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00:00:02you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:08happen to you it's showtime shit shit
00:00:23ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of
00:00:29magic oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:37you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:43lovely assistant eric
00:00:55and now my next volunteer
00:00:58i don't care i said short him what the hell
00:01:08how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:16the most evil man in vegas
00:01:19you sure about this he's dangerous but i'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:24ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry
00:01:28carnegay
00:01:31and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now barry here is a billionaire casino
00:01:37owner
00:01:38who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:45are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:49you insult me in public you know who i am i can make you disappear
00:01:55okay well we won't test barry so we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:06what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:21now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:24the police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:26you know
00:02:28kill him
00:02:29kill him
00:02:33now for my final trick
00:02:36kill him
00:02:44kill him
00:02:45kill him
00:02:46kill him
00:02:49kill him
00:02:49kill him
00:02:57he changes
00:02:59What are you looking at me for?
00:03:00Get him!
00:03:31Quick! Quick!
00:03:53Eric! No!
00:03:57Relax, little brother.
00:03:59But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:02Eric!
00:04:02This is all my fault.
00:04:04God!
00:04:05I need you to do something for me.
00:04:07What?
00:04:08I need you to find me.
00:04:11Girl, we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:13She's working in magic.
00:04:17Help her.
00:04:19Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:23You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:25Just hang in there.
00:04:26You're gonna be okay.
00:04:32Eric.
00:04:34Eric.
00:04:43My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:46If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:53I'll find Bri and help her.
00:04:58But not as the master of magic.
00:05:12Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:19Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:22Show opens this weekend.
00:05:24Gotta be prepared.
00:05:26I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:05:29If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:33Before it's destroyed.
00:05:36All right.
00:05:36All right.
00:05:36Well, see ya.
00:05:42A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:49All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:50There it is.
00:05:51There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:52Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:53Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:05:56What do you say?
00:05:56Hmm?
00:05:57This one.
00:05:58That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:01But hey, what do I know?
00:06:02Look at that.
00:06:04Oh.
00:06:05You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:06:08But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:10What do you say, huh?
00:06:14Um...
00:06:15I'm sorry.
00:06:16I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:22Looks like trouble.
00:06:24Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:24You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:26I'll tell you what.
00:06:29I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:33Hey, give it back.
00:06:34Hey.
00:06:35That's important to me.
00:06:36Oh, is it?
00:06:37Really, yeah?
00:06:38Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:39Hmm?
00:06:40Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:43What do you say, huh?
00:06:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:45Let's go.
00:06:45Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:47You're disgusting.
00:06:48I'm not doing that.
00:06:49You're not doing that.
00:06:50You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:55What do you say, baby?
00:06:56Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:06:59Take her.
00:07:04Ah, shit!
00:07:09Why don't you let me try?
00:07:12Here's the deal.
00:07:14I win.
00:07:15She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:17You win.
00:07:19You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:23It's priceless.
00:07:25Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:27These guys are dangerous.
00:07:28I got this.
00:07:31This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:35You got it, hotshot.
00:07:36Let's play.
00:07:38You know the deal.
00:07:39Follow the queen.
00:07:41You get the win.
00:07:42You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:44Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:48You pick.
00:07:51You pick.
00:07:52Who's this guy?
00:07:53What a loser.
00:07:54You should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:07:58Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:00Absolutely.
00:08:02You got it.
00:08:19Damn.
00:08:20He got it.
00:08:21That's impossible.
00:08:25What the...
00:08:28Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:30This bracelet is mine.
00:08:33Well then...
00:08:35Why is it in my hand?
00:08:40You dirty thief.
00:08:48Were you looking for this?
00:08:51Why didn't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:08:55Hey man, it's all good.
00:08:57I was just messing around.
00:09:00What?
00:09:06Three card Monty.
00:09:07It's always a scam.
00:09:09I know.
00:09:10I know.
00:09:10I just...
00:09:12I thought I could crack it.
00:09:14But I was screwed.
00:09:16Until you came along.
00:09:20This bracelet.
00:09:23Why so important to you?
00:09:24Uh, it was my childhood best friends.
00:09:28We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:31Well, he...
00:09:32He died.
00:09:34That's all I have left of him.
00:09:40Have a good night, Bree.
00:09:42Hey, wait.
00:09:43You just saved me.
00:09:45You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:50Nice for dinner.
00:09:52That was amazing.
00:09:55Uh...
00:09:55I should probably get going.
00:09:58Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:02I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:05Bullshit.
00:10:06You have training.
00:10:07You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:11Just a light of hand.
00:10:14What?
00:10:15You're great.
00:10:20You know...
00:10:22Your hand saved me today.
00:10:25You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:28They, uh...
00:10:31Say you're welcome.
00:10:47Ring.
00:10:53Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:14I'm not...
00:11:16Who do you think I am?
