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​Episode 1: "Fifteen Inches of Sheer Dynamite"
​Description: Following the chaotic lockdown, Billy Butcher approaches Kimiko and Starlight to orchestrate a high-stakes breakout, tracking down Hughie, Frenchie, and Mother's Milk from a heavily guarded Vought internment camp. Meanwhile, Homelander tighter his authoritarian grip over America with the cold, strategic guidance of Sister Sage and the newly appointed Vice President, Ashley Barrett.
​Dailymotion Hashtags: #TheBoysSeason5 #TheBoysS05E01 #Homelander #BillyButcher #VoughtInternational #Starlight #TheBoysSeriesFinale #SupeBreakout
​Episode 2: "Teenage Kix"
​Description: Seeking a definitive weapon, Butcher and the team travel to Erie, Pennsylvania, to run live field tests of the lethal anti-supe virus on Rock Hard, an unstable member of the Teenage Kix group. Alerted to the threat, Homelander unseals Soldier Boy from his cryogenic containment and deploys him to Erie to neutralize Butcher and test if his father can withstand the virus.
​Dailymotion Hashtags: #TheBoysS05E02 #SoldierBoy #TeenageKix #AntiSupeVirus #TheBoysFinalSeason #KarlUrban #AntonyStarr #JensenAckles
​Episode 3: "Every One of You Sons of Bitches"
​Description: The stakes escalate globally when Ryan massacres a squadron of soldiers in Russia before flying back to the States to cross paths with Zoe and Butcher. As The Boys track down the disgraced Stan Edgar to uncover the elusive "V1" serum, Homelander hunts for the exact same compound—believing it holds the absolute key to his permanent immortality.
​Dailymotion Hashtags: #TheBoysS05E03 #RyanButcher #StanEdgar #V1Serum #HomelanderImmortality #GiancarloEsposito #TheBoysVought #SupePower
​Episode 4: "King of Hell"
​Description: Internal friction threatens to tear The Boys apart as they infiltrate Fort Hampton to seize a sample of V1. Their mission turns into a multi-front war when Homelander and Soldier Boy arrive with the exact same objective. Simultaneously, Vought's corporate PR machine works overtime, spinning propaganda to literally rebrand Homelander as a modern god.
​Dailymotion Hashtags: #TheBoysS05E04 #KingOfHell #FortHampton #VoughtPR #SoldierBoyReturns #SupeVsHuman #TheBoysFight #HomelanderGod
​Episode 5: "One-Shots"
​Description: A uniquely structured, interconnected anthology episode following five shifting perspectives. As the radical Democratic Church of America pushes forward with its hidden agenda, Homelander and Soldier Boy take a trip to Hollywood to chase a dark lead regarding V1 and Bombsight—the golden-age supe rumored to harbor the remaining pure sample.
​Dailymotion Hashtags: #TheBoysS05E05 #OneShots #Bombsight #SupernaturalReunion #VoughtHollywood #TheBoysAnthology #SupeHistory #MishaCollins

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00:00:05I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:11I got you something.
00:00:12Tear.
00:00:13Does he still help everything?
00:00:14He does his best.
00:00:15My grandma was diagnosed with leukemia.
00:00:17I discovered a cure.
00:00:18They laughed at me.
00:00:20Fuck.
00:00:20Them.
00:00:21Oh.
00:00:22What's that smell?
00:00:24That felt your boy.
00:00:25I can smell them all over you.
00:00:26We're smart.
00:00:27He just disappears every afternoon.
00:00:28Won't say where he's going.
00:00:29Won't say shit.
00:00:30I trusted you.
00:00:31Are you still buttered about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:00:33I thought we were friends.
00:00:34I needed a win from Homelander.
00:00:36Edgar was it.
00:00:36We get the V1 first.
00:00:38We save Annie.
00:00:38We save Kimiko.
00:00:39Homelander gets it.
00:00:40He's immortal.
00:00:40Punch luck at bleeding sledgehammer.
00:00:42Lot of dice for fucking smack.
00:00:44Bombside.
00:00:45It enriched your radio.
00:00:46Good luck getting out of a soup-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass.
00:00:50The V1 wasn't here.
00:00:52Just fucking do it already.
00:00:54I was visited by an angel.
00:00:56Today, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:01:00I am the Messiah.
00:01:02The Democratic Church of America.
00:01:08They're up before dawn.
00:01:11They got a thousand heads of cattle to herd.
00:01:14It's hard work and strong coffee.
00:01:17Old leather saddles and the worn stock of a trusty Remington.
00:01:22And when the sun finally rises over the range, the cowboys know America is God's country.
00:01:30And Americans, God's chosen people.
00:01:32So shouldn't we have our own church for Americans?
00:01:36With American grit and American values.
00:01:39Founded by the greatest American of us all.
00:01:42A true American prophet.
00:01:44Come home to the Democratic Church of America.
00:01:48Come home to Homelander.
00:01:50Already, the campaign's aided awareness outpaces the norm by plus 22 points.
00:01:57Led by white men and women ages 36 to 54 and 55 to 72.
00:02:03We are also seeing massive growth on the ground level.
00:02:07Yeah?
00:02:07I'm seeing massive growth myself.
00:02:13Church attendance is up.
00:02:16And our online donation CTR is at 44%.
00:02:19That's a new record.
00:02:20Amen.
00:02:20Amen.
00:02:22Next up is a 500 million ad blitz with OOH, e-blasts, print, and digital.
00:02:30Ain't nobody won't know about the Democratic Church of America and its chosen prophet.
00:02:41Prophets are servants.
00:02:44Of course.
00:02:45Sir, great point.
00:02:47We're just trying to ease people into it.
00:02:49No, no, no.
00:02:50We need to prepare America for my ascension.
00:02:55We must be honest.
00:02:56We must be direct.
00:02:57I like Savior or...
00:03:00Lord.
00:03:02Yes, I couldn't agree more, sir.
00:03:04Religion is not about being meek.
00:03:07We should dominate the seven mountains of society.
00:03:11Bring the kingdom of heaven to earth.
00:03:13Amen.
00:03:13Amen.
00:03:14I love all that.
00:03:16So fucking dope.
00:03:17Easter is just around the corner.
00:03:18How perfect would it be for your second coming to come on the day of Jesus' resurrection?
00:03:25Second coming?
00:03:27Let's be clear.
00:03:28I am not the son of God.
00:03:32Well, of course.
00:03:34Many people believe that Jesus is both God incarnate and the Son.
00:03:38Well, that's just confusing.
00:03:40I don't want my church getting involved in all that.
00:03:43Exactly.
00:03:44Besides, if we pull up our timeline, you won't have this.
00:04:00We gonna drag our feet because of a book?
00:04:03Not a book.
00:04:05The book.
00:04:07The Homelander Bible.
00:04:14Heavy.
00:04:17It's got the Old Testament.
00:04:19The New Testament.
00:04:20And the brand new American Testament.
00:04:24Written by AI, trained on the works of Pat Robertson.
00:04:27See, we need to pass the torch, sir.
00:04:30From Jesus to you, sir.
00:04:33And we don't get more than one chance at a first impression.
00:04:37Are we really gonna rush something this important?
00:04:42We ain't Arby's, after all.
00:04:45No.
00:04:46We're the Cheesecake Factory.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:55We'll do it your way.
