The Boys Season 5 Episode 1 & 2 Breakdown - Finale Season Premiere Review & Ending Explained
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The end begins now! The bloody, chaotic, and completely unhinged final season of 'The Boys' is finally here. Dive into our full, spoiler-filled breakdown of the massive two-episode premiere on Prime Video.
One year after Homelander consolidated his absolute political power over the United States, the stakes have never been higher for our favorite rogue vigilantes.
Episode 1: "Fifteen Inches of Sheer Dynamite"
The final chapter kicks off in total chaos. With Homelander tightening his fascistic reign, Annie January pulls off a high-stakes infiltration at a Vought shareholders meeting to leak the infamous Flight 37 video, completely fracturing what's left of the public's trust. Meanwhile, Billy Butcher, facing his final days, returns home to deal with personal ghosts while trying to piece together a desperate new plan for revenge.
Episode 2: "Teenage Kix"
The war gets personal. Butcher leads the team to a hidden laboratory alongside Dr. Sameer Shah, hiding a dark secret about Victoria Neuman's death. Armed with a dangerous Supe-killing virus, the group attempts a risky test on a Supe named Rock Hard inside the home of the Teenage Kix team. But a surprise attack from Maverick—seeking bloody vengeance on Hughie for his father Translucent’s death—unravels the plan in a shocking showdown involving Cindy and Starlight.
Cast: Karl Urban (Billy Butcher), Antony Starr (Homelander), Jack Quaid (Hughie Campbell), Erin Moriarty (Annie January/Starlight), Laz Alonso (Mother's Milk), Tomer Capone (Frenchie), Karen Fukuhara (Kimiko), and Jessie T. Usher (A-Train).
What did you think of that brutal premiere? Did Homelander finally cross the point of no return? Sound off in the comments below!
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The end begins now! The bloody, chaotic, and completely unhinged final season of 'The Boys' is finally here. Dive into our full, spoiler-filled breakdown of the massive two-episode premiere on Prime Video.
One year after Homelander consolidated his absolute political power over the United States, the stakes have never been higher for our favorite rogue vigilantes.
Episode 1: "Fifteen Inches of Sheer Dynamite"
The final chapter kicks off in total chaos. With Homelander tightening his fascistic reign, Annie January pulls off a high-stakes infiltration at a Vought shareholders meeting to leak the infamous Flight 37 video, completely fracturing what's left of the public's trust. Meanwhile, Billy Butcher, facing his final days, returns home to deal with personal ghosts while trying to piece together a desperate new plan for revenge.
Episode 2: "Teenage Kix"
The war gets personal. Butcher leads the team to a hidden laboratory alongside Dr. Sameer Shah, hiding a dark secret about Victoria Neuman's death. Armed with a dangerous Supe-killing virus, the group attempts a risky test on a Supe named Rock Hard inside the home of the Teenage Kix team. But a surprise attack from Maverick—seeking bloody vengeance on Hughie for his father Translucent’s death—unravels the plan in a shocking showdown involving Cindy and Starlight.
Cast: Karl Urban (Billy Butcher), Antony Starr (Homelander), Jack Quaid (Hughie Campbell), Erin Moriarty (Annie January/Starlight), Laz Alonso (Mother's Milk), Tomer Capone (Frenchie), Karen Fukuhara (Kimiko), and Jessie T. Usher (A-Train).
What did you think of that brutal premiere? Did Homelander finally cross the point of no return? Sound off in the comments below!
Smash that Like button, share the video, and Subscribe to the channel for weekly episode recaps, easter egg breakdowns, and theories for the rest of The Boys Season 5!
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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson.
00:00:12You're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:19And now you blink?
00:00:20Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:00:28As long as you're useful.
00:00:28Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my God, Samir.
00:00:31Who's that?
00:00:32Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:38Can we call?
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:43He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:51Oh, God.
00:00:53Frenchy.
00:00:59What was I so afraid of?
00:01:02I know...
00:01:23What was I so afraid of.
00:01:28Praise the Lord.
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:35Amen.
00:01:37He loved his country, his God, but most of all, his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen.
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel.
00:01:58That wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:02That's right.
