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Off Campus Episode 7
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00:02Delaney with the clock. He's trying to fend them off. Delaney shoots. He scores!
00:08Friends have wins! Friends have wins!
00:14Hannah. Hannah. We won.
00:35Oh, excuse me, gentlemen. The UN has declared an international band emergency, and they say that my dad is the
00:41only man for the job.
00:42An international band emergency? Have they called Prince?
00:45They tried, but he's famously dead.
00:48Good God, this is worse than I thought. Sorry, guys.
00:52You're so weird. Also, can we hit Dairy Queen on the way home?
00:56What? Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse? Is Prince even dead?
01:02Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
01:06Uh, how was I?
01:08You were okay, too.
01:10Ah, yes.
01:13Okay, can I help you?
01:15I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:19Must be going well, because you missed three cues tonight.
01:22The muse waits for no one.
01:23Oh, does the muse play clarinet? Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:33Just right, Hannah.
01:43Hannah, I'm gonna skip the game today.
01:46Got an extra monster cookie if you want.
01:49Hannah?
01:51Babe, you okay?
01:54Yeah, yeah, sorry.
01:56I'm...
01:57I'm not super hungry.
01:59Uh, don't worry about me. I'm... I'm good.
02:02Okay. Love you.
02:25Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:27The ten game streak ends now.
02:30Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:32Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:35Iowa, whatever.
02:36Indiana.
02:37Kid's fast as fuck.
02:38Physical, too.
02:39Doesn't matter, nothing's getting past us.
02:41Kurwa hoshi asu zek.
02:43Yeah, see, Sims gets it.
02:44Come on, boys. Let's get it.
02:46Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:51Fuck.
02:52He also doesn't back down from right anymore.
02:55Same as Garrett.
02:56Shit.
02:57Papa Graham's mad early.
02:58No question, man.
03:08Garrett.
03:10Good to see you.
03:16Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
03:18Feeling good?
03:19Yeah, you know what? Don't worry about me.
03:21I'm ready.
03:22Sorry. I left my phone in the car.
03:24That's okay.
03:25Hi, Garrett.
03:32Cindy?
03:33Good luck out there today.
03:38Yeah.
03:38Thanks.
04:16Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that.
04:18I never meant to hurt your feelings.
04:20But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone?
04:24Like, so fucked of you, Sean. So fucked.
04:27Again, could not be more sorry.
04:28Please just, like, call me back or text me or...
04:32Please hang up or press one to rerecord.
04:38Bo.
04:39Ali, what are you doing here?
04:40Uh, this is the drama building. I'm in the correct place.
04:43What are you doing here?
04:44This is perfect. You're not busy, right? I need a huge favor.
04:47No, Bo, sorry. I can't take on anyone else's stress today.
04:50I am emotionally wrong. I'm the shell of a woman.
04:53Okay. Okay. Thank you, Ira.
04:56You too, Ira.
04:58Hi, Ira.
05:00Sorry about that. Ira is not great at ending conversations.
05:04Joe, this is Allie. Allie...
05:05You're Joanna Maxwell.
05:06Yeah, Allie's a fan.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:10Wait, are you Allie Hayes? Don't we have the same agent?
05:14You know who I am.
05:17Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
05:18Well, you can just call me Joe.
05:20Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
05:23Joanna's back here doing a masterclass with the seniors because she's so famous.
05:27Definitely not famous.
05:28And because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
05:30It's a same-day audition.
05:32Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
05:36Well...
05:36So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Allie, so I could go do literally anything else.
05:43What? Bo?
05:44Uh-huh?
05:44You don't just ask someone to be your reader. There's an etiquette, fool.
05:47Mm-hmm.
05:48Sorry about him. I couldn't ask you to do that. It would derail your entire day.
05:51No, no, no. Derail it. Please. Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
05:55I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
06:03This is it, folks.
06:05The start of our long-awaited game with St. A's and their new center, Aaron Delaney.
06:13And we're underway here in the first. Hawks take possession.
06:19Oh, shit. Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney. Seems the new guy is fitting right in with St. A's legendary trash
06:25-talking bullies.
