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مسلسل Fisk مترجم - Episode 3
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00:20No, I'm doing juice.
00:22You want juice?
00:23What?
00:24Juice.
00:25You want juice?
00:26No, and don't use the juice.
00:29So you're awake, Helen.
00:30What?
00:56Morning, Helen.
00:57How was your weekend?
00:59Yeah.
00:59Good, thanks.
01:00What'd you get up to?
01:01Um, made some pretty good soup.
01:04That's nice.
01:06Yeah.
01:07Brought the leftovers for lunch.
01:08Good for you.
01:11Is that all?
01:13I don't know.
01:14Do you have any questions for me about my weekend?
01:18No, I don't think so.
01:22All right, Ben.
01:25All right, Ben.
01:26What was that about?
01:27Maybe she wanted some of your soup.
01:30Maybe.
01:31It's a pretty good soup.
01:36Hey, Fisk, you busy?
01:38Oh, I feel like that's a trick question.
01:40If I say no, you'll wonder why I'm not busy.
01:42If I say yes, you'll think I'm rude, because I'm saying, get out of my office, I'm busy.
01:45Finished?
01:46Yep.
01:46There's a Popovich coming in at 11.
01:48I want you to take it.
01:49A whatovich?
01:50Popovich.
01:51Might want to hide your purse.
01:53Purse?
01:54I'm not an old woman.
01:55Who says purse?
01:56Raymond, I need you to hide my purse.
01:58So there's a Popovich coming in.
02:04I don't really know about the social.
02:06It's on the beach.
02:07Yeah.
02:08Oh.
02:13Hey, don't look now.
02:15I think there's a clown at your reception.
02:17Is it someone's birthday?
02:18No, I said don't.
02:19Don't look now.
02:20That's Eileen Popovich.
02:21Is here at 11 o'clock?
02:22Is she circus folk?
02:24Fun.
02:26All right.
02:31That's Popovich.
02:32So I do understand, unfortunately, I...
02:41Sorry, I think you accidentally dropped the spoon into your purse.
02:46Pardon?
02:47Never mind.
02:49What I was saying, the problem is I can't grant you power of attorney without your mother being present.
02:54But she's demented.
02:55Right, and is that why you want this authority, so that you can make decisions about her health and well
02:59-being?
03:00No, no.
03:01I need to make the decisions about the money.
03:03She can't be trusted.
03:05She's demented.
03:06Okay, well, whether your mother is demented or has dementia, which I believe is the preferred way of saying it,
03:12I can't do anything...
03:14We...
03:14I'm saying we need to...
03:16That's my...
03:17That's my diary.
03:18So, did you want to make another appointment?
03:20Yes.
03:21Let's make another appointment.
03:22Yeah.
03:23And then you can give me power of attorney.
03:25Well, get your mother in, and you can just help yourself to some free stationery items to go with your
03:31free teaspoon.
03:46Hey.
03:47Hello, Helen.
03:49Hello, Ros.
03:50How's your morning been?
03:51Good, thanks.
03:53Sorry, did you want to use the microwave?
03:55No, no, I'm just saying hello, having a friendly chat.
03:58There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
04:00Sorry, I just thought we already had our chat this morning.
04:03Remember, in reception, about the soup and the weekend and stuff.
04:07There's no statute of limitations on friendly chit-chat, Helen.
04:11Put a cover on that before we put it in the microwave?
04:14Will do.
04:27Good morning, fine sir.
04:29I'm looking for one Miss Helen Tudor-Fisk.
04:32Nice office.
04:33I'm just going to put a few of these down.
04:36I'm doing a festival nearby.
04:38You might want to come.
04:39Here, have one for yourself.
04:40Tell your friends.
04:41Because we need to ticket sales to go up as well a little bit.
04:46Hey, there's a guy called William in reception to see you.
04:49He says he knows you.
04:50Oh, not William Ford.
04:51He just said William.
04:52Handsome black guy?
04:53I don't know.
04:54You don't know if he's black or you don't know if he's handsome?
04:56Both.
