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00:00Ah, summer break.
00:02So do you want cheese on that, hon?
00:03Sure, hi.
00:04A time for leisure, recreation, and taking her easy.
00:09Unless you're me.
00:16It's getting closer!
00:25My name is Dipper.
00:27The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel.
00:29You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart,
00:31fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.
00:35Look out!
00:39Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.
01:24Let's rewind.
01:27It all began when our parents decided to go home.
01:29We could use some fresh air.
01:30They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon
01:34to stay at our great uncle's place in the woods.
01:38This attic is amazing!
01:41Check out all my splinters!
01:44And there's a goat on my bed.
01:46Hey, friend!
01:47Oh!
01:48Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater.
01:52My sister tended to look on the bright side of things.
01:55Yay!
01:56Grass!
01:57But I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings.
02:01Boom!
02:03And then there was our great uncle Stan.
02:06That guy.
02:10It was worth it!
02:12Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called the Mystery Shack.
02:16The real mystery was why anyone came.
02:19Ladies and gentlemen, behold!
02:21The Sass Crunch!
02:24Whoa!
02:26And guess who had to work there?
02:30No touching the merchandise!
02:33It looked like it was going to be the same boring routine all summer.
02:36Until one fateful day.
02:40He's looking at it!
02:42He's looking at it!
02:44Uh, do you like me?
02:47Yes.
02:48Definitely.
02:49Absolutely.
02:51I rigged it.
02:52Mabel, I know you're going through your whole boy-crazy phase,
02:56but I think you're kind of overdoing it with the crazy part.
02:59What?!
03:00Come on, Dipper!
03:02This is our first summer away from home!
03:04It's my big chance to have an epic summer romance!
03:08Yeah, but do you need to flirt with every guy you meet?
03:11My name is Mabel, but you can call me the girl of your dreams!
03:16I'm joking!
03:18Oh my gosh, you like turtles?
03:21I like turtles too!
03:22What is happening here?
03:25Come one, come all!
03:27To the Mattress Prince's kingdom of savings!
03:30Take me with you!
03:32Mock all you want, brother, but I got a good feeling about this summer!
03:37I wouldn't be surprised if the man of my dreams walked through that door right now!
03:42Ugh!
03:44Ugh!
03:45Not good!
03:45Ow!
03:46Oh, why?!
03:48Alright, alright, look alive, people!
03:50I need someone to go hammer up these signs in the spooky part of the forest!
03:53Not it!
03:53Not it!
03:53Uh, also not it!
03:55Nobody asked you, Seuss!
03:56I know.
03:57And I'm comfortable with that!
03:59Wendy!
04:00I need you to put up this sign!
04:02I would, but I...
04:04Can't...
04:04Reach it...
04:06Ugh!
04:06I'd fire all of you if I could!
04:08Alright, let's make it...
04:09Eenie, meenie, miney...
04:11You!
04:12Aw, what?
04:13Grunkle Stan, whenever I'm in those woods, I feel like I'm being watched!
04:16Ugh!
04:17This again!
04:17I'm telling you, something weird is going on in this town!
04:20Just today, my mosquito bite spelled out, beware!
04:23That says, be-warb!
04:27Look, kid, the whole monsters in the forest thing is just local legend!
04:30Drummed up by guys like me to sell merch to guys like that!
04:35So quit being so paranoid!
04:43Ugh!
04:44Grunkle Stan!
04:45Nobody ever believes anything I say!
04:50Huh?
05:10What the...?
05:25It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began studying the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls,
05:31Oregon!
05:36What is all this?
05:39Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed.
05:41I'm being watched.
05:42I must hide this book before he finds it.
05:44Remember, in Gravity Falls, there is no one you can trust.
05:49No one you can trust.
05:50Hello!
05:51Ah!
05:52Whatcha reading?
05:53Some nerd thing?
05:54Uh, uh, it's nothing!
05:56Uh, uh, it's nothing!
05:58What?
05:58Are you actually not gonna show me?
06:01Uh...
06:02Let's go somewhere private.
06:07It's amazing!
06:08Grunkle Stan said I was being paranoid, but according to this book, Gravity Falls has this secret dark side.