00:11:21Then who are you?
00:11:24I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:27I think.
00:11:29I think.
00:11:29I think it's better if I left.
00:11:53Hey!
00:11:54Come on, boy!
00:11:56What did I tell you?
00:11:58I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:00Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:02Just doing my job.
00:12:03No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:07See this stuff?
00:12:08This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:14Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:22But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:26No.
00:12:27Not.
00:12:29Not since I was 12.
00:12:31After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:35Damn right you're not.
00:12:41Damn right you're not.
00:12:43You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:45And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:51Okay.
00:12:55What did you do to my deck?
00:12:58Nothing.
00:12:59I was just putting them away.
00:13:01Listen, fool.
00:13:02This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:04The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:08Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:10Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:14they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:16Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:20You're fired!
00:13:23If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:27I need you to find Bree.
00:13:29Halpera.
00:13:30Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:32No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:34Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:43Hello, Mr. Kensington. You're looking better, sir.
00:13:47I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:52But, let this be a reminder, what we do is dangerous.
00:13:56Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:13:59I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:02What? Why?
00:14:03He's careless and cocky.
00:14:04He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:08I never said that.
00:14:09Mm-hmm.
00:14:10Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:14Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:18Daniel, is this true?
00:14:20Of course not.
00:14:21Sir, who are you going to believe, a common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:26Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:29He would never damage a deck.
00:14:31Show them, show them what you can do.
00:14:38Yeah, Daniel, let's see it.
00:14:40Show us what you got.
00:14:41Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:44Tell you what, if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit, without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you
00:14:52can keep your job.
00:14:5215 seconds, that's impossible.
00:14:55I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:14:57But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:06Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:08I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:13But, sir, he...
00:15:14Bree, it's okay.
00:15:1815 seconds.
00:15:21You're on.
00:15:30The idiot.
00:15:31He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:34Ready to do this?
00:15:36Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:39Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:42Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:46It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:50Bree!
00:15:50Look at that.
00:15:52You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:15:55Fine.
00:15:56Deal.
00:15:56It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:15:5815 seconds.
00:16:00Here.
00:16:01We.
00:16:02Go.
00:16:09What's he doing?
00:16:10What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1210 seconds.
00:16:17Oh, wow.
00:16:18Giving up already?
00:16:19Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:21You said he was good.
00:16:23I thought he would at least try.
00:16:25Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
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00:17:05like this. Nobody but the master of magic could have done this. No, no, no, you, you clearly
00:17:14switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us. I knew it. Yeah, of course, just some amateur
00:17:19trying something stupid. Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack. Now, we've got a show to
00:17:26print. Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling out those cards and let's get to work. Samuel, you believe
00:17:36you really did it, right? I don't know what to believe. Come on, the show opens in a few
00:17:44days. We need a prep. Oh, you don't have to worry about the prep.
00:17:59This is not going to be a show. Who is this? It's Richard Kim. He produces every other magic
00:18:06show in town. Samuel hates him. Richard, get the hell out of my theater. Your theater. Oh,
00:18:15no, no, my little friend. This is now my theater. What the hell are you talking about? I have
00:18:22a three-year lease with the owner. Which, as of this morning, is me. I bought the theater. Which
00:18:28means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:36You can't just buy the theater. I'm the biggest show in town. Used to be. You're past your prime.
00:18:44My new show will triple your numbers. The contract can't be canceled. I'll lose everything.
00:18:49If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:18:55be
00:18:56destroyed. Hey, we still have a contract. You can't just kick us out. Hey, doll face. How about
00:19:01you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk? I'm this show's producer.
00:19:07And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion. Not if I can prove you're not worthy of
00:19:12this theater. I'll give you a chance. A head-to-head magical competition. Your old man and his team wins.
00:19:21You keep your contract. My team wins. Your contract is terminated. And you go back to doing a birthday
00:19:27parties for eight-year-olds. Deal. Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:35Great. The competition will be tonight. Tonight? His cast doesn't come out for another week.
00:19:42Not my problem. Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:50Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle to see who will get this
00:19:57theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:03Don't worry. We have an ace up our sleeve. Daniel.
00:20:08You gotta be kidding. You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:12His vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:15It's all or nothing for us. All right, Richard Kim isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:20He's got world-class, real magicians. Yeah, no problem. I'm good enough to take on anyone
00:20:25that Kim sends to us. And now, the challengers. Richard Kim's latest sensation, Matt Von Buren.
00:20:47Oh, no. Oh, God, no. What? How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:20:57He's the youngest magician to have five stars. He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:06That guy? Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass. Yeah, bring him on.
00:21:10Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle, before each magician is a glass of water,
00:21:19the magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:21:26The magician to stump the most judges wins. Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic
00:21:32last year. This plays exactly to his strengths. He's way beyond Xavier's League. We're gonna lose.