04:56I don't see colour.
04:58Or handsome.
04:59Do you see age?
05:00How old do you reckon he was?
05:02Pretty old.
05:02I reckon maybe like 40.
05:04Wow, that's so old.
05:06Did he seem up himself?
05:07Yes, definitely.
05:08He called me fine, sir.
05:11Fisk, I just met your ex-husband in reception.
05:14He's quite the good-looking rooster.
05:16Hmm.
05:23Helen.
05:24Nah.
05:25Nah.
05:26Come on.
05:27Out of here.
05:28Okay.
05:32A little friendly hug.
05:35Why are you here?
05:35What do you want?
05:36Oh, God, that's my boss.
05:37Get over here.
05:38Lovely to see you too, Helen.
05:39I'm actually here for the literary festival.
05:41I have some complimentary passes.
05:44Oh, please.
05:44As if.
05:45No.
05:46Quickly.
05:46What do you need?
05:46Well, I was going through a few things, and I found this.
05:49I ordered it for your birthday last year, but, well, you know.
05:51Yeah, then you left me for an older woman.
05:53I remember.
05:53To be fair, Hells, you're an older woman.
05:55Oh, I'm not 63.
05:57God, you two are like Harold and Mort.
05:59Oh, that's showing your age.
06:00Oh, there is.
06:03Oh.
06:04Okay, well, now I feel bad.
06:06That is really nice.
06:07It is, isn't it?
06:08Hey, can we get a coffee?
06:09There's a few things I need to talk to you about.
06:10No, I can't.
06:11Hells, please, can we get a coffee?
06:13I just want to get a coffee.
06:13I can't.
06:14I'm banned.
06:15Oh, of course you are.
06:16Did you suggest it should be a limit of three takeaways per customer?
06:19No, but that should absolutely be the rule, especially during busy periods.
06:22Oh, I know.
06:22Did you suggest to the barista that it's easy to froth and talk at the same time?
06:25No, but again, that's not an unreasonable suggestion, you know.
06:27I'm not saying you can't chat to the customers, but just keep the line moving.
06:30Talk and froth, people.
06:31Talk and froth.
06:31Oh, no, I know.
06:32Did you tell him that he's...
06:33Hey, hey.
06:34Did you just get some takeaways?
06:36Yeah, okay.
06:38Oh, hey, I don't have my wallet.
06:40There you go.
06:41Use my money.
06:44It's your favourite.
06:45I'll pay you back.
06:46Oh, I bet.
06:53I think it would be a terrific way to cut through.
06:56People love videos on the internet.
06:58Yeah, I'm not sure people love probate law videos.
07:01Maybe if we did a cat video or...
07:03Ray, I was just saying, I think Gruber and Gruber should do a promotional video.
07:07Maybe with a cat in it.
07:08I'd be doing anything for Gruber and Gruber.
07:10Just found out we can't trade under that name while you're suspended.
07:13Can you get on to that, George?
07:14Knock one of those Grubers off for me, mate.
07:16Oh, no.
07:17You'll need a ladder.
07:18You might want to start with the second one.
07:20Otherwise, it'd be Anne Gruber, which would look ridiculous.
07:26Yeah, I know.
07:27I know.
07:27I know.
07:28It's our dream.
07:33I want shared custody of Arthur.
07:37Okay.
07:37It's Artie.
07:39And how would that work?
07:40You live in Sydney.
07:41Well, six months on, six months off.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:45You're serious?
07:47Well, you just took him.
07:48We never discussed it.
07:49Yeah, he's my dog.
07:50What, you can't be content with just taking the house?
07:53And my self-esteem?
07:54Oh, you don't get it.
07:55I'm an artist.
07:56He is my muse.
07:58Well, he's a pretty shit muse.
07:59You haven't written anything for ten years.
08:01Hurtful.
08:02All right, there hasn't been another novel,
08:03but I've been doing a lot of poetry.
08:06There's been some journaling.
08:07I'm doing a lot of talks at the library.
08:09Wow.
08:09All inspired by my dog.
08:11Our dog.
