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Campaigning For Love
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00:00:06oh my god that's christopher stinnett state candidate he's so hot i want him to campaign
00:00:15all over me can i vote for him 500 times i'm sorry
00:00:33mr stinnett congrats on your upcoming victory oh it's much too early to say that but thank you
00:00:40and you are only one of your biggest supporters well are you gonna drink this or break the heart
00:00:46of one of your donors excuse me for a second
00:01:08let's go upstairs together handsome let me take care of you what are you talking about don't deny it
00:01:15you need me baby
00:01:22oh baby don't worry i'll be in our room soon what the hell are you get away from me
00:01:30fuck out of my way
00:01:54hey
00:01:56Hey, new intern, are you serious? This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:02The side door is for the help.
00:02:04Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:08Get out, and go through the back.
00:02:11I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
00:02:15Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:21I don't know how, she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:25How garnished? This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office.
00:02:30You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:32Well, I just fired an intern for hating on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:40Excuse me, we grow brussel sprouts, not corn.
00:02:44And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas and-
00:02:48Excuse me, intern. Not another word, get lost.
00:03:01You ruined my mink! Are you drunk?
00:03:04Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:09You clumsy hick! You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:12I'm so sorry, please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:16I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:20Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:21You dumb hick.
00:03:24This is all your fault.
00:03:26Don't worry, there's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:03:29Stay out of this, maid. Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:39Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:41You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:45I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:49You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:52Us working class girls gotta stick together, right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:55You're right. God, I had a really tough day.
00:04:00It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:04That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:09I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:12Amen, girl. And...
00:04:16Look at you.
00:04:19You look like you fit right in.
00:04:25Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:31Okay, I gotta run, but this key works for the elevator and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:37Call me if you need me. Good luck.
00:04:40Thanks again. See you later.
00:04:58Is somebody here?
00:05:01Is somebody here?
00:05:03Is somebody in there?
00:05:10Oh, sorry. I'm...
00:05:12God, he's so hot.
00:05:20Are you okay?
00:05:21Can't do it, okay?
00:05:23Can't do it.
00:05:37Okay.
00:05:41I'm divid the ģ“ė...
00:05:44What are you doing?
00:05:47Go ahead.
00:05:49Go ahead.
00:06:09So you didn't go into Stenner's room?
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:14I, I...
00:06:15You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:17I hired you to drug him and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:25And you returned empty fucking-handed.
00:06:29Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:32Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:37This might just be enough to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:54I can't believe we...
00:06:55I slept with a hot stranger!
00:07:01I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:28Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:31If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it.
00:07:35It's right here.
00:07:37It doesn't matter.
00:07:39You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so...
00:07:47Today's your last day.
00:07:49Little trash girl.
00:07:50No, Rebecca, please.
00:07:51I really want this job.
00:07:57Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him, but he'll be here soon.
00:08:02So, be ready.
00:08:04He's never late.
00:08:05I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:08He wouldn't.
00:08:09He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:11Stop gossiping.
00:08:12Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:16Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:48He'll be right back.
00:08:53You've got to be kidding me.
00:08:55The man I slept with is the candidate?
00:08:57Hello, miss.
00:08:59Thank God, he didn't recognize me.
00:09:05I fucked up.
00:09:07If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
00:09:10Have we met, miss?
00:09:12Absolutely, never.
00:09:14Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
00:09:19I don't think she's cut out for this.
00:09:22Something's familiar about her.
00:09:25God, he recognizes me.
00:09:26I'm in so much trouble.
00:09:28Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
00:09:33Glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
00:09:35Thank God he didn't recognize me.
00:09:40He's way out of your league, farm girl.
00:09:43Stay away from him.
00:09:45He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
00:09:50Hey, something happened last night.
00:09:54Emergency meeting.
00:09:55Let's go.
00:09:56No intern's allowed.
00:09:57Get me a coffee with non-fat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
00:10:06Sir, what happened?
00:10:08You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
00:10:11It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
00:10:16It's foggy.
00:10:17But I spent the night with a woman who...
00:10:20You slept with someone?
00:10:22And she drugged you?
00:10:23She was...
00:10:24It was a setup.
00:10:25Oh God.
00:10:27A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
00:10:30The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
00:10:34Are you okay?
00:10:41No.
00:10:43No, I don't remember much.
00:10:44What the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
00:10:47She's a good person.
00:10:49You're being naive.
00:10:51Okay, this is dirty politics.
00:10:53Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
00:10:56She's not like that.
00:10:58No one's gonna find out.
00:10:59There will be no scandal.
00:11:06No one will find out?
00:11:09Senator Hester's about to do a press conference attacking you.
00:11:17I will protect your second amendment right.
00:11:19Does it have your coffee?
00:11:20Do you get a bazooka?
00:11:21You get a bazooka.
00:11:22You get a bazooka.
00:11:23You get a bazooka.
00:11:24It's your God-given right.
00:11:27And us men,
00:11:29we know how to safely handle fire arms.
00:11:32Oh, shit.
00:11:36Gotcha!
00:11:37I did that on purpose.
00:11:38Where was I?
00:11:40Oh, my opponent,
00:11:41Christopher Stenton,
00:11:43laid with a prostitute last night.
00:11:47What?
00:11:48I'm not a prostitute.
00:11:50This indecent,
00:11:51immoral,
00:11:52and pre-maritable sex
00:11:54will have him burn in hell
00:11:57So this is bad.
00:11:58for all eternity.
00:11:58He's lying.
00:12:00I didn't sleep with a prostitute.
00:12:01He has no proof.
00:12:02I have proof
00:12:04that my opponent,
00:12:06Christopher Stenton,
00:12:07slept with a hooker last night.
00:12:11Oh, no.
00:12:13He got a photo of us in bed.
00:12:15He has a photo?
00:12:17We're doomed.
00:12:22Oh, no.
00:12:24He got a photo of us in bed?
00:12:27Oh, God.
00:12:29You useless intern.
00:12:30I'm so sorry.
00:12:31I'll clean that up.
00:12:32And I have proof
00:12:34that my opponent,
00:12:36Christopher Stenton,
00:12:38slept with a prostitute last night.
00:12:44Thank goodness.
00:12:45That isn't a photo of me.
00:12:47Wait a second.
00:12:48That is not the woman
00:12:49I slept with last night.
00:12:50She was much more beautiful.
00:12:53That stupid farm girl
00:12:55smirk off your face.
00:12:56I'm sorry.
00:12:56I'll get out.
00:13:00Sir, this is bad.
00:13:01It doesn't matter
00:13:02if you didn't sleep
00:13:03with the prostitute
00:13:04or whoever she was.
00:13:05If we can't prove
00:13:06it wasn't a fake,
00:13:07then it'll sink
00:13:08and ruin the campaign.
00:13:10Wait.
00:13:12The girl last night
00:13:13gave me her phone number.
00:13:14Oh, no.
00:13:16Oh, no.
00:13:17Oh, no.
00:13:18Oh, no.
00:13:18Oh, no.
00:13:21Oh, no.
00:13:21Oh, no.
00:13:21Oh, no.
00:13:21Oh, no.
00:13:29The annoying farm girl intern?
00:13:32She's your one-night stand?
00:13:33Please, no.
00:13:35You can't sleep with your intern.
00:13:36It'll be a massive scandal.
00:13:37No, sorry.
00:13:38It's just my mom calling.
00:13:40I knew it.
00:13:41The boss would never be
00:13:42with someone as lonely as you.
00:13:44Get out, intern.
00:13:46You don't belong
00:13:46in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:13:49Hi, Mom.
00:13:50One second.
00:13:55She didn't pick up.
00:13:57Good.
00:13:58Don't talk to her.
00:14:00Your one-night stand
00:14:01was probably a spy
00:14:02sent by Senator Hustler
00:14:03to entrap you.
00:14:05Sir, the Senator
00:14:06is all over TV
00:14:06spreading massive lies
00:14:07that you slept with
00:14:08this prostitute.
00:14:09And they'll believe him.
00:14:10And we'll lose this election.
00:14:13Okay, unless we can prove
00:14:14it's a lie.
00:14:15How can I
00:14:15if the girl I was really with
00:14:16won't answer my calls?
00:14:19Wait.
00:14:20There must be
00:14:21security camera footage
00:14:22proving that I didn't go
00:14:23in the room
00:14:23with that prostitute.
00:14:26Yes.
00:14:27Of course.
00:14:28We'll get that hotel
00:14:29security camera footage
00:14:30ASAP.
00:14:38We'll get that footage
00:14:40to prove you weren't
00:14:40with a prostitute.
00:14:41And maybe
00:14:41we'll see the woman
00:14:43I was really with
00:14:43last night, too.
00:14:44We'll see the other
00:14:45who she was with.
00:14:50You're on your phone?
00:14:51Again?
00:14:52Go get me a muffin.
00:14:55Cinnamon raisin.
00:14:56No raisins.
00:14:57And make sure
00:14:58it's gluten-free.
00:14:59I was just calling
00:15:00in your order.
00:15:00No, actually.
00:15:05Stephanie,
00:15:06this is, um,
00:15:07Sarah.
00:15:07We met...
00:15:08I remember you.
00:15:09What's up, girl?
00:15:10Uh-huh.
00:15:10Um, is there any way
00:15:12you could access
00:15:12the hotel footage
00:15:13from last night
00:15:14from floor 28
00:15:16and delete it?
00:15:17Where's my muffin,
00:15:19intern?
00:15:20I'm still placing
00:15:21the order.
00:15:22Delete the footage?
00:15:24May I ask why?
00:15:25I know it's a lot
00:15:26to ask.
00:15:26I'll explain later,
00:15:27but it's an emergency.
00:15:29Us working-class girls
00:15:30gotta look out
00:15:31for each other, right?
00:15:32Staff in the security
00:15:33room is my friend.
00:15:34I got it.
00:15:37My people are arriving
00:15:38at the hotel.
00:15:38We'll have that footage
00:15:39in no time.
00:15:41Come on, Stephanie.
00:15:42Delete that footage
00:15:43fast,
00:15:44or I'm in trouble.
00:15:47Hey.
00:15:48Sarah, right?
00:15:49Sorry I haven't
00:15:50had the chance
00:15:50to get to talk to you.