00:21:45Maybe not. Showtime.
00:21:53Xavier!
00:21:57Xavier!
00:21:58Not you.
00:22:00What?
00:22:11You should go out this round.
00:22:15What? He's not even a magician. He's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit.
00:22:19Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:21Look, girl, I know you have a little crush on the little prop boy, but leave this to the real
00:22:24magicians.
00:22:24Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this. I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:30And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:22:42Maybe he's just the prop assistant, but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:48Daniel.
00:22:49Daniel.
00:22:51Daniel.
00:22:51Daniel.
00:22:51Daniel.
00:22:52Daniel.
00:22:53Daniel.
00:22:56Oh, my God. You're prop boy. You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:03Don't worry, kid. This will be over real quick. And then you can run back to the shadows where you
00:23:08belong.
00:23:08It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:12He'll get beat so bad, he'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:16Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act? He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:19They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:21There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:23:25No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing, okay? He knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:30When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:34Boss, this guy is a hack. He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:38It's a two-out-of-three competition. We need to judge their strength.
00:23:43Oh, I get it. You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered, and then I come in and save
00:23:49the day.
00:23:50Worth that.
00:23:51He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:23:57And you are?
00:23:58Daniel. Just Daniel.
00:24:02Nice coveralls, Daniel. I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:06Enjoy your moment, just Daniel. This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:12I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:24:15It's like he's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:16Sad. He really thought that he could hang with the pros?
00:24:19No.
00:24:20You're sure about this?
00:24:22Just trust me.
00:24:27Don't feel too bad. You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:32Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:34I was born ready.
00:24:35What about you, buddy?
00:24:37You look a little nervous.
00:24:39Maybe you should be.
00:24:42Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:24:50He's frozen with fear.
00:24:51Come on, Daniel.
00:24:53Was it stupid to pick him?
00:24:56Daniel, are you okay?
00:24:58Absolutely.
00:25:00Oh my God.
00:25:01What a shit show.
00:25:02He's not even prepping it.
00:25:04Hey, newbie.
00:25:05This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:08I'm good.
00:25:11No.
00:25:13I'm good.
00:25:14That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet and you have what?
00:25:20Coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:23Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:26If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:30Are you ready?
00:25:31Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:33No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:38Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:42Pay attention.
00:25:44This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:00It's finished!
00:26:06That was seamless.
00:26:08Unbelievable.
00:26:10Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:12There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:18What do you think, judges?
00:26:20Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:22I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:25If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:27I'm stumped.
00:26:28Well done.
00:26:29You're three for three.
00:26:33You have stumped our judges.
00:26:36Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:39Anyone?
00:26:44You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:47I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:26:49I just know exactly how you did it.
00:26:57Sure you do.
00:26:59Please, enlighten us.
00:27:01Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:04All in good time.
00:27:05Idiot.
00:27:06Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:08Pathetic.
00:27:08Daniel, you're up.
00:27:19What's he doing?
00:27:21He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:22Hey there.
00:27:23Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:27This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:30You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33I think he can do it.
00:27:35It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:37You're not one of us.
00:27:39You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:42If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:27:52Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:27:55Here.
00:27:56Why don't you let me help you?
00:27:58Ooh, magic.
00:28:03Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:06You need to end this.
00:28:08Now.
00:28:09You're...
00:28:12You're right.
00:28:16I swore off my old life.
00:28:27But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:35Ladies and gentlemen.
00:28:37Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:42Now, but first...
00:28:44I'm going to need some help.
00:28:47Bri, could you come here?
00:28:54What is he doing?
00:28:56You've got to be kidding me.
00:28:57This is just sad.
00:29:08You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:11But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:16you can never explain it in a million years.
00:29:19Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:21See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:25But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:33Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:29:39Don't blink.
00:29:41You'll miss it.
00:29:55That's it?
00:29:58Nothing happened.
00:29:59You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:01Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:30:02I told you, you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place.
00:30:06You should have respected my ranking.
00:30:08No.
00:30:09I think there's something else going on.
00:30:12Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:13I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:17I knew it!
00:30:18This theater is mine!
00:30:20Without one final piece of equipment, which would be coming right about now.
00:30:37What's he doing?
00:30:39It's a cake knife?
00:30:41He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor.
00:30:49How?
00:30:59Unbelievable.
00:31:00Amazing.
00:31:08Whoa, that is fast.
00:31:11There you go.
00:31:11Great.
00:31:12My judges.
00:31:14You're so young, man.
00:31:16That's incredible.
00:31:20Cake.
00:31:21The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:24Really good.
00:31:25I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:27The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:33Daniel?
00:31:35Oh!
00:31:40How is this possible?
00:31:47Now for the critical moment.
00:31:49Judges, what do you think?
00:31:50Do you know how he did it?
00:31:52I have no idea.
00:31:53Not a clue.
