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00:02Are you ready for the ultimate challenge?
00:05I'm always ready!
00:07Then you know what this means!
00:08Syrup race!
00:10Go, Sir Syrup!
00:12Go, Mountie Man!
00:14Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
00:16Almost! Yes!
00:18I won!
00:21Oh, no way!
00:23Hey, Mabel, check this out!
00:25Human-sized hamster balls?
00:27I'm human-sized!
00:29No, no, Mabel, this. We see weirder stuff than that every day.
00:33We didn't get any photos of those gnomes, did we?
00:35Nope, just memories. And this beard hair.
00:38Why did you save that?
00:41Good morning, knuckleheads. You two know what day it is?
00:44Um, happy anniversary?
00:46Mazel tos!
00:47It's family fun day, genius!
00:50We're cutting off work and having one of those, you know, bonding-type deals.
00:54Grunkle Stan, is this gonna be anything like our last family bonding day?
00:59You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman!
01:02Uh-oh.
01:03Oh, the county jail was so cold.
01:07All right, maybe I haven't been the best summer caretaker.
01:09But I swear, today we're gonna have some real family fun.
01:12Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?
01:16Yay!
01:17Wait, what?
01:18We'll see you soon!
01:18Bye!
01:35Bye!
01:39Bye!
01:41Bye!
01:44Bye!
01:44Bye!
01:46Bye!
01:47Bye!
02:04Blindfolds never lead to anything good.
02:06Wow, I feel like all my other senses are heightened.
02:09I can see with my fingers.
02:13Grunkle Stan, are you wearing a blindfold?
02:16Nah, but with these cataracts, I might as well be.
02:18What is that, a woodpecker?
02:23Okay, okay.
02:24Open them up.
02:27Ta-da!
02:28It's fishing season.
02:29Fishing?
02:30What are you playing at, old man?
02:31You're gonna love it.
02:32The whole town's out here.
02:33Here, fishy fishies.
02:35Get into the pan.
02:36Say cheese.
02:40Uh, is this good?
02:41No!
02:43I'll show you how a real man fishes.
02:53Get him, get him!
02:55That's some quality family bonding.
02:57Grunkle Stan, why do you want to bond with us all of a sudden?
03:00Come on, this is gonna be great.
03:02I've never had fishing buddies before.
03:04The guys from the lodge won't go with me.
03:06They don't like or trust me.
03:08I think he actually wants to fish with us.
03:11Hey, I know what'll cheer you sad sacks up.
03:13Pow!
03:14Pine's family fishing hats.
03:16That's hand stitching, you know.
03:18It's just gonna be you, me, and those goofy hats on a boat for ten hours.
03:23Ten hours?
03:24I brought the joke book.
03:26No, no!
03:28There has to be a way out of this.
03:30I've seen it!
03:31I've seen it again!
03:38The gravity falls gobble longer.
03:41Come quick before it scrab-doodles away.
03:45Aw, you're doing a happy jig.
03:48No!
03:49It's a jig of grave danger!
03:52Hey, hey!
03:53Now, what did I tell you about scaring my customers?
03:55This is your last warning, Dad.
03:57But I got proof this time by gumity.
04:02Behold!
04:03It's the gobbledy-wonker what done did it.
04:06It had a long neck like a giraffe.
04:08And wrinkly skin like this gentleman right here.
04:11Huh?
04:11It shod my boat up to smitheroons.
04:14It shim-shammed over to Scuttlebutt Island.
04:17You gotta believe me!
04:20Attention all units.
04:21We got ourselves a crazy old man.
04:28Ah, donkey spittle!
04:30You're banjo polish!
04:33Well, that happened.
04:34Now, let's untie this boat and get out on that lake.
04:37Mabel, did you hear what that old dude said?
04:39Ah, donkey spittle!
04:41The other thing about the monster.
04:43If we can snag a photo of it,
04:45we could split the prize 50-50.
04:47That's two fifties!
04:49Imagine what you could do with five hundred dollars!
04:57Not so high and mighty anymore.
05:10You can look, but you can't touch.
05:14Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!
05:16Squeak, squeak!
05:17Awesome!
05:19Mabel?
05:20Mabel?
