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00:00Ice cream cone.
00:02Presenting Her Majesty, Queen Whatever-a-Wanabe, Empress of the Sistar System.
00:21Susan, would you get our guest something refreshing to do?
00:24Yes, Your Majesty.
00:28Thank you, Susan.
00:30Welcome guests to the Sistar System.
00:33Uh, help me out guys, what is this? A talking horse?
00:36Sorry about my appearance, I was in a meeting with the animal planet of anthropomorphia, so I look like a
00:41horse.
00:44I'm green whatever I would not be.
00:46I could change my form to something else if this makes you uncomfortable.
00:49What?
00:51Hey guys.
00:52Now go back, your horses might be more palatable.
00:54Whoever you are, let us go and stop attacking us.
00:57You scared me?
00:58You started it, what do you want with us?
01:00Trust me, my plans are totally sinister.
01:07Sincere, I just want to help you guys.
01:09All I need is your participation in a matrimonial ceremony.
01:13No way!
01:14Trust me, it'll be totally terrifying.
01:17Terrific.
01:18Terrific.
01:18That's what I mean.
01:19Why are we supposed to trust you?
01:21I'll tell you using the universal language.
01:23Is it math?
01:24The language that makes all the panic in our system.
01:27Oh, I know. Are we in a musical?
01:29Yeah.
01:30Yeah.
01:47I won't lie, it's actually very suspicious of me.
01:50I'm just not a villain.
01:53I have to do a equal time.
01:54No ulterior motives.
01:56Just want to help where I could.
01:58I want to shower you again.
02:00Because of what we could do.
02:01So there's no music in at all.
02:03The reason that she's left.
02:05Take whatever I want to be.
02:08Is the end of my life.
02:10Like in my life.
02:12I've seatbelts.
02:14Do we feel like it?
02:17Do we feel like it?
02:18I do feel like it.
02:18I'm so nervous.
02:19But that's the deal.
02:21I'm so massive.
02:24No, you don't get me.
02:26Hm.
02:26That's rude.
02:27I'm getting super evil vibes here.
02:30Do you see, do you like spaceships?
02:32Because I think they are grand.
02:33How'd you know that?
02:34How these spaceships is my one-of-binding trick?
02:45Come on, not poppin' up!
02:47Last time happened to her first day, she did it all, but she's just perfect.
02:54Yeah, I know she keeps saying that, but she's literally an evil thing.
02:57Yeah, she will end that question.
02:59A little bit of pirate without a ship that's so cool.
03:03It's got to fight her without a weapon, without a sword.
03:06Even her metaphors are suspicious.
03:08I've got a surprise for you.
03:10I'm trying to get really a pirate ship, and they populate and you're cool.
03:13The story checks out, she's cool, now she won't.
03:15What about me?
03:16Even a kitty, what's the most weird you need to imagine?
03:18A lot!
03:19I'm sad, baby!
03:20I'm sad, baby!
03:23I'm sad, man!
03:24Oh, I know, that's why I'm going to give you half of everything.
03:28Everything.
03:29Everything.
03:30Shots rap, stupid behavior.
03:31Oh yeah.
03:32Here are some other adjectives people use to describe you.
03:35I'm just technical, that's why, just un-mICA- Pressure and describe you?
03:41Oh, me?
03:42Uh-uh, me!
03:42Whatever one I need, the most least people question you'll ever be
03:48That is, you made my contact with me
03:52I totally won't have you executed me
03:55And these are fact-y, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil
04:01I've never seen
04:04Not me
04:10Sorry, we're not swayed by a little song and dance number
04:13Aw, I like the tune, especially the spaceship part and also no other part, just the spaceship part
04:17Artist to artist, I could tell it was from the heart
04:20I knew I would love you
04:21Game, recognize game
04:24You'll do perfectly for the ceremony
04:26I am perfect
04:27What is this matrimonial ceremony, buster?
04:30Oh, it's gonna be fun
04:31I built a space temple right in the center of our universe
04:34And at 5.15, all the stars will align
04:36And we'll hold a wedding between me and the man of bats
04:40The rest of y'all are gonna be in a wedding party
04:42And once we say I do
04:46Then you'll get all those gifts I promised y'all
04:49You're lying
04:50It's gonna summon our momageddon
04:51And we're gonna get tossed into the room of Siraj forever
04:54Whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no
04:55Beckham Quinson, did you say wedding?
04:58Man, you agreed to half of everything
05:00No, no, no, no
05:02I thought you were to leave
05:03Uh, yeah, I mean
05:04I am
05:05Obviously
05:07Later guy
05:08But
05:08That doesn't mean
05:09That I'm ready to say
05:10That I'm not gonna be
05:12The guy who's gonna
05:13Make that kind of a
05:14None of us
05:16Will be part of your wedding ceremony
05:18Ever
05:18Y'all are so
05:20Deathly, tough, and grouchy
05:2210 things we can change
05:23For the ceremony
05:24And this one
05:25We can change
05:26Most of all
05:27The
05:27No
05:28No
05:28But
05:28No
05:29No

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