06:30Whoa! How is that not a penalty? Hawks regain possession. Graham strikes out from behind his own net and...
06:36Oh, it's dying. He says, nope.
06:39He shoots and beats Sen's blocker side to the goal.
06:45Come on, Graham. It's not fun if you don't fight back.
06:47Fuck you.
06:49Take it easy, princess.
06:53Hey, come on, bro. Shake it off. You got this.
06:58Wellzie, where are you?
07:17Just right, Hannah.
07:23Oh.
07:41Ah.
07:45That's OK.
07:55Please, don't touch them.
07:55I'm an acid cross check by Delaney.
07:57Vipers are absolutely dominating the hops right now!
07:59Hops are being destroyed!
08:01Vipers collect the puppets of the hops zone.
08:02Are you kidding!? The Vipers are relentless!
08:05That's a slashing penalty on Sainese 29.
08:07Just ride, hun...
08:08There's Delaney again.
08:09Let the action is a problem!
08:11Delaney shoots!
08:18Well, that wasn't the first period I was looking for.
08:21Graham, Delaney's shadowing you.
08:22Move the puck. Look at Birdie and Dean.
08:24You got two periods left. Your turnovers are killing us.
08:27Hey, don't worry about us. We're good.
08:28Eh, fuck that. I'm not good.
08:30Let's just work as a team and try not to do it all ourselves.
08:33No more one-on-one sloppiness.
08:35I got it, okay? Fine.
08:36Hey, cut the attitude, Graham. I mean it.
08:44Hey, Delaney's trying to take you out of the game,
08:46so take the defenders out too.
08:47As soon as the puck comes in, you just get rid of it.
08:49Who died and made you coach?
08:51I'm out there too, man.
08:52Okay, then worry about yourself, right?
08:54Okay, fine.
08:57I don't know what your problem is,
08:59but I suggest you do whatever it takes to work it out.
09:02Fucking quick.
09:23Take your tempo.
09:31You ate a problem.
09:32Take your tempo to come full the getaway from there.
09:32Take the Straighten's sleeping.
09:32To the right a little room to defer from down here,
09:33I don't want him to go to a table.
11:16Who was that you were playing?
11:18It's actually an original.
11:21Part of a series I wrote when my son first went off to daycare.
11:26Kind of exploring the emptiness of time.
11:29Wow.
11:32You're incredible.
11:33Ah.
11:34I would hope so.
11:36That's why I'm here, right?
11:41You okay?
11:43Yeah, I finally get it.
11:45When you said, right, music that lets people in?
11:48Like, just now, I didn't know it was about your son, but I felt it.
11:54That's a sweet compliment.
11:57I'm just having a hard time taking it because of the general melancholy.
12:06It's just, I don't think I could ever write anything that comes close to doing that.
12:11Come on.
12:11That's not true.
12:12No, it is.
12:15I can't do what you do, letting people in.
12:19Hannah.
12:20No, it's okay.
12:21I made a mistake trying to do this.
12:24Anyway, it's been an honor to be a part of your class.
12:28I really hope we can keep in touch.
12:29Not on my student email, because if I don't do the showcase, then I won't be here next semester.
12:34But, um, I'll send you my old one.
12:36It's a Yahoo for some reason.
12:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:39Hold up.
12:39Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.
12:41Just, if you don't come back here right now, okay?
12:46I'm still your advisor for as long as you're here.
12:49So, talk to me.
12:51Get your money's worth.
12:54I have been doing this a while.
13:02Like, doesn't it hurt?
13:04Doesn't what hurt?
13:05Like, ripping yourself open over and over again.
13:11Letting people see all the weird, jagged pieces of you.
13:15Is that what it feels like?
13:17Yeah, well, it doesn't feel good.
13:20I don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful.
13:23In fact, if done right, allowing people into our truth,
13:27that can even be healing.
13:30I don't know about that.
13:35In my experience, whenever I tell someone my truth,
13:41it ends badly.
13:46Well, that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good.
13:49It doesn't?
13:50No, but that just means we have to cling to the people who see us and smile.
