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My Lazy Ex-Husband Is The Supreme Mage
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00:11I'm ordering
00:20Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:26They are back
00:28Protect the community
00:30Protect everyone
00:31No one falls
00:44We'll handle this
00:56Seal?
00:57What's seal?
00:58Go back
00:59Help
01:16Master Caroline, what's that?
01:19That's Diablo's demon army, your majesty
01:21The wood barrier won't hold
01:23Get the trinity enchantment
01:24Now, look
01:26They're pulling back
01:32No, that's Diablo's double
01:43Lumina, Varada, let's seal him now
01:46Three as one
01:48Sacred seal
01:50Find the demon
01:56Caroline
01:57Caroline
01:58Caroline
01:59Don't tell me you three can't even handle an avatar
02:18The king has staked Elmia's fate on you three
02:22If you fail, the kingdom falls tonight
02:27Just an avatar
02:28Just an avatar
02:29And we still can't stop it
02:30Then tell me there's another way
02:32There is
02:33We bring back the Oracle
02:36He's Eldoria's last hope
02:40Where is he?
02:41Where is he?
02:41OY!
02:44Canstone
03:07Canstone
03:16Go fuck him.
03:27This presence... impossible.
03:31Could it be... the Oracle Mentor?
03:40It seems the Mentor has stepped in.
03:43Let's go back and heal our wounds.
04:01The legendary spirit raven?
04:04To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning.
04:07Such divine power.
04:10This is no ordinary mage.
04:12The kingdom is saved!
04:14Quickly! After them!
04:28Screw off!
04:39Wait. A black panther? A unicorn? A divine crow? And a sacred fruit that can heal all wounds? Could he
04:49be?
04:49Huh. Hey, what's this look for? Did you spot something?
05:04Lord Alistair! Are you well?
05:06You lowlife! What curse have you cast?
05:08Shut up!
05:11I am Alistair and Ashworth. It is my honor to meet you, Master.
05:16Ashford? Are you Caroline's apprentice?
05:19Yes. Hence I bear her name. Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest. Your formation is arranged
05:25the same way as my teacher's.
05:27Oh. I did teach Caroline a few tricks.
05:31You are... a mentor!
05:33Have a taste.
05:35This... this is the fruit of the gods! It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
05:41Did Caroline send you to find me? How did she know I was here?
05:45No. His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons. I passed by by chance.
05:51Mentor, please come with me to the Royal City. A spring banquet invitation? I'm not interested.
05:56Please. I beg you.
06:05Achaean! How dare you disrespect the Duke!
06:08Duke! Stop, Knight Elwynn!
06:10Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
06:14My lord, I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city.
06:18Please don't let Trash like Cairn waste your time.
06:21Trash? Do you know him?
06:26Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
06:32Cairn! Drop that straw at once!
06:36Drop that straw at once!
06:48My lord Duke, are you well? This countryside is dusty. Let's not soil your fine boots. Please, take a seat.
06:55Do as he says and sit. Yes, right away.
07:02Cairn! Show some respect. A Duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you.
07:10How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs! Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
07:17Stop! I just love eating these.
07:24Sir, you really care so much about the people.
07:34Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked. We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
07:39Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse, we urgently request your cooperation to return to the with
07:45us.
07:47No time, I ain't going.
07:49Don't push it. The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
07:53Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
07:56I have passed the level 7 mage exam. Totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
08:02Only 7? You still need to try harder.
08:08Elevan, I'm ahead. Get Stone to the city. No excuses.
08:22Cairn! Coming or not?
08:26Not a chance.
08:32He won't listen? Tie him up to Royal City, now!
08:35Yes, sir!
08:38Sir, we're just doing our duty. We hope you...
08:47This urgent? Guess I gotta go myself.
09:00Hey, mate.
09:02What's this barrier checking for?
09:08Disgusting peasant!
09:10This barrier checks magic and wealth.
09:11You're nothing but dirt!
09:13Stay back, or the statues will crush you!
09:16I'm here to congratulate my ex-wife on becoming High Knight.