00:31:55And you, Jennifer?
00:31:57I'm completely stumped.
00:32:01Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:06Daniel?
00:32:07You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:11Tell us.
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:13Tell us.
00:32:15He dropped in edible iron fill nets.
00:32:19Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing it.
00:32:24Turning the water red, giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:31That's...
00:32:32Correct.
00:32:35Amazing!
00:32:36And Matthew?
00:32:38How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:44I...
00:32:46I don't know.
00:32:47And with that, Daniel wins our first round!
00:32:51Oh!
00:32:53Oh!
00:32:55Oh!
00:32:56Oh!
00:32:56I didn't see what you did!
00:32:59With your help, I need a knife.
00:33:05Let's give him cake.
00:33:08Well done, young man.
00:33:11The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:33:20No!
00:33:20No!
00:33:21He didn't transform anything!
00:33:22He didn't even teleport!
00:33:24He must have cheated.
00:33:26There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:33:29Exactly!
00:33:30He probably blackmailed the judges or something!
00:33:34How could you let him beat you?
00:33:36You embarrassed us with your performance!
00:33:38How was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:33:41Who is that guy?
00:33:46It doesn't matter.
00:33:48Get out of my face.
00:33:49It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:33:52You think you've won?
00:33:56You haven't won shit!
00:33:58It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:02Bye-bye, so-bye.
00:34:05Kate Barlow!
00:34:14Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:34:18That's-that's Kate Barlow.
00:34:20She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:34:23And an actual six-star magician.
00:34:26Alright, who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:31Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:33That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:34You had your little fun in the first round, but now, watch an axle prep.
00:34:39A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:34:44A real magician doesn't need you because she has hard-earned skills.
00:34:51Now...
00:34:51Yeah!
00:34:53Get him, Sophie!
00:34:54Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:34:56Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:34:58Oh, you think so?
00:35:00Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:03Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:35:06He-he didn't?
00:35:09I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protégé of the Master of Magic.
00:35:16He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:19Funny.
00:35:20I don't remember training her.
00:35:22You-you were trained by the Master of Magic?
00:35:25Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:27He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:29That's why he disappeared.
00:35:32That can't be true, right?
00:35:33Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:37So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the Master of Magic?
00:35:43Go for what?
00:35:44I'll still destroy you!
00:35:45Sophie, shut up.
00:35:48Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:35:55I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:36:03So why are you here?
00:36:05To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new Master of Magic.
00:36:16Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:36:21It is all about quick change magic, transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:36:28The world record is 17 changes held by the Master of Magic.
00:36:39Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:41That's a change every two seconds.
00:36:43There's no way you can beat that.
00:36:44I could beat that in my sleep.
00:36:50Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:36:53Only the Master of Magic would be able to do that.
00:36:56I know every one of his secrets.
00:36:59Are you saying you're going to break the Master of Magic's record?
00:37:03Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:08Then start the music.
00:37:21One, two, three, standard.
00:37:25Oh my God, her pace.
00:37:26How is she doing?
00:37:30Is she about to break the record?
00:37:31She's about to break the record.
00:37:32Oh my God.
00:37:34This is unreal.
00:37:35This is history.
00:37:39That is 18 changes.
00:37:41Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new Master of Magic.
00:37:48I can't believe she just did that.
00:37:50I've never seen anything like it.
00:37:52The concentration.
00:37:53The skill needed to do something like that.
00:37:56She had to learn it from the Master of Magic.
00:37:59I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:02For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:38:05But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:07Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:11I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:38:17Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:20Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:24No one can do that.
00:38:26We should just give up.
00:38:27Come on, Sophie.
00:38:28There has to be some chance.
00:38:29Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:32I can't do that.
00:38:33No one can do that.
00:38:35You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic,
00:38:38but you don't know anything about magic.
00:38:40Can't you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake?
00:38:42Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:38:45Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:38:48as the new Master of Magic?
00:38:51Come on.
00:38:52One of you at least has to try.
00:38:54I can't lose this contract.
00:38:56I have children that are my responsibility,
00:38:57and they will starve.
00:39:00Sophie?
00:39:02Eugene?
00:39:03Xavier?
00:39:04If I had my hand,
00:39:07I would try,
00:39:08but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:39:11Well, well.
00:39:12Looks like I won.
00:39:14Sir,
00:39:15are you hiring?
00:39:18Really?
00:39:19You're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:39:22Might as well.
00:39:23We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:25Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:26You should not put your faith in a stupid girl
00:39:28who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:39:30It's over.
00:39:31The theater is mine!
00:39:35I failed them.
00:39:36I failed the orphanage.
00:39:40Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:39:43Hey, watch.
00:39:44Where are you going?
00:39:48What is he doing?
00:39:50We still have a shot.
00:39:53I'm going to take it.
00:39:54Daniel, stop.