05:20Dipper, I am one million percent on board with this!
05:24Grunkle Stan!
05:26Change of plans!
05:27We're taking that boat to Scuttlebutt Island,
05:29and we're gonna find that gobble-wonker!
05:32Monster hunt!
05:33Monster hunt!
05:34Monster hunt!
05:34Monster hunt!
05:35Monster!
05:37I'll go!
05:40You dude say something about a monster hunt?
05:43Zeus!
05:43What's up, Hambone?
05:46Kaboosh!
05:46Kaboosh!
05:47Explode!
05:48Dude, you could totally use my boat for your hunt.
05:50It's got a steering wheel, chairs, normal boat stuff.
05:53All right, all right, let's think this through.
05:55Your kids could go waste your time
05:57on some epic monster-finding adventure,
06:00or you could spend the day learning how to tie knots
06:03and skewer worms with your great-uncle Stan!
06:18So, what do you say?
06:20Yay!
06:21We made the right choice!
06:23Yes!
06:26Ingrates?
06:26Ah, who needs them?
06:28I got a whole box of creepy fish-in-laws
06:30to keep me company.
06:35Hoist the anchor!
06:38Raise the flag!
06:40We're gonna find that gobble walker!
06:43We're gonna win that photo contest!
06:45Do any of you dudes have sunscreen?
06:47We're gonna go get sunscreen!
06:50Yay!
07:02All right, if we want to win this contest,
07:04we've got to do it right.
07:05Think, what's the number one problem
07:07with most monster hunts?
07:09Your side character,
07:10you would die in the first five minutes of the movie.
07:12Dude, am I a side character?
07:13You ever think about stuff like that?
07:15No, no, no, camera trouble.
07:16Say Bigfoot shows up.
07:18Seuss, be Bigfoot.
07:21There he is, Bigfoot.
07:23Uh-oh, no camera.
07:25Oh, wait, here's one.
07:27Oh, no film.
07:28You see?
07:28You see what I'm doing here?
07:30Oh, yeah.
07:31Dude's got a point.
07:32That's why I bought 17 disposable cameras.
07:35Two on my ankle, three in my jacket,
07:37four for each of you,
07:38three extras in this bag,
07:39and one under my hat.
07:41There's no way we're gonna miss this.
07:43Okay, everybody, let's test our cameras out.
07:46Ah, dude!
07:47You see?
07:48This is exactly why you need backup cameras.
07:50We still have 16.
07:51Ah!
07:52Ah, bird!
07:5315.
07:54Okay, guys, I repeat,
07:55don't lose your cameras.
07:57Wait, lose the cameras?
07:58Don't!
07:59Dude, I just threw two away.
08:0013.
08:01All right.
08:01We still have 13 cam...
08:0512.
08:06We have 12 cameras.
08:07So what's the plan?
08:08Throw more cameras overboard or what?
08:10No!
08:11No!
08:11Okay, you'll be lookout,
08:13Seuss can work the steering wheel,
08:14and I'll be captain.
08:15What?
08:16Why do you get to be captain?
08:18What about Mabel, huh?
08:20Mabel!
08:21Mabel!
08:22Mabel!
08:23Mabel!
08:24I'm not sure that's a good idea.
08:25What about co-captain?
08:27There's no such thing as co-captain.
08:28Oh, whoops.
08:30Okay, fine!
08:31You can be co-captain.
08:32Can I be associate co-captain?
08:33As co-captain,
08:34I authorize that request.
08:36Well, as first co-captain,
08:37our number one order of business
08:39is to lure the monster out with this.
08:42Permission to taste some?
08:43Granted.
08:44Permission co-granted.
08:46Permission associate co-granted.
08:52Dude, I don't know what I expected that to taste like.
08:55Oh, Seuss.
08:56Traitors!
08:57I'll find my own fishing buddies.
09:03There's my new pals!
09:09Now that we're alone, Rosanna,
09:11there's a burning question
09:13which my heart longs to ask of you.
09:15Oh, Reginald.
09:16Hey!
09:19Wanna hear a joke?
09:21Here goes.
09:22My ex-wife still misses me,
09:25but her aim is getting better!
09:28Her aim is getting better!
