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saving the orphanage drama
saving the orphanage
saving the orphanage drama
saving the orphanage
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00:00:05you sure about this i don't know if i'm ready relax little brother would never let anything
00:00:11happen to you it's showtime shit shit
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time
00:00:40you young lady let's see your true self now i'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant
00:00:47eric
00:00:59and now my next volunteer i don't care i said shorten what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:19the most evil man in vegas
00:01:23you sure about this he's dangerous i'm a master of freaking magic
00:01:27ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for mr barry carnegay
00:01:35and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now barry here is a billionaire
00:01:40casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:53you insult me in public you know who i am i could make you disappear
00:01:58okay
00:01:59well we won't test barry
00:02:03so we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make barry's casino disappear
00:02:18oh
00:02:21holy shit
00:02:24now i already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27the police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30you know
00:02:31kill him
00:02:34kill him
00:02:37kill him
00:02:38kill him
00:02:38kill him
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00:02:49kill him
00:02:51kill him
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00:03:00kill him
00:03:01kill him
00:03:01kill him
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:03Get him!
00:03:57Eric!
00:03:58No!
00:03:58Eric!
00:04:00Eric!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric!
00:04:06This is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri.
00:04:59And help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:23Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:05:33If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:39All right, well...
00:05:41See ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:52All right, darling.
00:05:53You know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:54There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen.
00:05:58Follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:05:59What do you say?
00:06:00Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but...
00:06:12You know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:18Um...
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:25Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:30I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:38Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:43Hmm?
00:06:44Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52Disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Pick them.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:42You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:46You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:48Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:58Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn.
00:08:25He got it.
00:08:25That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:35This bracelet?
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:38Well then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:50Why is it in my hand?
00:08:51I'm so sorry.
00:08:53Were you looking for this?
00:08:56Why didn't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey man, it's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:12That's always a scam.
00:09:13I know.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet?
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:44Have a good night, Green.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:00Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:07I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:19What? You're great.
00:10:25You know...
00:10:26Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Green.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:19Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think...
00:11:34I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:13This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:19Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician.
00:12:30Are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33Not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:41Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:57Okay.
00:13:00What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:06Listen fool.
00:13:07This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:13Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:13:15Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:20they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:25You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:13:33I need you to find Brie.
00:13:35Alprin.
00:13:36Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No!
00:13:38It's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:49Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:51You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:57But, let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:05I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:08He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability.
00:14:11No matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington.
00:14:17Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:19Sir, sir.
00:14:20He nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:23Daniel.
00:14:25Is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe? A common worker?
00:14:30Or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel.
00:14:33I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel. Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:47Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit, without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you can keep your
00:14:59job.
00:14:5915 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:12Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he-
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:22It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:45Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:48Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:56Bree!
00:15:57Look at that.
00:15:59You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:01Fine.
00:16:02Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:09Go.
00:16:15What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:23Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:29I thought you would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:16:36Five.
00:16:37Four.
00:16:38Three.
00:16:40Two.
00:17:01Absolutely impossible.
00:17:04Impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:17:19No! No, no, no, you clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us.
00:17:23I knew it.
00:17:24Yeah, of course. Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:30Now, we've got a show to prep.
00:17:35Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work. Come on!
00:17:42Samuel, you believe he really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Come on. The show opens in a few days. We need to prep.
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim. He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:21Oh, no, no, my little friend. This is now my theater.
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:31Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:33I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:43You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:48Used to be.
00:18:49You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled. I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in, that saved my life as a child, will
00:19:03be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract. You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face. How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the
00:19:12adults talk?
00:19:13I'm this show's producer. And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance. A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:25Your old man and his team wins. You keep your contract.
00:19:29My team wins. Your contract is terminated.
00:19:32Then you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great. The competition will be tonight.
00:19:46Tonight? His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:19:49Not my problem. Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen, aren't you ready for the epic no-hold-barred battle to see who will get this theater
00:20:05and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry. We have an ace up our sleeve.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding. You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His best trick is probably making a penny appear behind his ear.
00:20:23It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem. I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:34And now, the challengers.
00:20:37Richard Kin's latest sensation, Matt Van Buren!
00:20:54Oh, no. Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:20:59How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:15Xavier will wipe the floor with his axe.
00:21:17Yeah, bring him on.
00:21:18Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle,
00:21:24before each magician is a glass of water,
00:21:27the magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:21:33The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:21:38Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:41This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:43He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:21:46We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:01Save you.
00:22:06Not you.
00:22:08What?
00:22:18You should go out this wrong.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He...
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy that cleans up death shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Look, girl, I know you have a little crush on the little prop boy,
00:22:32but leave this to the real magicians.