00:15:51It's been a crazy day.
00:15:53No, it's okay.
00:15:54I swear it's not
00:15:55usually like this,
00:15:56but I would love
00:15:57to hear your position
00:15:58on my campaign platform.
00:16:00Don't waste your time
00:16:01talking to an unqualified,
00:16:03corn-growing intern
00:16:04who doesn't know
00:16:04the first thing
00:16:05about politics.
00:16:06Senator Hessler's
00:16:07all about the politics
00:16:08of anger,
00:16:08but Topher isn't.
00:16:09He doesn't name-call
00:16:10or put people down,
00:16:11so you shouldn't either.
00:16:12And for the last time,
00:16:13my family grows
00:16:14Brussels sprouts.
00:16:17Bravo.
00:16:18Bravo.
00:16:19That's the right attitude.
00:16:21Think about learning
00:16:22some tips from her.
00:16:23She's a lot smarter
00:16:24than you gave her credit for.
00:16:26What?
00:16:29But she's...
00:16:31I would love
00:16:33to get to know you.
00:16:36Sir,
00:16:36our people are at the hotel
00:16:37right now
00:16:38finding the footage.
00:16:43Don't worry, sir.
00:16:44We're going to figure out
00:16:45who that mystery girl
00:16:46was in the footage
00:16:46any second now.
00:16:48Go ahead.
00:16:50What?
00:16:52The footage was deleted?
00:16:53Phew.
00:16:54With the footage gone,
00:16:55no one will find out
00:16:56we slept together.
00:16:57Not even him.
00:16:58I'm in the clear.
00:16:59I'll figure out
00:17:00something to
00:17:03disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:17:06Speaking of me,
00:17:08have you decided
00:17:10who you want
00:17:11to be your assistant?
00:17:13God, he's so hot.
00:17:14But I need to keep
00:17:15my distance
00:17:16and make sure
00:17:17nothing else happens
00:17:18between us.
00:17:20No.
00:17:22Sir,
00:17:23she...
00:17:23she's unqualified.
00:17:26She doesn't know
00:17:27anything about politics.
00:17:28She's...
00:17:29nobody.
00:17:31This is her last day,
00:17:32actually.
00:17:34She's exactly
00:17:34what I need.
00:17:36Oh, no.
00:17:37Not me.
00:17:38You're my new assistant, Sarah.
00:17:40Be ready.
00:17:41We're going to be
00:17:42spending a lot more time together.
00:17:46So much for staying
00:17:47away from him.
00:17:49You little hick.
00:17:52How did you get him
00:17:53to promote you
00:17:54over me?
00:17:59The candidates' schedule
00:18:00on speeches
00:18:00for the upcoming week,
00:18:01policy positions,
00:18:03memorize all of it.
00:18:04There's a false rumor
00:18:05going around
00:18:06that the candidate
00:18:06slept with a prostitute.
00:18:09If anyone finds out
00:18:10that he is intimate
00:18:10with an intern,
00:18:12it's game over
00:18:12for all of us.
00:18:14So,
00:18:14keep it professional.
00:18:15I believe in this campaign.
00:18:17I won't jeopardize it.
00:18:19That's why
00:18:20I stole the footage?
00:18:21Because you
00:18:22accidentally slept
00:18:23with your Senate
00:18:24candidate boss?
00:18:25I didn't know
00:18:26that it was him,
00:18:27and he thought
00:18:27I was just
00:18:28some rich snob lady.
00:18:30Oh, my God.
00:18:31You like him.
00:18:33I get it.
00:18:34He's freaking hot
00:18:35and successful.
00:18:37I know,
00:18:38but he doesn't know
00:18:40that it was me.
00:18:41And if word ever got out
00:18:43that he slept
00:18:44with his mentor...
00:18:44Don't worry.
00:18:45The footage is gone
00:18:46and your hot
00:18:47little secret's safe.
00:18:50Crisis averted.
00:18:52My opponent,
00:18:53Christopher Stinnett,
00:18:54is a lying scantler.
00:18:56In this election,
00:18:57I will prove it.
00:18:59Vote for me.
00:19:00What the hell
00:19:00is he talking about?
00:19:02He's just making up
00:19:03this story about
00:19:03the candidate
00:19:04sleeping with a hooker
00:19:05last night.
00:19:06What?
00:19:06He called you a hooker?
00:19:08No, not me.
00:19:09But he has this photo
00:19:11of a woman
00:19:13in a red dress
00:19:14leaning on Topher.
00:19:15And it's all a lie.
00:19:16He's just framing him.
00:19:17I actually saw
00:19:19your boss last night
00:19:20with a woman
00:19:21in a red dress.
00:19:22What?
00:19:23I was there.
00:19:24And he definitely
00:19:26didn't take that woman
00:19:27to his room.
00:19:28You were the only one.
00:19:30Stop.
00:19:31I will.
00:19:32After you give me
00:19:33all the dirty
00:19:34little details.
00:19:42Just avoid being alone
00:19:44with Topher.
00:19:47He's in his office.
00:19:47Go on in.
00:19:48Oh, no.
00:19:48I don't want to interrupt.
00:19:57Morning, sir.
00:19:59Your coffee?
00:20:00Sarah, please call me Topher.
00:20:05Ah, just what I needed.
00:20:08Well, I want to give you
00:20:10what you need.
00:20:12It's my job
00:20:13as your assistant.
00:20:15May I say,
00:20:15you're excelling at it.
00:20:17Yes.
00:20:18You seem nervous.
00:20:20I'm not that scary, am I?
00:20:22No, I, um...
00:20:24Senator Hustler
00:20:25is just saying
00:20:27you were with the hooker.
00:20:29It's a lie.
00:20:30It's so frustrating.
00:20:32That's what my opponent does.
00:20:35He lies.
00:20:37But do you know
00:20:38why we're going to win?
00:20:40Because we have the truth
00:20:41on our side,
00:20:42don't we, Sarah?
00:20:43The prostitute's story
00:20:44won't hold up
00:20:45because it isn't true.
00:20:48So all we have to do
00:20:49is just smile,
00:20:51take your breath,
00:20:54and it's okay.
00:20:56Perfect.
00:20:58Just like that.
00:21:04What are you doing
00:21:05here, farm girl?
00:21:06The hooker story
00:21:07isn't going away.
00:21:09Senator Hustler
00:21:10is about to give
00:21:10a press conference
00:21:11attacking you.
00:21:12But there's no proof.
00:21:13Politics isn't about proof,
00:21:15intern.
00:21:15It's about stories,
00:21:16okay?
00:21:17And the senator's
00:21:18telling a pretty juicy one.
00:21:20Whoever deleted
00:21:21that security camera footage
00:21:22really screwed us.
00:21:24The senator is lying.
00:21:26Let's go confront him.
00:21:28I'll do it myself.
00:21:29No, sir.
00:21:30It's politically dangerous.
00:21:31I'm not worried.
00:21:33Let's go confront
00:21:34this senator
00:21:34and put this nonsense
00:21:36story behind us.
00:21:38And put this nonsense
00:21:39story behind us.
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:42Make the bully
00:21:43say his lies
00:21:43right to your face.
00:21:45Let the adults
00:21:46take it from here,
00:21:47farm girl.
00:21:48I'll let you know
00:21:48if the candidate
00:21:49needs another coffee.
00:21:51Wait.
00:21:51Sir,
00:21:52we gotta go.
00:21:53Now.
00:21:54I think Sarah's ideas
00:21:55and instincts are sharp.
00:21:56I'm not forgetting
00:21:57about her.
00:21:59Come on.
00:21:59I want you
00:22:00with me.
00:22:09Stinnett is a liar
00:22:11who couldn't
00:22:12be trusted.
00:22:14He slept
00:22:15with a hooker.
00:22:24Excuse me,
00:22:25senator.
00:22:26If you're gonna
00:22:26lie about me,
00:22:27say it to my face.
00:22:29Oh,
00:22:30the immoral man
00:22:32who slept
00:22:33with a hooker
00:22:33has arrived.
00:22:35I did no such thing.
00:22:36A photo in the elevator
00:22:37is not proof,
00:22:38senator.
00:22:39I don't think you should
00:22:40mention proof.
00:22:41Cause it's showtime.
00:22:43Bring in the hooker!
00:22:47You screwed up.
00:22:50This horned dog,
00:22:52Christopher Stinnett,
00:22:53hates yours truly
00:22:54for sex.
00:22:56That door.
00:22:59She's lying.
00:23:00I didn't sleep with her.
00:23:01I was with someone else.
00:23:03Well,
00:23:03we can't prove it.
00:23:04Damn it,
00:23:05I deleted the footage
00:23:06that would prove it.
00:23:07I gotta do something.
00:23:09Where's the girl
00:23:09you actually slept with
00:23:10when you need her?
00:23:11Would you excuse me
00:23:12for a minute?
00:23:12Get out, intern.
00:23:14Let the grown-ups work.
00:23:17Christopher!
00:23:18What do you have to say now,
00:23:20you shameless sex creep?
00:23:22She didn't sleep with me.
00:23:24She drugged me.
00:23:25That's a lie!
00:23:27You were sober.
00:23:28You didn't even need
00:23:29Viagra, baby.
00:23:33Likely stories,
00:23:35Stinnett.
00:23:36Admit it!
00:23:38Admit you paid for sex!
00:23:39I don't lie to the public.
00:23:41Unlike you, senator.
00:23:43I'm honest.
00:23:44Oh, baby,
00:23:45I know you can't forget
00:23:46all the nasty things
00:23:48you did in bed.
00:23:50Boy,
00:23:51you better say
00:23:52what little dignity
00:23:52you have left
00:23:53and drop out of the race!
00:23:56I'm fighting for working people.
00:23:58I'm not giving up.
00:24:00Especially not
00:24:00because of a lie.
00:24:08I don't know you.
00:24:09Stop.
00:24:10Oh, come on.
00:24:11You know me.
00:24:13I liked that big booty last night.
00:24:15Slap it again!
00:24:17Absolutely not.
00:24:18That's a lie.
00:24:20Oh, we can see it all now,
00:24:23Topher.
00:24:23You have been exposed
00:24:24as a D&C.