13:56There has to be someone like that in your life, right?
14:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
14:08Then, with love,
14:10what the hell are you doing here talking to me?
14:12It's taking up my rehearsal time.
14:15Yeah, you're right.
14:16Sorry.
14:18I'm going to...
14:23Thank you, Daveed.
14:24Hey, Tom.
14:33Hey, hey, it's me.
14:34Are you okay?
14:36Or, I don't know, did I do something wrong?
14:38Just, you said you were coming,
14:40and you're not here,
14:41and I really wish you were here.
14:46You always helped me get out of my head,
14:48and I could just really use a Coach Wellesley pep talk right now,
14:55so, yeah, just,
14:58if you could just let me know you're okay.
15:03I'm here.
15:07Okay.
15:11Heavy into the second.
15:12Briar's trailing 3-1.
15:14You can tell Graham is frustrated with this incessant coverage.
15:17Move it!
15:18Fuck you!
15:19Fuck you!
15:21You got Logan!
15:22Come on, man, get rid of me!
15:23You got Logan!
15:24Move it!
15:24It's up, G!
15:26Can I keep up, Daddy, boy?
15:27Fuck!
15:28Ooh, someone pulled Garrett's hair back
15:30because he is getting sloppy.
15:33Go, go, go!
15:35Delaney banks the puck to himself,
15:36past Graham,
15:37and breaks up the ice.
15:38No!
15:38Fuck!
15:39Delaney sends the puck behind the Hops' net.
15:41The Hops are on their heels again.
15:42The pass comes out front to Delaney and...
15:56What an absolutely brutal hit from Delaney
15:59and a brutal end to the second period for the Hawks.
16:02Birdie sure got his bell rung.
16:04Let's hope he's okay.
16:08How you doing, Birdie?
16:10Everything's so fucking bright.
16:12Okay.
16:13You're not going back in.
16:15Rogers, you're up.
16:16I'm gonna put you on D for the third.
16:19Me?
16:19Yeah, just keep your feet moving.
16:21You want to rent this?
16:22Yeah, I'll look out for him, Coach.
16:28Fuck Aaron Delaney, man.
16:29There's no way that was an accident.
16:30He knew exactly what he was doing.
16:32Okay.
16:33Guys, anything can happen in 20 minutes.
16:34Maybe we switch to a 1-2-2 trap
16:36to really cut off their outlets
16:38and put the pressure?
16:39That won't work.
16:41It doesn't matter what we do.
16:42We were already getting our asses kicked
16:43before Birdie got domed.
16:45We know what the problem is.
16:46You got something to say?
16:48You know you're locked off.
16:49I told you to get rid of it.
16:51Come on, bro.
16:51No, everyone is thinking it.
16:53Garrett Graham's got to do it all by himself,
16:54and now we're down by two.
16:55Stay in your lane, John.
16:57Guys, come on.
16:57It's not that deep.
16:58No, it fucking is for some of us, Dean.
16:59It is that deep.
17:01I'm not going to let us lose this game
17:03because Phil Graham's son
17:05gets to do whatever he fucking wants.
17:08You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
17:09Hey, come on, man.
17:10You're going to fight me now?
17:10Hey, hey, hey.
17:11Calm down.
17:13We're on the same team, G.
17:15Don't you get that?
17:17You're not the only one who can play hockey.
17:20You're not the only one who's been busting their ass,
17:22and you're not the only one
17:23who wants to beat these motherfuckers.
17:28We are on the same team.
17:30Look, just give him a second to calm down, okay?
17:32I need to fucking help, Tucker.
17:44Fuck.
17:48Fuck.
17:49Fuck.
17:51Fuck.
18:01Hey.
18:04Need a pep talk?
18:06What's going on?
18:08Are you okay?
18:09Where were you?
18:10I'm fine.
18:10I called, but you didn't...
18:12No, I know.
18:12I'm sorry.
18:13I should have texted.
18:14I was dealing with something
18:16that kind of took over for a minute there,
18:18but I'm here now.
18:20You're dealing with what?