00:22:34Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:36I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant.
00:22:54But I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:14And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:23:17It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad, you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:28They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:30There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing, okay?
00:23:36He knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:45He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:47It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:49We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered, and then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Worth that.
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:09Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:13I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:24:24He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26Sad.
00:24:26He really thought that he could hang with the pros.
00:24:28No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Just trust me.
00:24:36Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be.
00:24:52Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God.
00:25:00He's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:08Absolutely.
00:25:09Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:12He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:18I'm good.
00:25:21No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:24That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet,
00:25:28and you have what?
00:25:30Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:33Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:52Pay attention.
00:25:54This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:10He's finished!
00:26:12Yeah!
00:26:13We're late as he started to show.
00:26:16That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:30Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:35If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stuck.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:39You're three for three.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:57I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:09Please, enlighten us.
00:27:11Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:14All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:18Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20You're up.
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:31He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:21You're...
00:28:24You're right.
00:28:28I swore off my old life.
00:28:39But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:49are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first,
00:28:56I'm going to need some help.
00:28:59Bree,
00:29:00could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You've got to be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:20You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:24But still,
00:29:25you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:28you can never explain it in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:37But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:45Wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:53You'll miss it.
00:30:09That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:14Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:30:15I told you,
00:30:16you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place.
00:30:19You should have respected my ranking.
00:30:21No, I think there's something else going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it!
00:30:31This theater is mine!
00:30:33Without one final piece of equipment,
00:30:36which will be coming right about now.
00:30:50What's he doing?
00:30:52He's doing such a cake knife?
00:30:54He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor!
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14Amazing.
00:31:22Whoa!
00:31:24That is fast.
00:31:24There you go.
00:31:25Oh, great.
00:31:26My judges.
00:31:28That young man,
00:31:30that's incredible.
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this
00:31:43was the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:54How is this possible?
00:32:01Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:06I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:15Well, in the case of a tie,
00:32:17we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:20Daniel?
00:32:21You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:29He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron,
00:32:37ionizing it,
00:32:39turning the water red
00:32:40and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:45That's
00:32:46correct.
00:32:49Amazing.
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I...
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that,
00:33:03Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:11I didn't know you did it!
00:33:14You have your help.
00:33:17I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:35No!
00:33:36He didn't transform anything!
00:33:37He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way an untrained worker
00:33:42has that much level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45Okay, he probably blackmailed the judges or something!
00:33:49How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance!
00:33:53How was I supposed to know who was gonna do that with the cop
00:33:54and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:10You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:21Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:37and an actual six-star magician.
00:34:41All right, who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had your little fun in the first round,
00:34:52but now watch an axle prep.
00:34:54A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to
00:35:02because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:06Now...
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie!
00:35:09Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:13Oh, you think so?
00:35:15Your rank is impressive,
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protege
00:35:28of the master of magic.
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:34Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember training her.
00:35:38You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41She wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:45That's why he disappeared.
00:35:48That can't be true, Ray.
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:53So what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete
00:35:55against somebody who's better
00:35:57than the master of magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you.
00:36:01Sophie, shut up.
00:36:04Miss Barlow,
00:36:06it is an honor to compete
00:36:08with a magician
00:36:09of your caliber.
00:36:11I wish I could say the same,
00:36:13but honestly,
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying to compete.
00:36:18So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:23and publicly declare myself
00:36:26the new master of magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:35this next act
00:36:36is even harder
00:36:37than our first.
00:36:38It is all about
00:36:38quick change magic,
00:36:40transforming outfits
00:36:41as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record
00:36:46is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the master of magic.
00:36:55Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:57That's a change every two seconds.
00:36:59There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:06Hell, there's not a magic technique
00:37:08in the world
00:37:09that would make that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the master of magic
00:37:11would be able to do that.
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:15Are you saying
00:37:16you're going to break
00:37:17the master of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like
00:37:21to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:38One, two, three, standard.
00:37:43Oh my God, her pace.
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break the record?
00:37:49You're about to break the record?
00:37:50Oh my God.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:53This is history.
00:37:56That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:01and possibly
00:38:02a new master of magic.
00:38:06I can't believe
00:38:07she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:09The concentration,
00:38:11the skill needed
00:38:12to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it
00:38:15from the master of magic.
00:38:16I wouldn't believe it
00:38:17if I hadn't just seen it
00:38:18with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there,
00:38:21I thought she'd actually
00:38:21figure out my technique.
00:38:22But no,
00:38:24she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie,
00:38:26you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage
00:38:30nine or ten changes
00:38:31but not 18.
