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Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!
New episode drops every Saturday night. This vodcast is produced by GMA Network’s YouLol Originals. Subscribe to @YouLolGMA on Youtube to access all Kapuso comedy content.
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Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!
New episode drops every Saturday night. This vodcast is produced by GMA Network’s YouLol Originals. Subscribe to @YouLolGMA on Youtube to access all Kapuso comedy content.
Follow us on:
Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Spotify
Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Apple-Podcasts
YouTube Music: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-YouTube-Music
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:04Let's go back to the story of your artist.
00:07Because we knew that how many times you rejected your artist.
00:13But the plot twist is that you were a artist.
00:16Yes.
00:18What did you do?
00:20What did you do?
00:22What did you do for your step by step?
00:24To discover your artist.
00:27Oh my God.
00:28When you watched the interview of artists,
00:30how did you start?
00:31I went to the mall,
00:33I got a credit card.
00:35Credit card.
00:37I got a calling card,
00:38I got a audition,
00:39blah, blah.
00:39So in my head,
00:40as a Caviteño 16-year-old,
00:43the only way to become artist,
00:45is either audition for
00:47Starstruck,
00:49Dream,
00:53Believe,
00:55Survive,
00:55survivor ako.
00:57So,
00:57gusto mong masabi yung katagang,
00:59I'm Charisse Solomon,
01:01watch out,
01:01I'm gonna be a star.
01:03Wait,
01:04bakit hindi natin pabanggit natin sa kanya ngayon?
01:06Hindi natin.
01:06Naluluha ako.
01:07Anong sasabihin?
01:07Tignan na.
01:08I'm, ano, Fonzie,
01:10watch out,
01:10I'm gonna be a star.
01:12Sige.
01:12Takatirin ka sa camera.
01:13Dream,
01:14survive.
01:15Oh my God,
01:16this is my 16-year-old dream.
01:18Ready?
01:19May paharap yun, di ba?
01:20Oo.
01:21Okay, dito po yung camera,
01:22Fonzie ah.
01:23Okay.
01:23Five, six, seven.
01:24Parang sangyawa tayo na.
01:26Ba't sangyaw?
01:27Okay.
01:28Okay.
01:29Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:31Lights, camera,
01:32action.
01:34I'm Fonzie,
01:35and I'm here to be a star.
01:37Mali ang line.
01:39Kaya pala natanggal eh.
01:42Watch out.
01:42Watch out.
01:43I'm Fonzie.
01:43Watch out.
01:44I'm gonna be a star.
01:45Dream, believe, survive.
01:47Starstruck.
01:48Di ba mahiyain pa yung mga...
01:49Ay, hindi.
01:50Hindi kami mahiyain to.
01:52Kaya ka natanggal.
01:53Oh my God.
01:54Sige, sige, sige, sige.
01:55Ayan.
01:56Dapat makapal.
01:57Dapat makapal.
01:57Okay, sound.
01:58Isipin mo.
01:59Isipin mo lang na
02:00makapal yung foundation mo dito.
02:02Ganon.
02:03Ganon.
02:04Halika pa rito.
02:06Okay.
02:07Okay, sound.
02:09Lights, camera, action.
02:12I'm Fonzie.
02:13Watch out.
02:14I'm gonna be a star.
02:16Dream.
02:17Believe.
02:19Survive.
02:21Starstruck.
02:23In fairness, sa mukha ni Fonzie,
02:26pag rumihistro siya,
02:28artistang artista ka talaga, Fonzie.
02:32Wait lang.
02:33Hindi ko pala natuloy yung mall, mall, mall.
02:35Okay.
02:36Ayan, ayan, ayan.
02:36Dino tayo sa mall.
02:37So, ito nga.
02:38So, ang ginagawa ko nung college ako,
02:40ireg ako.
02:41So, ako namimili ng schedule ko.
02:43May napili akong one time
02:45na may three hours akong...
02:46Gap.
02:47Gap.
02:48So, from La Saldasma,
02:50ang pinakamalapit na mall sa amin is
02:52SM Palapala.
02:53So, pag naglakad ako sa SM Palapala,
02:55may...
02:55may mga Mr. M ba dito?
02:57Parang wala naman.
02:58Parang...
02:59Tinahanap si Mr. M.
03:00Sa SM Palapala.
03:01Mas na-chanta ako dito.