00:39:55You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:39:56I won't let you.
00:39:57Bree.
00:39:58Do you trust me?
00:40:03And with the Kensington team giving up,
00:40:05the winners are...
00:40:07Wait.
00:40:10The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:40:15That's adorable.
00:40:17Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:20I'll manage.
00:40:22Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:40:25This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:40:27Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:40:31This worker conned him, just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:40:35Hey, that's not true.
00:40:36The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:40:39That's enough.
00:40:39Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:40:42The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:40:46That's really cute.
00:40:47I said that's enough.
00:40:49Daniel, are you ready?
00:40:52Your time starts...
00:40:56Now.
00:41:07We're waiting.
00:41:09Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:11He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:41:14What are you doing?
00:41:15What are you doing?
00:41:17Hey, honey.
00:41:18It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:41:20But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:41:24What are you doing, boy?
00:41:26Just trust him.
00:41:28He has it under control.
00:41:29Are you kidding me?
00:41:30If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:34Hey, Bree, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:37Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:41:41Okay, seriously, get off the stage.
00:41:43You look like a fucking ass.
00:41:46Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:41:47Knock it off.
00:41:49Daniel, what are you doing?
00:41:50Are you happy?
00:41:52You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:42:00Time.
00:42:02Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:05See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:42:08But in moments like these, it's like time...
00:42:11It's like time goes by too fast.
00:42:12Stand still.
00:42:16Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:18Just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:42:23This is.
00:42:26What's he gonna do?
00:42:28I'm trying now.
00:42:33I'll blink.
00:42:43Congratulations.
00:42:44One change in 30 seconds.
00:42:46I win.
00:42:47But you can't call that a competition.
00:42:49What a waste of time.
00:42:51Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:42:52Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:42:56Are you sure about that?
00:42:57I might.
00:42:59What?
00:43:00Oh, my God.
00:43:01You're trying to find my jacket, it's wrecked, right?
00:43:0376.
00:43:0476.
00:43:06What?
00:43:07What the fuck?
00:43:14What the fuck?
00:43:15How did he do that?
00:43:23How did he do that?
00:43:29Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:43:33I can't believe it.
00:43:34It's not possible.
00:43:35It's impossible.
00:43:38It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:43:44Wait.
00:43:45Is he the real master of magic?
00:43:49The misdirect you used.
00:43:52Showmanship.
00:43:53The transformation on a massive scale.
00:43:57Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend, because this man is
00:44:02the master of magic.
00:44:10I knew it.
00:44:12I knew it.
00:44:14Oh, God.
00:44:16I just made an ass of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:21Without question, I believe I see for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:29Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:44:31Daniel wins the competition.
00:44:35Daniel!
00:44:36Daniel!
00:44:43Please.
00:44:45Please forgive me.
00:44:46I was just so inspired by our example growing up, that I feel as if you've been with every step
00:44:51of the way.
00:44:51How dare you lie to me! You swore to me you learned everything from him!
00:44:55You're nothing but a fraud! Get out of here!
00:45:01I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:05I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:08Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:16Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:22I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:45:25I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:28You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:32Here.
00:45:34A down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:45:38So what do you say?
00:45:40Ready to make some real money?
00:45:44I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:45:47Well, yes.
00:45:50Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:45:54Right. Of course.
00:45:56But what do you think of my offer?
00:45:58What do I think of your offer?
00:46:06Why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:09Ah!
00:46:13That was so good!
00:46:18Wow!
00:46:19Everybody, give it up for the master of magic!
00:46:23Wow!
00:46:26You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:30Yeah, of course.
00:46:32I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:46:36And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:46:43Wow!
00:46:46You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:46:48After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:46:51Oh, no, no, we were just joking, right?
00:46:55Guys!
00:46:57You're gonna stay with us, right, Daniel?
00:47:00Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us.
00:47:02We were just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:05Yeah!
00:47:06The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:10Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:14I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:17Punishment?
00:47:18Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:20No, you don't.
00:47:20First of all, you know.
00:47:21I don't like that.
00:47:22You know.
00:47:24I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:47:36I know, I see it!
00:47:37That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:47:40Disgusting!
00:47:50So, you're really him.
00:47:54Master of magic.
00:47:55I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:00If you want to stay, I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:07But, uh, whether you stay or leave, it's, well, it's completely your decision.
00:48:14So, what do you say?
00:48:18If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:23I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:25That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:48:45That bracelet.
00:48:48Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:02Hey, all this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, but you're still the same.
00:49:09The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:12But, any time Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:16I want him out at the most.
00:49:19I let him down.
00:49:24Eric knew what he was doing.
00:49:27And he was so proud of you.
00:49:29The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:49:34What?
00:49:35Eric believed in you.
00:49:38And your gifts.
00:49:39Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:49:42You're still the master of magic.
00:49:45You just have to claim it.
