00:15I'm Emma, a freshman here. And that hot rod is my suitemate slash oldest friend, Chase.
00:22Chase, how many times do I have to tell you to stop leaving your toys in the kitchen? It's not
00:27your sex, then. Have sex in your room. I don't care. But not next to the microwave, you pervert.
00:34And how many times have I told you not to barge in on me, Emma? You're the pervert,
00:38little Miss Peeping Tom. Well, maybe you should keep something in your doorknob,
00:41like a normal person. It's almost like you want me to walk in on you. It's disgusting.
00:48Ranger. Anything for you, babe.
00:57Since when does Little Miss straight A M&M wear makeup? And on a school night? Wait,
01:06are you going somewhere? Well, if you must know, Joshua invited me to his frat party.
01:13Oh, okay. So that, Joshua, is your secret crush? It's none of your business. But who knows? Maybe
01:22after tonight, I won't be a virgin anymore. Sorry to burst your bubble, but Joshua's not
01:27going to sleep with a girl who makes a big deal out of her first time. It's way too much
01:31commitment
01:32for him. Can't you just wish me luck for once? Whatever. Get out of my way.
01:38Oh, hold on a minute. How about losing your virginity to me? How about losing your virginity
01:51to me? Ha ha, very funny. Okay. When Joshua shoots you down later tonight, I'll be here with my arms
02:02wide open waiting for you. Don't forget, I do have 100% approval rating on this campus. Five stars
02:10all around. Stop calling me Eminem. And even if you were the last person on this planet, I would
02:16never have sex with you. Okay. Just don't come begging back to me later.
02:28Don't mind Chase. He's the star of the swim team. Notorious playboy. But I didn't join the swim team
02:44as student manager because of him. It was because of Joshua Maxwell.
02:55Can't wait to see you tonight. Wear this just for me. And tonight, I'm finally losing my virginity to
03:01Joshua. The hottest and most charming guy on campus.
03:09Oh, new face. Who invited you?
03:12Uh, Joshua. Joshua Maxwell. He told me to come find him. He's on the swim team.
03:18Joshua's special guest. Did you wear the present he sent you?
03:25Come on in, babe. We have a special induction ceremony planned for you. We do it every time
03:29a new girl wants to join our party crew.
03:41Why is ugly Emma here? Who is she? So lame. Why are they looking at me like that?
03:49Like I said, it's a little ritual for a new friend. You're going to give us a strut,
03:54your best twirl, to show everyone that you're a powerful, confident, modern woman.
03:59Yes, queen.
04:03Now take your hoodie off and do your spin. Got it?
04:07Joshua must have set this up since he sent me the bikini.
04:09It must be normal, right? Just some friendly girl-on-girl hazing.
04:30What are you doing? This pathetic virgin really thought
04:34she could bag Joshua with that sad little chest in that disgusting bra.
04:47And she thought Joshua actually wanted her here.
04:51Get a grip, girl. Know your place.
04:55So Joshua isn't here?
04:58Oh, you really thought Joshua invited you? That's cute.
05:02America's next top virgin really thought she had a chance.
05:13Hey, stop. Give me my clothes. Let me go, please.
05:17This is sad. Doesn't she know?
05:19Joshua can stand cleanly virgins.
05:22Now let's see when Joshua arrives if this sad, pathetic, disgusting bikini can even turn him on.
05:27I know. I can't let Joshua see me like this.
05:33Bitch, you're gonna die, virgin. I'll make sure of it.
05:36Run, run, little virgin. The internet's gonna love this.
05:45Oh, let me know. Watch where... Bro, what are you wearing?
05:50Hey, wait. Hey, what's going on? Did something happen? Did someone hurt you?
05:57Joshua's not gonna sleep with the girl who makes a big deal out of her first time.
06:00It's way too much commitment, right?
06:03I'm sad. Doesn't she know him?
06:05I'm Sam Kalini, virgin.
06:07Bet you're gonna die, virgin!
06:09Hey, come on, talk to me. You're scaring me.
06:12You said you'd sleep with me, right?
06:16Hey, hey, what are you doing?
06:18Then, fuck me. Right now.
06:20Huh?
06:22Where's the dark?
06:25Emma? Wait a second.
06:28Emma?
06:29Hey, hey, hey, hey, talk to me.
06:32Yeah, I like talk dirty, right?
06:34Do you want to see my boobs first without making an easy look for you?
06:36No, no, wait, wait.
06:38Tell me what happened. You're freaking me out.
06:42Even if I stripped naked, no guys would find me sexy with it.
06:47You were right.
06:48Why would Joshua ever want a little virgin like me?
06:51Emma? Hey, wait, wait.
06:53Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
06:56Did something happen with Joshua?
07:01Miss, I thought tonight was gonna be special.
07:04But it was all just a set up.
07:07Joshua never asked me out.
07:09It was just all a big joke. I'm just some desperate version that nobody wants.
07:12Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
07:15Whoever said that, it's not true.
07:19Okay, yeah?
07:22No.
07:24Chase.
07:25You're just saying that.
07:28You don't have to comfort me, Chase. I'd rather be alone than be lied to.
07:32Emma, sweetie, our desperate little virgin. Where are you?
07:38Come out, little virgin. Come out, come out, wherever you are.
07:42Those are the sorority girls who...
07:44I can't have them humiliate me. Just please don't let them in.
07:47Hey, Emma, look at me. I'm not gonna let them hurt you, okay?
07:49Emma, stop hiding like a little baby. You just want help.
07:56Come out, and I promise you'll finally lose your virginity tonight.
08:02Oh, Emma, you're so hot. This is insane.
08:07Wait, is that a guy in Emma's room?
08:10And they're having sex?
08:11Oh, God, Emma, you're so fucking hot. You're the hottest girl I've ever fought.
08:17What are you doing?
08:20No.
08:21What are you doing?
08:22Do you trust me? I'm him, okay?
08:24Hey, stop hunting.
08:25Once you think you're taken.
08:27Why are you alone? Come with me. Come on.
08:29Run with me. Give me a show.
08:31Oh, yeah, baby. Just like that. Take it deeper.
08:35I don't know how to do that. I've never been.
08:37Just like that. Louder. Keep going.
08:40Chase, I can't.
08:43Do it.
08:45Yes.
08:47The harder, deeper. Give it to me. Give it to me.
08:50Yes.
08:51Oh, Emma. You want this, right?
08:53Oh, my God. Oh, I want to come. God. You're so good. Fuck.
09:02OMG, they're actually having sex.
09:05That guy's voice is so hot and it sounds familiar.
09:09I think he goes to old school.
09:11No, there's no way a guy would sleep with that ugly virgin.
09:22Okay. I think they're gone.
09:24Oh, my God. You were right at work.
09:26Okay.
09:29Um, Chase, you're down there. It's pressing against my thigh.
09:35Oh, sorry. My logical reaction.
09:40Uh, I was...
09:42You go first.
09:44No, you go first.
09:50So, it looks like you've successfully shaved your virgin status.
09:55So, what do we do now?
09:59Should we continue?
10:05Do you want to continue?
10:10Do you know me?
10:10We're going first.
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