03:02Baka first time lang marinig ni Mr. M yan.
03:05So, ang ginagawa ko,
03:06nage-FX ako,
03:07papunta ng ATC.
03:08Nakakahiya.
03:10Tapos ATC ako,
03:11tapos lakad ako ng lakad doon.
03:13Naka-foundation.
03:14Oo.
03:15Everbilena.
03:17Kasi,
03:19na parang two shades lighter.
03:21And then,
03:22wala pang blending-blending.
03:23Tapos,
03:24ganyan yung buho ko.
03:25Ay, sorry.
03:26Ang bagi!
03:27Ahoy!
03:27Sabi ka naman!
03:29Orange.
03:30Orange.
03:30Kaya palang tanong ka sa akin,
03:31lagi ka nagpapakulin na...
03:33Oo.
03:33Okay, go.
03:34Mukha kang pospuro noon,
03:35di ba?
03:37Sorry.
03:38Hindi naman.
03:40Yung itsura ko parang,
03:41in my head,
03:42I'm the shit.
03:44Oo.
03:44So cool.
03:45I'm fire.
03:46Naka-makeup ako,
03:46tapos,
03:47yung buho ko.
03:49Lakad ako ng lakad doon,
03:50parang in my head,
03:51may makaka-discover sa akin.
03:52Hindi ito may makaka-discover.
03:54So, parang mga dalawang taon ako nagkagana.
03:57Moa!
03:58Glorietta!
04:00Tapos, dumating na yung time na nauso na yung
04:02casting group sa Facebook.
04:04Ano yung casting group?
04:05So, may mga group siya,
04:06tapos mag-aano na parang looking for ganyan-ganyan.
04:09Sinimalaya!
04:10Puta kayo dito!
04:11Okay, okay.
04:13Tapos,
04:13nag-audition ako sa,
04:15marami akong kwento dito.
04:17Pero ito yung tumatak sa akin.
04:19Nakalagay dito,
04:20wala akong kapera-pera nito as in...
04:22Zero.
04:23Zero.
04:24Sabi ko, Lord, please,
04:25kailangan ko ng rocket
04:27kahit back-up dancer
04:29kasi dancer naman ako nung college.
04:31Weh!
04:32Di kami naniniwala.
04:34Patingin niya.
04:35Uy! Uy!
04:37Uy!
04:38Uy!
04:38Ang binis kahusap!
04:40Uy!
04:43Tiyaka hindi ba isa ay tsura niya yung step?
04:49Uy!
04:53Uy!
04:54I'm like this!
04:56I'm committed to the instructions.
05:00That's why you can really make a card.
05:02We're looking for backup dancers.
05:05When it comes to the dancers,
05:06they're going to audition.
05:10I think I'm going to do it.
05:12I'm going to stretch.
05:13They're going to be 20.
05:16Then they'll meet each other.
05:19They're like,
05:19I'm like that, I'm like that.
05:21Their dancing is...
05:23It's hard.
05:24It's not like that.
05:27My background is that I'm a dancer from college.
05:31Hi, I'm Aldrich.
05:32I used to dance in my school.
05:35Everyone knows everything.
05:37The female caster is coming.
05:39I know you guys are auditioning to be backup dancers,
05:42but we're still going to consider how you look on cam.
05:45So some of you will not make the cut.
05:47Sir, thank you.
05:49The rest...
05:50I'm like, sir, thank you.
05:53The rest...
05:53I'm so nervous.
05:55I'm so nervous.
05:56I'm nervous.
05:58I'm nervous.
05:59I'm nervous.
06:00Guys, I don't want to...
06:04I'm a backup dancer who I was auditioning.
06:06I don't know how to do it.
06:08I'm nervous.
06:09I'm nervous.
06:09Really listen to me.
06:11Ay, me 100.
06:14That's crazy.
06:16This one is possible.
06:19That's one one movie that were the ones.
06:21That's really cool.
06:24The panel.
06:25I thought, I was waiting for you to come out before starting.
06:28And one of them, not as a backup dancer, as a model,
06:32it was when she auditioned.
06:33She took off the bag.
06:35So, I wanted to...
06:36Excuse me.
06:37Sorry.
06:38Then, it's like a slow motion.
06:45Plot twist.
06:47This brand that rejected me,
06:50I got as a collaborator of this tiktoker.
