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Private School Playboys
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00:00:00Right, love.
00:00:04Hey, are you okay?
00:00:06Let's go.
00:00:07Touch her, and I'll fuck you up.
00:00:09I would love to see you try.
00:00:12Please, stop fighting!
00:00:25Happy birthday, Ethan Sutton.
00:00:27You won my heart.
00:00:28And after tonight, you'll have my virginity, too.
00:00:31Ethan, wait!
00:00:34Vanessa, quit playing.
00:00:36We're not together anymore.
00:00:37I heard that you're feeling anatomy.
00:00:40Maddie's waiting for me.
00:00:42Lesson one, memory glands.
00:01:00What was that?
00:01:04What was that?
00:01:13I mean, what if she catches us?
00:01:15I'm just warming you up for her.
00:01:17Fine.
00:01:18But Maddie can never know.
00:01:20She's a sweet girl.
00:01:21It'll kill her.
00:01:26I thought Ethan loved me.
00:01:31How could you do this to me?
00:01:40Mad.
00:01:42Classic freshman.
00:01:44I'm just trying to get to class.
00:01:46Oh, I'll take you.
00:01:47I'm about to thank you first.
00:01:49Oh, I'll help you.
00:01:52Help!
00:01:53Someone help!
00:01:54Hey!
00:01:58Yo!
00:02:00I got her first.
00:02:03Oh, shit.
00:02:04Ethan Sutton?
00:02:06Hey!
00:02:10You're bleeding.
00:02:11You should see the other guy.
00:02:13What, are you like a big deal around here or something?
00:02:16I'll tell you on a date.
00:02:22I was finally ready to give you everything.
00:02:24But you threw it away.
00:02:26Just like that.
00:02:29Fuck!
00:02:30Oh, my God.
00:02:31Is that Maddie?
00:02:32Did you hear what Ethan did to her?
00:02:33Yeah.
00:02:34Vanessa made sure the whole school knows they're hooking up again.
00:02:36Maddie was about to give him her virginity, too.
00:02:39Not to victim blame, but this isn't even the first time Ethan's cheated on her.
00:02:43Maddie should know playboys like him won't ever change.
00:02:53Uh, Principal Sutton.
00:02:56What are you doing here?
00:02:57I'm giving you one last chance to break up with my son.
00:03:03Excuse me?
00:03:04Don't play dumb with me now.
00:03:05Everyone knows you've manipulated him into attending that joke of the university in London
00:03:10with you.
00:03:12Overduke.
00:03:13Can you believe it?
00:03:14You have ruined my sweet son's life.
00:03:17I ruined his life.
00:03:19Oh, you know you did.
00:03:20D-clinging on to him like a sad, lost puppy.
00:03:24I...
00:03:25This isn't even the first time Ethan's cheated on her.
00:03:28Maddie should know playboys like him won't ever change.
00:03:30Is that how Ethan sees me all this time?
00:03:33Is that how the whole school sees me?
00:03:35An idiot?
00:03:38What's this?
00:03:39It's half a million dollars.
00:03:40Get my son to give up his spot at your university and attend Duke instead.
00:03:46But shh, no one can know.
00:03:49Keep that up.
00:03:50You'll get the other half at the end of the school year.
00:03:54I don't want your money.
00:03:56No.
00:03:58But you need it.
00:04:00Pick where we're going to college.
00:04:04London?
00:04:05I was literally looking at London pamphlets yesterday.
00:04:08All right.
00:04:09It's set.
00:04:09London it is.
00:04:11Babe, you know I can't afford that because...
00:04:13La, la, la, la, la, la.
00:04:14I'll talk to my mom.
00:04:16We'll figure it out.
00:04:16My girlfriend is the smartest chick in the whole school.
00:04:21She goes where she pleases.
00:04:23And I'm the lucky guy who gets to follow along.
00:04:30Without us, you're nothing, Maddie Sinclair.
00:04:33You can't even afford a future.
00:04:36I know.
00:04:37Love seems like the most important thing in the world.
00:04:41But it's not.
00:04:42Ethan belongs with Vanessa.
00:04:44Someone of his status.
00:04:46Even if he picks you now, the harsh reality is still waiting for you after graduation.
00:04:51And what reality is that?
00:04:53Vanessa is an Archibald.
00:04:55Our families have been connected for two generations.
00:04:59And you, are you like a cheap handbag, sweetie?
00:05:02He's had his use of you.
00:05:04And now you're out of season.
00:05:06Five years from now, you'll thank yourself for taking this money and letting Ethan go.
00:05:14I don't need to let him go.
00:05:16He left me a long time ago.
00:05:23What do I need to do?
00:05:25Get Ethan to sign this.
00:05:27And then he will be free from you forever.
00:05:40So, we get married at the Westminster Abbey.
00:05:45And then we rent out the Ferris wheel thing.
00:05:49It's the London Eye.
00:05:51And the Royal Abbey is reserved for the Royal Family, dummy.
00:05:55Did you just call me dumb?
00:05:57You did not just call me dumb.
00:06:00Okay, okay.
00:06:01I'm sorry.
00:06:02I'll follow you to the end of the world.
00:06:04And I'll wait for you to give me all of you.
00:06:07As long as you need.
00:06:24I love you, Ethan Slatton.
00:06:28You said you'd wait.
00:06:44What are you doing here?
00:06:45You just hang up on me?
00:06:54Okay.
00:06:55I've been a deadbeat boyfriend.
00:06:57But I got you a gift to say I'm sorry.
00:07:06Laundry.
00:07:07Seriously?
00:07:17I can say sorry another way.
00:07:25Why don't you give this to Vanessa?
00:07:27What does this have to do with Vanessa?
00:07:28What's wrong with you?
00:07:29Ethan, if you want to break up with me to go be with her, then do it.
00:07:33I don't care.
00:07:36What do you mean you don't care?
00:07:40And where are you going?
00:07:45Can you, um, sign this for me?
00:07:48It's for a class project.
00:07:49I did.
00:07:50Yesterday.
00:07:51Oh, Mads.
00:07:53You're the best.
00:07:56There you go.
00:07:57Signing your future away.
00:07:59Signing your future away.
00:08:00And you don't even know it.
00:08:07I'll do anything you want.
00:08:23I've got to help a friend.
00:08:27Don't mention the words breakup ever again.
00:08:32You're never leaving me.