08:12I bought him, remember?
08:13For me.
08:13You bought him for me.
08:15With my money.
08:19Still got my wallet?
08:23Oh.
08:24Sorry, I forgot.
08:27Can I get the receipt?
08:29I can claim it.
08:30It's a business.
08:34Gentle.
08:35Gentle.
08:36Is that a butter knife?
08:39Hello, Helen.
08:40Oh.
08:41Hello, Ros.
08:42How's the weather out there?
08:43It's very good, thanks.
08:45And how is the weather with you?
08:47What does that mean?
08:49Have you chipped that?
08:52Only exterior.
08:56Yeah, but why do I have to do chit-chat every time I pass her in the office?
09:00It's a tiny office.
09:01Well, because it's polite.
09:02It's what people do, Helen.
09:03Well, sorry, mate.
09:03I don't have that much chit-chat.
09:05Yeah, of course you do.
09:06No.
09:07Well, you could ask, how'd you sleep last night, or what's on for the weekend, or...
09:11Have you got any suggestions, Graeme?
09:13Did you know that many European countries enjoy their main meal of the day at lunchtime?
09:18No, no, that's not chit-chat.
09:19That's like, that's a fun fact.
09:21That's more just a fact, mate.
09:22You see, it's got to be casual, like, oh, I noticed you're drinking Earl Grey tea.
09:26How delicious.
09:26But, have you tried French Earl Grey?
09:28Because it's a little more subtle.
09:29See?
09:30Okay, let me try again.
09:31Did you know that wombat poo is square?
09:34No, stop.
09:34See?
09:34You can't start with, did you know, because that's not chit-chat.
09:38Isn't that poo really square?
09:39Guys, I'm actually quite tired.
09:41Do you mind if I go to bed?
09:42Oh, yeah, of course.
09:44Actually, you do look very tired, sweetie.
09:45You should go to bed.
09:51It's just you're on my bed, because I'm sleeping on your sofa, which is very kind of you.
09:55Yeah.
09:55But it means you have to get out of my room, and I'm sending you to bed, but...
10:00Ah, go to bed.
10:02You're like toddlers.
10:03Go on.
10:07There you go, boys.
10:08Ready?
10:09Go.
10:12That's my good eye.
10:14Good boy.
10:24Come on in.
10:25Let me show you around.
10:27Here at Gruber and Associates, we specialise in wills and probate.
10:31Whether you're looking for a will or a Helen...
10:33Helen.
10:35Morning, Roz.
10:37Did you sleep well?
10:38Get out of my shot.
10:39Keep moving.
10:40I'm working.
10:41Keep walking.
10:41Go, go, go.
10:42Out.
10:43I slept very well.
10:45Morning, George.
10:46Always good to chat.
10:47Start again.
10:48Here.
10:50Don't look at yourself, Roz.
10:51Look at the barrel.
10:52Down the barrel.
10:53Is that there or there?
10:54I think it's there.
11:00All right.
11:01Just got a couple of teas for you there if you need a spoon.
11:04There's probably one in your bag from last time.
11:07And I might just take that back to reception, I think, Mrs Popovich.
11:10No, find escapees.
11:12Yeah.
11:12Yeah, well, I found it.
11:13I'm keeping it.
11:17Okay, hide that.
11:19What are they?
11:19Who put these here?
11:20The old guy, the fine sir guy.
11:22Ask if they want to put those in.
11:23No way.
11:24That's not happening.
11:26Oh, Helen.
11:27Yeah?
11:28Can you frisk Mrs Popovich?
11:29I think she's got the lucky waving can in her pocket.
11:31No, I'm not going to cavity search an old woman.
11:34Cavity search?
11:34It's not in a prison, Popovich.
11:42All right.
11:44Okay.
11:46Find this, yes.
11:48Sure.
11:49Knock yourself out.
11:50You can have all those.
11:51Now, Mrs Popovich, have you agreed to grant your daughter power of attorney?
11:54Yes, she has.
11:55Okay, now, she's just said she hasn't.
11:57She doesn't understand.