18:21Are you okay?
18:21Yeah, I'm fine.
18:23Okay?
18:25Just, you know,
18:26it didn't matter as much as being here for you.
18:32Please just text me next time.
18:34I'm just worried about you.
18:36I know.
18:37I know.
18:44Okay, focus up.
18:45Graham, what's going on out there?
18:47Everything.
18:49I'm playing like shit.
18:51Getting pressured like crazy.
18:52Making stupid mistakes.
18:54Everybody's counting on me to be in control,
18:56but I just got in a stupid fight with Logan
19:00because...
19:02Your dad's here.
19:06With Cindy.
19:12We can't let him win.
19:14It gives him power.
19:16Okay, this is how we win.
19:17We just, we show up and we live our lives.
19:19Okay?
19:20We can do that.
19:21Right?
19:23Yeah.
19:25And as for everything else,
19:26we can just start with the small stuff
19:27and work your way up.
19:29Small stuff?
19:30Yeah, of whatever that means for hockey.
19:32I guess the small stuff could be
19:34stop playing like shit.
19:36Okay, yeah, I can do that.
19:39Delaney's kicking my ass out.
19:40Guy's a fucking monster.
19:48Wellesie.
19:51Are you sure you're okay?
19:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:55I'm...
19:59I'm good.
20:01I promise.
20:05Okay.
20:19Hey, Grandma.
20:25I love you.
20:29I love you, too.
21:03Graham and Delaney meet Center Ice.
21:04Ready to start the final period.
21:12What?
21:13Nothing to say this time?
21:27Hey, that hit was bullshit, man.
21:29You all right?
21:29Yeah, yeah.
21:30Let's go.
21:31I got you.
21:35Hawks in their own zone.
21:36Becker's forecheck recover the puck
21:38and get it back to the point.
21:40Clutch deflection by Tucker
21:41gets the puck back to Graham.
21:42But can he get past Delaney?
21:45Graham puts on the brakes,
21:46spins and drops to Tucker.
21:48Tucker shoots!
21:49It shoots!
21:50Guys, Hawks go!
21:52We're off to Graham!
21:55Yes, Doug!
21:57Yes!
21:58You're past you!
21:59Let's go!
22:07Oh my God!
22:09Oh my God!
22:09Oh my God, Todd!
22:10Okay, Briar.
22:11Looks like we've decided
22:11to get off our knees
22:12and stop sucking.
22:28And cut.
22:30Wow.
22:31Okay.
22:31Holding back tears?
22:33I mean, it's such a smart choice.
22:35Beau wasn't kidding.
22:36You really are
22:37a much better reader than he is.
22:40And you have cuter clothes.
22:41Thank you for this, by the way.
22:42Got it.
22:43Of course.
22:44God, it is just so fun
22:46to be hanging out with someone
22:47who's like,
22:48actually doing the thing.
22:50You know,
22:50you're auditioning for a TV show
22:52on your day off from Broadway.
22:53It's so chic.
22:54Oh, I think you'd feel differently
22:55if you saw me hiding my pin curls
22:58under an old baseball hat
22:59with my falsies barely hanging on.
23:01Come on.
23:01You've got to know
23:02how cool that sounds.
23:04Broadway's hard, dude.
23:06It's...
23:07Like,
23:07I know I'm super lucky.
23:10But, oh my God,
23:11I'm also so exhausted.
23:14I don't have time for anyone.
23:15My dating life isn't shambles.
23:17Yeah.
23:18But that I can relate to.
23:20Ooh.
23:22I smell token straight boy drama
23:24in the theater department.
23:25Yeah, it's like...
23:30Okay.
23:31Can we still be peers in the industry
23:33even if I tell you all my messy bullshit?
23:34Oh, that's literally the only way
23:36we'll be peers in the industry.
23:40My ex, like,
23:41found out I hooked up with someone
23:43and just got, like, all scrunch-faced
23:45and, like,
23:47just basically accused me
23:48of not being able to be alone.
23:49Ugh.
23:50Boys are so silly.
23:52So you fucked a little.
