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00:00Yes, great.

00:02Get his dish from the refrigerator and put it in the oven for me.

00:06What dish?

00:0613 years old.

00:08Before becoming a comedian, I thought the coolest thing that could happen to me was becoming a teenager.

00:14I was going to win over women, make money, and stay up until the afternoon.

00:18I thought it was going to be awesome.

00:22And there?

00:23Beauty?

00:30Chris!

00:31Chris!

00:33Chris!

00:36Brother, what a mess!

00:38Chris!

00:39Go to the bathroom and wipe the pee off the toilet seat!

00:43How disgusting!

01:13Brazilian Version VTI Rio

01:22Brooklyn, 1982

01:25When I was 13, my mother convinced my father to move the family out of the housing projects.

01:30She always said that "conjunto" was just another word for "lump" or "heap."

01:34In the laboratories, the government piled up the rats.

01:37In these housing complexes, the government crammed people together.

01:41Dad, can we stop at the snack bar?

01:44Do you have money for a snack bar?

01:44Julius, they have to eat.

01:47But it doesn't have to be at a fast-food restaurant.

01:48I stored mortadella in the trunk of my car.

01:50I'm going to pull over.

01:50My father, Julius, always had mortadella on hand, just in case.

01:53We buy a combo meal.

01:55Drew gets the cheeseburger, Tonya gets the fries, and Chris gets the soda.

01:59Once I was left with nothing but ice.

02:02We moved into an apartment in Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn.

02:06If we had known that Bed-Stuy would be the epicenter of a crack epidemic,

02:10We would have chosen a different place.

02:13Bed-Stuy even had a motto.

02:16Bed-Stuy?

02:17Only a madman would go there!

02:19Look, look, look!

02:21Those were the guys who were going to die.

02:23If I ever catch one of you tagging someone else's wall,

02:27I'll kick your butts so hard you won't even be able to sit down.

02:31Come in.

02:32This is my mother, Rochelle.

02:34She has hundreds of recipes for how to get rid of someone.

02:37Hey kid, I'm going to beat you until you're inside out.

02:39I'll kick you out from today until tomorrow.

02:42Tear off your skin, make a lampshade, and if you want to complain, go talk to the bishop.

02:47Look, there's my younger brother, Drew.

02:48There's nothing worse than having a younger sibling who's bigger than you.

02:52My sister Tonya was the youngest.

02:54She did everything she could to get me into trouble.

02:57Clean up the mess, Chris.

02:59Tonya messed things up.

03:01And I asked?

03:02Since I was the oldest, I had to be the adult on duty.

03:06If you smell smoke and think the house is on fire,

03:08So grab your brothers and get out of here.

03:11If you smell gas and think the house is going to explode,

03:14Take your brother and sister and get them out of here.

03:16If you smell smoke and your brother is starting to catch fire,

03:19So take your sister and get him out of here.

03:21Luckily, the house never caught fire.

03:23My brother doesn't either.

03:24Mom, why can Drew and Tonya go to school in our neighborhood?

03:28And do I have to go all the way over to Brooklyn Beach?

03:31Brooklyn Beach was a poor Italian neighborhood on the other side of town.

03:34It was exactly like Bed-Stuy.

03:36If you replace gangs with the mafia.

03:38Why?

03:39Because the gym around here is a breeding ground for delinquents.

03:43And the white boys get an education.

03:46It wasn't a first-rate education.

03:48Only an education of this kind...

03:49Don't go around robbing everyone, man.

03:51Hi, Dad.

03:52Hello.

03:54Hey, dad?

03:56Hi, Dad.

03:57Hi, baby.

03:58Tonya was daddy's little girl.

04:00Why is there oatmeal porridge?

04:01The crichas are very thick.

04:03And the little rascal knew it.

04:05You don't need to eat.

04:10I know you're not going to play the porridge fan.

04:13Eat here.

04:14The oats cost 30 cents.

04:16My father knew the price of everything.

04:19One dollar and nine cents just went down the drain.

04:22Two dollars.

04:23They caught fire.

04:26I don't believe it.

04:2849 cents worth of milk spilled on my table.

04:31Someone is going to drink this milk.

04:33Honey, did you see this?

04:36I only paid.

04:38Did you know you paid half?

04:39I know.

04:40I gave you all the money.