00:05:01You do realize this kind of sudden religious upheaval is likely to generate widespread civil unrest?
00:05:08Local law should be able to handle the suburbs, but we could use extra hands in major metros.
00:05:13Oh.
00:05:13Just recall all soups stationed overseas.
00:05:16American heroes should be protecting America, not who gives a fuck a stand.
00:05:19Great idea.
00:05:28Something wrong.
00:05:31Everything's beachy.
00:05:40Well, I can see why they call this the city that never sleeps.
00:05:44How could you with all that racket?
00:05:46You're getting used to it.
00:05:47Well, you seem to if city life seems to suit you.
00:05:51I guess.
00:05:54I was surprised you called, Reverend.
00:05:56Well, I was surprised you answered.
00:05:58It's been a while and I said things I regret.
00:06:01You both did.
00:06:06You remember when you used to stop by the church after school?
00:06:09Use your powers to light our candles?
00:06:12I remember staying for supper.
00:06:15Oh, man.
00:06:16Those fish fry Fridays.
00:06:18I never liked eating alone.
00:06:20Well, were you making sure I got at least one hot square a day?
00:06:27Reverend, is something the matter?
00:06:29I'm embarrassed to bug you with all of this, but the last couple of weeks have been rough.
00:06:34We've been bleeding congregants to the Democratic Church of America and what folks are sticking around and they're scared.
00:06:42Why?
00:06:43Because last Sunday, somebody melted our stained glass window of Mary.
00:06:48Melted it?
00:06:49Mm-hmm.
00:06:50It was their local soup.
00:06:52Prairie Mantis.
00:06:54He sprayed acid out of his butt.
00:06:56I mean, his glands, his whatever.
00:06:59Yeah, I know him.
00:07:00It was a message.
00:07:01I called the sheriff.
00:07:03I called the mayor.
00:07:04I've called half of Florida.
00:07:06You're all I got left.
00:07:09Reverend, I don't know what I could do.
00:07:11Well, you gotta be able to do something.
00:07:14You're Homelander's right hand.
00:07:17Homelander's not too keen on being challenged.
00:07:23Why not just pay the franchise fee and join?
00:07:25Honey, we can barely afford to pay our water bill.
00:07:28Now, besides the Democratic Church of America, God does not favor one nation over another.
00:07:36Doesn't he, though?
00:07:37No.
00:07:38Name one way God's ever blessed Canada.
00:07:44Just cause Homelander tells you that the sky is red does not make it so.
00:07:51You still have that, uh, that Jesus action figure.
00:07:56I'm surprised you remember that.
00:07:58How could I forget it?
00:07:59You carried it with you everywhere you went.
00:08:00You almost wore the face off the thing.
00:08:02You still carry him?
00:08:09It's complicated.
00:08:11No, it's, I don't think it is.
00:08:15Homelander's, uh, he's a great American.
00:08:16He can, he can stop bullets, he can fly, and do amazing things.
00:08:21Those aren't miracles.
00:08:23And he is not God.
00:08:27If you're the same Misty Tucker Gray that I taught the Bible to over, Fish,
00:08:31I think you know it, too.
00:08:49We ain't doing that again.
00:08:51That's what you said the last six times.
00:08:53Well, I really mean it this time.
00:08:58You seem a little out of it.
00:09:00Did you nut?
00:09:02It's usually you nut.
00:09:07Were you baptized?
00:09:13Yeah, in front of half of Chestnut Hill.
00:09:15Governor Sproul did the honors.
00:09:17My family kept up appearances, of course.
00:09:20Then we never set foot in church again.
00:09:23I had lunch today with the Reverend who baptized me.
00:09:25He's been getting heat to switch over to our church.
00:09:30You think Homelander might be open to going easy on him?
00:09:32I mean, just give him a little more time.
00:09:36I wouldn't ask if it was just anybody, but that man practically raised me.
00:09:42So you didn't nut.
00:09:46You know, this whole Homelander is God shit.
00:09:50It's fucking ridiculous.
00:09:52Really? You think so?
00:09:54If he's the second coming, then what does that make me?
00:09:57Joseph?
00:09:58Let me talk about the biggest cuck in history.
00:10:00A man trades his best cow to bag some hot-ass virgin.
00:10:04And then God comes and squirts his baby gravy up her meat wallet.
00:10:09Fuck that.
00:10:11I guess I've been struggling with where to place Homelander in my heart
00:10:16in relation to Jesus and the Lord.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:20Of course I worship Homelander.
00:10:23He's always been a god to me.
00:10:25Look, I'll tell you this.
00:10:26If there is a god.
00:10:30Sure as hell didn't come out of my balls.
00:10:33I gotta go.
00:10:34Where are you off to?
00:10:35L.A.
00:10:38I fucking hate L.A.
00:10:43Homelander?
00:10:47Homelander?
00:10:50Homelander?
00:10:51Hello?
00:10:56Does Homelander know you're here?
00:10:58Yeah, of course.
00:10:59Some of our church's followers generously donated their milk for our savior's sustenance.
00:11:05I mean, he gotta get his liquid gold from somewhere, am I right?
00:11:09You need something.
00:11:11Where's Homelander?
00:11:12Oh, uh, he didn't tell you.
00:11:14Yeah, he had to fly off to L.A.
00:11:16Strange he didn't mention anything.
00:11:17Well, I've been real busy working for his glory, so not much time for chitchat.
00:11:22Of course.
00:11:23Look at us.
00:11:24The regular Peter and John, just bearing witness and spreading the gospel.
00:11:27A real blessing.
00:11:29Amen.
00:11:29Amen.
00:11:30A real blessing.
00:11:32Oh, uh, by the way, after our meeting, I checked in on the timeline of that Homelander Bible,
00:11:39and, uh, the printers were happy to rush it to make Easter.
00:11:44Well, ain't you full of get up and go?
00:11:46Thing is, they said it wasn't a problem.
00:11:49So I wondered why you were so bent on holding it up.
00:11:55I wasn't.
00:11:57See, I just wanted to make sure everything was just right.
00:12:01Listen, if you are ever feeling any doubts, come to me.
00:12:07I could be a warm shoulder and a friendly ear.
00:12:11Oh, bless your heart.
00:12:15I'll do that.
00:12:19What'd you want to talk to Homelander about?
00:12:22Maybe I could help.
00:12:23That is so kind to you.
00:12:27But what important?
00:12:39What's up?
00:12:41Um, got a tip from our southeast stringer.
00:12:45Praying Mantis raided half a dozen churches in Daytona.
00:12:49Was one of them Holy Baptist?
00:12:53The man upstairs wants us, you, to run with it top of show.
00:12:58He thinks with it being your home church and all, it'll make a strong statement.
00:13:01So I'll have Chris load the new graphics.
00:13:05I gotta finish getting ready.
00:13:16Welcome to Truth Bomb.
00:13:19Our top story tonight's a personal one.
00:13:22It's the story of my hometown church.
00:13:25Holy Baptist of Daytona.
00:13:27It was the church I grew up in.
00:13:29Sang my hymns from the pews there every Sunday.
00:13:31But that church, that church, that church, that church has become a hotbed of starlighter infestation.
00:13:55And my old pastor, Reverend Greg Dupree, has been infected by starlight seditious propaganda.