00:08:36I love you.
00:08:56I was so in love with you, you stupid asshole.
00:08:59From our freshman year classes to our wedding playlists.
00:09:04And you threw it all away.
00:09:14And now for a little bonfire.
00:09:17And then bon voyage, you've been signed.
00:09:20Thanks for the free trip to London.
00:09:22I'm so in.
00:09:25I'm so in.
00:09:29I'm so in.
00:09:50who is that what the thank god you're alive the second i thought i was gonna bury a body
00:09:59a gorgeous body at that would have been a shame oh my god another player i'm not doing this
00:10:09you need to learn how to drive yeah look fair enough my apologies love i forgot you all drive
00:10:16on the wrong side of the road shivering potatoes you want to smoke peace offering i why i've got
00:10:30harder stuff for i yeah
00:10:41there you go yeah
00:10:47well i guess not then sorry i assume i'm um interrupting your study session
00:10:53can't even handle a cigarette i'll see you around look madeline sinclair
00:11:01pleasure to meet you madeline sinclair
00:11:07do you uh do you want help with us
00:11:12are you moving into a day hire no it's nothing you're a funny girl madeline
00:11:19if that's what's waiting for me in london i can't wait to leave
00:11:37tada bet you thought i forgot about movie light what are you doing why are you wearing that
00:11:42you love it when i wear this it makes you laugh every time honestly what has gotten into
00:11:49what the hell is that nothing that's a cig maddie you don't smoke whose is it whose
00:11:57i found it on the floor
00:12:03then why do you taste like an ashtray maddie who were you with
00:12:11let go of me not until you tell me why you have a cigarette i know you're bullshitting me why
00:12:17do you
00:12:17care and you haven't texted me all day not even a good morning i've been busy you've never been
00:12:22too busy to text me good morning look i get it i've been a bad boyfriend
00:12:31from this moment on for the next 24 hours i'm all yours no distractions i love you
00:12:42this is all i wanted and i'll make it up to you tonight as many times as you want
00:13:07can i cheer you up is that my sweater take that off how many times have i said don't bother
00:13:16me while i'm gaming we're past apologies i'm sorry ethan it's been a long day
00:13:35hi hi captain
00:13:42just a few more weeks of pretending
00:13:48and then i'll never have to see his cheating face again
00:13:53i heard his dad like owns the f1 team
00:13:56no he's in line for the crowd
00:14:02seriously ethan get her off my desk
00:14:06ask nicely and i'll think about it
00:14:09excuse me
00:14:09maddie stop being possessive
00:14:11v just got here she doesn't know anyone i'm just showing her around
00:14:35that he knows the exchange student he's hotter than ethan madeline why is this class
00:14:45acting like he knows you do you always talk to pretty ladies like that what no one taught you any
00:14:52manners maybe i should start but first put your grotty prick away at me no one wants to see that
00:14:59unless you fancy me already
00:15:04do you know who the fuck i am around here
00:15:07hmm let me think janitorial duties
00:15:10i mean i would have said receptionist but you don't seem that smart
00:15:21i got a list of ways i can fuck you up right now why don't you shoot me it's a
00:15:26bit more american
00:15:28mr sutton unhand the duke son
00:15:35what did miss bailey just call you the duke
00:15:38cuts out the bag
00:15:40i'm reese wyndham son of the duke of crawley
00:15:42although it's a bit hard to say that without sounding like a pretentious wanker isn't it
00:15:51a duke that's not even that important
00:15:54ethan maddie we have a lab to get to
00:16:11don't tell me you're actually attracted to that british prick
00:16:16you know i can do a gay little accent too
00:16:18if i knew you were that easy
00:16:20you're not the easy one
00:16:28perfect job as usual maddie
00:16:36london is very lucky to gain a student as bright as you
00:16:41london and me
00:16:44miss bailey what about my numbers
00:16:47i will be thrilled if the lab doesn't get blown up
00:16:53i do not know what everybody including my ethan sees in you
00:17:14it burns
00:17:28he
00:17:29he
00:17:30he saved me
00:17:31oh my god
00:17:32that was close
00:17:34thank you
00:17:35i'm sorry i'm being dramatic
00:17:45oh my god he's so hot
00:17:50i actually like seeing you make it without third degree brains your guys are twat and i'm gonna enjoy making
00:17:59him jealous i don't know apparently i'm not the most satisfied girlfriend seriously that's nonsense
00:18:07none of those words should be coming out of a face like this
00:18:12miss and claire are you all right what happened looks like maddie tripped and spilled acid all over herself
00:18:20not so smart is she
00:18:22i'll get her cleaned up
00:18:23no need
00:18:24no need
00:18:25no need
00:18:25no need
00:18:25reese helped me
00:18:28maddie wait
00:18:31i can take perfectly good care of my girlfriend without your help
00:18:35girlfriend or hostage i can't quite tell
00:18:40all right all right back to your station boys
00:18:43we've had enough injuries for today
00:18:47this little girlfriend problem needs to go away
00:18:52that psycho really threw acid on me
00:18:57there is so much more where that came from
00:19:05back off ethan
00:19:07seriously all this over ethan
00:19:09i know you two are going to london next year
00:19:12bitch
00:19:13you need to disappear before that happens
00:19:16all this effort to break something that's already broken
00:19:19oh
00:19:21you think i'm joking
00:19:26you're insane
00:19:29girls is everything okay
00:19:31miss bailey's right outside
00:19:33you won't
00:19:36don't forget who you're dealing with
00:19:50vanessa
00:19:50what in the world
00:19:52she did it
00:19:53maddie
00:19:54wait wait no it's not what it looks like
00:19:57you know i promise girls
00:19:57in my classroom
00:19:59now
00:20:06i was trying to apologize
00:20:08and and she attacked me
00:20:12are you seriously believing this shit
00:20:14miss inclair assaulting a student and then lying about it
00:20:17i had higher expectations for you
00:20:19how petty can you be
00:20:21this is assault
00:20:23maddie