00:49:52Where'd he go?
00:49:54Daniel!
00:49:54Daniel!
00:49:55We won an interview!
00:49:56Then here.
00:50:07I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:09He's got to be here somewhere.
00:50:12He's got to be here somewhere.
00:50:18You're friends.
00:50:20Ah, well that sounds awful.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:52He's got to be here.
00:50:59You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:05Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:10So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:28This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:51:32Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:51:49What happened to this orphanage?
00:51:51Good business.
00:51:53That's what happened.
00:52:01This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:03He owns the orphanage.
00:52:04You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:06Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:08Silly boy.
00:52:10Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:13I was out in two years.
00:52:14And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:17As well as this place.
00:52:19It's mine.
00:52:20I bought it.
00:52:21And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:23To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:25And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:27You're a monster.
00:52:28Nah.
00:52:29If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:52:32Oh, you can't.
00:52:34Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:52:38See this watch?
00:52:39This is worth more than the whole place.
00:52:41So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:52:46I'm gonna get it.
00:52:48Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:52:51Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:52:53We're gonna tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:52:58But you can't be serious.
00:53:01What about the children?
00:53:02Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:06Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:07Yeah, you are.
00:53:10But, listen.
00:53:12You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:15Ten grand a night.
00:53:17You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:19I didn't think so.
00:53:23Let's go.
00:53:25You want millions for this place.
00:53:28I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:53:33You'll have your money.
00:53:35Oh, yeah.
00:53:38Where are you gonna get it?
00:53:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:53:46We're talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:53:50I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:13I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:20Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:54:24The top burglars in the world.
00:54:26Lily.
00:54:28System logistics and camera espionage.
00:54:32Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:54:38And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:54:43They're good.
00:54:45Almost as good as me.
00:54:47Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:54:59So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:08I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:12And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:15Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:18And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:21We don't need a knife.
00:55:22I'm sure a pair of tweezers will be peeing up.
00:55:27Ladies, please.
00:55:30Let's make a deal.
00:55:36See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:55:39If I can't, I take nothing.
00:55:49How did he do that?
00:55:51Well, this is Vapus.
00:55:53He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:55:56Give us a moment.
00:56:00There's nobody here.
00:56:02Maybe he could be our phone guy.
00:56:04Mmm, I like it.
00:56:05He's clearly a nobody's in.
00:56:06It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:08We keep double-crossing easy.
00:56:12Alright.
00:56:13We'll let you help us.
00:56:15And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:18But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:24I'm listening.
00:56:27You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:56:29Clear it out.
00:56:30Bring us the chips.
00:56:32You have five minutes.
00:56:33Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:56:37Look at him.
00:56:38This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:56:42First, you're going to need a key.
00:56:44You got that?
00:56:45A key.
00:56:46And then...
00:56:48Why aren't you writing this down?
00:56:50Honey, you should give up now.
00:56:53You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:00Okay.
00:57:03He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:06He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:07Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:09Hopeless.
00:57:10This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:12Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:16Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:18Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:19I need a drink of water.
00:57:21He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:23Look at him.
00:57:28Oh!
00:57:29Are you serious?
00:57:30She's done.
00:57:31I'm so nervous.
00:57:32I am a klutz and a half.
00:57:34I am so sorry.
00:57:35Here, let me just...
00:57:36Let me help you just wipe.
00:57:37No, no.
00:57:37Get off of me, man.
00:57:39Piece of garbage.
00:57:40Sorry.
00:57:40Yeah.
00:57:41Garbage.
00:57:41Just...
00:57:43He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:57:45He could grab the keys.
00:57:47He's a little failure.
00:57:48I assume enough.
00:57:55You had your shot and you blew it.
00:57:57Like the same thief you are.
00:57:59Now you can go.
00:58:01You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:04Best in the world, huh?
00:58:07Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:21I will never hear you.
00:58:23He never even opens a chip cart.
00:58:25Who is this guy?
00:58:27Could he be the one playing this?
00:58:29How...
00:58:30How did he do that?
00:58:32Is this enough proof for you?
00:58:36Ladies, those chips did not come from the cart.
00:58:39No one is capable.
00:58:41He probably already had him off his sleeve.
00:58:44That makes sense.
00:58:45He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:58:48He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:58:50We wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:58:52He's the perfect dumb sexy.
00:58:55Alright, we'll let you help us.
00:58:58But don't get in our way.
00:59:02Deal.
00:59:05Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:08Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:09I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:12All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:15Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:18Child's play.
00:59:20Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:22It's time for a distraction.
00:59:25When I walk past those guards,
00:59:27they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
00:59:30Your plan is broken.
00:59:34What did you just say?
00:59:36I said your plan is broken.
00:59:37Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
00:59:41Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
00:59:45and that perfume that she just sprayed on
00:59:47has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
00:59:54That's what I thought.