00:24:26Dirty sex creep!
00:24:28Now drop out of the race!
00:24:30Now!
00:24:32Not so fast.
00:24:38It's you.
00:24:40Who the hell are you,
00:24:42bitch?
00:24:48You didn't sleep with him last night.
00:24:50I did.
00:24:51And I can prove it.
00:24:54You didn't sleep with him that night.
00:24:56I did.
00:24:57And I've got the proof.
00:24:59Who the hell are you,
00:25:00Blondie?
00:25:01You're lying!
00:25:02Are you sure about that?
00:25:04Who the hell is this?
00:25:06Get her out of here!
00:25:07This is my event!
00:25:09No.
00:25:10I know her.
00:25:11She works at the hotel.
00:25:12She saw everything.
00:25:13That's right.
00:25:14I was on duty that night.
00:25:15And I saw that woman
00:25:17try to seduce Mr. Stennett
00:25:19in the hallway,
00:25:20but she failed.
00:25:21He pushed her off
00:25:22and went into his room
00:25:23and she headed to the elevator.
00:25:25Stennett!
00:25:26How much did you pay
00:25:27so random-made
00:25:29to testify for you?
00:25:30I told the truth
00:25:32and your photos
00:25:33can prove I was there.
00:25:37Look.
00:25:38There I am
00:25:39in your photos.
00:25:41Drugging a man
00:25:42is a felony.
00:25:43So the question is,
00:25:44why did you do it
00:25:46and why are you lying
00:25:48about sleeping with him?
00:25:51This wasn't part of the team.
00:25:52Shut up, Candy!
00:25:53Gee, Senator.
00:25:54You're such a moral
00:25:56family values man.
00:25:57Why are you on a first-name basis
00:25:59with a sex worker?
00:26:04Screw you!
00:26:05I'm out of here!
00:26:06Eat your ass back!
00:26:12Is it true, Mr. Stennett?
00:26:14You spent the night
00:26:15with this woman?
00:26:15You slept with a random stranger?
00:26:17I can't let his campaign
00:26:18fail because of me.
00:26:20I have to do something.
00:26:22I won't help you
00:26:23save your campaign.
00:26:24But I need you
00:26:25to trust me, okay?
00:26:35Random stranger?
00:26:36Well, I'm hardly
00:26:37a stranger to Topher.
00:26:39My name is Beth.
00:26:41I'm his fiancƩe.
00:26:43My name is Beth.
00:26:45I'm his fiancƩe.
00:26:50Beth, who are you?
00:26:51Where are you from?
00:26:52What's your last name?
00:26:53Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:26:55She's a private person.
00:26:57I'm running it for office,
00:26:59not her.
00:27:00Thank you all.
00:27:07Hell yes.
00:27:08We just dodged a scan thanks to her.
00:27:10Beth, you saved mine.
00:27:11Where the hell is Sarah?
00:27:12If that intern abandoned her post again,
00:27:15we need to finally fire her.
00:27:17You're engaged now?
00:27:18As Beth?
00:27:20I didn't know what to do.
00:27:22I didn't want to be the reason
00:27:23his campaign failed.
00:27:25I mean, that was terrifying.
00:27:27I can't do it again.
00:27:28I thought my heart was going to explode.
00:27:30But it's sexy.
00:27:32And don't worry.
00:27:33The election's in a week.
00:27:34You won't have to do it again.
00:27:35You're fine.
00:27:36You snuck off to be with
00:27:37a filthy hotel maid?
00:27:38This filthy hotel maid
00:27:39just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:27:43There you are.
00:27:44Did you see it?
00:27:45I did see it, sir.
00:27:46It was great.
00:27:47No, you didn't.
00:27:48You weren't even there.
00:27:50You're lucky the real campaign staff
00:27:51like me managed to bring Beth
00:27:53and the hotel maid to fix it.
00:27:56Topher, just fire her already.
00:27:59What?
00:27:59No, why would he fire me?
00:28:01I'm the one who set it up.
00:28:02I called Beth.
00:28:03I mean, I didn't.
00:28:05I actually did.
00:28:06Sarah, if you're the one
00:28:08who called Beth,
00:28:09you just saved my ass.
00:28:11What?
00:28:12Sarah's lying.
00:28:13She didn't.
00:28:14No, I did.
00:28:16I did it to help Mr. Stinnett.
00:28:18To help Topher.
00:28:19She just brought my campaign
00:28:20back from the dead.
00:28:31I had it all planned.
00:28:35We catched it
00:28:36with the hooker I hired
00:28:38and that damn rich
00:28:41blonde bitch ruined it.
00:28:43Oh, I love that.
00:28:46I want her
00:28:47investigated
00:28:48and deep fucking destroyed.
00:28:50Destroyed!
00:28:51Sir, I can't find
00:28:53any information on her.
00:28:54It's like,
00:28:54Beth just,
00:28:55she just doesn't exist.
00:28:56That's not possible.
00:28:58She...
00:28:59Yeah.
00:29:00You're right,
00:29:02Bobby boy.
00:29:04She doesn't exist!
00:29:07Danny,
00:29:07tell them the good news.
00:29:08We're back in a close race.
00:29:10If we keep fighting
00:29:11and avoid scandals,
00:29:12we can win this election.
00:29:15And,
00:29:15and,
00:29:16it's all thanks
00:29:17to our candidate's
00:29:17new fiance, Beth.
00:29:19We all owe a huge thanks
00:29:21to the best campaign intern
00:29:23and assistant
00:29:24I could have ever asked for.
00:29:26When this campaign ship
00:29:27was sinking,
00:29:28you helped to keep afloat.
00:29:30It was nothing,
00:29:31really.
00:29:33Sarah saved us all.
00:29:35I need to get in the way.
00:29:35We want to turn him
00:29:36against the farm, bitch.
00:29:38Alright, everyone.
00:29:38Back to work.
00:29:40Topher.
00:29:41Sir.
00:29:42Can I talk to you
00:29:43for a second?
00:29:46Really, Sarah.
00:29:47You saved me.
00:29:48And I'll never forget it.
00:29:49I want to personally
00:29:51thank you.
00:29:52Topher.
00:29:53Senator Hessler
00:29:54is claiming that
00:29:55your fiance Beth
00:29:56is some actress
00:29:57that you hired.
00:29:58He's saying that
00:29:59it's all just a giant lie.
00:30:00We have to get Beth
00:30:01in a public interview.
00:30:03Damn.
00:30:04Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:30:07I don't know
00:30:07if she'll want to go out
00:30:08publicly,
00:30:09but I'll call her
00:30:10and give her a try.
00:30:17She's not picking up.
00:30:20Sarah, you've tried
00:30:20to get Beth before.
00:30:21Can you try to call her again?
00:30:23Sarah, you've tried
00:30:24to get Beth before.
00:30:25Can you try to call her again?
00:30:26Sarah,
00:30:27please call her right now.
00:30:28No, I can't pretend
00:30:29to be Beth again.
00:30:31It's too risky.
00:30:31I'll do my best.
00:30:32She's useless.
00:30:33I told you.
00:30:35She doesn't even know Beth.
00:30:36No time.
00:30:37Topher,
00:30:38we need to get Beth
00:30:39involved publicly,
00:30:40ASAP.
00:30:40Give us Beth's number.
00:30:42We'll track her location,
00:30:44drag her ass here.
00:30:46No.
00:30:47I'm not going to treat
00:30:48Beth like that.
00:30:48I'm here to protect her,
00:30:49even if it hurts my campaign.
00:30:51It won't just hurt
00:30:53our campaign.
00:30:54It'll destroy it.
00:30:55It wasn't your campaign,
00:30:57Rebecca.
00:30:58It's mine.
00:31:00And you work
00:31:01for me.
00:31:10What are you smiling at,
00:31:12farm girl?
00:31:13I'm smiling because
00:31:14Topher put your ego
00:31:16in its place.
00:31:17You bitch.
00:31:19I don't know how,
00:31:21but I know
00:31:22that the scandal
00:31:23with Beth
00:31:24and the prostitute
00:31:25is somehow your fault.
00:31:26My fault.
00:31:27I'm the one
00:31:28who called Beth
00:31:29to the event
00:31:29and saved us.
00:31:30You're such a liar.
00:31:32Beth is a beautiful,
00:31:34classy, rich woman.
00:31:37You are a poor,
00:31:40dirty farm girl.
00:31:42You don't know Beth.
00:31:44And when the candidate
00:31:45finds out
00:31:46that you lied about it,
00:31:48I'll make sure
00:31:49he fires you.
00:31:53It can't be Beth
00:31:54in public.
00:31:55It's too risky.
00:31:57But what if
00:31:58Topher loses
00:31:58the campaign?
00:31:59I cannot ruin
00:32:01his career.
00:32:03The center's telling
00:32:04the media that
00:32:05Beth isn't real.
00:32:06We need her.
00:32:07She didn't pick up
00:32:08the phone.
00:32:09Sarah,
00:32:09where's Sarah?
00:32:10She said she could
00:32:11contact Beth.
00:32:12As if.
00:32:16Think about it.
00:32:17How does a poor
00:32:18intern who just
00:32:19arrived off the bus
00:32:20from the cornfield
00:32:21know a beautiful,
00:32:23wealthy city heiress?
00:32:24I wonder that too.
00:32:26If she can't get
00:32:27Beth to come today,
00:32:28fire her
00:32:29for lying.
00:32:30I'll fire her
00:32:31if she lied to us.
00:32:33Beth.
00:32:39Hi,
00:32:40I'm Rebecca.
00:32:41It's so great
00:32:42to meet you.
00:32:43May I call you
00:32:44Beth?
00:32:45Topher,
00:32:45I wasn't sure
00:32:46if I should come,
00:32:47but Sarah convinced
00:32:48me to.
00:32:49I knew Sarah
00:32:49would come through.
00:32:51Topher,
00:32:52I hope you understand
00:32:53why I've been distant.
00:32:55You're running a campaign
00:32:56and I'm a private person.
00:32:58I don't want you
00:32:59to do anything
00:32:59you're uncomfortable
00:33:00with.
00:33:01We need her.
00:33:03The senator is telling
00:33:04the world that she
00:33:04doesn't exist.