00:20:25maddie
00:20:26that's enough distractions from you
00:20:28i'm gonna have to report you for this
00:20:30no miss bailey
00:20:32i would be fine
00:20:33with an apology
00:20:35from maddie
00:20:36i'll do you one better
00:20:37vanessa
00:20:42where are you going
00:20:44maddie
00:20:45is this seat taken
00:20:46i owe me
00:20:51ethan's all yours
00:20:52happy
00:20:54maddie
00:20:55get back here
00:20:56we get to be partners for the rest of the year
00:21:12are you
00:21:13what you looking at
00:21:24what you think
00:21:25yeah
00:21:26yeah
00:21:26a little better on you
00:21:27yeah
00:21:31there we go
00:21:36there
00:21:37back to the perfect american it girl you're meant to be
00:21:43it's our annual back to school fundraiser
00:21:46maddie
00:21:46you should bring your
00:21:48hot friend
00:21:54you don't want to go
00:21:55did you not see that little psycho grumbling
00:21:58who had her claws all up on my boyfriend
00:22:00not exactly in a partying mood
00:22:02maddie you can't let the gremlin win
00:22:04besides
00:22:05as your official hot friend
00:22:08you're kind of obliged to take me to my first american party
00:22:11and what if i see them there together
00:22:14then we
00:22:15then we show that boyfriend of yours
00:22:18exactly what it is he's missing
00:22:20deal
00:22:21are all the royals this calculating
00:22:24yes
00:22:25yes
00:22:26yes
00:22:27this means war
00:22:30hey
00:22:35a party babe
00:22:37you do not
00:22:39you do not take my girl to my school's wager
00:22:54okay
00:22:55okay spill
00:22:56what's got you so sad you've been avoiding your best friend
00:23:02your answer
00:23:03your answer just swabbed it
00:23:06i'll
00:23:07go get us stronger drinks
00:23:22you made it
00:23:22here get me first and then i'll do you after
00:23:26i don't think your pasty british ass could survive a sunburn
00:23:38oh
00:23:39being thorough huh
00:23:41okay
00:23:43but only because you were weirdly good with your hands
00:23:52madeline
00:23:55but then who
00:23:58you
00:23:58only one guy can make you moan like that
00:24:02and it isn't
00:24:03prince
00:24:03harry
00:24:05you know i was taught not to touch the peasants
00:24:07for you i'll make an exception
00:24:10wait stop
00:24:11i swear to god
00:24:13if you get this party shut down before i even have a drink
00:24:18stay the fuck away from my girlfriend
00:24:20correct me
00:24:21your girlfriend hating your guts
00:24:23is that an american thing
00:24:25you wish
00:24:25she's wrapped around my finger
00:24:28and she
00:24:29always will be
00:24:39boys
00:24:42hear that girls
00:24:43maddie's got boys
00:24:45with an s
00:24:46someone needs to teach you
00:24:48to share
00:24:48i don't know what you're talking about vanessa
00:24:51can we just try and have a nice day
00:24:57i was having a great day
00:25:00until i saw ethan practically finger fuck you over there just now
00:25:04i told you to stay away
00:25:07you're pissed my boyfriend touched me
00:25:10hmm
00:25:11guess you forgot you're playing with my leftovers
00:25:14oh
00:25:15leftovers
00:25:18he was in my bed last night
00:25:20sweetie
00:25:22i know i shouldn't care
00:25:23so why does it still hurt
00:25:25that could be an old picture it doesn't prove anything
00:25:29anything
00:25:29a one night stand with someone who's taken
00:25:31yeah
00:25:32it's really worth bragging about vanessa
00:25:35is
00:25:35ethan still with maddie
00:25:38why don't we let ethan pick once and for all
00:25:41i hope you can hold your breath bitch
00:25:57ethan help
00:25:58help me
00:26:01help
00:26:07ethan i can't swim
00:26:09etc
00:26:32change
00:26:33look at yours
00:26:36get your fucking hands off
00:26:38My girlfriend
00:26:46Yeah
00:26:50You're okay
00:26:54I
00:27:01Wouldn't have let that happen you almost did
00:27:07You saying I can't take care of my own girlfriend. I think we all saw what just happened
00:27:12You stood around while your little prick pick which girls to save
00:27:17little
00:27:19Little
00:27:20You got in my way. I was swimming on my way to my girl. It's not how Maddy recalls it
00:27:30Really Maddy you're not gonna say anything fine
00:27:34How about I do something you can't ignore?
00:27:42You want a reaction out of me that was the old Maddy this one's got no tears left
00:27:51Why aren't you jealous what's gotten into you is it him?
00:27:56Would you stop so she speaks today?
00:28:00I'm gonna embarrass the fuck out of your little boy toy
00:28:03Show everyone who the real man is so you start acting like my girlfriend again
00:28:09Reese you up for it what to embarrass a cocky American?
00:28:17Anytime anyplace
00:28:19Let the games begin
00:28:22Team Ethan if you may oh, we may
00:28:26And team rice
00:28:29Yeah
00:28:31Yes, three on one and beer pong you ever hear of the alcohol poisoning kid going against the principal son
00:28:37No one is dumb enough to do that
00:28:44I'll do it what?
00:28:46How is that fair you scared Ethan thought you wanted to impress me you don't think you can be breeze
00:28:52fine
00:28:54We don't want to see our little prince in a body bag quite yet
00:29:04Take a shot Reese. I can hold my drink
00:29:06Yeah, you know this you don't have to do this. I know
00:29:12But then how will we piss him off?
00:29:27That is not a side of Madeline Sinclair I've seen you too much depends how far are you willing to
00:29:33go to piss this boyfriend?
00:29:34Oh, do your worst prick
00:29:37I plan to
00:29:52Reese is so hot on his focus
00:30:07Oh
00:30:12Reese takes the first win
00:30:17Drink up Ethan
00:30:21You lost take your shot
00:30:26Gladly
00:30:37Get off me
00:30:41You might have won the game, but she'll always be my girl
00:30:49Too bad you took your talents to other girls. Let's destroy them
00:30:59The true test of a man's strength
00:31:02It's after a few shots now that we're all primed alcoholically
00:31:06I say it's time for a classic pull-up contest
00:31:11You would think the most elite private school on the west coast would come up with something more
00:31:16Crean
00:31:17Hmm actually
00:31:18I find it quite charming
00:31:20You're going down Twinkerbell
00:31:22Oh, yeah
00:31:23Who wants to see what Twinkerbell is working?