23:54It's not like you're in a new relationship.
23:57I've hooked up with this new guy
23:58a couple of times.
23:59But this isn't about him.
24:01It's about me.
24:02I am capable of being single.
24:03Yeah.
24:04I mean, you're sleeping
24:05with other people too, right?
24:09Totally.
24:14Except.
24:15Except you're not.
24:17It's okay.
24:18It'd be different
24:19if you and this new guy
24:19were texting all the time
24:21or had, like,
24:22cute, gross nicknames
24:23or something like that.
24:29Oh, no.
24:31You do.
24:31So how long have you been
24:33hooking up with new guy?
24:34Like,
24:35a month.
24:38Ish.
24:38Bitch, I hate to break it to you.
24:40You're in another relationship.
24:41Oh, my God.
24:42Oh, my God.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44Hey, I can see I've caused
24:45some turmoil here.
24:48We need to get off campus.
24:50Somewhere with alcohol.
24:57ID?
24:58Hey, could I do an old-fashioned?
25:05Nice fake.
25:07Excuse me?
25:09Just saying,
25:10it's not the worst one I've seen.
25:12Oh, no.
25:13No, this...
25:13this is real.
25:15Please.
25:16I work at a bar.
25:17I can spot one, like,
25:18five booths away.
25:18Well, maybe you need
25:19new glasses,
25:20because
25:21it's definitely not fake.
25:26Your name is
25:27Carter St. James.
25:28The Fifth.
25:30Hmm.
25:31Yeah.
25:33Nobody's named that.
25:34That's a name from Glee.
25:36Well, I guess I'm lucky
25:37they don't ask
25:38too many questions here.
25:41I guess I am, too.
25:49What are you doing?
25:50That guy was hitting on you.
25:52So?
25:56Look,
25:56you want to prove
25:57you're not in a relationship?
25:59The best way to do that
26:00is to sleep with someone new
26:01who you'll never see again.
26:03I don't think, uh,
26:04hopping to yet another man
26:05is the answer.
26:06You're a relationship,
26:07girly, right?
26:09Best way to get over that
26:10is to have
26:10no-strings-attached font.
26:12But there legit
26:13has to be no-strings.
26:15And that guy
26:16has no fucking-strings
26:18written all over him.
26:24I don't know.
26:26Having sex with someone
26:26and not getting to know them at all?
26:28Like,
26:29doesn't that feel a little...
26:31slutty?
26:33Yeah, that's part of it.
26:34I was gonna say meaningless.
26:36Allie,
26:37you're in college.
26:38You have the rest of your life
26:39to have meaningful sex.
26:41Don't you want to know
26:42what being single
26:43and slutty
26:44has to offer you?
26:48Hey, you?
26:50With the cheekbones?
26:51Hey.
26:51Hey, hey.
26:52What are you doing?
27:00What's up?
27:01If my friend
27:02wanted to have
27:02really hot,
27:03meaningless sex with you,
27:05but the only caveat
27:05was that you couldn't
27:06learn anything about each other
27:07and you had to promise
27:09not to call her after,
27:10would you be cool with that?
27:12Oh, yeah.
27:13Most definitely.
27:15Great.
27:16Buy her a drink.
27:17This one's mine now.
27:24What do you say?
27:30Coming out of the last timeout
27:31with two minutes left,
27:32it's looking real good
27:33for the Hawks.
27:34Graham and Logan
27:35have been having a blast out there.
27:36We love that for them.
27:37And more importantly,
27:39we love it for me.
27:53That's what I'm talking about.
27:54Let's fucking go, baby.
27:55Can you find the words
27:55of wisdom, Cap?
27:56Let's win this fucking thing.
27:57Let's go!
27:58Let's go!
27:59This is it, folks.
28:00It's looking like
28:01the last face-off of the game.
28:03Hey, man.
28:05Everything they say is true.
28:07Playing against you
28:08has been really fun.
28:10Yeah, all right.
28:15Graham,
28:16you know what's going to be
28:16even better than me beating you?
28:18What's that?