09:20If I don't show up, she'll tear my house down.
09:25Ex-wife? High Knight Elwynn?
09:30If you're her husband, I'll eat this damn wall!
09:35Get back to your pig pet!
09:37The entry tax is 100 gold!
09:40You'll never scrape that up!
09:42Not in a lifetime!
10:02My money! Catch it!
10:06My gold!
10:07Oh!
10:08Oh!
10:09Oh!
10:09Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:11Oh!
10:13Halt!
10:14Pay your gold here, and show your papers!
10:18I've got no deposit, no papers either.
10:26That rusty racket's still just as awful.
10:32What's going on here?
10:34Sir!
10:35This peasant's got no gold, no papers either.
10:44This, will it do?
10:54Royal letter?
10:57Barrier of this letter may command all nobles in the capital, mobilize the army, access the royal treasury.
11:02Valid, valid for 100 years.
11:05Solon the First.
11:09How is this possible?
11:10Captain Solon IV's been dead for years!
11:12This letter's full of holes!
11:14Idiot!
11:15This is the late king's edict.
11:16Only one man's ever had this power since the kingdom began.
11:19Could he be?
11:27Tch, just doodled this years ago.
11:31And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
11:33Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
11:36Step back!
11:37Commoner, lay a hand on the holy pillar again, and I'll chop off both your hands!
11:41Oh!
11:44Oh!
11:46Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:49Oh!
11:49Arctic Ice Wolves pulling her carriage!
11:51Truly a level 6 ice make!
12:02Good heavens!
12:04Lord Simus commands fire perfectly!
12:06Only Venerable Varada is stronger!
12:09It's been too long.
12:11You're as beautiful as ever, Miss Ellie.
12:13What's that revolting stench here?
12:15Guards, throw this fleet out!
12:17I came at Alistair's invitation, and to meet my noble ex-wife.
12:22Look, she's here.
12:24Ex-wife?
12:25Him?
12:25The High Knight of the Empire?
12:27This beggar's completely insane!
12:30Cairn!
12:31How dare you set foot in the sanctuary!
12:33Any maig here could turn you to ash with one breath!
12:36Get back to your shelter!
12:37I'm not leaving.
12:38I have an invitation.
12:41You forged this invite!
12:43Rot in the dungeon!
12:45My fire magic!
12:46Gone!
12:47Devoured!
12:47How dare you!
12:49Using dark magic to mock the Vectrept!
12:54Enough!
12:56You have an invite?
12:57Then follow the rules!
12:59Step through the judgment porch!
13:01Live or die!
13:03You take the risk!
13:04This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage.
13:07Cairn, you can still back out.
13:08Before it's too late.
13:21Impossible.
13:22He has no magic error.
13:23None at all!
13:24Seize him!
13:24Uncover his dark magic!
13:26Last chance to save you.
13:27Confess.
13:28And I'll let you walk free.
13:30Just a servant's invite.
13:32Farmer, this is your limit.
13:35Step closer!
13:37Blast for me!
13:39A duke's invite won't do.
13:41How about this?
13:44This strange power.
13:46Who gave you that scroll?
13:50This isn't an invitation.
13:53It's the Grand Mentor's Scroll.
13:55Only three exist in the world.
13:58Who exactly are you?
14:05The Grand Master's Scroll.
14:07Where did you get it?
14:08Cairn!
14:09Don't you know hiding the Grand Master's Relic is a felony?
14:12Beg the Earl's mercy.
14:13Say you found it!
14:14Found it?
14:15I've got dozens of these at home.
14:17Old man, can I go in now?
14:20Attendants.
14:21Escort this gentleman in at once.
14:24Elevan, come with me.
14:34Elevan, tell me the truth.
14:37Who exactly is Cairn?
14:39He's just a peasant from the countryside.
14:41No magic, no way he has the Grand Master's Scroll.
14:44My lord, shall I throw him out of the temple?
14:47No, Elevan.
14:48Your ex-husband is no ordinary man.
14:50You ought to be grateful, not spouting nonsense here, understand?