09:31You see, it's funny because marriage is terrible.
09:35What?
09:43Hey, how's it going?
09:44It's going awesome!
09:46Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow!
09:48Mabel, leave that thing alone.
09:50Aw, I don't mind none.
09:51Hey, look, I'm drinking water!
09:53Quink-quink-quink-quink, Mabel!
09:57Aren't you supposed to be doing lookout?
09:59Lookout!
10:02But seriously, I'm on it.
10:04Whoa!
10:06See?
10:06We're here!
10:07I'm a lookout genius!
10:09Hamster Ball, here we come!
10:21Dude, check it out!
10:22Butt Island!
10:23Zeus, you rapscallion!
10:26Hey!
10:27Why aren't you laughing?
10:28Are you scared?
10:30Yeah, right, I'm not...
10:31Yeah, you are!
10:33Hey!
10:33Ow!
10:33Quit it!
10:35Ow!
10:35Stop, Mabel!
10:40Dude, did you guys hear that?
10:42What was that?
10:43Was it your stomach?
10:44Nah, my stomach normally sounds like whale noises.
10:52Wow, so majestic!
10:56Our lantern!
10:57Ah, I can't see anything!
10:59Dude, I don't know, man.
11:01Maybe this, uh, maybe this isn't worth it.
11:03Not worth it?
11:04Guys, imagine what would happen if we got that picture!
11:08Tonight, we're here with adventure seeker Dipper Pines,
11:11who bravely photographed the elusive Gobble Walker.
11:14Tell me, Dipper, what's the secret to your success?
11:17Well, I run away from nothing.
11:20Nothing except for when I ran away from my annoying grunkle Stan,
11:23who I ditched in order to pursue that lake monster.
11:26How right you were to do so.
11:27They look like a real piece of work.
11:29I don't often do this,
11:30but I feel the need to give you an award.
11:35Charlie!
11:38Why won't you interview me?
11:44I'm in!
11:45Me too!
11:47All right, dudes, I'm coming!
11:54My name is Mabel.
11:55It rhymes with table.
11:57It also rhymes with glabel.
11:59It also rhymes with shmabel.
12:01Dude, we should be writing this down.
12:02Guys, guys, guys, you hear something?
12:07This is it!
12:08This is it!
12:10This is it!
12:12This is it!
12:18Oh!
12:22Everyone, get your cameras ready.
12:28Ready?
12:29Go!
12:42But what was that noise then?
12:44I heard a monster noise.
12:51Sweet.
12:52Beaver with a chainsaw.
12:53Maybe that old guy was crazy after all.
12:56He did use the word Scrap Doodle.
13:01Look, when you thread the line,
13:02a lot of people don't know this,
13:03but you want to use a barrel knot.
13:05That's a secret from one fishing buddy to another.
13:08Uh, I, uh, who are you exactly?
13:12Just call me your Grunkle Stan!
13:14Sir, sir, sir!
13:15Why are you talking to our son?
13:17If you don't leave right now,
13:19I'm calling the police!
13:21You see, the thing about that is...
13:23Go bother your own kids!
13:25Ooh, yeah!
13:26Work it, work it!
13:27Nice, nice.
13:28Give me another one of those.
13:29Yeah, I like that one.
13:31What are we gonna say to Grunkle Stan?
13:33We ditched him over nothing.
13:38Hey, guys, do you feel that?
13:40Hey, hey, whoa, whoa!
13:46This is it!
13:48Come on, this is our chance!
13:52What's wrong with you guys?
13:55Dipper?
13:56It's not that hard, all right?
13:57All you gotta do is point and shoot.
14:00Like this.
14:05Run!
14:16Get back to the boat!
14:18Hurry!
14:23That's a picture!
14:25Dude, if it makes you feel any better,
14:26I got tons of pictures of those beavers, dude!
14:29Why would that make me feel better?
14:30Why would that make me feel better?
14:37Come on, let's get out of here, dudes!
14:41All right, this is it!
14:43Cracked lens?!
14:44Seuss, get a photo!
14:49What are you doing?!
14:51Oh, I still got one left!
14:52Don't worry, dude!
14:54Ah!
15:07Go, go, go, go, go!