00:33:05Unless you do
00:33:06a joint TV interview,
00:33:08this scandal will
00:33:09ruin our campaign.
00:33:10You need me
00:33:12on live TV.
00:33:14I can't do it.
00:33:15I won't be able
00:33:16to pretend to be rich
00:33:17right in front of the camera.
00:33:18It would be a disaster.
00:33:20Beth,
00:33:21it's your choice.
00:33:22This is all
00:33:23Sarah's fault.
00:33:24By the way,
00:33:25where is that
00:33:26dirty farm girl?
00:33:28She's late.
00:33:29Screw it.
00:33:30I have to fire her.
00:33:32Enough,
00:33:32Rebecca.
00:33:33I don't like
00:33:34the way you talk
00:33:35about Sarah.
00:33:36She may just be
00:33:37a working class girl
00:33:38from a farm,
00:33:39but she's a hard worker,
00:33:40not some worthless
00:33:41nepo baby born
00:33:42with a silver spoon
00:33:43in her mouth like you.
00:33:44Excuse me,
00:33:45you heard what I said.
00:33:47Back off.
00:33:49And that's a good lesson
00:33:50for Rebecca to learn.
00:33:51I'm sorry to ask,
00:33:53but I need you.
00:33:56Topher,
00:33:58if it helps your candidacy,
00:34:00I will do the interview.
00:34:02Yeah?
00:34:03I'll script the whole thing,
00:34:04tell you exactly
00:34:04what to say on TV.
00:34:05This interview
00:34:06will save my campaign.
00:34:08Or,
00:34:08if I don't handle it perfectly,
00:34:10I'll be exposed
00:34:11and you'll lose the election
00:34:12in a landslide.
00:34:14Well,
00:34:14I've got a meeting scheduled
00:34:15so I must go,
00:34:17but see you then.
00:34:18See?
00:34:20Where is she
00:34:21always running off to?
00:34:24Okay,
00:34:25I have all her lines memorized.
00:34:27Me too.
00:34:27I mean,
00:34:28I helped Beth
00:34:29memorize everything.
00:34:30Good,
00:34:31but the interview's soon.
00:34:32Where's Beth?
00:34:33Mr. Sinnott,
00:34:34is your fiance here yet?
00:34:35We're live in five minutes.
00:34:37Any second now.
00:34:40I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:34:43Not so fast,
00:34:44fun girl.
00:34:45Did you gossip
00:34:45about me with Beth?
00:34:47You shameless bitch.
00:34:49You're trying to sabotage me
00:34:51with a candidate.
00:34:52No, Rebecca,
00:34:53I don't have time
00:34:54to argue with you.
00:34:54I just need to use
00:34:55the ladies for...
00:34:56Well, hold it in.
00:34:57This isn't your corn farm.
00:34:59You can't just go pee
00:35:00in the dirt
00:35:00whenever you feel like it.
00:35:02You're not going anywhere.
00:35:03You're live in four minutes.
00:35:05If Beth isn't here by then,
00:35:06I'm reporting
00:35:07that your fiance ditched you.
00:35:10You'll take the blame,
00:35:11farm girl.
00:35:11If Beth doesn't show,
00:35:13it's your fault.
00:35:14Mr. Sinnott,
00:35:15where is Beth?
00:35:22You're not going anywhere.
00:35:24If Beth doesn't show up
00:35:26for the interview,
00:35:27you're gonna be here
00:35:28to take the blame.
00:35:29You can't sneak away this time.
00:35:32Rebecca,
00:35:33Beth texted me
00:35:34and told me how mean you are
00:35:35to her and Sarah.
00:35:36What?
00:35:37Beth said that?
00:35:39She isn't even here.
00:35:40You see,
00:35:41Sarah is ignorant
00:35:43and dumb.
00:35:44Sarah is brilliant
00:35:45and perfect
00:35:47and beautiful.
00:35:49And she deserves
00:35:50to be here
00:35:50just like anyone else.
00:35:51Beautiful?
00:35:53I...
00:35:54Well, fix your attitude,
00:35:55Rebecca.
00:35:58Thank you, Topher.
00:35:59I mean,
00:36:00sir.
00:36:02Do you really think
00:36:03I'm beautiful?
00:36:04I should have said that.
00:36:06But yes,
00:36:07I do think you're beautiful.
00:36:09I barely know Beth.
00:36:11Opposing as my fiance
00:36:12was just to avoid a scandal.
00:36:14Honestly,
00:36:15I'd much rather be
00:36:16on an interview stage
00:36:16with you by my side.
00:36:18Not her.
00:36:20Topher.
00:36:21I know.
00:36:22We have to worry
00:36:23about the election.
00:36:24For one more week,
00:36:25I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:36:27After that,
00:36:28all bets
00:36:28are off.
00:36:30Three minutes to air!
00:36:32Where's Beth?
00:36:33I'll go get her.
00:36:38My name is Beth,
00:36:40and Topher and I
00:36:40started dating
00:36:41five months ago.
00:36:47Just breathe.
00:36:49If I can herd cattle,
00:36:51I can manage
00:36:51a simple TV interview.
00:36:54One minute left.
00:37:06Come on, Beth.
00:37:07Let's go introduce
00:37:08the world on TV.
00:37:15My campaign manager
00:37:16told me exactly
00:37:17what to say.
00:37:18This will be a breeze.
00:37:23We meet the mysterious
00:37:24Beth.
00:37:25Fiance of Senate candidate
00:37:27and formerly eligible
00:37:28bachelor,
00:37:29Christopher Stinnett.
00:37:30Tell us, Beth.
00:37:32How did you two meet?
00:37:33Okay.
00:37:34Just have to repeat
00:37:35the lines of the campaign
00:37:36script for us.
00:37:37Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:37:39We started dating
00:37:40about five months ago.
00:37:41We met at a political event.
00:37:44That far-girl bitch intern
00:37:45Sarah disappeared again.
00:37:47Quiet.
00:37:47Topher and Beth
00:37:48are doing great.
00:37:49Sarah's the one
00:37:50who got Beth here.
00:37:51Beyond politics,
00:37:52what do you love about Beth?
00:37:54It's a person.
00:37:55Shit.
00:37:56I forgot to write
00:37:57an answer to that question.
00:37:59Come on, Topher.
00:38:01It shouldn't be a hard
00:38:02question to answer
00:38:03about your own fiancƩe.
00:38:04What do you love
00:38:05about Beth?
00:38:07It shouldn't be a hard
00:38:08question to answer
00:38:09about your own fiancƩe.
00:38:10What do you love
00:38:11about Beth?
00:38:13My fiancƩe is so modest.
00:38:14We're not used to
00:38:15being in public together.
00:38:18You can answer.
00:38:19I won't be embarrassed.
00:38:20I don't know
00:38:21anything about Beth.
00:38:23I need to think about
00:38:23someone I know
00:38:24and have actual feelings for.
00:38:26Where's Sarah?
00:38:28Mr. Stinnett.
00:38:32What do I love about her?
00:38:34She has an upbeat
00:38:35and optimistic personality.
00:38:38She's charming and funny
00:38:39but passionate
00:38:41about the things
00:38:41we both care about.
00:38:44She's beautiful
00:38:46and humble.
00:38:48Sarah is...
00:38:49You're talking about me?
00:38:50Sarah.
00:38:50The real me.
00:38:51Sarah.
00:38:51Oh, did I say Sarah?
00:38:53Sarah's my middle name.
00:38:55That's right.
00:38:57Beth Sarah.
00:38:57Of course I was
00:38:59talking about Beth.
00:38:59My fiancƩe.
00:39:01Well, same question
00:39:02for you, Beth.
00:39:03We know Christopher
00:39:04the politician.
00:39:06Tell us what you love
00:39:07about the man.
00:39:08We know Christopher
00:39:09the politician.
00:39:11Tell us what you love
00:39:12about the man.
00:39:15Beth is a private person.
00:39:17I don't want to put her
00:39:17on the spot.
00:39:18Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:39:20It's expected that she'll talk
00:39:22about your relationship.
00:39:23No, I don't think she has to.
00:39:25I don't mind.
00:39:26What do I love about Topher?
00:39:30There's something special about him.
00:39:32Yes, he is successful
00:39:35and handsome.
00:39:39He is a private person.
00:39:40He is a private person.
00:39:40But unlike other men like that,
00:39:43he's also kind.
00:39:45He has a big heart.
00:39:47He sees people for who they are,
00:39:50regardless of wealth or status.
00:39:54He respects and listens to everyone.
00:39:57Even his interns.
00:40:00He makes them feel good.
00:40:03We have a surprise.
00:40:05Mr. Senate's opponent in this election,
00:40:07Senator Hessler,
00:40:07has called into our program.
00:40:09Senator, welcome.
00:40:11This is an interview
00:40:12between myself and my fiancƩ.
00:40:14We didn't discuss having my opponent...
00:40:16What's the matter, boy?
00:40:17I'm afraid to speak to me
00:40:19in front of the voters?
00:40:22No.
00:40:23Of course not.
00:40:25Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:40:26Do you have a question
00:40:27for your opponent?
00:40:28Or for his fiancƩ, Beth?
00:40:30I do.
00:40:31It's funny.
00:40:32Beth claims to be an heer
00:40:33as a political donor,
00:40:34but I've been in politics
00:40:36a long time
00:40:37and neither I
00:40:37nor anyone I know
00:40:39has ever heard of her.
00:40:41She is a private person, Senator.
00:40:43I want the opportunity
00:40:44to meet her in person.
00:40:46Politics can be so nasty.
00:40:49But let's have a night
00:40:51where it isn't.
00:40:52There is a non-partisan
00:40:54charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:40:56I'll be there.
00:40:57Bring your fiancƩ, Beth, along.
00:41:00I insist.
00:41:00I've never been
00:41:01to a black-tie event before.
00:41:03The Senator will expose me.
00:41:04Unless you're afraid
00:41:05to be together in public.
00:41:08Of course not.
00:41:09Beth will join me.
00:41:14Absolutely.
00:41:23How am I going to pull this off?
00:41:25I have never been
00:41:26to a black-tie event.
00:41:27It'll be fun.