00:14:11Now, I never told a soul this, but when I was a little girl, the reverend regularly had me over
00:14:18for supper.
00:14:20Alone.
00:14:22No, nothing ever happened to me, but I heard stories about his fish fry Fridays.
00:14:33And if that ain't code for child grooming, I don't know what is.
00:14:40How much longer are we going to let these institutional pedo churches diddle our babies?
00:14:52Americans deserve better.
00:14:57They deserve Homelander.
00:15:01They deserve the Democratic Church of America.
00:15:24Something wrong?
00:15:26Everything's peachy.
00:15:31Would you like some knee pads?
00:15:32I'm sorry?
00:15:33You're looking at me like you want to suck my hog.
00:15:37So I'm asking if you would like some knee pads.
00:15:41Take it easy on the little guy.
00:15:43You brought me Stan Edgar.
00:15:46Thank you, sir.
00:16:10Gary Gibb. B-G. There's no B-G's without me.
00:16:14B-G means the brother's Gibb.
00:16:16What, you think that falsetto makes you boss?
00:16:18I think Saturday Night Fever going platinum 16 times makes me boss.
00:16:22We made that album together.
00:16:23Nothing without me and Maurice.
00:16:25Don't you dare bring Maurice into this.
00:16:29I don't know, it feels inauthentic for Barry to move like this.
00:16:32Oh, yeah?
00:16:36In what way?
00:16:38Egomaniacs like Barry are really just insecure.
00:16:41I think he's threatened by Robin's talent.
00:16:43So maybe he, uh, expresses that by doing a barrel roll instead.
00:16:51Never mind. Sorry. I broke character. I didn't mean to.
00:16:53Yeah.
00:16:55You need to apologize, all right?
00:16:58For being a fucking genius.
00:17:01Are you fucking kidding me? A barrel roll?
00:17:04Holy shit.
00:17:07It's brilliant.
00:17:09Justin, I don't know who you are, or where you came from, or anything about you,
00:17:14but my God, if you are not a fucking talent.
00:17:17Well, thank you.
00:17:18No.
00:17:22Let's take ten, everybody.
00:17:27All right.
00:17:30Lay down with Justin.
00:17:32What do you mean?
00:17:33You're acting.
00:17:34Up there. Stop acting.
00:17:36Stop acting.
00:17:39Don't act.
00:17:40Don't.
00:17:41Because I don't need an actor.
00:17:44I need Barry Gibb.
00:17:46You're right, boss. I'm sorry.
00:17:48My process has been all over the map.
00:17:50But just...
00:17:51This scene is a little close to home.
00:17:54All right.
00:17:55Let me guess the egomaniac we're talking about.
00:17:56That's someone in your life?
00:17:58Someone I work with.
00:18:00In my day job.
00:18:02All right. What are you doing? So quit.
00:18:03There's no way this gig is more important than the fucking theater.
00:18:05I thought this guy was my brother.
00:18:07But he straight up hijacked something I did and took all the credit for it.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:14I've been trying to keep this on the DL, but...
00:18:17In addition to my theater work, I also happen to be a massive feature director.
00:18:22For Saturn Wars to prove it.
00:18:24So I was working on this little film.
00:18:26I don't know, you may have heard of it called Dawn of the Seven.
00:18:28Billy Dollar Gross, but who's counting?
00:18:31There was this fucking guy.
00:18:33The Deep.
00:18:35He just kept upstaging everyone with his trite, shitty improvs.
00:18:40I heard he's a real baby.
00:18:41He's a Jared Leto-level baby bitch.
00:18:45But you gotta put people like that in their place, right?
00:18:48So whoever's upstaging you, you fucking upstage them right back.
00:18:52Okay?
00:18:53Yeah.
00:18:54All right. You got this, Pubula.
00:19:00So great you're here, bro.
00:19:03Yes. Well, we need to meet young men where they are
00:19:06if we plan to usher them into the fold of our lord.
00:19:09Mmm. Totes my goats.
00:19:11So listen, you know, I've got some ideas about how to take this whole church thing to the next level.
00:19:16Oh yeah?
00:19:17So you know how communion wafers taste like dried shit?
00:19:21What if they were Nilla wafers instead?
00:19:24Huh?
00:19:26Oh yeah, and if you could throw in a commandment about how it's not cool to try and bone another
00:19:30bro's girl?
00:19:33We have that. That already exists.
00:19:36Great minds then, eh?
00:19:38The point is, me and Homelander, we go way back.
00:19:40I know what he likes, doesn't like, so you ever want to bounce some ideas back?
00:19:44Don't listen to him, bro.
00:19:46Oh shit.
00:19:48He talks.
00:19:49No, he does not.
00:19:50He's not trying to help you.
00:19:51He's like those fish who suck on whales.
00:19:53He's talking about a sucker fish?
00:19:54He latches onto every new soup.
00:19:57Starlight, me, sage.
00:19:58He pretends he's the guy, but he's not the guy.
00:20:01He's a joke.
00:20:02That smell in his breath?
00:20:03It's because he's been clam diving.
00:20:05On clams.
00:20:06What?
00:20:07I have not done that.
00:20:08I have definitely never done that.
00:20:10Look, if you really want to impress Homelander, bring me on stage for Easter.
00:20:14Homelander can heal me, I'll get my voice back, and then I'll fly.
00:20:18You know I can fly, right?
00:20:20That's so fucking stupid, bro.
00:20:21Well, now, I'm gonna have to run this by Homelander, but, uh, in honest-to-God faith healing,
00:20:26that's like a nine-point bump with Pentecostals right there.
00:20:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:31Goddamn.
00:20:48There's my guy.
00:20:50Little pep in the step, huh?
00:20:53Sir, I did what you said, and I upstaged that bucket at work.
00:20:58I'm proud of you.
00:20:59You know, that's exactly how I handled that motherfucker Paul Rudd.
00:21:02He's not who you think he is.
00:21:04I appreciate the help, boss.
00:21:06You...
00:21:07Oh, my God, kid.
00:21:08You know what? Keep this between us, but...
00:21:10You know Vought Studios hung me out to dry after they shelved training A-Train?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:14Oh, yeah.
00:21:15And at first I drowned my sorrows in crack.
00:21:19Nitrous, huff and glue, huff and paint, paint thinners, cough medicine, guns, high-risk sex, codeine.
00:21:24Did you ever fuck on codeine?
00:21:28But that's not the answer.
00:21:32This play...
00:21:34It saved me.
00:21:36You saved me.
00:21:38Wow.
00:21:40No.
00:21:41Kid, thank you.
00:21:43Because I got some big news.
00:21:46We're going to Broadway.
00:21:47Yes.
00:21:48No more mindless studio bullshit.
00:21:50I can finally be the artist I always dreamed of, and you.
00:21:52Kid, you have no idea, but you're gonna be a fucking star.
00:21:56So you ditch that office, kid, because you and I, we're gonna save the world.
00:22:02With our talent.
00:22:03Oh, my God.
00:22:04You have no idea how much this means to me.
00:22:08I love you, kid.
00:22:11You start your vocal warm-ups.
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15I'mma drop a juice.
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:22Fucking Tony Gilroy.
00:22:30Go dead, man.
00:22:36Go.
00:22:39Get over.
00:22:41I'mma.
00:22:41Get him up.
00:22:42Get him!