00:02:04Now, you know, that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They're eating babies.
00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy.
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire.
00:02:30We're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 10, 34.
00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen.
00:02:47Amen.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:00Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for victory.
00:03:02Praise him.
00:03:03Praise him for America.
00:03:04Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:07Praise him.
00:03:09Listen to the Lord.
00:03:10Carry on your arms.
00:03:11Stand over...
00:03:13Stand up...
00:03:13Stand up...
00:03:14In the name of Jesus...
00:03:16My sweet body.
00:03:20Amen.
00:03:22Amen.
00:03:23Amen.
00:03:24Amen.
00:03:25Amen.
00:03:25Amen.
00:03:26Amen.
00:03:27Amen.
00:03:28Amen.
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Well, I'll do the fucking love of you.
00:04:17You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working. Sorted. Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:31Samir.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43On that cunt Homelander. Brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky. I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me present. So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg re-grew.
00:05:06Alright, alright. Listen. The only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack on with
00:05:12a godly work of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news. Samir's done it. As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough
00:05:20to top Homelander.
00:05:21Or so we reckon. We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander? Or every soup?
00:05:30Dunno. But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland. You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I'm glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Kicks.
00:05:48Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:50Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:52Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he's cold-fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot comb it burst out of his
00:06:02mouth.
00:06:04Which makes Rock Hard a perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly. Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip in, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of kill juice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:22So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
00:06:33local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:55We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:01I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:05Yes, he murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:20That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid, it's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:30We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:01So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh?
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:09Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, your siding with Butcher, your hair is different.
00:08:14Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:23Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:27I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:32We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:40Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:08:52Hmm.
00:08:53Hmm.
00:08:59Hmm.
00:09:00Hmm.
00:09:01Hmm.
00:09:02Hmm.
00:09:02Hmm.
00:09:03Hmm.
00:09:03Hmm.
00:09:06You stood there!
00:09:08Oh, girl.
00:09:08Listen.
00:09:09You stood off.
00:09:10I sent you by Homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:14That was the only time I wanted to die!
00:09:16The pain!
00:09:21And you're okay with it!
00:09:23No!
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:30With or without us.
00:09:32So I must learn...
00:09:34Everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:37So I can protect you.
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year...
00:09:46Dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let...
00:10:08Anything...
00:10:08Take you away from me again?
00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:13I should invite you to.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamed.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:41Yeah.
00:10:44Your bottom half...
00:10:46Is it fully regrown?
00:10:48My vagina's tingly and damp.
00:10:50Don't ask me...
00:10:52What you know is true...
00:10:55Don't have to tell you...
00:10:58I love your precious heart...
00:11:01I...
00:11:04I was standing...
00:11:07You were there...
00:11:10And you would never...
00:11:12They'd never tear us apart...
00:11:18I told you...
00:11:22That we could fly...
00:11:26Some of us...
00:11:28Don't know why...
00:11:33I was standing...
00:11:36You were there...
00:11:40And they could never help me to tear us apart
00:12:00Goddammit, Adrian
00:12:05Didn't need to come to this
00:12:09I don't know, you left me no choice
00:12:12I know my leadership style can be stern
00:12:16But it's for your own good
00:12:21I like to think of myself as the big brother
00:12:27That you never had
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend you had
00:12:39Uh, Paul
00:12:42Popfang
00:12:44Betrayed us both
00:12:45To William Butcher, no less
00:12:47Huge mess, your fault
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance to make things right
00:12:55I reached out my hand
00:12:59And you bit it
00:13:01What did I ever do to deserve that?
00:13:06What, was I too nurturing?
00:13:08Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well, maybe, but dammit
00:13:11You weren't like the others
00:13:14Snakes
00:13:16Backstabbers
00:13:16I could count on you, man
00:13:18I did count on you
00:13:20I loved you
00:13:23But here we are
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone
00:13:39You wouldn't understand
00:13:43Nobody does
00:14:10You wouldn't understand
00:14:33Firecrackers flaming freedom sticks.
00:14:35I'm Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, and we're doing a Votality Vamp Glam tutorial.