28:27Beating you in front
28:27of that lying slut.
28:56Garrett!
28:58Garrett!
29:00Garrett!
29:00Yes! Yes!
29:52What are they going to do?
29:54The NCAA?
29:57Guess we'll find out.
30:01Aren't you going to yell at me or something?
30:03Why would I yell at you if I need you to actually hear me?
30:09Coach? Garrett?
30:10You're on the brink of greatness.
30:13But I can't help you get there
30:14if you're not in it for the right reasons.
30:18And after that hot-headed bullshit?
30:21I'm not sure that you are.
30:26Either way, I won't condone that kind of behavior on my eyes.
30:31As of now, you're suspended for four games.
30:34What?
31:10Garrett.
31:10No, we have an agreement.
31:12I don't win, you don't talk to me.
31:14All right, clearly this is an exception.
31:16Move.
31:16No, hang on, just listen.
31:19I'm proud of you.
31:30What?
31:30That was some tough old-school hockey.
31:34I just got suspended.
31:37Four games.
31:38Yeah, that is not ideal.
31:41But hey, it happens, right?
31:42You get worked up, you lose your cool.
31:44Part of the game.
31:45But shit will rain down, though.
31:47NCAA will be on your ass.
31:49But don't worry.
31:50I'll call the Bruins.
31:51I'll take care of this.
31:53No one will keep Phil Graham's son off the ice.
31:59So that's it, huh?
32:03Excuse me?
32:05As long as I have Graham on my back, I can just beat people up with no consequences for the
32:11rest of my life.
32:13Like you.
32:17I don't know what you're talking about.
32:20Yes, you do.
32:25You know, I don't remember you complaining about being a Graham when you landed the best coaches, when you got
32:30on the best teams, with the best equipment.
32:32With the best bruises?
32:34Right?
32:35Easy to write it off when your kid plays such a violent sport.
32:38I did what I had to.
32:39That's fucking bullshit!
32:41And you know it!
32:42I don't want to hear what a terrible dad I was for making you tough.
32:45For wanting you to have the best.
32:47Oh, fuck you!
32:48You don't want the best from me?
32:49It was never about me!
32:50Of course it was!
32:51You're about to play for the Bruins!
32:53I made that happen!
32:55You can hate the name on the back of your jersey all you want, but it doesn't make you better
33:00than me.
33:01It just makes you ungrateful.
33:04I will never be like you.
33:10You already are.
33:15Stay the fuck away from me.
33:19Stop calling.
33:20Stop coming to my games.
33:22We're fucking done.
33:49What the hell, Garrett?
33:50I really can't do this right now.
33:52Can you please just get in the car?
33:53No!
33:53What was that?
33:54Are you serious?
33:56You're mad at me?
34:01You lied to me, Hannah.
34:02I didn't lie to you.
34:04You did.
34:04You looked me in the eye and you told me you were okay.
34:06You promised me you were okay.
34:08You just had to make it through one game.
34:10Oh, my God.
34:11One hour.
34:12That's it.
34:14I had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit.
34:18Do you not trust me or what?
34:19Garrett, you lost your shit on him.
34:21You didn't hear what he said.
34:22I know what he fucking said.
34:27What?
34:27Did he call me a whore?
34:29A liar?
34:29That I wanted it?
34:31Who cares?
34:32I heard it every day in high school.
34:33I can't.
34:34I wasn't just gonna stand there and listen.
34:37I was fucking defending you.
34:39Well, I didn't ask you to do that.
34:41I didn't want you to.
34:42I didn't want anyone to.
34:46People in ransom didn't just turn on me, Garrett.
34:49They turned on my family.
34:51My parents lost friends.
34:52My dad got fired.
34:54You want to know why I didn't tell you?
34:56It's because every time I tell someone the truth, it fucks everything up.
34:59It ruins people's lives.
35:01And it happened again.
35:03No, my life isn't...
35:04No, tell me you didn't just put your season at risk.
35:07Your future with the Bruins.
35:11How do you think that makes me feel?
35:13You blow this all up for me.