00:22:49Come here.
00:22:55Closer.
00:23:00My ass hurts so fucking much.
00:23:12Shit.
00:23:28Hey, bro.
00:23:29Don't you fucking hate bromee? What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:23:33Nothing. Why? What's wrong with you?
00:23:35I call you a clam diver and you send an eel to ass-murder Adam Bork?
00:23:39Did something terrible happen at your play rehearsal today?
00:23:41Which is definitely not your job.
00:23:43The lead producer's stepping away.
00:23:45They're shuttering the production.
00:23:47Get it coming.
00:23:49Fucker didn't use my improvs in Dawn of the Seven.
00:23:51He believed in me, you fuckwit!
00:23:53And for what? Because I fucking upstaged you with Oh Father?
00:23:57Here's what's gonna happen now.
00:23:59You are gonna fucking do whatever I say, whenever I say it.
00:24:03I'm gonna tell Homelander you are in some pussy play.
00:24:06Which is a definite conflict of interest since Homelander outlawed the National Endowment for the Arts.
00:24:14You have nothing to say?
00:24:16Nice.
00:24:18You were getting the hang of that Meisner technique, huh?
00:24:28Hey buddy. Good boy. Good boy. Hey.
00:24:37You wanna fuck me? You wanna fuck me like a good boy?
00:24:42The American прав.
00:24:44But we have our own church of Americans.
00:24:59Hold on.
00:25:00What are you doing?
00:25:02Frenchie won't cook my steak past premium rare.
00:25:04And I like mine burnt with ketchup.
00:25:06Okay, and why don't you tell him that?
00:25:08I have.
00:25:10Maybe we just don't like the same steak.
00:25:14You know?
00:25:17Well, Jesus Christ, has Butcher ever washed this thing?
00:25:22That thing is like glazed in dog semen.
00:25:24Like a cum donut.
00:25:26Cum nut?
00:25:27Did I just invent a new word?
00:25:28You know what?
00:25:29I'm going to do us all a favor and wash this.
00:25:31Tara, your boyfriend is about to become a virgin all over again.
00:25:36Good boy.
00:25:56What the fuck is that?
00:25:57You finally building yourself a fuckbot?
00:25:59Something me and Frenchie are working on.
00:26:02Proper preparation and planning, my son.
00:26:05None of my fucking business got it.
00:26:06Yeah, that's the one.
00:26:08And he leaves on bombsite.
00:26:09Not a damn thing.
00:26:10Well, he's an unbreakable cunt that flies through the air.
00:26:12How hard can it be?
00:26:13Well, if it's so easy, why don't you look for him?
00:26:16I've hit every single dead end and then some.
00:26:19How about legend?
00:26:20That old bastard knows everyone.
00:26:22He's in the wind.
00:26:23If I had as much shit on Vod as he did, I'd fuck off too.
00:26:27Oh, shit.
00:26:28Wait, wait, wait.
00:26:29Hey, Tara, no.
00:26:30Hey, get down.
00:26:31Good boy.
00:26:32No, Tara, good boy.
00:26:33Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:26:33No, you can't have no chocolate, mate.
00:26:36Yeah, get your own chocolate.
00:26:44What?
00:26:45Free Mississippi rule.
00:26:47Bloody hell.
00:26:48I never thought I'd see the day.
00:26:49It's got a fucking pubic ear on it, and no.
00:26:51Tasty, too.
00:26:52Hmm?
00:26:56You know what's funny?
00:26:59Here we are, parked in the middle of hell,
00:27:02and I've never slept or shit so good my entire life.
00:27:06What's different?
00:27:07Well, like you, I just finally realized that I'm already dead.
00:27:13And once I just gave up that stress of needing to stay alive,
00:27:18it's like shit got easier.
00:27:22You know, I spent my whole life going after Soulja Boy
00:27:25for what he did to my family.
00:27:27Yet he's immortal?
00:27:30He's immune.
00:27:31He's immune.
00:27:33What kind of fucking cosmic joke is that?
00:27:36So you tell me, Butcher.
00:27:39Why should I keep going?
00:27:41Well, you keep going from Monique to Janine.
00:27:45They're better off without me.
00:27:47How can a man so smart be so fucking daft?
00:27:50They are.
00:27:51And I'm better off without them.
00:27:54Because if I thought that there was a snowball's chance in hell,
00:27:58that I might see him again,
00:28:02then I might be too scared to do
00:28:04what you and me both need me to do.
00:28:30You wonder what am I doing?
00:28:32Well, first, I made Kimiko the perfect French rebuy.
00:28:39You know, she loves my steak.
00:28:42And for dessert, my souffle en chocolate.
00:28:46It's a thing of legend.
00:28:55You know she wants one of you to...
00:28:58I don't know.
00:28:59What is it that you do?
00:29:03Eat, sleep, or fetch?
00:29:06Ha-ha.
00:29:07I stir the wall.
00:29:08You bring it back.
00:29:10I stir the wall.
00:29:11You bring it back.
00:29:13It's a nightmare of futility.
00:29:15What would I do with one of you?
00:29:18I've killed every plant I've owned.
00:29:21I'll surely kill you too.
00:29:28She deserves peace.
00:29:32A normal life.
00:29:35But I...
00:29:41I don't know how to give her this.
00:29:46If I even can.
00:29:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:01Oh, fut de brunt.
00:30:07I need fresh air.
00:30:09You want to come?
00:30:10Outside?
00:30:11No?
00:30:12Okay.
00:30:19If you and M.M. still think...
00:30:21Oh, for fuck's sake, Huey.
00:30:22Knock it off with this V1 shite.
00:30:23You're doing me fucking head in.
00:30:26Oi.
00:30:27Terror.
00:30:28Cut it out.
00:30:29Come on.
00:30:30Now, listen.
00:30:31If we do find that stuff, we're not making any fucking vaccines out of it, all right?
00:30:35We're not the Department of Fucking Health.
00:30:36We burn this shit before Homelander gets his paws on it, and that's it.
00:30:40Well, if you want to kill yourself, knock yourself out.
00:30:42But why do you have to decide for the rest of us?
00:30:43Oh, because I'm fucking right.
00:30:45Because I've always been right.
00:30:46I've been telling you lot, from the fucking start, the sky has fallen.
00:30:50And guess what?
00:30:51The sky fucking fell.
00:30:53Well, you kind of helped bring it down.
00:30:54Oh, don't give me that bollocks.
00:30:56Listen, Homelander thinks he's a fucking god.
00:30:59Once he becomes immortal, he's going to start killing like one, and we are talking millions
00:31:04of people.
00:31:05Now, are you telling me you're honestly happy to risk all of that for a life on the run
00:31:10with your girl, knowing that you could have stopped it?
00:31:17You can live with that, can you?
00:31:21What if it was Becca?
00:31:24You just let her die?
00:31:32I did let her die.
00:31:36Look, I know that Homelander comes first.
00:31:39I really do.
00:31:40All I'm asking is that we try.
00:31:45Annie and Kimiko deserve that much.
00:31:50Oi, Tara, no!
00:31:53Oi, get out of there!
00:31:54Oh, bloody hell.
00:31:55Is that chocolate?
00:31:56Isn't chocolate bad for dogs?
00:31:58For a dog disorder is fucking lethal.
00:31:59Oi, pressure you cunt!