00:14:42Wankers. Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
00:14:46You know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit.
00:14:4950 grand?
00:14:50Mmm. Dog wankers.
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real Housewives of Constraint are gonna hear.
00:15:00Frenchie, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute. They go out, we go in.
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year. He might not live here anymore.
00:15:08Every day, Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, brings down a protein shake to the basement.
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24All good.
00:15:31Hey, look lively back there.
00:15:35All right. Nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nip in, twat in.
00:15:39Bring it back here.
00:15:42Keep the engine running.
00:15:43All right.
00:15:51Are you ready?
00:16:21Internet's down. Cam's too.
00:16:23Um, yeah, we have a problem.
00:16:29Putain the man.
00:16:32He really let himself go.
00:16:38The.
00:16:39Fuck.
00:16:39You.
00:16:40Ass.
00:16:42Slitters.
00:16:42Doing.
00:16:43In.
00:16:44Here.
00:16:45My god.
00:16:46Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:49My.
00:16:50Dick.
00:16:51Weighs.
00:16:52More.
00:16:53Bitch.
00:16:53Well, right in that way we can move him.
00:16:55Even with the three of us.
00:16:57So, what now?
00:17:15You.
00:17:17What the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no, no.
00:17:19It's okay, it's okay.
00:17:19I don't want to hurt you.
00:17:21You're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again.
00:17:24Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:17:26For how long?
00:17:28Almost two years.
00:17:29In a CIA black site.
00:17:31I just found out this morning.
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:43What?
00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I...
00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:53Find him yourself?
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited,
00:17:56and you are the best tracker there is.
00:18:00I just, I need you to find him,
00:18:01and report back.
00:18:03Very simple.
00:18:04You want me...
00:18:07to work for you.
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me,
00:18:11and I can help you.
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback.
00:18:15I don't need you for that.
00:18:17Well, the whole world does think
00:18:19that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23All right.
00:18:24Listen to me.
00:18:25I'm no ass felch and commie.
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know. I know.
00:18:30And listen.
00:18:31I am Vaught now.
00:18:34Me.
00:18:35So the public?
00:18:36They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:40I can resurrect you.
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:47Number two?
00:18:49Or how about I finish the job,
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:57Hey, you could try.
00:18:59Who knows?
00:19:00You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:19:05Or you might not.
00:19:07But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher more than you...
00:19:11than you hate me.
00:19:14After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you, am I?
00:19:19I tried to kill you.
00:19:21The minute I turn my back,
00:19:22how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:24Look, uh...
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me.
00:19:39All is forgiven.
00:19:50Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.
00:19:52Improve your sleep.
00:19:55Strengthen your immune system.
00:19:58Nourish your soul.
00:20:00The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning
00:20:02stopped chi, life force, from leaving the body.
00:20:06And invited prana, solar energy, in.
00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness.
00:20:12Introducing the new deep brand, Sigma Solarium Bai Vought.
00:20:16Bi bros, for bros.
00:20:19Okay, we need to abort.
00:20:20Your.
00:20:21Mom.
00:20:22Should.
00:20:22Have.
00:20:23Aborted.
00:20:24You.
00:20:26Fuck it.
00:20:27We'll test it here.
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Test?
00:20:30Monsieur Jean-Claudeau, the virus is contagious.
00:20:32As Samir says, c'est fini.
00:20:34The game is over.
00:20:35No, Butcher's right.
00:20:37Brockhart has seen us, so...
00:20:38We can't leave.
00:20:40Virus?
00:20:41What virus?
00:20:42Look, I don't break you lot out at a pain to flap about.
00:20:46Now all we gotta do is seal of ventilation.
00:20:48Every exit point, tighter than a Boy Scouts asshole at Jamboree.
00:20:52No, no, no.
00:20:53It's not possible.
00:20:58Maybe.
00:21:02Yo.
00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:21:07Uh-huh.
00:21:08His heart rate is ten beats per minute.
00:21:10He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours, like a blue whale.
00:21:14He won't breathe.
00:21:16How do we get the virus in him?
00:21:17Whoa.
00:21:18He ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:20You lot sort this.
00:21:21I'll fetch the virus.
