Yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:16Yeah.
45:28Yeah.
45:33Yeah.
45:33Yeah.
45:34Yeah.
45:34Yeah.
45:34Yeah.
45:34Yeah.
45:34Yeah.
45:34I don't want love like that
45:36But I can't go any further
45:39Till it starts coming back
45:41I'm a rock star
45:42And I'm never around when you need
45:45Like a race car
45:47Driving away from the scene
45:50Does she want me to stay?
45:52Does she want me to pack?
45:54You can't push me any further
45:56Till it starts coming back
45:59Turn me all around
46:02Right up, side down
46:04Spin me like a boat
46:06And drop your finger on me
46:08I feel so far
46:11You're all I want
46:13Spin me like a boat
46:15And drop your finger on me
46:17They push me in circles
46:19To the edge of the earth
46:21Where I can't go any further
46:23Till it starts coming back to you
46:26I'm an addict
46:28I'm addicted to her and to me
46:31She's a magnet
46:34Pulling me under the sheets
46:36If it holds you too close
46:38We'll do good things to go
46:40Don't matter what happens
46:42Wherever we end up
46:43We'll come right back
46:45Turn me all around
46:48Right up, side down
46:50Spin me like a boat
46:52And drop your finger on me
46:54I feel so far
46:56You're all I want
46:59Spin me like a boat
47:01And drop your finger on me
47:03They push me in circles
47:05To the edge of the earth
47:07Where I can't go any further
47:09Till it starts coming back to you
47:29Turn me all around
47:32Right up, side down
47:35Spin me like a boat
47:37And drop your finger on me
47:39I feel so far
47:41You're all I want
47:44Spin me like a boat
47:46And drop your finger on me
47:48Turn me around
47:50Right up, side down
47:52Spin me like a boat
47:55And drop your finger on me
47:57I feel so far
47:59You're all I want
48:01Spin me like a boat
48:04And drop your finger on me
48:06And push me in circles
48:08To the edge of the earth
48:46Let's go
48:46And touch, side down
49:05Ikit me like a boat
49:05And you to fall
49:05And that's not
49:05He's doing nothing
49:05When the instructor
49:05Take your finger on me
49:05And you should
49:06I
49:06want I
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