00:32:01Get me some hydrogen peroxide, would ya?
00:32:03Okay, we have some in the first aid kit.
00:32:04Give me one second.
00:32:05What happened?
00:32:06You poisoned me fucking dog!
00:32:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:32:10Look, all you need is charcoal.
00:32:12We should call a vet.
00:32:12They're gonna tell you you need charcoal.
00:32:14Guys, we got this.
00:32:14Just give us some room.
00:32:15I'll hold his mouth open.
00:32:16You pour, right?
00:32:17On the count of three.
00:32:18One, two, three.
00:32:20Sorry, buddy.
00:32:21There you go.
00:32:24All right, all right.
00:32:28Oh, I've seen it.
00:32:30That's a good boy.
00:32:31All right.
00:32:31You're gonna be all right, boy.
00:32:35Fuckin' hell.
00:32:41Hey, you want some turkey?
00:32:44Well, first you gotta fuck me.
00:32:48And I'll give you the turkey.
00:32:56Oi.
00:32:58There he is, eh?
00:33:01Hey, were you having a dream, were you?
00:33:04Was it a goodie?
00:33:08How's he doing?
00:33:09Yeah, he's all right.
00:33:12Thank you for, uh...
00:33:14Yeah, it's all good.
00:33:27Oi.
00:33:29Yui.
00:33:29Yui.
00:33:33Listen, uh...
00:33:34If we do find that B1,
00:33:38and if it don't fuck us,
00:33:42you can have some.
00:33:46For Annie and, uh...
00:33:48Camino.
00:33:50What about you?
00:33:53Oi, but as soon as Frenchie's got that shite sorted,
00:33:57we're using it, all right?
00:33:58Ready or not.
00:34:12What you looking at?
00:34:16Nothing.
00:34:21And as for you,
00:34:23don't you ever fucking do that to me again, all right?
00:34:26Good boy.
00:34:28Now,
00:34:30I caught Blondie trying to give you a wet plus the boil wash,
00:34:33but I know how you love the crunchy bits.
00:34:36Yes, I do.
00:34:36I know how you love those crunchy bits.
00:34:49You do realize this kind of sudden religious upheaval
00:34:56is likely to generate widespread civil unrest.
00:34:59Local law can handle the suburbs,
00:35:00but we could use extra hands in major metros.
00:35:02All right, well,
00:35:02recall all the soups stationed overseas.
00:35:05American heroes should be protecting America,
00:35:07not who gives a fuck a stand.
00:35:10Great idea.
00:35:22Where to?
00:35:23Grime analytics.
00:35:30That was thrilling, wasn't it?
00:35:34What a bright future we have ahead of us.
00:35:37It was a real Gucci-oni piss party.
00:35:40Imagine how much more exciting it'll be
00:35:43when Homelander becomes immortal.
00:35:45Who?
00:35:47Have you found Livy Ward?
00:35:51No.
00:35:53Homelander hasn't gotten anything out of Stan Edgar.
00:35:55No.
00:35:56But I haven't had a crack at him yet.
00:36:09Jesus, give me a little personal space, will you, Garth?
00:36:1424-7 agents must be hard for someone so into scat play.
00:36:17You realize I do actually work?
00:36:19I was this close to convincing the FCC
00:36:21to pull every broadcast license but VNN.
00:36:24Homelander feels this is more important.
00:36:28What now?
00:36:29The president and I stand by this decision.
00:36:32We need our American soups here in America.
00:36:35Well, isn't it kind of, sort of, your fault for being invaded?
00:36:38You might as well have been wearing a short skirt.
00:36:40Man, those Ukrainians sure have a fucking mouth on them.
00:36:45Remember, you're doing the Lord's work.
00:36:47Word's out.
00:36:48Vod's stock is tanking.
00:36:49The international markets are in freefall
00:36:51and you're not the least bit concerned.
00:36:53It's not about what I think.
00:36:55It's what the man wants.
00:36:58It's always what the man wants.
00:37:05You want a drink?
00:37:07So we're at the climate change summit in Reykjavik
00:37:09when the Swiss chancellor says we should all race our Gulf streams.
00:37:13The amount of CO2 we splooched out,
00:37:15the air was chewy the next day.
00:37:17Lolz.
00:37:22Come on.
00:37:23What do you want from me, Sage?
00:37:25What makes you think I want anything from you?
00:37:26You haven't called me the poster child
00:37:28for a late-term abortion once today.
00:37:30Truth be told, you're not the one I want.
00:37:33I know you know what Homelander's doing.
00:37:35He's going after the V1.
00:37:37Wait, what?
00:37:38And if he gets any, he lives forever.
00:37:41What is V1?
00:37:42And what do you mean Homelander lives forever?
00:37:45I've done what I can to make sure he doesn't find any.
00:37:47How do you know about this and I don't?
00:37:50Have you two been talking without me?
00:37:53Homelander is an open baby book, but Soldier Boy is tricky.
00:37:56I need you to read his mind.
00:37:57What he knows, where they're headed next, and most importantly, if Soldier Boy is warming up
00:38:02to his sadistic regret.
00:38:05Okay, I'm in.
00:38:06The fuck you are?
00:38:08We are not conspiring against Homelander.
00:38:10Hey, don't forget the Aung San Suu Kyi quote Tramp-stamped on our ass.
00:38:14The only real prison is fear.
00:38:16No, the only real prison is prison.
00:38:18Ashley, what do you think happens to you if I die?
00:38:21I'm not about to risk my neck because I let an overgrown Boyle do my thinking for me.
00:38:27Okay, fine.
00:38:28Just stay.
00:38:29Why?
00:38:29So you can play more mind games?
00:38:31You gave me your answer.
00:38:32I heard you.
00:38:33Now, don't make me drink alone.
00:38:38I'm starving.
00:38:40Are you starving?
00:38:40I'd kill for a chalupa right now.
00:38:43I'd kill for a big juicy dick.
00:38:45Oh, we should call Gavin.
00:38:46His girth was amazing.
00:38:48And oh man, the amount of spunk he shot back here.
00:38:50We looked like Pepe Le Pew.
00:38:51We are not booty calling my high school boyfriend.
00:38:54But he was so sweet.
00:38:55And mom loved him, remember?
00:38:56Yeah, well mom's dead.
00:38:57So she doesn't get a say.
00:38:58And neither do you.
00:39:00What happened to her?
00:39:01Cancer.
00:39:03My grandmother too.
00:39:04What was she like?
00:39:06Your mother.
00:39:08Tiny.
00:39:10And terrifying.
00:39:11This one bitch, Harper Hewitt, used to make fun of my nose.
00:39:15So my mom tells Mr. Hewitt that Mrs. Hewitt has been railing the UPS guy.
00:39:20Which she was.
00:39:21That was mom.
00:39:22Bringing a nuke to a knife fight.
00:39:27So they moved.
00:39:29And the rest of kindergarten was no sweat.
00:39:32My folks shot me out with V.
00:39:34Thinking I'd be a meal ticket.
00:39:36And then my power turned out to be smarts.
00:39:39Which is the worst fucking one.
00:39:40Try knowing what everyone really thinks of you all day.
00:39:43Ooh, trust me.
00:39:44The thing people hate more than just about anything is feeling stupid.