06:14Whoa!
06:15Shut up!
06:16And get this.
06:17After a certain point, the pages just stopped.
06:20Like the guy who was writing it mysteriously disappeared.
06:24Who's that?
06:25Well, time to spill the beans.
06:27Rope.
06:28Beans.
06:29This girl's got a date.
06:31Woop woop!
06:32Let me get this straight.
06:33In the half hour I was gone, you already found a boyfriend?
06:37What can I say?
06:38I guess I'm just irresistible!
06:42Oh!
06:43Coming!
06:46Whatcha reading there, Slick?
06:48Oh!
06:48I was just catching up on, uh...
06:51Gold Chains for Old Men magazine?
06:53That's a good issue.
06:54Hey, family!
06:56Say hello to my new boyfriend!
07:00What's up?
07:02Hey!
07:02How's it hangin'?
07:03We met at the cemetery.
07:05He's really deep.
07:07Oh!
07:07Little muscle there.
07:08That's...
07:09What a surprise.
07:11So...
07:12What's your name?
07:13Uh...
07:14Normal.
07:15Man!
07:16He means Norman.
07:17Are you bleeding, Norman?
07:20It's jam!
07:22I love jam!
07:25Look at this!
07:27So...
07:27You wanna go...
07:29Gold Hands?
07:29Or...
07:30Whatever?
07:31Oh!
07:31Oh my goodness!
07:33Don't wait up!
07:39There was something about Norman that wasn't right.
07:42I decided to consult the journal.
07:44Known for their pale skin and bad attitudes, these creatures are often mistaken for...
07:48Teenagers!
07:49Beware, Gravity Falls is nefarious!
07:52Gasp!
07:53Gasp!
07:54What's up?
07:55Zombie!
07:56Zombie!
07:57Zombie!
07:59Somebody say...
08:00Crombie?
08:01What is that?
08:01Crombie?
08:02It's not even a word.
08:03You're losing your mind.
08:05Grr!
08:06Grr!
08:07Grr!
08:08Grr!
08:08Grr!
08:08I like you!
08:10Oh no!
08:11Mabel!
08:12No, no Mabel!
08:14Watch out!
08:15Grr!
08:15Grr!
08:16Grr!
08:18Grr!
08:20Grr!
08:21Daisies!
08:23You scallywag!
08:24Is my sister really dating a zombie?
08:26Or am I just going nuts?
08:28It's a dilemma to be sure.
08:29I couldn't help but overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room.
08:33Seuss, you've seen Mabel's boyfriend.
08:35He's gotta be a zombie, right?
08:37Hmm.
08:37How many brains did you see the guy eat?
08:40Zero.
08:41Look dude, I believe you.
08:42I'm always noticing weird stuff in this town.
08:44Like the mailman?
08:45Pretty sure that dude's a werewolf.
08:52But you gotta have evidence.
08:54Otherwise people are gonna think you're a major league cuckoo clock.
08:57As always, Seuss, you're right.
08:59My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse.
09:02Seuss!
09:03The portable toilets are clogged again!
09:05I am needed elsewhere.
09:10My sister could be in trouble.
09:11It was time to get some evidence.
09:38I'd seen enough.
09:43Mabel, we've gotta talk about Norman.
09:45Isn't he the best?
09:46Check out this giant smooch mark he gave me.
09:50Ah!
09:50Ha ha!
09:52Colorable.
09:53It was just an accident with the leaf blower.
09:58Kissing practice!
10:02Whoa!
10:03Turn it off!
10:04Turn it off!
10:06That was fun.
10:07No, Mabel, listen.
10:09I'm trying to tell you that Norman is not what he seems.
10:14You think he might be a vampire?
10:16That would be so awesome!
10:18Guess again, sister.
10:20Shabam!
10:21Ah!
10:21Oh, wait.
10:22I'm sorry.
10:23Shabam!
10:23A zombie?
10:25That is not funny, Dipper.
10:26I'm not joking.
10:28It all adds up.
10:29The bleeding.
10:29The limp.
10:30He never blinks!
10:32Have you noticed that?
10:33Maybe he's blinking when you're blinking.