06:54Tapos, sabi niyo na,
06:55Afones, itong brand na to, gustong-gusto ka, ganyan-ganyan.
06:58Tapos, alam niyo po ba ni-reject niyo ako dati?
07:00Ganyan-ganyan.
07:07Grabe.
07:10Tsaka, ang sakit ng pagkakasabi.
07:12Yung suave lang, pero rock and roll.
07:15Oo.
07:16Oo.
07:17Ito pa.
07:18Gusto niyo ba ng isang...
07:18Hindi ito masyadong masakit.
07:20Medyo nakakatawa.
07:21Looking back, nakakatawa siya.
07:23Ganun din.
07:24Ito naman, QC.
07:25Malapit.
07:25Nasaan ba tayo?
07:26Basta, malapit siya.
07:27Sa E. Rodriguez.
07:28QC pa rin tayo.
07:29QC pa rin.
07:29Sa E. Rodriguez.
07:30Ganun na audition-audition ako.
07:32Isang role naman sa TV na...
07:36Ayun, lalaking katulong.
07:37Parang butler.
07:38Ganyan.
07:38Okay, okay.
07:39Boy-boy, oh.
07:40Parang ganyan.
07:41Tapos, nakahelera na naman kami isa-isa.
07:44Oh, shit.
07:45May mga pictures, di ba?
07:47Kailangan mo magdala ng picture sa audition.
07:49Wala akong picture.
07:50Nagpa-picture ako sa Tronix.
07:52Ah.
07:53Familiar kayo sa Tronix?
07:54Yes.
07:54Yung Tronix kasi sobrang ina-edit nila yung skin and all.
07:58So parang band paper.
08:00Ah.
08:00Yung picture ko, two by two.
08:02Di ba dapat headshot?
08:04Ha.
08:05Ganyan.
08:06Kasi dumaan pa talaga ako ng Tronix sa Ayala MRT para doon.
08:10Ganyan.
08:16Sino to?
08:17Hargo.
08:18Hargo.
08:19Ako po.
08:20Huwag nyo ka na-edit yung itura nyo.
08:23Ang layo sa itura nyo.
08:25Oh, God.
08:26Catfish.
08:27Apat kaming natanggar.
08:28Oh.
08:32Apat naman kami natanggar.
08:34So.
08:34So mahilig ka.
08:35Mahilig ka talaga mag-audition.
08:37So Starzak, di mo na try mag-audition?
08:39Hindi.
08:40Kasi yan medyo alam ko na na-ekis ako dyan.
08:43Okay.
08:44Bakit?
08:44Teka lang.
08:45Bakit?
08:46Kasi noon yung mga nakakasama talaga sa Starzak.
08:49Mga Mark Harris.
08:50Anong batch ba dapat balak mo mag-audition?
08:54Batch ni Aljur.
08:56Parang sya ata yung...
08:57Batch ko yun.
08:59Batch nyo?
09:00Batch ko yun.
09:01Cut.
09:01Pakitan nung ulit.
09:02Anong batch?
09:05Pag batch ko, batch ni Charisse, hindi batch ni Aljur.
09:08Ayun.
09:08Charisse!
09:12Batch!
09:12Batch!
09:12Batch!
09:13So batch 4.
09:14Feeling ko.
09:15Hindi yung ano lang yung parang ako, yung nasa edad na ako, parang kaya ko nang pumunta dun.
09:21Pero iturahan talaga yung ano dun, di ba?
09:23Ang labanan.
09:23Labanan.
09:24Skills din.
09:26Hindi.
09:26Well, kukwento ko sa'yo ha.
09:28Oh go.
09:28Medyo ganyan din yung story.
09:29Mabilis lang.
09:30Go lang.
09:30So, ang titles that time, the next level kasi yun eh, apat ang mananalo.
09:35Sabi ko, wow, more chances of winning.
09:37Totoo.
09:38Ultimate sweetheart.
09:39So love team yan, automatic.
09:40Ay, ultimate love team.
09:42So baba yung lalaki.
09:44Tapos ultimate sweetheart, ultimate hunk.
09:47Mm-hmm.
09:48So ang goal ko, ayoko na love team, sweetheart ako.
09:52So, wala namang ultimate comedian.
09:55Ah.
09:56Diba?