00:39:49So when a three-year-old corrects your grammar, or, oh, tells them their life dream yogurt shop is doomed
00:39:56to fail,
00:39:57they start to hate you too.
00:39:58At least my parents did.
00:40:00Until they dumped me at my grandmas.
00:40:02But grandma, you know, she was the only one who ever thought it was a gift.
00:40:08I would quote Othello to her, word for word.
00:40:11And, and, and...
00:40:12See, you clap.
00:40:14And laugh her big laugh.
00:40:19I'm still so pissed she is gone.
00:40:23I used to want to be like my mom.
00:40:27Strong.
00:40:28Pushy as fuck.
00:40:30Didn't take shit from anyone.
00:40:31You still can.
00:40:34If you help me.
00:40:38Fuck you.
00:40:39You knew about my mom the whole time.
00:40:41You drew it out of me just to soften me up.
00:40:44Did it work?
00:40:44No.
00:40:45This is my fucking problem with you.
00:40:47I know you've been working some big plan all year.
00:40:49How am I supposed to trust you if I'm just a pawn in your fucked up chess game?
00:40:53All right.
00:40:55If I tell you, will you help me?
00:40:58I would heavily consider it.
00:41:00Helping Homelander take control of the country is phase one.
00:41:04It was only ever the beginning.
00:41:05Phase two is the end.
00:41:07The end of what?
00:41:08The world.
00:41:10After this soup-killing virus is released.
00:41:13Wait, you want it released?
00:41:14Oh, you bet I do.
00:41:16After soups realize humans are behind it, all hell will break loose.
00:41:21Soups butchering humans.
00:41:23Virus butchering soups.
00:41:25Oh, fucking World War soup.
00:41:26I don't believe you.
00:41:28Swear on my grandma's soul.
00:41:30Why would you possibly want that?
00:41:32Because I'll be watching from my cozy bunker outside Colorado Springs.
00:41:36And when it's all over, I can read all day every day.
00:41:41No one bothering me.
00:41:44Nothing but peace and quiet forever.
00:41:49Which is why Homelander can't survive.
00:41:52That needy asshole would never give me a moment's rest.
00:41:56Defeats the whole purpose.
00:41:57Don't worry.
00:41:59You're invited to my bunker.
00:42:01You too, Ashley.
00:42:06Fuck.
00:42:10Would you like some knee pads?
00:42:12Sorry, what?
00:42:13You're looking at me like you want to suck my hog.
00:42:18So I'm asking you if you would like some knee pads.
00:42:21Go easy on the little guy.
00:42:23He brought me Stan Edgar.
00:42:24Thank you, sir.
00:42:25You may leave.
00:42:37What crawled up your shithole?
00:42:39No idea what you mean.
00:42:41When you're pissy, you tend to make everybody else's lives pissy, too.
00:42:47Stan Edgar?
00:42:48Still stonewalling you?
00:42:49I've talked to him three times now.
00:42:51Says he has no idea where the V1 is.
00:42:53Heart rate steady as a rock.
00:42:55I'm starting to believe him.
00:42:57That slippery fuck used to fetch my cocaine.
00:43:02You know what?
00:43:04I have an idea.
00:43:07Why don't I take a crack at him?
00:43:11What, you don't trust me?
00:43:13Well, you did lock me in a room with nuclear material and tried to stop me getting the V1.
00:43:19And so, I'm sure you can understand my hesitance.
00:43:24You could have killed me at Fort Harmony, but you didn't.
00:43:28Maybe I feel like I owe you.
00:43:29Or maybe you're lying.
00:43:30Maybe.
00:43:37Give me an hour.
00:43:39I'll meet you at Edgar's cell.
00:43:50My, my.
00:43:52Now the mighty have fucked themselves square in the ass.
00:43:57Don't shit where you eat, Stan.
00:43:58So you've called in reinforcements?
00:44:00I wanted to see the prick that sold me out to the Reds.
00:44:03He wasn't personal.
00:44:04It was a business decision.
00:44:05We had your replacement model on the way.
00:44:08Even as a toddler, Homelander showed more promise than you ever did.
00:44:14Not that it amounted to much.
00:44:16When have you ever done anything remotely interesting or original?
00:44:22My power is absolute, Stan.
00:44:27At heights no one's even dreamed of.
00:44:30I'd call that pretty fucking original.
00:44:32Nothing that the lowest speck of this pointless species couldn't have thought of
00:44:36were they to be granted your level of power.
00:44:40Why am I still alive?
00:44:44Because you're useful, Stan.
00:44:47And I always wanted a pet.
00:44:49Perhaps.
00:44:49Or is it because you are so desperate for daddy figures
00:44:53that you can't even bring yourself to kill the ones who hate you?
00:44:57At least that's something he and I have in common.
00:45:01Do you want to die, Stan?
00:45:09Jesus.
00:45:10You'd get pregnant with all the eye fucking.
00:45:14Tempe, Arizona.
00:45:15Is that supposed to mean something?
00:45:17Well, I had the eggheads and crime analytics track down your granddaughter,
00:45:22Zoe.
00:45:23And her dad.
00:45:24They're in Tempe, Arizona.
00:45:30So, where is the V1?
00:45:35As I told you, I genuinely don't know.
00:45:46But, I may know someone who does.
00:45:49You should go and see Mr. Marathon in L.A.
00:45:52He's always had an intense interest in Vaught's history.
00:45:57It should be a delightful reunion.
00:46:04Hooray for Hollywood.
00:46:06That's screwy, bally, hooey Hollywood.
00:46:09Go out and try your luck.
00:46:11You might be Donald Duck.
00:46:14Hooray for Hollywood.
00:46:15Homelander, it's really, uh, really good to see you.
00:46:18Um, why?
00:46:18But, uh, you know, what brings you by?
00:46:20Relax.
00:46:21We're just here to talk.
00:46:22Yeah, great.
00:46:23Awesome.
00:46:23Soldier Boy.
00:46:24Wow.
00:46:24Big fan.
00:46:25Sir.
00:46:25I actually, uh, pop my cherry in your underoos.
00:46:28Nice.
00:46:30So, you were part of the seven?
00:46:31I was.
00:46:32I was.
00:46:32You know, until this one replaced me with A-train.
00:46:35Check it out.
00:46:35Come on.
00:46:37Well, you're only the world's fastest man as long as you're the world's fastest man, champ.
00:46:41And you got slow.
00:46:42It was one race.
00:46:43You never gave me the chance to win it back, boss.
00:46:49Hey, check this one out.
00:46:52Gross 35 mil.
00:46:53On a $200 million budget.
00:46:54These aren't even VOD films.
00:46:56What's the difference?
00:46:57These were made where washed-up soups go to die.
00:47:00Sony Pictures TV.
00:47:02It's a legit studio.
00:47:03And I save half on their TVs.
00:47:06And maybe we're not part of the official VCU, and maybe we can't mention VOD or, you know,
00:47:10any licensed VOD hero.
00:47:12But, hey, still making magic.
00:47:15That and I, uh, I sling a little bit on the side.
00:47:17Low pills.
00:47:18Ozemic.
00:47:19Whatever you need.
00:47:19Fastest dealer in town.
00:47:21All right, come on.
00:47:22The gang will be psyched to meet you.
00:47:28Did you guys hear?
00:47:29They rounded up Aziz, Macaulay, Joaquin, Kiefer, Meryl.