04:41Why did you only pay half?

04:43I can't believe you're talking to me like that.

04:46That's a question.

04:47I'm trying to figure out what's going on here.

04:49It is not.

04:50You're questioning me.

04:52It's as if there isn't a huge bill lying around here.

04:54All good.

04:55Legal.

04:56You pay, then.

04:58I'll pay.

04:58It is fine.

04:59I'll pay.

04:59Excellent.

05:00He spoke.

05:01My parents taught me that love means never having to say goodbye.

05:04Where do you keep the stamps?

05:07I was never cool growing up.

05:09The coolest thing about me was a pair of white sneakers I had.

05:13No, no, no.

05:14Don't go to tennis school, kid.

05:17Believe it or not, there was a time when you didn't wear sneakers everywhere.

05:20Why?

05:20Does everyone there wear sneakers?

05:21Because it looks like a rag.

05:23And you have a class reunion today.

05:25Kid, pay attention.

05:26My mother hated rags.

05:28She always said it's better to be poor and cool than rich and ragged.

05:33I think it was because we were poor.

05:34Here.

05:36Drew's shoe.

05:39I hate these shoes.

05:40And everyone will make fun of me.

05:42He's only been in school for a week.

05:44And he doesn't know anyone.

05:46I was the only black boy in the school.

05:48They know me.

05:51I'm making a huge fool of myself.

05:53Why does he have my shoe?

05:54Because you only have one pair of feet.

05:56Cris, don't goof off after school.

05:58I want you to open the door for Drew and Tonya.

06:00Are you going out?

06:01I'm going to work today.

06:02But you know the drill.

06:03Yes, I know.

06:05Okay, Dad's going to sleep and I'll only wake him up at five o'clock.

06:07That's it.

06:09Cris, did you get the free pass?

06:12I got.

06:14It's over here.

06:16You can continue.

06:17If you lose your free pass, you'll have to walk to school every day.

06:23Here, have this for a snack.

06:24It cost.

06:25All good.

06:26Behave yourself.

06:27Goodbye, Mom.

06:28Goodbye, Mom.

06:29Bye, baby.

06:30Hold your sister's hand.

06:32Don't walk in the middle of the street.

06:37Complaint, it was the cute little girl from the house next door.

06:39At 13, I didn't know much about sex, but I knew she had something to do with it.

06:43Hi, Drew.

06:44Drew?

06:45So, what's up?

06:49Do you know her?

06:51AND.

06:52Drew was so cool that at 10 years old he was dating girls that I only managed to date at 30.

06:57Listen, when you get home, don't ring the doorbell or knock on the door.

07:01Just wait, okay?

07:02He spoke.

07:03What if I need to go to the bathroom?

07:05Go to school.

07:06That bathroom is disgusting.

07:08Listen, if you wake Dad up, you know he's going to beat me up.

07:13If he hits me, I'll beat you up.

07:15And then, Dad will kill me and end up in jail.

07:18Do you want Dad to go to jail?

07:20No.

07:21No?

07:21Okay, then.

07:24Even when Mom was furious, she would still make dinner for Dad.

07:29Vegetables, potatoes, and my favorite food.

07:31A really big piece of chicken.

07:35I had to take two buses to school every day.

07:38The gym across the street was really that bad.

07:44Like rock and roll, school shootings were also invented by black people and usurped by white people.

07:51My first bus was the number 26.

07:54I read the newspaper every single day.

07:56I learned more along the way than I learned in school.

08:02My other bus was the 44.

08:05I was the only black guy on the bus.

08:07And nobody sat next to me.

08:09Nobody at all.

08:10No.

08:11Are you furious, my daughter?

08:13Wait until your daughter brings the black guy home.

08:15Corleone High School, Brooklyn, New York.

08:18My mother thought that going to a predominantly white school would guarantee me a better education and more security.

08:24Wrong!

08:26This is Joey Caruso.

08:27A petty criminal with a sinister nature.

08:30Until I put on those shoes, I managed to escape them.

08:34Nice footwear, Pichain.

08:37Pichain?

08:39Your mother didn't call me that when I stepped onto her bed last night.

08:46You think I've gone completely crazy, right?

08:47But if I let him get away with it, he'll be bothering me forever.

08:50It wasn't possible to fight him physically, but I thought I could handle him calmly.