00:59:56Finally something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
00:59:59Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:03Look, idiot.
01:00:04Watch your swag.
01:00:08It is already starting to work.
01:00:21The last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:25She took him for all he was worth.
01:00:27And before then, the head of Monaco.
01:00:31So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:00:34You'll see for yourself.
01:00:35In three, two, one.
01:00:39Oh my god.
01:00:40Can you smell that?
01:00:41Oh my god.
01:00:44Oh my god.
01:00:48God.
01:00:49Oh that scent.
01:00:50I get the disease.
01:00:51Halt!
01:00:53Halt!
01:00:54Get back to your post.
01:00:56What are you doing?
01:00:58Dammit.
01:00:59The perfume does not work on Dammit.
01:01:01It's fine.
01:01:02I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:04And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:07They do not have time.
01:01:08We need a new destruction now.
01:01:13Huh.
01:01:14What's in him?
01:01:15When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch.
01:01:18We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:22You go.
01:01:25Ay, ay, ay.
01:01:26These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:01:29I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:01:31Exactly.
01:01:32He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:01:36This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:01:39I almost feel sorry for him.
01:01:47Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:01:49He's walking right past the guards.
01:01:53Maybe he's leaving.
01:01:54Realizing it was too bad for him.
01:01:59Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:01Is he serious?
01:02:02My priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin.
01:02:05It's hard to let go.
01:02:07But to save the orphans, I'd do anything.
01:02:11He's not even using Zindra's loot machines.
01:02:14He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:16How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:17Huh? How?
01:02:20This is ridiculous. We have to go in.
01:02:22He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:23He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:02:25My bathroom is ready. I'm going back.
01:02:27No way.
01:02:31I'm going to see him fail.
01:02:33Then, we'll go to him.
01:02:46Oh, no way.
01:02:51Oh my gosh, amazing!
01:02:53On your first try?
01:02:56Jackpot?
01:02:56How did he do that?
01:02:58Oh, I can't.
01:02:58He probably just got lucky.
01:03:00That's not the real distraction.
01:03:13The slot machines are paying out!
01:03:24Code 11. All security personnel to the floor.
01:03:27That's impossible.
01:03:28Why did Samuel just happen?
01:03:30Is he more than an amateur?
01:03:32Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:03:39No, probably just more beginner's luck.
01:03:41Right.
01:03:42When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:03:46He's going in the vault.
01:03:47He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:03:55Same vault I broke into six years ago.
01:03:57To steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:02Trying to go in without us?
01:04:03Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:07-cross us.
01:04:08Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:14Hot blazes!
01:04:15How did that happen?
01:04:22You were going to pay for that!
01:04:24Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:04:26And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:04:30That's right.
01:04:31We're too good.
01:04:32We are professionals.
01:04:34You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks puts you in our league.
01:04:37Oh, whatever.
01:04:38Step aside.
01:04:39We are wasting valuable time.
01:04:41It is time for the professionals to work.
01:04:47Alisa is the best safe-cracker in the world.
01:04:50She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:04:55week.
01:04:55Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:04:57Just as I thought.
01:04:59Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:03No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:07Yeah.
01:05:07Me.
01:05:09Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:15Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:05:26One down, three to go.
01:05:33Intruder alert.
01:05:34False entry detected.
01:05:36Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:05:38Mip, mip, mip.
01:05:39Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:05:40We have to make it stop.
01:05:41Just give me a minute.
01:05:43We don't have a minute.
01:05:44How did you disarm it last time?
01:05:45Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:05:47Somebody shuts me off.
01:05:49Eleven.
01:05:50Well, I'm just saying you taught us before, so...
01:05:53No problem.
01:05:54Stop bothering her with your questions and just stand in the corner like a good little boy.
01:05:58Five.
01:05:59Four.
01:06:00Three.
01:06:01Two.
01:06:03Three.
01:06:04Two.
01:06:07Intruder alert cancelled.
01:06:10Got it.
01:06:12Sure you did.
01:06:14How was I supposed to know?
01:06:15The interior had been modified to lock like an IBV International vault.
01:06:19You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:06:22Like I did.
01:06:23Uh, give me another second.
01:06:26Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:06:28Hold on.
01:06:29I'll give it a shot.
01:06:31You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:06:33I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:06:36Stop distracting her.
01:06:38This is a job for the pros.
01:06:39Alisa, you got this.
01:06:40No, she doesn't.
01:06:41What are you talking about?
01:06:43She won't get it open.
01:06:44The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:06:46You do not know what you're talking about.
01:06:48You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:06:55Hmm.
01:06:56Got it.
01:06:57She won't get it open.
01:06:59Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:04What is it?
01:07:05What's wrong?
01:07:08It's hollow.
01:07:10The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:13Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:14I can help.
01:07:15My idiot had almost found it.