00:47:33I also heard they got Benedict.
00:47:35Wong or Cumberbatch?
00:47:36Both.
00:47:36Fuck!
00:47:37I know, dude.
00:47:37What the fuck, Mel Chemical?
00:47:39Get your boys in check, huh?
00:47:40Just because I'm a soup doesn't mean I truck in that fascist shit.
00:47:42We need to do something.
00:47:44Counterpoint.
00:47:44Why?
00:47:45Because we're storytellers, dude.
00:47:47Yeah.
00:47:47Our superpower is we inspire hearts and minds.
00:47:50Look at the characters we create.
00:47:51Luke Skywalker, Katniss, Condi.
00:47:53Oh, bitch, please.
00:47:54Come on.
00:47:55Like Mark Hamill, J-Law, and Sir Ben Kingsley do anything but collect their fucking residuals.
00:48:00They're very engaged.
00:48:01Look, here's what we do.
00:48:03We all post about this simultaneously on Instagram.
00:48:06Black squares on the main feed.
00:48:09Black Lives Matter did black squares.
00:48:10Fuck.
00:48:11You're right.
00:48:11We do blue squares on the grid.
00:48:13Because blue lives matter.
00:48:14I wouldn't post that.
00:48:15Is there any color that hasn't been taken by some fucking group?
00:48:19What about white?
00:48:20Look around.
00:48:21Oh, ooh, ooh.
00:48:22I'll get Lena Dunham to write an editorial for The Atlantic.
00:48:25Oh, yeah.
00:48:25That'll really, people, that has great readership.
00:48:28She's a very persuasive.
00:48:29Whatever fuck stinks.
00:48:30Look, best day of my life was when they executed Hater.
00:48:34Right?
00:48:34More offer onlys for the forte.
00:48:36Hey, do we think Michael Cera's a starlighter?
00:48:38Because we're up for the same part right now, and it'd be pretty good if you got Vanished.
00:48:41We've been friends with him for 20 years, Chris.
00:48:43Yeah, but I really need this part, man.
00:48:45Oh, no.
00:48:46Oh, no.
00:48:47What's up?
00:48:48Homelander.
00:48:49Soldier Boy.
00:48:49Wow.
00:48:50I'm Will.
00:48:51Remember me?
00:48:52I'm the one who turned in Channing Tatum.
00:48:57Seth Rogen.
00:48:58We actually met once before with Black Noir, the premiere for Silent Vengeance 3, Vengeance Reloaded.
00:49:05Big fan.
00:49:06I'm actually testifying in front of Congress for you, you know, outing suspected starlighters.
00:49:10Spoiler alert.
00:49:11Post Malone.
00:49:13You need to get the fuck away from me right now.
00:49:15You bet.
00:49:15Yeah.
00:49:17We came here looking for something.
00:49:19What do you know about V1?
00:49:23You come to the right place.
00:49:33Here you go.
00:49:37Oh, yeah.
00:49:38Vought yanked that one from the newsstands after Kent State.
00:49:42Good times.
00:49:44How'd you end up with it?
00:49:45Some old bitch on eBay.
00:49:46I paid 20 bucks.
00:49:47I mean, it'll go for half a mil at auction.
00:49:50Easy.
00:49:59Yeah, Dr. Vought was a titan.
00:50:01A visionary.
00:50:02He was a pansy.
00:50:04With a German accent and sweaty palms.
00:50:06He was a complicated guy.
00:50:15Do you or do you not have V1?
00:50:21I don't.
00:50:23But Bombside does.
00:50:24He does.
00:50:26That piece of shit's still alive.
00:50:28Yeah.
00:50:28He was my best customer for a long time.
00:50:30What makes you think he has it?
00:50:31One night, he was tweaked out of his gourd, and he told me he has some, and I believe him.
00:50:35Where is he?
00:50:36Me and Bombside are still cool.
00:50:37Why don't we all just hang out for a sec, and I'll call him.
00:50:40He'll fly right over.
00:50:49I'll skip this up in Bogota, where you were taking a pass.
00:50:51I mean, for the soldier boy, nothing but the best.
00:51:00Seth?
00:51:02Oh, no.
00:51:03I actually hate weed.
00:51:04I just pretend to like it for my brand, so I can sell ashtrays to suckers.
00:51:09Um, yo, Homelander, you want to hit this?
00:51:14It is my life goal to smoke you out, homie.
00:51:20Don't call me that.
00:51:24Homelander, it's good to see you again.
00:51:30Do I know you?
00:51:31Yeah, uh, we met like six times.
00:51:34Malchemical, make deadly gases, did that whole campaign with gas.
00:51:42That's embarrassing.
00:51:44Homelander's still as weird as he was when I was there.
00:51:47Well, I wasn't there back then, but yes.
00:51:50Let's get this one.
00:51:51One time, at Ledoux, Misha Barton wanted to suck him off, right?
00:51:54He spent two hours talking to her about Nietzsche, then left when she stepped on his cape.
00:51:58Oh, that fucking cape.
00:52:00Like a baby with a blanket.
00:52:02Pretty sure he jerks off into it.
00:52:03Probably why it's so stiff.
00:52:05Say that again.
00:52:10Oh, can't you take a fucking joke?
00:52:15Say it again.
00:52:18I thought as much.
00:52:19If Bombside's not coming, I'm leaving.
00:52:21No, he's on his way.
00:52:22Be here any minute.
00:52:23I swear.
00:52:27Nah, I'm done.
00:52:31Oh, shit.
00:52:31By the way, I heard you all, and I want you all to know that very soon, gentlemen, you are
00:52:39going to pay for your sick posts and your hateful memes.
00:52:43Especially the memes.
00:52:48No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:49It was Kumail and Seth's idea.
00:52:51What?
00:52:51Fuck you, Forte.
00:52:52That was fucking his idea, man.
00:52:54He is just sucking your dick so you can help his shitty fucking career.
00:52:57Take them, okay?
00:52:58Shit, I'll take them out for you right now.
00:52:59Oh, really?
00:52:59Yeah.
00:53:00You want to take me, bitch?
00:53:01I'm fucking yoked.
00:53:01Shut up, Forte.
00:53:03Okay, Forte, you're making this worse.
00:53:04Stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:53:06We really should round up Michael Cera.
00:53:11Home letter.
00:53:12Sorry, quick question.
00:53:14What?
00:53:15Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:53:23Who's memorable now?
00:53:24What the fuck?
00:53:25Easy, easy, easy.
00:53:26Can we fuck off, please?
00:53:27Yeah, MacGruber, everything is cool.
00:53:29Hey, man, we don't have a problem with you.
00:53:30Honest.
00:53:31But, but, but, but, fuck this fucking guy.
00:53:33You know, he fucked my life.
00:53:35If you help us get rid of him, then we all win.
00:53:37And you, you can have the seven.
00:53:40And I don't even, like, really care if you bring me back or whatever.
00:53:42I don't need to kill him to get the seven.
00:53:44No, yeah, of course not.
00:53:45But what about all that creepy shit he's doing with that church?
00:53:47I mean, they're rounding up everybody cool.
00:53:49All the hookers, the drug dealers.
00:53:51They want to ban porn.
00:53:52I mean, they want to ban fucking abortions.