14:53I'd be grateful to him?
14:55Enough.
14:56Go keep him company.
14:57Later, find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
15:01Introduce you?
15:02He's just a-
15:02Elaine!
15:02Elaine, is this how you treat a guest?
15:05Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
15:07No, my lord.
15:13Find out.
15:14Where did this scroll come from?
15:33Did the high night order cut pay?
15:35Why is her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
15:38Lady Ellie, when has a bumplin' like his ever seen such delicacies?
15:41Don't throw out the leftovers.
15:43Pack them for Mr. Cairn.
15:44It'll feed him all winter in his hub.
15:49Cairn!
15:49Stop eating!
15:50Every second you're here, you're ruining my reputation!
15:53Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it?
15:54This turkey's good, bit undercooked though.
15:56Wanna bite?
15:56You!
16:03Lady Liliana!
16:04This little mage looks mighty familiar.
16:15Is that Countess Liliana?
16:17I'd die just for one look from her!
16:20Wipe that drool off your face.
16:21She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
16:23You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
16:31I'd die!
16:31I'd die!
16:31I'm not even worthy of having to be eaten!
16:31I'd die!
16:32I'm not even worthy of having to be eaten!
16:34So you like Liada?
16:47shut up you peasant that's the countess how dare you speak her name cairn stop this madness
16:55she's a level 8 mage knighted by the king himself gilbert's little cry baby lily
17:00right i remember her now all these years and only level 8 her talent is mediocre at best
17:08level 8 is mediocre you're a magicless loser how dare you
17:14even as a high knight i have to bow to her even vacrant silas feels unworthy
17:19even commis feels unworthy who do you think you are listen closely farmer
17:28a sage's disciple is royalty even count dexter bows to her being in her presence is the
17:35greatest honor of your pathetic life no you've got it all wrong i'm the one doing her an honor
17:42by showing up i'll teach you the price of insulting a noble
17:58could it be lady liliana
18:04lil's look at me
18:10your presence honors this feast lady liliana lord dexter hosting the spring feast eases the
18:15king's burden tremendously lila cairn are you thievery the nonsense you've sprouted today beats
18:21the last 10 years combined he's been stuck in the sticks way too long gone plain crazy if lady
18:27liana hadn't intervened he'd be beheaded by now relax i'm just gonna go say hi to lil's wait here
18:33alone and lil's are you insane don't you realize every word you say drags me closer to the gallows
18:43lil's lils hey over here is that slob insane daring to call her ladyship by her pet name
18:52he's swaggering just because his ex-wife's the high knight total lack of decency night paramount so
18:58promising how's she married to someone like him with an ex-husband like that she'll be dragged down
19:03sooner or later stop
19:17did you get to the bottom of that scroll word is he crossed paths with duke alistair
19:22what a fast the scroll was stolen from duke alistair
19:33now throw him out
19:41my lady this peasant knows nothing of decorum i'll remove him at once
19:50mr kane it really is you
19:59look at the little crybaby all grown up you've even learned how to put on airs
20:06nobody actually knows lady liliana
20:12just here for the show
20:14oh there's someone you should meet my ex-wife elwan
20:22so it's you
20:24i thank you for the care you showed my mentor
20:26liliana listen this is not what you think i
20:30look at you
20:32where's that supreme knight pride
20:33cat got your tongue
20:35come little lily let's talk in private
20:40what the hell is this
20:42how does he know lady liliana
20:43i want answers too
20:49master i know her
20:51the high knight is a legend
20:54so
20:55what's your take on her
20:56impressive
20:58level six majed supreme knight
21:00he has a bright future ahead
21:02i meant as a woman
21:05is she wife material
21:07does she have the
21:08she's striking
21:09but her arrogance is
21:12unbearable
21:13but i trust your judgment
21:15perfect
21:16help me win my ex-wife back
21:21sorry
21:21that's her
21:23she's won
21:31how
21:32why would she do this
21:34for a mere farmer
21:39she's
21:39she's
21:41a
21:41mom
21:41or
21:41you
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