11:58Let me tell her.
12:00Okay.
12:00I'm getting power of attorney today, Mother.
12:03Remember?
12:03We agreed.
12:05Okay.
12:06Do you understand what power of attorney means, Mrs Popovich?
12:10Yes, I do.
12:11She wants my money because she's addicted to the eBay.
12:15Do you know what eBay is?
12:17It's the devil's department store.
12:19Don't say that about eBay.
12:23Only...
12:24Oh, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
12:26Can't have that.
12:27That's my fine.
12:27I like the dog.
12:29Well, you know what?
12:29You can have the dog.
12:30I don't care about that bit.
12:31There you go.
12:33Find us, keep us.
12:35Is that your dog?
12:36Yeah, that's my dog.
12:36Best dog in the world.
12:37That's Artie.
12:38I used to have a dog.
12:39Oh.
12:40No.
12:40No, she didn't.
12:41Okay.
12:42Okay.
12:42Eileen, do you have a medical certificate that says your mother has dementia?
12:46Yes.
12:46Okay, well, can I see that?
12:49No, she ate it.
12:50I didn't.
12:51You did, Mother.
12:52You just don't remember.
12:53Okay, let's just stop for a minute.
12:55Can I ask your mother a question?
12:56Do you know what day it is today, Mrs Popovich?
12:58No, she doesn't.
12:59I'm not asking.
13:00Just let her answer.
13:01Tuesday.
13:02Good.
13:03Okay, now, was that just a lucky guess?
13:04Yes.
13:05Okay.
13:06She thinks every day is Tuesday.
13:11Do you make many conference calls, Mrs Popovich?
13:15Mm-hmm.
13:15All right.
13:16Are you calling lots of people?
13:18Mm-hmm.
13:19Pope Francis.
13:21Is he a good friend?
13:22Mm-hmm.
13:23Yes.
13:27Let's have a look, right?
13:29Come on in.
13:30Let me show you around.
13:31Need a will?
13:32You've come to the right place.
13:34Here at Gruber and Associates, we specialize in wills and probate.
13:38And this, right here, is our state of the heart meeting room.
13:43And yes, you heard me right.
13:45I said state of the heart.
13:47Jesus, Ros, I've got motion sickness.
13:49Well, I had to film it myself.
13:51Yeah, I'm glad you're keeping busy, but the problem is you can't be the face of the company.
13:54Fine then, you do it.
13:55I can't do it either.
13:57Our whole angle is the mature lady.
13:59It has to be a woman.
14:00Ask Viz to do it.
14:01Helen cannot be the face.
14:03Why not?
14:03She's a woman.
14:04She's got a face.
14:05Raymond, she always looks unhappy.
14:07She never smiles.
14:08No, I think it's just that thing.
14:11What's it called?
14:12Angry lady face.
14:14You mean bitchy resting face.
14:15Exactly.
14:16What you're doing now.
14:19Your hair looks beautiful in this, by the way.
14:21It does.
14:23That's your invoice?
14:24Invoice, yes.
14:25Put it in the post.
14:27We enjoy getting post.
14:29No.
14:29He waits and they can't leave without paying a bill.
14:32They're not allowed.
14:32Where's the other one gone?
14:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:35Mrs. Topovich, I want to take that from you.
14:37Just make her take it.
14:38Oh, come on.
14:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
14:40Ah, ah, that doesn't go anywhere.
14:42No.
14:42Don't take the yellow thing.
14:44She needs to...
14:45Yeah.
14:46She needs to pay that before she leaves.
14:49No.
14:50No, but you don't take the furniture, okay?
14:54No, no, no.
14:56Really?
14:57I like these.
14:58Do you?
14:59Finders keepers.
15:01Do you want me to give me a hand,
15:03or are you protecting the pamphlets?
15:04Yeah, I have to protect this area.
15:07You can protect me from the Daryl Lee ladies?
15:37Oh, I really don't want to be on camera, Roz.
15:39Oh, well, I don't want you to be on camera either, but by the time I jazz it up with
15:43some music
15:44and graphics will hardly notice you, so here, try and have a read.