00:21:23Kamiko, you and me.
00:21:30Oi, you two.
00:21:31Leave it out, would ya?
00:21:33Fucking work in here.
00:21:37Hey.
00:21:38Coming with you.
00:21:40What for?
00:21:41I don't trust you.
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:46Suit yourself.
00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
00:22:01Where's Smaar?
00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon.
00:22:04Won't say where he's going.
00:22:05Won't say shit.
00:22:06He's his own method.
00:22:08Fucking Meisner technique.
00:22:10Is that a Jew thing?
00:22:12We are using local supes and law enforcement to round them up.
00:22:15But you can invoke the Insurrection Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.
00:22:20Good idea.
00:22:20What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:24That's gonna be anyone who posts pro, starlight, or anti-homelander content.
00:22:28Honestly, the Vaught Book algorithm does most of the work for us.
00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.
00:22:35We truly live in an age of wonder.
00:22:38But we are gonna need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all.
00:22:42Love it.
00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for Vaught's military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks, and for the existing freedom
00:22:50camps, Treasury's running a little dry.
00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, but they'll flat-out revolt if we raise taxes.
00:22:58The President is thinking how insane this is right now.
00:23:02He'll back you.
00:23:03You can do it.
00:23:04Speak up.
00:23:04And a lot of these sympathizers are Vaught customers.
00:23:08Won't there a rest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:11Nah.
00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on Vaught Plus.
00:23:14Wow.
00:23:15Amazing, Ashley.
00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara.
00:23:17Well, alrighty then.
00:23:18Let me ask the most important question.
00:23:22Do I got immunity?
00:23:34For fuck's sake.
00:23:36Soldier Boy, this is the President, Vice President of the United States of America.
00:23:41They work for me.
00:23:43Everyone, Soldier Boy is gonna be number two in the seven, once he is located William Butcher and Annie January.
00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, sir?
00:23:52No, sir.
00:23:53I-I can do this.
00:23:54I can bring them in.
00:23:54Oh, like you did with A-Train?
00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep.
00:23:59Competence.
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:01And, Steve, Soldier Boy's gonna need a full pardon.
00:24:03Well, sir, he, uh, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
00:24:11Consider it done, sir.
00:24:12Terrific.
00:24:13And you know what?
00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
00:24:16Uh, Steve, can you make him a...
00:24:19Manhattan.
00:24:21Manhattan.
00:24:22Thanks, Steve.
00:24:23Of course.
00:24:25Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:27No.
00:24:29Steven?
00:24:31I'll also have a Manhattan.
00:24:35Goddamn.
00:24:37Since when could Supes teabag the President?
00:24:41Since me.
00:24:44I'm sure.
00:24:44I'm sure.
00:24:57I'm sure.
00:24:58I'm sure.
00:24:58Okay, what's next?
00:25:05What is it?
00:25:15Look out!
00:25:16Oh god!
00:25:18Putain!
00:25:19Fuck!
00:25:20Oh my god!
00:25:21It's mountain pornography!
00:25:23What?
00:25:24Almost got you, fuckers.
00:25:28Ha ha.
00:25:29Oh shhh!
00:25:31No!
00:25:32All that is that explains how he's grown.
00:25:35From bashing his bishop.
00:25:40Gross.
00:25:48Mmm.
00:25:50Now that's what I'm talking about.
00:25:52Oh god.
00:25:57Fucking unsanitary.
00:26:30Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab.
00:26:36Velvet Ember.
00:26:37It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:42We talked about this.
00:26:44I don't have a choice.
00:26:45They make me do this.
00:26:48There we go.
00:26:50Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:53So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the girl-
00:26:58No!
00:26:59No!
00:27:00Do you dare enter my dark domain?
00:27:02I am Countess Crow!
00:27:04Countess of the Crows!
00:27:05And I shall make you do the day that you decide to-
00:27:09Fuck it!
00:27:17Fuck.
00:27:19C'est ça.
00:27:20It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:27It's like a metaphor for life, no?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:37What is the matter?
00:27:40A Starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
00:27:45Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:50I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them.
00:27:58They chose to fight.
