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00:01Calling Buzz Lightyear!
00:04The galaxy's greatest hero!
00:07Skilled, courageous, and ever vigilant!
00:10Leading into action, Buzz Lightyear hurdles to the rescue!
00:14His ongoing mission to protect the universe from the dark forces of evil!
00:18These are the adventures of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command!
00:53To infinity and beyond!
01:10Comfy, Buzz?
01:12The Space Ranger doesn't care about comfort.
01:14That said, his baby fits like a glove.
01:16Now just slow down there, Buzzboy. Just the first attempt.
01:19And remember, that thing's a lethal weapon!
01:26Careful, Buzz! Delicate controls!
01:29Got it.
01:32Great! The safety features!
01:35Ho, ho, ho! Not getting the hang of it already!
01:39That's okay. Let's see what it can do out in the open.
01:50Pretty fappy, eh, Buzz?
01:52Oh, it's fast.
01:53But is it fast enough?
01:56Whoa! You may just have something here!
02:01Hmm, how reassuring!
02:04Star Command's latest toy gets the Lightyear seal of approval.
02:08All the more reason for me to steal it!
02:10What's the hold-up, Grubs?
02:16So, let's get to the weaponry.
02:18Oh, it's loaded. Start with the hand grip.
02:22It...
02:23You all broke up there, Star Command.
02:26What the...
02:26You wanna cut it out, boys?
02:28You're spooking me now!
02:29Hello, Star Command.
02:32Zerg.
02:34I can't access my wrist laser.
02:37Ah.
02:38Now would be a really good time to talk weapons on this thing!
02:46Standing by for that weapon's briefing, Star Command.
02:49Buzz, we got a little, um, situation over here, um...
02:55You're on your own, son!
02:56Must be the heat.
02:59The heat?
03:00The LGMs are leaving.
03:02They're all leaving!
03:03They're all leaving!
03:06Must eat the heat!
03:12Hey!
03:13Hey!
03:13Get back to your post!
03:15That's an order!
03:16There's a ranger out there!
03:17All rangers report!
03:19Priority one!
03:23Zerg must be behind the situation in Star Command, too.
03:27Well, I'll take the credit, but I'm not, actually.
03:31But that'll be my little secret.
03:43About to work.
03:55Magnificent.
04:05Grumps!
04:06Dispatch more hornets, more beetles!
04:08Hit him!
04:09Grumps!
04:12Grumps!
04:13Must eat the heat!
04:16Must eat the heat!
04:19Grumps!
04:19Turn around this instant!
04:27Must eat the heat!
04:29Grumps!
04:33No!
04:37Commander Nebula, come in, Commander.
04:39The, uh, attack appears to have lulled.
04:42Buzz!
04:42Maintain your position!
04:43Looks like I might need you out there!
04:45Now you hold on one cotton-picking minute!
04:49Huh?
04:52No!
04:52Huh?
04:52Reporting this order, Commander!
04:54Hey!
04:58What's happening?
04:59That's what I'd like to know.
05:01Nebula to Lightyear!
05:03You read me, son?
05:04Roger that, Commander.
05:05The LGMs hijacked a Star Cruiser.
05:07They're coming your way.
05:08Follow them.
05:09Find out what's what.
05:10Buzz was on a routine equipment test
05:12when the LGMs decided to take a sudden vacation.
05:15So, I need you to take over command and control stations
05:18until we sort this whole mess out.
05:20Stinking grumps!
05:21This is going on your permanent record!
05:32Must eat the heat!
05:37Uh-oh!
05:38Uh-oh!
05:39We were called!
05:41We were called!
05:43Police!
05:44You were all called.
05:45Called by me.
05:47Welcome, my little friends.
05:49A giant floating head!
05:52Oh!
05:53The head is our master.
05:56It has summoned us!
05:57Must eat the heat!
06:00I am Gazalian of the Heat.
06:03We have evolved into pure energy.
06:06Super beings, if you will.
06:08What do you want?
06:09We'll ask the questions.
06:11What do you want?
06:13I have been watching your galaxy,
06:15and have concluded that the time has come for peace to reign.
06:19Oh!
06:21Peace is good!
06:22Yes!
06:23And it begins here.
06:25Now, with you, turn to your neighbor, shake a hand, make a friend.
06:30Oh!
06:31Wow!
06:32You don't want to make a super being angry, do you?