09:56So, ganda-gandahan ako yung.
09:59Bago man nun ka, oh.
10:01Nagpapaganda ko eh.
10:02Nagmamaganda ko.
10:03Tapos yung nilagay ka, parang mga iwa mo to.
10:06Aha.
10:06Kasi ano ako nun, malaki boobs ko.
10:09Sexy.
10:10Payat na bata.
10:11Payat na malaki boobs.
10:13Ganun.
10:13So nialagay ako ka-level ni iwa.
10:16Aha.
10:16So, parang ganun.
10:17Ganun yung gustong gawin.
10:19Ayun, natanggal ako.
10:22Kasi, hindi talaga ako pang magandahan eh.
10:25Pero umabot kasama diba?
10:27Top 20 lang ako.
10:28Oh.
10:28Yun yung si nine.
10:30Tapos apat din kami natanggal.
10:33Barkada ko lahat yung abad.
10:35Ang ganda yan yung may kasama ka sa ano?
10:37Elevator pagbaba.
10:38Hindi.
10:39Ito nga.
10:41Hindi yung katulad ng, mag-isa ka na ito, sag-i-slow mo ang lahat.
10:44Hindi.
10:45Ito nga.
10:46Natanggal ako, Raha Suleiman, Chinese New Year.
10:50Tapos, binalik ako wildcard.
10:53Ito na.
10:54Eh, anong gagawin mo?
10:55Kanta o sayaw?
10:56Habi ko, both.
10:57Both?
10:58Oo.
10:59Sumasama ba kumakanta?
11:00To the left, to the left.
11:01Yun pa yun.
11:03May may elbow ka na isa.
11:04Aha.
11:05So na-elbow ko siya.
11:06Pam.
11:06Nakabalik ako.
11:08Ito na, magtatanggalan ulit after one week.
11:10Okay.
11:10Chinese New Year.
11:11Natanggal ako ulit.
11:13New Year.
11:13Galawang New Year.
11:14Ah, parang, ang malas-malas ko.
11:16Umiyak ako.
11:17Sabi ko, shit, wala na mangyayari sa akin.
11:19Ganun.
11:20Ngayon, pag batch 4, Charis Solomon.
11:22Hindi.
11:23Totoo.
11:25Eme.
11:25Best Comedy.
11:26Ay!
11:27Actress.
11:28Best Comedy Actress.
11:29Hindi talaga para sa, pag di para sa'yo, hindi para sa'yo.
11:33Totoo.
11:34Ano nga naman ako mananalo sa Chris Bernal, tsaka Jewel Mish.
11:37Diba?
11:38Sa pagandahan ah.
11:40Pero, it really taught you a lot of lesson.
11:43Oo.
11:43Diba?
11:44Tsaka yung audition itself is an experience.
11:47Isipin mo yung lahat ng na-experience mong audition na yun.
11:49It made you who you are today.
11:52Kaya mo tumanggap ng rejection and get back up again.
11:55Totoo.
11:56Tsaka I really value kung ano yung mga natatamasa ko ngayon.
12:02Parang, ito yung ano eh.
12:04Ito yung mga nasa imagination ko nung bata ako.
12:06Pero ako, I wanna know.
12:07Ano pa yung mga work na pinasok ko mo?
12:10Oh my god.
12:11Oh my god.
12:12Oh my god.
12:13Tsaka may mga plot twist ba dyan na nangyari?
12:16Hmm.
12:16O katawag.
12:17Nung naging barista ako, nakakatawa kasi lagi kong kuna-claim na barista ako.
12:21Three months lang naman ito.
12:23I was 19 years old when this happened.
12:28Kasi lagi pag nasa coffee shop ako,
12:31Dati rin akong barista.
12:32Ginaganong ko yung mga barista.
12:34Kala mo naman talagang.
12:35Hindi.
12:35Barista ako.
12:37Pagkatapos, itong location na ito, maraming artista.
12:40Saan yan?
12:41Sa Rockwell before.
12:42Oh.
12:43Pero itong coffee shop nato wala na.
12:46So ano sila?
12:47Gretchen.
12:48Sila.
12:48Si Ray Langit.
12:50Kilala nyo si Ray Langit.
12:50Okay.
12:51Maginag-maginag-maginag.
12:52Si Ray Langit.
12:53Madala siyang nandun.