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:28:03I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:28:06It's not fucking easy for me to say.
00:28:09I'm bulletproof.
00:28:12Have you told Petitouille any of this?
00:28:14No, no.
00:28:15Because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:28:26I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:38No.
00:28:38I can't live like that.
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:58And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:04What the fucking shit?
00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:15You creep!
00:29:16Let go!
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me!
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:21Oh shit.
00:29:23Starlight.
00:29:24Oh my god.
00:29:25You guys are terrorists.
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:31Same as rock hard.
00:29:35You don't have a choice.
00:29:40Alright.
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:42No, what?
00:29:44Let me go!
00:29:49Baby killer!
00:29:51Come on!
00:29:52Let me go!
00:30:03Pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:30:07All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:11Turbo Rush.
00:30:12The drink of heroes.
00:30:14Only 15 calories.
00:30:17Cut!
00:30:18That was a good take.
00:30:19What?
00:30:20No, please.
00:30:21This is a mistake.
00:30:22I am not a starlighter.
00:30:23Only 15 calories.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:26Now, with acai.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28And maca roots.
00:30:29Mom!
00:30:31No, Cory.
00:30:32Go back inside, please.
00:30:33Yo!
00:30:34You stay back.
00:30:35Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
00:30:39Okay, let's go again.
00:30:40And fix your tits.
00:30:41They're lopsided.
00:30:42Okay, come on, come on.
00:30:44All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:48Turbo Rush.
00:30:49Now, with acai and maca root.
00:30:53That's fucking perfect.
00:30:54Okay, great.
00:30:55Okay, have fun at camp.
00:30:56No!
00:30:57No!
00:30:58No!
00:31:01Mom!
00:31:03All over.
00:31:04Not a chance.
00:31:05We have to help them.
00:31:06Help them and every super than 500 miles will be up our ass within the hour.
00:31:10We stayed a course.
00:31:11Mine's on a fucking job.
00:31:13Fuck the job!
00:31:17Come here, Guff.
00:31:19Don't.
00:31:43Homelander.
00:31:48Homelander.
00:31:52Homelander.
00:31:55Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:32:04Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes.
00:32:07Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?
00:32:09No.
00:32:10I did not.
00:32:11Of course not.
00:32:14Well, what am I gonna say?
00:32:15Uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful.
00:32:20Cause there's a soup-killing virus out there and you may die screaming.
00:32:24Sure you would've jumped at that.
00:32:27Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:33Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, better you take the risk than us, right?
00:32:39Ah.
00:32:40That's tactical.
00:32:41Exactly.
00:32:42Cause for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies-
00:32:51You don't know that's gonna happen.
00:32:52When it does, you won't go to pieces.
00:32:55Cause it was tactical, right?
00:32:56Mm-hmm.
00:32:58Right?
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:29Okay.
00:33:30Okay.
00:33:33Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:38Transporting it without the necessary precautions-
00:33:40All right, all right.
00:33:41Less talking, we'll give in.
00:33:45I'll take it.
00:33:52So how fragile is this?
00:33:54Very.
00:33:56Very fragile.
00:33:58If it broke on the way?
00:33:59It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:34:01There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:34:09Wow.
00:34:12Best not drop it, eh?
00:34:17Thank you so much.
00:34:38You got him to breathe yet?
00:34:41What?
00:34:42Did you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:45You got him to breathe yet?
00:34:46You got him to breathe yet?
00:34:48Well, the rest of Kicks will be back soon.
00:34:50Well, the rest of Kicks will be back soon.
00:34:51We're doing everything we can, huh?
00:35:02You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:35:05We're not terrorists.
00:35:06Oh, God.
00:35:07When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass,
00:35:11and Sheila is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
00:35:14Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
00:35:18It's just a shitty situation.
00:35:20Yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:28We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:31All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:46Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
00:35:49What's it called?
00:35:50A murder?
00:35:52Oh.
00:35:53Let me guess.
00:35:55Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:57Huh.
00:35:57Damn.
00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:36:02Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:05Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:07They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:10It's ridiculous.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
00:36:18Rozac, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:20Great, great.
00:36:21Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:39Please.