06:36Oh!
06:37How are you?
06:38That's it!
06:39Mingle!
06:41Super!
06:42No!
06:42No!
06:42No!
06:43Don't listen to this apparition!
06:44You answer to Zerg!
06:46And Zerg only!
06:47Yes!
06:48Yes!
06:48Evil Emperor!
06:49Got that, Bodinski?
06:51Nobody comes between me and my grubs!
06:54Ah!
06:54So much anger!
06:56Well, you'll learn, Zerg.
06:58There is no choice but to walk the path of peace.
07:01No!
07:02You'll learn!
07:03And there is no better teacher of unpleasant lessons
07:06than the evil Emperor Zerg!
07:08You primitive weapons cannot harm me!
07:11I am pure energy, connected to the flow of the cosmos.
07:17Hmm...
07:18Super!
07:18Drop it, Zerg!
07:19You heard the head?
07:20He's on the side of good.
07:21I think.
07:22Right here!
07:23I know my weapons won't pass through you!
07:29What's the problem?
07:31Oh!
07:31Not a jam now!
07:33He's defenseless!
07:34Hello!
07:35You can't beat on each other in my serene presence.
07:39I'm all about peace!
07:41Remember?
07:41You can disable our weapons?
07:43With a little help from my super little helpers.
07:45It's an off switch for your wrist laser.
07:48We built one for Zerg, too!
07:50There you have it, Zerg.
07:52Your reign of evil is over.
07:53I'm taking you in.
07:54With your bare hands?
07:55Go ahead and try, tough guy!
07:58Let's get it on!
07:59Oh, with pleasure.
08:00Oh!
08:01Oh!
08:03Oh!
08:04Oh!
08:04Oh!
08:05There you go!
08:07Peaceful as emperor!
08:09That's evil emperor to you, pint-sized!
08:12And, as for you, even super beings have a weakness.
08:16I'll find it, I promise.
08:18Oh, seek help, Zerg.
08:20Your attitude will be a big problem in the new age of peace and tranquility.
08:26That Zerg over there, I can bring him in.
08:29No, Buzz.
08:30Let's go home.
08:32We are going back to Planet Z, evil emperor.
08:35Good work, my little friends.
08:37And remember, spread the message that the time for peace is at hand.
08:43Peace!
08:44Throughout the galaxy, sir.
08:45Gazalian the Alien.
08:47Very cute.
08:48Just imagine!
08:49Peace throughout the galaxy!
08:51Our work here will be done!
08:52What am I gonna do?
08:54I'll finally have time for those swing dancing lessons!
08:56Come on, Miriam!
08:57Know who you want to!
08:58Let's put Bluezy with the Floyd Floyd!
08:59Look, don't get me wrong.
09:01I'm as pro-peace as the next paramilitary commander.
09:04But we don't know the first thing about this Gazalian character!
09:10Um, commander, if this thing is a superior being, does it really matter what we think?
09:15Listen to what you're saying, people!
09:17We are space rangers, ever vigilant.
09:20It takes more than an all-powerful super being to make us let down our guard.
09:25Look, till we sort this whole thing out, it's business as usual.
09:28As for you guppies, I'm prepared to forgive your little green flu if you return to stations immediately!
09:34Gladly, commander. Of course, we will no longer assist or support the use of weapons of any kind.
09:41Weapons have no place in the new age of peace and tranquility.
09:46Ooh, commander! It's the president of the Galactic Alliance!
09:50Good! Put her on the screen!
09:52Commander Tabula! You'd better get some rangers over here in a hurry!
09:55We've got a situation developing!
09:57Another situation?
09:58Well, maybe you should see this for yourself.
10:03That's the one!
10:04I knew he was up to something.
10:09Look, Shark Team, there's no telling what this head is up to.
10:13Gazalien hasn't hurt anyone, Buzz.
10:15Maybe he just really cares about peace.
10:18Booster, booster, booster.
10:20That's what he wants us to think.
10:23Please! Everyone, I'm just a highly evolved giant spectral head.
10:28I mean you no harm.
10:30So what do you want from us?
10:31Better to ask, what do I want for you?
10:34And the answer to that, Madam President, is simple.
10:37Peace!
10:39No need to panic. Space Rangers have arrived.
10:43Buzz Lightyear, how nice to see you again.
10:47So you say. Why are you here frightening these good people?
10:50I'm not trying to frighten.