00:53:55Okay, well, banning abortion would be a big problem for me personally.
00:53:58Exactly, for all of us.
00:54:00So if we kill him, we can stop worrying about being cops or gods or asexual weirdos.
00:54:06You know, we can go back to fucking and being fucking awesome.
00:54:09Look, we know you've got that fucked up chest blast thing.
00:54:13I mean, I was at Hero Gas and I saw it.
00:54:14Just finish him now.
00:54:16Take away his powers so we can curb stomp him while we have the chance.
00:54:26He is a fucking asexual weirdo.
00:54:29Yeah.
00:54:30Yeah.
00:54:31But as much as it pains me to say this, he's my fucking asexual weirdo.
00:54:41Nobody fucks my son but me.
00:54:43What?
00:54:44That came out wrong.
00:54:50Oh, fuck.
00:55:21I don't know the address.
00:55:22Do you know the address?
00:55:23I don't know the address.
00:55:24Oh, fuck.
00:55:24Fuck, fuck.
00:55:25Don't kill him.
00:55:26Please don't kill him.
00:55:26Shut up.
00:55:27I'm not going to kill you.
00:55:28I'm going to get you out of here, but you need to do exactly as I say.
00:55:37Go.
00:55:38Go.
00:56:02What you do to me, man?
00:56:05Seth.
00:56:07Fuck.
00:56:07Fuck.
00:56:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:09Is it bad?
00:56:11Well, uh, I didn't mean to.
00:56:13I don't want to die, man.
00:56:15It's going to be okay.
00:56:17I'll remember you every time I watch an American pickle.
00:56:21What?
00:56:22Fuck.
00:56:32I don't want to die.
00:56:35I don't want to die.
00:56:38I don't want to die.
00:56:41I don't want to die.
00:56:41I don't want to die.
00:56:41I don't want to die.
00:56:42I don't want to die.
00:56:43I don't want to die.
00:56:43I don't want to die.
00:56:43I don't want to die.
00:56:44I don't want to die.
00:56:46I don't want to die.
00:56:49I don't want to die.
00:57:05Does bombsite really have it?
00:57:07Fuck you.
00:57:08I'm gonna rip your balls off and stuff them down your throat.
00:57:11That'd be like trying to shove two grapefruits through a garden hose.
00:57:15Does bombsite have the V1s?
00:57:20Yes, yes, okay, yes. That part was true. I swear to fucking God, man. He's got it.
00:57:25Where is he?
00:57:26I don't know.
00:57:26Where the fuck is he?
00:57:27I don't know. I haven't talked to him in like five years. I swear, man. I swear to God.
00:57:30Please.
00:57:31Oh, fuck.
00:57:44What happened?
00:57:45I took care of it.
00:57:50Why?
00:57:52Because fuck them.
00:57:55That's why.
00:57:57I don't think this micro prick was lying.
00:57:59Bombsite has to be one.
00:58:01You just gotta find him.
00:58:04Also, um, I've been fucking firecracker, but out of respect for you, that's, uh, that's done.
00:58:18Plus her pillow talk was getting to be a real drag.
00:58:24Pillow talk?
00:58:28Killow talk?
00:58:35Bye.
00:58:36Bye.
00:58:37Bye.
00:58:38Bye.
00:58:46Bye.
00:58:49Bye.
00:58:56Oh, Lander.
00:59:00How was L.A.?
00:59:03Did you catch Jeanette's truth bomb?
00:59:06I did, indeed.
00:59:07And it was a real barn burner.
00:59:09Well done.
00:59:10Thank you, sir.
00:59:11That means the world.
00:59:14How's sex with my father?
00:59:19Is he good at it?
00:59:21Are you thinking about me
00:59:24when you're making love to him?
00:59:28I never meant to cross a line or offend you.
00:59:31Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:32Don't fret, little one.
00:59:34I don't care about the sex, really.
00:59:37But I do care about your little chats after sex.
00:59:41Sir, whatever soldier boy told you,
00:59:43I can assure you that I...
00:59:44You mean your inner turmoil
00:59:46when it comes to me and...
00:59:52Jesus, are you thinking of Jesus
00:59:54when you're praising me?
00:59:56No, you are my one and only savior.
01:00:00You say that, but your jagged little heart
01:00:03is whirring like a hummingbird.
01:00:09You're supposed to worship me.
01:00:12Love me.
01:00:13And me alone.
01:00:15I do.
01:00:16I believed in you.
01:00:18Turns out...
01:00:20you don't believe in me.
01:00:25I need you to collect your things
01:00:28I believe.
01:00:31But I do believe in you.
01:00:34I love you.
01:00:35I am the only one here who ever has.
01:00:39I gave you everything.
01:00:41I gave you my soul.
01:00:43And everybody else here,
01:00:44they're just...
01:00:45they're just scared of you.
01:00:47Or they want something from you.
01:00:49But I have always loved you for you.
01:00:54Just the strongest...
01:00:57smartest...
01:00:59best man on earth.
01:01:00Hmm.
01:01:01Man.
01:01:02No, no, no, no, no.
01:01:03God, no.
01:01:04No, be...
01:01:05God.
01:01:07My Lord.
01:01:08That look you used to get
01:01:10when you'd suckle me.
01:01:12I felt like...
01:01:13I felt like Mother Mary herself.
01:01:15I felt blessed...
01:01:17to nourish someone as...
01:01:20important as you.
01:01:26But nothing I ever did
01:01:27was good enough, was it?
01:01:29You cast me out to the cold.
01:01:32Which was so much worse
01:01:33than never feeling your warmth
01:01:35in the first place.
01:01:37So all I have been trying to do
01:01:39is to get you to see me
01:01:41the way that you used to.
01:01:44Hell, the only reason
01:01:44I was with Soldier Boy
01:01:45was because your...
01:01:48reflected light...
01:01:50is better than I'll add it all.
01:01:53Please, sir.
01:01:56I love you.
01:01:58We all need love, don't we?
01:02:03Even God.
01:02:13I love you.
01:02:24I don't know.
01:02:47Hooray for Hollywood
01:02:48That screwy ballyhoo-y Hollywood
01:02:52Where any office for your young mechanic
01:02:55Can be a panic with just a good-looking pant
01:02:59And any barmaid can be a star maid
01:03:04If she dances with or without a fan
01:03:06Hooray for Hollywood
01:03:08Where you're terrific if you're even good
01:03:11Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple
01:03:15To Amy Semple is equally understood
01:03:18Go out and try your luck
01:03:21You might be Donald Duck
01:03:23Hooray for Hollywood
01:03:25Go out and try your luck
01:03:54Go out and try your علي
01:04:03Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:04That phony super coney Hollywood
01:04:08They come from Chillicotties and Paducas
01:04:11With their bazookas
01:04:13To get their names up in lights
01:04:15All armed with photos from local rotos
01:04:19With their hair and ribbon and legs and tights
01:04:22Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:23You may be homely in your neighborhood
01:04:27But if you think that you can be an actor
01:04:30See Mr. Factor
01:04:32He'll make a monkey look good
01:04:34Within a half an hour
01:04:36You'll look like Tyrone Bauer
01:04:39Hooray for Hollywood
01:04:46Hooray for Hollywood
01:05:01Hooray for Hollywood
01:05:03Hooray for Hollywood
01:05:21Hooray for Hollywood
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