15:08Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
15:11God, Molly Coddling!
15:13Can you please tell me more funny stories, Pop Pop?
15:17Anything for my fish and bunnies!
15:22Pop Pop, I just realized that...
15:26I love you.
15:27Oh, come on!
15:28Boo!
15:30Boo!
15:31Hey now, what's the big idea?
15:33Maybe he has no one who loves him, Pop Pop.
15:37Yeah, well, I... I...
15:47Seuss!
15:48Beavers!
15:52Joom.
15:53Fall No!
15:54Beers!
15:55Move Move!
16:01Oh!
16:16Headlock!
16:17Dead! Dead! Dead!
16:24The fishes, they seek revenge!
16:28Swim, boys, swim!
16:38Easy, easy.
16:42My glass!
16:43Where do I go?
16:49Go to the falls!
16:50I think there might be a cave behind there!
16:52Might be!
17:07It's stuck!
17:09Yeah!
17:10Wait, it's stuck?
17:15Boop!
17:17Ah!
17:22Did you get a good one?
17:23They're all good ones!
17:25Woo!
17:25It's the ball!
17:33What the...
17:36Huh?
17:38What's wrong?
17:41Careful, dude!
17:42I've got this!
17:43Hold on!
17:45Hey, guys!
17:47Come check this out!
17:57Where's the bellows and the...
18:00Huh?
18:00Oh, banjo polish!
18:03You?
18:04You made this?
18:06Why?
18:07Well, I...
18:09I, uh...
18:11I just wanted attention!
18:13I still don't understand!
18:15Well, first I just hootin' added up a biomechanical brainwave generator!
18:19And then I learned to operate a stick shift with my beard!
18:21Okay, yeah.
18:23But why did you do it?
18:25Well, when you get to be an old fella like me, nobody pays any attention to you anymore!
18:29My own son hasn't visited me in months!
18:32So I figured maybe I'd catch his fancy with a 15-ton aquatic robot!
18:41In retrospect, it seems a bit contrived!
18:44You just don't know the lengths us old-timers go through for a little quality time with our family!
18:53Dude, I guess the real, like, monster is you two!
18:57Sorry, I just, like, boom, just popped into my head there!
19:01So, did you ever talk to your son about how you felt?
19:04No, sir! I got to work straight on the robot!
19:06I mean, lots of robots in my day!
19:08Like when my wife left me and I created a homicidal pterodactyl-tron!
19:11Oh, and my pal Ernie didn't come to my retirement party!
19:14And I constructed an 80-ton shame-bot that exploded the entire downtown area!
19:21Well, time to get back to work on my death ray!
19:27Any of you kids got a screwdriver?
19:29Well, so much for the photo contest.
19:32You still have one roll of film left.
19:34What do you want to do with it?
19:40Hey! Over here!
19:44What the? Kids?
19:46I thought you two were off playing spin the bottle with Zeus!
19:49Well, we spent all day trying to find a legendary dinosaur.
19:53But we realized the only dinosaur we want to hang out with is right here.
19:58Save your sympathy!
20:00I've been having a great time without you!
20:02Making friends, talking to my reflection.
20:03I gotta run in with the lake police!
20:06Guess I gotta wear this ankle bracelet now, so that'll be fun.
20:08So, I guess there isn't room in that boat for three more?
20:16You knuckleheads ever seen me thread a hook with my eyes closed?
20:19Five bucks says you can't do it.
20:20You're on!
20:21Five more bucks says you can't do it with your eyes closed,
20:24plus me singing at the top of my lungs!
20:27I like those odds!
20:29Whoa! What happened to your shirt?
20:31Long story, dude.
20:32All right, everybody get together.
20:34Say fishing!
20:35Fishing!
20:36Dude, am I on the frame?
20:54What was that?
20:55Mm-hmm.
20:57What was that?
20:59Mm-hmm.
21:10Who wants to hear a joke?
21:12Not me.
21:13Yeah, you do.
21:14Here it goes.
21:15Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
21:20I don't care!
21:22Cause he had a very big bill!
21:24La la la la la!
21:26Ugh.
21:27Bad joke.
21:27Bad pelican joke.
21:29Hooray!
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