00:31:29The British tabloid
00:31:30The British tabloids can never know that the son of a duke did something that tacky
00:31:35So it pisses me off when Ethan acts like a man whore
00:31:37But when Reese does it
00:31:39My stomach flutters
00:31:42Positions
00:31:44Positions
00:31:44Please
00:31:46Come on, Ethan
00:31:48Ready
00:31:49Ready
00:31:49Go
00:31:54Go
00:31:55Go
00:31:57Just give up
00:31:59Never
00:32:02One-handers
00:32:04Can the brick keep up?
00:32:05I'm doing that
00:32:06Easy
00:32:09No clear winner yet
00:32:12I can go all day
00:32:13That's not what I've heard
00:32:15Keep going, Ethan
00:32:16Humiliate him
00:32:20Maddy, get on my back
00:32:22Are you serious?
00:32:23Deathly serious
00:32:29You're crazy
00:32:32I like to win
00:32:33And impress gorgeous girls
00:32:37Vanessa, get over here
00:32:38It's coming
00:32:39If you don't land this, you're disqualified
00:32:44You're choking me
00:32:46I'm trying
00:32:55Ethan is out
00:32:56The battle for Maddy Sinclair's hand goes to Reese
00:33:02It looks like we made quite a good team
00:33:04Huh, Sinclair
00:33:08How the hell is that fair?
00:33:10I have Vanessa on my back that counts as two Maddies
00:33:12Ethan
00:33:13That's the only
00:33:38The only way that you could have even possibly won
00:33:43Why don't you go back to your own country?
00:33:46Why don't you make me?
00:33:48Oh wait
00:33:49We all know you wouldn't
00:33:50Cause you're a little mommy's boy
00:33:54Ethan's not gonna choose a disfigured girl over me
00:33:57Sorry, Maddy
00:34:01Maddy, move
00:34:02Oh my god!
00:34:10Ethan!
00:34:11Ethan!
00:34:11Oh my god
00:34:13You planned that
00:34:15You motherfucker
00:34:17Ethan, no
00:34:19You're never gonna have Maddy
00:34:21Got that?
00:34:22Maddy is not your fucking property man
00:34:27Yes, she is
00:34:29She's mine
00:34:30We have a future together
00:34:32That's what you think, Ethan
00:34:42Some future you'll give her
00:34:47Maddy
00:34:47Maddy
00:34:48Don't you dare
00:34:50Our future
00:34:51Our future ended the moment you fucked Vanessa in front of me
00:34:54Too bad you'll be the last to know
00:35:06How the hell does something like this happen?
00:35:08I didn't mean for it to hit you
00:35:11What?
00:35:12It was supposed to hit Maddy
00:35:15You tried to injure Maddy?
00:35:17What are you, bat shit?
00:35:19No, you're bat shit crazy
00:35:20I'm not leaving Maddy for you
00:35:24Where are you going?
00:35:27To apologize to my actual girlfriend
00:35:45There you are
00:35:46I came to apologize
00:35:47Besides my girlfriend shouldn't have to drink alone
00:35:54Hello, mate
00:36:05You are
00:36:06I'll close that
00:36:09What the hell is this rote doing in your room?
00:36:13Having the time of our lives
00:36:15Thank you very much
00:36:24I wasn't done talking to you
00:36:27I don't know how to get rid of him
00:36:29Well, actually
00:36:31I might have an idea there
00:36:33But first
00:36:34I need you to answer me one question
00:36:36Madeline Sinclair
00:36:37Are you using me to make your boyfriend jealous?
00:36:40Or do you actually like me?
00:36:43What if it's both?
00:36:45I can work with that
00:36:52Oh
00:36:54Maddy, what are you doing in there?
00:36:56Open up
00:36:58You know
00:37:00You're going to have to be a lot louder
00:37:01Fiona Pista, I also love
00:37:06Oh
00:37:09Oh
00:37:09Maddy, open the fucking door
00:37:11Do not fuck him
00:37:15Oh
00:37:20No
00:37:27Know my name
00:37:31Bruce
00:37:33Bruce
00:37:38Okay
00:37:54But
00:37:54Is there a reason you're in my room again?
00:37:58I heard
00:38:00I thought I heard
00:38:01What?
00:38:02Having sex?
00:38:03I'd be cheating
00:38:04People who love each other don't do that
00:38:08Doesn't feel so good when it's you being made the fool, does it?
00:38:13Time for a meeting with the principal
00:38:16Your son's been acting like a creep
00:38:18We're not done here
00:38:19And you
00:38:21Stay the fuck away from her
00:38:27Did you see his face?
00:38:29You are a genius
00:38:31Seeing the look on his face when he finally got a taste of his own medicine
00:38:35Wait, what?
00:38:36Ethan actually cheated on him
00:38:39No one can find out about my deal with Miss Sutton
00:38:42Not even Reese
00:38:45Yeah, but it's, it's, it's nothing
00:38:48Maddy, why are you dating this wanker?
00:38:50Do you want me to send some guys after him?
00:38:52You know, I have Interpol on my period
00:38:53No
00:38:54His mom, Principal Sutton, is writing me a letter of rec
00:38:59So I, I can't go after her son
00:39:02That's sort of the truth
00:39:04Except she's giving me a million dollars as well
00:39:07I, uh, I take it a girl as nice as you wouldn't step out of your relationship
00:39:15Even if she is with the literal fucking devil himself
00:39:20Now I'm not like Ethan
00:39:22Even though I saw him betray me with my own eyes
00:39:27I'd never do the same
00:39:29I'm better than that
00:39:30Mm
00:39:30And that's why I'm stuck
00:39:33God, why'd you have to be so bloody nice
00:39:37And beautiful
00:39:42I love helping you get revenge
00:39:52You can't blame a man for trying can you?
00:39:55You're a freaking duke invading
00:39:56You can get any girl in any country
00:40:00So why do you bother with me and my mess of a loved one?
00:40:05Yeah, look, I admit it's pretty funny seeing yourself plastered across the tabloids with a different girl each week
00:40:10Definitely pisses off my parents
00:40:12And the government
00:40:15Wow, you sound a lot like the lovely playboy Ethan Sutton
00:40:19But then you meet a girl who is so incredible
00:40:25And even pretending to be with her makes your heart race
00:40:30You know
00:40:33I am willing to wait
00:40:35Would you still feel the same if you knew I'm moving across the world?
00:40:38Speaking of the Sutton's
00:40:41Are you going to their stupid charity garden?
00:40:43I'm going to talk to you
00:40:45The annual Sutton private jet meetup?
00:40:48Uh-huh
00:40:48No way
00:40:49I've never been
00:40:50What?