10:36Mabel, remember what the book said about Gravity Falls?
10:39Trust no one!
10:40What about me, huh?
10:41Why can't you trust me?
10:43Beep bop!
10:44Mabel, he's gonna eat your brain!
10:46Dipper, listen to me.
10:48Norman and I are going on a date at 5 o'clock,
10:51and I'm gonna be adorable,
10:53and he's gonna be dreamy,
10:55and I'm not gonna let you ruin it
10:56with one of your crazy conspiracies!
11:01What am I gonna do?
11:05Coming!
11:07Hey, Norman.
11:08How do I look?
11:11Shiny!
11:13You always know what to say.
11:18Seuss is right.
11:19I don't have any real evidence.
11:22I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes, and...
11:25Wait, what?!
11:30I was right!
11:31Oh, my gosh!
11:32Oh, my gosh!
11:33Groggle Stan!
11:33Groggle Stan!
11:34Groggle Stan!
11:35And here we have rock that looks like a face rock.
11:38The rock that looks like a face.
11:40Does it look like a rock?
11:41No, it looks like a face.
11:42Is it a face?
11:43It's a rock that looks like a face!
11:46Over here!
11:47Groggle Stan!
11:47For the fifth time!
11:48It's not an actual face!
11:53Finally, we're alone.
11:56Yes.
11:57Alone.
11:58Stan!
11:59Stan!
12:01Wendy!
12:02Wendy!
12:02I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie!
12:08Try not to hit any pedestrians.
12:13Dude, it's me.
12:15Seuss.
12:15This is for the zombies.
12:17Thanks.
12:18And this is in case you see a pinata.
12:21Uh, thanks?
12:22Better safe than sorry!
12:26Ugh, Mabel.
12:27Now that we've gotten to know each other, there's...
12:30There's something I should tell you.
12:34Oh, Norman.
12:35You can tell me anything!
12:37Please be a vampire.
12:38Please be a vampire.
12:39Alright, just...
12:40Just don't freak out, okay?
12:42Just...
12:42Just keep an open mind.
12:43Be cool.
12:45Ah!
12:50Is this weird?
12:52Is this too weird?
12:52Do you need to sit down?
12:54Right.
12:55I'll explain.
12:56So!
12:57We're gnomes.
12:59First off, get that one out of the way.
13:01Uh...
13:01I'm Jeff, and here we have Carson, Steve, Jason, and...
13:06I'm sorry, I always forget your name.
13:09Shmebulok.
13:11Shmebulok.
13:12Yes!
13:12Anyways, long story short, us gnomes have been looking for a new queen.
13:17Right, guys?
13:18Queen!
13:19Queen!
13:20Queen!
13:21So, what do you say?
13:26Will you join us in holy matronomy... matri... matrimony?
13:31Blah!
13:32Can't talk today.
13:34Look, I'm sorry, guys.
13:37You're really sweet, but I'm a girl, and you're gnomes,
13:41and it's like, what?
13:45Yikes.
13:46We understand.
13:48We'll never forget you, Mabel.
13:50Because we're gonna kidnap you.
13:52Huh?
13:52Ah!
13:52Ah!
13:53Ah!
13:55Don't worry, Mabel!
13:56I'll save you from that zombie!
14:01Hold on!
14:05The more you struggle, the more awkward this is gonna be for everybody.
14:09Just...
14:10Okay.
14:11Just get her arm there, Steve.
14:12Ah!
14:13Ah!
14:13Let go of me!
14:14Ah!
14:20What the heck is going on here?
14:24Tipper!
14:25Norman turned out to be a bunch of gnomes!
14:27And they're total jerks!
14:28Ugh!
14:28Hair!
14:29Hair!
14:29Hair!
14:30Gnomes?
14:31Huh, I was way off.
14:33Gnomes.
14:34Little Men of the Gravity Falls Forest.
14:36Weaknesses Unknown.
14:38Oh, come on!
14:39Hey!
14:40Hey!
14:40Let go of my sister!
14:42Oh!
14:42Hey there!
14:44Um, you know, this is all really just a big misunderstanding.
14:47You see, your sister's not in danger.