10:53Let me see if I can explain this in a way that even you will understand.
10:58Once I was like you.
11:00Always angry and irate.
11:02Now I'm a super, super being.
11:06All that is out of date.
11:11Let's make peace. Let's not give war a chance.
11:15No more bloodshed, more makes you dead.
11:17Why not instead? Just have a dance.
11:19Let's make peace. There's so much more to do.
11:23There's gardening and macrame and visiting the zoo.
11:26Let's put away the sicky things, the nasty, yucky, sticky things.
11:30The particularly icky things. Let's all make peace.
11:37Let's make peace. Let's put away the bombs.
11:41Let's say no thanks to planes and tanks.
11:43Let's just shake hands and all be chums.
11:45Let's make peace. Let's have a cup of tea.
11:48Let's hug our neighbours, can't we please?
11:51Simply hug our enemies.
11:52Let's hug the wasps, let's hug the bees.
11:54Let's hug the birds, let's hug the fleas.
11:56Let's get out there and hug the trees.
11:58Let's all make peace.
12:00So let's not argue. Let's not sue.
12:02Let's not fight about who did who.
12:04Let's hold hands and look at the view.
12:06Let's all make peace.
12:10Ah, I don't get it.
12:12Peace and harmony, okay?
12:14It's something we can all feel good about.
12:16So come on, let's see a big smile.
12:19That's it. Don't you feel better already?
12:24I'll leave you to think it over.
12:27But between you and me, I think your choice is clear, super.
12:33I can't believe it.
12:34The big head claiming to be a super alien shows up,
12:37makes a few flowery speeches, and all of a sudden,
12:39the whole place goes to pieces.
12:41Hey, peace, Buzz.
12:45Ugh.
12:46Commander Nebula, do you know what's going on out there?
12:49As a matter of fact, I do.
12:52The LGMs are dismantling our super secret ultra spires.
12:56Sir, I must protest vehemently.
12:58The spires are only defense against Zerg's hyper death ray.
13:00Without its awesome power, Zerg's forces could have the upper hand.
13:03Buzz, you ever think about life after the Rangers?
13:06Sir, the Rangers are my life.
13:09And, uh, isn't that a little beside the point?
13:13Not anymore, son.
13:14The president of the Galactic Alliance has decided to disarm.
13:18What? No, we can't.
13:19Peace, Buzz. Deal with it, brother.
13:22Ugh!
13:23Is there anyone other than me who thinks this is crazy?
13:28Say it ain't so, Grubbs.
13:30My Zergulator strapped the hyper death ray.
13:34It reeked death, and then some.
13:38Alright, step aside.
13:40If I see one more weapon dismantled...
13:43Huh?
13:47Gah!
13:52Peace, Evil Emperor.
13:58This place just isn't the same grim, oppressive pit
14:02I built with the sweat and toil of others.
14:04But Evil's not going away without a fight!
14:10Hmm...
14:11Just as I suspected.
14:13This tower is receiving signals from deep space.
14:17Bingo.
14:18Follow the trail right to the source.
14:20Welcome, Buzz Lightyear.
14:22And what brings you to this neck of the void?
14:25Oh, I'm just checking a little hunch.
14:27You should be home with your fellow beings.
14:30Celebrating the coming age of peace and tranquility.
14:34Well, I'm not the celebrating time.
14:36Besides, I don't believe it's peace that's coming.
14:42That's a...
14:43A spectral projection system.
14:46So that's how you did it.
14:47Well, well, aren't you the big detective?
14:50Oh, right. Fun time is over.
14:52You know, the Galactic Alliance has laws against impersonating an omnipotent super-being.
14:57Oh, is that so?
14:59What are you gonna do about it?
15:00I'm taking you in.
15:01Oh, I'm afraid that's just not possible.
15:04You see, my friends should be here, all right, about now.
15:08And there they are.
15:10The Heed's warship.
15:12All this peace nonsense was just a ruse to soften up the galaxy for an invasion.
15:17Oh, bravo, Lightyear.
15:19The Heed are tough, but we had to eliminate your strongest defenses.
15:23Star commands Ultra Spire and Zerg's Hyper Death Ray.
15:26By the time anyone figures out our true intentions, it'll be too late.
15:31Your galaxy will be enslaved by the Heed.
15:37Hmm, super.
15:41You were right about me, Buzz.