00:36:40Please don't kill me.
00:36:42I just wanna go home.
00:36:44I miss my mom and my dad.
00:36:48Please.
00:37:02Careful!
00:37:08Oi.
00:37:09Fucking smart, were you?
00:37:10Aren't you a little glad H-Train's dead?
00:37:16No.
00:37:16I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:18H-Train did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:21And he died a hero.
00:37:22A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:27Listen.
00:37:28I know you've just done it here in the gulag.
00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so...
00:37:34I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:36You gotta knock this wet-gaping pussy shite on the head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:42Especially your girl.
00:37:43I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder.
00:37:45Don't talk to me about it, Annie.
00:37:46You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:49And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny Cricket,
00:37:54listen to your heart bollocks,
00:37:56is just gonna get her killed.
00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:06You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:15Love it.
00:38:29You hate the vial!
00:38:32It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that...?
00:38:42Well, well, well...
00:38:44He's dead, right?
00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:47Supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put on my knife for a bit.
00:38:54You're telling us this now?!
00:38:58Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:00In what fucking way?!
00:39:01Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:39:09New plan.
00:39:12Boy!
00:39:14Ain't you supposed to be a giant arse dudo?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:17Running a truck under the name Don T. Be a cunt?
00:39:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
00:39:22Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:30Just you and me.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You're one of us now.
00:39:44Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:47Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:48Being super's not gonna save you.
00:39:50That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:53Homelander's doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
00:39:55He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:58You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you!
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box!
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:08Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:12Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:16Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:20Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet?
00:40:27Bullshit.
00:40:28God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fuckin' die, pollocko.
00:40:35Why'd you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:39You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:41Again.
00:40:43I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:48Me?
00:40:49Homelander?
00:40:50Your old crew?
00:40:52Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:54Do you wanna know why?
00:40:57Cause you are a dumb fucking twack.
00:41:07What the fuck was that?
00:41:18You two fucktards the local soups?
00:41:21Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy?
00:41:24What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:28The fuck?
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cumbucket and listen.
00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:36Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:40Move!
00:41:42Move!
00:41:45Fuck.
00:41:50Fucking figures.
00:41:57M.M.
00:41:58M.M.
00:41:58Get ready.
00:41:58We're coming in.
00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:59Slow down, kid.
00:42:02Soldier boy.
00:42:04He's alive?
00:42:06Fuck that.
00:42:07Just how long do we have?
00:42:09Just...
00:42:09Huey.
00:42:10Huey!
00:42:13We gotta move.
00:42:15A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:17Oh, shit.
00:42:44Go.
00:42:49Go.
00:42:55Oh, shit.
00:42:55Uh-uh.
00:42:57Uh-uh.
00:42:59Uh-uh.
00:43:00Go.
00:43:01Uh...
00:43:02Uh-uh.
00:43:02Uh-uh.
00:43:02Uh-uh.
00:43:03Uh-uh.
00:43:03Uh-uh.
00:43:14Oh!
00:43:15Oh!
00:43:16Oh!
00:43:17Oh!
00:43:25Oh!
00:43:27Oh!
00:43:30I gotta drop a dookie!
00:43:33Get it? That's you!
00:43:37You're the dookie!
00:43:42Huey!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:17Oh my god! Are you okay? Is it the virus?
00:44:19It's good, yeah. It's good, I think.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:23Oi!
00:44:24Pence!
00:44:26Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:34You're with me.
00:44:38Hey!
00:44:48Huey Cable has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:44:59Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:01The so-called soup killer?
00:45:03Huh?
00:45:04Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07Wait, what?
00:45:14No virus, bitch.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot, come in your face.
00:45:21Bro!
00:45:21Do not nut right now.
00:45:30What the f-
00:45:32What the f-
00:45:51What the f-
00:45:52What the f-
00:45:56No.
00:45:59No.
00:46:00No.
00:46:14Hey!
00:46:23No.
00:46:24No.
00:46:26No.
00:46:27Uh-uh-uh.
00:46:37Hmph!
00:47:07Well, I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck.
00:47:11I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:12No.
00:47:13You don't.
00:47:16Come on.
00:47:17Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, mon coeur.