35:14What do you want me to say, Hannah?
35:15Do you want me to apologize?
35:16Say I'm sorry? I'm not.
35:17I could face that asshole a hundred times and one hundred fucking times.
35:21I would beat the shit out of him again.
35:22Yeah, well, that scares me, Garrett.
35:26It scares me that you would risk everything for me when I'm telling you it's not what I want.
35:31I worked so fucking hard to put it all behind me.
35:38I scare you?
35:42What? No, what? Of course not.
35:44That's what you said.
35:45Garrett, you're not listening to me.
35:47Fuck.
35:51My dad was right.
35:53You're what?
35:55This is who I am, Hannah.
35:59This is just how I'm programmed.
36:01No, you're not. You're not Phil.
36:03I am. I fucking am.
36:06Do you think I like being like this?
36:16You know, maybe not right now, but someday, you're gonna look at me the same way Cindy looked at me.
36:26And that would kill me, Hannah.
36:29Garrett.
36:31Garrett. Garrett!
36:32No. No. I'm not good for you.
36:37You shouldn't be...
36:39This... is over.
36:46This needs to be over.
37:10You are too late.
37:17Come on.
38:02Just wait, Hannah.
38:41I just want you to write
38:43down what happened.
38:46In your own words.
38:48Okay?
39:01Okay.
39:05Okay.
39:11Okay.
39:15Okay.
39:15Okay.
39:28Okay.
39:30Okay.
39:39Han, honey, I'll tell you what.
39:40I am missing my euchre partner right about now.
39:42Han, save me.
39:44I bet the house.
39:45Dad says hi.
39:47What's up?
39:49Mom.
39:52Han?
39:54Is something wrong?
39:57Yeah, my bike.
39:59My bike is wrong.
40:02Okay.
40:03We can fix the bike.
40:08I don't think we can, Mom.
40:10Is she okay?
40:16Okay.
40:17Tell me.
40:18Why can't we fix your bike?
40:23Because, because, um, because I lost my scholarship.
40:28I'm gonna need you to connect some dots, honey.
40:32No, I wasn't gonna tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
40:36Um, so I was, I was gonna win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
40:41But Garrett and I broke up.
40:44Because he played St. Aids and he got into a fight and it's all my fault.
40:48And now I have to walk home.
40:49Okay.
40:50Okay.
40:50Breathe.
40:54Breathe.
41:01So, a lot to unpack there.
41:05Let's start with the small stuff and work our way up.
41:09Okay?
41:11First off, let us figure out the money.
41:14We always do.
41:16Don't worry about the grant.
41:18We will find a way for you to be a Breyer next semester.
41:21How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
41:26I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
41:30Like, I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
41:32I ruined your lives.
41:35And I'm sorry.
41:37I'm so sorry.
41:39I'm sorry.
41:42What did you do wrong?
41:50What?
41:51Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
41:58So, what is it, exactly?
42:10I should've...
42:11You went to a party, sweet pea.
42:14You were a high school kid who had a drink.
42:16That's all.
42:18You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
42:23That night, and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
42:28There's nothing that you could've or should've done.
42:34And as far as ruining our lives.
42:37I am fine, and so is your dad.
42:40Despite being terrible at Euchre.
42:47Yeah, he really, he really is so bad.
42:50He's the worst.
42:53But I love him, and we love you.
42:57So will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
43:04Are you nodding?
43:07Yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
43:11Good.
43:19So how was your ice?
43:22Oh, uh...
43:23Yeah, it was good.
43:24Right.
43:24Good ice.
43:26Okay, did you change your mind?
43:28It feels like you changed your mind.
43:29No, no.
43:30I'm super into this.
43:31Okay.
43:33Promise.
43:33Right.
43:38You're kind of a shit liar.
43:40Look, the benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything.
43:45Right?
43:45You know?
43:48It's really not you.
43:49You are very charming.
43:51And have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
43:56Well, I take Memorial Day off.
43:57Only human.
43:59All right.
44:02It's just...
44:04It has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist, which I don't want to be.
44:09You know, I love love, but I also love sex.