01:07:17Alisa.
01:07:19What?
01:07:21Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:07:23And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:07:27the casino.
01:07:31Hold yours.
01:07:32Try not to screw up, but I already stuck it.
01:07:35Don't worry.
01:07:37We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:07:44What the hell are you doing?
01:07:46Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:07:49He's drunk.
01:07:50He's been drunk the whole time.
01:07:51We're just seeing it now.
01:07:53Well, if he'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:07:56All security personnel, we have a secret code 9 at the vault.
01:08:01Thumbs up.
01:08:03Tickle him.
01:08:07Power for the magic words.
01:08:11Open sesame.
01:08:21How the hell?
01:08:23Impossibile.
01:08:24Who are you?
01:08:25Are we in over our heads?
01:08:27Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:08:37What the fuck?
01:08:41God damn.
01:08:43There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:08:45I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:08:47I am finally going to buy the mansion on the Kispy and see.
01:08:59Bingo.
01:09:03Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:06Just taking my share.
01:09:09You think you are so smart.
01:09:11Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:17We played you the entire time.
01:09:19And you didn't even notice.
01:09:20You see those cameras?
01:09:23They've been recording us the entire time.
01:09:25Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:09:29All of us.
01:09:30Except for you.
01:09:31You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:09:34You were just our fault.
01:09:36That is what happens when you try to run the city, girls.
01:09:39Enjoy prison.
01:09:41Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:09:43It's safe for you to come in.
01:09:48Whoa.
01:09:50This is more than I even thought.
01:09:53Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:09:56Come on, ladies.
01:09:57We can't stand around.
01:09:58Pack up.
01:09:59Who's this?
01:10:00Oh, no one.
01:10:02A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:05We had him take the fall.
01:10:07He was easy.
01:10:07Almost a little too easy.
01:10:09It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:12Sorry, buddy.
01:10:13But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:16I'll remember that next time.
01:10:20Wait.
01:10:21Wait, I know that voice.
01:10:23Who?
01:10:25Who are you?
01:10:28You know exactly.
01:10:30Who I am.
01:10:32You stupid broads!
01:10:33Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:10:35I want to be petty thief.
01:10:37Hey, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:10:39He is a nobody.
01:10:40He's...
01:10:40He's not a nobody.
01:10:42He's...
01:10:42Richard, tranquilo.
01:10:44He's just our patsy.
01:10:45We had him in our web the entire time.
01:10:47He wasn't in your web.
01:10:49You were in his.
01:10:50You fools!
01:10:52Please.
01:10:54Please don't do this.
01:10:55Let us go.
01:10:56Relax, Richard.
01:10:57I can do anything crazy, like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:01Oh, thank you.
01:11:03Because I already have.
01:11:08What?
01:11:13What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:15And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:18You think you can just waltz in here?
01:11:20Steal my stash?
01:11:22No.
01:11:23Not here.
01:11:24Not on my turf.
01:11:27Oh, jeez.
01:11:29The three links, huh?
01:11:31KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:11:35The world's best cat burglars.
01:11:38My pink ass.
01:11:40Oh, God.
01:11:40And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:11:43The geriatric huckster from the Cretaceous period.
01:11:46Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:11:52And you.
01:11:54That mask.
01:11:57I know you.
01:11:58You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:03Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:05But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:10I put him down like a dog.
01:12:12I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:15Tell you what.
01:12:16We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:12:25Well, I knew it.
01:12:26You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:12:34That's not my blood.
01:12:41You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:12:45And you know why you didn't?
01:12:48You blinked.
01:12:49Get him!
01:12:53Sweet.
01:12:54You guys brought flowers.
01:13:18That's enough.
01:13:19That's enough.
01:13:27How did you do that?
01:13:30That's enough.
01:13:30You killed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:13:33What the hell happened?
01:13:35Why am I tied up?
01:13:36Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:13:40Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:13:42I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:13:45Why would I go to prison?
01:13:47You're the thief.
01:13:48You're stealing from me.
01:13:51It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:13:57Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:00Who the hell are you?
01:14:05I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:09No!
01:14:09No!
01:14:10No!
01:14:11No!
01:14:11No!
01:14:12It's out of here!
01:14:24You did it, Eric.
01:14:26Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:14:28Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage, and put those kids through college.
01:14:33We did it.
01:14:40And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows.
01:14:45And the library.
01:14:47We get brand new books every day.
01:14:51I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:14:55You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:14:59Hey.
01:14:59Hi.
01:15:00Mommy, Daddy, let's get ice cream for the show.
01:15:04Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:05You read my mind.
01:15:06You're like a little magician.
01:15:08Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:10Always looking forward to it.
01:15:11Let's go get that ice cream.
01:15:19Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:15:26The one.
01:15:28The only.
01:15:30Mistress of magic herself.
01:15:35Charity Angier.
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