00:41:29The booze is free.
00:41:30I'm excited to go out with him,
00:41:32but not as Beth.
00:41:33I won't know how to act.
00:41:35I mean,
00:41:35do I put my pinky out
00:41:37when I'm sipping champagne?
00:41:38Only if you're
00:41:39the Queen of England
00:41:40or something.
00:41:41You will be fine.
00:41:42What are you so worried about?
00:41:44I just don't want
00:41:45to hurt Topher
00:41:46or his campaign.
00:41:47Wow.
00:41:48You've got it bad for him,
00:41:50huh?
00:41:50A knight on the arm
00:41:52of your handsome crush.
00:41:53And you get to dress up
00:41:55and eat caviar
00:41:56and finally see
00:41:57how the other half lives.
00:41:59I'm jealous.
00:42:01You're going to need
00:42:02a fancy dress.
00:42:06Are you serious?
00:42:07Good thing I swiped this
00:42:08from the dry cleaner
00:42:09at the hotel.
00:42:10A rich guest left it.
00:42:12I got you covered.
00:42:22Yes.
00:42:28That's the one.
00:42:29Topher, darling,
00:42:30another glass of champagne?
00:42:32Yes, girl.
00:42:33Make him work for it.
00:42:34Do you think he'll like it?
00:42:35Like it?
00:42:35He'll be drooling.
00:42:39Sarah!
00:42:39It's me, Topher.
00:42:40I know it's late,
00:42:41but I need to see you.
00:42:42He's here to see me?
00:42:45But he can't see me like this.
00:42:48Sarah,
00:42:49the most eligible bachelor
00:42:50in the state
00:42:51is outside your door
00:42:53looking for you.
00:42:55No, Topher!
00:42:56Hold on, please!
00:42:58He can't see me
00:42:59as Beth,
00:43:00so I just need you
00:43:01to go distract him.
00:43:03I brought you something.
00:43:04I'll just leave it
00:43:05outside for you here.
00:43:09I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:43:11Just one second!
00:43:14What has gotten into you?
00:43:15I'm in,
00:43:16but distract him.
00:43:17Okay.
00:43:20Sarah!
00:43:21Oh!
00:43:22Hi!
00:43:23Uh, you're from the hotel.
00:43:24Stephanie, right?
00:43:25Yes, yes.
00:43:26Uh, Sarah will be out
00:43:27in a second.
00:43:28I was just leaving.
00:43:30Have fun, you two!
00:43:36What was that?
00:43:37Is everything okay?
00:43:42Wow!
00:43:43I told you I'd be done
00:43:43in a second.
00:43:45I heard a crash.
00:43:46I thought you might be hurt.
00:43:50What are you doing here?
00:43:52I, uh...
00:43:53I could make something up
00:43:55and say I needed help
00:43:56with a draft of my speech,
00:43:58but I don't.
00:44:00I came here to see you.
00:44:02I'm very thankful
00:44:03for all the help
00:44:04you've done
00:44:05with my campaign.
00:44:07Beth wouldn't have done
00:44:08that interview
00:44:08if you hadn't convinced her.
00:44:09You were pretty convincing
00:44:11all on your own.
00:44:12I wish I could say
00:44:13what I came here to say,
00:44:15but I have a fake fiance.
00:44:18And after the election
00:44:19when there's no
00:44:20worries about scandal,
00:44:22let's revisit this conversation.
00:44:24Okay.
00:44:27Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:44:29I won't need luck
00:44:30if you're there.
00:44:33It's a black tie.
00:44:34I thought you might need
00:44:35something to wear.
00:44:37Okay.
00:44:38Okay.
00:44:43Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:44:46But I shouldn't be there
00:44:48as your intern.
00:44:49You're my assistant.
00:44:51I need you there with me.
00:44:52I want to thank you
00:44:53and Beth together.
00:44:56Good night, Sarah.
00:44:58Okay.
00:45:01And Beth.
00:45:02In the same room?
00:45:08Okay.
00:45:09Piece of cake.
00:45:10Just have to be two people
00:45:11in the same place tonight.
00:45:13Sarah, the campaign intern,
00:45:14and Beth, the heiress's fiance.
00:45:17Dumb hick.
00:45:18Where were you
00:45:19when they did the interview yesterday?
00:45:20You snuck away again.
00:45:22I don't know
00:45:23what you're talking about, Rebecca,
00:45:24but didn't the candidate
00:45:25talk to you about
00:45:26being nicer to me?
00:45:28Nice.
00:45:29How the hell am I supposed
00:45:30to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:45:32Look at this knockoff dress.
00:45:34Let me see this cheap.
00:45:36It isn't cheap,
00:45:37so don't touch it.
00:45:39Too poor to remove
00:45:40the price tag?
00:45:41How the hell
00:45:42did you afford
00:45:43a designer dress?
00:45:45We are days out
00:45:46from an election
00:45:47and you're stealing?
00:45:48If anyone finds out,
00:45:49it'll be a scandal.
00:45:51I didn't steal it.
00:45:52It was a gift.
00:45:53Ha ha.
00:45:54From who?
00:45:55Special man in my life.
00:45:57What do you think?
00:45:58You're Cinderella?
00:46:00Get lost.
00:46:01Intern, he's coming over
00:46:02to talk to me
00:46:02about how hot I look.
00:46:05Looking very handsome.
00:46:07tonight, sir.
00:46:08Should we get a drink
00:46:09and do some
00:46:10political strategizing?
00:46:12Wow.
00:46:14Sarah, you look
00:46:15beautiful.
00:46:16Excuse me.
00:46:17She stole that dress.
00:46:20She stole that dress.
00:46:23It's not stealing
00:46:24if it's a gift.
00:46:27What?
00:46:29Who in their right mind
00:46:30would buy a farm girl
00:46:31designer?
00:46:32Am I not in my right mind?
00:46:34I bought it for Sarah.
00:46:37What?
00:46:48Looky, looky.
00:46:50The sex creep candidate
00:46:52flirting with the pull.
00:46:56Young intern behind
00:46:57his fiance's back.
00:47:00And speaking of your
00:47:01fiance, back.
00:47:01I'm going to go change
00:47:02into bath, Topher.
00:47:03Just hang on.
00:47:04Where is she?
00:47:05Your concern for my
00:47:06personal life
00:47:07is touching, Senator.
00:47:08My fiance will be right here.
00:47:10Isn't that right?
00:47:13It's...
00:47:14Mr. Stinnick.
00:47:16Where's your lovely
00:47:17fiance?
00:47:18Yes, and when exactly
00:47:19are you going to be
00:47:19marrying that pretty girl?
00:47:21Yeah, Topher.
00:47:23Where is she?
00:47:25Your woman isn't here
00:47:26in five seconds.
00:47:28You will be destroyed,
00:47:32I'm telling you.
00:47:39Darling,
00:47:41is this cranky old man
00:47:42bothering you?
00:47:44Only a little,
00:47:45darling fiance.
00:47:46Shall we sit for dinner?
00:47:53I have been dying
00:47:55to meet you, Beth.
00:47:59I think you're a fraud.
00:48:02And I'm going to be
00:48:03watching you all night
00:48:05like a hawk.
00:48:07Oh, shit.
00:48:08What am I supposed to do
00:48:09during a five-course meal?
00:48:10Why are there so many
00:48:11forks and spoons?
00:48:13Ladies and gentlemen,
00:48:15as your senator,
00:48:16I am proud
00:48:17to be raising money
00:48:19for...
00:48:19for my Bobby Boy.
00:48:23A family community council.
00:48:25Yes.
00:48:26Family values.
00:48:28Which my opponent,
00:48:29Stinnick,
00:48:30has none of.
00:48:31First a prostitute,
00:48:33and then a sudden fiance.
00:48:36We know nothing about.
00:48:38Senator,
00:48:39this isn't a political event.
00:48:42It's charity.
00:48:44Leave the nasty politics
00:48:45aside for the night.
00:48:48I'm sorry.
00:48:49I have to sit
00:48:50without the night.
00:48:51It's okay.
00:48:52Just pluck my nose
00:48:54when I'm around.
00:48:55Smart.
00:48:56His odors legendary.
00:48:59Beth!
00:49:01You're an heiress.
00:49:03And a political donor.
00:49:06Hmm.
00:49:07Funny.
00:49:08Politics is such
00:49:10a small world
00:49:11after all.
00:49:12And I have never
00:49:13seen or heard
00:49:15of you
00:49:15until now.
00:49:16It's funny.
00:49:17I hadn't heard of you
00:49:19either
00:49:19until you started
00:49:20attacking the rights
00:49:21of women
00:49:22and working people.
00:49:23A wealthy heiress
00:49:25who doesn't know
00:49:26basic banquet table
00:49:28etiquette.
00:49:29Ha!
00:49:31Beth, are you alright?
00:49:33Of course she knows.
00:49:36It's the fort...
00:49:37Don't go church, Dennett.
00:49:38A rich heiress
00:49:40who doesn't know
00:49:42which is the salad fork.
00:49:44What else are you hiding?
00:49:47Senator,
00:49:48these elitist banquets
00:49:49are a little pretentious.
00:49:51I may be rich,
00:49:52but
00:49:52in my heart,
00:49:54I'm working class.
00:49:55The kind of people
00:49:56who don't give a damn
00:49:58which fork to use.
00:50:01Like Christopher.
00:50:03I support his campaign
00:50:05because he's a candidate
00:50:06for the people,
00:50:07not the elites
00:50:08like you are,
00:50:09Senator.
00:50:10Ha ha ha!
00:50:11Nice try, girl!
00:50:13My name is Beth.
00:50:14Not girl.
00:50:15I'm an independent woman
00:50:17who thinks for myself.
00:50:18The kind of women
00:50:19you fear
00:50:20because we're going to vote
00:50:21to kick your sexist butt
00:50:23out of office
00:50:23this election.
00:50:25Damn, Beth.
00:50:26Well played.
00:50:27This is outrageous.
00:50:29This is a charity event.
00:50:32This is not a woman's
00:50:33right feminist
00:50:34Nazi gathering.
00:50:36If you're so rich,
00:50:39where did you get your money?
00:50:41I want to see your taxes.