15:43Isn't that satisfying?
15:44With your last breath, you can gasp, I was right!
15:48Nail him!
16:01Star Command! Come in, Star Command!
16:05You're always everyone!
16:11What do we want?
16:12Peace!
16:13When do we want it?
16:15Now!
16:16What do we want?
16:17Peace!
16:18When do we want it?
16:19Now!
16:20Peace! Now!
16:21Peace! Now!
16:22Peace! Now!
16:23Peace! Now!
16:23Oh, well.
16:25Looks like the only thing standing between the Galactic Alliance and a horde of hostile invaders is me.
16:30Just the way I like it.
16:53That's far enough, Lightyear.
16:55Zerg, I should've known that you'd be in league with these liars.
16:59Heed the heed?
17:01Hardly.
17:01Not my style.
17:02Go on, Zerg.
17:03I've got a galaxy to save.
17:05Not this time, Lightyear!
17:06I've got a galaxy to conquer!
17:08Alright, well, these aliens aren't stupid.
17:10If we just stand here arguing, they'll be on us in no time.
17:16I was thinking maybe we should work together on this one.
17:19Don't be absurd!
17:20I'm not part of material!
17:21Now just stay out of the way!
17:22With pleasure!
17:24You do the same!
17:32Huh?
17:40What's your plan, Zerg?
17:42Be devious and ruthless!
17:44You know, go with my strength!
17:46Good luck!
17:48Don't need it!
18:09Zerg!
18:09You saved me.
18:10So you can use your weapon to start a chain reaction in the energy core that'll cause a meltdown!
18:15How'd you know?
18:16Please!
18:17It's a classic!
18:20I'm hit!
18:31Let's get out of here!
18:38Don't back off, Musclehead!
18:40Let me try that!
18:41Sorry!
18:43That door remains locked at all times during business hours.
18:46Well, so here we are, on the verge of taking over your galaxy, and there's not a thing you can
18:51do about it.
18:52Making war under cover of peace.
18:54Well, that is as low as it gets.
18:56Hmm.
18:56Makes me wish I thought of it.
18:58How'd you do it, Gazalian?
19:00Well, I don't want to brag, but the whole pure energy spectral head gambit was my idea.
19:05I tricked your stupid galaxy into believing that I wanted peace!
19:09Peace!
19:09Ew!
19:11Oh, the look on their faces when our warship blows up your capital planet should be priceless!
19:16Hmm?
19:16Then we'll move on to vaporize Planet Z.
19:20Ah, there'll be nobody left to stop us.
19:22Uh-oh!
19:25What's so funny?
19:27You're beaten?
19:28Maybe.
19:28But at least the rest of my galaxy heard your little speech.
19:33Bet they won't be expecting peace now, smart guy.
19:36Everybody heard that?
19:38Ooh, how devious!
19:40Lightyear!
19:41You surprise me!
19:42Ha!
19:43It doesn't matter!
19:44They'll never have the weapons rebuilt before we arrive and take over!
19:49What was that?
19:50Well, that would be your energy core imploding.
19:53Give your ship about 30 seconds before it's nothing more than cosmic dust.
19:59Curse you, Buzz Lightyear!
20:04Doesn't he just get under your skin?
20:07Uh, is that skin?
20:09Now, let's go home, Ed!
20:29Whoa!
20:30Ah!
20:31Nobody saw that.
20:33I owe you one, Zerg.
20:34Next time I see you, I'm gonna take you down and bring you in.
20:38Ha!
20:39Not likely, Lightyear.
20:40Next time around, evil's heading out on top.
20:42Will not.
20:43Will so.
20:43You wish.
20:44I know.
20:46The Hyper Death Ray is back online!
20:49Fire!
20:51Outstanding!
20:52With Star Command's shields down, we'll obliterate them with a state 20% worse than death!
20:56Hyper Death!
21:01Woo!
21:02Curse you, Buzz Lightyear!
21:06Ha ha ha!
21:08Everything is back to status quo.
21:11Beautiful.
21:19Effort год!
21:22No, no.
21:23It's fine.
21:25Beautiful.
21:29No, no.
21:30No, no.
21:30No, no.
21:33It's fine.
21:35No, no.
21:37OK.
21:37Are you ready?
21:38No!í•
21:39a good Why! No!
21:39No...
21:42No,
21:43no, no. Who's
21:43no! No,
21:44no.
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