00:47:20And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap Supreme?
00:48:12Cheesy Gordita Crunch?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
00:48:15I don't want any taco fucking bell.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:17Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking God.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:34I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground, tongue-lashing my clit till
00:48:48he needs a D replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:58She's got to listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:03Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:05But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:07It's a chopping block.
00:49:09And I can help you.
00:49:12But you've got to talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You can blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:32That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:40I need a minute.
00:49:48From back here, I see a spine.
00:49:50Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:54This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
00:50:00he had Jamiroquai tickets and then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:10At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:12That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:17I don't need Martin Niemöller right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry and Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:25What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:38I'm not a leader.
00:50:39I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:44Just shut up.
00:50:46Or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:49You're better than this.
00:50:51You were better than this.
00:50:53No.
00:50:55Ow!
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure?
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:01Humans are immune.
00:51:03Oh, chance.
00:51:04Merci de vous, merveille.
00:51:17God damn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop wallhouse on our 23.
00:51:27Sold your cunt down.
00:51:29Homeland did it go.
00:51:30We fucking did it.
00:51:32About time.
00:51:37Won't care.
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.
00:52:02You were right.
00:52:05This virus.
00:52:06There is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:12Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:32Mon amour, you did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:39No, innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:43Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:46I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50For the lives we've taken, I think we have to...
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:04We...
00:53:08This is all.
00:53:25You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:27This virus.
00:53:30It's fucking brutal.
00:53:32I don't know.
00:53:34For a rock heart, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:42Neither of us is fine.
00:53:45And we shouldn't be.
00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
00:53:50Okay, thanks.
00:53:51But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:56I'm gonna keep fighting.
00:54:00And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
00:54:06But just don't turn into fucking Butcher, okay?
00:54:26Anna.
00:54:28I'm late.
00:54:43All right, Sarah.
00:54:47Time for your meds.
00:54:58It's a good boy, huh?
00:55:15Well, hey, be careful, sir.
00:55:16There's a viral contagion.
00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:21So I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters?
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:26You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:28I told him to report back.
00:55:30I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:32Why would he do that?
00:55:33Well, it's more like Soldier Doy.
00:55:36Am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir, to do this.
00:55:41Should have been you.
00:55:42Hey.
00:55:44I'm sorry.
00:55:44Leave.
00:55:51I was swimming.
00:56:09No.
00:56:14No.
00:56:17Not you, too.
00:56:19Not you.
00:56:28Why does everyone keep leaving me?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:48But I get up again.
00:56:50Yeah, they're never gonna keep me down.
00:56:52I get no doubt.
00:56:53But I get up again.
00:57:04Yeah, they're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:12I get no doubt.
00:57:14He drinks a whiskey drink
00:57:16He drinks a vodka drink
00:57:17He drinks a lager drink
00:57:18He drinks a cider drink
00:57:19He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:22He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:24Oh, Danny boy
00:57:28Danny boy
00:57:30Danny boy
00:57:33I can't go down
00:57:34But I can't go down
00:57:36You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:38I can't go down
00:57:39But I can't go down
00:57:40You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:42I can't go down
00:57:44But I get up again
00:57:45Then they're never gonna keep me down
00:57:47I get knocked down
00:57:48But I get up again
00:57:50Then they're never gonna keep me down
00:57:53This in the night away
00:57:58This in the night away
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink
00:58:02He drinks a vodka drink
00:58:03He drinks a lager drink
00:58:05He drinks a cider drink
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
00:58:12Don't cry for me
00:58:16Extraordinary love
00:58:19I get no doubt
00:58:21But I get up again
00:58:22Then they're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I get no doubt
00:58:25But I get up again
00:58:27Then they're never gonna keep me down
00:58:29I get no doubt
00:58:30But I get up again
00:58:31Then they're never gonna keep me down
00:58:33I get no doubt
00:58:34But I get up again
00:58:36Then they're never gonna keep me down
00:58:38I get no doubt
00:58:39But I get up again
00:58:40Then they're never gonna keep me down
00:58:42Let's go down, let's go again
00:58:45Let's go down, let's go down
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