00:50:42I want to see
00:50:43your birth certificate.
00:50:44And I demand
00:50:46to know anything.
00:50:48Lady!
00:50:49Is done
00:50:50with your sexist
00:50:51interrogation, Senator.
00:50:54Come on, my lady.
00:50:55Stance.
00:51:00Sorry.
00:51:02I know this is
00:51:03one you signed up for,
00:51:04but I really appreciate it.
00:51:06It's okay.
00:51:07I'm having fun with you.
00:51:14Is something wrong?
00:51:16I'm sorry, Beth.
00:51:17I really appreciate
00:51:18you signed up
00:51:19to be my fake fiance
00:51:20in order to save my campaign,
00:51:22but I had my heart
00:51:23set on someone else.
00:51:25Someone I have
00:51:25really real feelings for.
00:51:27Maybe even love.
00:51:29Who isn't?
00:51:30I shouldn't act on it
00:51:32because it would be a scandal.
00:51:33The senator press
00:51:34would devour me
00:51:36because she's my intern.
00:51:38I think I'm in love
00:51:39with my assistant, Sarah.
00:51:42Really?
00:51:48Oh, my God.
00:51:49He loves me.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51Should I tell him
00:51:51I feel the same way?
00:51:54Well,
00:51:55I know Sarah.
00:51:57And I'm certain
00:51:58that she feels
00:51:59the same about you.
00:52:00Beth,
00:52:01that's the best news
00:52:02I've ever heard.
00:52:02Do you know where Sarah is?
00:52:04I need to talk to her.
00:52:05I want to talk to...
00:52:07She wants to
00:52:09talk to you, too.
00:52:11She'll meet you
00:52:12in your office
00:52:13after this event.
00:52:14Perfect.
00:52:15Thank you, Beth.
00:52:19I'm sorry.
00:52:27He loves me.
00:52:28He loves me!
00:52:30But how will he react
00:52:32when I tell him
00:52:33I've been pretending
00:52:33to be Beth?
00:52:34Will he hate me for it?
00:52:37Sarah.
00:52:40I need to see you.
00:52:41Me, too.
00:52:42Topher,
00:52:42I need to tell you something.
00:52:44It's something that
00:52:44I've been meaning to tell you
00:52:45for a long time, but...
00:52:48Not now, guys.
00:52:49Yes, now.
00:52:50The intern can wait.
00:52:51Uh,
00:52:52what is the intern doing here
00:52:53lonely with you?
00:52:54Sarah and I need
00:52:55a few minutes alone
00:52:55to speak.
00:52:56Just give us a few minutes.
00:52:57This is important.
00:52:58A lot more important
00:53:00than whatever you need
00:53:00to talk to some
00:53:01barm girl intern about.
00:53:03You're rising fast
00:53:03in the polls
00:53:04and it's days before
00:53:05the election.
00:53:05You're tied with
00:53:06Senator Hessler.
00:53:07It's all thanks
00:53:08to your relationship
00:53:08with Beth.
00:53:09People love her.
00:53:10She's our secret weapon.
00:53:12Seriously?
00:53:14People love me,
00:53:15but not the real me.
00:53:17The rich blonde
00:53:17they've been pretending
00:53:18to be.
00:53:19Politics is so ridiculous.
00:53:21I see.
00:53:22It's good news.
00:53:23Just give us
00:53:24a few minutes to talk.
00:53:25No time.
00:53:26We have to do
00:53:26a press conference
00:53:27to keep the momentum going.
00:53:33I'm not doing
00:53:34any press conferences
00:53:35until I have a moment
00:53:35alone with Sarah.
00:53:36Now.
00:53:37Jesus,
00:53:38get your priorities straight.
00:53:39What could you
00:53:40possibly need
00:53:40to talk to her
00:53:41about now?
00:53:50Sarah,
00:53:50I've been dying
00:53:51to get you alone
00:53:52for a moment.
00:53:52Too, Topher.
00:53:53I know it's dangerous
00:53:54and scandalous,
00:53:55but I need to tell
00:53:56you that I...
00:54:00wait.
00:54:10You're Beth.
00:54:11It's you.
00:54:13It's you.
00:54:15You're Beth.
00:54:16Topher,
00:54:17I wanted to tell you,
00:54:18but I...
00:54:19Sarah,
00:54:19Beth,
00:54:21whoever you are,
00:54:22Why?
00:54:23I had hardly
00:54:24left the farm
00:54:25my entire life
00:54:26before I came here.
00:54:27But I came here
00:54:28because of you.
00:54:29Because I believed
00:54:30in your campaign.
00:54:31You inspired me.
00:54:32That doesn't explain
00:54:33why you pretended
00:54:34to be a socialite.
00:54:35I wasn't pretending.
00:54:36I was just having fun.
00:54:37I didn't know
00:54:38it was you that night.
00:54:39But then...
00:54:41Then we had
00:54:42that night together.
00:54:44A beautiful,
00:54:45magical night.
00:54:48Then I came
00:54:49to the office
00:54:50and you walked in
00:54:52and I knew
00:54:53that if anyone
00:54:54found out
00:54:55you were sleeping
00:54:56with your intern...
00:54:57it would ruin
00:54:58my campaign.
00:54:59I had to protect
00:55:00you, Topher.
00:55:02So I pretended
00:55:03to be Beth.
00:55:06Say something,
00:55:07Topher,
00:55:08please.
00:55:10I have feelings
00:55:11for you, Sarah.
00:55:13I can't.
00:55:14If anyone
00:55:15found out
00:55:16Senator Hessler
00:55:17used this information
00:55:18to destroy you,
00:55:19it would ruin
00:55:20both of us.
00:55:21I'm willing
00:55:21to take that risk.
00:55:23But I can't.
00:55:26I believe in you.
00:55:28Your campaign
00:55:29is too important
00:55:30and I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:32But there,
00:55:32I love you.
00:55:34Now, if he gets
00:55:35intimate with his assistant,
00:55:37it's game over
00:55:38for all of us.
00:55:39So keep it professional.
00:55:41Please.
00:55:43Don't.
00:55:48Hey, what's going on?
00:55:52The press is outside.
00:55:53They want a statement
00:55:54about your rising poles.
00:55:56Come on,
00:55:57the election's died.
00:56:04What the hell
00:56:04does he need
00:56:05to talk to you
00:56:06about so badly?
00:56:07I think it's none
00:56:07of your business.
00:56:12You're so important
00:56:13to him.
00:56:16This is his speech.
00:56:18Make yourself useful
00:56:19and give it to him.
00:56:21Now.
00:56:24Hurry.
00:56:28Now you'll be fired.
00:56:31Hick.
00:56:40It's just your speech.
00:56:48Thank you all
00:56:49for coming tonight.
00:56:49I'm here to talk
00:56:50about an urgent issue.
00:57:13You know,
00:57:15I could stand up here
00:57:16and give you all
00:57:17a scripted speech
00:57:18like most politicians.
00:57:20But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:23So why don't we
00:57:24flip the script?
00:57:26You ask me any question
00:57:27and I will answer.
00:57:30Any questions?
00:57:38This is a serious campaign
00:57:40to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:42But how am I supposed
00:57:43to win
00:57:44if my own staff
00:57:45is sabotaging me
00:57:46with a blank speech?
00:57:48Who gave him the speech?
00:57:50Who?
00:57:51Farm girl did it.
00:57:53I saw her give the speech
00:57:55to him.
00:57:55No, that's not true.
00:57:57So you didn't
00:57:57give him the papers?
00:57:58No, yes.
00:57:59I did give him
00:58:01the paper.
00:58:01Are you trying
00:58:01to sabotage us?
00:58:03Are you working
00:58:04for Senator Hessler?
00:58:06I didn't do the...
00:58:07But we have to fire her.
00:58:09That's right.
00:58:10Fire the incompetent.
00:58:12Wait.
00:58:14Rebecca gave me
00:58:15the papers
00:58:15and told me
00:58:16to give them to him.
00:58:18You pathetic,
00:58:19lying hick.
00:58:20I'm not a liar
00:58:22and stop
00:58:22calling me a hick.
00:58:24Enough.
00:58:27I can't believe
00:58:27that Sarah
00:58:28would do this.
00:58:30She's a good person.
00:58:31I want her to stick around
00:58:32no matter what.
00:58:32She gave you
00:58:33the papers.
00:58:34There's one easy way
00:58:35to prove this.
00:58:37Check the printer ID.
00:58:38See who's printing
00:58:39out these pages.
00:58:40What?
00:58:40But Sarah did it.
00:58:42She did it.
00:58:44Case closed.
00:58:45The end.
00:58:46Fire her.
00:58:47Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:49Your ID code
00:58:50was used
00:58:50to print the pages out.
00:58:53No, I...
00:58:55It's not what it looks like.
00:58:57This is your final warning.
00:58:59You do one more thing
00:59:00to ruin my campaign
00:59:01or demean Sarah
00:59:02one more time.
00:59:04And you're fired.
00:59:06I need to speak with you.
00:59:08Alone.
00:59:09Topher.
00:59:10Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:12I can't.
00:59:14I won't be the reason
00:59:15you lose the election,
00:59:18so...
00:59:19to keep it professional.
00:59:20Wait, Sarah.
00:59:21Sir!
00:59:24You're needed in the film studio
00:59:26for your final campaign, Ed.
00:59:27Forget about the intern.
00:59:29We need to go.
00:59:30Now.
00:59:31I'm only going
00:59:32if Sarah goes.
00:59:37Why?
00:59:39Senator Hessler's
00:59:40reckless, I...
00:59:43I mean, radical ideas.
00:59:45Cut.
00:59:47Topher, what's going on?
00:59:48I'm fine.
00:59:49Let's just go for another take.
00:59:50What the hell did you do
00:59:51for him, girl?
00:59:52What did you say to him
00:59:53in his office?
00:59:54For once in your life,
00:59:55Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:57Leave you alone?
00:59:58I don't know what you did,
01:00:00but I know that this
01:00:01is somehow your fault.
01:00:02You screwed with the
01:00:03candidate's mind,
01:00:04and now he's going to lose.
01:00:05No, I only want him to win.
01:00:07Well, whatever you're doing,
01:00:09you're doing a terrible job.
