00:02What? What was with my frame? What was with my frames?
00:11What is that?
00:14My frames are terrible.
00:29I don't even care about the frame.
00:30Don't care, don't care.
00:31What is me?
00:33Kill my frame.
00:37What is the frame?
00:40How do you...
00:40How do you do anything?
00:42You have a...
00:44I am such a bummer.
00:47What the hell?
00:50What?
00:55I don't even...
00:57What the hell?
00:58Is there a trend?
01:01Wait.
01:06Alright, I'm gonna have to...
01:09Hopefully next time I play, maybe it'll be close.
01:13Come on.
01:27Oh, I saw that.
01:30Wait, why does...
01:36I guess it's not bad for my first race.
01:39And it was horrible.
01:48That was wild.
01:49It's like I do 10...
01:51To get my achievement.
01:54Yeah, I'm ready.
01:56Whatever.
01:58Whatever.
02:01Whatever.
02:02Whatever.
02:03Whatever.
02:04Whatever.
02:06Whatever.
02:08Whatever.
02:23I also might be running like crap because I fiddled with my PC not long ago and had to restart
02:31my GPU driver like five times.
02:36So, hopefully that's what was causing the lag.
02:41Or maybe shaders.
02:43I don't know.
02:47Alright.
02:49Farm racing.
02:53Oh.
02:54Oh.
02:57Me, man.
02:58I suck.
03:02Oh.
03:06Oh.
03:15Did I hit?
03:16Yeah.
03:18Fuck.
03:45I don't know what that was.
03:51No, you bitch.
04:14Alright.
04:17That guy is so...
04:18Far ahead.
04:31Yeah, fuck you, motherfucker.
04:40Oh, he's got a bigger vehicle.
04:48I didn't get anything?
04:50Fuck my butt.
04:55Whoa, what was that?
04:58What the hell?
05:06No.
05:15Oh, fuck me, man.
05:24I just...
05:25Got my butt in.
05:32Fuck you guys.
05:53Oh, he left.
05:54Oh no.
05:55Okay.
05:56Okay.
06:07Okay.
06:13Okay.
06:15Okay.
06:22Okay.
06:23Okay.
06:25Okay.
06:37Geez, the loadings.
06:46Okay.
06:54Okay.
06:56Okay.
06:58Okay.
07:25I didn't know there was a drip style.
07:29Okay.
07:37I got to be a tryhard.
07:40Oh, that sucked.
07:41Oh, I'm sorry.
07:46Okay.
07:55Okay.
07:56Fuck you, Pete.
08:20No, no, I'm going to
08:26I'm fumbling
08:57I can't let him win
09:16Suck it
09:18Suck it
09:20Suck it
09:41Suck it
09:52I just got to do 10 races
10:11And 9 over here
10:12I love this
10:15Nice
11:01Oh, hell yeah.
11:05Oh, no.
11:08Alright.
11:20I don't know what this does.
11:25You fucker.
11:31What?
11:33Whatever, I don't even care.
11:39Geez.
11:42Wow, ouch.
11:55Oh, man.
12:01What just happened?
12:06That sucked.
12:11Did I hit myself?
12:37Alright.
12:43Where is this motherfucker?
13:10I don't even see them.
13:26I want this guy to pass.
13:36He's got the track.
13:56What?
13:59Wow.
14:02Wow.
14:06Wow.
14:12Wow.
14:14Wow.
14:29Wow.
14:31Wow.
14:31Wow.
14:32Wow.
14:32Wow.
14:33Wow.
15:09Oh, fuck.
15:12It was insane.
15:17What?
15:20What?
15:22What?
15:23Connection error.
15:29Oh.
15:33Am I still offline?
15:38I don't know.
15:59I can't even do it.
16:07What was that?
16:14Oh, shit.
16:19He saved me.
16:25He wanted that, I guess.
16:32I can't even finish this.
16:34I can't even do it.
16:35I'll be right back.
16:36Oh, shit.
16:56You gotta suck every hit, ever.
17:11I'll take a second, I don't care.
17:32Switch back and forth.
17:35Can I also drop?
17:39Alright, uh, advanced.
17:42Can I do advanced?
17:43Oh wait, can I do, instead of, can I just do high?
17:50Yes.
17:53Maybe that'll stop my frame drops.
17:56Usually the difference between epic and high is not much.
