00:00That queen is never going to break up.
00:02She just wants to throw a party.
00:04It's clearly a cover of some catastrophic event.
00:07Yeah, marriage, am I right?
00:08No one's tied down this bad man forever.
00:10Who?
00:10Reverence.
00:11No, the moment you say I do, it'll unlock the mo-
00:15What are you looking at?
00:16What are you hiding?
00:17What are you hiding?
00:19You're the one with the reflective mask.
00:21Well, I asked you first.
00:22Well, I asked you second.
00:23Real, but you are-
00:25So where are we going?
00:27Planet Sparkles.
00:28Planet Sparkles.
00:31There, you will get changed in more ways than one.
00:34Hello!
00:36What was that?
00:37I said, hello!
00:40Well, we've been talking for a while, not sure why to say hello now.
00:44But fine, hello.
00:45Do you want to-
00:55Stick together, I've got to play.
00:57Greetings, Chris Perkins.
01:00Welcome to the Palace of Infinite Reflection, our self-reeducation celebrity center.
01:06Namaste.
01:07Ooh, sounds spiritual.
01:09It is so spiritual.
01:11Sounds like a trap.
01:12This guy's a vampire.
01:13I'm trapped in non-threatening teen vampire.
01:15I like to talk about feelings and how we're in love and can't be together.
01:20Isn't that beautiful?
01:21I'll answer that.
01:22It's very beautiful.
01:23The heart wants what it wants.
01:25I also detail on the side and wear women's jeans.
01:29Wow.
01:30Guys, we have to stay tough.
01:32I'm ready to not let the sausage go up.
01:35Yeah, I love getting verticals scrubbed off my bones.
01:39Really, right into it.
01:40Whoa, whoa, the tickles.
01:42Whee!
01:43Oh, yeah.
01:44I carry my tortured bass and my chiseled glutes.
01:47Oh, even you.
01:49What?
01:49I mean, I could turn down every size.
01:51She needs extra treatment.
01:53Yes, first you'll get a hot gem massage.
01:56Then an exfoliating flowering breakdown.
01:59Popsicle face bath can peel.
02:01Temperature's third contusion.
02:02The vegetable observation.
02:04And the clans with a glitter scrub and sparkle rinse.
02:08Excellent.
02:08Your hair.
02:11It's beautiful.
02:13Wait, what?
02:14Oh, no, no, no, no.
02:15What?
02:16Wow.
02:17Guys, this is not what you think.
02:18So adorable.
02:19And you.
02:20Are you covering up some underpass?
02:24No, it's not who I am.
02:26It's just hair.
02:26Look, if I pop it off, am I Bruce Willis now?
02:29I don't think so.
02:30Well, well, well.
02:32I thought you were tough.
02:33Looks like the pants on the other leg.
02:36Is she secretly cutesy?
02:37Look, they did this, okay?
02:39Not me.
02:39I mean, what?
02:40I sat in the mirror years ago in shame and took a permanent marker and hair by hair just,
02:45you know, recolored it.
02:46I mean, what kind of crazy person would do that?
02:48Pardon my language, but she's a real grumpled dumpus.
02:53Take a plus of music therapy.
02:55And she will enjoy our ceremony.
02:58No.
03:00No.
03:00There you go.