00:40:51Yeah, even as Ethan's girlfriend
00:40:52They're for like CEOs and politicians and oil barons
00:40:57And sons of dukes
00:40:59Yeah
00:41:00No offense
00:41:00Oh, the gods
00:41:01No, none taking
00:41:02As long as you agree to be my plus one
00:41:08It won't hurt to check in on Miss Sutton and my money transfer
00:41:12Deal
00:41:13It won't hurt to check in on Miss Sutton
00:41:19It won't hurt to check in on Miss Sutton
00:41:29From the top trend on the Sheena
00:41:31You deserve a gown that makes you feel as beautiful as you are
00:41:52Move!
00:41:53I'm trying to get a future duchess to her date
00:41:59It's not a date
00:42:00And I'm not going to be a duchess
00:42:02Everyone on the fourth floor heard you moaning
00:42:05Is mean
00:42:06We were just starting to make Ethan jealous
00:42:08To kiss you
00:42:09Is taking you to a fancy gala
00:42:13And said he doesn't mind waiting for you to dump your awful boyfriend
00:42:18Matty
00:42:19He basically confessed his undying love
00:42:22Have you told him you're moving to London next year?
00:42:29It has a control
00:42:30Yeah
00:42:31I know
00:42:32I know
00:42:33I know
00:42:34Now's your chance
00:42:43No
00:42:43Anne
00:42:44This is too much for me
00:42:45Come on, give it back
00:42:46Mm-hmm
00:42:48Oh, wow
00:42:51Matty, you look
00:42:53Is it too much?
00:42:56I grew up around princesses
00:42:59And tonight I'm proud to say that my date's beauty surpasses them all
00:43:04He just called me his date
00:43:07Your Highness, over here
00:43:09I'll let you to your royal duties
00:43:12I should go hide
00:43:13Nonsense
00:43:17Over here, beauty
00:43:20Who's a lord of holiness?
00:43:31Matty?
00:43:33Hey
00:43:36Babe, our pictures
00:43:40Let go, Ethan
00:43:41What the hell are you doing here?
00:43:44With him
00:43:46Reese invited me as his plus one
00:43:47So I said yes
00:43:49Considering my own boyfriend
00:43:50Decided to take another girl as his date first
00:43:52That's not the same
00:43:54My mom asked me to bring Vanessa
00:43:56Because Vanessa's in Archibald
00:43:58You know I would take you
00:43:59Rich enough for your circle of elites?
00:44:02It's always bothered you, hasn't it?
00:44:04Stop being dramatic
00:44:05I'm not upset
00:44:06Because I'm here with someone who doesn't care about how much money I have
00:44:16Forget about her
00:44:18That is my girl
00:44:20And that motherfucker is not parading around with her
00:44:23Ethan
00:44:24Move
00:44:30Done
00:44:35Ethan
00:44:35Oh and the future do
00:44:37Good evening
00:44:38Good evening, Reese
00:44:39Have you met my son?
00:44:42Sure have
00:44:44Lovely gala, Mrs. Sutton
00:44:48What the hell is she doing here?
00:44:53Madeline Sinclair is accompanying me tonight
00:44:56I hope that doesn't pose an issue
00:44:58The Duke brought you
00:45:02Well, the auction is beginning
00:45:05Maddie, I hope you have a peasant
00:45:08Pleasant time watching
00:45:10Seeing as though you don't have enough to bid
00:45:15Mrs. Sutton, I couldn't help but notice your beautiful bracelet
00:45:19That wouldn't happen to be a custom Hedy Slimane, would it?
00:45:23Excellent eye, young man
00:45:26Only Hedy only gifted that to one person
00:45:30My mother, the Duchess
00:45:32You wouldn't be wearing a knock-off now, would you, Mrs. Sutton?
00:45:35I, um
00:45:37Oh, I, I think they need me over there
00:45:46You're so good at being evil
00:45:48Only to anyone who messes with you
00:45:52I'm gonna show you
00:45:53You're worth it to me
00:45:55Our first item is a beautiful Bismarck Sapphire necklace valued at over 1 million dollars
00:46:02Can I get the bidding starting at 500,000?
00:46:04500,000?
00:46:07Just for you, my love
00:46:10600,000
00:46:11Put that down
00:46:13Reese, what are you doing?
00:46:17Can I get 650?
00:46:19Stop
00:46:22I promise you won't be able to win me back
00:46:24Guys like him need to learn
00:46:27Gifts don't equal forgiveness
00:46:28Can I get 700,000?
00:46:31Ethan, you do not have 700 freaking grand
00:46:34Put that down
00:46:361 million
00:46:38Sold
00:46:39There is no way
00:46:52Maddie, do not take this mother fucker's gift
00:46:56I swear to god
00:47:07It looks wonderful on you
00:47:11I'm giving this back to you after the gala
00:47:13You can't return a gift
00:47:15It's already been registered in your name
00:47:16With the cover
00:47:18What?
00:47:19It's a Bismarck money
00:47:20It's practically a relic
00:47:21That's it
00:47:23The next item I'm buying outright
00:47:25Screw the auction
00:47:26Whatever it is
00:47:27It's mine
00:47:28And I'm paying double what he paid
00:47:30Ethan, calm down
00:47:31You are making a scene
00:47:35You do not raise up my girl like that
00:47:38Fuck the auction
00:47:39The item is mine
00:47:40Sir, but the next item is valued over 500,000 dollars
00:47:44Sold
00:47:59That's
00:48:04That's the promise, right?
00:48:05I got you for our anniversary
00:48:08What is my gift to you doing in an auction?
00:48:13I don't like flashy things
00:48:15You took this asshole's gift
00:48:17What's the difference?
00:48:18This one isn't a meaningless gesture like yours
00:48:21What do you mean by that?
00:48:23Reese doesn't hide things from me
00:48:26Hide things?
00:48:28Could Maddie know Vanessa and I hooked up?
00:48:32Maddie, wait
00:48:33Leave her
00:48:35We have more important things to discuss
00:48:43Attention
00:48:44Before we proceed with the auction as planned
00:48:47I'd like to make a special toast to our guest of honor
00:48:51Mr. Archibald
00:48:52Thank you for your generous donation tonight to Lowell Academy
00:48:57And for offering my son Ethan
00:48:59A prestigious internship at your firm next year
00:49:04No, mom, you know this
00:49:05I'm leaving next year
00:49:06Honey, we will discuss this later
00:49:08No, I'm going to college in London
00:49:10With my girlfriend Maddie
00:49:20I'm sorry, daddy
00:49:25Maddie's going to London next year with him
00:49:29Why hasn't she told me?