12:55E ako sobrang...
12:56Wala ka talaga akong kakuenta-kwentang empleyado.
13:01Pagkatapos,
13:01hindi ko maalala kung nasukliang ko siya or what.
13:04So lumapit ako sa kanya.
13:05Hi sir, excuse me po.
13:06Tanong ko lang kung nasukliang ko na po kayo or hindi pa.
13:09Ay, hindi ko rin alam.
13:10Sabi niya.
13:11Sino mag-adjust?
13:14Sabi niya kasi,
13:15kasi kung nasukliang ko na kayo,
13:18tapos sinukliang ko ulit kayo ngayon,
13:20mas short ako.
13:21Pag hindi ko naman kayo nasukliang,
13:23sobra, parang ganun yung kaha.
13:25Sabi niya, problema ko to because...
13:28Nabahala ko pa siya pa sa walang kakuenta-kwentang.
13:31I'll go.
13:32Nakiusap ako sa manager na bilangin.
13:34Kasi yung bilang-bilang,
13:35dapat end of shift.
13:37My God.
13:37Hasil ang *** pa rin nun.
13:39Tapos sinabi-sabi ni Ray Langit.
13:42Okay, ganito na lang.
13:43Kung nasukliang mo na ako,
13:45edi walang kaso.
13:47Pero kung nasukliang,
13:48kung hindi mo pa ako nasusukliang,
13:50yung susobra dyan, sayo na.
13:52Thank you po.
13:53Tapos, pinabilang ko sa manager.
13:55Nung nabilang na sabi niya,
13:57ah, nasukliang mo siya,
13:58so walang kaso.
13:58Lumapit ako sa kanya,
14:00Sir, nasukliang niyo na po ako.
14:01Wala po kayong binigay sa akin.
14:07Umasa ka kasi doon sa sinabi.
14:13Binigyan ka?
14:13Hindi.
14:15Bakit naman?
14:16Yung tip-tip.
14:19Hindi, may service charge naman eh.
14:21Oo.
14:22Tapos, sino pa bang ano?
14:23Ano pa bang naging trabaho?
14:25Ah, naging ano ako,
14:26insurance agent.
14:27Insurance agent din.
14:28My God.
14:29Kasi ako, bank assurance.
14:30Meaning,
14:31nasa loob ako ng banko.
14:32Kung nakapag-banko na kayo,
14:33biglang may kakausap sa inyo,
14:34insurance agent.
14:35Nangyari na ba ito sa inyo?
14:36Hindi pa.
14:37Ano?
14:37Pasok ko na ba ako,
14:38just kinausap ka, insurance?
14:39Oo, ganun yung trabaho ko.
14:40Nakatambay lang ako sa banko.
14:42Kasi hindi pa ako out neto,
14:43so lalaki-lalaki pa ako neto.
14:45Ito yung time na nanalo si Pia Wertz pa.
14:48Okay.
14:50Nagsusamigaw yung puso ko,
14:51na parang,
14:51oh my God,
14:52talo siya for summer up lang.
14:53Tapos,
14:54pag tingin mo sa camera,
14:55sa banko,
14:56lahat tahimik.
14:59Ganyan ako,
15:00sa table ko.
15:01Labas ako.
15:02Magto-Twitter ako.
15:03Oh my God,
15:04talo si Pia Wertz back,
15:05pero siya dapat yung nanalo.
15:06Ganyan, ganyan, ganyan.
15:07Tapos,
15:08nabig ko sa babae,
15:11panalo daw yung Philippines.
15:13Ah, okay.
15:14Wala pang bakla dito!
15:16Ah!
15:19Ah!
15:20Ah!
15:21Ah!
15:21Ah!
15:21Wala kang nagsusamigaw.
15:23Naaalala nyo ba kung gano'ng nagkakaguli yung buong Pilipinas noon?
15:26Kasi imagine nyo mo na,
15:28nasa loob ka ng banko tahimik,
15:29tapos walang may pake.
15:30Alam mo ba,
15:31yung mga wardrobe nga namin,
15:32hindi kami nabibihisan yung kapag ganyan ah.
15:35Oh!
15:36Kaya mo na eh,
15:37magbihis ka,
15:37mag-isa mo doon.
15:38Mga mga hihihi.
15:41Mga waha!
15:43Mga waha!
15:49You
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