15:48Try selling it to me.
15:50Here we go.
15:51And action.
15:54At Gruber & Associates, we specialise in wills and probate.
15:57Whether you need to make a will or you've lost a loved one...
15:59Let me stop you there.
15:59Let me stop you.
16:01What is...
16:01I mean, you look angry or is it annoyed?
16:04What is that?
16:04It's just my face.
16:05It's just my face.
16:07Try smiling.
16:09Add some teeth.
16:11Take the teeth away.
16:13No, now you just look constipated.
16:15Well, I eat a lot of cheese, Roz, so...
16:19That's what happens.
16:31May?
16:32Graham?
16:34What?
16:34Hang on.
16:35Shh, shh, shh.
16:36I can't...
16:37Graham, tell me to shush.
16:38I can't hear you.
16:39What are you saying?
16:41When?
16:42No, how long ago?
16:45Okay.
16:46Graham, are you crying?
16:47Okay, just calm down.
16:49Take a breath.
16:51Okay, yeah, I'm leaving the office now, all right?
16:53Just hang on.
16:54I'll call you back.
16:56Well, my portrait can stay up.
16:58It doesn't say I'm partner.
16:59Graham, can I go, please?
17:01I have to...
17:02Oh, hi, Roz.
17:04How's your afternoon going?
17:05How's the weather outside?
17:06Are you drinking tea?
17:07Oh, it's that Earl Grey tea.
17:08Have you tried French Earl Grey tea?
17:09I believe it's a little more subtle and therefore delicious.
17:11It's deliciously subtle, yeah.
17:12You having a stroke?
17:13No.
17:14Do you know...
17:14George, do you think she's stroking out?
17:16I'm not.
17:17I'm chatting.
17:17You're really not.
17:18What's the problem?
17:19Can I please leave early?
17:20Holly, I have a family emergency.
17:22Yes.
17:22Go.
17:23Please.
17:27Do you have any plans for this evening, Earl?
17:29Go.
17:29Yep.
17:35To the left.
17:37Drop it.
17:42Mate, it's me.
17:43What's happening?
17:43I couldn't understand a word Graham said.
17:45I'm so sorry, Helen.
17:46He said it was only going to be a half an hour.
17:48Oh, my God.
17:49Have you got me on speakerphone?
17:50One of you speak at a time.
17:51I can't...
17:51May, you talk.
17:52He said he was only going to be in town for a couple of days
17:54and he wanted to take Artie for a walk.
17:56It was William.
17:57Yeah, she knows it was William.
17:58Yeah, he was wearing a checked shirt.
17:59No, I would have said planned.
18:00He looked very handsome.
18:01I don't care what he was wearing.
18:03Just what time was it?
18:04When did he take him?
18:05Oh, about three hours ago.
18:06Four hours ago.
18:07Okay, it's fine.
18:08It's fine.
18:08I know where he's going to be.
18:09No, I think it was more like three.
18:11Helen?
18:12Helen?
18:13Oh, I think she's dropped out.
18:15You'll have to call her back.
18:48Now, Akiko, your poetry has been made into a film.
18:53Can you speak to that experience?
18:55The film was a dialogue between a mother and her unborn child.
19:01Helen.
19:02Helen.
19:02Helen.
19:03Helen.
19:03My poems were used as the thoughts of the fetus.
19:08Helen.
19:09What a beautiful idea.
19:10Go on.
19:11Helen.
19:12Sorry.
19:13Helen.
19:13Yes, ma'am.
19:14We got in for free.
19:15Did you?
19:16No, I lost my train of thought.
19:19Take a moment while I turn to William.
19:22William, your book has won a lot of awards.
19:25Was it 14 in total?
19:27It was actually 15, Lindy, if you include the FUBA,
19:32the favorite Ukrainian book award.
19:34Apparently, I'm very popular in the Ukraine.
19:41Well, I think we've just found the promo for our podcast.
19:47I'm sorry, madam.
19:48We will do questions at the end.