00:38:34Well,
00:38:36are you even going
00:38:37to attempt to compete
00:38:38or do you just want
00:38:39to give me the theater now?
00:38:42No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie.
00:38:46There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know
00:38:49what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl
00:38:54with money
00:38:55who tried to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know
00:38:56anything about magic.
00:38:58Okay, you put that guy
00:38:59on stage for Pete's sake.
00:39:01Are you going to come out here
00:39:02and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready
00:39:04for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new
00:39:07master of magic?
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:10One of you
00:39:11at least has to try.
00:39:12I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children
00:39:15that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:21Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand
00:39:24I would try
00:39:26but I don't even think
00:39:27I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:32Sir,
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:37You're going to betray
00:39:38your boss
00:39:39right in front of him?
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship
00:39:43of losers.
00:39:43Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:44You should not put your faith
00:39:45in a stupid girl
00:39:46who doesn't understand
00:39:47the first thing about magic.
00:39:48It's over.
00:39:49The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, watch.
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:09We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:12Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there
00:40:14and embarrass yourself.
00:40:15I won't let you.
00:40:16Brie.
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team
00:40:23giving up
00:40:24the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:29The Kensington team
00:40:31sold us to do
00:40:31their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know
00:40:36what a quick change act is,
00:40:38prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:40Really, Samuel?
00:40:42You're sending out
00:40:42the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance
00:40:45of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him,
00:40:48but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him
00:40:51just like he conned
00:40:52the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here
00:40:56is because Brie
00:40:57has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:58Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:00The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:11Your time starts...
00:41:15now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast,
00:41:32I can't keep track of them.
00:41:34What is he doing?
00:41:35What is he doing?
00:41:36What is he doing, man?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like
00:41:39magic's your thing,
00:41:40but I'm always hiring boys
00:41:41to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:47He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control,
00:41:51I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:53Hey, Brie,
00:41:54you might want to turn around
00:41:56for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about
00:41:58to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud
00:42:00that he truly is.
00:42:01Okay, seriously,
00:42:02get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:05Yo, buddy,
00:42:06you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Knock it off.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time.
00:42:20Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing,
00:42:24isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain
00:42:26that time goes by too fast,
00:42:28but in moments like these,
00:42:29it's like time
00:42:31stands still.
00:42:35Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38Just wasn't the master
00:42:39of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is
00:42:46What's he gonna do?
00:42:48Let's find out.
00:42:53I'll blink.
00:43:03Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that
00:43:09a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:11Sophie at least
00:43:12would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know
00:43:14who won this contest.
00:43:16Are you sure about that?
00:43:18What?
00:43:20Oh!
00:43:21Oh!
00:43:22It's wrecked!
00:43:2476.
00:43:2576.
00:43:26What the...
00:43:35How did he do that?
00:43:3977.
00:43:4178.
00:43:4378.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes!
00:43:54I don't believe it.
00:43:55It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait.
00:44:07Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:13Showmanship, the transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:18Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:32I knew it.
00:44:33I knew it.
00:44:36Oh, God.
00:44:38I just made an ass of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:44With that question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this
00:44:51competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:03Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:06Please.
00:45:07Please forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so inspired by our example growing up that I feel as if you've been with me every
00:45:13step of the way.
00:45:13how dare you lie to me you swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:17you're nothing but a fraud get out of here
00:45:24i've spent the last six years looking for you i'd almost given up hope i'd ever find the master of
00:45:29magic because i know that before you were the master of magic you were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:40tonight the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:45i'm pulling together an organization to take it i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:51you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage here
00:45:58down payment to show you i'm serious so what do you say ready to make some real money
00:46:06i won both rounds to competition didn't i well yes then mr kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:14that was the deal right of course but what do you think of my offer i think of your offer
00:46:30now why don't you get out of here before i conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:42wow everybody give it up for the master of magic wow
00:46:50you know daniel
00:46:51when i first saw you i knew that you were special yeah of course i mean even an idiot could
00:46:57see
00:46:57he was the master of magic and honestly um i just feel so honored to be standing in the same
00:47:05room as
00:47:06you right now you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time after all the abuse you
00:47:14heaped on him earlier no we were just joking right guys you're gonna stay with us right daniel yeah of
00:47:25course he's gonna stay with us we're just you know showing him some love yeah the three of you
00:47:31your actions were a disgrace disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:38i think daniel should decide what your punishment is punishment punishment is a very strong word
00:47:43no we don't i don't like that you know
00:47:48i do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good
00:48:02that's the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen disgusting
00:48:13so
00:48:15you're really him
00:48:18master of magic
00:48:19i don't feel i am worthy to be on the same stage as you if um if you want to
00:48:27stay
00:48:28i gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance but uh whether you stay or leave it's
00:48:35it's completely your decision so what do you say
00:48:42if you knew how i'd let eric die you'd hate me
00:48:48i'm not the master of magic that may be true but nobody else could ever do what you did up
00:48:57here
00:49:10that bracelet could daniel be eric's brother
00:49:27hey
00:49:29all this time and i didn't recognize you daniel angier but you're still the same the older brother
00:49:36looking out for the smaller kid anytime eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:42what i mattered the most i let him down
00:49:50eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:01what eric believed in you and your gifts don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:07you're still the master of magic you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go daniel daniel we want an interview in here
00:50:34i could have sworn you went this way i have to be here somewhere
00:50:44you're your friends ah well that sounds awful
00:50:53so
00:51:00you
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:55This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:15What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:18Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:30He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:33Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:48And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:05See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:35Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Paying once millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:06Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:14I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:49Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:01The Lisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:42And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:51We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:00Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:23Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31Is nobody here?