18:01For a visual color.
18:08Unless you take a picture.
18:10Like, screen shots and stuff.
18:18Just wanna get my achievement.
18:21Playing these racies.
18:43Wait, what?
18:50Come on.
18:54Did they just sh- What was that?
19:02That was weird.
19:06I guess- I guess I saw a dude.
19:14I don't know how to play.
19:24Oh, shit.
19:27Oh, I'm sorry.
19:31No!
19:38I don't- I don't- I don't-
19:46I don't know how to play.
19:54Oh, shit.
19:59Oh, shit.
20:06Oh, shit.
20:12I'm a fan of that.
20:19Awww.
20:33Yeah, suck it.
20:34Ow.
20:48Oh no.
20:49Are those nodes?
21:00Oh no.
21:11I'm trying to jump.
21:13Oh my god.
21:16My frames.
21:19You know, at least I'll be playing offline after these.
21:30I don't know how to jump, you fucks.
21:38I don't know how to jump.
21:44Oh my god.
21:49Oh my god.
22:12Oh, okay.
22:14That matters.
22:17I think this game shuts down next year.
22:26Dodge the lasers.
22:55Oh, my God.
22:57Oh, my God.
23:02Oh, my poor 90s.
23:06I can't handle these brick fizzes.
23:15Bitch.
23:16Bitch.
23:17Bitch.
23:20Bitch.
23:28Bitch.
23:31Oh, okay.
23:34Ow.
23:37Was that a bad play?
23:39It feels like it was.
23:44Yeah, I missed every item.
23:59I can't shoot behind me, I guess.
24:02Good to know.
24:07Wait, he did not think?
24:18That was- oh, okay.
24:20Okay.
24:25He was right on.
24:45Even though.
25:02That's pretty cool.
25:24Wait, they all look so cool compared to me.
25:33Oh, sorry about that.
25:37Oh my god.
25:49Bingo.
26:00He still killed me.
26:10Oh shit.
26:12Holy lord.
26:24I don't know why, I just blanked out.
26:39What is going on dude?
26:44We got ems all, we got ems all.
26:58Yeah, it's Bingo.
27:11I didn't see it.
27:15Oh my god, I will not respawn.
27:29No, I want that so bad.
27:42Shoot.
27:43Shoot.
27:52Whatever.
27:53Shoot.
27:53Shoot.
27:53Shoot.
27:53Shoot.
27:53Shoot.
27:53Shoot.
27:53Shoot.
27:54Shoot.
27:54Shoot.
27:54Shoot.
28:06Shoot.
28:17Shoot.
28:19Shoot.
28:44Shoot.
28:45Shoot.
28:46Shoot.
28:47Oh god, god.
28:49I know I messed up.
28:51Or did I?
28:52Okay.
29:02Oosh.
29:03That was not just fun in the end.
29:06Aww.
29:22I want a name.
29:24Okay, bye.
29:32Yeah, suck.
29:34Oh, shit.
29:36I deserve that.
29:42I deserve this so bad.
29:55Yeah.
30:06Neat bitch.
30:07Ass bitch.
30:08Oh, yeah.
30:09I got tapped.
30:10No, I forgot.
30:18Yeah, suck it.
30:20Whatever your name is.
30:35Yes.
30:39Alright, last lap.
30:41Gotta play it smart.
30:50Okay.
30:59Suck it.
31:07I'm trying to win.
31:37I got a coming up on time, right?
31:53it's a beautiful place
32:18wait wait what
32:22what are we supposed to do
32:26oh is Y jump
32:30yep well now I know
32:35that's totally safe
32:38wait can I do it
32:43okay that potential right there
32:53oh my guys
32:56alright this is a bad map for me
33:02I want up
33:10alright whatever
33:12ow ow
33:25can I just DNF please
33:43yeah
33:47I want it
33:49chill
33:50chill
34:07ow
34:07ow
34:07ow
34:26I made it
34:45shit
34:46in my pants
35:12the only race that took over
35:15I didn't know I could jump mid-air
35:21son of a gun he sent me into space
35:35not my proudest race
35:37not my proudest race
35:41so
36:00the
36:01is
36:01that's
36:03why
36:03do
36:09Oh, what is that vehicle?
36:20Yep, they play like I do
36:36Dang
36:39Oh, I did it
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