00:49:39Reese paid how much for this?
00:49:42Don't remind me
00:49:44He's crazy
00:49:45Crazy for you
00:49:49Have you told him about your plans for next year?
00:49:55I was going to
00:49:58Until Ethan imploded on me
00:50:01In front of his mom
00:50:02Whom I was going to ask for the 10 million dollars she owes me
00:50:09You need to make sure that Ethan's mom is still holding up her end of the deal
00:50:15You can handle Reese later
00:50:19You're right
00:50:20First thing tomorrow morning
00:50:22Principal Sutton's office
00:50:30I can't believe she gave away my gift
00:50:34On the brighter side
00:50:35Maybe you can give it to a more worthy girl now
00:50:40You're right
00:50:41Maddie didn't want it because I was hiding something from her
00:50:46I thought she found out about us hooking up
00:50:48But now come to think of it
00:50:51My mom probably told her I wasn't coming with her to London
00:50:55And that's why she was so distant
00:50:59I'll tell Maddie
00:51:01That my mom was lying
00:51:03Then we can start over and I can give this back to her
00:51:06Wait wait
00:51:08What but
00:51:10I'm going to win Maddie back
00:51:12You're a good listener Vanessa
00:51:14Thanks
00:51:15Wait but the ring it's mine
00:51:20God
00:51:21She still
00:51:22fucking wants her
00:51:23She still is a stupid
00:51:24fucking bitch after everything
00:51:26That I've done for him
00:51:37Hello
00:51:38To what do I owe the pleasure baby sis?
00:51:41Stupid
00:51:42Fucking girlfriend won't go away
00:51:43So you need my help with pest control?
00:51:46I'm on my way
00:51:54Do you have an update for me?
00:51:58Here's one for you
00:51:59Your stupid little stunt last night almost ruined the reputation of this school and my entire family
00:52:04I didn't mean for any of that to happen
00:52:07I just want what I'm promised
00:52:09I got Ethan's signature like you asked
00:52:13The nerve
00:52:15And I'll have you your precious money
00:52:18Don't forget
00:52:19Until the end of the school year you promised that Ethan wouldn't find out
00:52:23Find out about what?
00:52:25Oh
00:52:27I um
00:52:28Oh nothing nothing at all
00:52:33Bullshit
00:52:34What are you two up to?
00:52:39Oh all right
00:52:42You caught us
00:52:44Maddie here
00:52:46Came to ask my advice on uh
00:52:49How to ask you to prom
00:52:51Maddie
00:52:53That's all you were hiding?
00:52:55Uh
00:52:57Yeah
00:52:57Yeah
00:52:58It was
00:53:10I'm starting to find it sexy how you take the lead
00:53:13You even came up with the idea to go to London
00:53:16I didn't get it at first
00:53:17I mean who gives a shit about London
00:53:21That's right
00:53:22London was my dream
00:53:24It was never yours
00:53:25And I'm going to protect my dream
00:53:27But now
00:53:29I want to get away and just have you all to myself
00:53:33Prom and graduation are less than two weeks away
00:53:36All that matters is keeping Ethan from the truth just a little longer
00:53:39That he's not following me to London
00:53:45Speaking of the bullshit
00:53:47Maddie
00:53:48I have a uh
00:53:49Very important question I want to ask you
00:53:53Privately if you're done
00:53:54Ape sitting that is
00:53:57Of course
00:53:57Bunny
00:53:58Maddie just asked me a very important question just now too
00:54:02Ethan
00:54:03What's he talking about?
00:54:04So shy babe
00:54:07Maddie just asked me to prom
00:54:10Guess you lost Simp
00:54:14Right
00:54:15Okay
00:54:16I wasn't expecting that from you
00:54:24That skank is taking Ethan to prom?
00:54:28What do we do?
00:54:30Follow my lead bitches
00:54:34I guess that answers my other question too
00:54:37You really are going to London next year with this guy
00:54:41How did you find out?
00:54:42That's right
00:54:43Ding ding ding
00:54:4510 points to Harry Potter
00:54:48I can explain
00:54:48Save it
00:54:49Maddie
00:54:50I don't think I can handle any more surprises today
00:54:55Oh my god
00:54:56Oh my god
00:54:56You're the duke's son
00:54:57We're on the yearbook committee and we were wondering if you'd be in a photo shoot with us
00:55:01Are you serious?
00:55:02F off
00:55:02Actually
00:55:04My evening just freed up
00:55:07I'd love to help ladies
00:55:09Snoke
00:55:11He's the one I want to go to prom with
00:55:13But my future is in jeopardy
00:55:17Dammit Maddie
00:55:19What do I do?
00:55:21Do you ladies have what I asked for?
00:55:24Camera
00:55:24Bong
00:55:25Party supplies
00:55:26Check
00:55:27Check and check
00:55:29And
00:55:33Don't worry little sis
00:55:34You and Ethan are going to be the only happy couple left in town once I'm done
00:55:45I didn't realize the shoot was in my room
00:55:55Isn't this for the school year but alcohol's a bit inappropriate
00:55:59It's for the bloopers page
00:56:01Give us a funny quote or what's that weird flag is it Harry Potter
00:56:08Oh I'm a Ravenclaw too
00:56:12It's uh it's Chelsea it's a football club
00:56:16Don't worry
00:56:19I'm gonna need this
00:56:21Say cheese
00:56:22Or should I say goodnight
00:56:27I'm sorry
00:56:33Sorry
00:56:36Yeah
00:56:37Yeah I feel a bit
00:56:40Sleepy
00:56:44Time for the Royal Air's real photo shoot
00:56:47Props out and shirts off ladies
00:57:06Oh Maddie who do you think the Royal Air is gonna choose his worldwide reputation or you
00:57:13What's next?