08:54What's that?

08:55Did I stutter?

08:58Do you know who I am?

08:59Step into my shoes again and I'll show you who I really am.

09:03I'm not yellow.

09:04I'm from Bad Style, kid.

09:06I bring a whole gang here.

09:08I'm going to beat you so badly you'll sleep on crutches.

09:12I did well there.

09:13Do you know what else I'm going to do?

09:16What is your name?

09:18Cris.

09:19I am Dr. Raymond, the new director.

09:21Now get off my back.

09:23It is fine.

09:25Did you find that funny?

09:27That wasn't funny.

09:28What's your name, son?

09:30Caruso.

09:31Dress nicely next time you come to my school.

09:36Did you see the shoes?

09:37They are very elegant.

09:39They say, I'm a student.

09:41I want to learn.

09:43I want more of this.

09:46And less of that.

09:50Don't bump into me again.

09:53That's how it was, Caruso tricked me.

09:55But making him feel awkward made him furious.

09:58So you know what's coming next.

09:59I'll pick you up when you leave, my friend.

10:02Yeah, that day he called me "little black boy" and got away with it.

10:05But some time later he went to a hip-hop show and was nearly trampled to death.

10:10Oh, and you, from Bad Style, would you be crazy enough to go there?

10:13I am.

10:14Have they already taken one from you?

10:16No.

10:17Well, at least not yet.

10:19I'm Greg.

10:20I am Chris.

10:21Greg Wooligan wasn't the kind of friend I wanted.

10:23But being the class punching bag brought us closer together.

10:26Cool footwear.

10:28It cost.

10:29If that's the new director, who was the old one?

10:33I didn't touch her.

10:35I don't know what story that is.

10:37Mr. Balber was accused of doing something that's too good to even mention because of public morals.

10:42The school paid a huge compensation and he lost his teaching license.

10:45If he moves to your street, you will receive a notification.

10:49Meanwhile, back home, my father should have been in bed.

10:52But he preferred losing sleep to losing money.

10:55What are you doing?

10:56I'm looking at the accounts.

10:57It saw?

10:58It says to pay 40.

10:59So I'll pay 40.

11:01Ah, but that's why I don't let you pay.

11:08Where are you going?

11:09To work.

11:10Will Chris get home in time to wake me up?

11:12And can I predict the future?

11:14What bit you?

11:17You should have predicted the future.

11:23At lunchtime I would get very hungry.

11:26I'm going to buy a hot dog.

11:27I'm going to buy a slice of pizza.

11:31I have my money.

11:38Then give me back my free pass.

11:40Do you want it back?

11:41Come and get your...

11:47After class, dude.

12:01I had a plan for after class.

12:03You waited a long time.

12:05Dude, it's a schoolyard fight.

12:06Student fight.

12:07It lasts one minute.

12:08Someone always came along to break things up.

12:09You just have to land the first punch.

12:12Someone comes to separate them.

12:20What are you waiting for, you stiff hair?

12:25This will all be over soon.

12:50Does anyone want to break up this fight?

12:52Does anyone want to break up this fight?

12:56Someone will go.

12:58Someone will go.

13:04He's waiting.

13:06Wait, wait, wait.

13:09Wait for me.

13:10Thank you, thank you.

13:11Wait a minute.

13:12L follows, Marta, come.

13:13I have a set time to eat.

13:14Wait.

13:16Wait.

13:17There's a boy who wants to catch it.

13:18Yes, I've seen it.

13:19Wait a minute.

13:20Let's go.

13:21Let's go.

13:22Ah!

13:26I bet you won't catch me tomorrow.

13:28I bet I'll catch it.

13:29I bet? Sit down!

13:30Can you stop your troublemakers?

13:31Go away

13:37I was still hungry.

13:38But I was almost home.

13:39What could possibly go wrong now?

13:42Daddy!

13:43Daddy!

13:45Daddy!

13:46That girl wanted to kill me.

13:48Daddy!

13:50Daddy!

13:50Do you want to see Dad in jail?

13:52I told her to stop.

13:54I need to go to the bathroom.

13:55I told you to go to school.

13:56That bathroom is disgusting.

14:01Just look

14:02We're going in.

14:03But inside

14:04I don't want to hear a peep.