44:12And I don't want to not have one just because I'm waiting for the other.
44:15Sure.
44:15Which is why I became involved with someone.
44:20You have a boyfriend.
44:21You have a boyfriend.
44:21Oh, oh my god.
44:22No.
44:22No.
44:22Can you imagine?
44:24But we are, at the very least, something.
44:28Like, some weird, baffling thing.
44:31More weird or baffling than this conversation?
44:35Okay.
44:35Well, I am trying to explain myself to you, Carter St. James.
44:38Sorry, sorry.
44:39Continue.
44:40I want to have hot, meaningless sex.
44:43I do.
44:44But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about.
44:50So, I just, like, I want to do it the right way this time.
44:55Yeah, I get that.
44:56You do?
45:02God, I'm going to have to go back and tell the living theater legend that I'm not fun and
45:06I can't be slutty.
45:12Okay.
45:14Here's what's going to happen.
45:15I'm going to kiss you, you're going to kiss me back, pull my hair, just really sell it.
45:20And then you can go back to your clearly very invested friend.
45:28And you can brag about how hot, meaningless it was.
45:33Okay?
45:34One kiss and I'm bragging.
45:36Oh.
45:37It's going to be a really good fucking kiss.
45:43Bullshit.
45:44Only one way to find out.
45:50Oh.
45:55It's just like a, yeah.
46:05Oh.
46:05When you were never lying for the dream
46:08How come when everything can be
46:13When I stood by myself thinking of the haze
46:19Why did you always see me
46:22When you were never lying for the dream
46:27I can't make you love me
46:30No, I can't make you love me
46:38Go the fuck off
46:40Making out with a hot stranger at the bar?
46:42Who is she?
46:43I am she. She is me.
46:46I'm actually so proud I could cry.
46:48You have to admit, you had fun.
47:25I'm out four games.
47:31No, what's going on with you, bro?
47:36Where'd that come from?
47:39I don't want to talk about it.
47:42You never do.
47:48Yeah, I just thought that, you know, maybe
48:04You know, for a second there, I
48:07thought we were on the same team again
48:20When someone tells me they're from Massachusetts
48:25Now I always ask what it was
48:30I wonder if you kept the pilgrim ashtray
48:34If it's still propped up on your bar cart
48:39Couldn't make a grand off of the chain you bought me
48:44But goddamn, it's not for sale
48:49When someone asks me who's my favorite Batman
48:53I'll think of you and say Christian Bick
48:58As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
49:05When you're in your games
49:07The look on your face when you turned 26
49:12And your dad got too stoned
49:14Yeah, that one's got a stick
49:16You broke me to pieces
49:19But I root for you even
49:21Though everything went up in flames
49:25I'll never forget how I bloomed for your gaze
49:31To your wall of guitars
49:33All your video games
49:35All your video games
49:39All your video games
49:45Pick up your phrases
49:47Now I say it's aces
49:50But it always sounds so fake
49:54I wonder if your tongue is turning over
49:59Anything I used to say
50:04It's getting darker
50:06So I turn you down
50:08But I can't turn you up
50:12So long as I live
50:15I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
50:20And your video games
50:22The look on your face when you turned 26
50:27And your dad got too stoned
50:30Yeah, that one's gonna stick
50:32You broke me to pieces
50:34But I root for you even
50:37Though everything went up in flames
50:40I'll never forget how I bloomed for your gaze
50:46And your wall of guitars
50:48All your video games
50:50All your video games
50:54All your video games
51:23At least I'm treading water
51:26You're not about to drown
51:28I'm not trying to find you
51:31Baby, you're just around
51:33Everything reminds me
51:35Are you even now?
51:37Even now?
51:39Even now?
51:41As long as I live
51:43I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
51:48And your video games
51:50Fire in my gut
51:52That I've chased ever since
51:55You set the bar
51:58You're gonna stick
52:28I know
52:29You can only go
52:29About the wannabe
52:29To find this
52:29Oh, man
52:29If I walk
52:30Go
52:30To me
52:34Go
52:35Go
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