14:49She's just marrying all 1,000 of us and becoming our gnome queen for all eternity.
14:53Isn't that right, honey?
14:54You guys are butt faces!
14:56Help us!
14:57Give her back right now or else.
14:59You think you can stop us, boy?
15:02You have no idea what we're capable of.
15:05The gnomes are a powerful race!
15:07Do not trifle with the...
15:09Ah!
15:13He's getting away with our queen!
15:15No, no, no!
15:17Seatbelt.
15:21You've messed with the wrong creatures, boy.
15:24Gnomes of the forest!
15:26Assemble!
15:39Hurry before they come after us!
15:41I wouldn't worry about it.
15:42See their little legs?
15:44Suckers are tiny.
15:51Dang.
15:53All right, team work, guys.
15:55Like we practiced.
16:04Come back with our queen!
16:06It's getting closer!
16:07Uh-oh!
16:13Uh-oh!
16:14Uh-oh!
16:16Uh-oh!
16:18Uh-oh!
16:18Uh-oh!
16:19Smaapulock!
16:20Ah!
16:21Uh-oh!
16:23A save you, Dipper!
16:25Uh-oh!
16:26Uh-oh!
16:28Uh-oh!
16:34Uh-oh!
16:37Look out!
16:49Stay back, man!
16:55Where's Gunkle Stan?
16:57Behold! The world's most distracting object!
17:01Just try to look away, you can't!
17:05I can't even remember what I was talking about!
17:08It's the end of the line, kids!
17:10Mabel, marry us before we do something crazy!
17:13There's gotta be a way out of this!
17:15I gotta do it.
17:17What? Mabel, don't do this! Are you crazy?
17:20Trust me.
17:21What?
17:21Dipper, just this once. Trust me.
17:28All right, Jeff. I'll marry you.
17:31Hot dog! Help me down there, Jason. Thanks, Andy.
17:34All right, left foot, there we go.
17:35Watch those fingers, Mike.
17:37Huh? Huh?
17:44Bada bing, bada bam!
17:45Now let's get you back into the forest, honey.
17:47You may now kiss the bride.
17:51Well, don't mind if I do.
17:58Hey, hey, wait a minute!
18:01Whoa, whoa, what's going on?
18:05That's for lying to me!
18:08That's for breaking my heart!
18:10Ow, my face!
18:11And this is for messing with my brother!
18:15Wanna do the orders?
18:17On three!
18:18One, two, three!
18:22I'll get you back for this!
18:26Who's giving orders?
18:28I need orders!
18:29My arms are tired.
18:31Anyone else want some?
18:42Hey, Dipper, I, um, I'm sorry for ignoring your advice.
18:47You really were just looking out for me.
18:49Oh, don't be like that.
18:50You saved our butts back there.
18:52I guess I'm just sad that my first boyfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes.
18:56Look on the bright side.
18:58Maybe the next one will be a vampire.
19:00Oh, you're just saying that.
19:03Awkward sibling hug?
19:05Awkward sibling hug.
19:07Pat, pat.
19:11Yeesh!
19:12You two get hit by a bus or something?
19:13Uh, hey!
19:19When you know it, um, I accidentally overstocked some inventory.
19:23So, uh, how's about each of you take one item from the gift shop on the house, you know?
19:26Really?
19:27What's the catch?
19:28The catch is do it before I change my mind.
19:30Now take something.
19:32Ooh!
19:37Hmm.
19:38That ought to do the trick.
19:39And I will have a...
19:43Grappling hook!
19:45Yes!
19:46Wouldn't you rather have, like, a doll or something?
19:51Grappling hook!
19:52Fair enough.
19:56This journal told me there was no one in Gravity Falls I could trust.
20:01But when you battle a hundred gnomes side-by-side with someone, you realize that they've probably always got your
20:06back.
20:08Hey, Mabel, could you get the light?
20:10I'm on it.
20:13It worked!
20:16Grappling hook.
20:17Our uncle told us there was nothing strange about this town.
20:20But who knows what other secrets are waiting to be unlocked.
20:24Oh, my God!
20:26Oh, my God.
20:38Cool.
20:39What?
20:39Oh, my God!
20:40I don't know.
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