14:06Nekas

14:06Did you understand me?

14:08I understood

14:21My father always slept in his uniform.

14:24So when he woke up

14:25I was all ready to go.

14:30I paid the bills.

14:31I paid

14:46You might think that ruining a pair of 40-pound shoes isn't a big deal.

14:50But you have to understand that my father's car only cost 65.

14:53I had to clean those shoes.

14:56I had to clean those shoes.

15:23For the first time that day

15:25Everything was so peaceful.

15:32I just had to keep everyone quiet until 5 o'clock.

15:45Father

15:47Father

15:48Father

15:50Time to wake up

15:52Is it already 5 o'clock?

15:54Already

15:55Isn't it 4.59?

15:58Not even

16:00No

16:03What kind of job should I get?

16:05The truck driver

16:16Hello?

16:17Hey my darling

16:18It's mom

16:19Is your father awake?

16:20Yes

16:21Excellent

16:21Get his dish out of the fridge and put it in the oven for me.

16:25What dish?

16:26What does a piece of chicken have?

16:41Didn't I already say...?

16:43Don't eat the biggest piece of chicken.

16:47But I was still hungry.

16:48My mother wasn't really mad at me.

16:50She was defending my father.

16:52Don't you see how big it is?

16:53She didn't want him to go to work hungry.

16:55Because if he worked while hungry

16:56He was in a bad mood.

16:57And in a bad mood

16:58He could call his boss a drug addict.

17:00What if he called his boss a drug addict?

17:02We would go back to the housing complex.

17:03It's your father who gets to eat the biggest piece.

17:10Did you understand?

17:17At least it didn't ruin the shoes.

17:24Come here, let me give you a kiss.

17:31To bed

17:36Rochelle

17:38What is it?

17:39I don't want to tell you what to do.

17:41But the thing is, I work very hard to pay for this apartment.

17:44Just because you earn the money

17:45It doesn't mean you know how to spend money.

17:47Learn how to deal with the system.

17:50But what system?

17:51The credit system

17:52I run the household like the government runs the country.

17:55In deficit

17:56Rent is paid on the 3rd.

17:58I'll pay on the 9th.

17:59Because you only receive it on the 7th.

18:01If you pay the electricity bill now

18:02There's no money for the market.

18:04The rent will be late.

18:05And you're going to have to work overtime.

18:07You won't want to do this.

18:09And who doesn't owe money in the marketplace?

18:11It ends with no money left.

18:17Why didn't you explain sooner?

18:20Why didn't you ask?

18:26Love

18:27Oh no, no love at all.

18:29Give me a little kiss

18:30Give your black man a kiss.

18:36Who told you to open the mail?

18:39Come here, sweetie.

18:40The last time he called me cute

18:42I got pregnant

18:43You're my sweetheart forever.

18:44Cute, isn't it?

18:45Okay, just one little kiss.

18:48I love you

18:49I love you too

18:54My old man always came to visit us.

18:56Between jobs

18:57Night work

18:58And the most night-time job yet.

19:01Father

19:02Oh, kid

19:03I thought I was sleeping.

19:06Sorry if I ate the big piece of chicken.

19:08The piece cost 89 cents.

19:11You didn't eat properly at school, did you?

19:13And I was hungry.

19:14I'm still hungry.

19:17Look, next time

19:19You eat a little more at breakfast, okay?

19:21Legal

19:22Here

19:24And don't be careless with that money.

19:26Some clever person might take it.

19:28And don't tell your mother.

19:33Did everything go well at school?

19:34I didn't tell him about the fight.

19:36My father went to school during the Civil Rights Movement era.

19:39And then the water jets, the tanks, and the dogs biting you.

19:43Whatnot

19:44Joey Caruso was no match.

19:46Yeah, it was pretty cool.

19:50Excellent

19:50I'll see you in the morning.

19:53Saying "I love you" wasn't Dad's style.

19:55He was one of the four fathers on the block.

19:58See you in the morning.

19:59I wanted to say that he was coming back home.

20:01Going back home was his way of saying I love you.

20:04Turn off the clock radio, kid.

20:06You don't see the time while you sleep.

20:08That's two cents per hour.

20:11What happened to my towels?

20:30What happened to my towels?

21:06Caption by Adriana Zanotto

21:09Thanks.

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