00:01The man of bats.
00:03Welcome.
00:05Hey, girl, hi.
00:07I've detected a deep emptiness, according to my calculations.
00:11Who?
00:13Or what other things.
00:17I know how he feels.
00:19I mean, what a weirdo.
00:21I totally don't relate to that.
00:23The time for all of my getting years.
00:26You must find a weakness.
00:27It's a different thing I do.
00:28Relax, girl.
00:30I got you.
00:31I'll just let you take a little bit.
00:34Okay, let's address the elephant in the room.
00:38Listen, lady, don't try it in my case.
00:41Batman is a permanent bat-chiller.
00:45Yeah.
00:46Can you imagine if having a family with someone I love healed some of my darkest trauma?
00:52Or if there's no way I'm marrying you?
00:55Well, of course not.
00:56Oh, yeah, but you said that.
00:58I wanted to marry you.
01:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01I mean, I was just saying that to make the person I actually want to marry jealous.
01:06Good.
01:06So I guess we're done here, or...
01:09Marry family.
01:10That's a good one.
01:12It's fun.
01:13Yeah.
01:13And out of curiosity, why wouldn't you want to marry me?
01:18Just, you know, again, purely for curiosity's sake.
01:21Oh, I don't know if guys like you.
01:23What do you mean, guys, I mean?
01:25Oh, great.
01:26We're singing right on time.
01:27Listen, Bruce.
01:28Listen, Bruce.
01:29It's nothing, Bruce.
01:30It's just...
01:31I've dated me like you before and you're just not my time.
01:35Fine, tell me.
01:35Never around during the day, only come out at night.
01:52I'm more of a king guy myself.
01:54I love him as Beetlejuice.
01:56I'm just not into God, but that's what makes it so relatable.
02:02I'm just not into God, so we can't fly.
02:08I can't fly.
02:09Come back, we can fly.
02:10Rich voice was catching, but not my time.
02:13What is he doing?
02:13They're totally in bed on my crib tonight.
02:18Bruce.
02:19I'm just not into Gotham City, guys.
02:23So what?
02:23You did Superman.
02:24I don't care.
02:25I like it.
02:26Listen, I'll do it.
02:26You're clearly just you.
02:28You got it.
02:28Dudes are the best.
02:30We have deep, manly voices and insanely.
02:32We're ready with pets.
02:33We're half-like level high, and we're over-level rich.
02:37We're George Clooney, level sharp, and now killin' folks.
02:40We work for our powers, cause we're self-made men.
02:43We just get them from the sun, like a titled alien.
02:49Go on one game with me, and you'll change your mind.
02:52Unsubscribe.
02:53I'm just not into Gotham City, guys.
02:58So that you are not.
03:00I'm just not into guys who don't wear tight.
03:05I used to wear tights.
03:06That's kind of blessed.
03:08I'm looking for a hug, and someone to share my crown.
03:11Ain't got the man I'm with, what's who would never show up.
03:14And let Anderson with you, those who are strong and not afraid of commitment and relationships.
03:20I won't make me mess.
03:21Oh, hey, brother, about the U.S.
03:24He's made of steel, and where's the red cane?
03:31Wait.
03:35Please marry me.
03:37Are you sure it is what you really want?
03:39Yes.
03:39Marry me, and then you'll see I am the best at everything, including commitment.
03:45But you want to do this in like 15 minutes?
03:47Make it a quarter of an hour.
03:48Look.
03:49Bye.
03:49Bye.
03:49Sorry.