00:56:33Maybe he could be our fogger.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in a reason.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:43Alright.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see the cards over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:08Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that?
00:57:16A key.
00:57:17And then...
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:43Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:53He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:00Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:06I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no.
00:58:10Get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah.
00:58:13Garbage.
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's miserable failure.
00:58:20I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the sad thief you are.
00:58:31Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:36Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:54Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23We wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28Alright.
00:59:29We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for epistraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:29Finally something makes it to that Neanderthal school of work.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch her professional work.
01:00:36Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to work.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hit look monocle.
01:01:04So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:07You'll see for yourself in three, two...
01:01:12Oh my god.
01:01:14Did you smell that?
01:01:15Oh my god.
01:01:20God.
01:01:23I got the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:27Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post. What are you doing?
01:01:32Damn it.
01:01:33The perfume does not work on dimmit.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38Like that stupid captain means I will try again and it will work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new distraction now.
01:01:48Huh.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with gunstone.
01:01:56You go.
01:02:00Ay ay ay, these vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:05Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty nose cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:27Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42To save the orphans.
01:02:44And do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindra slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:50How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:56He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My patrolman is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No way.
01:03:05I want to see him fail.
01:03:07Then, we will go.
01:03:21Well, no way.
01:03:26Oh my gosh! Amazing! On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot? How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh my goodness, he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid out!
01:04:02That's impossible!
01:04:03Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies?
01:04:08Are we getting played by him?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:17When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:20Okay.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago.
01:04:33To steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:37Trying to go in without us!
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:42-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:49Hot blazes! How did that happen?
01:04:58You were gonna pay for that!
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:01And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:06That's right. We're too good.
01:05:08We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic to exclude you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe-cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31week.
01:05:31Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:39No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah. Me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:51Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down, three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Meep, meep, meep.
01:06:15Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shut him off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:26Well, I'm just saying, you've done this before, so...
01:06:30Ten.
01:06:30Nine.
01:06:30Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little
01:06:33boy!
01:06:34Five.
01:06:35Four.
01:06:36Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert cancelled.
01:06:48Got it!
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:51How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV International
01:06:56vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:02Give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think you can be fester than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracked the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:16Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No.
01:07:18She doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:20She won't get it open.
01:07:21The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:36Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:38Oh.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine, idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:06the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:34All security personnel, we have entry code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Tickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:08:59What the hell?
01:09:01Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in overhead?
01:09:05Ladies.
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:15What the fuck?
01:09:20Oh, damn.
01:09:21There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss BNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:47You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:04Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:13You were just our fault guy.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies. We can't stand around. Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall. He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:48It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:51Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:02Who...
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:07You know exactly.
01:11:09Who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:15A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody. He's...
01:11:22Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:25We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:30You fools!
01:11:32Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:41Oh, thank you.
01:11:43Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56What kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:03Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:07Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:18My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric huckster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:34That mask.
01:12:37I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:45Huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:26And you know why you didn't?
01:13:29He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:13:52Freeze!
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:09How did you do that?
01:14:11I sewed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:21Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief. You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:38Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Guess who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:50No!
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53It's out of here!
01:14:55No, no!
01:15:06We did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors of the same glass windows and the library we get brand
01:15:30new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found the money to pay off
01:15:36all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:15:42mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream read my mind you're like a little
01:15:49magician okay i guess we'll see you next week always looking forward to it let's go get that
01:15:54ice cream ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier
01:16:07magic team the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:17charity angia
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