00:57:14Oh well we wait for Maddie to go to our perfect little prom night
00:57:17But we make sure that her prince charming is not there to save her
00:57:28Vitals are literally in two weeks
00:57:31Stop spamming Reese he's probably avoiding you
00:57:34Oh he hasn't been answering me all day
00:57:38And I'm worried about that photo shoot
00:57:40He's definitely making you jealous so you don't see how hurt he is about London
00:57:46I was going to tell him
00:57:48Then I got forced into stupid prom
00:57:51You know what I'm not going
00:57:54You have to go
00:57:56Then I won't be going with the guy that I want
00:57:59Your deal with Donna completes on prom night
00:58:01No one in the class of 2026 can transfer after midnight
00:58:04You show up with Ethan but you can leave the threes
00:58:09And how would I accomplish that he hasn't talked to me all day
00:58:12We're going to find you the world's most sexiest outfit
00:58:16One you can't ignore
00:58:18Where
00:58:23Already got the sheen cart locked and loaded with your prom serve strategy
00:58:29You just show up and let the dress do the seducing
00:58:43No way
00:58:48Oh my god
00:58:50Open it
00:59:00Yeah
00:59:02That looks really good
00:59:25Yeah this is the one
00:59:27I spent hours scrolling on the top trend section in the sheen app
00:59:31You're welcome
00:59:33My bestie's going to get all the attention tonight
00:59:36From one man in particular hopefully
00:59:40Voila
00:59:42Take a look at my finest handiwork
00:59:46Oh my god
00:59:49You're an artist Ann
00:59:50I mean it
00:59:51Now go make sure my work isn't in vain
00:59:56Go to prom and get the man you want
01:00:04And my so-called boyfriend is late to pick me up on prom night
01:00:08Of course
01:00:11He might be
01:00:13But I'm not
01:00:15Rhys what are you
01:00:17I came to clear the air Maddie
01:00:18Look I get it you're with Ethan
01:00:21You're rooming with him next year
01:00:22But I'm not so stupid that I'd let my feelings about that stop us from being friends
01:00:30Friends
01:00:32It's disappointing
01:00:33Wait what do you mean?
01:00:37Huh?
01:00:40Rhys! Rhys, Rhys, Rhys, help!
01:00:42What about, bitch?
01:00:44Maddie!
01:00:46Looks like Maddie's not gonna ride in a limo tonight
01:00:50Are all american girls this fucking psychotic?
01:00:53You sure you want to go after Maddie?
01:00:56Zoe
01:00:57Why don't you show him the photos we got for the yearbook?
01:01:00How much do you think the british paparazzi's gonna pay for the duke to be
01:01:04partying with strippers?
01:01:08You faked those photos, why?
01:01:11To hurt Maddie?
01:01:12You can't save her, duke Rhys
01:01:14Not without setting your reputation back home on fire
01:01:18How would your mommy and daddy feel seeing their air with three hookers, a bong, and a bottle of jack?
01:01:26I came to america because I was kicked out of the uk darling
01:01:30You can't blackmail me, you're four months too late
01:01:33Wait, what?
01:01:34Now
01:01:35I've never been caught with hookers
01:01:36But if it meant rescuing Maddie, I'd let you witches film me committing murder
01:01:42Jake!
01:01:45Follow that transit van
01:01:47Go faster, they've got my girl
01:01:50What do we do now?
01:02:00Where's Maddie?
01:02:01She just left with Rhys
01:02:03It looks like she stood you up
01:02:04You know, she really doesn't care about you, Ethan
01:02:06Wow
01:02:07What a skank
01:02:08You know, but I would still love to go with you
01:02:12Duh
01:02:13Vanessa, you are the one with a heart of gold
01:02:17I should have known this all along
01:02:32You want me to hold me up sweetheart?
01:02:34Let go of me!
01:02:35That ain't up to you!
01:02:37Where are you taking me?
01:02:38Something where they can't even scream
01:02:40We heard you have a little virginity problem
01:02:44Your problem is perfect for that
01:02:47Help, please, someone help!
01:02:49Yes, we're eating this
01:02:50Mom!
01:02:52Get the fuck out
01:03:00Get the fuck on the ground, get on the ground
01:03:02Please, please, please, please
01:03:03Get down
01:03:05Don't shoot, man
01:03:06Yes
01:03:18I thought they were going to
01:03:25Never
01:03:25Not with me around
01:03:27Maddie, why would they do this to you?
01:03:29That's fucking insane
01:03:30You have to be to like Ethan
01:03:32Don't you?
01:03:34I mean, you propose to him, which is the American custom
01:03:37And you're wearing a stunning dress
01:03:40Isn't this all for Ethan's attention?
01:03:45I did this for you, Rhys
01:03:48To win you back
01:03:49Win me back?
01:03:51Maddie, you're the one who
01:03:53Asked Ethan to prom and
01:03:55Rooming with him next year
01:03:57I can explain and I will
01:03:58At prom night when we're exposing those bitches to the senior year class
01:04:02But for now
01:04:11Maggie, there's no one to make you jealous here
01:04:15I like you
01:04:17Simple and I'd like to take you to prom
01:04:19Always have
01:04:21Okay, so
01:04:22How are we going to expose Vanessa then?
01:04:39I thought you said Maddie and Rhys were coming together
01:04:41Where is she?
01:04:43Look, Maddie is gone
01:04:45Don't worry about her
01:04:52Hurry up and make sure to nominate Ethan as my king
01:05:11I thought she ditched Ethan
01:05:14So she has two guys and brings both of them to prom?
01:05:18It's so trashy
01:05:19Maddie's weird for that
01:05:20At least I don't have to worry about Maddie snitching on us anymore
01:05:24Look at her
01:05:25No one is going to trust a two-faced line slut
01:05:28Hurry up, put the ballot in
01:05:30Make sure I am prom queen with Ethan
01:05:32See, baby sis
01:05:33I told you this would be your senior year
01:05:37Ms. Sinclair, do not tell me you are here to cause a scene
01:05:41Security
01:05:43Wait
01:05:44No, I'm done with your excuses, your explanations
01:05:48I don't want to hear anything from you
01:05:50I know your scheming weighs all too well
01:05:53Security
01:05:55Wait
01:05:57Principal Sutton, you're making a mistake
01:06:00And why should I believe your word?
01:06:02My word as a high school student might not mean much
01:06:05But you have my word as a royal
01:06:07And I swear on king and country, Madeline is innocent
01:06:11Vanessa is the one that you should be arresting
01:06:13And we can prove it
01:06:20Fine
01:06:24What do you need?
01:06:28Follow me
01:06:34Ethan, is that you?