01:00:11Idiot.
01:00:12Action.
01:00:13I'm Christopher Stennett.
01:00:15Vote for me, Stennett.
01:00:16Stennett.
01:00:17Vote for the Stennett.
01:00:19And I'm here to talk about...
01:00:20What?
01:00:22Love.
01:00:23Love.
01:00:24Cut!
01:00:25Cut!
01:00:26Topher, what's going on?
01:00:31Why are you looking at an...
01:00:33an intern?
01:00:35Mr. Stennett,
01:00:38I'm here.
01:00:38I just want to see you
01:00:39do your best.
01:00:40I know you can win this,
01:00:43so...
01:00:43let's see it.
01:00:45Let's go.
01:00:45Again, another take.
01:00:51Senator Hessler
01:00:52runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:54I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:56I believe everyone
01:00:57deserves respect
01:00:58and admiration.
01:00:59Whether you're a
01:01:00high-powered CEO
01:01:01or a working girl
01:01:02on a farm,
01:01:03I believe that everyone
01:01:04should follow their heart
01:01:05and their passions,
01:01:06whether it's popular or not.
01:01:09love conquers hate
01:01:10and love
01:01:12is worth taking this for.
01:01:14This election,
01:01:15don't let fear control you.
01:01:17Follow your heart.
01:01:18Vote
01:01:19for love.
01:01:20I'm Christopher Stennett
01:01:22and I approve this message.
01:01:24Cut!
01:01:25That was fantastic!
01:01:27Bravo!
01:01:29Woo!
01:01:30What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:34Let's keep filming.
01:01:35You can give orders
01:01:36to your intern later.
01:01:38I'm tired of later.
01:01:39I want to talk now.
01:01:42Mr. Stennett...
01:01:43Don't call me Mr. Stennett.
01:01:45To you, Mrs. Topher.
01:01:49Excuse me?
01:01:51Where are you going?
01:01:52Sounds great, sir.
01:01:56Before you say anything,
01:01:59Sarah,
01:01:59I want you.
01:02:01I need you.
01:02:02Topher,
01:02:03what about the election?
01:02:04Screw politics.
01:02:05You're more important.
01:02:06I don't care how it affects
01:02:07the campaign.
01:02:09I want to be together
01:02:10for real.
01:02:11If you do.
01:03:01That was so beautiful.
01:03:04Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:06For what?
01:03:07You've made me happy.
01:03:08Truly happy.
01:03:09I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:13I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:15I feel the same way.
01:03:17When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:22You will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:27We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:31Be careful.
01:03:34Ouch.
01:03:36Are you okay?
01:03:38Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:40Don't move.
01:03:43I'm going to let you get hurt again.
01:03:46It's not a big deal.
01:03:50Don't move.
01:04:06I don't care if Susan's together.
01:04:07I'm still your intern.
01:04:09The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:17We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:19Damn.
01:04:20What's going on?
01:04:21Are you having an affair?
01:04:24Is there someone in here?
01:04:27I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:28Get out.
01:04:29This is a political campaign.
01:04:30There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:35Sorry.
01:04:36Beth.
01:04:37I...
01:04:38Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancƩ.
01:04:40What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:42Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:45Enough, Rebecca.
01:04:46Get out.
01:04:47I apologize, sir.
01:04:49I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:52We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:56Did you hear that?
01:04:58It's a few more days without any scandals,
01:05:00and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:03I think that calls for some celebration.
01:05:05So, where were we?
01:05:12Farm girl, give me a pen, quickly.
01:05:16Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:19Excuse me?
01:05:20No, why would you fire me?
01:05:21I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:22I called Beth.
01:05:24Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:26but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:28Holy shit.
01:05:31Holy shit.
01:05:35You are Beth.
01:05:37Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:39You lying slut!
01:05:42I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:44but in the real world,
01:05:46there are consequences.
01:05:48Do you know what this means?
01:05:50A candidate for Senate
01:05:53sleeping with his intern?
01:05:55This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:58Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:00Thank you for the reminder,
01:06:01but no one will know
01:06:02if you don't...
01:06:03How did a dumb,
01:06:06poor farm girl like you
01:06:09seduce the hottest,
01:06:10most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:12Did you drug him or something?
01:06:15He should have been mine!
01:06:16Please keep your voice down.
01:06:19What is going on?
01:06:20I warned you
01:06:22about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:23I just found out
01:06:24how you're sleeping
01:06:25with this slut.
01:06:26Not only is it shocking,
01:06:28it'll end your career.
01:06:31I know
01:06:32that you do not care about her,
01:06:34so just dump her now
01:06:36and we'll figure it out.
01:06:37I don't care about her.
01:06:41I love her.
01:06:45I don't care about her.
01:06:49I love her.
01:06:52Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:54What's going on here?
01:06:56Topher,
01:06:56I need your help
01:06:57finalizing this press release.
01:06:58Let's go.
01:07:00He should be mine!
01:07:01You stupid,
01:07:03lying,
01:07:04slutty,
01:07:05corn-growing hick!
01:07:06For the last time,
01:07:07my family
01:07:08grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:10And remember what happened
01:07:11the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:12Topher threatened
01:07:13to fire you.
01:07:15Just think what my
01:07:16boyfriend will do
01:07:17when he finds out.
01:07:19Oh no!
01:07:21Poor girl,
01:07:21you should really
01:07:22be more careful.
01:07:29I'm fine.
01:07:30I'm okay.
01:07:32Did you do this?
01:07:34What?
01:07:36No,
01:07:37of course not.
01:07:38I warned you,
01:07:39Rebecca.
01:07:40If the hick
01:07:41says I pushed her,
01:07:42she's lying!
01:07:43I warned you
01:07:44about the name calling.
01:07:46I will not tolerate
01:07:48members of my staff
01:07:49being cruel.
01:07:49I didn't!
01:07:50Enough!
01:07:52You're fired.
01:07:53What?
01:07:55That stupid bitch
01:07:56lied!
01:07:58No,
01:07:58Topher,
01:07:59you can't fire your
01:08:00senior staff
01:08:00this close to election night.
01:08:02Yes, I can.
01:08:03You evil bitch.
01:08:05I'll make you pay.
01:08:08This is a big mistake.
01:08:13I will always protect you,
01:08:15Sarah.
01:08:16I know,
01:08:16Topher.
01:08:17But aren't you worried
01:08:18now that she knows
01:08:19that she's gonna go
01:08:21and tell Senator Hesler
01:08:22and the media
01:08:22you're sitting
01:08:23with your intern?
01:08:24As long as I can be with you.
01:08:26What?
01:08:27Don't worry,
01:08:28Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:30She cares about this campaign
01:08:31too much to destroy it.
01:08:33But I don't care
01:08:34about that right now.
01:08:35All I care about
01:08:36is you.
01:08:38Did you mean it
01:08:39when you said
01:08:40that you loved me?
01:08:42Of course I did.
01:08:44I love you,
01:08:45Sarah.
01:08:47I love you too.
01:08:56Sarah.
01:08:57What do you think
01:08:58about this line
01:08:58for the debate tomorrow?
01:09:02I like it.
01:09:04Glad you like it.
01:09:09I think that's enough
01:09:10input from the intern.
01:09:13We have an election tomorrow
01:09:14and a debate against Hesler
01:09:17in a couple of hours.
01:09:18No more distractions.
01:09:20Let's go.
01:09:23Come on,
01:09:24get your head in the game.
01:09:25Trust me,
01:09:26I'm gonna round up.
01:09:27Sarah,
01:09:28would you care to join us?
01:09:29No, Topher,
01:09:29she's not coming.
01:09:30You're engaged to bet.
01:09:33I'm not gonna let the media
01:09:34see the lusty ways
01:09:34you look at your intern.
01:09:36She's not coming!
01:09:44When he goes low,
01:09:46you go high.
01:09:47In the debate,
01:09:48I need you to emphasize
01:09:49love over hate.
01:09:51Hate,
01:09:51right here.
01:09:52Get that?
01:09:53Yeah.
01:09:54Where's Sarah?
01:10:04Hi,
01:10:05I'm Sarah
01:10:06from the Christopher Stinnett campaign.
01:10:07He's expecting me.
01:10:08Sarah,
01:10:09yes,
01:10:10here you are.
01:10:11Hmm?
01:10:13His campaign manager
01:10:14specifically told me
01:10:15to keep you out.
01:10:16Go away.
01:10:18But,
01:10:27I'm here for my fiancee's interview.
01:10:30My name's...
01:10:30I know you are.
01:10:31You're Beth,
01:10:32please.
01:10:32Go right in.
01:10:34Oh,
01:10:34good luck tonight.
01:10:38Sarah,
01:10:39I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:41You're my good luck,
01:10:42Joe.
01:10:47Sorry.
01:10:48Beth,
01:10:49I...
01:10:49What?
01:10:50Wait.
01:10:51Sarah?
01:10:52You're sleeping with your intern?
01:10:59Oh my God.
01:11:01Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:02It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:11:05Calm down.
01:11:06I ordered you not to come here.
01:11:09You're a scandal waiting to happen.
01:11:11We're in love.
01:11:12He wants me at this debate.
01:11:14You stupid.
01:11:14Hey!
01:11:16That's...
01:11:16my girl.
01:11:18Your girl?
01:11:19Jesus,
01:11:20Topher,
01:11:20this is a disaster.
01:11:22You've let this little farm girl
01:11:23hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:26Dump her now
01:11:28and kick her out
01:11:29or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:11:34Sarah,
01:11:35the election is in two days.
01:11:37I can't do this without
01:11:38a brilliant campaign manager.
01:11:40Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:42You're my new campaign manager.
01:11:44What?
01:11:45Your services are no longer needed.
01:11:49Good luck winning without me.
01:11:56Go out there.
01:11:58Take Senator Hussle's head.
01:12:06Hey, farm slut.
01:12:09Rebecca,
01:12:10Topher fired you.
01:12:11What are you doing?
01:12:12Oh, you didn't hear?
01:12:13I'm working for Senator Hussle.
01:12:16And I told him everything.
01:12:18How Topher is sleeping with you,
01:12:20his intern.
01:12:23This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:12:31Becca,
01:12:32I can't believe you defected to the enemy
01:12:34because you hate me that much.