19:50William, could you talk about the process?
19:53Madam, could you please put your hand down?
19:56Where's my dog?
19:57Quite the existential question, but as I am this session's interlocutor,
20:03what I'd like to know is...
20:04William, where's my dog?
20:06Shh.
20:07You shush.
20:07Valerie, have we called security?
20:10He's my dog.
20:10Where is he?
20:11I want him back.
20:12It's still Tuesday.
20:13Well done, Mrs. Popp.
20:14It is Tuesday.
20:15Madam.
20:16Yeah, all right.
20:17Valerie, is it?
20:18Well, I might take this opportunity to continue the conversation.
20:22You all right, will you go first?
20:24Perhaps to help us reset, I might ask Akiko if you would improvise one of your famous haikus for us.
20:33He's a dog thief.
20:34Why don't you put that in your podcast?
20:36Asshole.
20:37Not you, Lindy.
20:39Not you, Akiko.
20:41Just you.
20:42Julia, I'm going, Valerie.
20:43Go.
20:44Ready.
20:45Oh, shush off.
20:46Oh, we are in for a real treat, everyone.
20:50Disruption.
20:51Thunder-faced woman.
20:54Shouting crazy, where's my dog?
20:58Lady, please, get out.
21:02Bye.
21:15Enjoy the rest.
21:21Artie.
21:23It's Artie.
21:24Oh.
21:26It's wine.
21:31He's running through nice things.
21:33He's doing so.
21:34Right.
21:36Right.
21:42Right.
21:43Right.
21:44Right.
21:47And did you want the milk?
21:48No.
21:49Thanks.
21:57Would you like some honey, sweetie?
21:59Fine, thank you. Thanks, mate.
22:00Oh, I'm so sorry about Artie, Helen.
22:03It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
22:04He had a good life.
22:06He's not dead, Graham.
22:20Hey, Helen.
22:21Hey, Webmaster.
22:22Roz asked me to film that video with you today.
22:25Yeah, fine. Whatever. Just come and get me when you're ready.
22:33Losing a loved one is always difficult.
22:36They can be stolen away without warning.
22:39And when that happens, it can be hard to find the energy to do anything but be sad.
22:43Hmm.
22:44And that's where Gruber & Associates can help.
22:47We take care of business so you can take time to grieve.
22:51Now, imagine when I put some music on that, something in a minor key.
22:55Play it again, George.
22:57Hello, I'm Helen Tudor Fisk.
22:59And here at Gruber & Associates, we specialise in wills and probate.
23:05Is it going to be music or annoying humming?
23:08And what about the cat? I thought you said there was going to be a cat.
23:18Hey, Helen. Popovich alert. Popovich alert. Come quickly. I can't leave this fish.
23:22Oh, my favourite.
23:25Finders keepers.
23:26Oh, Mrs Popovich. I'm going to take that. Thank you.
23:29Hello.
23:29Hello, Helen. It's Wednesday.
23:31I know.
23:32I found something for you.
23:34Okay. She's got a strong grip.
23:36Are you taking the cactus?
23:37Yes. Okay, Whitney.
23:38Okay.
23:44What?
23:45It's Artie!
23:48And a lovely stool.
23:51I found them at the festival.
23:53Aww.
23:54Hey, Artie.
23:55Finders keepers.
23:56Finders keepers.
24:00Finders keepers.
24:03Say, baby.
24:06Hello.
24:07Look at this.
24:08No, no.
24:08No, no, no.
24:12Bye.
24:13Do you know what the night seems like a tomorrow night?
24:16Bye.
24:17Bye.
24:17Bye.
24:18Bye.
24:19Bye.
24:22Bye.
24:41Hello, I'm Helen Tudor Fisk, and here at Grubin Associates, we specialise in wills and probate.
24:50Losing a loved one is always difficult. They can be stolen away without warning.
24:56And when that happens, it can be hard to find the energy to do anything but be sad.
25:02And that's where Grubin Associates can help.
25:15We take care of business, so you can take time to grieve.
25:31Grubin Associates
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