01:06:37Look who dragged your sorry ass here
01:06:40You just can't seem to take a fucking hint, Maddie
01:06:43Vanessa, I don't want any trouble
01:06:46What are you doing looking for Ethan?
01:06:48He's going to be my prom king
01:06:50That can't happen with you hanging around and begging for his attention
01:06:54Didn't we get rid of you?
01:06:55Or did the kidnappers find you too repulsive even want to fuck you?
01:06:58Just like Ethan
01:07:05Those kidnappers could have hurt me
01:07:07Clearly they didn't
01:07:08So I have to finish the job
01:07:11Girls?
01:07:16You shouldn't have fucked with Vanessa
01:07:19Vanessa stop
01:07:20This is crazy even for you
01:07:21I poured acid on you
01:07:22I hired a kidnapper
01:07:24And you think I won't fuck up your face?
01:07:27Is your little prince still gonna want you after this?
01:07:30I doubt it
01:07:32Breathe now!
01:07:37Surprise!
01:07:42Get your hands off, my lady
01:07:45Thanks for all the help, Principal Sutton
01:07:48No, this can't be happening
01:07:51Security?!
01:07:51Ethan, listen to me, you have to believe me
01:07:54She just framed me
01:07:55She's jealous of us
01:07:56There's no us
01:07:58You're psycho
01:07:59You've been torturing my girlfriend behind my back
01:08:01We're done
01:08:02Mom, get him out of here already
01:08:05Over there, all four of them
01:08:07I'm not even a student here, you can't expel me or whatever
01:08:10Oh honey, you wish I was stopping at expulsion
01:08:13You're all adults
01:08:15I'll be pressing charges
01:08:17The police are on their way as we speak
01:08:19I was gonna be your prom queen, please
01:08:33Knowing Vanessa, she probably rigged the ballots
01:08:37But there's no one I'd rather be king with
01:08:43Noooo!
01:08:48Oh, that is so sweet
01:08:50Maddie, you've been put through hell
01:08:53I see that now
01:08:54Vanessa's not gonna bother anyone anymore
01:08:58Can we just start over?
01:09:08I'm not interested
01:09:12What?
01:09:13What are you talking about?
01:09:14I just apologized to you
01:09:16In front of everyone
01:09:18Do you know how humiliating that is?
01:09:21You don't know what humiliation is, Ethan
01:09:23It's when you spend years waiting to give your boyfriend your first time
01:09:26And then he spends the date with some girl he doesn't even care about
01:09:31You know about that?
01:09:34Whatever Vanessa told you, she's a liar
01:09:36I was there, Ethan
01:09:39I saw you cheat on me
01:09:40I know about all the times you stood me up
01:09:43You ditched me just to go be with her
01:09:45Now you're just causing a scene
01:09:46Do you want to talk somewhere privately?
01:09:48We have our move to London in three months
01:09:50Right, about that
01:09:52I wasn't going to do this here, but
01:09:54You're not coming with me to London
01:09:55You're not coming at all
01:09:57In fact, you signed over your transfer
01:09:59Out of London to Duke
01:10:05No, I'm coming with you to London
01:10:08This is fake, this means nothing
01:10:10That's not the original document
01:10:12Who has it?
01:10:14Now you stop playing games
01:10:15Back off
01:10:18All right
01:10:20Now you put her up to this, asshole
01:10:22So you could have her all to yourself
01:10:24In your shitty little country
01:10:25It was my idea
01:10:29Mom?
01:10:31Why would you do that?
01:10:32Let you run off to another country?
01:10:35Following a girlfriend you're too stupid to keep
01:10:37You're brash
01:10:38You're selfish
01:10:40And quite frankly, you're stupid
01:10:42It's much better if you stay here with me
01:10:44So I can keep an eye on you
01:10:45Mom, shut up
01:10:47You do not tell your mother to shut up in public
01:10:52Now let's go
01:10:53Madeline
01:10:54You'll be receiving what you're owed
01:10:57And I, um
01:11:00Apologized
01:11:00For myself
01:11:01If you're
01:11:03Let's go
01:11:07So
01:11:08That is going to be one hell of a letter of recommendation she's writing for you
01:11:13I'm sorry I kept this from you
01:11:16Donna swore me to secrecy
01:11:18You don't have to explain anything Maddy
01:11:20I'm not mad
01:11:21Really?
01:11:22Because I feel like Vanessa right now
01:11:25That you are not
01:11:27That you are not
01:11:27And besides
01:11:28I'm a member of the royal family
01:11:30This is just another tuesday for me
01:11:32And actually
01:11:33I'm having a lot of fun
01:11:35I kinda don't want the evening to end
01:11:47Here
01:11:52There's a private place backstage
01:11:57Are you sure?
01:11:59I am
01:12:01I truly
01:12:02Truly am
01:12:06What are you thinking?
01:12:08Huh?
01:12:08Sit here and you wait while I go get the car
01:12:11Oh
01:12:12And your father's jet just landed
01:12:15He'll have a lot to say to you
01:12:25Is that?
01:12:28Maddy?
01:12:29She can't be that mad
01:12:31I can win her back
01:12:36I can help
01:12:44I can help
01:12:51Maddy!
01:12:52Fuck!
01:12:54Did you hear something?
01:12:57What if someone's watching?
01:12:59Well that thong
01:13:01I don't care
01:13:02I don't care either
01:13:05No!
01:13:06Maddy!
01:13:07No!
01:13:08No!
01:13:16No!
01:13:17Yes!
01:13:23That's what
01:13:28I don't care
01:13:32My
01:13:42Another
01:13:44there's also
01:13:47All right, well, that is the last of them.
01:13:51Can you believe Anne packed all this for me?
01:13:53I mean, I guess I'm not allowed to move to London
01:13:55without a total wardrobe revamp from Sheen Top 20.
01:13:58No wonder I'm not allowed to buy you any clothes.
01:14:00Looks like Anne's got you covered.
01:14:04Should we go to the cafe?
01:14:06No.
01:14:16Wow, they really don't stop.
01:14:18Do you want to know what really drives them wild?
01:14:22No, Louise, don't.
01:14:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:14:32You're such an ass.
01:14:34My mom's going to text me the minute she sees that on a magazine.
01:14:37Come on, I better get my kisses in before I go back.
01:14:39Right, Los Angeles.
01:14:42Promise me you'll visit.
01:14:44You know I will.
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