01:12:36You really are spineless.
01:12:38What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:12:40Try and fight me?
01:12:42No, I don't fight.
01:12:45I go to war.
01:12:47We are live for the Senate debate
01:12:49between Senator Hussle and his challenger,
01:12:52Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:55That's a lie, Senator.
01:12:57We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:13:01We all saw the video.
01:13:02What video?
01:13:04If there was a video with an AI fake,
01:13:09you are really getting nasty
01:13:12in the dirt
01:13:14like a farm girl.
01:13:17You and your boyfriend
01:13:19are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:13:21And speaking of farm girls,
01:13:24you have one as your intern, right?
01:13:27Stinnett,
01:13:28are you sleeping with your intern?
01:13:32You are having
01:13:35an unethical, immoral,
01:13:39disgusting,
01:13:40tall dream
01:13:41affair with one of your employees.
01:13:44Your intern!
01:13:46I...
01:13:47Hang on.
01:13:49No.
01:13:51This...
01:13:55What are you smiling about?
01:13:57Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:14:02Topher sees the best in people.
01:14:04But on the farm,
01:14:05I learned to trust my gut.
01:14:07I knew you would do something desperate
01:14:09when he fired you.
01:14:11So I prepared for this.
01:14:13You rang, Sarah?
01:14:15How the hell can a maid help you?
01:14:19All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:14:30Candy?
01:14:31I mean,
01:14:32who are you?
01:14:33You have spent your entire campaign
01:14:35mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:37Now it's time for me
01:14:38to give you a taste
01:14:39of your own medicine.
01:14:41Aw, come on, Senator H.
01:14:44You know me.
01:14:46I didn't sleep with your opponent
01:14:48like you paid me to.
01:14:50But I sure did sleep with you,
01:14:53big boy.
01:14:56I am a religious,
01:14:58moral family man
01:14:59and I did not have sex
01:15:02with this woman.
01:15:12Now turn that damn thing off!
01:15:14We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:15:17Topher is not only screwing
01:15:19his intern.
01:15:21His fiancee isn't real.
01:15:23He lied,
01:15:25he lied,
01:15:25he lied.
01:15:27Christopher's the first in it.
01:15:28He slept with his intern.
01:15:30Then he lied to all of you
01:15:31to pretend that his fiancee
01:15:33was a social liar.
01:15:35Ha!
01:15:39Aye.
01:15:40After we destroy your life tonight,
01:15:42you'll have no choice
01:15:43but to run home
01:15:44to your little corn farm.
01:15:46Aye.
01:15:47Aye, aye, aye, aye.
01:15:48You lied!
01:15:49Admit it!
01:15:50And then drop out of this race
01:15:52in disgrace!
01:15:53You fool!
01:16:01You're right.
01:16:03I wasn't honest
01:16:05about my personal life.
01:16:07You all deserve
01:16:08the truth
01:16:09straight from me.
01:16:10Scandal!
01:16:12Godless,
01:16:13unethical,
01:16:14immoral,
01:16:15lying!
01:16:16S.O.B.
01:16:18I did lie.
01:16:20But the difference
01:16:21between us,
01:16:23you lied for cruelty
01:16:24and power.
01:16:27I did it for love.
01:16:31Sarah,
01:16:31I love you
01:16:32and I want everyone
01:16:33to know it.
01:16:34I care more about you
01:16:36than I care about
01:16:37winning this election.
01:16:39Will you please
01:16:40come on to the debate stage
01:16:41with me?
01:16:41He wants me
01:16:42to go on national TV?
01:16:44Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:46I can do this
01:16:47for Topher.
01:16:53What in the hell
01:16:55are you doing?
01:16:56This is a TPD,
01:16:58a televised political debate.
01:17:00You can't bring props!
01:17:02You think all women
01:17:02are objects?
01:17:05Sarah
01:17:05is not
01:17:06a prop senator.
01:17:08This is highly
01:17:09irregular.
01:17:10This is cheating.
01:17:12This is rigging
01:17:12the election.
01:17:13And this girl's
01:17:14got no...
01:17:16My name is Sarah,
01:17:17not girl.
01:17:19You want to talk
01:17:20about rights?
01:17:22You've been fighting
01:17:23to take away
01:17:24women's rights,
01:17:25Senator.
01:17:26You've demeaned
01:17:27and degraded women
01:17:27for far too long.
01:17:29Shut up.
01:17:31Sit down, woman!
01:17:32No.
01:17:33I'm showing you
01:17:34what it's like
01:17:35to finally have
01:17:36a powerful woman
01:17:37stand up to you,
01:17:38you sexist woman.
01:17:41Give him hell, babe.
01:17:43I'm not his intern.
01:17:45I'm his campaign
01:17:46manager.
01:17:48What?
01:17:49When I first
01:17:49met this woman,
01:17:51it was a case
01:17:51of mistaken identity.
01:17:53I didn't know
01:17:54she was my intern,
01:17:55and she didn't know
01:17:56I was her boss.
01:17:57Topher thought
01:17:58I was a socialite
01:17:59named Beth.
01:18:00And because
01:18:01Senator Hessler
01:18:02is a psychopath
01:18:03who was stalking
01:18:04Topher in an attempt
01:18:06to bring him down,
01:18:07I was afraid
01:18:08to create a scandal.
01:18:09So yes,
01:18:11I pretended
01:18:12to be Beth
01:18:12in public.
01:18:13But I didn't
01:18:14fall in love
01:18:14with Beth.
01:18:16I fell in love
01:18:17with Sarah.
01:18:18Some things
01:18:19are more important
01:18:19than elections
01:18:20and politics.
01:18:23But I love you,
01:18:24Sarah.
01:18:25Win, win,
01:18:26or lose,
01:18:27I want to be
01:18:27with you.
01:18:28Oh,
01:18:29M.G.
01:18:30I am so confused.
01:18:32Is it Beth?
01:18:33Is it Sarah?
01:18:33Is it Clark Kent?
01:18:34Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:35Either way,
01:18:36you guys had
01:18:37an illicit affair
01:18:38and you lied
01:18:38about your engagement.
01:18:40For once,
01:18:40Senator,
01:18:42you're right.
01:18:43We're not engaged.
01:18:46But I'm here
01:18:46to correct that.
01:18:57Sarah,
01:18:57I love you.
01:18:59Whether I win
01:18:59or lose this election,
01:19:00I don't want to lose you.
01:19:03Will you marry me?
01:19:04Yes,
01:19:05of course I'll marry you.
01:19:12Woo!
01:19:15Ah, no!
01:19:18I will have you
01:19:19criminally investigated.
01:19:21I've done it before.
01:19:23I've stolen so much money
01:19:25from the Senate.
01:19:26I'm rich,
01:19:28and I'll use this money
01:19:29to destroy you
01:19:30and to bribe prosecutors
01:19:32to investigate you.
01:19:33Ha!
01:19:36No!
01:19:36Senator,
01:19:37stop talking!
01:19:38It's all taken out of context.
01:19:40It's about time
01:19:41you admitted to your crime,
01:19:42Senator.
01:19:43Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:45It's all taken out of context.
01:19:48If you see a clip of me
01:19:49on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:52it is a fake AI video
01:19:55of cheap fake fake news.
01:19:57Do commercial!
01:19:58No!
01:19:59What?
01:19:59What?
01:20:10Senator,
01:20:11we can figure this out.
01:20:13Silence,
01:20:14you incompetent woman!
01:20:15Go!
01:20:16Talk to the media!
01:20:18Get them
01:20:19to report
01:20:20spinach
01:20:21scandal!
01:20:22I tried.
01:20:23They don't care.
01:20:24They love him
01:20:25and his
01:20:26farm girl love story.
01:20:27Farm girl?
01:20:28Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:20:30I can't lose this
01:20:32erect election!
01:20:34Ooh, shark!
01:20:35Ooh,
01:20:36I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:39You should handle a nicer decision.
01:20:42Ooh,
01:20:42the volcano's erupted.
01:20:43No matter what happens,
01:20:45we ran a good campaign.
01:20:47I'm forever grateful
01:20:48for all of you who have helped.
01:20:51No regrets.
01:20:53You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:20:55but he has a big base of support.
01:20:58This will be an extremely close election.
01:21:0150-50 coin toss.
01:21:03You need to relax.
01:21:04Come with me.
01:21:10As your campaign manager,
01:21:12I disagree with the staff.
01:21:14The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:16They want hope.
01:21:18I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:21:20I hope so.
01:21:22But if I lose,
01:21:24it's not your fault.
01:21:25No matter what,
01:21:26I still love you
01:21:27and I can't wait to marry you.
01:21:29Me too.
01:21:30But you won't lose.
01:21:31An election this close
01:21:33will take hours
01:21:34for the results to come in.
01:21:36I think I will know what we can do
01:21:38to kill some time together.
01:21:41They're about to call it.
01:21:48Senator Hessler has been defeated.
01:21:50It is a landslide
01:21:52for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:53our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:57Yes!
01:21:58Yeah!
01:22:04Mr. Senator-elect.
01:22:08Sarah,
01:22:10he won because of you.
01:22:12You were right.
01:22:14Congratulations, both of you,
01:22:15on a great victory
01:22:17and a great victory.
01:22:23Yes!
01:22:24Yeah!
01:22:27I know.
01:22:28I know.
01:22:29That's right.
01:22:30Huh?
01:22:30Senator.
01:22:32She's coming.
01:22:41I'm the luckiest man in Washington.
01:22:44Because I have you.
01:22:45Pardon me.
01:22:49I know what you want to do.
01:22:51When I left the farm,
01:22:52I wanted to help change the world.
01:22:54But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:22:57Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:59And now I pronounce you,
01:23:01Senator and wife.
01:23:13Mrs. Senator,
01:23:15the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:17First,
01:23:19let's change the world.
01:23:21Get us the copy of our women's right amendment.
01:23:23Let's make this thing into law.
01:23:26Yeah!
01:23:26Yeah!
01:23:27Woo!
01:23:28Woo!
01:23:28Woo!
01:23:29Woo!
01:23:29Woo!
01:23:29Woo!
01:23:29Woo!
01:23:29Woo!
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